You're bundled up now, wait till you get older

>>46648 >hand over sword to Hellhound blacksmith to get upgraded >she makes vaguely sexual grunts while hammering it >this lasts for an uncomfortably long time

If you're not confident you could take on two succs at the same time you should stay out of the adventurers dungeons.

>>46686 I guess amazons are right. I should stay in the kitchen and leave adventuring to women.

>>46686 In a fight or...

>>46688 What's the difference with succs?

>>46688 If you're not ready to take the fight into the horizontal plane stay out of pvp zones.

Are YOU going adventuring? Describe your adventurer party. Is there a tank, a healer, a magician etc? Who are they? Do you prefer off-meta builds like an all melee party or maybe full of magic lolis? Or just your waifu and you? What class are you? Also, more monsters in armor or adventurer gear would be appreciated.

>>46686 My momster trained me well day and night for such encounters

>>46686 it's listed as a beginner friendly dungeon

>>46694 Yeah because they are friendly towards beginners. Very friendly, even.

>>46692 https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ Rolling! >Ratatoskr >Golem >Dark Mage Well, this seems like a pretty classic adventure setup. The golem is the tank of course. She's huge and heavily armored, carries around a massive tower shield but the only real weapon she needs is her brick-clad fist. The Dark Mage is the party caster, and she splits her time between slinging fireballs and buffing up the Golem. The Rata is our rouge, she gets us in, scouts around, and picks off targets one at a time in a fight. In a pinch, she can climb the Golem to perform a diving finisher attack by leaping off her shoulders. I suppose that leaves me as the DPS man. With side job of mana battery, naturally.

>>46687 if you can't hack it at being adventurer you can always go home and be a dairy farmer

>>46699 Like I said at the tail end of last thread, I just can’t stand the idea of a bunch of docile hosts waiting to be milked. That is why I have, like Ayn Rand would want, created an objectively better farm.

>>46702 survival horror milk farm

>>46704 >Lovey-dovey handholding dates with Ms Ushi Oh no. The horror.

>>46689 Well, one is fighting, and the other one is fucking. >>46691 You can't tell me what to do. I'll adventure however i fucking please.

>>46704 >hunger meter >addiction meter >age meter uh oh

>>46708 Imagine being a clueless anon entering the area for the first time >hunger meter appears <so it's survivalslop, huh >addiction meter appears <interesting >age meter appears <wait wha-

>>46705 My dick is so scared it’s paralyzed and vomiting white fluid!

Threadly reminder, there is an active CYOA in the catalog: >>22339 Latest update was last night, and is here: >>46628

>>46692 Yes, my team is composed of 4 mamonos and me A tomboy chesh, she's a rogue/jester using teleport magic and fast movement to evade attack and always crit when backstabbing. Need a lot of support to work well but can do insane damage. She likes to apply poison, crafted by our kiki, on her blades and sometime forget that she did, leading to funny shenanigans. A alchemyst kikimora, she's our healer and buffer. Creating strong combat drugs and healing potion to keep us in good shape. She can also defend ourself with poison and toxines. Her best buff is out of combat, when she cook delicous meals. A shaman manticore who also act as a barbarian sometimes. She cast strange 'and sometime a little bit too random) spells from the lore of the wild. Always happy to share her venom with the kiki and have a rivalry with the bunyip and the cheshire to know who is the apex kot. Can enter into a bloodrage when someone get seriously hurt. A ranger bunyip using a giant greatbow while slithering in the shadow. Expert at guerrila warfare, love to use explosive arrows crafted by our kiki and watch the enemy burn in pink fire. An eros cultist, snuggle time around the campfire is mandatory for everyone. Love brushing and getting brushed. Me, Tank in heavy armor. My main goal is to draw aggro with a big impressive warhammer, CC the enemy and absorb all injuries. If anyone but me get hurt even slightly I failed my duty. This opinion is not shared by the group and they try to change my way before I get killed.

>>46692 I would either want to have a party of all monster lolis, or be a duo with just one loli. There's a lot of different races that would be good fits for all sorts of classes I can elaborate more on, but the cute little adventurer girls are the core part.

>>46722 >core part I think I know what you mean!

>>46724 ms dark slime when she notices you z-targeting her core

>>46725 >eyes track the core while targeted >she moves it between her tits, crotch and ass to stack arousal damage and show off the goods

Hebi seems different than usual No matter I'm sure she's very sweet

>>46727 >vanilla hebi >chocolate hebi All we need now is the strawberry hebi and we can have snake neapolitan

>>46728 eros hebi too powerful

>>46729 This is an advanced monster-lover thread, we can handle pink hebis.

>>46730 but her blue flames of jealousy are subsumed into pink flames of ardor, and it's going to be a conflagration

>>46729 She is also too flavorful.

>>46729 Eros hebi shooting pink heart shaped fire at her husband

>>46731 Heh

>>46724 Loli Manticore could be some kind of a thief/rogue I guess

>>46736 She’ll steal your heart! Miss Kumiho called your liver…

>I'll HOUND you night and day! >I didn't mean my speech to DRAGON, but you're history! >Your fate is SEALed!

>>46737 >She’ll steal your heart! But all the level 1 girls available for recruiting can do that, she doesn't need to be a rogue for that.

>>46739 … c’mon, man, let her do her schtick.

>>46725 I'll target the Troll's core

>>46692 I really liked the duelist class from the Dragonia book. train hard to fight dark beasts in an emergency and play hard in gladiator arena fights on the weekends. I'd have a team of 6 including myself. warlock, blade dancer, reaper/assassin, a baby crazy dragonnewt barbarian and bicorn strategist and team coach. we'd be the visiting team from a bordering Mamono Lord territory

>>46738 >Of course you realize, this means CONFLICT!

>>46740 You've got a point, letting a young monster adventurer show off her speciality will make her happy.

>>46680 Snuggling weather approaches.

>>46745 SNUGGLE THE WEATHER ITSELF

Remember: don't trust any loose scarfs you might find this winter. It might be a fox tail trying to lure you into pouncing range. No I don't care how soft and warm it looks, don't do it.

>>46747 >loose scarfs >fox Does that mean foxes are loose?

