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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #38 Anonymous 11/08/2025 (Sat) 18:41:16 No. 53619
There is high deemand for blue ladies! Previous thread: >>52428 Monster Girl Wiki: https://www.mgewiki.moe/ Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/ Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/ Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html Nextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE
>>53619 But I want happy ladies, not sad ones.
>>53619 Stupid sexy demon I want to smooch her so bad
>>53619 There are more blue ladies than just those two, you know.
>>53622 she's more blue(scary) than just blue
>>53619 This thread is deemin'
One kot Two kot Red kot Blue kot
Uh, oh the normal human knightess escorting me is acting weird suddenly. She must be sensing danger! I shall stay right behind her where it is the safest!
>>53626 there's a lot of opportunity in the escort services industry
>>53623 Let's not get caught in technicalities. She's as blue as deep the waters she inhabits. And just as smoochable as a deem too. It's just those smooches will be wetter than usual.
>>53626 >knightess This bothers me on a visceral level.
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Moths ate a blanket my brother's cats had been sleeping on
>>53631 Tell your brother he should eat the moffs blanket in return.
Eat me cake into become smol into sleeping between massive hatter mycelium mammaries
>>53634 >Hatter >Cake >Eat I think we all know what you REALLY want, Anon.
>>53636 Make out with a Dullahan?
>>53636 I do want that, but I also want my giant hatter titties. I don’t think I would live her behind at that size.
I wonder if anons associate any mamono with some specific sexual activity? I don't mean like when a species is designed around it like ghouls are for tongue and kissing, but just personal associations or fantasies. For me it's hakutaku and cunnilingus. I don't know why, but the idea of eating out the smart cow is firmly lodged in my brain.
Momonika Sabbath does want you to know this, but loli Demons and Balrogs will go from brats to soft putty in your hands if you grope their horns, wings, tails and ears.
>>53625 So hypnotic, how can she pull such smooth moves
>>53639 Slimes love drum and bass music, specifically because subwoofers get them off. Kinda like unattached Kiki's using the washer/dryer in a heavy rocking cycle while fantasizing about their future master.
>>53631 >moth eats your blanket >suggests you cuddle her for warmth instead

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>tfw no jingle bell beast to share my full cream pumpkin spice mochas with
>>53644 i'd deck ms krampus's halls
>>53641 Some cats are VERY dexterous. And some are like my parents old cat Fluffy who managed to set himself on fire without noticing. He was fine--everyone saw him do it and got him to a faucet right away. He just had a funny haircut for his tail for a bit.
>>53637 That was an option? >>53644 Krampus is growing on me by the day. I shouldn't have reread her profile.
Hatter spores have grown on me over time.
>>53648 >t. Anon covered in tiny hats
>>53648 Anon is shroomin'.
>>53647 Would you liked it more if you were dumped out in front of her grand gothic fireplace, or if she got in the sack with you?
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>>53652 what's it like in the sack?
>>53652 Definitely the fireplace. Having our first time in a dim sack just sounds uncomfortable. Plus, if she knows me at all (she should), a nice meal would be ready after weoto know each other.
>>53653 Disgusting. Where?
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https://imgbox.com/g/dioVrXajiH Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 69. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/1jgjrtAk Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>53657 that's a big boggleboe biggleboe
So KC answered some questions on Subscribestar today for the first time in a while. A lot of them are abaddon and abaddon folk information, but some other stuff too. One notable thing that KC has made clear in personal communications and now on Subscribestar is that abaddon are among the largest monsters he's put into the setting. He told me they are typically much more than one head taller than the average man. On subscribestar though he used some more specific terms, namely that even small abaddon are over 200 cm tall, while the biggest can be 250 cm, i.e. over 8 feet tall. In other words you can ride around on her locust abdomen no problem. In other info, he noted wersheep, kobold, manticore and hellhound all have summer and winter coats and undergo molting periods each year. Albeit the latter two do not do this if they live in hot, volcanic places year round. Yetis likewise do not molt as they live in cold climates year round. He also detailed a bit what counts as "constantly having sex," in the context of the hyperbole the setting uses. Namely that both a monster that works for two or three hours a day and spends the rest mating, and one that takes a break every hour to have some sex, would both still be described as "constantly having sex." On another note, another description via personal communication was how a daily life with a abaddon folk could work. Namely waking you up with a kiss and blowjob with a blank expression, and then during your shared guard duty work trying to make your crotch her designated spot to watch from. >If that is the case, then how tall are the average Abbadon Folk? More average human height or smaller? I think so, as their relatively petite size is one of their defining features. They overcome foes through coordination, though they are still stronger than they look. Their weapons are also like realm silver weapons, but designed to incapacitate if someone is so much as grazed by one. A few more questions got answered on subscribestar. For one we have a more detailed answer on just how monsters like amazoness and ocelomeh view men who are stronger than them. Namely while they may respect such a man, it doesn't change their cultural views. It's not simply about strength, but rather the belief that "the monster holds the initiative" with a man, and this doesn't change if he is stronger just as a man who believes men should protect women may feel that way even if the woman is stronger than him. Another is about zombies born in a conventional biological way. Namely they grow like normal, and due to the mana permeating the home from their parents intercourse they do not enter a state of mana starvation. In fact due to this they also are often more intelligent even before getting a mate.
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>>53657 If Akaname becomes popular, she might beat Alps to the first pic in monthly gallery. Also I like the cute Kobold excited for winter.
>>53659 woe is me, to be at the mercy of very large bugs
>>53660 I meant Abaddon. Akaname was on my mind cause she's before Alp but is still more niche, and so is Alice, >>53659 >even small abaddon are over 200 cm tall Big bug for me.
>>53657 That Malef looks like a mad wizard spliced Wock genes into her
>>53619 It is sweater season after all
>>53657 How does a bat even fly with tits that big?
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>>53658 You can't just talk about Boggleboe without posting her! She is powered by your love!
>>53665 >>53666 She's a mammal, mammaries are a given. >>53658 >>53667 I'm not a lolicon, but I would consider a tallflat.
>>53668 I like tallflats, but they really do NOT get made often. If she's tall she normally got BEWBS, and if she's flat she normally is pretty loli-shaped.
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>>53668 I love mammals, specially the old ones
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Thinking about pandas again today. Would they have hibernation coats and weight packing like their grizzly cousins, or would they be the same slimmer size all year round?
Would you fuck a MONSTER GIRL? One who is very monster-y?
monster girls for writing extensive design documents for mods they will never make for 25 year old video games?
>>53674 That screams Anubis to me.
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>>53674 this one is obvious.
>>53676 I have so many questions about her porn choices.
>>53677 she dosent have much choice in the matter. Rata's services are expensive and it seems no matter what she trie,s she can never get a good shot of your co- i mean, shes sheltered and dont know any better!
>>53678 I don't think an Anubis would be into me. I was wondering if she's SO far gone that she warped back to PG and PG-13 stuff. OR Is she so innocent that this is porn to her?
>>53676 You know, paw monsters can't do more than rub, can't they? No wonder they're all especially voracious for men.
>>53680 Paw monsters, like dads?
ANNOUNCEMENT Voting for Queen of /v/ has started. MGQ nominees: Alice, Tamamo, Ilias, Rami, Reina. Timer:https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8597846/time-for-round-1 >HOW TO VOTE? Go here: https://forms.gle/XmsfZjkQBo49zroZA Sign in with google account (can be throwaway). Answer the question: Who won Queen of /v/ 2024? Madotsuki Go to PAGE 3 of 5 (scroll down and click next to go to next page), MGQ nominees are in part 4 of 6 (just ctrl+f and type monster or name of the nominee). If you are done picking the nominees, browse to the last page, you will be asked to enter the code to register your vote. You can log out of the google account. THERE IS LIMIT OF 3 CHARACTERS PER GAME SERIES, SO OUT OF 5 MGQ NOMINESS 3 AT MOST WILL PASS. IN CASE OF DRAW, ORDER OF ENTRY DECIDES THE WINNER. You can pick pretty much whoever you want since there appear to be no limit(?) of choices, but please remember to pick our MGQ candidates. Also, if you feel like it, draw OC related to the competition theme to promote our nominees. Yes, this is 4chan competition. If it's not welcome here, sorry. I thought I will give it a shot since KC draw Alice, who is one of our nominees and was close to winning the title once.
>>53672 Of course >>53681 That's pa monsters, paw monsters means ones with claws
>>53654 >complete darkness >mostly soundproofed (you can still hear her giggling while you're carried) >cushy >the last thing you see is her silhouette as she crawls in and the christmas tree behind her >now you're in the void with a giggly goat demon who's been fantasizing about nursing your candy cane in her throat the whole year >seven minutes (hours) (days) in heaven
>>53687 Oh and, you can totally just talk if you want, but she's going to have her legs astride you and talk within an inch of your ear while grazing you with her tongue and chest.
>>53631 Pool cat, if he liked a lot it's impossible to replace it
>>53659 >For one we have a more detailed answer on just how monsters like amazoness and ocelomeh view men who are stronger than them. Namely while they may respect such a man, it doesn't change their cultural views. It's not simply about strength, but rather the belief that "the monster holds the initiative" with a man, and this doesn't change if he is stronger just as a man who believes men should protect women may feel that way even if the woman is stronger than him. I hate life. That's a sledgehammer hit on my headcanon and daydreams
ALL MONSTER GIRLS EAT PANCAKES
>>53691 pancakes are trash, its all about waffles
>>53690 I mean, now you get to stumble over each other both trying to exercise your sense of chivalry
I WILL rape Haku-sensei. I'm at my absolute limit with her attitude.
>>53696 You'll be cowed with a single slap of her yardstick.
>>53697 >I'm so done with you, I'll pin you down and- >*smack* >...I apologize for my outburst.
>>53659 >6'6 is a womanlet by Abbadon standards As if I needed more reasons to hug the bug.
>>53699 So how does anon overcome the yardstick if he wants to put his hands on is sensei's boobs?
>>53701 An apple a day...
>>53702 make you wish for a nuclear winter?
>>53701 Ambush tactics?
Bad Ending A: Anon got hit with the yardstick so often that he grew to love being smacked by his Haku-sensei, who is all too happy to dom him. Bad Ending B: Anon gets smacked one too many times, goes away to sulk, but ends up being ambushed and raped by the delinquent pyrow.
>>53701 >hire a bunch of pyrows to slap him with rulers until he becomes stronger >put a ketchup packet under his sleeve and fake cry when she slaps his wrist >keep getting caught looking at them throughout her entire lecture until she steams up. careful not to get corrected in detention by principal darkpriest-chan >wait for Valentine's day and deploy the candy hearts on her construction paper desk mailbox >find her folio on the bottom shelf of the 39th east wing stack on the 4th floor of the university library, be the first person to check it out >after memorizing it, ask her one day if she knows anything about [whatever obscure fucking thing she spent a decade of graduate study on] because he's considering changing his major
>>53706 >hire a bunch of pyrows to slap him with rulers >Pyrows do their usual smug alpha bitch with groupies routine >When they hear what anon is asking them to do, they fall silent before saying "Hey, bro, you feeling okay? Need any help? Wanna touch boobs?" and trying to lead anon somewhere nice because they think he's either suicidal or just has some issues since he wants them to beat him up (they aren't very smart and can't connect the dots)
>>53701 Bring a meterstick.
>>53659 >are among the largest monsters Who else is bigger, proportionally.
>>53706 What level of education is this guy on? Getting slapped with a ruler and celebrating Valnetine's day in class like a kid, but talking about a major like a univesity student?
>>53710 Making education is very free form to best allow gen ed human husbands to wow their wives with common knowledge
>>53710 >On Earth, they have only one holiday for love. You don't get a single day off for it, and it's not acceptable to celebrate it at school after age 11. >11?? but that's when- >Teachers are also strictly prohibited from touching their students even in a friendly capacity >this explains everything...
>>53711 "Free form" education just sounds like Cromartie High School where the delinquents go to school to hang out and there's never any teachers or actual school work to be seen...
No amount of yardstick will ever stop me from resting my head on hakutaku's big, round and bouncy naturals. Sensei cow is love, sensei cow is life.
>>53701 A loaded firearm
>>53716 That's just asking to be pegged.
>>53717 What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>53718 He's right tho.
>>53701 How to overcome yardstick? >>53716 GUN >>53717 Looks like SOMEBODY requires pegging correction >>53718 The Pegging Correction Guy has gone WAY TOO FAR Never change, weirdos.
>>53722 Pegging = gay/futa Most anons are not a big fan.
>>53723 >Pegging = gay/futa It isn't.
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>>53653 >>53726 Tentacles tentickling testicles
>>53726 Tentacles are not canon
>>53728 You want tentacles inside your cannon? Whatever floats your boat, i guess.
>>53725 That Sallymander looks embarrassed to be in the party
>>53730 The others are chuuni monsters in a cosplay convention and she's the only normie in the group.
>53729 I bet they can squirt the juices from their tentacles at least 10 meters far like a squirt gun.
>>53724 To each their own I guess. >>53726 Niche monster made for a specific kind of anon.
