>>45549 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTugPleGow

Big fat cat tattas

rectangles though

SHE COULD TELL I WAS BAA-D TO THE BONE BAA-D TO THE BONE BAA-D TO THE BONE BA-A-A-A-A-A-AD BA-A-A-A-A-A-AD BA-A-A-A-A-A-AD

Leave Troll asses to me

>>45551 praise Marune! fresh milk daily, no farms or machines needed. just sit in her your lap and milk those large breasts.

sheep just seem like a really kind and approachable monster. They are up there with yetis as the most approachable monsters.

Good news: turns out KC is really still working on the game and there will be animations Bad news: this means it's going to come out after Star Citizen and Half Life 3

>>45557 >there will be animations Holstaur mines are eternal, it seems.

>>45557 i like that sheep fit

>>45559 >KC is manually doing animations frame by frame Peak SOVL

>>45549 So how do actual wars/battles work between human and monster kingdoms in mge? like strategies, logistics, tactics, troop formations all that shit i would like to think its more in-depth than some jackass order leader picking out a random monster controlled territory and declaring chef goddess jihad on it, just to lose a thousand men in 5 minutes.

>>45557 >Bad news: this means it's going to come out after Star Citizen and Half Life 3 so never

>>45562 pretty rare and quite short one-sided curbstomps with ranks quickly breaking under the sexual miasma

>>45557 I'm already at peace with the fact that it's never coming out

I find a giant manticore and sleep on her mofu

>>45566 Like, how giant? Just a tall lady, full-blown kaiju, somewhere in the middle?

>>45567 They make them that big? I’d sleep in a bed of mofu if so.

shes evil, shes purple, what more could you want

>>45569 Ideally? >A cold, wintry day outside, with a heavy snowfall. >Me and her on a big pile of blankets next to the fireplace >Cuddling

>>45569 a nice non-evil woman with silver hair and lots of fluff

>>45571 >Non-evil Why live?

>>45572 to help others and improve the future and be nice to each other

>>45573 If your wife doesn't know for a fact that the only way to TRULY improve the future is to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, then your wife is not evil enough. AND THAT'S WHY TO DEFEAT THE GLOBALIST MIND CONTROL, YOU NEED TO FEED YOUR WIFE MAMONO ENHANCEMENT NEUTRACEUTICALS. WORTH OVER 1000 DOLLARS PER PILL, WE SELL THEM TO YOU FOR ONLY 99.99 FOR A 60 DAY SUPPLY. CALL NOW, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! 1-800-INFO-WAR OFFER VOID IN CONNECTICUT

>>45557 Wake me up when there's something more substantive than screenshots and hearsay. At this rate it's never coming out.

>>45575 Are straight up lies more substantive than screenshots and hearsay? Because I have a TON of them. >The game is going to be released exclusively for Apple Vision Pro >Famous actress Akwafina will voice the imp character >You have to take a picture of your erect phallus to use as the main character's portrait. Advanced AI will add emoticon faces on your cockhead. >Most of the game is just mamono reciting Kenkou's favorite ramen recipes while doing tik tok dances.

Evil fox needs YOUR help to usher in ten thousand years of darkness (Actually 10,023 years but 10k sounds better) Dental is included

>>45577 Fiiiiinally, a fox who gets it.

>>45577 there are many viable career opportunities in the noble trade of henching

>>45579 Is one of them preening her bigass wings?

>>45577 does the Evil Fox's name start with a D? Lecastie has Druella, Dragonia has Deonora. give Evil Fox the D!

>>45581 She's just a Rita Repulsa expy

Well it's time to go to bed, see you tomorrow my fellow monster enjoyers Have a corpse for those dead hours

>>45583 those tiddies need to be BIGGER

desert cats

>>45585 Send all the cats, we need to kill monday

>>45557 Oi, don't leak KC's stuff from subscribestar

>>45586 What's wrong with meh' monday?

>>45588 I have to get back in the office and fix printers. A printer is even more moody than a cat, know imagine managing and fixing 35 000 printers all other the world for bigbank™. I wish all those printer were cats, would be gare easier and comfier

>>45589 Fare more*

Put all the felines from every species in the server bay and lock me in, it will boost our productivity, I promise Pic semi related

Cait sith not included*

>press your face against the fox's tail >inhale It's that easy.

>>45557 It's good news for the most part. At least we have a confirmation that it's coming out eventually, if he doesn't die first. He shouldn't have undertaken such an inmense task on his own as his first big game. That's just stupid.

>>45577 i can't say no to a free dental plan, in this economy especially. What is the dresscode for a henchman of the evil fox? What are the working hours like? Do i get to pet the fox and scratch behind her ears? just curious thats all.

>>45593 >how to get brain parasites in two easy steps

>>45577 Sorry, i'm already helping the good fox usher 10k years of prosoperity.

>>45598 Well that's one way to say she's about to climax

>>45599 I don't think that's what she meant.

>>45562 >strategies In war, avoid what is sharp, and penetrate what is soft. No, wait >logistics Wurmproofing supply caravans is pretty expensive, so they have to cut costs on wurmproofing the soldiers. Centaur monsters are awesome for logistics, being monster-immune autonomous beasts of burden, but drafting men into being their studs is a bit of a political grey area to say the least. Are you loyal enough for horsepussy? >tactics No thanks, I only like the orange ones. >troop formations They haven't been able to fully update the codices yet, so they still shout "Testudo!" which turns some heads in the wrong spots. Those ones are easy to outrun but it's really convenient. >some jackass order leader picking out a random monster controlled territory and declaring chef goddess jihad on it Supposedly this is exactly how the mist continent came to be as we know it. Some say the western Order states just lack the same chutzpah, but I think it's all a grand ploy by the monkey queens.

>>45602 Isn't mist divided into 3 kingdoms? Order, maledom, femdom. All in a constant war

>>45595 No, you serve the fox for 10,000 years WITHOUT touching her fluffy and attractive ears. You are strictly NOT for ritual use under the full moon, you will NOT meditate with her nude in the Gallery of Silks, and you will most certainly NEVER perfect your depiction of her divine form using those giant kanji brushes until you can capture the curves of her slender back and haunches with a single stroke.

>>45604 You get to do all those things if you work for good foxes.

>>45605 Ugh.

>>45604 What's the point of being with a fox if I can't touch the mofu?

>>45607 What's the point of putting it in if I can't cum inside?

>>45583 Thanks, it's nice to have a stress relief undead to avoid blue balls

>>45608 That's too. The evil fox must be pet, brush and fucked, I don't understand why I shouldn't

>>45609 She looks pretty blue herself.

>"You can turn into a girl now?" >"Yeah, always could." >"Then why didn't you do it before?" >"I heard the Order didn't like monster girls, so I thought it would be easier to get in if I pretended to be a monster." >"So you... let us capture you?" >"Yeah, I could have escaped any time I wanted. It was fun though."

