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>>47804 Is painting miniatures ok?

Anal sex with office ladies!

>>47806 Is that the new teambuilding exercise? I swear we've been getting new ones every day since the company fused with its mamono branch.

>>47807 Hear me out--Bunny Day was pretty good.

>>47803 >coffee day, and you know what that means... Yep, caffeined-up Spooders getting wild.. Then, we know what that means...

>>47807 >teambuilding Oh you'll be building a team, that's for sure

>>47808 It was my first time seeing a Lamia in a Bunny suit.

Throw me to the snek's pit.

Rabbit rabbit!

>>47806 Snuggle team building when?

>>47806 When the work trust exercise become the thrust exercise

>>47806 Anal? But I want to earn the yearly bonus for most impregnations at the office

>>47817 Leave some some the rest of us bro.

>>47817 >monster office environment >only 1 man per work group >at the end of the year there's a bonus to the team that got pregnant the most So that's how the monster government fights the birthrates decline

It's October, time to play around with that ouija board in the basement and leave the session open when you're done so all the ghosts and demons can come in to hang out.

>>47804 But Fairy-sama the deadline for my bachelor's thesis isn't until the end of the month...

>>47820 >Demons and ghosts taking turns talking to eachother on the Ouija while anon sleeps. Cute.

>>47820 >Anon uses ouija board. >Demands a Wisp show up and “lock him down—hard.” >Ghost covered in aluminum foil shows up.

>>47806 that sounds terrible for (re)productivity

>>47822 >A bunch of intangible monsters hanging out just beyond the veil in your basement. >Slowly learn who they are through indirect signs and messages, forming an odd bond with them. >Finally summon them in properly, already feeling like old friends. This is what October used to be about.

Who is MGC's greatest criminal Monstermind?

>>47826 The Marshmallow Nekomata by far, most of the city has fallen for her purrsona, hook line and sinker.

>>47821 the earlier you finish writing it the earlier she can start proofreading it, so write it now so you have time to fix mistakes later

>>47804 i need some kind of procrastination or stress relief fairy

>>47829 >stress relief fairy all fairies can be used for stress relief, just put her in your pants (underwear) >procrastination fairy that's called a Titania

>>47806 Anal with OL < Anal with JS

>>47824 Office Zombie erotic

>>47831 >Anal with JS What if i have Javascript disabled?

guys i'm starting to believe that the portals are never gonna open

>>47827 I want to pet her, she must be extremely comfy

>>47835 Don't think about it or you will drink a lot of booze

>>47835 You should stop listening to Ordertard propaganda.

>>47834 Step 1: Enable Javascript Step 2: Leave the computer Step 3: Mate with the brat

>>47837 Did you hear about the Anon who got addicted to ghosts? He drank a ton of BOOS.

>>47840 Get back to work Charon.

>>47842 W-what if i do, huh? What is it to you?

Did you hear about the Greenworm who had vegetables for blood? Her heart rate was 45 beets per minute!

>>47844 Biteable.

>>47845 I carrot condone this

>>47846 That’s what she says about everything. I once saw an apophis bite a rotary phone that scared her.

>>47848 Understandable. I mean, have you seen one of those things? They are undoubtably the work of the devil.

>>47848 >>47846 >Demure snilf sneaks into your personal space while she charms you in conversation >Before you know it, she's coiling you up and hissing sweet compliments right into your ear >And when you lower your guard, she takes your hand, and she strikes >*bite* >Her eyes go wide >pained, pitiful whimpering noises mewl from the snek >Instead of your sinking her fangs into your wrist, miss grape just bit your watch >You quickly comfort the dork, offering your other wrist as compensation >Sobbing and sniffling, she envenomates you to try and save face

>>47806 Anal with office lolis

>>47842 Yes, very old

I like young women between 1 or 3 centuries of age.

>>47829 You can use teacher fairy for stress relief if you must, but she still expects you to get some work done.

>>47842 I like old women that can still get pregnant

>>47850 Oh no, now she has something to prove. Also, a gentleman would've offered his neck instead, just sayin'

>Have vampire/dhampir/Kade/other bite monster wife >Start wearing slutty shirts with wide collars that show off your neck and nape You wouldn't, would you? You aren't a tease, right?

>>47856 The neck? On the first meeting? SSSSSssscandalous!

Fun fact, many monster venoms are antivenoms to each other. If you are bitten by a grape, you should seek out oomukade venom or core venom as that will definitely ease the symptoms of both. Trust me. I am not a venomous monster.

>Shitpost on 4mon's /elf/ board >Think you're safe because you're using a proxy >Wake up the next morning to see pic related outside your bedroom window This is why you never use VPNs from TanukiTech.

>>47860 Chocoelves are fine though, specially if they are into anal

>>47842 No, thanks.

>>47862 Elves are so desperate for human men that they will be into anything you want

>>47850 Such a cute dork, I would drink and inject her venom like fine wine

>>47858 That makes me think about all of the cultural differences between Mamono and our world. <He's wearing sandals and cargo shorts? SLUT!

>>47853 >200 years is on the lower side for succubi. Is the birthrate really that big of an issue?

>>47860 The VPN didn't work because she didn't trace your IP; it's a miracle an elf managed to use the internet at all. No, she scryed on poster 47860 and now you're fucked. Hope you like antiquing.

>>47859 So drinking a venom cocktail will make me immune?

>>47869 NTA but can confirm drinking several doses of venom cocktails will eventually make you imune to venom. Though perhaps not in the way you expect.

>>47869 Yes. Now get sucking.

>>47855 So all of them?

Impressive. With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the western mostergirl and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Mist Continent dragon, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically hip shattering ascent of western powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the human world. With the blessings of Mist Continent quantum direct-current electricit sucking, quantum Jinko muscle pumps and quantum enhanced mofu will be the instruments with which the Mist Continent affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world politics and offers the human world a different option; an humanist alternative to the depredations of Western monsters and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified suck and fuck.