>>53733 >Niche monster made for a specific kind of anon. That's most monsters.
What's the monster for me if I want to fuck a girl in the ass?
>>53735 Alp, obviously They are the buttsex demon
>>53735 what subgenre of anal?
>>53735 They're a lot of mamono for that
>>53735 Trolls are the patrician pick. Either that or Analubis.
>>53735 Any, excluding slimes and centaurs
Very dangerous monster. If you see her, it is game over.
>>53740 >excluding (...) centaurs. What did anon mean by this?
>>53742 Anon wanted to fuck a girl in the ass. Centaurs have no human ass, slimes have no distinct ass, and I forgot to mention alps are also excluded because they aren't girls.
>>53735 >>53736 >>53737 >>53738 >>53739 >>53740 I think we ALL know the real answer here.
>>53743 >Centaurs have no human ass They have something better - horse ass. I don't want to discuss it in detail and those who know, know, but horse anus is a biological engineering marvel and anal with a Centaur would be only comparable to tailpussy milking.
>>53743 >Centaurs have no human ass Hurr, durr, what about her rider?
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>>53739 Troll butt erotic
>>53747 Trolls likely developed powerful buttocks for some bridge-related reason but science has yet to determine what that connection is
>>53748 it might be like wombats where they protect the entrance to their dens with butt slams
>>53749 Ah yes, the troll holes will be sealed...
>>53735 I don't know about you, but the only mamono I would vigorously fuck in the ass is bogie. Maybe it's their costume, accentuating hips and butt. Maybe it's their pale skin and size. Maybe it's their playful, somewhat teasing personality and propensity for showing off, or because they mix excitement with a tiny bit of scariness, or because they are spiteful and will deliberately do things their own way just to clown on you but never in a mean way. I don't know, I just love these silly jesters so much, even if it's almost inevitable that bogie would tease me relentlessly for buttfucking her. And during said fucking too.
>You picked the wrong time to theorycraft, NERD!
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>bogie I don't know how you guys can thirst after mamonos who are all about making fun of you. Boggles me mind, it does. >>53752 I cast Lube.
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>>53752 i'm more of a turn-based combat guy
>>53753 >Nothing can come close to their alluring beauty Apophis
>>53747 I want a meaty Troll wearing a Shimakaze outfit
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>>53751 Big butt msgk correction
>>53758 Is there any reason, any reason at all, to have eyes on your shoes?
>>53759 it gets you brownie points with druella
>>53759 It looks cute, and funny.
>>53760 Druella is the biggest clown of them all, that is true.
Druella doesn't deserve the hate. She's trying her best.
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>>53763 I don't know what people expected. I mean does this really look like someone who knows what they're doing?
>>53759 Grounded perspective?
>>53763 her only crime is that of fashion
>>53764 Yes.
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>>53735 Any monster in loli oear shape, doesn't matter the race
>>53757 For me the thong is enough, maybe the socks too
>>53765 Bogie was dispatched to your location to rape correct you.
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>>53770 i don't want to go to clownworld
>>53771 You're going to clown college.
>>53771 The Clowns have learned that when a boy tells them he "Doesn't want to...", he's actually saying "I'd love to...".
I had creepy hobo clown paintings in my bedroom as a kid, until I got to be like 10 and asked mom to take them down. So, like, hard pass on clowns. I don't mind the ATTITUDE, but the aesthetic is just creepy.
>>53771 >can't sleep >eating out the clown
>>53774 Come on Georgie. Don't you want a balloon?
>>53771 The first pic is probably my favourite bogie pic. It really captures bogie's slight creepy factor. Plus I'm a sucker for size difference where the girl is just tall enough that your head is right below her breasts or on the same level as them. But I cherish every bogie pic regardless, can never get enough of them. >>53774 Understandable, even if it's the opposite for me - I love their aesthetic. Which is one of the many reasons I like MGE so much, everyone can find a girl to obsess over.
>>53774 it's certain to get a visceral reaction i don't know if i'm right or not, but i think a monster would be more offput by apathy towards them than revulsion. a strong feeling is still a kind of passion and that can be worked with
>>53776 >turns out bogie was just got stuck in the sewer and wanted to ask for help, but her clown instincts kicked in when Anon walked up to the drain and she ended up talking about balloons and trying to lure him in instead It's not easy being silly...
>>53780 How do all these people keep getting into the sewers anyway? It's like they were looking for some kind of hidden undercity. Which doesn't exist, obviously.
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>>53756 nah not even close
>>53779 I'm not so sure. Monsters would probably sense why you don't like them and then act accordingly. For example, I don't like worms not because I was bullied by a worm when I was a kid, but just out of sheer subconscious revulsion. So it's pointless for a green worm or her smoking wonderland cousin to approach me. There's no trauma or bad memory to overcome. But if, say, I got bullied in school by some alpha bitch girl and later developed distaste for such sort of people, a dedicated pyrow could rape correct me since this is a negative emotion born out of bad experience.
>>53782 That's definitely subjective.
>>53781 An epidemic of conveniently placed open manholes. So at least some mamonos get confused by the name and go in, others fall in on accident, yet others get in driven by their ancestral instincts (get in the cave, explore the underground or, in case of bogies and cheshires, overcome by the urge to get into the place they have no business being in and then be smug and prank people).
>>53781 Mamono prepared to "invade" Earth by reviewing our media. Given THEIR world has magic and wonder, they assumed a LOT of our fictional media was either real or based on reality. The lilim who opened the portals was OBSESSED with TMNT, and she put an EXTRAORDINARY effort into finding them. Led to a LOT of mamono getting sent into tunnels, sewers, and so on. That lilim TO THIS DAY has a Donatello Daki.
>>53781 The Lilim are looking for D.U.M.B.s, duh. Can't completely take over a planet if the controlling elite have hidden themselves away. The Cheyanne Complex is a decoy.
>>53788 which one is the gentle one?
>>53776 Do not sexualize Peniswise the Sewer-Dwelling Virgin.
>>53789 shirohebi of course her sweetness knows no bounds the only time apohis is gentle towards you is when she tries to take over pharaohs empire
>>53771 Give me the clowns then, I want to laugh before and after rape.
>>53786 >Donatello Hey, the girl's got good taste.
>>53775 Somehow feels like you don't get a choice in the matter
>>53786 >Malef terribly disappointed when she learns that Power Rangers isn't real
>>53780 She could escape at any time, but only if it would be funnier than not escaping. Toon powers are both a blessing and a curse.
>>53791 i don't know; i heard from a reliable purple resource than apophis are actually very gentle, considerate yet sensual lovers who would totally respect your limits and stay within them. (unless...?)
>>53792 >and after rape. Big bogie butt is no laughing matter.
>>53782 "Hebi" just means snake in Japanese, so Apophis is a good hebi too. >>53788 I like when a girl looks evil but is actually very kind and gentle.
>>53796 Poor girl, someone needs to help her. Take her in, give her a place to live, love her, cherish her and give her lots of kisses everywhere.
>>53799 The actual species name is Shirohebi, and while that can be literally translated as "white snake", context and intention are more important than literal meaning or translation.
>>53798 And that's why nobody laughs during the rape. Aftercare jokes are important though.
>>53775 I understood that reference
>>53802 Difficult to laugh when you are buried under half a ton of clown ass.
>buried under clown Imagine going to sleep with your bogie wife only to wake up with all your bogie daughters on top of both of you Clown pile Clown fiesta, even
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>>53804 monsters have several ways to cast silence especially annoying when you know the answer to the riddle
>>53804 I prefer being silenced by a kiss or a tit, but yeah, that's the idea.
>>53804 Taking the idea of being butt of the joke to its logical conclusion
>>53808 Speaking of kisses, kissing bogie would be kinda awkward because of that half mask she's wearing.
>>53806 You can also cancel her riddles by putting your dick or fingers in her mouth. Dangerous business, she have big abs but she still a nerd and can't resist
>>53811 she's in trouble if the answer to the riddle is motorboat noises
>>53812 If she starts purring it's a draw
Shirohebi? More like Schizohebi. Ha, gottem.
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>>53813 it doesn't really feel like a draw when you have a slab of cat pinning you down whose purring is resonating and rattling your whole body
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>>53815 i dont know about you, but i would very much consider that a win.
>>53816 getting crushed under this much monster is pretty much my ideal dream
>>53619 Yes I would sign a demon maid's hiring contract
>>53819 Either that kiki is a complete midget or that demon is on stilts
>>53820 Or, and hear me out now, maybe that demon is just tall?
>>53822 Ugh, can you imagine a maid who isn't on stilts? Why even have one at all?
>>53823 having a maid made more sense in the era before washing machines
>>53824 Either way, shouldn't she be doing the work on stilts?
>>53825 stilettos
>>53826 Stilts. >Twelve foot tall meidos hanging out laundry to dry on poles I can't even reach! >Meidos who have to hunch down to walk around the house in their stilts at all! >MEIDOS.
>>53822 Physically, literally and metaphorically impossible. Demons can't be tall.
>>53827 Are they maids or circus performers? ...clown maids, perhaps?
>>53829 Man, I don't know. I'm not a maidologist. You want Kobayashi for that, over on the programming side.
>>53690 What about it does? It seems like there are a few interpretations. >cat is just so prideful that she insists she "holds the initiative" even while you're slinging her over your shoulder and pounding her like dough >cat is just so motherly and responsible that she insists on taking care of you like a kitten when you're barely sick or cold or hungry despite you wrestling realm anacondas on the regular >cat insists that everything you do to her is because she lets you (true??) >cat goes blank the moment you lay your hand on her shoulder for the first time and understands the gravity of the situation
>>53831 NTA, but I just want to pet a kitty. I'm sure Taco Cats are OK with being pet, right?
>>53832 in the right time and place. cats are fickle creatures by nature
>>53833 The problem is that I want to pet a cat like Akwafina likes to get abortions--ALWAYS.
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>>53690 >>53831 I will change her mind with my cock.
>>53836 NO, ANON! It is TOO DANGEROUS! Your cock doesn't even have a GED! It'll be completely unpersuasive!
>>53819 giant demon maidos that have to lean over to scold their master, having their massive heaving tits hanging so tantalizingly close/shoving against me as she scold/whispers into my ear
>>53831 >>cat goes blank the moment you lay your hand on her shoulder for the first time and understands the gravity of the situation You can't just Bane your way out of all your problems
>>53839 >"This can't be happening, I'm in charge here", thought the Ocelomeh
>>53840 It's a known fact that Ocelomehs, like all cat mamono, think entirely in "meows". Please be more authentic in the future.
>Meow >Meow >Meow Splendid
>>53842 Kots are truly nature's wonders.
>lim attends 3 years of ballroom etiquette and gracefulness workshops >shows up to the big makai dance >sees a greenworm swirling her wine glass in perfect circles while talking to 10 fawning onlookers at once and laughing melodically >runs home in tears
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>>53847 /v/ doesn't deserve her.
>>53848 Technically, isn't being into Alice cucking Luka?
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How can we defeat the evil?
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>>53850 sex, maybe
>>53850 awkward virgin sex
>>53850 Cheshires aren't evil; they're cats. You defeat them with Fisho and Cheezburger.
>>53850 butter and jam on the same pancake
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>>53850 Defeat? Like with the power of friendship? No, never. We should send the innocent as tribute. That always seems to work
>>53840 Core competency to the matter in question is more relevant to specific authority than just being big and strong. Big and strong is important of course and should never be disregarded though
>>53659 >""one that takes a break every hour to have some sex, would both still be described as "constantly having sex."" >dark angel guffaws >throws the newspaper on her husband's face >grabs his sides and picks up the pace
>>53850 Stunlock her with memes from 2008 whispered in her ears
>>53858 >taps your shoulder >leans into your ear >whispers back "newfag"
>>53859 truly a fate worse than rape
>>53831 Because she will never respect your authority, it's an endless grind that won't be worth it even if you change her mind after years. KC locked that trait. >>53836 You can't if you follow the new rules
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I can't sleep without a 30 minute mournful organ recital from the countess. >>53867 I think you're taking the worst possible interpretation on purpose and then convincing yourself it occurs invariably in all cases across countless individuals.
>>53868 >try to sleep >the nextdoor neighbors are playing Bach's Fugue in D minor at 4:23 AM again Maybe moving to Old Town was a mistake...
>>53868 Maybe but if the worse can happen you should prepare for it or avoid it all together. It's logical
>>53869 The moon-mottling bat flocks, goth dryads on perpetually dead trees, slavering wolf packs (cute), and skeletal horse carriages all make up for it though, right? And it's so hard to get good floor chicken anywhere else.
>>53819 Something about demon maid just feels off. Unless she's the sort of proactive maid that pins you against the wall and tells you you've been a bad master and it's her duty to punish you.
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>>53877 Demon maid is simply upholding her end of the contract, and being diligent and submissive is the way she deems better.