>>46741 Grabbing her weak spot for extra damage

>>46747 Sounds counterproductive, like some kind of mantis trap. All she has to do is sit somewhere comfy with a sign that says "free mofu" and I'd leap in of my own accord. Many a man has been married that way.

>>46750 Mantises don't trap--they HUNT.

>>46750 Asking why a fox must practice deception is the same as asking why the tide must rise

>>46753 Because of the moon?

>>46754 EXACTLY

I am sad and lonely and no beeeeeg mamono is here to cuddle me. I should write an angry letter to Druella about this.

>>46751 They should be ambush hunters. Scattering Magic cards on the ground and hanging out in an Anonblind for a few hours until they can leap out and rape a hapless nerd should be standard behavior.

>>46757 "Is that a BLACK LOTUS!?" >THUNK >Another Anon dragged off by a 'tis.

>>46756 >I should write an angry letter to Druella about this Another one?

>>46759 It'll work eventually! I can feel it in my BONES.

>>46680 Winterstown has some weird looking cows

>>46761 Squeeze the milk out of those udders it comes out like soft serve

>>46747 what if that fox in a scarf is just a fox in a scarf? what if that scarf is an ittan-momen and she and the fox teamed up to get you?

>>46763 as ambush predators ittan momen frequently replace bath towels and bedsheets to lie in wait

blue women

>>46765 my little blue wife. >>46764 bath towels, nice. hot spring visits are always an adventure.

>>46747 But I'm sick,y throat hurt, I need something hot and soft to protect it

>>46769 I doubt it. The 4chan threads are basically dead and Murloc doesn't come here, so...

>>46761 this yeti is probably amazingly soft and warm but holy shit shes huge

need gyaru helldog to call me a pervert and shove me inside of her sweater

>>46774 There was never much hope. Only a fool's hope.

>>46770 >Murloc doesn't come here Pretty sure he showed up last month unless I got the writefags mixed up >>40339 If you follow the chain he said he's busy with IRL stuff

>>46769 The last one was this year, right? Or does that not count as a tournament? >>46761 hugs.. easy on the snowcones.

>>46758 >black lotus alraune perks up from the center of the lake >sneezes >goes back to bed, untapped for her mana

Soon

>>46782 What does this one taste of?

>>46784 Tastes like Rush-E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qskm9MTz2V4

>>46784 smells like blue

>>46782 >casually puts the sandwich down on the table without moving rest of her body >anon's sanity falls to 0, again

>>46784 S'mores

>>46769 I personally expected not to participate if there was one because my brain has been a mush for months. Also I'd consider hosting one myself, but I can't really deliver prizes and skipping them would feel like a downgrade, especially if it was the first on this site. >>46784 Shog.

>>46765 Blue children

>>46792 >Shog. Well that doesn't explain much does it now?

>>46794 It's a taste you have to experience for yourself.

>>46795 DRUELLAAAA!!!

>>46796 I don't think she tastes like Shog.

>>46782 This is very cute, but I was hoping for purple Oreo filling surrounded by two terrifying wafers of glowing eye spots. Or vice-versa! Just body horror me up, fam.

Fall is my favorite season of the year. It has moody, windy weather, the temperature is not too hot not too cold, orange leaves adorn the trees with beautiful colors and fall to the ground, leaving piles of cushioned plant matter where agressive rapebugs can hide silently, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to come just close enough to snuggle.

>>46765 My favorite

>>46778 Edging, duh.

>>46800 That one looks on a greenish side.

>>46799 Pic unrelated, just a pile of leaves!

consider a career in paranormal investigations

>>46804 I will join the PPP, Paranormal Pregnancy Program

>>46806 Stealing from the nyankuza does not reward you with cat sex. That comes later.

>>46808 >Calm down anon, now is not the time to cum >That comes later.

>>46806 He's making a pun on the edgerunner. Edging. And as for the fetish, the point is that you can cum. Edging just makes the next orgasm longer and more intense, if you've never done it. Personally, I like when it's done to the girl because I like making them beg and then overwhelming them with pleasure, y'know, classic ahegao type of stuff. You're probably thinking about some humiliating cbt-tier manhating femdom bullshit with a human woman. Stop that. Sadly, there's a ton of doujins written by self-hating subs or people who don't understand blue balls and think edging for an entire month is somehow hot, so it's easy to make a mistake, but that's not the draw of the fetish. It's like confusing liking really tall girls with the bad side of giantessfaggotry and the related snuff/feet/vore garbage.

>>46809 Why do nyankuza torturers wear lingerie and bridal dresses? Seems like an odd uniform for them.

>>46812 <It's called fashion sweaty, look it up.

>>46803 It's a very cute pile of leaves.

>>46816 No? Why would they be?

>>46818 Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?

>>46818 >CBT femdom Where did CBT even come from? I fail to see how "girl strokes you and stops right before you cum, so you end up cumming much harder when she finally does get you off" is anywhere near ball busting and other actual torture garbage.

Imagine a mamono that will gladly use her hands, but absolutely won't let you cum unless you do it in her pussy.

>>46823 I did not write that, I posted the cat in bridal dress. Edging is not a torture and it's just prolonging the pleasure combined with delaying orgasm (NOT denied/ruined), you sound like that one weird anon always losing his mind when femdom is mentioned.

>>46824 The new Fast and Furious reboot stars a Femme Dom.

>>46823 Did you not read the paragraph before that? New Anon here, but I think the issue is the length of denial you're imagining vs. what he's describing. Being held back a few times before getting a big nut at the end of the night isnt CBT or necessarily especially femdommy, the month long stuff can be a different thing depending on how it's done.

>>46809 Do you feel in charge?

>>46804 Big lumps of ectoplasm

>>46829 Sharp teeth erotic

If you invest in pineapple farms when portals open, you will become a billionaire

>>46831 I could never be a farmer with Monster Girls around, too much bother.

>>46831 I suppose you could make a killing on Hawaiian pizza.

Can a kiki like a mustache twirling CEO that just collect paycheck from his business. Don't feel like a hard working guy but it's the current best ending for a man >>46833 That's trash why would you waste pineapples on that. >>46832 I don't see any if you don't work the field and delegate the hard work to mamono made for it.