>>47873 I was pretty impressed when the shrimp fried the rice as well, but i don't know if it will change the world or anything.

>>47873 Would they marry an ignorant western tourist?

>>47873 They're both cute. Slutty Chinese style dresses are great.

>>47873 I just realized that a chinese dress plus huge breasts or a pregnant belly make everything visible from the waist down

>>47873 whatever you're talking about isn't true because the mamono wife I want the most is still western

>>47873 >tell people Miss Ryu is from the Mist Continent >she makes it rain on you specifically for an entire week >turns out Zipangu and the Mist Continent really don't like each other, and Miss Ryu is just as prideful as the dragons you're used to

>>47880 But I like rain!

Another month, another oven cheese i eat all by myself, all alone.

>>47882 What the fuck is an oven cheese?

>>47883 NTA but I guess he's speaking of a cheese named Mont d'or or something like that. You pass it in the oven and dip bread slices or potatoes in it

>>47885 Yeah more or less that.

Can I get an eastern core? I’ll take a Persian one too.

>>47887 If anything, persian mantis would be the norm.

>>47888 Imagine the rugs. Imagine the lazy mants on the rugs.

>>47888 >persian mantis they would look pretty good in a veil

>>47890 Thank you for the pun.

Persian manticore who’s fluffy like a Persian cat…

Never forget that animals are usually far more scared of humans than you are of them! As such, we might conclude the same for monster girls with animalistic traits. Furthermore, please do not feed any wild monster girl you might find outside! It might lead to them becoming too reliant on you for food...

>>47893 I thought taming wild monstergirls would be more complicated than offering them beef jerky a couple of times.

>>47894 And they say the exact same thing about feral Anons.

>>47894 you forgot the most important part of domestication: selective breeding

taming a gremlin with cheap energy drinks

>>47896 >selective breeding Is that where you select the option to breed your wive(s) at every given opportunity?

gremlins are very sweaty working all day in the workshop. tight jumpsuits and spats. hot sweaty musky grems.

>>47900 Grems taking off the top of their jumpsuits and sitting in front of a fan with a Coke wearing only a sports bra.

>>47901 I should be grossed out or telling her to shower but I'm just aroused.

>>47902 Men can't resist a sweaty shortstack covered in machine oil. It is known.

>>47903 >I spent all this time making sex lasers and rape bombs and orgasminators and all I had to do was turn the AC off? Fuck me with a wrench. You serious?

>>47904 men are extremely easy creatures to please

>>47904 >Monsters laugh amongst themselves about how simple men are >We are, in fact, that simple >They insist on Machiavellian schemes and superseduction anyway when a steak and a blowjob would be more than enough >Sometimes not even the steak is necessary

>>47904 I can't help but envision a gremlin knowing this AC trick WOULD work, but refusing to do that and being actively annoyed if it STARTS to work. >Anon stops by Miss Grem's shop >He needs his grandfather's wind-up pocket watch repaired >She works under a hot lamp while he waits >Sweat causes her overalls to cling to her form >And the sweat dripping off her face makes her shiny in the odd lighting >Anon is entranced >Miss Grem notices as she completes the repairs >Grunts and sighs >Is terse with Anon, but demands his address before he can get the watch back >And then she begins sketching out her plans for an EVIL MECHANICAL amusement park to build on the surrounding land.

>>47906 perhaps druella can get laid

>>47906 A woman could win my heart with a McGriddles Breakfast Sandwich from McDonald's. A monstergirl could win my heart by chewing up that McGriddles Breakfast sandwich and kissing it into my waiting baby bird mouth.

>>47908 Too busy making Machiavelli look like a FUCKING JOKE. But boy, when she does finally enact her scheme...

>>47908 Honestly, I'd throw her a bone, given the chance. She's obviously not the PRETTY sister (pic related), but she's OK.

>>47907 Gremlin can appreciate a simple solution to a complex problem (getting into anon's pants). If the easiest way to do that is skip showering and then flash him her sweaty cleavage or glistening ass, then that'll do it. It doesn't stretch her potential though. If gremlin doesn't get her mad invention fix, she will implode. You must feed the grem's creativity and mad-scientist itch. The best solutions for GREMLIN are going to be the ones that are complex, novel and actually working is optional (it's just a prototype). Personally, I find the idea of overpowering a grem's many contraptions and inventions, thinking you've got the upper hand on the unarmed inventor, only to be captured by her sweaty shortstack body very arousing. Never underestimate a crazed girl who smells good.

>>47912 There's still a place for gremlin shenanigans. Like, I don't know what an orgasminator or sex laser is, but I know I want one in my bedroom.

>>47912 I mean, sure, if that's what you want, but from a storytelling perspective I wanna see 26 episodes a slice of life anime where >Miss Gremlin is building a Very Horny, Very Evil theme park around Anon's home >She is CONSTANTLY accidentally getting sweaty, or greasy, or being moe-moe-adorable around Anon >And she tsundere-ily tsunderes out of the scene because she has a PLAN and ANON MUST WAIT >And then the last episode is a 25 minute sequence of her insane Rube Goldberg plan coming to fruition

>>47914 How does a theme park rape anon? Is it full of aphrodisiac perils and realm silver shrapnel? Or did she just build it so they could go on a first date there.

>>47914 Okay, but it better fail at the last second so Anon can hush her bawling and comfortfuck her. It'll set the tone for the rest of their marriage. >>47912 >The best part is no part >Even if that part is a bra and maybe a functioning zipper in this case >So help her she's going to have three rotors in her panties and a pseudoslime onahole ready to go in her cargo pocket, though

>>47915 The entire season should be misdirection, where it seems like every single thing is leading to ways for Anon to get raped and pumped full of aphrodisiacs and raped and pumped full of aphrodisiacs, etc. BUT It's just her carefully taking notes of everything Anon likes (even theme parks!) and carefully arranging a perfect-perfect-perfect first date. 25 long minutes of the viewer wondering which bit is the rape going to start, and the ending is just Miss Gremlin giving a pure-hearted confession of love and Anon kissing her. After credits scene she's still outside his door blushing after the kiss.