>>45612 A self tamed dragon? That's weird.

>>45609 The blue should stay in your Zombie skin, not in your balls. I'm pretty sure that's some kind of ad you see on the streets or TV in MGE land and pretty common during the Zombie mayor's reign.

>>45613 Wyverns are a lot more goal-oriented than dragons, and by goal-oriented I mean dick-oriented.

>>45615 I didn't saw that she was wyvern, lesser drake can't compete with dragons

>>45585 yeah

Big butt blue lolis

Anubis Done. Hoping to finish Apophis this week.

>>45619 Undead body erotic

>>45619 My favourite

>>45620 ! !

>>45620 Dignified and breedable desert wolfu

>>45620 Big meaty paws

>>45621 Many undead are more on the pure ghastly white side rather than blue, but that's an exciting color too. Imagine fat-bottomed Lich, Wight and Banshee lolis on all fours offering you three flawless pale, naked full moons.

>>45624 Erm, actually, Anubi are jackals, not wolves.

>>45627 In a strange bit of trivia, the Egyptian jackal is considered a wolf in terms of taxonomy.

>>45628 gonna use this information to inform 'nubis she is but a mere doggy

>>45620 If only those magnificent were not attached to a schedule-obsessed annoying cunt

>>45628 Ah, you are right. Quite the interesting read, i'll need to do some more research. Guess the Anubis falls into the wolf category

>>45598 Walking across the sitting room I turn my automaton off

>>45628 How did Greenworm bribe Anubis to drive her to the takeout salad bar (they lock down the property with security doors if they spot her from a distance)

>>45633 It's more about blackmail. Remember how the Bible had Moses send a plague of locusts against Egypt? It's like that, but with Greenworms, and there is no Moses, just Greenworms. No YHWH either, just Greenworms.

Hey Anon's, which Monster Girl would you want to be your Wing Girl, and what would her plan be to get you hitched? For example, say you have a brother who's married to an MG, and she hates seeing her brother-in-law (You) look so lonely. What's she going to do to change that?

>>45577 hmmmm Lisa does need braces

>>45635 >I SENT THE SWARM >I SENT THE HORDES >THUS SAITH THE WORM

greenworms make me mad, make me want to grab 'em

>>45636 >Anon's Your wingwoman is going to be a Haku, and she's going to make sure you know the difference berween a possessive form and a plural.

>>45636 she's going to have to hogtie me and drag me outside honestly I do not want to go meet people or do things

>>45640 I'm willing to be that Miss Haku isn't perfect before her morning cup of coffee, either.

>>45639 Don't grab greenworms, they're impervious to physical damage (very squishy) and will latch onto your limbs and incessantly demand vegetables and fruits from you. You'll have to drag them around everywhere and hear them mweeping at night when you're trying to sleep.

>>45643 That's why I prefer Wonderworms, you can have a good night's sleep with them.

deploy the pesticides they're MY greens I bought them, I built the gardens, I planted them, I fertilized and watered them for 5-7 months. I am going to harvest and consume them and I'll be damned if some gr**nworm is going to get them from me

>>45576 I was referring to a demo, or literally anything other than just screenshots. It’s been at least 5 years since the last one.

>>45643 that just makes me madder!

>>45636 Probably a Cheshire. She will hook me up with her friend who is also a Cheshire, but wearing a monocle and with a mustache. she is secretly both cheshires

Hey anon, breed the hags

>>45649 I would in a heartbeat.

>>45649 sorry only ojou nuki heiress businesswoman for me

It's tough for a Dark Elf to be in a healing story, with her new slave being taken from an abusive human slave owner, and even at her meanest he receives more kindness than he ever got in his life.

>>45645 >Anon sprays garden down with pesticides he bought from some guy in a trenchcoat behind the local 7/11 >Local Greenworm raids his garden, collapses face down afterwards and twitches before going completely still >Anon celebrates his victory that night >But out in the garden, in the compost pile the body was unceremoniously dumped into, something begins to stir... >A talon punches through the rotting crust, and a groaning cry rings out >"KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOO" >Coming this Halloween to a theater near you... >Rise of the Ghoulworm

>>45649 No, I want to correct the brats

>>45654 No, Anon. You are the brats.

Heh, i put two brats on Ms. hellound.

>>45656 *Mrs. Hellhound

>>45656 >few months later, anon's bones are creaking under the bulk of a horny gravid hellhound

>>45643 Won't someone please think of the cabbages.

>>45649 I will proceed to breed the aunts

>young Succubus goes to a city to get her degree >an old professor meets her <Anon? Well, I'll be, I didn't expect we'd meet like this >she's not Anon, she;s his daughter >her resemblance to her father is so strong that all the old staff at her university thinks she's Anon that ended up alping after all these years

Having a gallery with 2000+ pics sounds awesome until you need to find one very specific image.

>>45638 Let my pickles go!

>>45663 YOU WHO CALLS ME GARDNER HOW COULD YOU HAVE EATEN ALL I SOWED IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? THEN LET ME LOCK MY GARDEN AND NEVER MIND WHAT TANTRUMS YOU MIGHT THROW I WILL NEVER KNOW WHY WILL YOU NOT LET MY PICKLES GROW

>>45605 >An EVIL fox? However could that be? Where? Me? Heavens. No, I'm a good fox. How could I be evil if I let you indulge in me whenever you wish? That's about as good as it gets, isn't it? Stoking your pleasure is the very definition of good. I cannot be evil.

>>45620 WHEW

antifox defensive measures deployed

>>45665 A true good fox would care about my well being and feeling instead of trying to solve everything with pleasure. Rejected.

>>45665 Too bad. I only want the most evilest of the evil foxes.

>>45596 >How to Get Brain Parasites in Two Easy Steps and Here's Why That's a Good Thing! Submit >Article written by Ancien Tevil

Evil fox is redundant and good fox is an oxymoron. Always remember: never trust a fox

>>45671 I believe in redemption and self-improvement. The foxes don't have to be evil. They don't need to be bad. They can embrace goodness and be good girls.

>>45671 >>45672 Just give me one evil fox. One super evil monster fox who has blood stained hands and a dark heart full of hate and violence. Please. Please.

>>45671 What about morally ambiguous foxes?

>>45674 Technically every fox is morally ambiguous because the only thing you can trust a fox to be is evil and you can't even trust that because you cant trust foxes

>>45664 Thus saith the lord.

>>45654 what does anon do if they're already quite polite and well-mannered?

>>45677 Anal correction for being insufficiently bratty.

>>45677 The same thing you're supposed to do to corrected brats: love

>>45679 If you give a corrected brat too much love, though, she will fall back into her old, bratty ways.

>>45680 Some brat is good, something like a little Demon should be a little bratty.