Core's hair kind of looks like a pineapple. Pineapple hair core. Pineapplecore. Lmao. I can't take ole' pineapple trim core seriously. What a dork.

>>46835 Pineapple juice milk factory.

>>46692 Just me and my living armor wife whose physical form is a 100-ton assault mech.

>>46692 Terrible things, adventures. Make you late for dinner.

>>46839 hot but I bait a kot can do it better

>>46839 I would feel weird being called "pan" by a Kiki (or Shog), sounds too formal for me.

>>46841 A pan to cook?

>>46842 You don't make ice cream in a pan, silly Anon.

>>46841 But I'm not bread

>>46844 If you're not bread, how come you're made of dough? Because you'd have to be to afford a maid in the first place

>>46844 Your loss.

>>46846 >I turned myself into a breadloaf, mastah! >shoggy loaf!

>>46834 Kikis can like whoever, they just have a tendency to rape correct lazy men. I feel like a profile kiki with a nepo baby or already-made-it husband would just encourage them to do something productive, even if it's not work. Even running a hobby club or the like feels like it might satisfy her if success isn't an issue.

kiki and her friend punchy

Getting pretty tired of waiting

>>46850 For what?

Rape the maids. They are no longer asking.

>>46852 Hmmm

>>46852 Can't be called rape when she's willing but will do

>>46854 That's the joke. They aren't asking anymore.

>>46855 I get it now, I'm truly retarded

>>46854 "Pin" her against a wall, lift her skirt and pump her full of little mads. Even if she enjoys every second, it's the thought that counts. I bet lots of really strong monsters feel the same, actually.

>>46850 I can't, I'm in the middle of a Byzantine campaign in Medieval 2

>you're playing video games alone late at night >without warning the pale ghost of a young girl appears from the darkness, coming right at you >nevermind it's just the neighbour's daughter again >who is a ghost

>>46860 well, it is spooky season after all

>>46860 >>46861 I want to impregnate the undead so fucking bad, I think I may be attracted to cute and sexy corpses

>>46693 >succ momster teaches you how to navigate the wild world of monsters and what to look for in a girl >tearfully sends you off to school >come back holding hands with another succ your age that looks... a lot like her >you don't realize it, but they do >that's not the problem >the problem is your gf is holding your hand wrong and your mom is grinding her teeth

>>46852 Bratty maids get punished.

I could beat a lilim with a bottle of coke and some mentos

>>46860 Is my neighbour also a ghost?

Everyone says how zoomer Pyrows are great, but nobody is ready for gen alpha Pyrows

>>46867 Skibidi?

>>46867 Honestly never understood the whole generation stuff. A person born in 1997 has nothing in common with someone born in 2012. Seems pretty arbitrary.

>>46867 I'm ready to snatch up 20 year old Boomer pyrow.

>>46870 >20 year old Boomer pyrow The oldest zoomers are 28 now.

>>46871 I'm not ready for that level of desperation, please understand.

>>46866 The mommy Wisp is a surprisingly normal neighbour that rings other people's doorbells properly, while the daughter is mischievous and horny and keeps entering your home by phasing through walls.

>>46871 Dear GOD, she is amazing.

>>46867 Hag Pyrows are fine too

>>46875 Hag Pyrow best Pyrow.

>>46869 It made more sense in earlier years when culture wasn't so atomized and fluid but its more so to display a shift in attitudes as the generation progressed and show some commonalities in upbringing. Yeah, the 25 year old zoomer is nothing like the 15 year old zoomer right now but both still had some consistency in the culture they grew up in with regards to important events (shit like the 08 housing bubble pop) and technological markers. Anyways, post more gyarus.

>"Brofist? dude that is so last century" >"true bros engage in brojobs, just pull down your pants and let me show you" What would you do?

>>46878 It's a TRICK! She doesn't even HAVE a dick!

Don't go into the noodle bar after midnight, that's when all the crime foxes take a lunch break.

>>46877 >Anyways, post more gyarus. Sex with Balrog school girls

>>46880 That only makes me want to go even more! I mean, I won't, because I like to be in bed by 9, but I would like to.

>>46880 Yeah but they have to go back to work once their lunch break is done while I have to go home and to sleep to get up early next morning. Surely they understand our schedules don't line up and won't bother me.

>>46878 Sure, it's not gay if it's my bro

>>46881 >Balrog school girls Only if she's an ojou-sama trying to make you worthy to be her husband and manager of her estate

What would you do if you found out that your monster girl waifu was a different monster girl species.

>>46885 >Balrog ojou-sama >with the tan skin, huge horns and burning wings, fiery orange eyes, platinum&orange hair That would be a sight to see

>>46886 If she wasn't putting up an act and was being herself when it comes to her personality, the only thing to do is address her being insecure about herself. About the body, if it's like in the picture, in practice that changes little, and there's still a lot of leeway if it was full-on polymorph. Also >Don't forget, you're hime forever

thick spade tails are for pulling and biting.

>>46692 its a 15 monster raiding party

>>46886 it's a bit troublesome when you start getting doppelgangers of doppelgangers

I'll just put my soul up for sale for 20 bucks on monster craigslist and see what I end up with.

>>46894 only a fool would sell their soul rent it

>>46895 good luck evicting a soul squatter

>>46887 Big poofy dresses drills

>>46894 yorue just going to cause a riot in the streets between the independent anon party and the uplift anon party

>>46897 >drills Drills drive deep down into my heart

YOUR MOTHER IS A NICE LADY

tomorrow's the morning I wake up with a mamono in my arms I can feel it this time for sure I can't lose

>>46880 Meh, my shift ended, I need a beer and some ramen to feel better. Nothing can happen if I stay in my corner and quiet

>>46902 It can and it will! LEWD FOX CRIMINALS WILL FILE YOUR TAXES INACCURATELY.

>>46902 Low level crime fox grunt wishes to vent about shitty bosses with you she bought the first round as a peace offering, do you accept?

>>46901 By conceiving of mamono in the first place you have put yourself in a position of unloseability. Conceiving mamono comes later.

>>46857 Love your maid and indulge her every now and then. She works so hard for you, she deserves it

>>46904 Yeah but I will ask her fist to check if her boss can't hear anything >>46903 No, I already paid my taxes for this year.

