>>54825 be careful what you wish for it might trigger her maternal instinct and every doppelhebi is going to form a ball around you

>>54833 when a snake does it it's a mating ball

>>54833 Okay, did you mean for that to sound bad somehow, because you FAILED.

>>54828 OK, there's LOTS of ways to get a good view! >Cameras You can't put cameras on the wurms because it could impact their movements, BUT you can put drone cameras all over the place >Magic Mamono magic can just make the ground clear, either directly or for purposes of cameras or some other visualization >Ground penetrating radar Best part about this method is the wurms always come out nice and tan! Also, can you imagine how chiselled (pun intended) two wurms would have to be in order to pull this event off? Really makes you think...

>>54831 >The rape dungeon is just full of canola oil for cookin' and wrasslin' >Sad_kuu_noises.mantis

>>54826 I'm mostly there for the kaiju battles.

>>54841 Raiju battles? What're they gonna do, competitive headpats?

>>54842 They generate static electricity by rubbing their feet on carpet and then shock each other. First to cum wins.

>>54832 Just have to repeat the ritual until I summon a real manticore

>>54844 Anon and the Mantis Women >He has conquered the whole world >But one mofu-addled man needs more than just the world!

>>54845 Fighting an army of mantis women? I've done this test before...

>>54845 a mantis with some cat ears is pretty close

What if I kiss and then running away from a hebi as a joke?

>>54845 Mantis are cute but lack fluffy bits, petting chitine doesn't feel good

>>54847 Fake cat ears are an abomination

>>54850 OK, but hear me out, I'm an abomination.

>>54848 Why ask questions you already know the answer to?

>>54850 some of the best girls are abominations

>>54850 I agree

Yeah but moths tho https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kofNj9pi-nw

>>54856 They're really cute, maybe I should reread the profile

>>54856 I love how there is this culture formed around the lie that moths(and insects in general) feel attracted to light, when in reality it's just a bug in their flight system.

>>54852 I don't know if hebis like pranks

>>54858 Hehe. A bug...

>>54860 Hehe. A bug...

>>54861 you need not fear the advertisers here Anon.

>>54862 Well, I got it from 4chan. Plus, you can't just show bug nudity. It's LEWD!

>>54863 >Plus, you can't just show bug nudity. It's LEWD! not my fault bugs are shameless harlots that does lewd things all the time!

i hate Dragonia i hate Dragonia i hate Dragonia i ha-

>>54866 Words and actions are not aligned here, bucko.

>>54866 if dragons ever find out humanity's weakness its all over

>>54870 just keep harping on about how much you love fluffy tails, then they wont catch on to the fact that humans are just weak to any tail in general.

>>54871 HER TIME HAS COME!

>>54870 Yes, let us all pray the dragons never learn how weak human men are against meek, attentive wives.

I'm going to walk into the dragon newt dormitory and say that dragons are kinda mid.

>>54881 >anon is asked politely yet firmly to leave

>>54871 Human men are weak to big spades

>>54883 >Miss Mantis did not understand the assignment >Shows up to Anon's house with a bunch of gardening equipment >Turns out that Anon isn't really weak to spades, but he does appreciate help extracting his plants to keep through the winter.

>>54881 >Anon walks into the entry lobby of the dragon newt dormitory, quickly turning his head downward as he notices the many hungry gazes that are already upon him. >he barely walks 10 steps before looking back to the doors that he walked through, only to find it completely obstructed by a dozen black-scaled dragon newts. >the newts blocking his escape slowly hunch down and approach, as if they're preparing to pounce on him. >the threatening display causes him to stumble backwards, right into the bosom of a giggling malef dragon. >he soon finds himself completely surrounded, malef arms hugged around his chest, and his own arms lodged firmly in pairs of dragon newt mammaries. >his lower half is soon exposed to the by now quite heated air filling the lobby as an uncountable mass of newts are pushing and shoving to get closer to his crotch, their tail swishing and wagging high in the air. >he remains paralyzed by fear(?), as several start climbing up to his face, kissing, licking, and even biting as they go. >he finally musters up the courage to fulfill his mission, as one of the newts start licking his cheek >"ᵈ⁻ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᵃʳᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ ᵐᶦᵈ..." and this kids, is why you dont walk into enemy territory. just shitpost about them on the internet, or get megaphone or something. you can do this to foxes though. it'll out work fine dude, trust me.

>>54866 Dragons are supposed to be rare monsters but Dragonia's diplomatic policies are making their population surge

>>54866 Dragon rears are indeed quite tempting

>>54886 they really could use a maid college branch there

>go on a date with a dragon >everything seems to go well, but instead of taking you back to her place she takes you to an abandoned industrial park outside of town >she seems nervous for some reason >"before we go any further, I have to ask you something..." >she transforms into her original form >"do you still think I'm beautiful?"

>>54889 Tah-dah! I actually have an image that works for that! You're welcome.

>>54885 i wonder if jubjubs or dragonnewts are more like utahraptors

>>54891 They're the Toronto Raptors, idiot.

>>54883 I like big spades and I cannot lie. >>54889 What does >"Coooool!" Get me?

>>54888 >Maid academy branch in dragonia awesome, just imagine all those lizards in maid outfits daintily wielding brooms with their oversized claws

>>54885 Malef are too mean.

>>54889 I didn't consider that. It's maybe too much