>>45681 Agreed, if by "a little" you mean "so bratty she makes Cheshires and Pyrows shed tears of jealousy"

brats are the wurst

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Polydactyl Cheshire Cats

>>45685 Sooo... Appalachian Cheshires?

>>45686 Cheshires descended from Ernest Hemingway's Cheshires.

huge heaving hellhound hangers

>>45654 Aunts have nieces, anon.

How do you get a manti-morning?

I have terrible news about the garden.

>>45692 Try leaving out things manticores like on your nightstand, like dried cranberries, brushes, and unaddressed love letters. But be specific, or you'll find one of these kicking her legs over the foot of your bed.

>>45693 The Greenworm cares not for the opinions of the Barometz

>>45690 >gives anon heart palpitations

Greenworms are not enemies. They are not a pest, nor are they invasive. You see, we all belong to a singular, subtle ecology that shapes our world as we know it. There are indicator species, umbrella species (not that one), flagship species, and keystone species, and did you know? - you're one of them. You play a crucial role as a provider of cultivated vegetables. Humans and greenworms share favorite foods, as it so happens, and humans produce them in quantities and concentrations. What's more, the thrill of the chase is essential for the sexual maturity of the greenworm. Humans allow greenworm populations to reach critical papping thresholds within their life cycles, which in turn contribute to the local environment the most powerful and sexy pollinators in the world. Papillons usher in the spring from the cold grip of winter. So, in order to prevent environmental collapse, you should till lots of earth for nature's cuddlebug, plant lots of seeds, tend to them dutifully, and give your greedy greeny as much mana as she wants so she actually gets in the god damn chrysalis.

>>45562 In real life pre modern warfare was fairly low casualty in the actual battles unless a unit was essentially untrained peasants. They only really lost dudes in the attrition over time and in the post battle rout (unless they made a gigantic tactical error and let themselves be surrounded and unsupported) but in the case of mamono the latter's casualties are 100% captures instead of dead. And what a demon field army lacks in discipline it more than makes up for prowess as singular brutes or sorcerers can waylay entire companies by themselves. If you manage to rope an ushi onto the field and make her stay the whole battle there is not any formation you cannot break through. The back nine would be high power individuals contracted for single battles and companies/chapterhouses of elites: married couples who still fight together, the few mamono who have little interest in romance with human men (thus far), or just those who have the individual discipline and oaths to bind them. The real issue is that at no point would a demon general be able to wield their full strength at once. In older eras it was the infighting and animosity between different monsters, or feral warbeasts, only just lashed together by the will of an overlord. In the current period it would be platoons sneaking off to raid the area and the securing of the few casualties they sustain to heal. The ideal is to keep the mob from charging as long as possible, to stay a solid 20 or 30 pages away just jeering and seducing trying to lower their morale and let hedge mages work. While that's happening the elites either fly over or crash through the spearmen lines , opening up holes, and decapitate leadership. The faster a mamono army can get to the rout the better while the worse for them the earlier their opposite men-at-arms commit to the fight; you can't drag a man away when he's surrounded by able and motivated comrades. The formations are entirely dependent on level of discipline so I'd imagine little more advanced than standard medieval faire, maybe maniple at absolute best, unruly barbar mobs at worst. Just look at Sauron's armies in lotr movies but it's not just orcs and they're cute girls, theyre still a Demon Lord's army at the end of the day unless they're someone's private force. The biggest concern is mages punishing formations too densely packed but ultimately that's just a warhammer fantasy thing where you always bring your own mages to counter-spell because you can't give up the advantage of troop density. If you lose your mage early in the fight then GG, have fun with your triarii jizzing in their trousers or being hypnotized by song and breaking ranks. Frankly large scale warfare in a high fantasy setting is an avoid at all costs scenario for any general because you're one Power Word: Cum away from 5000 families no longer seeing their sons. It's almost like modern warfare except the average dude still has too little casualty producing ability to roll in a ten man squad like your enchanted paladins can.

>>45562 >>45699 >i would like to think its more in-depth than some jackass order leader picking out a random monster controlled territory and declaring chef goddess jihad on it, just to lose a thousand men in 5 minutes. That highly depends. I don't think the Order has the strength to be randomly declaring war onto mamono territories, and the head of the extremist faction(Druella), usually goes the way of diplomacy before resorting to violence. But if it does come to that, most order territories are severely il equipped to deal with the mamono invasion. Mamono Teletomancy just warps the battlefield in such a radical way it's more of a "massacre" than a fight. It's very difficult for the order to keep their troupes motivated when the promise of a tranquil life with a loving wife is coming from the other side. Most soldiers won't immediately desert, but as soon as the corruption magic start acting the soldiers will start thinking with the wrong(?) head. On top of that, because of monsterization women are a quadruple liability on the field, and yet the order keeps plenty of well trained, highly skilled women on their army, which just makes things easier as soon as they get a dark matter bomb dropped on them and they turn around presenting their newly acquired tails. For the most part, the order is at an incredible disadvantage. The mamono army's lack of discipline is barely an issue when they are able to induce the same level of chaos on the other side.

>>45702 I'm pretty sure the Order has had the ability to declare retributive crusades on the Royal Makai for centuries without running out of steam so either that Chief Godussy is actually stellar or everyones a bit more of a jobber than previously believed. Or we're working with, like, 1100s Iberia level of troops where five thousand men is considered an army.

>>45702 >>45699 wouldnt it just because easier to poison their food and water and harry them constantly. theres no need for a field battle, people love to talk about their field battles, but forget about the logistics and having to feed an army, so sabotage would probably be the most common tactic for mamano to use

>>45703 >I'm pretty sure the Order has had the ability to declare retributive crusades on the Royal Makai for centuries without running out of steam Most order states don't just declare war on mamono for no reason. They know they don't have the strength to win, which is why Lescatie dedicated itself to killing the weak to sate and fuel the monster hatred. >five thousand men is considered an army. It's a couple batallions at least. Probably what the smaller order states can afford. >>45704 Maybe? In therms of the Extremist faction, we've really only seen Druella's leadership, and she doesn't seem like the type to interfere in that way. Other units might. "Poisoning" and other types of cover ops are proably left for better organized intelligence agencies, the grand majority of soldiers in the mamono army are semen hungry rapebeasts. They'd consider that type of strategy "for Alps".

Imagine Hellhound, but cat.

Imagine Hellhound, but MC Skat Kat

>>45707 So hellhound but good?

>>45709 That's a heaven hound. They're... fine... I guess.

>>45707 >>45709 Cat that actively protects you is high tier for cats.

>>45693 Not again. I just wanted to have a nice garden to attract some alraune, but these squishly little mweeping machines keep ruining it!