>>46901 Well I hope mamonos are going for the US timezones because I don't see any this morning

>>46907 >I don't do this for you, you know. <Huh? >I-I said, I don't serve you and let you claim my body with your strong hands and flood my womb with your hot gratitude for your sake. <Um. No? >No. Fool. I need those five stars on my academy review. And you're going to give them to me. <Of course, you've been more than five stars! I was gonna- >So be quiet, be a good little master for me while I ram you against the wall with my hips, and use my back to write VERY SATISFIED on all the questions. Cum when you're done. And only when you're done. Got it? <got it

>>46910 >>46911 You even subtract any notion of love and create instead a capitalist driven service exchange made by soulless husks. I'm biting the bait and get angry. I need a smoke and a coffee. Both would be homemade and provided by a kiki in MGC.

>>46912 The kiki is being a classic tsundere though, clearly this is an act to hide her feelings

>>46912 It was an alternative direction in which I invite you to read between the lines. Usually people aren't that explicit about something they don't enjoy, no? I recommend a sunrise instead of a cigarette.

>>46913 Tsun kiki is a really nich me and acquired taste combo. >>46914 Not going to lie, I don't understand your post but I shouldn't have been harsh to well written green. My bad for that. A sunrise is weak.

>>46915 Niche and*

>>46915 How about a warm bath? >dips her mouth under the water >wrmblrmblrlblrblblblrmlblwblr >water's piping hot again

>>46917 >Spend 2 minutes smoking a cig >Spend 1-2 hours in hot bath/onsen and possible far more on sex with your wife afterward Only one is compatible with work.

Need a Hellhound to pound me into the bed and when she cums, she throws me out like a used rag and light a cheap cigarette.

>>46920 That's really sad, dogs are the worse (kiki excluded). A true kot would never do that and always give a honest but encouraging feedback on your performance (number of claw marks and percentage of purring)

>>46921 >dogs are the worse Wow, toxoplasmosis brain worms even affect their host's cognitive abilities. Another canine W

>>46922 >Losing on grammar PAIN, SUFFERING.

It's so good to not be part of the silly cat-dog fight. Bug lovers stay winning.

>>46924 Can Soldier Beetle be used as a fast travel option?

>>46926 Depends on your definition of fast travel. You better pay her though, otherwise, she might be inclined to take up the payment herself, and let's just say she'll take her time with it.

>>46926 Sure, just find a tiger beetle subspecies and she'll race you around like a crack-fueled mustang.

>>46924 It's not silly, it's very serious. Also bug are spooky and therefore not comfy

>>46932 >Also bug are spooky and therefore not comfy Spooky things can be comfy too.

>>46933 It's hard to imagine chitin and non fluffy bits to be comfy. Even snakes benefit a lot from fluff

>>46934 Bugs have soft parts as well, the contrast is nice. Imagine tracing the edges of your wife's chitin with your fingers and feeling the scandalously soft flesh underneath it, imagine her holding you close to her unprotected underbelly.

>>46934 Chitin makes bug girls feel like crazy fucking fighter jets—sleek, dangerous, sexy. Because danger IS sexy. And that is why the best bugs are aggressive and bitey.

>>46933 This meido is doing a bad job. She could be biting her mastah and she is not.

>>46934 bugs can be fuzzy too

>>46938 But the fuzzy is connected to hard and cold chitin >>46935 Reptiles do it better

>>46934 sometimes they're plush and squishy

>>46940 Meat bug

>>46941 You vill eat ze bugs

>>46931 RIDE THE TIGER YOU CAN SEE HER STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW SHE'S BEETLE

>>46943 tiger beetle and tiger shark trying to convince you she's endangered

>>46942 Lewd_eyebrow_lift.gif

>>46935 Hornets and other mean bugs buzzing angrily because they are the little spoon tonight. (They love it.)

>>46942 I ate out the bug and now my mouth and tongue feel tingly. You think i'm allergic?

>>46948 Weak to bugs.

>>46949 I can’t wait that long. I need a week 1 bug. Ideally a day 1 bug!

>>46934 Nah Fluff is overrated. Cool and smooth scales are where it's at. Her tail will cool you down during hot summer while you warm her up during winter. It's a win-win situation.

>>46951 nothing like a platonic purification ritual on a warm summer day

>>46953 60% of kobolt fanart gallery unfortunately

>>46952 >hebi >platonic Good luck.

>>46950 A good bug is worth waiting for, but on the other hand winter is almost here and it would be cruel to make a bug wait much longer.

>>46954 Most of it is good stuff though.

>>46953 KDF. Now there's a blast from the past

>>46901 it didn't happen...

>>46950 My doctor recommended 8 hours of bug a day.

>>46959 It will be post mortem, maybe. Can't really confirm it for everyone without dying.

>>46960 Your doctor is prescribing far too little bug time per day. You need more like 16 - 24 hours minimum.

>>46962 The bugs should let me sleep at least.

my doctor said I need mofu intake IMMEDIATELY or I am going to DIE

>>46958 A legend

>>46963 Anon, I’m about to blow your mind. Are you ready? I can wait. You can sleep WITH bugs.

>>46966 Yeah, but they need to be certified bedbugs.

>>46960 Your doctor seems legit

>>46964 Good doctor

Doctors are overprescribing bugs and mofu, it's becoming a national epidemic.

>>46970 Mofu = good Extra mofu = extra good

STEP 1: Have sex with oomukade. STEP 2: Make babykades. STEP 3: Declare your wife is a milfapede. STEP 4: Receive MANY anger bites!

>>46972 Dragon zombie deserved it

>>46974 dragon zombie deserves me

>>46975 Dragon Zombie deserves soft serve ice cream with her choice of toppings.

>>46968 Well, no. It was a Medical MD. Doctor Horsepussy. I only take advice from trusted sources.

>>46979 When you squish a Kot, a pacifying meter should appear on top of her head. If you fill it up she gets pacified according to the difference between her dexterity and yours.

you cannot pacify a kot she only allows you to squish her as a service she finds pleasurable

>>46980 Ok, how do I reverse that process so the kot is riled enough to have a rape meter or whatnot?