>>53877 >man binds a demon to serve him >learns the hard way that the demon is smarter than he is, and can twist the bindings any way she wants even she can't outright break them tale as old as time
>>53879 >twist the bindings Now i'm imagining a Demon in bondage and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>53882 Any mamono is greater when bonded and ready to tease
Alright anons, i have a week off and i don't want to spend it procrastinating. You have the ideas, I need the practice. Tell me what yoga pose you'd love to see your wife do.
>>53884 Cowgirl.
>>53878 >she deems Deems be deemin'
>Be you >Human boy >Named Damien >Portals Open >For the next 6 months you can't get a minute alone without some demon showing up and wanting to Contract with you Such is the life of many a Damien!
>>53885 That's not a yoga pose, and i do still need to know who your wife is to draw her.
>>53884 I don't know any.
>>53888 CHESHIRE.
>>53889 Sigh. Wikipedia or any yoga blogs are a good start. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_asanas https://pocketyoga.com/pose/
>>53888 >That's not a yoga pose <when your fit mamono neighbor coaxes you into doing yoga with her, but it turns out she got yoga and kamasutra books mixed up
>>53891 Thanks >>53884 Padmasana or lotus Cheshire
>>53891 Okay that viparita thing looks like it'd be murder on your spine, I wonder what species could even pull that off
>>53884 Parivritta Trikonasana for bogie.
>>53884 A Nurarihyon doing the Half moon pose
>>53896 Not going to lie, I forgot nurarihyons existed at all. I don't think anyone ever went gaga for them. Greenworms got more attention.
>>53877 >Something about demon maid just feels off Submissive demons are the truly insidious ones, you wont notice how your demon maid is slowly corrupting you until you're so far gone you wont care about that as you casually command her to suck your dick in an alleyway after a shopping run
>>53897 Its probably a mix of them looking very human, and them being a harem mamono. I very much like them, but it's not surprising that they're not very popular.
>>53894 Zombie maybe. >>53897 Nurarihyon is a pushy extrovert that reeks of tobacco. Greenworm is a laid back, soft girl that knows the importance of proper nutrition.
>>53899 >mix of them looking very human, and them being a harem mamono. Hm, true. At least their colour scheme is good and their tattoos are neat. Plus the idea of her just plopping in and retroactively maming herself a part of your life is just the right mix of hot and scary.
The masculine urge to let your amazoness wife reverse mating press you for hours with lots of kisses
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>>53897 she gets boss music
>>53902 Masculine?
>>53904 Very masculine.
>>53902 >amazoness Isn't it a bit of tautology? Amazon implies that she's a girl, no need to add -ess to form a feminine variant.
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My story now has a side character called Billie Holstein the Science Bovine. People can write questions to her show and learn the answers to the mysteries that keep them up at night. What would you ask her?
>>53909 Which weighs more, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
>>53903 That kimono is holding on for dear life, goddamn Also nurarihyon here gives off a very strong "blowjob master" energy
>>53911 >That kimono is holding on for dear life, goddamn There is only one force in the universe stronger than DL, Eros and Fate: the advertisers
>>53909 the relative efficacy of yelling "get pregnant" at the mamano lady for successful fertilization
>>53909 >What would you ask her? Do bogies go to Clown Academy to learn how to be proper creepy ogre jesters? Do they make their own clothes? Why do they wear mask that covers half of their face? Do hakutaku have toned abs? Do they like anal?
>>53912 Kek It's like how in One Piece marine officers can wear their jackets on their shoulders in any weather or circumstance and said jackets will never fall off because they are held by JUSTICE and JUSTICE NEVER FAILS
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>>53911 many such cases
>>53906 According to the wiki it's a weird linguistic occurrence of taking a loanword in plural form and Japanese grammar not accounting for plural nouns. >there has been some criticism of the translation "amazoness" online. That is it probably doesn't come from the English word amazon + English suffix "ess", meaning "female", but the plural form of the word amazon in French or Greek, which is actually "amazones". Regardless, the text uses "ess" in Japanese, as "amazо̄n" refers to the region, while "amazonesu" refers to the warrior women. >>53909 How important is it to milk Hakutakus, and if it is important, how often?
>>53917 Huh. Interesting. Always takes me by surprise when languages interact like that.
>>53905 That doesn't make sense.
>>53909 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>53921 >African of European? <I don't know that And then anon was rape
>>53766 Those are the most important ones. T. Whitehorn appreciator with no sense of fashion
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>>53893 Cheshire meditates to let the universe inspire her on how she will next troll her husband.
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>>53924 nice, thanks a lot
>>53924 Very nice
>>53925 I don't understand if she's chuckling or sucking cock
>>53927 She's multitasking
So chesh thinks raping me is a funny joke? >*unrapes himself* What now, huh? What are you gonna do now, you purple cat?
>>53929 If you could unrape yourself it would break the laws of the universe. And hellhounds would be sad.
>>53930 >And hellhounds would be sad. I don't see why. That's alice's whole gimmick and her fans LOVE that.
>>53930 >hellhounds would be sad. Good Hellwans are meant to be bullied
>>53932 Hellhound rape correction target.
>>53884 draw any canine mamono doing the Downward Dog. Or, alternatively, some pyrow zoomer doing the downdog and a canine mamono nearby is angry at cultural appropriation or something
>>53930 >gets to rape you for the first time all over again EXTREMELY romantic to a hellhound
>>53934 >pyrow zoomer doing the downdog Nuh uh, pyrow would be doing updog instead.
>>53927 Yes.
>>53937 You shouldn't answer an either or question with a yes anon, it's very rude.
Everyone knows about hellhounds but nobody is prepared for the fearsome cerberus slime.
>>53939 Me and my pelvis are 100% unprepared for something of this caliber
>>53938 A Cheshire would do it for the funny so I tried to do it too. I don't know how to attract a chesh
>>53943 Fisho and Cheezburger.
>>53943 The best way to attract a chesh is to take everything very seriously.
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>>53895 Bogies can do any pose with great class.
>>53947 She's doing it on balls? Show off
>>53947 I bet Bogies are really skilled in anal, prime acrobatic anus
>>53944 Doesn't seem too hard, where should I lay my trap? >>53946 I already do that but I see no Cheshire in my bed
>>53947 Love it, thank you!
>>53949 Do not anal the clown, anon
>>53953 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Oh, that's why Cheshire are into anal. They're the clown of the kot world
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>>53953 She's asking for it
>>53956 Damn bogie booty
>>53956 Monsters say that constantly about human men, so it's only fair if we get to use it too.
>>53958 A society where no is not real
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>BUNK science
>>53962 Grem engineering the perfect bed bunk?
>>53963 Is it a bunk bed but with a few holes in the top mattress? So I can grope Grem butt from below. Or she can grope my crotch. If so, that’s a cheap gimmick. I’ll just stick to spooning her.
>>53950 >where should I lay my trap? Wait, do you want a CHESH, or an ALP?
I want to fuck a grem so bad. With gadgets. Then malfunctioning gadgets. Then no gadgets.
>>53967 >No gadgets L-lewd!
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ALICE STAYS IN WITH OVER 55% OF THE VOTES IN 1st ROUND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
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>>53967 Grems have more going on than just gadgets, Anon.
>>53970 Damn, poor haru can't even win a popularity race
ORA ORA ORA ORA GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!
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ANNOUNCEMENT 2 2nd round of Queen of /v/ voting has begun. This time Alice is against Isabelle from Animal Crossing. Power of KAWAI little furry is not to be underestimated. >HOW TO VOTE? Go here: https://forms.gle/UTCuwdit4zSpeHeX8 Sign in with google account (can be throwaway). Answer the question: After many years her game came out this year... Hornet Alice is in match number 31 this time. If you are done picking your types, scroll down and go to the next page and enter the code. You can log out of the google account. ALICE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT MORE THAN BEFORE, SERIOUS COMPETITION FOR US BEGINS NOW. Thank you for your support.
>>53974 no thank you
>>53976 No, thank YOU!
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eel
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funny purple cat
>>53979 Oh yeah? Tell us a joke, purple kot!
>>53978 That's a lot of eel. I want to feel her.
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>>53978 My hovercraft is full of eels.
>>53956 Bogie's outfit really does make her already amazing ass look even more tempting.
It seems that, in the popular characterization of mamono, that they are very emotionally sensitive to works of love and romance. While we might think to gloss over the tradegy of Romeo and Juliet, might Mamono find it a most moving and even scary piece of art? What about songs of imperfect relationships. Would we get mamono who over analyize songs?
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>>53989 >You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you <Husband, this singer is mocking me. There must be retribution.
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>>53979 Must be hard to be the best girl
>>53979 Not that funny.
>>53989 >scary piece of art That would be NTR doujins and other infidelity like Odysseus banging other woman while trying to get home
>>53996 Odysseus banging them wouldn't be a problem, the fact that he doesn't also wife them and bring them home with him is the issue. >>53989 Phantom of the opera A WOMAN GETS ONE HUSBAND
>>53999 >Odysseus banging them wouldn't be a problem Odyseus banging them IS a problem. Most mamono are very possesive. Only a few mamono and Bicorns would not mind it too much, although the bicorns would be mad that they didn't get any of the action.
>>54000 They love their husband so they understand though, Circe's love for Odysseus was as legitimate as Penelope's. Could they deny themselves that love were the shoe on the other paw?
>>54001 >They love their husband so they understand though Nope. Shows how little you've read from the source material. Mamono are incredibly territorial, they go above and beyond to mark their husbands and domiciles. KC has said himself that mamono who were promised a monogamous relationship will not accept any mamono trying to enter their relationship, or their husbands trying to open it.
>>53989 They have their in-universe version of Romeo and Juliet, except it ends with them being blessed by Hel and coming back as undead.
>>53989 There is a chance they would make modern retellings of romantic tragedies that have happier endings, kinda like the movie version of Little Shop of Horrors.
>>54002 >who were promised a monogamous relationship You enter the crux of the matter, an ancient grecian marriage, especially that of royalty, had different standards. Depending on the city-state Odysseus' behavior was not only acceptable but expected, especially when it was required to save his crew from being pigs.
>>54004 >man eating plants REEEing in the distance
>>54005 Hear me out--Odysseus and an army of p'orcers.
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MEOWY MEOWMERS, ATTORNEY AT LOL
>>54008 >plays League of Legends As expected of a cheshire.
>>54009 She mains Bard
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a newt
>>54011 Those are rare.
>>54011 No, Anon, that’s a penis.
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11/11 is pocky day, watch out for nerdy dragons
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Krampus
>>54015 if a had a large demonic goat (that loved me) things would be different around here
>>54015 I’d cram that puss all right.
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>>53896 I took a bit of liberty and drew her in the bound half moon pose. The regular half moon is too similar to the triangle pose.
You're laughing, men were raped and you're laughing.
>>54018 She might have a nicotine addiction.
>>54020 Well Nick O'Tierney better watch his back, then, unless he wants a harem.
Harem? More like HARAM, amirite hebis?
>>54022 >watching national geographic or some other boring documentary TV channel with hebi coiled around you >current program is about the plight of sandnigger women being made to walk covered in rags to stop other men from ogling them >hebi is oddly fascinated and keeps glancing at you
>>54021 I don't know what this means but I hope she doesn't spill ash all over the floor while doing these funky acrobatics
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It's tuesday
>>54027 Why is succ chan sad?
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>>54027 Tuesday could be deemed the cruelest day >too far from the next weekend for any comfort >the rest of the last weekend has already dissipated >can't even say "well at least the week is halfway done" like you can on wednesday Have some smores
>>54028 Another Tuesday with no cute Anon to secretly tail schlick against.
>>54028 cause she does not have a husband to succ on
>>54028 >two's day >but she's all alone i understand why she's sad, and i'm also sad
>>54043 Today is literally single's day thoughever
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>Tue's day BRING ME TUE.
>>54045 The Tue in tuesday comes from the Norse god Tyr.
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It's Independence Day.
>>54046 >>54047 >>54044 How many days can one day possibly be
>>54048 As many as you want, really.
>>54022 There's nothing like cracking open some cold ones with all your p'orc wives.
>>54018 Nice, Good stuff anon.
Stop cracking open "cold ones". I'm tired of putting them back together.
>>54054 Miss lich should be less stuck up and come drink cold beers in the graveyard
>>54055 I'm guessing most undead are more of mulled wine enjoyers.
Yeah okay I get the whole "clown pussy honk honk" deal, but can Bogie do this tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjHoedoSUXY
>>54056 It's good but it's a christmas only thing. I need something that could be drink all year round and maybe everyday
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>>54054 The things I would do to the undead, they either end up all twisted or pregnant
you're a funny gal chesh! I can't wait until you stop acting up and start acting normal.
>>54054 >"cracking open a cold one" = tearing the clothes off an undead girl
>>54061 Clothes and sewing equipment is expensive when you have 200 zombies under your care.
Monsters are good for sex, but they are even better for love.
>>54063 i like ms cupid when she's being merciless
I cannot love. My heart is consumed by the darkness. Hearts are born of darkness, and die in darkness too. Though no heart is as dark consumed as mine. That is the true essence of all worlds. The heart of everyone, even if the world itself, is not light, but dark. When hearts become darkness, you lose the heart itself, and so love, kindness and light. My name? Heh. I have none. It was consumed by darkness. Some call me Rip Mahd, but you, my amigo, may call me Vengeance. I hate vampires. Creatures of the evil dark. We should all wear leather and feather hats to shield us from the darkness. The bad evil kind of darkness.