>>47916 Pockets upon pockets upon pockets for her inventions, so she's never really unarmed. If she hasn't got a shrink ray stuffed between her boobs for emergencies, then she isn't a mad enough scientist. >>47917 Very cute. She had to work extra hard on the recipes so her automaton park staff could get that cotton candy just right. I hope they open the park up as a couple. Rollercoaster engineer sounds like a pretty gremlin job.

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>>47919 >Rollercoaster engineer sounds like a pretty gremlin job. Yeah, but would you really get on a rollercoaster you knew was maintained or, worse, designed by a gremlin?

>>47921 Of course. The air time will be INSANE. The G forces on the G-String launch coaster will be INSANE. She has Miss Bogey and Miss Slime test them, and they USUALLY come back in one piece.

>>47906 steak and blowjob is a pretty big ask, id settle for some instant ramen and hug

>>47923 I'm a bit pickier than that. It'll take at least bacon and eggs with a shoulder massage to win me over.

>>47925 >Asking for breakfast food Anon isn't well-versed in monster culture, that's just begging for rape. Breakfast is served after she rocks your world then stays over and she'd have done a lot more than hug you by then. Maybe try chicken and waffles or brunch food; be a bit less direct unless you want her to think you're a skank. >>47923 Marked for pyrow or oni.

>>47923 >instant ramen and hug LUXURY I'd settle for a single potato chip and clearly feigned kind glance.

>>47926 I'm the kind who enjoys a good brinner, the opinions of cattle who can't understand the pleasure of breakfast items taken for supper are beneath me. My future wife will also understand the glory of fried eggs and crispy bacon with buttered toast at 7PM.

>>47928 Everybody loves brinner. Mamono just like claiming you invited them to spend the night and make breakfast.

>>47906 >be nice to be around >pass the bare minimum standards for "i would fuck her" >get in the door Its literally that easy

>>47929 This. You wouldn't ask for eggs if you didn't want to fertilize her eggs.

>>47906 i have similar standards to a nureonago

>>47928 7PM is so crazy late for dinner dinner is like 3-4PM

Enough shenanigans. The fox will seal you now.

I will fight the fox until my last breath

i'll maintain a neutral relationship with fox

>>47936 But will the fox maintain a neutral relationship with (you)?

>>47937 Forgive me for using the word, but simping is not healthy for a fox.

>>47938 It's not healthy for anyone. It's also unnecessary when she can just shove her tail in his face and rape him.

>>47938 as a single guy in a monster town you got to deal with these sorts of things. lots of gifts, offerings and tributes. bottles of milk and jars of honey outside your house every morning, weird poems left in your mailbox, love songs outside your window, raccoons digging through your trash it's a bit of a bother

>>47940 I'll make a cardboard cutout of a dragon or something and put it in my window to ward them off so I can have some god damn peace and quiet

>>47941 Do not do this dragons are fiercely territorial, have their ears to the ground for picking up rumors, and there's always a clan somewhere who claims your area. They will show up induct new blood into their book club or fight to stay independent then be confused and hot blooded to be left high and dry. Your pelvis will take a bruising

>>47943 what mamono should I use a cardboard cutout scarecrow of instead, then? something to keep all of them away

>>47944 scarecrow probably

>>47944 No cutout, just put up tell-tale signs of a hebi or a unicorn and most will keep their distance. But the moment an extra brave or michevious imp makes you then you will never know peace.

>>47945 is there a scarecrow mamono now I could see that being kinda cool >>47946 peace and quiet is all I desire

>>47947 its just a weird ittan momen

>>47944 Honestly, go for an Anti Aerial turret and only put demon silver ammo. If the issue is not fixed add more. Try to put mattress where flying mamonos will fall

>>47949 >Try to put mattress where flying mamonos will fall No need, bullshit monster magic will mean they just land safely on some schmuck's cock. Hit a wyverns for me, will ya?

>>47924 >carries you around the lab in her stained overalls breast pocket between experiments >then has dinner with you like that >only thinks to unshrink you when it's time for gremsex well? how would you like to be the fairy?

>>47951 I would hate it

>>47944 I know a guy who tried this and the cardboard cutout monsterized and raped him. Honestly I would avoid it entirely.

It's quiet. They can't be that stealthy, can they?

>>47951 if she keeps me between her breasts instead then id give it a shot

>>47956 What are you doing in the ruins anyway?

>>47956 Shouldn't a wet Ghoul be completely nude?

>>47959 >wet That's sand though, aint't it?

>>47958 Taking in the ancient architecture. Looking at the photographs is not the same. >>47960 They're wet with that red liquid that looks like blood.

>Anon goes to !Greece >Beautiful ancient architecture >Beautiful ancient golems >Anon grabs a "statue"'s booty >She wakes up grabs his

>>47966 >greece >golems Surely you mean Automatons, or statues.

>>47967 Greek Gargoyle, maybe.

>>47968 I hope the founding father gets raped by one of his statues.

>>47970 Thomas Jefferson raped by black statue. IRONIC

>>47968 >>47970 >her boobs must be huge Was he still drunk when he planned this out lol

>>47972 He was based, although looking at the garg, she probably got those vices from someone. Carving the perfect booby from stone is a very stressful job, please understand.

I know many of you are weak to nuki auntsters, but you shouldn't underestimate youngsters either.

>>47974 I will perhaps consider the danuki niecester.

>>47974 Weebs, translatio?