>>46980 Thanks for you answer sadly I had to delete my post beofre kotlice, kot-police? get me (I made a grammar mistake once again) >>46982 DO NOT TR

>>46983 You should stop deleting your posts for silly stuff man, it's getting ridiculous.

>>46984 I post bad stuff, I delete it. In most case it goes unnoticed if no one answered it. If it's bothersome, I will stop and zip up.

>>46985 For a typo though?

*pomf*

need shog

>>46989 Than the sound you make when you flop down on her.

>>46990 I would let her in in a heartbeat, consequences be dammed.

>>46992 it's more or less a formality. few obstacles can deter a shog

>>46993 Is my consent one of them?

>>46994 No, giving her your consent won't deter her.

>>46995 You know what i meant anon, don't act coy.

starting to think it's possible that maybe mamono don't necessarily have everyone's best interest at heart maybe

>>46997 that's cause automatons don't have hearts.

>>46998 Miss Automaton has a heart. She keeps it in a jar on her shelf.

>>46998 >Alice, Troll, Automaton, and Griffon on a grand journey to meet the Great and Powerful Lilim (Gremlin) of Oz

>>47000 is she a gremlin pretending to be a lilim or is she a gremLim

additionally if she IS a gremLim, who the FUCK allowed such a creature to exist and why have they forsaken us?

>>47001 The former She's a humbug (not an actual bug)

>>47000 Pay no attention to the cat behind the curtain.

>>47004 I must touch cat ears and then gently blow into them.

touch wol'f

I want everyone here to know that i would sell your soul to Druella for a corn chip.

>>47007 Hey, mine is worth at least a can of beer.

>>47007 That's a waste. Start selling her souls for anything less than a full portal opening and she'll get even lazier.

>>47007 Druella steals men's souls? And makes them her slaves?

>>47006 rub wolf tummy

>>47007 i'm really just itching to betray all humanity you know how it is

>>47011 he's right

>>47011 Meh, if you do that she'll like it. I need a monstergirl who will FLIP THE FUCK OUT if you rub her tummy. Probably Druella, since she's getting to be a bit chubby these days.

>>47014 cat belly is a risky proposition in my experience and dragons are pretty much cats

>>47015 >dragons are pretty much cats Urge to pet Deonora's belly... RISING

>>47014 You want spider tummy. Hard to reach, there's usually a web, eight legs, and two slapping hands in the way.

Petting tummy is like pssspsss either you assert dominance over the kot or you get clawed

>>47017 But Miss Spooder has promised me it is OK! Are you calling her a LIAR?

>>47013 So you just walk to a random monster, lift or remove her clothes and rub her body?

>>47020 yeah? you don't have to do it but it's encouraged because if you don't do it first they do it to you

>>47021 but I really don't like being touched and touching other people feels invasive and strange

>>47022 This, I hate being touched even by family. That's why I need to be the one touching. It's touch or be touched world

>>47022 it'll take the jubjubs a while to figure out how doorknobs work so you'll probably be okay

>>47019 Its fine she's just going to make you work for it.

Somebody told me that you have a girlfriend that looks like a boyfriend

>>46680 >Manticoomer gf. >She's unbelievably smart and capable when she's active and doing things. >But all that power comes from your dick. >She's got a really clear head when she's gotten her rocks off. >But she's very slow to bore from fucking, and she really wants loads and loads of your attention. >In other words... >She won't fucking let go. >You both spend 12-16 hours a day huddled up in bed, where either you're being used as a teddy bear, a cum dispenser, or something in between - with occasional breaks for food, water, hygiene, entertainment, etc. >It's a complete rollercoaster being in bed with her. Her lurid, sinful tail is a cock grabbing soul molester - and she's willing and able to bully you with it. >But most of the time it feels more like she's gently, adoringly kissing your rod. >It works like this, you see... >The functional, married manticore day cycle usually works like this: >Wake up with her. Remember that you can fuck extremely easily. >She takes your morning wood prisoner and then puts him to work in the pink mine. >Give her like 2-5 involuntary cums. >When she's licked the last bit of white you've been hiding from her whilst you slept (if she hasn't been dreamfucking you, that is), she doesn't let go yet. You slump in/on her. >Now it's time to rub pajamas. >Spend like 2 hours in a sexual fugue state, where you're exchanging whims and bodily fluids. >Plan your day like that together. She's really fucking smart when she's satisfied. >Her tailpussy talks to your pp. Sometimes, when you tell her something she likes to hear, it says... <"suck, smooch, leblblblbl, smooch-smooch-s m o o c h-smooch...." >What I'm trying to say is that tailpussy is conversational, and it's very charismatic, maybe even manipulative. >It's hard to tell a girl "no", when "yes" means that you get milkies. >Well, once you're done with your fucknap, you both do some stretching, make some breakfast together, and get to work. >She likes to grab another quicky from you right before you both go out for your shifts. >She doesn't want to let go until the very last second. >Right before you split up, the tailpussy grabs and hugs and weeps like it might never see you again. >You swear it vibrates like a little sob. >She says that you're all she can think about in her spare time at work. >She also says that she gets increasingly hungry for you whilst the day goes by. >You know it's true. She'll call you. Through your headphones, you plan lunch. >Get together somewhere and enjoy a bite. >Her car has tinted windows. Get more milkies too, and another heartbreaking goodbye smooch. >Finally get home. >She's always mad horny right about now. >You're both racing to get chores done. You both want one another. >Manticores prefer convenient food. They are big sexmaxxers, so spending too much attention on too much stuff is perceived as pain to them. >They usually make food akin to bachelor chow. Simple, effective, delicious. >Shower together. Perhaps get milked until you see stars. >Cannonball into bed. Definitely get milked until you see stars. Like really, *really* see stars. >Like really, really, really see stars. >The first fuck after work usually involves the most venom - because it's the furthest time from having to be responsible again. >So you're fucked. >ragdollfucked >To truly get off, she has to fuck you until you explode helplessly, multiple times. >That reality is so intense that it stretches time. You're at the bottom of a sex press called "Anna", she holds your soul ensconced in her kissing hole, she is currently starving for your mana, and she's not afraid to swallow your balls alongside your shaft. >After having multiple near-death-experiences, time for the big slump. >Enter sexual fugue state and exchange whims. >Take breaks to record thoughts, work on side business, etc. >Maybe watch a show and lazily screw. >Intermittently short-nap and fuck until sleep takes ahold of both of you. >Perhaps get milked until you see stars in your dreams. >Repeat until you're surrounded by kittens.

