>>48748 it's all fun and games until a mindflayer turns your chesh into Dianne Dibbley the Duchess of Dork

Bri'ish mamono.

>>48751 hatter my beloved...

>>48751 >the Eternal Anglo but monstrous I mean, at least the women will actually look good

>>48748 >bi-Cornwall I don't know what that entails but take me there please.

>>48753 Would the trolls teach them how to cook?

>>48754 it's a land of pirates, fudge, bicorns and harems

>>48756 >it's a land of pirates Not too far hrom home then. They'll call me third leg john, because of the crutch i wear that doubles as a gun.

>>48744 Best Cheshire is one who loves puns and purrs like a gristmill.

FLAMING TITS

>>48743 I'd attack her heart, with my hugs if you know what I mean

>>48759 grillfriend

>>48759 That's awfully rude. Phoenix es aren't even a type of Tit, they're just in fire. I wish people would stop calling them that.

egg

>>48763 Hey, sweet, breakfast! I'm gonna have the biggest dragon om-- >Papa Ah, naruhodo.

>>48701 >greenworm milk creamy fruit smoothie enhanced with spirulina and silk proteins greenworms present the female version of feeding a guy pineapple feed her lots of fruits and give her a shake

>>48724 The yetis have triangulated your position, please stand by for blankets and hot cocoa

>>48766 >1 yeti to carry the thermoses and lunchboxes >1 yeti to carry the board game >1 yeti to screw >in the lightbulb

>>48685 >twin climaxing with bogie with lungs full of strawberry flavored helium passed from her lips

>>48758 And is a raging fujoshi

>>48770 It's not the same as tomboy?

>phantom puts on every show in her power to make anon smile >at most a snort at a pun, nothing real, nothing in his eyes >nothing is working >more and more convincing has to be done to get him to come to the next premiere >until he stops responding and doesn't show up at all >she can't write anymore. the pressure suppresses her creativity, thus all that she is >ill memories of her own rise from the depths, strangling her with found regret >her worst play comes forth >half fiction, all misery. it can hardly be called writing, it is simply one scene after the next, like an unnourished life to a unfinished end >a solo show, for she could not ask anyone to play any part >so she can perfectly recite all the things once said to her in those wounding ways >anon hears a show he wasn't invited to >it's not as bombastic as they usually are >not as loud as they usually are >no music like there usually is >no one's laughing >he goes by stealth to see it >he still does not smile >he feels Step up on stage and turn both of your lives around forever in one inspiring moment, or let her go through with it and help her after she lets it all out?

>>48771 No, a dirty rotten cheshire neet

>>48773 Ah, that doesn't seems healthy >>48772 You unlocked a few unwelcomed memories. Thanks?

>>48772 I am not nearly romantic or feelings-focused enough to do anything here actually and I don't know why I'd even go to something like this unless I was being paid somehow

>>48772 >and help her after she lets it all out I'd help her by letting it all out in her, if you know what I mean

>>48772 Ts so vague.

punching boulders with wurmy

>>48783 This is not a Wurm song This is NOT a Wurm song THIS is not a Wurm song

>>47589 >>47593 one typeset down (with a slight redraw), probably should get around to making a typeset folder in my archive

>>48787 Nice. Her asking for it is such a good detail too.

CHOMPster girls

>>48790 Why is bitting sexy?

>>48791 If a girl bites you it is hard to imagine she is faking it. It’s just a more honest form of communication.

I love this smug piece of shit like you wouldn't believe. I especially love when she violates me for an entire day and then gets all cuddly and apologetic and pathetic because she's worried she went too far. I love how clingy she is, and how the mere acts of embracing, holding hands or cuddling is enough to make her go crazy. I love how her acid is a mind-melting aphrodisiac that will make said hugging blissful, and I will huff this smelly plant's sweaty bits to mindmelt from it. I am plantfood. I am mulch. I want to pamper this smug plant, this evil brat, this dork of a shortstack.

The DL is in her throne, all is right with the world.

>>48794 Miss Deonora is helping me find my gun

>>48794 Get in the living armor Shinji.

>>48795 >be not afrayed of any man who walks beneath the skies >though big he be and small u be, I shall equalyze

I would kiss a bug.

So how does a lich demand kisses? There's no convenient scientific need for them

>>48799 The need for love and affection is a well documented aspect of human nature, as is kissing as an affectionate gesture. However, one could always use more research, in partucular related to the psychological needs of undead and the effectivity of kissing as means of affectionate exchange between the living and the non living.

>>48799 That's a cute lich, remind me of that cat-ant in hunter x hunter

>>48798 she does take additional damage from kisses

>>48802 What a coincidence. So do i.

>>48791 it means she's really feeling it in the most primal of ways higher order reasoning has been replaced by animalistic passion

>>48799 >how does a lich demand kisses? They're so cute they don't need to.

>>48805 nav posted a pear today. it's a good day

>>48793 imagine Plants vs Zombies but it's plantgirls in the park spiriting away lonely salarymen from their soulcrushing job into fun times and a better life outdoors. gives a whole new meaning to "go touch grass"

>>48799 I want a Lich to give birth to my babies, her Zombie lackeys can give birth to my babies too