>>47970 >Make beautiful sculpture for some monster queen as a wedding gift >Magic released at wedding afterparty at night is so great that it animates statue into a garg >Immediately flies off to go rape the guy who 'spent months feeling up my butt' (read, sculpted it)

>>47976 I don't speak jap, bur running it through MTL the gist of it is >Onii-san, looks like you're broke~ >You'll have to pay with your body now~

>>47978 i appreciate mamanos flexible payment options

>>47979 Paying fake debt with real sex is scummy

I want to be findommed by my danuki wife but with fake monopoly money as we are both dorks who love eachother.

>>47951 being shrunk is alright but can i have a jetpack or something? fairies can fly so also i wanna fly. obviously other safety and movement features are a must too, like longfall boots, a grappling hook, maybe even a set of airstrafing ailerons that perfectly mimic GoldSource engine physics and let me bhop around grem's workshop table like a speed demon

>>47980 what's fake about it? money can be exchanged for good and services

>>47982 Sure, but you will have to help prototype those gadgets for her as well. You'll have to complete a miniature loop around the room multiple times for her to get data on bhop speed. You'll have to scale a large object with the grappling hook (probably scaling her, being realistic). If you want other safety features like armor, then you'll have to field test it so its durable (i.e. she sits on you)

>>47984 >They do so much testing there's an anon shaped clean patch in the butt shaped sweat stain

>>47983 Debt is fake, gambling the fake debt was not silly or dumb, promising to brush the mofu in exchange for more fake debt is not a real contract.

>>47971 Jefferson would never It'd be impossible to rape him he'd already be knee deep in hag strange.

>>47986 >Debt is fake Maybe, but the Danuki bouncers are real.

>>47986 you got it backwards. money is fake, debt is real

>>47989 YOU got it backwards—fake is money, later si tbed

>>47988 I can repay them by doubling my fake debt with the mofukuza >>47989 Money is real, when I gamble it disappears

>>47985 >"Test #49. Subject is still breathing. Skin is flush. Damp spot on pants, most likely semen from orgasm in Test #48" >"A-are we done?" >"We are not done testing each parameter yet. We test bare skin next." >"but-" >*smush* poor anon. his body was fine, but his sweat poisoned mind may never be the same.

>>47981 Monster findom is nice because she handles all your money, but enjoys buying you stuff you like. >>47989 >money is fake Does this look fake to you?

Why do people wamt to get dommed by fins?

>>47995 they're really big into historical reenactments

>>47995 Don't you think it'd be hot to be raped someone fresh from the sauna, saying whatever it is finns say when they fuck? >Spurdo sparde :D:D

>>47995 The most Finnish girl in MGE so far is very cute and I would trust her to be the dominant one in the relationship.

>>47999 if i was going to be captured and dragged off into the frozen wastes she's pretty high on the list

>>47803 Reminder that there is a currently ongoing CYOA in the catalog. We are currently deciding whether we want to pregame more before heading to the Main stage and listen to some live music. Notbto say too much, but we currently have two thirsty bug girls surrounding us, so if that's something that you might be intersted in, maybe give it a chance? If it's not, there are plenty of other potential suitors, like a "colorful spooder" and a "stalker that disappears in a flash of white". It's still the first day, so there is still plenty to experience. Also, the MGC thread could use some more people. Been a whike since we got new MGC lore. Also also, if you haven't yet, maybe give the charasort a try.

>>48000 captured-and-dragged-off-into-the-frozen-wastes tier list: whitehorn krampus tsurara onna ushi oni in a santa outfit

>>48002 Worst-to-best, right? I would LOVE an Ushi-Oni in a Santa outfit.

>>48003 Obviously it's in a random order, as everyone knows Tsurara Onnas are the best mannappers.

>>48002 honorable mentions: snowy owl, snow leopards

for me it's the white dire wolf

>>48006 You know nothing, Jon Snow!

Business idea: put an extra-large birdbath outside your bedroom windows, wake up to wet harpy tits every morning.

Business idea: sell dragon noble panties to scientists to help them date things that are extremely old

Business idea: meowz

business idea: sell myself as a husband on the mamono auction. one time only exclusive deal, don't miss out

>>48002 Dragged-off-back-to-the-cabin-after-domination-loss tier list: Tsurara Onna lolis Krampus lolis

>Danuki offering big bucks for you to become the 'Chair' of her company do not accept do not accept do not accept your mind cannot survive danuki ass.

>>48013 >Advertising the position >Telling people not to take it I'm getting mixed signals here.

>>48008 What's the business here? Are they paying for the bathing?

>>48015 Obviously the danuki is trying to purchase an anon to sit on and make eat her pussy/ass out and another anon is warning him that her butt is too much to handle.

>>47974 Danuki cousin erotic

Business idea: raise corpses and have unlimited free manpower to satisfy your desires

Ryu seeing another potential husband being taken by her hebi servants

>>48019 >unlimited MANpower Alp-like typing detected.

>"The ogre waited in the swamp. In the deepest depths of the darkest bog. Waiting for her true love, and true love's first kiss." >Heh, like that's ever gonna happen >WHAT A LOAD OF- >*FLUSH* >SOME BOGIE ONCE TOLD ME

>>48017 Sure, but i wouldn't have found out if he didn't say it, so really, he's just advertising the position, even if unwillingly.

>>48023 Unwillingly? Like as if he is texting from beneath a FAT TANUKI RUMP?

>>48024 Really. I could believe it happening once. But multiple danukis doing this same facesitting trick? What are they? Hatters?

>>48022 Ogre and her trusty Donkey Centaur friend going on a road trip

>>48019 I want both the one who raises and the raised one

>>47924 >work as an assistant in the sorcerous sabbath >get woken up in the night by several tiny figures jumping on your chest >absentmindedly scoop them up in your hands before realizing it's Shurokuto and several other researchers >"Anon we need your help. Our last experiment went wrong and shrank us. We can't use magic like this so we need you to reverse it. Also we need you to carry us back to the lab, it took us an hour just to climb the stairs." >you just want to go back to sleep >you hug them against your chest and lie back down >"Anon this is serious! Get up right now!" >but you're already drifting off >you'll deal with tiny angry Shirokuto in the morning

>>48029 Tiny snek.