>>45710 they're superior to hellhound >>45711 yeah but jinko, nekomata, wercat, manticore, sometime chesh, bunyip also meet that criteria

>>45711 alos that pic make me think about Neferpitou and give me mix feelings

>>45713 Hard disagree--monster girls should be AGGRESSIVE and DOMINANT while heaven hounds are NEITHER. Also monster girls should have cookies. I like cookies and am weak to food gifts.

>>45711 This kot would not actively protect me. She would just get 3 am zoomies and set the house on fire.

>>45713 >Jinko Top tier cat. >Nekomata >Werecat Not impossible, but they don't seem to be that big on protection. >Manticore Technically yes, but at the cost of initially feeling unsafe with her. >Cheshire Protective Cheshire will keep you away from threats without you knowing, which is fine, but hard to appreciate. >Bunyip Nice, but not a cat. >>45715 >heaven hounds are NEITHER. I imagine they're like Bogies in that regard. They're normally calm and docile, but AGGRESSIVE and DOMINANT to sinners/naughty boys.

uhhh valk-sama, this doesn't look like combat training

>>45704 Winning big battles is good for morale and also the goal is the capture of the men themselves, not forcing a poor political situation on the enemy so you can secure some waterways or arable land or sums of gold. >>45705 >a couple batallions at least Rome was throwing away hundreds of thousands of lives a thousand years earlier the 7200 man army just looks a little dinky even if it's responsible for the existence of Portugal

>>45719 >"Our Army size isn't small at all. It's perfectly average I'll let you know" t. The order, probably.

>>45717 >Nice, but not a cat. She's a mix between cat and snake >>45715 To each their own but I understood you

>>45718 There have been entire wars fought on sex through MGE's history, sex is a way of combat too and the main way of it in the monster army

>>45719 >>45705 no what im saying is you poison their rations when they march off with whatever flavor of lust inducing poison

>>45724 A good idea, but a lot of monsters already have ways to charm, induce lust and poison men by themselves. They mostly take a DIY approach to warfare. Mostly.

>>45724 Instructions unclear; fish sandwiches added to all rations.

>>45724 There's a reason why supplies are the most guarded shit in every campaign. If the monsters possessed the stealth or tactical mobility to compromise supplies like that unnoticed then they should just crush the army in its camp/when its on the march at a vulnerable spot instead of waiting.

>>45727 thats why you have distraction ushis, maybe start a couple fires with ignis, cause a ruckus

>>45728 Tell me more about the distraction Ushi. Is she doing a sexy spider dance? Is she bathing herself erotically in a nearby stream? Is she hollering at me to plunder her spidussy?

Imagine being an orderite soldier who got his rations spiked by 10 different aphrodisiacs and then you see this waving at you from the other side.

They put raging mushrooms in the water supply, the food, my pillow...

>>45732 Your pillow is just a hatter butt and we both know it.

>>45733 No, it would be chesh's boobs in a ideal world

>>45734 In the grim dark future of the year 40,000, Anon’s pillow is a hatter butt instead of chesh boobs.

>>45735 It's grim indeed, the ship should have been full of kots but they can't do everything.

>>45728 if you can tardwrangle that much heavy firepower you should just break through their camp walls while they're half asleep and unarmored to give them le petit mort. Ushis might not be dungeon overlords but they're still easily zone boss monsters. Its like if you manage to rope in a dragon to accompany you, you just have a goddamned dragon with you and nothing short of a dedicated hit squad or a fully prep timed dragon slayer is stopping that. Someone should make a mini wargame

guys only want one thing

>>45737 Why fight Ushi when you can cuddle Ushi?

>>45740 in a struggle cuddle sometimes no means yes

>>45741 >Ushi wants SEX <Anon wants to give ear scritches and brushy-brushy time. ROUND 1: FIGHT!

>>45730 This is my favorite troll pic, she looks so seductive

>>45740 Why not fight Ushi for the right to cuddle Ushi?

>>45745 Because I don’t want to fight an Ushi. I want to marry one and do lovey dovey sex with her.

>>45730 I want to cum inside that ass

>>45746 Those aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

>>45712 >Attract They don't want you to know this, but the seeds in the forest are free. I have 15 alraune. >>45713 You forgot tacocat. They're probably right behind jinko in terms of protection. >>45743 The best part? She's not even trying, someone just put her in those clothes.

>>45730 What happened to Axem? He hasn't draw in years

>>45750 He probably stopped lurking the other thread because of its current state and doesn't know about this place

>>45750 He's burned out and is probably taking an indefinite break. Last thing he's drawn is of Uma musume, so it's likely he's moved on.

>>45750 >years Just months. Can't blame him cause I have barely done anything this year too. >>45751 He showed up in the Wiki chat during 4chimps downtime, so at least he's aware this place exists.

>>45748 But I want to hug and kiss my wife, not fight or wrestle with her.

>>45754 Wrestling can be just more active hugging.

>>45754 Gotta learn to hug and kiss your wife while wrestling or fighting with her (clothes optional) . I hear most monsters love that,jist imagine styling on a salamander so hard you can smooch her while in combat.

>>45754 sometimes sex is cooperative and sometimes sex is competitive

>>45754 how can you call yourself a husband if youre not going to suplex your wife

>>45757 I will defeat this lizard by feeding her steak

>>45760 with their overly competitive nature salamanders are often featured on Iron Chef and other such contests of cookery

>>45761 The judges are always impressed when the chef uses their tail to sear or toast something.

Cook bacon on sweaty monster tummies Cook eggs on sweaty monster tits Cook sausages between really sweaty monster ass cheeks You need more salt in your diet.

>>45763 have a strong wife, cook burgers on her fit sweaty monster tummy. her abs leave grill marks on your meat.

How hard is it to become a warlord of a kot warband? Can they follow orders correctly? How much kot is too much (my personal answer being around 10 to infinity)

>me an' me mum an' me dad an' me gran went off to Waterloo >me an' me mum an' me dad an' me gran an' a bucket of vindaloo >BUCKET

I want a giant Cheshire to sit her sweaty ass on my face and grind until I smell of Cheshire ass

It's still kinda wild to me it's been over a year since the last girl.

>>45768 Wut, we had the pale rider recently >>45766 Hmmm sex with purple cat

>>45769 Yeah... about that anon...

the rare monochrome cheshire

>>45770 Ah. It was yesterday, it's impossible, time can't fly that fast

>>45770 what the fuck

>>45771 You can start to help her defeat the vile witch who stole her colors and happiness. They're a great reward at the end

>>45768 Man, i was sure it was just a couple months ago. Fucking hell.

The wiki also seems to be down.

>>45774 this is unacceptable. we must recolour this cheshire. i think we should colour her blue.

>>45772 Get a dark angle wife and come to pandemonium. No tomorrow, no yesterday. All that has ever happened and will ever happen is happening right here right now. Fuck 10 different time version of your wife at the same time while 10 different time versions of you gangbang your wife.

>>45768 Hopefully this confirms he's working full time one the game now and we might get something. Eventually.

