>>47741 what did the monkey do to deserve such punishment?

>>47720 why does she need the alcohol bottle when she has two cans with her at all time?

>>47746 She tried to steal the secret of man's red flower.

>>47746 She didn't seed her torrents.

>>47746 She blew up the Statue of Liberty.

>>47716 Repelling manticores is an interesting topic for sure. Do spoons work like in those old fashioned stories where crosses repel demons and vampires? Replacing chanting prayers with talking about putting it in her tailpussy? Or is just wearing them enough, like a spoon necklace, the clanking striking terror into their hearts?

>>47748 >>47749 >>47750 Someone really should have stopped her before she could do all three of those things. Now she'll have to perform community service by instructing a beginner's karate class.

>>47751 It does kind of fit with how irl cats are scared of seemingly innocuous stuff like cucumbers.

Automaton fags be like >Yeah bro, i just spent 3 months setting up my waifu and spent every single day in agony and sometimes she just bricks whenever she tries to open a door, but it was all worth it.

Hebi is waiting patiently to surprise her future husband with love and devotion

>>47756 >fell for the FOSS meme

>>47757 She should stop waiting.

>>47758 >It's not a meme dude, unlike you, i'm free from Big sis Druella surveilance

>>47758 Enjoy your Demon Lord spyware and selling all of your fetish data, I guess. I do wish grems were better about releasing open source drivers though.

Porn is a sin. Masturbation is a sin. Sinners get RAPED.

>>47756 >>47758 Works on my machine. Well except pulseAudio and pipewire both have problems. Oh and turning on HDR turns her face green. And I have like 3 intertwined package managers that fuck up updates. At least dev tools all work better.

>>47758 Okay so maybe she occasionally glitches out and her directives switch back to Kill Crush and Destroy but it's a small price to pay.

>>47764 I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.

>>47762 Chief God could still win if the valks just rape everyone.

>>47765 I love the kind of woman that lets me put it in her ass on the first date

>>47756 i just put self-modifying heuristic code from a flash drive i found in the dungeons onto my Automaton and while I don't know how it works, or what was happening in the first hour, now she adapts to any new situation about as fast as a human would. though she did ask me to remove antivirus software from my personal computer, she gives good reasons for it too but it's still a strange ask

>>47755 You are the last of the cereal posters. That lasted EIGHT HOURS. HEROES, the lot of you! If other mamono got to have their own cereal (not just manticores and wurms), what do you think it would be?

>>47769 Hobey bees run a honeycomb cereal empire. In fact, I imagine they churn out all kinds of sweets and confectionaries to ensnare local populations.

>>47770 I have a sweet tooth, so that'd work on me.

>>47769 Soldier Beetles gotta have something apol flavored.

>>47773 beetle apple jacks

>>47774 >Here i come i am cinnamonster

>>45852 Just found out these got more legible translations. https://xcancel.com/Apexhydra8/status/1966283005049115074 https://xcancel.com/Apexhydra8/status/1968393694504960419

>>47776 neat

today i will fox

today I very specifically did not fox, after foxing for most days in the recent past

What if kot?

>>47780 Is this from a gacha?

>>47558 >wow check it out, sexy dragon lady >and she's coming for me! >she's swinging her legs over mine, this is a dream come true, I can't believe- >"Ara, what a bold man you are, to stand so cool and undaunted in the overwhelming divine presence of one such as me!" >"Who are you?" >where's she going

>>47782 Chase her anon, but a hero and save her from herself

Not very fond of eldritch horrors, not a fan of abominable mass of black tendrils and they unnameable shape shifting boobs.

>>47784 But you can suck on them anywhere and it'll be something meant to be sucked.

>>47785 I can suck the normal, firm and well rounded boobs on my black werecat and she's always with me, making sure that no one want attack me.

>>47786 No one want to attack me* Sadly she can't fix my English

>>47786 >Beware, master. Evil lurks this land. To ward it off, you must use the charms they fear. One such charm is to . . . >then anon saw kot boobs and felt a paw at the back of his head local customs throughout the continent have more or less subtelty

>>47788 by god the abyssals took my english too

>>47788 A cat calling anyone master is more eldritch than a shog when I think about it.

>>47790 cats would say it sarcastically like >"""master""" or with a pause >..."master"

>>47794 or referring to themself in 3rd person

Cumflation is out of control, which damn Lilim thought tying our currency to the price of cum was a good idea?

>>47794 If she says it genuinely, I'm diamond hard

>>47794 no, cats would say it like "myaster"

>>47781 I think she's that long-eared wolf girl from ZZZ.

>>47799 Nyan-slang are cute and I'm tired to pretend otherwise.

So how long is a thread nowadays?