>>54066 Finally, Eros Vampire's time to shine.
Been really sick for couple of days now, probably from overstressing. God I wish a bogie was here to cuddle with me and tell me everything is going to be okay. I'd even let her call me a good boy.
>>54054 Have you considered making them warm, instead? Hmm?
Dark bogey. Do not wash with light bogey.
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>>54068 is that allowed? i don't know how an eros vampire would work do they drink sadness?
>>54071 Dark, foreboding cuddles.
>>54073 No! Light, fluffy cuddles. I’ve made my choice. I don’t be sandwiched between light and dark.
I take my women like I take my coffee: ROOM TEMPERATURE
>>54075 >I take my women like I take my coffee From behind
>>54065 Love hurts
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Coffee? Don't mind if I do.
>>54079 Please stop, Miss Spooder--everyone knows that coffee gets you drunk and your antics are NOT funny.
>>54080 What? Don’t be ridiculous. Im fine! I can *hic* just finish my Americano. Just fine. I’m not even slurring my words. Look, do I look drunk to you?? Hey… looking at you you’re kind of cute…
>You will never pick up a medusa >You will never carry her home >You will never tactfully not comment on the fact that, despite her protests, less than 1/4 of her body is off the ground and you wouldn't be able to move her anywhere if she weren't very helpfully slithering behind you >Also, her hair is licking your chin
>>54082 Medusae are cute. CUTE! AAAAAAAND they don't insist on getting wasted on coffee every night. Unlike SOME OTHER Mamono I could name...
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>She's gonna run up and command grab me, isn't she
>Your wife introduces herself to you with the classic 'Cheesed to meet you'
>>54084 No, she's just waiting for that puddle you're in to saturate your shoes. No running required.
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>>54086 Oh no, it's even worse, she's a zoner
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>>54084 >>54087 you dont have shit to complain about. i have to deal with THIS bullshit every day.
MEOWING MEOWERS MEOWING MEOW FEST: VOLUME MEOW
MEOW POWERED MEOWS MEOWING MEOWIFICALLY
>>54088 Use your low profile to approach. That move is very punishable.
>>54092 Her tail has a giant sweeping motion. It's funny, because that's as close to sweeping as a useless fox girl ever gets!
>>54087 raiju the kind of girl to wakeup super
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>>54088 Bigger
My potential is being squandered. I would have been a world-class bug warmer.
>>54084 <And now, the end is near <and so i face, the final curtain
>>54096 >t. programmer anon
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>>54096 I could be the best kot petter/brusher in town but here I'm managing server, database and other IT non sense. Druella opens the portal now, anons are losing there mind
>>54096 i wouldve been a world class chitin and scale polisher
>>53909 Dear Ms. Holstein, The other day I was out on a walk and fell into a danuki pit. I'm not sure what happened, but a minute later they helped me out of the pit and returned my virginity, claiming it had fallen out of my pocket and assuring me it was good as new and they had only wanted to look at it. The next day, the danukis were gone, and the pit was was instead full of some gnomes. A new pit opened up in my back yard and I'm too scared to look inside because I hear arguing coming from it. My question is, what's the deal with all these pits? Who makes them? How do they get in and out of the pit? Is it true that villains of old were cast into the pits as a form of punishment? And also, how do I certify the authenticity of a virginity? Thank you, "In The Pits."
Speaking of chitin and scales, I do wonder if mothgirls are as prone to shedding scales as normal moths are, comparatively speaking. Or if they need some special care for their wings.
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>>54103 Anon is a Pitlord now
>>54104 I think a moth would just giggle and nod at any question that would give you a reason to come up close. What care could be more special than yours?
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It's getting really cold outside, mamonos are getting their winter coat. The softest and fluffiest are competing. Even the prideful manticore is a cute ball of soft fluff asking to be caressed.
>>54105 What a foolish ploy.
>>54103 I'm stealing this as is btw
>>54096 I could have been a world class kissmark canvas, but here we are.
>>54104 >Their powder doesn’t drop when they’re flying normally. It only scatters if they flap strongly. They don’t usually deliberately try to scatter it either. Most of the time, they scatter it unconsciously when they flap their wings strongly because they became aroused and happy from finding a man. In this way, they are easily moved to action by emotion, but it’s really something else when they’re overjoyed after becoming pregnant with the child of their beloved husband. They get so excited they fly around here and there, and scatter powder all over the entire area around them. >Of course, the area will become full of couples having intercourse for the sake of impregnation and fertilization, so it’s troublesome. However, among monsters it is commonly believed that inhaling this powder before intercourse with one’s husband increases fertility, so it’s generally welcomed when they “go out of control.” Reading is a thing that exists.
>>54112 Doing lines of moth's dust on chesh's naked body in a wonderland electro festival
>>54113 >electro festival Ojisan...
>>54114 Is it not the right term for electronic music festivals? Sorry miss haku.
>>54115 He's just calling you OLD for some reason I for one look forward to listening to Kraftwerk high on Kesaran Pasaran spores
>>54116 The only people who go to electro festivals on the year of our Demon Lord 2025 are 45 year olds who lament the passing of their younger days.
>>54116 Oh, I'm so fucking dumb >>54117 I'm 25 and in Europe it's full of young peoples in those festivals
>>54118 Are you sure you aren't spiritually 45? Happens to the best of us.
>>54103 I'm having trouble imagining those mysterious "monster pits" because I can't help but think about how to make them make sense logistically. Like okay, there's the hole. How big is it? Is it camouflaged, so that any unsuspecting man that steps on it gets the surprise of his life? Or are they just open pits so that you can see what you're getting into? What if it rains or something? How are the conditions below? It can't be just dirt, right, it's gotta be like a shelter, with furniture and nice walls and all that. Are there break rooms? AC? Electronic entertainment? Who pays for their food and clothes and stuff? How do they even get down there, and how do they get out? I'm sure they don't just jump in into a hole with no exit, right? Are there stairs, elevators, ladders etc? Extra exits? How's the fire safety? How many mamono are in there, on average? Do they just sit there and look at the ceiling all day, waiting for a dude? Is it like a job? If so, what's the pay? What happens when a dude falls in, is it a harem scenario or is it a first come(heh) first serve and that monster leaves the pit with a husband while others remain? If it's a harem, do they just stay there forever and expand the pit into sort of an ant colony? If they all leave it, whose responsibility is it to make sure nobody falls in? Someone get me an Anubis that can answer these questions.
>>54120 They are monster pits where a bunch of mamono wait in the bottom for men to be thrown into them. It's sticky hot and reeks of sweat and anticipation. Anything else is and shall forever remain a mystery.
>>54120 Monster pits are just the dungeons of really lazy echidnas.
>>54122 I need to see actual blueprints of such a pit. It's important because I want to build one. On that note, how do you determine what type of monster gets into a specific pit?
>>54125 Monster pits are magical occurrences that cannot be replicated willfully. Digging a hole and putting a bunch of mamono there doesn't produce the same effect as a natural pit. The magical nature of the pits means the mamono spawn in there and have no remembrance of anything before, nor do they have needs until they leave. As such, the monster pits are a quantum magical occurrence that only reveals itself when it's interacted with. Otherwise, it keeps itself in a quantum state between existence and non existence.
>Be you >Find Monster Pit >Climb down it hoping for MONSTER ORGY >It's empty >Injure yourself climbing out >Now you're stuck in there Anon was the Real Monster all along Sequel: >Be you >Injured, trapped in monster pit >Or in other words... >It turns out, you were the real monster >Linkin_Park_Crawling.mp3
>>54127 Who doesn't like being INJURED and TRAPPED in an illusio-pit
>>54128 I'm sure he'll be rescued.
>>54127 >>54129 Little Timmy Anon will be saved from the well pit he fell down into by a heroic Kobold.
>>54130 I like to think he'll be saved by less of a Lassie type mamono and more of a creepy neet who's like, "FINALLY! A HUSBAND!"
>>54128 >INJURED and TRAPPED The spiritual sequel to the TRAPPED and BETRAYED storyline.
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>>54120 It's the open area of an underground bunker. Each pit is different, some are linked to houses on the surface, other are fully underground, most are a hybrid. The pit allow for easy and secure access to the sun with the ability to quickly withdraw in the bunker. A pit must indicate in advance if it's a harem pit or not, which mamonos will be housed in it and their work situation. If it's a harem pit or H.P, mamonos issued to the pit will have similar preferences in men and are all ok with having the same husband. Non harem pit are harder to manage, the falling victim must be already designated to a specific mamono in the pit. If any injuries happen to the fallen anon, the community of the pit is responsible and can be punished. Most pits are sponsored by government but they must produce most of their income, often via workshops, underground fields, administrative offices... found in the bunker. Send me to the chesho pit.
>>54131 I'm sure a creepy Kobold is desperate for a husband too.
I need a kind and loving mindflayer wife.
>>54135 Kind and loving mindflayer are totally absent from stories. It's always evil and manipulative.
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>>54120 The pit seems indeed a mysterious phenomenon. Perhaps you should explore one from the inside to determine how all of this works?
>>54136 I don't have it in me to endure "evil and manipulative", chief
>>54138 I get you anon, I get you.
>>54120 there's not just pits. if you take into account the nightgaunt profile, roving packs of horny monsters are a known phenomena and common enough to be found and used as necessary
Do you think it would be effective to file a formal complaint to your demon boss about the lack of sexual harassment during the work hours in the office? As in, she doesn't sexually harass you.
>>54142 Why dont you sexually harass her instead?
>>54143 the power dynamic is all wrong. i'd have to come up with a blackmail scheme or somesuch
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>>54136 she's just misunderstood
>>54145 havent been here in a while, glad to see flayers still have defenders in my absence
>>54143 It's just not the same. The haughty boss is supposed to abuse her power and molest her employee.
>>54145 She's really good at getting her point across though.
>>54144 Black male material? Why? She’s not a wight.
>>54150 This isn't 4chan, you don't shit where you eat
>>54144 >>54147 you guys are pansies. You're supposed to be ready and willing to defy the natural order to get what you want
>>54152 I want a yeti to snuggle and drink hot coco with, what natural order do I need to defy for that?
>>54147 You could put in effort by being a tease and provoke her into molesting you.
>>54154 Being a brat works about 80% of the time.
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>>53934 Finally, the contraposition to updog.
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I dare someone from here to be able to resist the hag charm in a situation like this
>>54157 >Things i gain by accepting the dare >Things i gain by not resisting hag charm: <Hag wife <Hag pampering <Hag love I don't know anon, you aren't making much of a case here.
>>54156 She's down (to fuck). dawg.
>>54157 Bitch looks like she's fucked up on meth or something, you can just walk away
>>54160 >you can just walk away When you're already in mofu distance? LOL. LMAO.
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happy halloween!
>>54167 Surprisingly punctual for a slugge.
>>54168 a snaile could never.
>>54158 It doesn't help when the hags are more appealing than human women 1/10 or even 1/100 their age, either. Monsters are OP and hag monsters get to be wise and extra horny on top of that.
>>54157 I'm not resisting, I for one welcome my new mofu wife
>>54157 My head is killing me, if she promised me to heal me frlm'
>>54172 >frlm' So, do think she just shoved his face into her tails or her cleavage? It's hard to identify muffled speech.
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>>54173 I think it's Selkie language. You know >l'egg >mrph >fibph >AAAAAAHHHH
>>54174 What do those phrases mean in selkie.
>>54157 >>54160 Indeed. I don't get hagfags, man, like I get liking big tits but this is just grotesque. What's the point of fetishizing age and wrinkles when with mamono you could have your perfect waifu with big tits and perfect ass that headpats you and whispers nice things into your ear, but she's 18? Or exactly your age?
>>54177 almost nobody posts actual hags, when most anons talk about hags they actually mean big titty MILFs like that fox
>>54179 There's that one Abubu granny fox and a few other images that make the rounds from time to time, but otherwise, yeah, "hag" and MILF/older women are man posting are all the same. This is a good thing.
>>54179 i'm still a supporter of the CC parlance but i understand the culture has moved on

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>>54179 I would post mamonos that actually look older more often if there was more than a handful of pics. >>54182 Not that elf, surely.
>>54182 That's one hag and a 20 something with heavy tits. Nice.
>>54183 >>54184 Actual older women are hard to find. Please accept this fish as an apology.
>>54186 Don't apologize, I love full but heavy tatas.
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Younger is better, flat is justice.
>>54188 I support this statement.
>>54188 Why not both?
I love legal women
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>>54192 Duuuude, weed caterpillar, lmoa.
>>54191 You have attracted the attention of Deem: Attorney at Law.
>>54191 But maid love is forbidden
>>54195 Says who
>>54196 The LAW.
>>54195 Butt maid love is encouraged, however.
>>54198 True; my maid is very, very willing to pound my bussy into submission.
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>Zap
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>>54197 You do remember who won, right?