>>45779 He's a salaryman, I doubt he has any time for that

>>45779 the holstaur mines are a cruel mistress

These girls don't mind it's delayed. They love an anon with no game. He's easy pickings.

>>45782 I miss the days when manticore was considered one of the top tier girls. Never seen such a fall off.

>>45782 I miss the days when cheshire was considered one of the top tier girls. Never seen such a fall off.

>>45782 i'm not too fond of kakuens. they'll never make a monkey out of me

>>45783 Have they fallen off? They're still memed about and discussed constantly and people seem to like them quite a bit.

>>45780 full time in the context of his time spent on MGE stuff

>>45786 Oh sure, people still like them. But it's nowhere near the peak where she was as popular as hellhounds. When was the last time you saw someone talk about tail pussy?

>>45784 Gazers exist

>>45790 Gazer is and was always held up by gazer fag. Is he still alive?

>>45770 >>45775 The wiki lists when they were released behind the paywall, it just took ages for the public release.

>>45789 I talk about it all the time. At work. At the ice cream social. At the beach. In bed with my core wife. Tail pussy.

>>45789 People talk about cores every thread, and someone wrote a green about getting their balls sucked by a tail pussy two threads ago.

>>45794 Intel even named a bunch of CPUs after them!

>>45767 It's all fun and games until chesh starts playing around with the portal scaling.

>Nobody even talks about tail pussy anymore! >*presses enlarged enter key to send as her paws are too big for a regular keyboard* >heh, they'll all talk about manticores now

>>45797 catbatcatbatcat

>>45796 She would never. ok she might if she poked about my browsing history, but she wouldn't do that either.

>>45797 If manticores were real I'd bite all thier bait posts.

>>45777 >cheshire changes color and pattern based on mood now that's a fun idea >purple checkers for default prankster/internet funny gal mode >blue stripes for when she's feeling sad >green gradient when she's envious of another girl and the public displays of affection to/from the other girls' husband >yellow polka-dot for happy high energy chesh, or when she's at the beach in an itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini >fullbright orange devtexture for when she feels lazy (kinda like pic related) >pink with flame pattern for when she's in heat

>>45800 I’d bite her ears.

>>45802 Stop, you're going to get the beastmen all hot and bothered.

>>45803 EARS NEED TO BE LOVINGLY NIBBLED AND BITTEN.

>>45802 She'd hate that. (She'd love that.)

>>45804 >EARS NEED TO BE LOVINGLY NIBBLED AND BITTEN. This is a quote from the protagonist's monologue in best-selling monster pulp smut novel "50 Shades of Neigh."

if manticores were real I would encourage them to genuinepost and effortpost and nicepost they wouldn't listen though

>>45808 nice girls finish last

>>45809 that's 0% true literally all a girl has to do is be nice

>>45810 This.

>>45810 they still finish, it just takes longer

>>45812 it's worth the wait though mamono like hellhounds ogres and horcs just get cheap wins but the patient and sweet slowburnccubus bunyip and zombie are the ones that find true romance

>>45812 From experience, it's more fun when you slow down and make things take longer anyway.

I like 'core but with a few modifications to the 'core's core

>>45815 >Tail is free I see anon likes it Hard mode.

I want a core to bury my face in her armpit while she milks me dry with her tail. or vice versa.

>>45817 vice versa? >manticore buries her face in anon's armpit as she's still not used to using her tail and it feels so good hm yes i also want a 'core like that

>Pale Rider mention earlier The body suit and the huge hips and thighs activate my almonds

>>45818 I would enjoy this, but I meant face in tail pussy dick in pit.

>>45818 >Monsters addicted to Anon's scent How the turns table.

>>45819 Looks like you got hyperalmonditis Pale Rider, not bad. >>45821 Mutual attraction is the basis of a relationship after all.

I like manticores a lot. But I would spirit gum googly eyes to her tail literally every chance I get.

Big!

>>45824 >POV: you are a KHV on your 18th birthday and momster forced you to go drinking with her to celebrate it being legal for you >and she brought her sister too

>>45825 Birth day turned into a conception day

>>45826 INCONCEIVABLE!

>>45827 Aunt Hatter, this is why you're still single.

>Hatter facesitting you while sipping on her tea, her fat mycelium cheeks crushing your skull while you kiss and peck at her tea-scented labia >Calm as a cucumber. Dripping with arousal, but her demeanour and tone are candid. >"Let's change places." >And just like that, you're straddling her face and teabagging her with your sweaty nutsack like a man injected with raging mushrooms. >"Change MMPH places MMPH" >And just like that, you're spread across the table, one gloved hand pinning your arms above your head while the other reaches for a biscuit. As she does so, she drops her hips and sinks herself right onto the cock she was not polishing with her mouth seconds ago

I've got this orc girl I was friends with back school that's back in town (she's even a high orc now while I have nothing to show for myself) and we're back to being buddies apparently she wants to help me out since I'm still alone and she thinks that's a huge problem. I'm enjoying it though, since girls are scary. she said something about kabedon training tomorrow. should I be worried? is that something friends do? I've never heard of it

>>45815 So you're more of a softcore kind of guy?

>>45819 >Miss Gremlin hears that almonds can activate >Doesn't bother looking up the phrase >Just starts researching on her own >Emerges 3 months later with a tiny almond robot who has fire breath and lazer vision

>>45814 See, I have to do that because: >I'm in TERRIBLE shape >Death grip makes it almost impossible for me to cum BE STILL, MAMONO WHORES! ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN HAVE ME.

>>45798 more like meatycore

core this, core that. nightcore music performed by ratatoskrs.

humans owe mamono sex

>>45833 >Death grip makes it almost impossible for me to cum In a strange, far away land, an exclamation point appeared over the head of every single unmarried Sabbath member. Challenge accepted. >ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN HAVE ME. On hard mode.

>>45835 ratatoskores

>>45838 You think it's just a normal Rata, but there's a tailpussy bulb beneath all that mofu and she lives up to the "malicious" disposition listed in her profile.

>>45839 >malicious How come no mamono are listed as DElicious?

>>45840 I suspect ms eros dorome is actually made of cake and frosting but I have no proof just yet

>>45839 Big Ratas

>>45840 If she's your wife, you should love her taste no matter her species.

>>45841 I hope it's carrot.

Never trust angels

>>45844 Remember to always perform a proper cavity search on monsters

>>45847 But I'm not a dentist! How could I tell?

>>45847 I would be a teacher in a MGE school just for the pleasure of checking their little holes personally during PE class

>>45822 can you post the full image?

>>45847 This but on pear shaped lolis with the Jack the Ripper body type

>>45850 Here you go, original and I think partly MTL.

>>45852 thanks, love the classy troll in a suit

>>45852 Troll meido erotic

>>45849 Don't forget to check the other teachers too

Kot

>>45738 Why would you do that to her? How is she supposed to do meido things when she's heavily pregnant?