>>48025 It’s an expanding market!

>>48031 >What the webcam can't see is what the teams board meeting can't see

>>48032 The advent of the Crown Virus Pale Rider really changed the corporate landscape forever.

>>48034 Yes honey, i know it's time for your hourly foot massage. You don't need to put them in front of my face.

>>48035 BITE THEM.

>>48036 The things one must do for love... She still won't even put on underwear...

>>48035 >>48034 >>48036 Kiss them. Smell them.

>>48020 i mean i'm not making it past the hebi defense force

I know sneks are jealous creatures but if you get more than one of them then you can get a multicoloured mating ball

>>48041 The only multicolored thing is going to be your blood.

>>48042 i don't get it

>>48043 >Purple poison from Apophis >Blue Poison from Hebi >Yellow poison from normal Lamia. >Green venom from Echidna >Grey poison from Medusa At that point there won't be any blood left.

>>48044 i do wonder if bunyips and hebis are venomous

>>48045 >bunyips Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?

>>48044 >Snake wives happily coiling anon, whose body fluids are close to 50% venom, reaching a transcendental stewed jellied vegetable state where toxins infest every synapse and every thought is of great dream snakes slithering about in the space between atoms

>>48046 there's a couple things that are poisonous, maybe

>>48046 There's crocodiles. Still happy to get ya, but...

Venomslut and proud

>>48050 Imagine the portals opening and a snek knocking on your door whike holding a printed out version of this post.

>>48051 >Mid smug explanation, another venomous monster (lets say a core) turns up with a similar printout and the exact same idea >This repeats multiple times really if humans didn't want to be envenomated they should have developed thicker skins and less exposed veins. it's their own fault really.

>>48046 Bunyip are too comfortable and kind to be venomous

>raiju that printed off all of my raiju zaplust posts >waits until I'm visiting family >breaks into the house and loudly reads them all off in front of everyone

>Hatter reads out every single one of my posts about hatter ass >Every single one, in that calm, candid, matter-of-fact tone >"Well... you've certainly got a way with words."

>>48054 But does she zap you?

>>48051 So, I said a lot of things I'd like to explain... >Anon claimed this was a joke

>>48056 hopefully not in front of everybody

>>48058 Well, can you imagine the frustration if she didn’t do it at all? Just showed up, read out how big of a zapslut you are, and left?

>>48059 if she doesn't take responsibility by excusing me and zapping me in privacy she's not the raiju for me

>>48016 It's supposed uh, stimulate the economy or something. Seeds! You could sell seeds to the topless harpies.

>>48061 The only thing being stimulated here is my water bill. They better be paying for the service.

>>48061 I will definitely seed the topless harpies.

>>48050 >>48054 >>48055 There has to be more than these 3. What kind of slut are you anon?

>>48067 undead dragon

>>48067 spores moth dust pheromones pale rider miasma

>>48079 >ywn have a raiju to keep all of your electronics charged or use her negatively charged saliva as a super energy drink no just god could make a world without this

>>48067 black sclera pointy teeth multiple arms

>>48079 smells like ozone

>>48067 Power, cuddling, and tail. The dream is having a Lilim/Demon spooning me from behind, while her tail is wrapped around to the front of us so I can hug it.

>>48067 Mofu, bloobs, black sclera, sweaters, casual lewdity.

>>48092 I want to molest spade tails.

>>48067 I am zaps but I am also mofu, hugs, swords, and alcohol really I'm a very easy man as long as the mamono in question isn't a loli and doesn't want to transform me

>>48067 I am very lonely and just want a woman who is possessive and cuddly. I do like cats a lot (cuddly) and spiders (possessive) are scary, but I want a woman who is scary because she can make me feel safe.

>>48096 OK, but what if she just wanted to shrink you down smol so you can ride around in her cleavage?

>>48098 I don't really get it but if it's temporary and a once-in-a-while thing I can indulge her

>>48099 >Fancy mamono dinner party >Husbands all hanging out in wives' cleavage Mamono culture is weird....

I swear, I took the superconductor perk because I like dealing electrical damage, I am NOT a zapslut. I know it tanks my lightning resist by -500%, but it practically triples my DPS!

>>48101 the odds of running into a raiju, thunderbird or electric unagi joro are pretty low after all. seems like the optimal play

>>48094 Run your finger along spade tails. Twirl spade tails around your finger. Gently pull spade tails. Kiss and nibble spade tails.

>>48103 lewd

>>48103 This is the stuff. Squish spade tails. Love spade tails.

>>48105 You have already SUCCumbed to their charms...

>>48106 I would be completely defenseless against a deem or even the common succ in the event of a portalling. Good thing neither exist, haha.

>>48108 >Anon breaks down, summons succ >Uuuuuuuh...

if you need a side hustle, consider offering spade massages

I find succ extremely boring, same for all demon, arch succ, imp... They lack animal bits unlike manticore, picking randomly obviously

I don't understand why people complain about automatons having backdoors. I use my automaton's backdoor every day.

>succubus >learns your fetishes and fulfills them >with enough mana built up from your romance she can create a pocket love dimension for just the two of you, with puns about swallowing the key (but it's right under the pillow if you forget something, sweetheart) >whittles down your guard through deliberate and sincere attempts on your soft inner core >good kisser >wings >her sisters like you too >diamond trumpart >has fetishes and will make them yours >comes with a pocket dimension that only she is the key to >your guard is not strong enough to merit whittling down >scary kisser >beret >her sisters like you too

>>48113 >goat horns >bat wings >spade tail that might or might not come with a lewd opening at the end <versatile, can do things similar to several other monsters unique traits, if not to the same extend >tailrapes you like a manticore but without the venom >can fly, but not with the agility and endurance of harpies >can absorb your bad thoughts and memories like a mindflayer, but not directly alter them >can enter and influence your dreams >probably has lust-inducing pheromones, but with less power than plant-types

>>48117 No mane or mofu to brush, that can't be fixed

>>48067 The kind who would proudly walk around town wearing a suit of dragonscale armor I bought from a shady merchant.