>>54204 New phone, who this?
>>54204 'oomrat
>>54205 I voted for Miss Anubis' platform of trains and pyramids and maybe pyramid trains.
>>54205 I didn't vote for her
>>54217 Props. Did you vote for Miss Anubis's clearly superior platform?
>>54177 >Or exactly your age? I'm 44. I want a hag, damn it. She's age appropriate!
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pawtism
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that's a cursing
>>54223 femdom?
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>>54214 >>54217 That's alright, babayaga doesnt hold it against you. She can only offer you an invitation to join the winners
>>54225 You can't just offer me a nubis maid! I am too vulnerable to her obsessive need to organize!
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>>54180 Her being nearly 200 years old is the best part.
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beware of dog
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When the maids won the election, I knew what I had to do. Slowly, quietly, as not to arouse any suspicion, I began collecting bricks. No more than one or two over the course of a week, any more would surely draw the eye of Ancient Yaga. Now, so much later, I am ready to put my plan into action. I will build a great obelisk, mightier than ever seen before, so that my brothers know the spirit of rebellion and autism burns strong.
>>54229 ... lewd
>>54229 Nice obelisk you got there. Sure would be a shame if something were to... Happen to it.
>>54231 Is... is this apophis going to fuck that obelisk?
>>54084 Don't blame me, i voted for ogre
>>54218 I'm not an idiot, I voted Queen Bee. Democracy does not work.
>>54228 Posh hellhound even has pelts to sleep on! Talk about high class!
>>54235 THE HEXAGON IS INFERIOR TO THE PYRAMID!
>>54237 Ms. Honeybee agrees. She likes circles, actually, it's just that everything she makes comes to ruin...
>>54224 Doesn't work, frog sleep at this hours Yes, it's Magus
>>54237 i just think basalt columns are neat
>>54239 Hi, Magus!
>>54241 No, I'm meant yes it has femdom, it's a Magus's story
>>54242 I know what you meant, I misunderstood you ON PURPOSE! villainous_mustache_twirl.gif
>>54229 Your anubis maid appreciates you a lot more than you think, anon. You dont need to do all this to impress her Well, its not like a lego pyramid will impress anyone in the first place but still
>>54218 i voted for the incumbent, i like cairns and barrows
>>54223 That was a nice chapter. I'm starting to hate the malef a little less
>>54244 >Well, its not like a lego pyramid will impress anyone in the first place but still It's so over, billions must return to the sand
>>54243 I know but I needed to make sure.
>>54224 I hate myself for having such a stupid idea. It never helped me and it's a constant reminder of my past deeds
>>54194 She just needs someone to eat her out right in the office and she'll calm down.
>>53989 There's a degree to which you can be so sensitive to love and romance that you discard anything that uses it for contrived, stupid tragedy. I more imagine a vampire keeping it in her library, explaining to you its cultural significance as a prominent example of its literary archetype in flat tones, or a banshee getting to the end and going "what the hell was that!?", than I do someone actually ablooblooing over it. Maybe a holstaur that picked it out randomly from the biplanar public library doesn't know any better.
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How to increase milk production for the cheese factory without any ethical issues?
>>54228 <bark! <wan wan! Truly terrifying creatures from the underworld
>>54254 you can impregnate them yourself or find them husbands
>>54228 The one on the left as a cute face
I need to build a trap to catch a bogie. So far a cardboard box with "Free cream pies" written on it doesn't seem to work.
>>54258 You have to build a Rube Goldberg contraption that drops a cardboard box on her when it finishes. Bogies are naturally curious and she will activate it just to see what happens.
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>follow a cheshire into a hole >down the mushroom halls >past the wockrooms >through a fucked up bead curtain >over a coreitos bag and 3 cans of mountin' dew >into a gamer basement with all of her friends >shrieking and beating the mana out of each other >screenpeaking accusations >one insisting it's "screencheating" hee hee >in unison told to fuck off >a round of shotty snipers to restore civility ends in camping and heartbreak >take a controller to the chest >ow >fucking madcats
>>54260 they don't make cardboard boxes that big, monsters don't have doorstep fridge delivery yet
>>54260 >Bogie excitedly watches as the machine works >finally the box drops on top of her >box is so small it barely covers her head >there is an awkward pause >Bogie claps and cheers in mock distress "Oh no, it appears I've been caught!"
Why pine for a bogie when you can settle for a Cheshire instead? All you need to do is literally just place a cardboard box near one and she WILL crawl into it. No fuzz, no muzz, no silly clowning.
>>54265 >silly clowning. But that's kind of the whole point?
>>54268 Memekot can give you smart clowning, what with being the superior comedian and whatnot.
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>>54261 Weird foreplay but it sounds fun
>>54271 >superior comedian >smart clowning Imagine taking clowning seriously. Defeats the whole purpose, innit?
>>54273 >what a couple of beers do to a chesh Sorry cheshy, I need a girl that can keep up with me for the whole night
>>54274 Clownage is a serious business. There are even guilds for that.
>>54275 Feel like she can drink more it's just the sex break before liquor
>>54278 Sex before drinks? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>54279 Well, it was more like drink, sex, harder drink, drunk sex, harder harder drink, blackout.
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>>54279 Sex and drinks sounds like a great Friday evening with your auntster
Has anyone written a story that's just 10,000 words of Anon and his cat wife lounging around and being lazy cat-and-husband people? I'd read it. Especially if cat wife is slightly bitey and wants to watch absolutely terrible TV and movies.
No sex, though. Sex with cats is TOO LEWD.
What's a mamono that's impossible to be scared of?
>>54287 Lilims. >In universe, they just make you horny in their presence and you can't disobey them. >In thread lore, they are essentially too autistic to function, so you just kinda feel bad for them.
>>54288 Honestly don't know why i expected even a half serious answer.
>>54284 I had in mind a story about a pirate wrecat and a sea delivery man being more or less forced by their respective employer to go on a date/vacation in an undersea city. Anons were not interested so I scrapped it.
>>54291 >Anons were not interested so I scrapped it. What exactly does that mean? How do you know if people aren't interested if you haven't even written or posted it?
>>54292 I posted a similar summary but no one responded nor seemed to like the idea. I deleted out of shame.
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>>54229 >Five minutes after the Obelisk is erected, the Mayor's office sends out it's elite squad of Valedictorian Academy maidos >In ten minutes every dirty incriminating bean-print has been printed, cross-filed, minutely compared against the MGCPD data-base of known miscreants... and carefully cleaned and polished until the rough stone is smooth as shiny marble.
>>54293 deleted the post with the summary*
>>54293 Difficult to say if nobody liked it, or if you just posted it and nobody saw it. I at least, don't remember reading anything like that. I think you were a bit too quick to cast judgement on your own work based solely on the acknowledgment of others. Have a bit more confidence.
>>54292 >>54293 Never cease a story ideabecause it gets no reaction, here or anywhere, because: 1. Some 'weird' concepts sound completely dumb as a summary, until you finally read the actual story and see that it somehow works 2. Fuckthem, you write what you want anyway.
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Slow buttsex with pear-shaped noble or royal lolis
>>54298 >Slow buttsex Yes but with big monsters instead
>>54290 I was trying to be serious. Did I fail? What kind of answer were you hoping for, Stay Puft Marshmallow Woman?
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Malef
>>54301 WOW that's magnificient pic, if only their personality wasn't abhorrent.
>>54301 BIG Chicken legs.
>>54301 This brat..
>>54301 She should be careful with that or she'll rip them.
>>54301 i should think about proneboning ms malef more
>>54301 >>54302 After many thoughts, I can fix her personality so I need to rank malef higher.
>>54307 Would you rank any monstergirl higher if she had a PHAT ass and fishnet stockings?
>fishnets >never see mermaids wearing them Little wierd that.
>>54309 This but Kelpies.
>>54310 Kelpies don't wear nets, they get blocked by nets to keep them away from innocent swimmers.
>>54301 A Troll wearing that would be great
>>54308 Only if she has cold blood bits or fluffy bits too or if she's an adult lich mixed one of the former
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bed o' shog
>>54311 >Kelpies don't wear nets There's always a first time for everything.
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Get in the mech, anon
>>54307 Malefs are asking for fixing and correction >>54308 Not him but the thick ass, hips and thighs trifecta gives a lot of extra points
>>54318 what's to fix about malef? are you going "i'm not breeding dragons because you told me to it's because i independently decided to breed dragons of my own volition"
>>54317 Is there room for two in there? Pacific Rim style?
>>54318 >Not him but the thick ass, hips and thighs trifecta gives a lot of extra points Any mamono can have all three of those. You should consider mamono by their own merits.
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>>54322 like their ears, maybe
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>>54322 >Any mamono can have all three of those. Well, two out of three isn't a bad deal.
>>54324 People have posted versions of lamia with asses before, if that's what you are saying.
Bogies may be clowns, but they do seem to also be very proficient at many circus acts because they kind of blend several archetypes together to be a one-woman show. This, coupled with their weird worldview, inherent ability to enhance emotional response and their spiteful nature means bogie would do bizzare stuff on a daily basis and never, ever elaborate. >Bogie hides in the cupboard to sneak up on you when you walk into the kitchen and give you a surprise cuddle before gallivanting away to do whatever >Bogie squeezes under your bed to crawl out the moment you turn the lights off >Bogie insists on walking on top of every fence instead of just walking down the street normally (she does so casually and seemingly with zero trouble no matter how thin the fence is) >Bogie never puts things like fruits down normally if she can throw them instead (somehow she never misses and whatever she was throwing doesn't get damaged) >Instead of simply saying she loves you, bogie makes a point of juggling several items right above your head, casually catching them all and giving you a peck on the cheek >Bogie's incredibly athletic body and acrobatic/contortionist skills mean she can and will assume the most bizzare poses while doing something mundane, like leaning 90 degrees back with her arms crossed instead of just turning around to look at you when you call her And unlike cheshire, bogie will more often than not abstain from outright teasing you verbally unless it's a pun, so you'd have bogie do her bit while just giving you that signature somewhat creepy smile. Not that bogie would truly be the quiet type or have any trouble expressing herself verbally, but she would greatly prefer to instead do it with exaggerated gestures and reactions, both for her own and your amusement. At some point you'd get used to it, kind of. That's when bogie will just randomly start acting very, very normally and rationally, leaving you on edge since you just know that she's just preparing to do something, but you don't know what or when. ...I think about bogies a lot when I'm feeling down.
>>54320 Yes, hot steamy sex with your ko(t)pilot after battle is mandatory to recharge the mana batteries
>>54327 They don't call it COCKpit for nothing
>>54325 I mean legless monsters can have thick asses and hips, but no thighs.
>>54329 I mean stuff like this. Depending on where the legs fuse, "legless monsters" can have thighs too
>>54330 yeah but it doesn't look good
>>54330 This just looks... wrong.
>>54308 pantyhose > fishnet
>>54336 Fishhose > Pantynet
Fishpanty = hosenet
>>54339 Why would you set a net for horses? Let the centaurs be free.
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>>54330 Shirihebi
>>54341 NTA but i'm going to catch a Kelpie an an (actual) fishnet and then have her wear it.
>>54341 No We're wrangling those mares and that's final
>>54326 >bogie will more often than not abstain from outright teasing you verbally unless it's a pun Someone forgot bogies' primary job is to punish selfish and misbehabing "children" by making fun of them.
>>54326 hiding under beds is how you know they're related to bogeys
THEY don't want you to know, but Maid Academy and Ninja Academy are the same
>>54344 What if the centaurs set up a man-net first? The steppe is a pvp zone after all.
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>>54341 it's internet for horses. you know, like goatnet
>>54349 Uhh this isn't how I remember Sadako looking did I get a bootleg copy
>>54345 More like scaring them or enticing to be good boys so they get rewarded.
>>54348 >Both sides set up traps and wait >And wait >And wait Awkward...
>>54346 So them being big and with horns didn't tip you off
>>54354 that feeds back into the "every monster is a cow" paradigm
>>54355 Oh, I see Although somehow I don't think either of them would appreciate being called a cow
>>54342 >somehow manage to have 5 minutes of privacy from your shirohebi wife and decide to jerk off out of nostalgia for the times before marriage >wife catches you mid act, she knew you were up to something when you told her to go shopping without you >she threatens to cut your hand off if you cheat on her again with it >you're not sure if she's joking
>>54358 These are newbie Shirohebi tactics. Mature shirohebies have pavloved their husband so well these situations never come to pass even on thought.
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>>54359 when you are so deep in hebi snussy she does not need to use blue fire on you anymore
>>54361 That's what every Hebi aspires to.
>>54319 That's an important detail
She raw he bee
>>54350 Baphox64 decoding or some shit will do that.
>>54365 Back before Succuviruses were a thing, the Videocassette Tape ghost ruled supreme.
What if What if we just You know if we just DIDN'T fuck the demons
>>54369 What would that accomplish?
>>54369 Yeah, where are the angels?
>>54369 It's rude to give a negative order on what to do, without also recommending a replacement for that action. Sure, one might stop fucking demons, but now they don't have something further, so they will just go back to fucking demons. So please provide an alternative.