>>45857 In about ten years household maid efficiency will roughly double, at which point more maids can be formed without dropping below minimum maid points. It's a long-term strategy.

>>45857 Kikis are quite able to get things done even while thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Welcome to the desert, an anubis will be along to rape you shortly

>>45816 I can man handle the tail in front of her and use it to please my self. >>45831 Yes but in a weird way, a strong manticore

>>45859 This form is NOT efficient for cleaning in tight spaces like under the bed. I welcome my house's new dust bunnies. >>45860 I'm going to be late and out of position and she can't stop me.

Malef turned into a maid.

>>45865 Maid turned into a malef.

>>45846 I mean, Sodom and Gomorrah seemed like fun places

>>45735 Wise cheshire once said Boobs are the butt of the chest Butt is the boobs of the ass.

>>45860 No no, I'm sphinx maintenance. See, look at my ID card. I'm here to update them to the latest knowledge package. Look, see here over there? That's her "service me" pose. She can't get back to riddling until I finish.

>>45859 Witchcraft more sinister than any sabbath ritual. Maids were made to be flat and nimble!

>>45872 What are the requirements to become a sphinx maintenance?

>>45874 First and foremost you have to know your way around a cat. You need to know body language, coritualisation, best treat practices, scritchin' tech, and how to mimic a decently accurate mrow. Secondly, you need to be okay with the heat. You'll be wearing lots of layers to obscure your figure and protect from sandstorms, and when someone you don't know offers you a cool drink of water, you have to have the willpower to reject it. Can you read and write? Okay, the rest is pretty easy. Now you decide whether you want to get into general sphinxing or bonded sphinxing. If you wanna travel and see the world, at least the parts with sand in it, general is the path for you. Bonded sphinxing requires a certain level of commitment and you have to get approval from the pharaoh and she's really busy a lot of the time. Basically you have to stand in line with all the other hundreds of petitioners and most days she'll cut off audiences and withdraw to her chambers before you get even halfway through it. But that's how it's supposed to happen aboveboard. Truth is, if you can get the job done, anubi will pay you out regardless of your marque. Sphinxes need servicing. Did you know 91% of sphinxes are operating on knowledgebases older than 100 years? Among them, 66% operate on knowledgebases older than 500 years. Then 1000, then 2000... If you've got the aptitude, a sphinxer's dream is to work on a girl with an over 3000 year outdated quiz bank. You might imagine them being wise and sagely antiques, but frankly most of them are just kind of ditzy and obviously don't get out much. There's also things like quiz evasion and how to infiltrate top secret laboratories and government libraries but you learn that on the job. You're also gonna get this look a lot. Don't worry about it, they're just playing.

>>45875 >inb4 plowing a brown catgirl isn't a job

>>45876 I'd rather be a professional brown doggirl plower

>>45876 Getting paid for fucking is the definition of prostitution.

>>45872 Extremely cute cat, would pet

You will get woken up by your young core daughter slipping into you and your wife’s bed and laying on top of you You will then be woken up by your older core daughter laugh screaming at something her friend said while they were texting You will then be woken up by your eldest core daughter falling over her tail while rummaging through the fridge at 4 in the morning You will have a happy core family.

>>45881 Nah. Cores are not my thing.

>lololo ur brown haha and then anon realized he's not on the internet anymore

>>45875 NTA but the heat is the main drawback, I love kot but living in the desert is too much. If only an apophis could turn off the sun, than I could sphinxed her sphinx

>>45884 The main drawback of kots is kots in heat?

>>45885 No, the heat of the desert and living in a sandy environment. It's hell on earth

>>45887 <Snickers in Cheshire

>>45875 Regretfully, it seems i am underqualified for the job, as i have no experience with catcare. Are there perhaps similar positions as an Anubis or Apophis maintenance. I'd have an easier time as a dog walker or a snake charmer.

>>45888 I don't know if chocolate is bad for cats, but either way you shouldn't let your Cheshire have too many Snickers.

>>45890 you fucker i was about to make that joke

>>45888 I don't get it

>>45891 I gotta admit it was low hanging fruit. Maybe that's healthier for Chesh.

>>45893 A fruit a day keeps the dogs at bay

>>45890 I really don't get it. Please explain the joke, I feel too dumb

>>45895 The wording of the earlier post quoted could be interpreted as Cheshire snickering in amusement, which was most likely the intention, or as Cheshire having eaten several Snickers candy bars.

good job guys. another joke explained. all in a days work.

>>45896 Hahahahahah I still don't understand but I don't want to make the chesh sad

back again with a couple of splices, only got 170 more to go!

>>45896 >several I reread it and it could be just one, but yeah, don't let her have too much sweets. >>45898 More like Chesh will be scared because you're so dense you're gonna turn into a black hole.

>>45900 Snickers: the only candy bar with a dock vein. Cheshire tested. Cheshire approved. Eat Snickers.

>>45902 Mars has it too. Also, does Chesh prefer the left or the right Twix?

i need a big fat chocolate kit kot

>>45903 She prefers the center Twix.

Autumn is getting near, amd the boogs are getting restless.

>>45889 the cool thing about interviewing is you can lie

>>45906 True, I have a wolf spider (I think) in my office now. I want him/her to stick around because soon I am going to have so many Asian Ladybeetles for him/her to eat. Stupid aggressive Asian Ladybeetle assholes.

>>45900 >More like Chesh will be scared because you're so dense I need her to fix me.

>>45910 >Dr. Chesh ambushes Anon >Anesthetizes him for surgery >Wakes up to a smiling Dr. Chesh >”I fixed you, Anon!” >She glued cat ears to you in your sleep >And a cat tail on your lower back >… and another tiny pair of cat ears on the base of your penis

>>45911 She made it worse, kill me.

>>45899 Good work, thanks That automaton splice is bittersweet

>>45913 Let Dr. Chesh have her catboy.

do not insult cheshire. you mess with one wonderlander, you mess with us all.

>>45915 Creating carboy is forbidden

>>45911 >anon sees himself in the mirror >starts maniacally laughing, Joker style >cheshy's ass will never be the same after that night

>>45918 Mge version of Arkham city's villain are fucked up too

>>45919 No wan cared who anon was, until he put on the raging mushroom gas mask

>>45920 Plz do not talk about Miss Hatter’s butt like that.

>>45921 huffing hatter butt has no adverse affects on mental health.

>>45917 Only a dragon would make a carboy.

>>45921 I know in one of the Arkham games there was a minor villain called Mad Hatter, but I'd rather imagine MGE Hatter as the Riddler counterpart.

>>45919 anubis as the villainous calendar woman

>>45920 I remember posting a lot about that, still would do it

>>45925 I could see her as a calendar girl all right.

