>>51231 Bunch of lies from uncivilized barbares

*grrrr*

Autumn is the perfect time to warm up undead lolis with your body heat

>>51231 Cats have their own kingdom because Bastet is a capricious Karen who surrounds herself with midget furries because they're "The closest to an ideal cat" and ride or dies by the idea that "Men exist to serve cat mamono". Meanwhile the humble dog, be it the LEGO obsessed Anubis, the Kobold, the Hellhound, or even the lowly Cu Sith just want to enjoy being in her beloved husband's embrace and company.

>>51237 This one doesn't look very ferocious at all.

Pawed monsters are not ready for how much people (me particularly) are going to OBSESS over their beans. It's going to FREAK them the fuck out.

>>51241 I bet there's a subset of beast women obsessed with human fingers and toes, to the point it weirds out other mamono

>>51242 >"You ever had your toes sucked by a 7 foot tall wolf girl?"

>>51243 >Can I at least huff your beans while you do it? eros strikes again

>>51244 That's going to be the weirdest 69...

>>51245 the hellhoun/d/ is a freak

>>51242 Monsters without legs would especially be interested in men's legs. Let your Hebi take you shopping for shoes.

>>51247 >Miss Hebi especially interested in Anon's 3rd leg. >nicknames him "Tripod"

>>51248 >Anon's 3rd leg. >Crow Tengu go investigate rumored sighting of Yatagarasu

>>51239 You've got to show her rather than tell her.

I looked through scheduledog's schedule. There is no time alotted to rape. Therefore, I shall not be raped.

>>51251 >Schedule updated

>>51252 >Still no time alotted to rape >But Anon is going to learn a lot about modern mass transport infrastructure, apparently

I have to put in a thirty-sixty minute appointment with her myself? What kind of sick joke is this autismwan? >Can you find time for a quick thirty minute pawjob on tuesday? >Do you have space in your schedule for a sixty minute facesitting session? And if we run over, she just gets up and leaves! I'm being edged by her fucking schedule habit.

>>51254 >Anon, the scheduled paizuri was to begin 2.56 minutes ago! >Update your timesheet already! >tfw Gotta clock-in so you can put your cock-in.

>>51255 heh

>>51250 ! !

>>51257 More like... ( ) ' '

>>51251 >making an anubis watch you add an appointment of you raping her into her schedule

>>51259 but also you're late

TRUE MAMONO FACTS >Monsters with beans are cute and deserve bean massages >Monsters with claws are scary and need to be cuddling me extra hard so that I know they're not going to hurt me

>>51261 I can't think of any counterargument, so I'm sure Jinkos deserve both cuddles and bean massages.

Portal's status? Never?

>>51261 if the sclera's black, kiss her on the mouth

>>51262 I was thinking of these babies, m'self, but yes, they're compatible facts.

>>51265 MGE Ushi-Oni don't have beans; at least I can't recall a single depiction of them that has them.

>>51266 Huh, with those paws, I always just assumed she'd have beans. But you're right--she's normally depicted as having furry palms, not beans.

>>51263 Take a stroll in Wistman's Wood. Good chance you'll come across a fairy, or a Druid.

>>51268 I want to take a stroll with a Troll

get you a big lady

It's still Koturday night. Post batkots.

>>51271 I only have BATcat in bondage and it's in my 'puter

>>51271 OK, I like batcats. We can have some batcat posts here at the end of the thread.

>>51272 Please do not bondage the kot. Kots require freedom to be kitty cats who dance, dance, dance, and a dance, dance, dance.

I need a sweater-wearing, waffle-iron owning, miracles-of-baking-soda-extolling succubus to help me remember who I used to be.

>>51275 >Succubus with a big ol' paper mache volcano, jug of vinegar and mega-box of baking soda >Awwwwww_yiiiiiiiiiis.mov

>>51274 True for kot, but batcat need harsher care

>>51277 Are you trying to tell me this wilting flower requires HARSHNESS? She requires the gentlest of brushy-brushy time and the lovey-dovey-est of ear scritches.

I imagine that many cases of early marriage (sexual misconduct) found in schools in a post portal world involve a sexually repressed hakutaku staff?

>>51279 Being the "teacher's pet" would have slightly different connotations.

>>51279 Other monsters can learn and teach stuff too, you know. You'll be taught marine biology by a sexually repressed mershark who insists on showing you her pharyngeal slits and using her body as an example model.

>>51281 Can I be taught spider fucking by an anubis with curiously realistic arachne cosplay?

>>51280 would a hakutaku ever be interested in a troubled kid? one of those types that are bad academically but only because of extenuating circumstances? I imagine that savior position is still appealing >>51281 This is true, although I imagine there has to be restrictions on the type of mamono teachers, at least in primary education? Maybe the larger mamono? It must ultimately be based on how gentle one can be with kids

>>51282 I hear they offer spider fucking lessons on the web.

Let's spin a new thread, shall we.