>>54371 Mass demon desmugging and humbling Plus other girls get the attention they deserve >>54374 Fuck cupids, for example
>>54326 Thank you for explaining why no one would actually honestly like bogies or want to live with one.
>>54353 Love is a game of patience. Ask any cupid.
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>>54372 I'd take a Cupid like this and a matching Valkyrie, and tell them groping and breeding them is a holy ritual.
>>54369 Yeah, you guys should stop fucking demons. That means more for me. I don't need help, but send ink and parchment.
>>54375 >Fuck cupids Ms Cupid is just envious that deems get all the attention.
>>54379 Need an adult cupid with nice tits ngl fam
>>54381 Deems are blue and proactive, they are simply better
>>54383 Being a Cupid is a thankless job. Helping everybody get their happy ending, but nobody thinks about them.
>>54385 Love these kuuderes so much But I would do my absolute best to annoy the cupid by dodging her arrows for as long as I can regardless
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Can't hear no reply sound-a-pinging Robbed from quality fisho posting My ancient, vintage memes were stealed I can't even get my ban appealed And for some reason I can't explain. I know the janny kiki won't clear my name Never an honest wan But that was when I ruled 4mon
>>54386 Let's be honest anon, you'd fall for a cupid if she kuu'd at you once.
>>54388 Cupids confirmed for pigeons
>>54366 Says a lot when a ghost can somehow edit and then produce video tapes just to hunt the right guy down.
>>54388 Eh, guilty as charged. Cupids are too precious to resist.
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when they told me i was to join the pharaoh's personal guard, i never would have thought this to be my position...
>>54394 Lucky guy.
>>54394 Pharaoh? More like OBESEraoh.
>>54397 silly Anon, thats her personal anubis guard and her recently acquired standard issue husband.
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>>54394 I prefer to jump in the Mummy pit
>>54399 Mummy pit + Anon = Mommy pit.
>>54400 Do they need to dig a whole new pit every time an anon jumps in?
>>54401 The pregnant mummies will eventually be replaced by new ones. No selfrespecting husband would let his wives live in a hole on the ground.
>>54385 i think about ms cupid choking me out with her thighs at least once every 2 weeks
>>54404 Trapdoor arachnes Tube wurms Certain wererabbit cultures All enjoy living in holes
>>54385 I opened this image with the intent of thinking about Miss Cupid. But she stabbed an Ushi! And I lost all will to look upon Miss Cupid or think of her. Only Spooder Cow.
>>54394 emotional support human is a tough job but someone's got to do it
>>54404 Hobbit holes are extremely comfy and i'd be delighted to share one with a wife
>>54407 >Trapdoor arachnes I want to go to there.
>>54410 >Hobbit Holes I downloaded that movie. Kind of weird to see a porn stop halfway through for Elevensies.
>>54412 need you keep your energy up for the whole shoot its not a true halfling flick without a nice picnic
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Rest well tonight anon and have a great day at work, auntster are sleeping right now to be specially well rested for tomorrow, that way they can pamper their nephews and drain their stress without being tired
>>54414 She shouldn't sleep on the floor, she will catch a cold
>>54414 need to drain a tanuki of milk, they're always drawn so soft of tummy and huge of tiddy that it inspires a thirst in me
>>54414 when does she stop being an auntser and start being a wifester?
>>54417 Why would she need to stop?
>>54418 If she's still your aunt what does that make her kids?
>>54419 Cousin-children.
>>54421 tfw no tanuki to entice me with increasing amounts of cash shoved between her tits till she has my arm trapped trying to dig out a few hundreds
>>54422 Them boobies is boobtacular, and I would NEVER require money to after 'em. Just a few kind words of encouragement.
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>>54422 i thought you were supposed to grab them by the tail and shake it until all the loose change falls out
>>54424 how can someone that looks so soft and fluffy be so evil, it just doesn't make sense. I'd rather have a danuki as an incredibly fluffy pillow
>>54426 Their cute looks are disarming. That kind of thing is exactly what you'd expect from a j--tanuki.
>>54414 I hate my office and I hate the 'nuki who make me go there.
I will not rape the maid. I will not rape the maid. Doesn't matter how cute she is or how preciously innocent and kind she looks. Maybe I'll just touch her a little bit.
I want to feel the real emotions of the mamono. To observe the Hakutaku learn about graduate level math, to stalk the domesticated hellhound (religious background + 4th gen post DOTR mamono == more 'suppressed' mamono), or even see how a greenworm calculates the most efficient path to greens.
>>54430 to add on, would mamono's natural disposition provide in unexpected ways after DOTR? I imagine a junior analyst kikimora. What she may lack in maid skill (flunked the academy) is made up for by getting reports done very quickly. Simply a different wiring. I imagine that the modern, mana deprived, human world would do that. Make them a bit more autistic. Bayesian statistics with asperger danuki, with a fixation on your skin. Feeling it, tasting, smelling it, etc. As her tutor (being payed danuki gold) you must simply let her prod your skin, her sexual thoughts coming to a head eventually.
>>54430 >greenworm can't think straight unless she's fully in her element >that means you can't distract her on your two human legs, you have to get into costume and wiggle alongside her >greenworm leads you to a cabbage patch as she narrates her movements >"...And then I mount my silly assistant to work up an appetite." >stuck in your costume, dommed by caterpillar >no wonder there was a zipper right there
>>54430 And WE have a solution for YOU. The new Stealth Peeping Power Armour or S.P.P.A is made for you. An fabulous protection coupled with an integrated invisibility field make you the perfect spectator of life. A powerful mana collector make sure that your battery never run out of power while documenting the private life of your favourite mamono. Scared of being find out? Don't worry, our heavy armour is enough to resist up to one 120x570 NATO HEAT-MP to the chest or the equivalent of 5, YES I said FIVE angry hellhounds charging at you. So buy it now for the low low price of 9999,99€ (VAT not included) (Following chirurgical augmentations are required to use the product : 2 braindata port, XV-3 spine and bones edition or higher and a black carapace)
>>54433 is there a budget version that can withstand just 1 hellhound
>>54434 You can become a tester for the SCOUT prototype but the company take no responsibility for forced marriages, injuries or death
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I trained this dog to stare at Alps.
Cheerful, tomboyish hellhound who ruffles your hair and calls you a dork.
>>54440 >tomboyish hellhound And her friend is a mischievous cheshire Truly, a rare breed
>>54401 It gives career gravediggers something positive to do with their skills since the new era.
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>>54442 Would you prefer tomboy Cheshire and mischievous hellhounds fren?
>>54444 >cheshire fails to groom her hair and blames it on being pro at a sport she just made up
>>54444 This chesh looks like an aunt that will tease and then rape her nephew at the first opportunity
>>53978 Tomorrow I am going to rate the monsters by how much their ears invite nibbling and rubbing. Unagi has already scored at least 5th place.
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>>54452 Nothing better than rubbing and nibbling your auntie's ears during sex, I mean during stress draining
>>54454 With those titties I would be more focused on her nipples that her ears Nibbling, sucking and licking until the get uninverted and erect
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>>54442 >>54444 Very girly Hellhounds are worth considering.
>>54461 Boob freckles
>>54461 Inside every rapedog there is a gentle maiden that dreams of cute dresses and baking cookies.
>>54464 I didn't realize the dreams started that early.
>>54462 Frecklehound a cute. If I were to have an OC waifu design for commissions, I'd include freckles too.
>>54467 Freckles are redhead-coded, which means they always ALWAYS make women cuter.
>>54461 A hellhound is not a kot so no.
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>>54470 Got you covered.
>>54471 I am not sure that a cat who can set fires is a good or safe idea. Cats are not exactly Queens of Safety.
>go to dragoon.com >expect to find some neat stuff about early modern mounted infantry >it is just dragon porn Fucking zoomers.
>>54473 Deonora has your IP address now, Anon.
Rape ticket allows mamono to legally rape someone ONCE.
>>54475 >Normal human man acquires rape ticket >Presents it to BEEEEEEEEG Ushi Sigh, wouldn't that be nice?
>>54471 I like it, a lot, but sadly the problem is in the profile, not the design
>>54473 Time to goon
>>54473 The Kain Highwind armor stays on during sex, Anon.
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>>54454 I would make her spill her spaghetti by playing with her ears
>>54482 Why would you want your auntie to spill dinner all over the floor? She made that spaghetti with love, and now it goes to waste because you had to molest her.
I daydreamed about a spy/warrior kot from the apophysis's court being my bodyguard while I was a evil mage, planing the downfall of the pharaoh. She was extremely vigilant and little bit yan against anyone going near me without ever forcing herself on me. Following me happily in my mildly evil actions (very cat like) and following my orders (not cat like). I don't know why but I had the impulse to write this post
>>54484 Now that I think about I just put Wenduag's personality on a rough desert cat. It's not very creative but it got my gears turning
>>54484 Your kot wants other people to think of you two together so it's easier for her to finally manifest and take you. How else are you gonna get isekai'd and help overthrow the pharaoh?
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ALL THESE CAKES
>>54488 First spaghetti and now cakes? Is it food spilling day?
>>54482 She spills her spaghetti while I spill my seed all over her
>spill spaghetti in front of wurm >she just picks it up and starts eating it >it isn't even cooked
>>54492 Scrunch, scrunch, scrunch.
>>54486 That would be great, minus the desert, horrible biome
>>54494 Tell me about it. At 5 AM sharp some jackal climbs to the top of a tower and starts going >AIYAIYAIYAAAAIIII
>>54495 Stop Xena-ing, Miss Anubis. Please. I just want to sleep.
>>54496 She's actually practicing her mariachi voice for her cousin's wedding.
>>54495 I don't remember ancient Egyptian doing that. It's a Muslim thing
>>54480 >move random piece of paper off a bench as I start waiting for the bus >all of a sudden a matango pops out of nowhere >be forced to huff her spores from her breasts until the bus arrives >she does not allow me to leave even as the bus arrives and instead boards with me at least she paid my fare for the bus.
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>>54494 Desert biome is fine too
>>54500 Sand is extremely annoying Hot temperature are a death sentence but an apophysis can fix it if she brings eternal night
>>54500 Eww dark skin
>>54498 >>54496 It's more of an Aztec Fitness God thing.
>>54500 Yum! Dark Skin!
>>54500 I want to make brown children with those monsters
>>54500 Imagine strolling down temple street in the desert kingdom, getting called by various scantily clad priestesses to join them in worshiping their chosen deity.
>>54509 I must resist such temptations. Crom alone provides strong Cyclops girls who know the riddle of steel.
>>54511 Mamono are experts at melting down your resistances. They will find a weakness and make you theirs.
>>54503 I've never watched the show, but a muscular MGE Vampire flexing at me would certainly get my blood running.
I'd never let MY levels be drained, and definitely not at the bad end bar or to a tutorial fairy.
What kind of powers do vampires have in your guys headcanon? I like to think they have hypnosis, shadow magic, mist form, stuff like that.
>>54524 Vampires can't fly, but they jump good and with their parachute-like cloaks they can glide like Spyro
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>>54503 Same but not necessarily fit Aztec God
>>54526 >Fit Aztec God? No, give me a FAT Aztec goddess. >Also, drunk.
>>54527 And sweaty, oiled up is fine too
>>54528 >Anon hears a knock on his door >It's a Quetzalcoatl drenched in petrol
>>54524 i like the one where they have to count all the spilled rice
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>Aztec fitness god Thays what I call my wife
>>54524 I headcanoned one sub category: A mix between giant bat(so big wing, fluffy neck, feets and hands), muscular vampire and a drop of ghoul basically a female strigoi from fantasy/ghoul queen from AoS
Pyrow childhood friend is a bizarre but very yandere combo. She'd be talking about how the two of you are just best buds haha but turn crazy the moment you even joke about moving anywhere away from her
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>>54526 not snakey enough, would not worship
>>54534 Basado.
>>54531 Tacocats be doing one 30 min session of zumba on the weekends and then calling themselves Aztec fitness god.
Holding hands with a dragon! Touching and squeezing their relatively soft palms! Filing and polishing each individual claw! Getting accidentally scratched by her powerful claws and her licking the wound! She claims dragon saliva can stop bleeding but seems to enjoy the taste of my body and blood a bit too much.
>>54538 stealing a dracolich's phylactery
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>>54538 Accidentally impregnating your dragon auntster!
>>54536 Staying in peak physical form off a weekly 30-minute zumba session is a godlike power.
>>54540 Is it really accidental if you pulled out, took off the condom and shouted "GET PREGNANT" while unloading your balls in her pussy?
Mindbreaking anubis into complete insanity by forcing her to play ranked games in League of Legends
>>54544 >forcing her to play ranked games in League of Legends Anon, that's how you end up in that prison for undesirables KC mentioned
>>54544 That's fuck up, you will go to jail. 5 years of almost olny playing ranked on lol (OTP Urgot) did inestimable damage to my brain. A poor mamono thrown there would rot, fast. They're not ready and never will be.