>>47028 That's too much,I need to clean my mind from manticore, we're not compatible

>>46746 >We sacrificed him weeks ago! The weeping stopped, but the rain won't let up! Damn it, that's the last time I ever fork over my son to a goddess.

feeling the need to commission more giant hellhound soon

Alps are kinda cool...

>>47028 >least nymphomaniacal batcat An excellect documentation. I feel like I've gained something from this. Bravo.

>>47033 >excellect I got contact venomed from reading.

>>47032 Too lanky, needs to go up a few bra and panty sizes. And those thighs are just embarrassing, proper thighs should look like a daikon radish with a muffintop when you slip thighhighs on them.

>>47035 stick is attractive in person stick bugs especially!

>>47012 Humanity betrayed you first. There must be foxes so that there is always a reason for humanity to improve. Fox shrines in every village is good for human, actually.

>>47037 None of you betrayed me, I wouldn't mind not finding love if it means that portal open for everyone here or even better the world.

>>47035 Alps are better when they still have a twink physique

>>47036 >>47039 Alps are better when they don't look underweight and malnourished.

I shouldn't have told Wurmy that today was opposite day.

>>47039 My headcanon says they start as twinks with pussy, but get more feminine the more you pay attention to the womanly parts. So you start massaging the flat chest hoping they grow, week later her perky tits fill your palms and a month later you're motor boating udders that would make a Holstaur green with envy. Same with ass/hips.

>>47041 In wonderland, opposite day swaps your controls.

>>47043 >swaps your controls what do you mean by that?

>>47044 Left is right, up is down, jumping makes you duck, and greeting someone with your left hand makes you grab their ass with the right instead.

>>47045 Sound like hell, I will stay in bed and wait the day. My chesh friend won't see me at the tea party that day

>>47046 Don't take this the wrong way, but you'd be a very bad suit for Wonderland if a silly thing like that sounds like hell to you.

>>47047 I couldn't walk, not enough fine motricity capability in my brain to compensate the change. It's true that unless helped, I would not be a good citizen of wonderland but i still want to try.

Wonderland? Awesome. Where is this land that I have won?

for me, it's Wanderland

>>47049 >He can't astral project in the wonderful land from Bongland

Cheshington world of kotventures theme park

Since the cat kingdom is not a good place, I will build a kot village, deep in the forest, near a river, next to a mountain

>>47051 >go into wonderland expecting whimsical lewd fun >instead it's gray, it always rains, everyone speaks a weird dialect of "english" and there's oddly a lot of brown desert kingdoms mamono >officer chesh stops you and demands to see your "prick loicense", whatever it's supposed to mean

>>47054 at least they have Greggs

>>47054 That's not wonderland, that's London, capital of the treacherous Albion. LET ME OUT!

>>47054 >The pharaoh supports Arsenal >The apophis supports Spurs

>>47048 You've never played a game where the controls reverse? You get used after a while. You'll move your left hand with your right, your right foor with your left, etc. It's not that bad

>>47057 >not norf fc and souf fc ya blew it now they are going to blow ya

this london place aint so bad

Yay! it's Friday! Do your best at work today anon and auntie will be waiting for you to "drain" your stress and worries

>>47060 London City, not at all pretty There's a boy down in Paddington and he's fighting just to stay chaste

>>47060 When you hear your pelvis creaking remember those wise words: rape is part and parcel of living in bongderland

>>47061 I had no idea that there was a version of that pic with exposed breasts, I'm not complaining though

>>47064 Sigh, you know how it is. >Auntie Nuki comes over for Friday Night Auntie Time. >Gets a call from her coworkers, begging her to come out with them. >She keeps trying to explain that it's Auntie Time. >But without explicitly saying that because it's embarrassing. >Even you can hear all the cries of <"Bring him along!" >Coming from the person calling your aunt. >Auntie Nuki promised she'd stay for just an hour or two. >And one drink. >That was 3 hours ago and Auntie Nuki has been pounding tequila-diet cokes like a horny college student the whole time. >Her colleagues flirted with you a little, initially, but she said something to them you couldn't hear and they all left you alone after that. >They even looked a little scared of her. >It's almost 2 am. >The bar is closing soon. >Auntie Nuki has excused herself to use the bathroom. >You're so tired. You just want to go home. >Auntie Nuki finally emerges from the bathroom. >She looks at you thoughtfully... >Naked from the waist up. >Not again....

>>47065 I'm pretty sure it's quite common to see mature monsters naked from the waist up on Friday night on the street, specially the ones with nephews

>>47064 Not only that but she came running all they way from her work like that

why is there a raging mushroom in miss mushroom's tea? Is she some sort of rapist?

>>47068 People say the same about metal music. It doesn't make you aggressive. It's just a bit of an energy buff, it puts a pep in her step, understand? You shouldn't come to such rushed conclusions.

>>47068 That's my bad, actually. I keep meowing at her and knocking stuff off the table while wearing cat ears and a cat tail buttplug.

>>47068 No, we play a little game of who can eat the most raging mushrooms before raping our loved one( wife for me pic related, husband for her : >>47070)

>>47071 She's going to win but anon won't walk for a few days

>>47071 >pic related >that smug It's perfect.

>>46782 how do you like your shog first encounters anons? spooky? monstrous? 100% professional?

>>47074 Deep in eldtrich ruins of old, summon after a long and painful dark ritual

>>47071 she has a very high tolerance for such urges. but if that tolerance is ever reached, then she is going to come down on you like a ton of bricks. A very soft, mushroomy, rapey ton of bricks.

>>47076 I'm already married and she's already married too, it's just friendly game

You know those sweets they used to sell when you were a kid but now nobody makes them anymore? Yeah, they still make them in Wonderland.

>>47079 Does an older monster run this olde sweet store?