>>45899 I don't know what's with the second one cause the full size picture is different from the one in the post and I can't see it in the actual thread.

tea?

>>45929 Green tea with ginger. How does Hatter react?

>>45927 I would really enjoy a calendar with spicy pics of monsters

>>45931 Depends, who is Ginger?

>>45932 Granted, but all monsters are hags

>>45928 it was made after the thread closed but latenight linked back to it

>>45937 Okay, found the post in question. https://warosu.org/jp/thread/15320455#p15324589 Might not be necessary to include it since there was no text beyond post numbers, but still feels off if you don't know that.

>>45899 I need to milk that minotaur.

>>45939 You can’t—she’s never had a baby so she isn’t milky.

>>45940 Women start lactating if their nipples are stimulated frequently, no babies necessary. A true man would suck those minonipples until they're both milky.

>>45941 >Anon has the most obvious “better get her preggo then” opportunity handed to him >Fumbles the bag

>>45942 I am a boob lover and I will correct these foolish misconceptions until the end of my days. Getting minos pregnant is also relevant to my interests, however.

>>45929 I prefer coffee myself.

>>45944 each to their own

>>45942 Getting her pregnant means I have to share her nipples for a period of time.

>>45929 I like tea but I drink coffee everyday for it's utilitarian benefits

>>45948 respectable, but you can't SAY utility without tea.

>>45949 True but I enjoy tea when i want to relax, I can't use it to crush overhour in the office. It would improper and inefficiente

>>45949 >Anon ever spiteful tries to say utility without tea >somehow succeeds, for once in his life praising wonderlands bullshit to allow him to get a chance to be so smug at Ms Hatter >Ms Hatter on the other hand looks visibly upset at Anon <"How could you say that Anon. Did your mother never teach you not to say slurs?" >Rapes Anon with her thighs to teach him that saying uiliy is among the most offensive things you can tell a a Hatter.

Autumn is here Now hug the nearest hebi you see and keep her warm and comfy

>>45952 It's still a couple of days until autumn starts. Leaves haven't even started becoming orange over here yet.

>>45953 Plenty of yellow in the trees here, september in my language is literally called "autumn moon"

>>45954 Well, in my language it's called seventh month, because it's the seventh moth of the year.

>>45951 >"I BEG YOUR PARDON!?" >"No no no no NO. Sorry will not cut it. How very very very dare you!" >"Ruffian!" >"HOOLIGAN!" >"FOUL MOUTHED RAG-A-MUFFIN. Out out OUT I SAY. STACK THE TRUMPARTS. SPLIT THE HARES. RUB THE JUBS. OUT. OUT OF THOSE CLOTHES. NOW. " >"NO BUTS." urgent rape correction needed

HATS

>>45955 But it's the ninth? >July and August were ackhually added by Shut up nerd!

>>45958 Pharaohs are racist against nerds, which is why i fully support the Apophis.

The queen of hearts is known to teleport monsters that don’t belong in wonderland into wonderland. Non zero chance you sit down for a wonderland tea and you’ve got an Apophis, a whitehorn, a ghoul and a mermaid (in a giant fish bowl) all equally as confused as you are to be there.

>>45959 purple ladies just want what's best for you

>>45883 Brown food brown drink calories delicious

>>45892 now that it's been 9 hours I feel it appropriate to tell you that a cat under a hot sun is, in fact, a cat in heat.

Wurm encroaches.

>>45961 And what's best for me is a long purple woman with poisonous fangs and a preference towards warm spots?

>>45965 Yes.

>>45959 i think you wanted to say "Anubis" since she's the one of two nerd-friendly desert mamonos unlike the venom snek

>>45966 Apo is fine, but i think i'll take the other long purple woman with poisonous fangs and a preference towards warm spots >>45967 While i disagree with the way you portray the Apophis, I'll entertain you and ask what the other nerd-friendly desert mamono is.

>>45959 nerds are not mistreated in the desert kingdom, they live comfy lives as anubis husbands and prizes for the beach volleyball leagues.

>say something nice to an anubis >she looks at you >looks at you >purses her lips >looks at you >places a coin on one of her scales

>>45969 >and prizes for the beach volleyball leagues I just wanted to build a sand castle, I didn't consent to this!

>>45969 Okay, but what if I would like a little mistreatment?

>>45968 Sphinx, duh. Only nerds like her and her husband are into niche trivia, cryptic crosswords, and the daily Sudoku puzzle with no printed numbers but a boatload of extra rules.

>>45972 >As you wish, master. No dessert until you've finished ALL of what I made for you.

>>45971 >I didn't consent to this! >[Laugh track plays after Anon says his catchphrase]

>>45975 >Music playing out of nowhere Must be the work of an enemy cheshire.

>>45974 I would like a little more mistreatment than this, actually.

>>45976 I would like an enemy Cheshire

>>45970 >Soul weighing with anubis >She clearly rigs the scale and declares your soul in crisis and immediately takes possession for "corrections"

>>45968 >coldpede vanquishes her prey (you) >warmth explodes into the spot she bit as her venom beckons your blood to the surface >the bite force lessens >and lessens >she breathes heavily and gives a few more frantic nibbles around the area >even more warmth is drawn forth, and your nerves sing >leans into you and rubs her cheek and face onto where she bit >nibbles turn to kisses >sucking on your skin >your hot flushed flesh has sent her into a stupor, enamored with your body's response to her own venom >as the fear fades, you find yourself wishing she would just bite you more.

>>45976 >>45980 >as the fear fades, you find yourself wishing she would just bite you more. NTA, but you get me.

>resolve to drink more green tea >succ gf gets you a mug with your face on it (her favorite photo) >how sweet! >she is VERY pleased with herself >smug even >watches while you fill it up with hot water >heart pupils fade in on the image >grins at you and drops a teabag in

>>45972 Scorpion sultanate is what you're looking for.

>Most well known monster from Zipangu for centuries in the real world >Don't rely on tricks, just pure feminine wiles and good drinks >One of the most famous mythological figures is a half-Oni Foxes and Tanukis forever malding.

>>45984 That's a huge blue

>>45984 I appreciate honesty and straightforwardness in a woman. Also I like them buff, so another point for oni.

>>45985 But they're both black-and-white?

>>45987 You can just tell with blues

>>45988 She is pretty large, though. I'll give you that.

>>45960 I will coordinate together with them on my emergency "Escape Wonderland" plan, which consists of acting as obnoxiously American as possible so that the Wonderlanders get annoyed and kick us all out. One ugly American is bad enough to their senses but an entire tourist group of them will be unbearable. RAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER IT'S SPELLED LABOR NOT LABOUR!!!!!