>>54540 >>54534 I want her to rip my heart out and give me a nursing handjob on top of a pyramid
>>54538 I want a childhood friend dragon. I will treat her like a wyverns and we'll both be happier for it.
>>54541 Staying in peak physical form off a weekly 30-minute Zombie zumba session
>>54544 Not even jail, straight to hell with this one. And not the sexy kind.
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Would you go through a portal if there was no way back, no time to say goodbye to your loved ones, and no way to know where it was going to spit you out? I would, gotta trust Eros.
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>>54553 There is nobody left here that I care about, so the answer is obvious.
>>54553 I can't quite leave this world behind with a clean consciousness knowing there are those who i care who i would be leaving behind, even knowing there was an assured promise of happiness on the other side.
>>54553 I need friends and family more than I need a mono-eye wife. Not by a LOT, but by some!
>>54553 I wouldn't go. I'd at least want to let a few people know I'm not dead and probably grab a pack full of stuff, all the more so on that last bit if I don't know where I'm going.
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winterstown antagonist: vengeful tsurara who twangs ice arrows at men from the top of the mountain so their yetis and white horns can't hug or kiss or hold their hands anymore
>>54561 QUESTION: Have you considered an antagonist who is not OF Winterstown? Like, a vengeful, fire-breathing dragon moves in nearby and her cave is now all full of hot dragon breath that's causing icemelt and avalanches?
>>54561 why's she so vengeful though?
>>54565 Anon's tongue got stuck to her cheek in grade school, then he moved away.
>>54530 That's the Jiangshi I think, they're funny. Would bully
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>>54553 Honestly that's hard to say, I think I would but I'd feel immense guilt for it.
>>54569 also vamps. sesame street is lore accurate
>>54540 >cums inside >"wtf auntie! how could you get pregnant?" It seems that anon isn't very smart
>>54533 i enjoy this. The idea of a young Pyrow asking her Balrog big sis (who was smitten in love) about how to be a good friend and then guided into a gyarudere (gyaru yandere) mode. >She bumps into you in the hallway <"Hey anoncchi! Why are there movers at your house?" >"Oh, my family is moving...I-uh?" >her face is a contorted in weird ways, between anger, sadness, wanting, and a general sense of contemplation. >She then snaps to a faux crying, acting almost a bit too emotional <"wehhh! Don't leave!" I dont have the energy to finish this but basically she rapes anoncchi
>>54574 Too bad she didn't ask for the much wiser advice of Miss Ushi. >RAPE NOW >RAPE LATER >ALWAYS >BE >RAPING
>>54571 It's all vampires?
>>54576 just the autistic ones (it's all vampires)
>anon discovers an injured bat in his back yard >the poor creature is too exhausted to fly away, so he decides to nurse it back to health >he's a little alarmed when he looks it up and finds that it's a vampire bat >but eventually he decides to care for it anyway >he puts a little of his blood into a dish (don't want to risk catching a disease from bites), and the little fluffball eagerly laps it up >he'll probably need a cage, to stop it from biting him while he sleeps <miss vampire is having a very bad week <she transformed into a bat to escape from that accursed dhampir, but her magic ran out and she can't transform back <and now a commoner is keeping her as a pet, not even aware that he stands in the presence of nobility <at least his blood is slowly restoring her strength <but the amount he gives her is so small, it could take months to recover <if she could just get at him while he sleeps, she would have all the energy she needs, but the blasted human puts her in a cage every night <he will answer for that when she regains her true form
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>>54578 malnourished vamps are for tenderness
>>54578 This is cute. You should feel good about yourself.
>>54553 No, I estimate that my family is more important than my life
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Well it's time to go to bed, have a good night friends and be blessed with comfy and sexy dreams with your auntster of choice
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>>54582 Cheshaunt
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>>54582 Good night And thank you
Have you heard of the dyed slime who got a job at a burlesque establishment? She's a paint stripper!
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Anon's auntster invading his bed and her pajamas keeps mysteriously opening up
>>54587 need to be trapped between those tits while ms tanuki softly laughs and makes vicious business deals over the phone
>>54590 What if she demands you motorboat them during the calls so she can ASSERT DOMINANCE over that bitch Miss Deem?
>>54591 >vicious phonecall battle where ms deem seethes and revs the engine of her thunderharpyfirephoenix to drown out the sounds of sloppy raspberry noises
>>54589 I'm pretty sure that monsters buy faulty pajamas on purpose
>>54591 Let her try, my head is already between Miss Deem's legs >Two "evil" monsters on the phone trying to outmastermind each other while cumming themselves stupid at the same time It's like business beer pong.
>>54589 Give her your hoodie. She probably wanted it anyway.
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>>54593 it's just your imagination
>>54595 >my head is already between Miss Deem's legs Eating out your deem boss while she's working is against the rules
>>54578 >Save and a feed a vampire >She a ungrateful cunt who want to punish him Anon should have let the local cats take care of her.
>>54601 >Eating out your deem boss while she's working is a job requirement. It's in the contract.
>>54602 Vampires are skilled in a deep variety of tsuntsun. >>54605 Jinko, because they're the least catlike.
>>54574 Honestly, pyrow snapping from her usual "casual smiling airheaded gal" attitude to "quiet wide-eyed psycho" at a drop of the hat would be a one hell of a mood whiplash. But also no one would ever believe you if you said that this sweet, slightly sluttly-looking girl, who's more interested in funny videos, games and Pocky sticks than anything even remotely serious, actually pinned you against the wall and whispered how absolutely no one will ever take you from her and that if she ever saw you being friendly with any other girl she just might take it very personally, all while staring at you with that "please blink already it's unsettling" crazy stare.
>doing dishes >see whitehorn butt next to you >scratch it >go to the living room to start a fire in the stove >loading in the tinder >bumped by whitehorn butt
>>54602 She will punish him by forcing him to be her gaming buddy while she freeloads at his house.
>>54613 >You will never be a vampire's servant, forced foreverially to bring her Doritos and crisp Mountain (You)
Which mamono would be snobbish and autistic enough to genuinely complain about characters being unrealistic in hentai doujins?
>>54615 >come to your vamp with homemade miniature hotte pockettes and an ice cold bottle of dr. raper >kneel before her and present them >let her wash them down with the lifeblood from your wrist >rub her feet >eat her out until you can hear every breath in and out and feel the trembling in her cool, cool thighs >have her cooing for you to stake her with your virile, throbbing, hot-headed human m-majesty >leave
>>54616 phantoms, when the characters are actually being unrealistic. There are a bunch of likely vocal virgins who don't know what realism looks like. >>54617 The proper way to handle a vampire.
>>54619 >phantom and anon talking about how much they don't like ___deres and dumb will-they-won't-they tropes >"If I was in that situation, I would have gone for the kiss right then and there." >"EXACTLY, EVERYTHING WAS LEADING UP TO THAT!" >anon and phantom look at each other... >"Want to rewrite it?"
>>54601 Aaaand this is why Miss Anubis in HR is single.
>>54604 >favourite cat subspecies For me, the answer has to be the Cheshire. BUT! All kots are good. I would even a cait sith, honestly. I really, really like kots.
>>54637 Have you ever thought that maybe she's fine being single.
>>54640 Have you ever thought that Miss Anubis needs to cut loose on that weird programmer Anon by riding him cowgirl for 12 hours straight?
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A warm cup of green tea from a hebi would be an excellent start of a cold saturaday morning
>>54646 Would be great but I feel like a nekomata would make better blend of herbs and tea
>>54647 I dunno, nekomata spend half their time as cats (sleeping, eating out of garbage cans, etc.), while hebis all live in Miss Ryu's shrine. And we all know that lonely weirdo spends all her time making thunderstorms and shlicking to trashy romance novels, so Hebis have nothing to do but drink tea and do laundry.
>>54648 But a nekomata spend more time outside, taste different blend on the field, alway looking for the next catnip like plant. They also know how to get the good stuff, legally or not
>>54641 Good heavens, no! She should at least rotate between regular and reverse every 2 hours
>>54650 Any nekomata can't make tea... all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
>>54651 I don't like reverse cowgirl, though. I like to see the woman's face! And her boobies. It'd be neat, I think, to see someone enjoying sex with me. And maybe whispering stuff in my ear. I dunno. Plus, not really a butt guy, and I don't want a dog's tail wagging in my face during sexy times.
>>54647 I would rather not having cat fur in my tea
>>54652 Are you kidding, they're proud neko, cultivating Zipangu traditions and they even manage several temples. They're not your average kot >>54654 I'm sure they're something that prevent that. They're too many mamonos that couldn't cook otherwise, like kiki for example.
>>54652 >be bisexual What are you implying anon?
>>54653 >anubis sex >but doesn't like butt does not compute
>>54657 Yeah, my big sexual fantasy is a woman wanting to have sex with me. And butts don't have faces!
>>54655 It's all fun and games until your hellhound starts molting.
>>54659 Hellhounds have scales?
>>54659 >>54661 Anon probably meant shedding.
>>54662 >Sally's disguise is holding! >"fu fu fu..."
>>54664 Poorly disguised mamono and anons who knew from the beginning but don't care make for a good TV show.
MY TV show idea: >Typical High School post portals >Bunch of new mamono students >But they're all HAGS, and just claiming to be high school age >Season after season after season of overripe mamono flesh poured into high school girl clothes >And SHENANIGANS ensue >SEXUAL ones >Also non-sexual ones, because none of these women have more than a passing familiarity with modernity or earth history or whatnot >You DO NOT want to miss the episode where Miss Balrog gets her learner's permit.
>>54666 Plottwist: They ARE highschool age mamono, but the've been transformed by an aging potion to look like hags.
>>54668 Noooooooooooooooooooo! I need hags, Anon. I'm a hagaholic. Please do not try to take my hags!
>>54669 Fine. On the second season the now senior "hags have to compete against youthful looking mamono, who are in actuality gigahags aged down with a potion. Happy now?
>>54670 yes thank you. There can be non-hags, too, I just really want hags to dress young and have their well-developed bodies stand out.
>>54666 just like how movies and tv shows in the 00s used to have adults play teens
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>>54666 it was really heartwarming following former cat bandits progress in learning how to read, getting stable employment and overcoming her verbal tics
>>54673 You get it! But ramped up even more! I don't want 20-somethings and 30-somethings playing teens. I want the mamono equivalent of Christina Hendricks trying to squeeze into a plaid skirt and white blouse. And ideally have to walk through a sprinkler system to get to class...
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consider the lamia-amazon-apothecary
>>54674 Reminds me of that one chinese alcoholism ad.
>>54677 >Amazon Interest suddenly lost.
>>54682 OK, Barnes and Noble, then!
>>54682 This isn't an airport anon, you don't need to announce your departure.
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What girl would ruin you? For me I'm always thinking about shogs and flayers
>>54685 nah, id ruin them
>>54686 mutually assured ruination
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>>54685 A Shog would definitely fix me, specially my health
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>>54686 Good luck beating a cute Eldritch horror >>54688 Sorry your health is bad anon, but yeah shogs are great gals. Peak gals
>>54685 that's shogs and dark angels job description
>>54685 Any girl that is sweet and supportive, and frequently proclaims her love. Bonus if she could actually save me from my shitty irl situation. It could be any girl that isn't on my dealbreaker list. But I think I'd be happiest with a Holstaur or a Kiki. Maybe an Automaton...
>>54677 Imagine how tight an amazon lamia could squeeze you.
>>54692 Hopefully not too tight! I might pee!
>>54692 anaconda hugs
>>54685 Gloombugs. The aphrodisiac + clingy combo is too strong to defend against. She can kiss and bite mark me until i'm a quivering mess begging for the next dose.
>>54683 I've always been a Borders guy, even if I can't see them when I'm in the air on my wife. >>54684 It's what the cool kids do though. Deuces, you! Anon out!
>>54696 Tell me about your wife. She flies, yes?
>>54685 What does that mean "ruin you"?
>>54697 None of my favorite monsters fly, I just wanted to make an Ace Combat joke. I'd be okay with a chill dragon or something though.
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>>54699 WURM CONFIRMED FOR BEST GIRL
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>>54699 Just gotta learn.
>>54698 I think he meant mindbreak
>>54700 Why is she FAT
>>54703 lots of rocks and alcohol
>>54703 Cant cut the sedimentary rocks
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>>54703 too many nuclear fuel rods
>>54707 uranium has a lot of calories
>>54702 How could that be a good thing?
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>>54703 The best monsters are always fat
>>54709 sometimes a monster has to factory reset faulty anons
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>>54685 Salamander and Anubis lolis. Morally
>>54553 After tonight's mess, I was wrong. I will take the portal, they're much here for me.
>>54553 As long as I could bring my dog with me (I don't trust anyone else to take care of my pooch), yes, in a heartbeat. Then once I find my waifu, we can start a new family that isn't filled with gossipy backstabbers.
>>54708 This can be confirmed by just looking at Godzilla's fat belly and chubby thighs
>>54715 They're not*
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I need a big dumb wife to fawn over and used as a weighted blanket.