>>47079 I never had sweet when i was little since it's bad for health. Can't relate

>>47074 Trying to escape from shog because she's just woken up from a million year sleep and has no idea what the fuck is going on and is blindly putting out feelers to grab onto anything nearby. We both look back and laugh but at the time it was absolutely terrifying.

>>47074 subtle creeping horror >inherit large mansion in the middle of nowhere >things start happening >strange noises >swear you just catch the sight of something stepping out of sight down the hall >a face slowly creeping into the edge of your vision when your focusing on something

>>47074 Darkest Dungeon style after digging too deep

>>47084 cute kot, would pet

>>47068 nah she just mellowed out over the years but to keep the title of "mad" hatter she needs to be at least somewhat angry, the rage shroom helps with that

>>47081 Sounds like you were raised by a stuck up vampire. >>47080 It's an old sweet succubus with a cloth around her hair and an old apron completely covered in stains and burns. She sells them from her porch which smells like memories long forgotten, on top of a wooden table, and she never seems to run out of them no matter how much you buy.

Druella owes me sex

>>47074 house of hell so I can really max out my FEAR

>>47088 She said that? Grim.

>>47089 SPOOKmaxxing?

>>47066 many such cases

>>46782 Shoggy oreo

>>47095 I love the biscuit having eyes and a mouth, cute

>>47095 would poke

>>47095 >she hands it to you >she's flat now

>>47098 it'll grow back

>>47099 I know, Shoggy is lovely at any size anyway.

>>47100 >investigate the meteorite that landed in your back yard >the meteorite cracks open as shog forces her way out of its core >unfortunately she had to shed most of her biomass to make the journey >right now she's less than a foot tall

>>47101 >biomass >Space >Purple That's a tyrannid, run anon, run

>>47102 I'm sure it's fine. What's the worst that could happen?

Cooking bacon on hound abs.

>>47103 Big oppai ayyylmao

>>47101 If she can grow butterfly-like wings, she can commit to fairy roleplay, at least until she can grow larger.

>>47095 love you skai, great work

>>47102 Well she's going to steal your genes alright

>>47066 Topless or nude is just informal Friday at work in MGCity

>>47109 This

>>47109 Does MGC even have a topless women law? It could be entirely legal.

And the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy, "Man," And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

>>47112 Sandworm with ojou drills? Ohohoho!

SEX WITH APO FREN NOW!

Cute Boggleboe

>>47115 This bear suit somehow reminds of Digimon

>>47109 Casual wear at work is good

>>47117 Yeah but I mean mature working women or office ladies, not little girls wearing the primary school uniform of pasties and kneesocks

>>47109 >>47111 I imagine Amazons and other buff monsters casually going topless in the summer, still keeping pants on though.

ok but what about monster only wearing clothes from the waist up

>>47123 My favorite

>>47123 That’s like ALL sneks.

>>47124 >>47125 hey, hey that is not what i had in mind. but still snexy.

>>47118 >mature office monsters on casual Friday >you are at the office as a supervisor >saggers are constantly knocking dow stuff in desks when the hags turn around >instead of cup shaped caffee stains on some documents there's nipple shaped milk stains >they also keep offering you coffee and asking if you want some of their in it >others offering you to drink straight from the tap >hags keep passing down documents to you personally while you are sitting in front of you desk and they saggers bounce all over your back and even slap your face Why is it always the hags

It's a recurring though and question but I always wonder how much augmentic and chrooms mamonos would let me get. Most wouldn't be ok with even single one, very few would let me go to less 70% of flesh. Even gremlin would tell me stop if I try to reach less than 50%. Maybe an automaton would find it interesting if I go extremely far to the point having less than 10% but I feel like that I would be put in an asylum before even reaching half. They're no advantages expect indulging in my 40k magos fantasy so a mamono judge is going to rule it as self harm and wouldn't be wrong in theory.

>>47124 Magical apo, weird but also good?

>>47128 The weakness of the flesh is a lie. You just need to be in tune with your primordial power. Join the chorus my friend, and you will learn the true boundaries of your form extend much further than the limitations placed on that which you call your own brain allow you to.

>>47129 She's got the magic kiss.

>>47126 That is on you—you should always be thinking of sneks.

>Gecko lizardman >Licks her eyes when she's being flirtatious

>>47130 I know that you're right but more than power I wish upon aesthetic. Besides it also creates a good rescue story, a eldritch priestess trying to save a man of iron through words, swords and spells

>>47131 I doubt on the real healing power of mère kisses

>>47132 but i am not as smart as the snek. my puny human brain cannot think of sneks 24/7. I need the snek to do the thinking for me.

>>47123 Pooh bear fashion

>>47134 I'm joking. I'm sure mamono like Gremlins could provide you with some nice augmentations, or maybe a technowizard lich, or a wurm that really likes Gundam. As long as you keep your ability to produce mana i'm sure there are not only dedicated cyborg fangirls, but also plenty of mamono who'd think it'd be cool.

>>47127 This may be an unpopular opinion, but I find sagging breasts extremely attractive

>>47140 That opinion is actually quite POPULAR amongst PATRICIANS.

>>47140 This but only in 2D

>>47140 I find Yukari's breasts extremely attractive

>>47140 Monster hag titties are the best

>>47041 13 more hours of flying wurms... the devastation continues...

The dragonian century of humiliation...

>>47145 Hey, you know what they say. When life gives you wurms...

hello, been a busy few weeks. mindflayers, love them, remember to love them

>>47147 Cuddle pile? See what death has to offer before you lock in?

>>47095 do we take the top off and lick and bite the cream or chomp the whole thing

>>47150 Master's choice. Weird how shogloaf and shogreo are bothade of the same substance but taste so different though.

>>47151 Not that weird. Bread and cookies are both mostly made of flour.

>>47152 Cookies a lot more sugar in them.

>>47140 the shape is vital. i appreciate some heave but i'm not looking for eggplants

>>47152 1. Cookies will usually have more ingredients than bread rather than just being literally the same thing 2. You're making your cookies wrong. But wait, I'm receiving a message from a winegote... Turns out wine is mostly water and it's the water of the gods, seems you're right.

Imagine Baba Yaga titties, all that sagginess

>>47154 I agree, teardrop sag > banana sag

>>47095 This is EXTREMELY cute, and I appreciate that the wafers have eyes and a mouth. And that the mouth actually looks kinda scary.