>>45990 >Anon acts obnoxious >Cheshires think he's flirting >March hares KNOW he's flirting >Jub-jubs too horny to notice he's obnoxious

>>45984 Oni erotic

>>45992 that's a rabbit

>>45993 I agree 100% rabbit

>>45982 >You're not even mad, it's actually kinda clever >You're still not getting outdone though >Buy a mug with a picture her face on it >You're actually pretty proud of the picture >She pours hot water into it >The picture changes into an ahegao >You're even more proud of that picture Question is, would you trade?

>>45990 >By George, he's right. Look here. The Flatin root from which "labour" is derived IS simply "labor." Those blasted Lescatieans but one of their fiendish Us in there, in the boundlessness of their depravity, and we've been copying them the entire time unbeknownst! We must inform the queen at once! Anon be praised! We shall make a saint of him! Oh, and I know just where to store his saint's bones.

Whats your favorite mge girl

>>45997 the first one that nabs me

>>45997 dragon zombie

>>45997 fiends, fillies, foxes, felines, F cup breasts.

>>45997 I haven't seen much kraken' in these threads lately, feels like she had at least some popularity awhile back

>>45997 For me, it's the simple, unassuming houseeel.

>>45996 Lescatie is frogland?

>>46003 Wait until you hear about toadland.

>>45997 She will always be the wan for me.

>>45997 Best girl

>>45889 >apophis maintenance Excuse you. Maybe the word you're looking for is "servitude." >anubis maintenance >Hey, Nama. 1:15 on the dot once again. I appreciate that. Please have a seat. >Ok. >Can I get you anything before we start our session? >No. >Alright, let's get right into it. On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you place your recent anxiety- >6. >And, 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with- >5. >Sense of achievement? >7. >Personal relationships? >6. >Perception of self-wo- >4. 3. >Three? >... 3. >Would you like to talk about that? >No. >Well, that's the list, and we have 29 more minutes. So. >... >Would you like to leave early? >No. *twitch* >Hm. *doodles.* *cheek-puff sigh.* Want to tell me about how your Civilization mod is going? >first eye contact of the night

>>46007 >apophis maintenance >Excuse you. Maybe the word you're looking for is "servitude." It's not the same, maintenance is when you're the apo's manager and direct her toward the best outcome, kindsa like a (evil?) vizir whan i think about it

>>46009 Maintenance isn't the same as managing, and Apophi are already plenty of capable of being evil vizier themselves. If anything, she would be giving on how to become the most evil right hand possible.

>>46010 So we could reverse the role and get a king anon being maintenanced by his evil vizier apophis ?

>>46011 Definitely. She would whisper evil words into his ears, and eventually turn the kingdom into a city of eternal night, where the snakes secretly govern over men.

>>46013 >where the snakes secretly govern over men. Sad, It can never be us or at least both governing.

pretty sure grape maintenance is cleaning and polishing her scales, and getting in there with a cotton bud

>>46015 Skin molting is done behind closed doors, inside a sound-proof room.

I want a motherly apophis to adopt me/buy me at a slave auction and shower me with love.

>>46020 Summer's finally over, hang in there, Apopsicle-chan!

>>46018 yeah because she thrashes around so much, someone her age should not be acting like a hatchling

>>45997 Jinko, true wife material for me.

One of the funniest things that can happen due to eating a raging mushroom is when a very confused sandworm gets overpowered by an insanely horny dude that wants to breed her.

>>45997 Manticore, I like beast girls and the fleshy ultimate ona as a bonus just sweetens the deal.

>>46025 why are her paws so adorable and fluffy and big?

>>46026 Good grip and it's more pleasant for her male when she grabs him.

>>46024 Or a Hellhound is caught off-guard >N-no, I'm in charge here!

>>46028 Hey, being on the bottom and being in charge aren't mutually exclusive.

hellhound? no no. she's a HUGhound.

Moved flat. Floor makes weird noises at night. I'm on the bottom floor. I hope shes a flayer.

>>46025 Manticore is almost perfect, almost.

>>46031 Are you in south America? If yes, it's humidity

>>45997 Nurarihyon because I'm an indecisive slut who can't just choose one.

>>46031 Reminds me how few days ago I started hearing scratching noises under my floor, turned out a mouse decided to live rent free there. Printed a non lethal trap with a cracker as bait, caught her and evicted her into a far away field. No mice in my home, at least not until portals.

I got my first sleep paralysis two days ago, I like to think that my chesh is clawing reality to make us closer. I like that thought

>Have mommy wife >She makes you wear pigtails and a frilly dress >Always gets upset if you have an erection while wearing it >Gives a brutal, intense handjob every time she catches you >Every time you see her in the dress she's wearing more and more provocative outfits >And masturbates you more and more sternly

>>46037 Monstergirls?

Candlegeist oreo.

>>46039 Those are some really big cookies or a really small 'geist.

>>46035 nice of you not to kill it though

>>46039 Tastes like wax.

>>46033 not in south america. therefore, its a flayer. thank you for helping me confirm.

>>46043 Np bro, also I lied anyway I have no idea what's in your floor based on your location but I hope it's a flayer

>>46039 something something creme filling

fluffy entrepreneur horc with perfume bullets

>>46048 What the fuck are those highheels lmao.

Work is dull amd boring, with the portals opened and a bug took me away to her cave in the woods.

>>46039 >>46042 Maybe this time the wax will taste like what the scent of the candle makes you think it would.

>>46050 What kinda bug? Spooder? Centipede? Millipede? Hornet? Roly poly? Mantis? Cheshire wearing a paper mache beetle costume? Soldier beetle? Ant? Honey bee? Dragonfly? Greenworm? Wonderworm? Wurm?

>>46051 Wax also has a bad texture compared to actual frosting. It’s not going to be appetizing as crunchy cookie plus vanilla wax.

>>46053 Honestly, at this point i'd take anything. Except the wonderlanders. They can go bug someone else.

>>46040 I can't blow out this candle

>>46057 I grant you a giant dragonfly from the Carboniferous Age.

Why is there smoke coming out from your automaton's oven, gremlin?

>>45997 Trolls, Orcs are a close second

>tell kiki Im craving pizza >an hour later, she has a piping hot homemade sourdough pizza ready, fresh out of the oven >all my favorite toopings too: black olives, basil, cherry tomatoes, bell peppers, feta cheese, mozarella cheese and a slight garnish of garlic and oregano Kikimoras are the best monstergirls, period. Also, how should I reward for for a spectacular job well done?

>>46063 Dress up like a box turtle.

>>46007 >>Perception of self-wo- >>4. 3. >>Three? >>... 3. >>Would you like to talk about that? >>No. this dog needs a hug and a copy of High Frontier 4All with all modules included.

>>45997 Wights

>>46060 So a big old Dragonfly girl that can fly me everywhere and has a rendency to do mating mid-flight? Sound fun and terrifying in equal parts(im afraid of heights).

>>46067 I too am afraid of heights, but I like predatory bugs and have been listening to a lot of ancient earth podcasts recently. Also dragonflies are pretty.