>>48118 Of course it can. Ever heard of theriomorphis potions? Theriomancy? Ever heard of liches? The world is your oyster. Bend it to your will.

>>48098 >laugh at womanlet manticore because everyone knows they don't really eat people and even if they did she's like a foot shorter than you >she casts a shrinking spell on you and swallows you up with her tail >leaves you in there for the rest of the day before growing you back

>>48121 Vore is not needed here.

It's ok to lose to a core. It's way worse to become the venomslut pincushion actual butt-on-face cushion cuddleslave milkaddict beanpoker sweatrag earscritcher lovetoy of a core that's smaller than you and has a chip on her shoulder about that fact.

>>48118 She'll have long hair that goes down between her butt and her knees it will be floofy like a cloud she will want you to brush it and when your face is buried in it while going at it from behind it'll feel just like mofu

If Succs are too boring Alps are a great alternative

>>48124 A lesser product, nothing can beat real mofu, it's not mental illness

>>48123 Core are like dragon, you can turn them into 'mere ragdoll cat. My Cheshire friend explain it to me in details, the hardest part is pinning her neck

>>48126 Its just fine and lovely to watch sway in the wind But if mofu is that important then make a chimera you mofu brain

>>48128 Technically all mamonos are 50/50 succ and whatever

>>48127 A small hint. The apostrophe(') is used in front of words to indicate they have been shortened, similarly to how it shortens do not to don't. For example: Afraid -> 'Fraid. The use of an apostrophe with mere is not necessary, as mere is a word my itself.

>>48067 Thick loli hips, asses and thighs Exotic skin colors If one of my favorite monsters got shown my hornyposts, she would either get very smug and horny or cover her face with her hands blushing like crazy depending on the race.

>>48125 What's the advantage?

>>48130 So, a mere barn cat or a mere' barn cat?

I don't want a mere core. I'll take a teasable dork core, if she still lashes out and rapes me.

>>48133 Mere barn cat. Mere isn't being shortened, so you don't need an apostrophe.

>>48135 Understood but do I remember an ' when it was used for dragon? Am I just extra retarded? Do I have wurm genes?

>>48136 Wurms can't wear jeans, idiot.

>>48136 I do* I give up, I'm too dumb, can't conquer with such a small and smooth brain

>>48136 >do I remember an ' when it was used for dragon? Yeah. people sometimes write mere'd to "verbify" the adjective(called past participle). Not really necessary, but it adds a certain umpf to it. "The dragon was mere'd."

>>48132 She's your onahole, your confident and your bro, all in one

>>48140 It's nice that she's confident, but i need someone who i can rely on. A confidant, some might call it.

>>48140 I already have a tenga and it's made to simulate manti's tail, not alp

>>48142 There are manticore tail onaholes?

>>48143 No but my imagination does some heavy lifting

>>48079 does she use those balls like anal beads?

>>48144 Damn, got my hopes up for nothing.

>>48146 My bad but you could male a 3d print where you put the tenga

>>48147 >male a 3d print Hahahahah you made a typo and ur gay now.

>>48148 Good job chesh-chan

>>48148 >3d print a male What every pregnant automaton dreams of.

>>48150 >knock up your automaton wife >she makes her belly plate transparent so you can watch the progress of 3D printing your child over time Neat.

The immensely satisfying feeling of beating your succ rival in battle sex.

>>48152 then she's all "best 2 out of 3"

All succs can blow, but not all blows can succ

>>48154 Of course blows can succ.

>>48154 I don't think there are any blows that wouldn't suck to receive... being struck is painful

>>48156 it's okay ms cupid is using eros-branded demonsilver knuckle dusters

>>48157 Giving tough love a new meaning.No buff cupid in the archives, such a shame

>>48155 >Luka boy is caressed by a gentle breeze >it's super effective! >Luka boy cums all over the gentle breeze! Well... maybe I would too

>>48159 Hard to resist when it's being gentle.

>>48161 no

>>48161 I don't avoid succs but I do deny them my essence

>>48161 Who told her that pickup line?

two kinds of hebis

>>48164 Those are the pick up lines dorky succ first timers come up with. She's very proud of it too. Thinks she's slick with it, says it with the most confident, "we are going to end up in bed together you and i" smug grin you've ever seen. She came up with some other too, like: <"Cum here often?" <"Someone told you to shove it? Why don't you shove it up mine instead?" <"I have some buns for that penis... I mean sausage"(Yes, that's the line, no it's not a mistake) >"I can give you lip service if you want. Compliments? No, i'm not good with words." <"

>>48165 >>48166 I saw that.

>>48166 ms hebi kind of heavy

>>48161 >Only for u bby A very forward succ with a pretty smile could melt all my defenses.

WHAT IF succubus with cat ears?

>>48172 Real or fake?

>>48172 chimeric superiority

>>48173 My Cheshire heart demanded I reply with BOTH. But I meant fake when I posted.

>>48175 Wrong answer >>48174 Good answer

>>48162 >>48163 >I-I'm never going from succubI to succubUS

>>48177 anons resolve crumbling when the succ dons a ribbed sweater

>>48157 ms Cupid has pink belt in marital arts.

>>48176 I dunno, I think a succ with cat ears and wearing fake cat ears would be cute.

>>48180 halloween soon just mash it all together

>>48180 It would be but I would only pet the real one

>>48178 I'm not sure if it would be better if monsters did or didn't understand the power of sweaters. If they figure out how to look hot in normal clothes it would all be over for me.

