>>50069 I tried to let the Kikis put, but they looked at me confused and told me there was plenty of work still.

>>50070 the garden needs work too

>>50066 I broke the dam

>>50071 That's what the greenworm maid is for.

>>50066 >*whisper* "Who who who who"

>>50074 oh sure, she acts all demure and stuff but her leglock game is outta control

If you love her, let her go. >Let loose kobold >She springs out of the door >Barks at the mailman >Grabs the newspaper (why do you get that again?) >Comes back inside >Drops the paper and your slippers at your feet >Gives you those eyes and waits for her reward (cummies) She may not have understood the exercise, but result is nice.

>>50074 Pardon?

>>50076 Pat her head obliviously

>>50051 Depends on how you look at it…? Egyptian folklore and mythology isn’t as clear cut as something like, say, Greco-Roman or Christian folklore. Anubis was certainly a God associated with death and/or the dead, but his role was primarily as a protector of tombs and mummification given how their afterlife worked. Coincidentally Osiris, the Judge of the Dead and Lord of the Afterlife had a sort of re-emergence or adaptation in pre-Homeric Greek mythology as the Orphic Dionysus/Zagreus.

>>50039 Neat.

>>50075 >recruit stern kiki with big tits from meido academy >one moment she's looking at me with that deadpan face >the next moment she's smiling sweetly as five other mini kikis call me papa How do they do it? It always ends this way. Kikis are terrifying

>>50079 >Depends on how you look at it… I like looking at it from behind.

In one version of the Cthulhu mythos, R'lyeh is located at the bottom of the Baltic Sea, therefore there might be Kashubian Shoggoths/

>>50084 Same, desert kingdom? morel like the anal kingdom

>>50086 >local Pharaoh casted a kingdom-wide "curse" allowing monsters to get pregnant from anal sex

>>50079 It's fun to bring up one Egyptian creation myth involved a god jerking off.

>>50083 Warming the heart of an "ex"-KGB kiki and pumping her full of chickpups is all part of the experience. As is dealing with Babushka.

#Thighjobsaturdays #Fatbalrogthighs #Galrog #ManaGrind #BFBT

>>50090 The nicest Balrog I can imagine is one determined to make her bf more confident.

>>50090 sumata saturdays

>>50084 A true ass man, I see. >>50088 If my memory isn’t completely fried I believe that was Ra? Except he commonly creates a shadow-wife and does the deed with her. Only one I can think of with jerking it is when Isis did that to Set with Horus on his lettuce, which leads to some funny implications of romancing an Anubis if we translate it over.

>>50091 The nicest one I can imagine is one who lets me kiss her tits.

>>50093 >which leads to some funny implications of romancing an Anubis if we translate it over. oh no, does the schedule dog like it when i cum in her salad? will she forcefully jack me off into the bowl? [spoiler]well in that case i'm gonna be milking her big tits into a glass and drinking her milkevery day, as revenge of course[/spoiler[

>>50091 I want a friend Balrog nerd hag that always wants to play D&D on Friday nights after work but doesn't have the courage to do something lewd with me besides trying to seduce me wearing extremely revealing outfits during our tabletop sessions and even changing outfits in-game due to armor durability or straight up ripping her clothes off, same thing when we play videogames together

Imagine getting cooked between the hot sweaty bodies of a hellhound and balrog, burning alive between their heaving tits, drowning in their sweet smokey mind-erasing sweat and choking on the clouds of stuffy steam trapped between their cleavages.

>>50097 i'd sit between a hellhound and a sally in the sauna

>>50099 you would surely burn. or get heatstroke. or suffocate. or overdose on firemon sweat.

>>50100 you can hug lava golems so it's probably okay

>>50101 i saw a guy hug a lavagolem and his head just sank right into her breasts. went fully inside. true story.

>>50102 he'll be back

>>50103 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uh6j-bHDbw

what do zombies think about your CoD zombies/left 4 dead/resident evil/dead rising playtime what do they think about stubbs the zombie

>>50105 they don't do a lot of thinking, mostly

>Anon hiking in the frigid wastes >Happens across a remote sauna built into the side of a rocky hill >It's warm and inviting, so much so he doesn't feel the slightest chill when stripping down to his privates, as is customary in saunas >He's not embarassed. It's not like anyone would be in a sauna this remote. >Opens the door >8ft buck-naked hellhound sat spread legs and arms, charcoal muscles shining with sweat, pussy on shameless full view >Large lazy lavagolem slumped across the bench, the ocassional bubble slowly meanders up her body and pops out her heaving tits >Hinezumi scrunched up awkwardly in the corner, not expecting there to be so many other fire monsters. Her little mouse hands can about cover her flat chest, though her fat bottom and heavy thighs squirm awkwardly in place >Ignis and salamander gossiping away about battles. Sociable body language despite them both being nude. The ignis' boobs surround themselves in a haze of sweaty steam, while the salamander's bronze derriere jiggles with her gesticulations in recounting a combat encounter. >Nearby, a phoenix listens in with half-interest. She guards herself from view with her encompassing wings, though you can see glimpses of her pert nipples and sweaty birb pussy through the feathers. >All heads turn to face him >Gazes burning (get it) at this human who walked in on their private sauna >It's rare a human approaches a monster girl with his clothes already off what do

>>50107 evacuate

>>50108 There's a balrog blocking the exit. You shall not pass.

>>50105 Zombies don't think much about it at all. Wights think it's hilarious. Liches can't get over the scientific inaccuracies.

>>50105 i just let mine try the I, Zombie levels in PvZ. she's kinda bad at them but still has fun

>>50086 They call them "Anal Bliss" for.a reason.

>>50107 assuming this is anything like Finalnd, people don't wanna bother with social interaction. I close the door, add a log to the firepit and splash some water on the hot rocks, then sit down near but not next to the mouse and enjoy the sauna. and if the other girls were to try have something happen then i'd be powerless to stop it anyway, so why waste energy on that?

>>50113 Fair enough. At least you have eye candy while you do that.

>>50107 offer the customary greeting of perkele

>>50107 Just walk down to the nearest empty place, sit down and enjoy the heat while i make some small talk. I'm sure as hell not going to go back out into the cold.

I think this dragon is trying to tell me something. Shame I don't speak draconic.

>>50114 i mean, a party full of fire girls is the perfect team to adventure through the snowy wastes with, so i won't mind bonding with one or even all of them right then and there in the sauna, the Balrog blocking the exit >>50109 included. only problem is i'm no adventurer, just a humble researcher, and the constant warmth is counter-productive to the whole "figure out why its so cold here all year round" research. the hellhound alone might not let me out of basecamp if she knew how far away i gotta set the sensors to make sure her heat doesn't interfere with the readings, and i've no idea how the others would react.

>>50118 I think she needs a boob mechanic, because hers has a slow leak.

>>50118 she wants some kind of offering or tribute. standard dragon stuff

>>50119 I'd expect to see, through the full blindness of blizzard and sleet and snow, one or several big balls of fire rapidly approaching your position

>>50118 Looks like sign language to me. Try showing her the rock'n'roll sign, with your thumb, index and pinky fingers outstretched, the other two curled up, and palm facing towards her. She'll understand that you're just a tourist here for the Ironing Maid concert and will show you directions. She TOTALLY won't mistake this gesture for you showing the letters I L and Y to her all at once, trust me bro