>>47154 >eggplants Miss Greenworm has entered the chat.

>>47163 Those are obviously shaped like a pumpkin

>>47164 Stop mentioning vegetables! You'll never get her to leave at this rate!

>>47165 >eats, shoots and leaves

>>47083 >Shog face creeping into your field of vision when you're focusing on something I know you wrote this to invoke horror but all it made think of was that one drawing comparing men and women taking a photo of something and how the female version had her sticking her face into the photo like she's taking a selfie. Now the image of a Shog doing those over the top facial expressions like she's using your vision to take selfies is in my mind and it's more comedic than anything

>>47167 I was also imagining Miss Shog doing this in a really cutesy, smiley way. Fortunately, no matter how weak I am to shogs, I am safe from them here on Earth, where there have never been shogs.

>>47168 >where there have never been shogs. Nothing better for monstergirls than a clueless man.

>>47150 I would want to make anything that scale into dirt cake. I miss dirt cake so much. ADULTS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE DIRT CAKE!

>>47170 >Dirt cake Miss Gnome wants to know your location.

>>47161 Hey, your step-dad has kept her in check so far. >>47166 Why yes, Ms. Panda, I would enjoy a handjob, how could you tell? >>47171 Mud cream pie

Small perky chests and big springy butts are the best, there's no sagginess on lolis.

do you guys think politicians in mgc do anything? like does anyone do anything?? people are busy fuckin' and generating mana for spells, which they will use to fuck more. those potholes need de-holing and i dont think miss hatter's campaign said anything about that. just 'tea' and 'cakes' for everyone. still pretty cool but i want more.

>>47174 >there's no sagginess on lolis. Disappointing, i know.

>>47175 Yeah, that's why Miss Hatter lost. Baba Yaga won on a campaign slogan of "A maid in every home!" So, I guess the maids fix potholes now. Makes at least some sense. I bet Miss Kiki fixes a mean pothole.

>>47175 There are freaks out there who actually enjoy paperwork. There used to be anyway, Mayor Anubis kind of spiraled after she left office and now she just plays Factorio for sixteen hours a day.

>>47176 The right level of sag really is magical. Ask a swamp mage.

>>47180 Or your aunt!

>>47175 fine. we will balance the budget by removing the ridiculous maid stipend.

>>47183 Damn, now I'm glad I didn't vote for her.

>>47184 It is only ridiculous because I can't get a sexy monster butler with that scheme.

>>47183 Careful, this is how you get a revolt. The kikis might not start lobbing molotovs, but they know how to make them, and if mastah asks...

>>47174 They really are, post some more.

>>47183 dude i need that to survive dont you fucking dare

>>47183 I now desire to see a ridiculous maid.

>>47176 There's small lolisaggers and oppai loli saggers

>>47185 That should be covered too.

>>47191 What do kikis/shogs think when anon wants a butler instead of a maid? Is it a non-issue? Is it controversial? Do they act all shocked and scandalised that mastah has such DEVIANT taste? Surely the agency accounts for this.

>>47192 Clearly the mastah is into tomboys.

>>47193 mastah thinks the maid aesthetic isnt great but suits always look fantastic

>>47195 >mastah thinks the maid aesthetic isnt great Please don't say that in public in MGC.

wonderland? no thanks! take me to WANderland

>>47192 Maids are lesser help meant just for cleaning, butlers are trusted seconds in command to the whole ship, majordomos of the estate. I refuse to let my wife remain a mere maid when she is so much more important.

>>47192 While there are differences between butlers and maids, you gotta consider that Anons don't tend to own giga massive mansions that require several servants with clearly divided roles. As long as it's a single servant, both butlers and maids would end up fulfilling very similar duties. Kikis may be weirded out a bit at first, but would quickly come around. I think some of them may even like the alternate outfit more, but some would certainly complain that pants are a hassle. Shogs would wear the suit before Anon would even see her for the first time. And they'd rape through their pants.

>>47196 i just dont like dresses and frilly stuff. i also dont like the idea of servitude, both me and anyone else. im sorry maids.

>>47196 >"mastah thinks the maid aesthetic isnt great" >The sounds of gasps, dropped sunflower seeds and the ring of demon silver knives being drawn fill the room >"but he loves the BUTLER aesthetic!" >Now there's generalized grumbing, the sound of seeds being swept and the clack of knives being sheathed." >"Da, is 2025, after all." >"Mastah said my butt looks better in pants."

That means more maids for me

>>47202 >i also dont like the idea of servitude, both me and anyone else. im sorry maids. Good news then, she's just your "assistant"!

>>47203 It’s true. Suit pants make a monsters butt bigger.

>>47198 That's bcause maid is the lower level position, the higher level position is Housekeeper, who is the "leader maid", just like a butler oversees the footmen, which are the male version of maid, in terms of hierarchy. I'll continue saying this, but maids are maids, no matter how they dress. Saying you want a butler just makes you sounds like a homo.

>>47207 Would it be less homo if said butler was petting me while I'm in my cat ears and cat tail outfit?

>>47207 I'm sorry, Anon, words no longer mean things. Also, no homo.

>>47210 Words might not mean anything to you, is what you should say.

I want a hypercompetent but not so girly maid in a suit to lecture me about the different titles and roles of domestic workers in large households (while sitting on my dick)

>>47187 The peak of sex appeal

>>47211 The fact that you have to keep giving the explanation means it's not just me. Now that they aren't a common thing and the distinction is watered down by pop culture and alternative usage abounds, maid=female servant, butler=male servant. Housekeepers are maids that work at hotels or maids that don't want to be called maids. >>47213 >She's doing this so you understand why you need to grow the household so you need more maids (wives) What happens when your kiki has a bicorn mindset?

>>47205 see that alone would fix the problem. if my shogwife is just here to 'help', rather than 'serve', i would enjoy that dynamic a lot more. im ok with help, not with someone being at my beck and call. id like help when i really need it, and a wife when im just chilling.

>>47210 >pick 1, ONE dialogue option with heart icon out of curiosity >best bro suddenly goes poof in a cloud of smoke and turns into a succubus and sucks my dick I hate modern gaming