>>53657 If Akaname becomes popular, she might beat Alps to the first pic in monthly gallery. Also I like the cute Kobold excited for winter.

>>53659 woe is me, to be at the mercy of very large bugs

>>53660 I meant Abaddon. Akaname was on my mind cause she's before Alp but is still more niche, and so is Alice, >>53659 >even small abaddon are over 200 cm tall Big bug for me.

>>53657 That Malef looks like a mad wizard spliced Wock genes into her

>>53619 It is sweater season after all

>>53657 How does a bat even fly with tits that big?

>>53658 You can't just talk about Boggleboe without posting her! She is powered by your love!

>>53665 >>53666 She's a mammal, mammaries are a given. >>53658 >>53667 I'm not a lolicon, but I would consider a tallflat.

>>53668 I like tallflats, but they really do NOT get made often. If she's tall she normally got BEWBS, and if she's flat she normally is pretty loli-shaped.

>>53668 I love mammals, specially the old ones

Thinking about pandas again today. Would they have hibernation coats and weight packing like their grizzly cousins, or would they be the same slimmer size all year round?

Would you fuck a MONSTER GIRL? One who is very monster-y?

monster girls for writing extensive design documents for mods they will never make for 25 year old video games?

>>53674 That screams Anubis to me.

>>53674 this one is obvious.

>>53676 I have so many questions about her porn choices.

>>53677 she dosent have much choice in the matter. Rata's services are expensive and it seems no matter what she trie,s she can never get a good shot of your co- i mean, shes sheltered and dont know any better!

>>53678 I don't think an Anubis would be into me. I was wondering if she's SO far gone that she warped back to PG and PG-13 stuff. OR Is she so innocent that this is porn to her?

>>53676 You know, paw monsters can't do more than rub, can't they? No wonder they're all especially voracious for men.

>>53680 Paw monsters, like dads?

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>>53672 Of course >>53681 That's pa monsters, paw monsters means ones with claws

>>53654 >complete darkness >mostly soundproofed (you can still hear her giggling while you're carried) >cushy >the last thing you see is her silhouette as she crawls in and the christmas tree behind her >now you're in the void with a giggly goat demon who's been fantasizing about nursing your candy cane in her throat the whole year >seven minutes (hours) (days) in heaven

>>53687 Oh and, you can totally just talk if you want, but she's going to have her legs astride you and talk within an inch of your ear while grazing you with her tongue and chest.

>>53631 Pool cat, if he liked a lot it's impossible to replace it

>>53659 >For one we have a more detailed answer on just how monsters like amazoness and ocelomeh view men who are stronger than them. Namely while they may respect such a man, it doesn't change their cultural views. It's not simply about strength, but rather the belief that "the monster holds the initiative" with a man, and this doesn't change if he is stronger just as a man who believes men should protect women may feel that way even if the woman is stronger than him. I hate life. That's a sledgehammer hit on my headcanon and daydreams

ALL MONSTER GIRLS EAT PANCAKES

>>53691 pancakes are trash, its all about waffles

>>53690 I mean, now you get to stumble over each other both trying to exercise your sense of chivalry

>>53681 die

I WILL rape Haku-sensei. I'm at my absolute limit with her attitude.

>>53696 You'll be cowed with a single slap of her yardstick.

>>53697 Kek

>>53697 >I'm so done with you, I'll pin you down and- >*smack* >...I apologize for my outburst.

>>53659 >6'6 is a womanlet by Abbadon standards As if I needed more reasons to hug the bug.

>>53699 So how does anon overcome the yardstick if he wants to put his hands on is sensei's boobs?

>>53701 An apple a day...

>>53702 make you wish for a nuclear winter?

>>53701 Ambush tactics?

Bad Ending A: Anon got hit with the yardstick so often that he grew to love being smacked by his Haku-sensei, who is all too happy to dom him. Bad Ending B: Anon gets smacked one too many times, goes away to sulk, but ends up being ambushed and raped by the delinquent pyrow.

>>53701 >hire a bunch of pyrows to slap him with rulers until he becomes stronger >put a ketchup packet under his sleeve and fake cry when she slaps his wrist >keep getting caught looking at them throughout her entire lecture until she steams up. careful not to get corrected in detention by principal darkpriest-chan >wait for Valentine's day and deploy the candy hearts on her construction paper desk mailbox >find her folio on the bottom shelf of the 39th east wing stack on the 4th floor of the university library, be the first person to check it out >after memorizing it, ask her one day if she knows anything about [whatever obscure fucking thing she spent a decade of graduate study on] because he's considering changing his major

>>53706 >hire a bunch of pyrows to slap him with rulers >Pyrows do their usual smug alpha bitch with groupies routine >When they hear what anon is asking them to do, they fall silent before saying "Hey, bro, you feeling okay? Need any help? Wanna touch boobs?" and trying to lead anon somewhere nice because they think he's either suicidal or just has some issues since he wants them to beat him up (they aren't very smart and can't connect the dots)

>>53701 Bring a meterstick.

>>53659 >are among the largest monsters Who else is bigger, proportionally.

>>53706 What level of education is this guy on? Getting slapped with a ruler and celebrating Valnetine's day in class like a kid, but talking about a major like a univesity student?

>>53710 Making education is very free form to best allow gen ed human husbands to wow their wives with common knowledge

>>53710 >On Earth, they have only one holiday for love. You don't get a single day off for it, and it's not acceptable to celebrate it at school after age 11. >11?? but that's when- >Teachers are also strictly prohibited from touching their students even in a friendly capacity >this explains everything...

>>53711 "Free form" education just sounds like Cromartie High School where the delinquents go to school to hang out and there's never any teachers or actual school work to be seen...

No amount of yardstick will ever stop me from resting my head on hakutaku's big, round and bouncy naturals. Sensei cow is love, sensei cow is life.