>>48183 I hope to see my chesh wearing one my sweater and nothing else, it's pure sex

>>48184 The ideal Chesh outfit is “sexy potato”

>>48185 Nah, she's better in a meido outfit

>>48186 Everything is better in a maid outfit.

I'll take a kiki in a victorian maid dress

>>48187 True, meido academy is a necessity in every town

>>48188 We know. We all would. >>48184 Sweater dress equivalents are fine, but adding leggings also screams "I'm going to cuddle you so hard it blows your mind," which is also nice.

>>48186 Meido potaydo?

Hellhound maid omurice

>>48187 if i had a familiar i'd get her so many different outfits it would be a problem

>>48191 If potato is what I think it is, no.

>>48194 Literally a potato. Miss Meido dressed as a potaydo.

Do you think your wife thinks about you just like you think about her?

>>48196 I certainly hope my wife thinks of me the exact same way. >wearing an office lady outfit >a lil sweaty >Carrying a box of fried chicken

>>48196 I hope she isn't even aware of the possibility of an alternate universe where someone is waiting for her until shortly before we're able to meet. I don't want her to know this pain.

>>48178 Sweater no-pan or sweater mom-jeans?

>>48196 I wouldn't wish this longing on anybody, especially not the woman of my dreams

>>48199 does hosiery count?

>>48199 This list is extremely reductionist and leaves out some of the better combinations. >Sweater no-pan >Sweater with lingerie hidden underneath >Sweater with leggings >Sweater with garter belt and stockings >Sweater with mom jeans >Sweater with (you) inside

>>48202 >Sweater no-pan This one is the best by far.

>>48202 >>Sweater with (you) inside I get the implication, but just Anon wearing a sweater would be a treat to a monster.

>Yetis arguing over whether it's better to cuddle naked or wearing soft clothing >Shogs doing both at the same time without understanding what the big deal is >>48204 The question is whether or not they'd also like the pantsless variant.

Putting your hand around a loli Wight's child-bearing hips Squishing her fat pale thighs and ass Getting threathened with ghost claws until she relents and lets you close in and make out with her

>>48202 >Sweater with marshmallow kot inside

>>48208 Marshmallow wife.

>>48208 >Anon wakes up one morning to his catwife's excited high pitched calls. <"Anon, anon, look, it finally happened. I'm pregnant." <She points and the massive bulge on her belly under her sweater. >Anon is still too groggy and stunned to say anything or react with anything other than absolute astonishement. He's pretty sure mamono pregnancies don't usually progress that quick. >His confusion however, is broken up by pained grunts from his wife. <"Aahh, gnhh. I think, i'm going into labor. I'm giving birth!" >But before anon could even react and try to get himself ready to drive her to the hospital, she pull up her sweater to reveal their marshmallow cat, who jumps from her sweater into his arms. <"Congratulations! You are a father now!

>>48214 >Und am ende des tages war das sofa doch beckleckt.

>>48216 i don't think ms ushi is there for candy

>>48217 im sure i can placate spidecow with some lemon sherberts

>>48216 OK, but what if instead I simply offer Ushi-Onis hugs and kisses?

>>48219 SHE CAME FOR CANDY. LOVEHEARTS. NOW.

>>48220 I can pour a bunch of chocolate syrup in my mouth first, I guess.

>>48221 ushi mint chocolate booba.

>>48222 Ushi are from Japan so they're green from macha. So, milk tea booba.

i enjoy this picture

i enjoy this picture

>>48224 It's because of the sweaty boobs, isn't it?

>>48224 Sharing a cold beer with a hot tomboy is indeed very appealing.

>>48227 What about a cold tomboy?

>>48226 n-no…

>>48224 >Sharing spicy que with a pyrow AND a salamander Who do I have to ki--no, who do I have to fuck to get some of that action?

>>48228 She's cool, but I'm not having hot beer with her. It reminds me of the Asterix in Britain movie.

>>48227 helldogs are known to prey on weak humans that can't hold their beer well WOW this comm is ancient they don't even have their gold manacles/braids

Just started to get into these threads, and dang I shure do love that adorable scamp that is greenworm. I mean look at that! so kawaii and cute gosh dang i want to squeeze it to death freaking baka worm. I'd build a million gardens for her fatty body

>>48233 it is undoubtably a smug face

>>48233 I prefer my squishy mountains of muscle with hands and a bit lower maintenance; all I need is a bottle of Mountain Dew and a bag of Doritos and we're good. Maybe two bags of Doritos. Oreos sound good too, though. Dude, can I Doordash the gas station?

>>48234 Just had a slightly silly idea.

>>48236 Also the reverse looks like she's directly asking to be fed.

>>48237 I enjoy this. a polite greenworm shure is refreshing, waiting inline for great produce that I would provide.

>>48238 I'm not sure how polite that one is. She appears displeased that there's no plant matter in her mouth right now, which she could be voicing in a variety of ways ranging from >Excuse me, sir, I believe you are able to provide me nourishment. Can you kindly fulfill my request for a vegan meal? to >Give me the damn vegetables right now.

>>48239 perhaps for the mere existance of a greenworm, that the state of consuming to not is equivalent to their moods of glad to unamused, but consider that for the provider it is a great joy for such a sinusoidal period to be applied onto such states. "As they hunger, as they were" as it may be considered, that in the everpresent battle for constant nutrition is simply the presentation of consideration of said provider. As long as the worm gazes upon me I shall gaze back, happily and without consideration to their anger or lackthereof

>>48227 This, after a long day of hiking or adventuring.

>>48232 Those muscles looks like an exo squelette, I kinda like it with her silly face

>>48212 From joy to sadness, not the best ride in the morning

>Ride the lightning >The lightning rides you Make your choice

>>48240 Man, shut your ass up and get in the cocoon.

>>48224 >hot fire girl feed human spicy food >human looks for a cold liquid genius why are all fire and lava monster women think spunk is a substitute for IQ? glacies-san has master's in spatial informatics you didn't know that she does she just doesn't talk about it the world class ice sculpting is just a side thing

>>48245 From the looks of it, the decision has been already made for me.

>>48247 >going down on Glacies gf >tongue gets stuck in her pussy

>>48249 thats why you have to get it wet first, everyone knows that

>>48249 >Miss Unicorn takes another shot of coffee and looks at her massive eye bags in the mirror <"Somehow i already know what hapened"

>>48245 >Miss Dragon lands in the center of the arena and starts charging up her giant lightning AOE <"You're a tricky one, sir knight, but let's see you dodge this!" >remember that electricity won't hurt you if you're not touching the ground >sprint towards Miss Dragon and climb on her back <"Gah! What are you doing you pervert!" >lightning flashes all around you, but you remain unzapped >Miss Dragon shifts back to her girl form, with you still holding onto her >she slips free and wrestles you to the ground <"Let's try that again, shall we? You're a tricky one, sir knight, but let's see you dodge this!

>>48254 see i just step out of the flashing circle on the ground

>>48254 >Remember that dragons are just scaly cats >Scritch behind dragon's ear >"Nyyyyyaaaaaaa!!!!"

Scary monsters. And super creeps.

>>48254 Apply troll physics and say my armor is a faraday cage emerge unharmed

>>48258 >Apply troll physics >MASSIVE MAMMARIES >Lose train of thought instantly

>>48259 also solar powered

>>48260 Can Trolls use Solar Beam?

>>48263 If i knew i wouldn't be asking. Fucking dumb cow.

>>48263 I'd like to stick it in miss Haku's CAN.

>>48263 >thinks anon is asking if trolls have permission to use solar beam That's not a haku, that's a minotaur in disguise.

A minotaur would not sit on my face.

SEX SEX WITH SPECS

>>48268 i don't into megane

>>48269 More for me then.

>>48268 Cute dorks >>48270 Extra cute dorks What make dorks so appealing for your average anon?

>>48267 correct, you will sit on her lap instead

>>48272 Well, I am a dork myself. So, a dork wife sounds pretty great.

>>48272 >What make dorks so appealing for your average anon? Relatability. They're much more approachable than a conventionally cool girl.

>>48273 no! she'll pat my head...

Having a good Koturday morning?

>>48277 afternoon in my case but yes, here's my favorite kots

>>48277 it's been within acceptable levels of cat

>>48280 The ONLY acceptable level of cat is 10000000000000000000000000 cats

>>48282 Kotpilled

>>48283 DO YOU WANT TO PET THE CAT? >YES >ALSO YES

>>48284 Imagine it would be so great to pet them with your body, naked

>>48284 >Yes >Yes but sarcastic >No (Yes) >Tell me more

>>48285 >Anon meets kot >Rubs his body all over her to mark her as his territory >Kot is annoyed >But also smug

>>48287 You have to beat her at her own game: rub your body all over her, mark her with your scent, then leave. Do not elaborate.

>>48268 Good

>>48277 Nah hebi morning!

>>48291 Stop trying to steal the show stupid white noodle

>>48289 Imagine looking like a nerd but being dumber than a brick

>>48293 That's me.

>>48293 You don't have to imagine, sadly.

>>48291 i like ms hebi's hip vents

Best wedding planner? Hebi? Aboobis?

>>48297 eros for planning bacchus for catering

>>48296 The Hebussy gets really hot so she needs something to let off the steam.

>>48297 obviously shog

>>48297 Wedding fairy.

>>48297 I like Ushis, but they're not good wedding planners.

>>48297 If you want a wedding planned, you need an Eros girl. Alternatively, an anubis, but she has to be married so her husband can pick up the pieces when she has a melty about the actual ceremonies and parties not going to plan.

>>48303 Fuck that, I'm hiring Miss Grem. She says she can build ANYTHING so she's building a WEDDING.

>>48304 She gave the wedding cake lasers and tits.

>>48305 AWESOME!

Always remember: One tit is positive, one tit is negative. NEVER touch both at the same time or the zap will pass through your heart

>>48307 Her zap entered my heart and stayed there long ago.

Sell me on zap weasel, why should I try to pet the forbidden mofu?

>>48309 they can sleep 18-20 hours a day

>>48310 A werecat too, that's not enough

>>48309 No mofu is forbidden. Some is just more dangerous than others.

I wish Latenight browsed here, when he surprised me with those Trolls and P'orcs before 4chan died made me feel so good and now he's gone...

>>48313 i hope penywise is still alive

>>48313 >before 4chan died He dropped those pics in May.

>>48313 Him and writefags don't want to be here and 4chan's thread is dying. It's not a good time to be a MGE enjoyer.

>>48316 I want to be here...

>>48316 >writefags don't want to be here I'm here all the time, but I'm too braindead to squeeze anything out.

>>48317 If you're who I think you're, you're the only one who came here

>>48316 i did a paragraph today, maybe more

>>48316 I'm still here you know, no need for doomposting.

Well I was wrong, my bad

None of the mamono came here, though.

>>48323 Druella's fault

>>48323 Blame Druella.

>A creative gust that seems to last >The ideas of a decade past >And artistic fae from every tomb >Are closing into comm your doom >Though you say you'll write it later >Your body starts to quiver >A swarm of wrathful undead sprites >From a story undelivered

>>48326 zombie fairy horde though

>>48324 >>48325

>>48328 I'm going to cause inflation in Druella, if you catch my drift.

>>48328 >inflation Dobson won

>>48328 >lilim breast expansion tell me more

>>48332 greenworm bows her head to none

>>48291 Stop loosing TO succubi and start winning WITH succubi.

>>48334 No one has ever loosed to a succubus. They're all super tight.