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>>54722 You can simply ask your auntie to do that
>>54723 >big titty milf >no pubic hair Immersion ruined
>>54723 Do you think it would be considered abuse by the MGC law if you buy a weighted blanked instead of using your auntster?
>>54726 if it's an ittan momen you're good
>>54723 No, I plan on on meeting my wife in a random dungeon encounter NOT at a family reunion.
>>54728 with thanksgiving at grandma echidnas you can do both
>>54728 >meeting your wife at a family reunion That sounds so wrong and twisted, it makes me hard as diamonds
in the post-portal MGE world I imagine that age of consent would be a highly debated subject. Old human thinking vs. mamono's certain familial proclivities (e.g. My aunt slips into my racecar bed everynight?!) would clash. I'd like to think that there is no age of consent but rather age of able-bodied intercourse. So you could be married to your aunt fox but its illegal to bed her until you grow up healthy and strong.
>>54731 Despite the whole thread's obsession with aunts and older women, mamono don't attack children. As mana is tied to sex, there is nothing for them to get.
>>54732 that still leaves you at the age of puberty, which is a couple years short of 18. Or is it like a fruit, where it must ripen before it has anything to bear?
>>54733 >Or is it like a fruit, where it must ripen before it has anything to bear? I would imagine it's this, as I figure monster girls would still abhor those humans that defile the truly innocent.
>>54733 There isn't much of a defined prescription beyond that, and i doubt KC would be consistent about it, but in profiles monstergirls are said to look for men, so i imagine they need a certain level of maturity. >>54734 That's a good way to see it.
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>>54732 They don't attack children, they lure them to do it themselves
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>>54736 Ok, to be fair everyone looks like a child compared to HER.
>>54736 Oh no! I'm easily excited by hot women! my only weakness!
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>>54736 And I must say that it's extremely effective
>>54732 i could still see kidnapping and arranged marriages being viable. even if they aren't currently suitable, securing a mate for later is still a viable strategy.
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>>54732 >there is nothing for them to get Filling that maternal instinct, first playing pretend until she eventually gets pregnant by her beloved child
>>54737 Anyways I will make her give birth to my children
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>>54745 How early is too early to call dibs on a husband? There are only so many boyim to go around
>>54750 4 generations in advance (reincarnation exceptions are permitted)
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>>54728 Well, one of your older relatives you see on your family reunions can give birth to your baby without becoming your wife so it's fine
Offhand, does anyone remember the cutoff date for submitting a story to this year's contest?
>>54757 dec 31/jan 1 ish?
>>54750 The limited number of boys is exactly why you need to get in early. Sex with an eight year old boy is bad even by monster standards, but reserving that dick before he's born? A-OK. <"Hey kid, you're 13 now. Means you're mine per the contract." >"But I didn't sign--" <"Your dad did." >"But he can't--" <"Can and did. If he left his porn where you would find it like he was supposed to, you should be into breasts like mine. How'd you like your first titfuck on your birthday?" >"...Okay."
>>54760 >Family took you to the "Cat Shelter" to get a cat when you were just a little kid >Pick out the biggest cat there >Name her Fluffy because she is suuuuuuuper fluffy >A decade later she turns into a catgirl and rapes you >Still goes by Fluffy even as a catgirl
>>54753 >family reunion >surrounded by auntsters, you grandma's sisters and other hags from other sides of the family >2 days of intense skinship >1 years later in the next family reunion >they are all with a baby in their arms Being the only male in your monster family can be hard
>>54762 >your monster family Jesus, more like your MOMster family, Captain Hornypants.
>>54757 January 1st. It wasn't said what hour it ends though.
>>54762 That's one way to fight the birthrates decline
>>54761 Well, she IS still fluffy. >TFW no giant Maine Coon nekomata wife
>>54766 I would cuddle a kotwife SO HARD.
IN AMERICA, THE TIME OF CATS IS NOT YET OVER.
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DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I NEED TO BE HEAVILY MEDI-CATTED!
>>54758 >>54764 That's fair, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't halfway through December like I was initially thinking. I might be able to actually get this thing finished, edited, and submitted while updating the CYOA in a timely manner.
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It's Koturday night. Time for batkots.
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>>54775 Batcat weak in human hands
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batkots are cute kots.
>>54745 >>54747 I have also been thinking about a certain type of fox woman. Not necessarily cannon (Inari; their tails are proportional to the amount of mana not their age it seems) but the type of yokai fox woman that lives a very long life. In the case that her husband dies, I only imagine they prereserve his reincarnate body. The relationship does change, since she will have to nurse him motherly until 'maturation' or perhaps she swill nurse him with a very wife-husband style but still with a bit of a motherly power to it.
>>54776 Human weak in bartcat paws
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>>54775 i'm more of a batcat guy but catbat has it going on too
>>54777 True >>54780 Also true but you just have to pet her first
>>54762 That sounds like a lot of mouths to feed Quite an economic burden on your family
>>54783 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BAT KAT PETS YOU!
>>54786 No cats pet you everywhere. Cats are cats, they dont follow any rules they do whatever the fuck they want. And if they want to pet you, they will pet you
>>54788 Sad.
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>>54646 >hit with insomnia >stress, bad memories, workload, family issues, the works >tried alcohol, exercise, aromatherapy, and reading books by candlelight an hour before bed (what a crock) to no avail >even sleeping at your hebi friend's house didn't help >but how nice of her to offer >her next offer is an herbal tincture she'd been working on just for you >she'd even been doing research before you told her about the insomnia >she'll give it to you, but you have to give her permission to do what's necessary in case something goes wrong >for instance she'd need to carry you somewhere in case you weren't waking up, or you'd need your shirt unbuttoned if it looked like you were getting a fever >of course that sounds reasonable, you have your pride but safety comes first >she must have put a lot of herself into it, the way she watches you so intensely as you drink it >the last thing you remember is her soft serpentine voice reading one of those books aloud beside her bed >she didn't mention where she was going to sleep, but it's a big house with lots of spare rooms, each of them with different colored pretty paint, she'll probably take one of them >anyway either the tincture worked or the key was having someone else read to you >oh, you do remember having a bad dream at one point, you were being attacked in your childhood house that was on fire, but then all the scary stuff went away when this giant muscly tree root from a guardian tree coiled around your body and defended you from the flames, and your dog came and licked your cheek too (as he does) >dreams are so weird >you woke up later covered in what must have been sticky sweat from the fever nightmare >hebi has sensed your awakening through vibrations in the bed >she slithers in with a breakfast platter of comfort foods and hot tea >quickly picks a scale of dandruff off your head and smiles >yikes that was kinda big, but she's so unjudgemental, it really is easy to be around her >and you feel amazing. how can you repay her? >she rejects all notions of it, saying she's "just happy to be in your life." >wow, that'll get a little color on the cheeks for sure >hebi will give you all the time and space you need and has already prepared ten more batches of her stuff >you'll have to tell mom and dad you'll be gone for a few days, if they care. >hebi says to just say you'll be at "a friend's" house >smart, will probably sleep better knowing they can't just barge in where you are and do their usual >she also knows when they typically enter and exit the house on a weekly routine so she'll just slither in at a good time to get your stuff >is this what it's like to have someone competent and resourceful around? >honestly consider giving her a hug or a kiss on the cheek, but that might make her uncomfortable. suddenly, you really don't want to threaten your friendship >just smile at her while you nibble on the bacon she had hilariously cut into forked tongue shapes
>>54793 So how does hebi afford this big house all by herself?
>>54794 her parents moved to makai and left behind their estate for little miss hebi to start her own family in and property taxes only exist in Order states
>>54795 forgive me, Order and desert* states. you know how they can get over there
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>>54797 Taxation is theft, and with these prices, you too are practically stealing Honest Hanna's bargains...
>>54776 Sub Core is the best >ooh husband now I'm all tied up and there's NOTHING I can do if you decide to have your way with me >please be gentle~ <says the batcat while carefully restraining her movements as to not destroy the shibari with one accidental flex of her muscles
>>54800 Finaly, someone else that get me.
>>54799 Honest Hanna, your prices are too good to be ... Hey, that's my incense burner.
>learn shrinking magic, thinking it will let you get the better of miss manticore >you're rewarded with a surprised gasp and a momentary look of fear when she realizes she's suddenly the size of a fairy >but when you pick her up, her tail slips free and injects every drop of venom she has into your hand >it isn't enough to knock you out, but it is enough to paralyze you >your erection is larger than her entire body, but she isn't intimidated >she taunts you as she begins slowly working it over <"Silly wizard. If you're this easy when I'm shrunk, imagine what I'll do to you when your magic wears off."
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>>54802 Well, if you don't like the price she can add something "extra" to the mix
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>>54793 >honestly consider giving her a hug or a kiss on the cheek, but that might make her uncomfortable. suddenly, you really don't want to threaten your friendship Consider? Oh no you will give her kisses and hugs. And by the time you even knew the house will be filled with small white noodles.
>>54806 Stupid Danuki, I don't WEAR bikinis.
>>54808 >the house will be filled with small white noodles I know what you meant, but I'm suddenly imagining Anon and Miss Hebi in a house that mysteriously fills up with rice noodles and them needing to escape to avoid drowning in them.
>>54810 This is the type of retardation that makes monsters pop a blood vessel. Miss Danuki is going to be crying at the bad end bar wondering were she and society went wrong.
>>54812 Sigh. My goal with saying things like that would always to make a mamono SO CROSS that she must RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE until the cows come home. Bonus points if she is a spider cow WINK.
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Empress Druella? Queen Druella? Your majesty, Druella? Viceroy Druella? President Druella? Prime Minister Druella? Her serenity, Druella? Supreme leader, Druella? General Druella? Admiral Druella? Pope Druella? Khan Druella? So many titles. She will conquer this realm and ours until she has them all. Maybe even the ever illusive... MRS Druella?
>>54815 To quote the immortal lines of the System Shock 2 protagonist >Nah
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>>54811 >Miss Hebi in a house that mysteriously fills up with rice noodles Miss hebi accidently poured doppelganger potion instead of aphrodisiac into pho noddles .They can't stop multiplying.
>>54817 i'll have a hellhound take a doppleganger potion to make an "army of wan" joke, damn the consequences
>>54815 her tail spade armor is proof she is not yet ready for intimacy
>>54817 >put doppelganger potion in hebi's coffee >watch them fight
>>54820 oiled up snake wrasslin
>>54820 This is VERY illegal. >>54821 But I would allow it if you followed it up with this.
>>54820 >watch them fight That doesn't really work since Doppel Potions creates a "consciousness split into two bodies" scenarios, meaning it's still only one shirohebi, who is now commanding double the blue fire. The only thing fighting here is anon fighting for life.
>>54824 What if I give my hebi wife the sad puppy eyes? Then would she and doppelhebi fight for me?
what events would you watch at the wurmlympics? i'm there for the wrestling, long jump and drinking competitions
>>54826 SYNCHRONIZED TUNNELING
>>54827 it is impressive but i'm not sure how well it does as a spectator sport. do they have little cameras on them?
>>54828 I imagine they tunnel through transparent gel in a big pool made out of something Wurmproof like Mime Walls
manti manti manti in my head manti manti manti in my dream manti manti manti in my bed manti manti manti in the rape dungeon
>>54831 >Anon hopes his manti chant gets him a manticore soon >One morning he wakes up next to a Mantis girl >thisisalsookay
>>54825 be careful what you wish for it might trigger her maternal instinct and every doppelhebi is going to form a ball around you
>>54833 when a snake does it it's a mating ball
>>54833 Okay, did you mean for that to sound bad somehow, because you FAILED.
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>>54828 OK, there's LOTS of ways to get a good view! >Cameras You can't put cameras on the wurms because it could impact their movements, BUT you can put drone cameras all over the place >Magic Mamono magic can just make the ground clear, either directly or for purposes of cameras or some other visualization >Ground penetrating radar Best part about this method is the wurms always come out nice and tan! Also, can you imagine how chiselled (pun intended) two wurms would have to be in order to pull this event off? Really makes you think...
>>54831 >The rape dungeon is just full of canola oil for cookin' and wrasslin' >Sad_kuu_noises.mantis
>>54826 I'm mostly there for the kaiju battles.
>>54841 Raiju battles? What're they gonna do, competitive headpats?
>>54842 They generate static electricity by rubbing their feet on carpet and then shock each other. First to cum wins.
>>54832 Just have to repeat the ritual until I summon a real manticore
>>54844 Anon and the Mantis Women >He has conquered the whole world >But one mofu-addled man needs more than just the world!
>>54845 Fighting an army of mantis women? I've done this test before...
>>54845 a mantis with some cat ears is pretty close
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What if I kiss and then running away from a hebi as a joke?
>>54845 Mantis are cute but lack fluffy bits, petting chitine doesn't feel good
>>54847 Fake cat ears are an abomination
>>54850 OK, but hear me out, I'm an abomination.
>>54848 Why ask questions you already know the answer to?
>>54850 some of the best girls are abominations
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>>54850 I agree
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>>54856 They're really cute, maybe I should reread the profile
>>54856 I love how there is this culture formed around the lie that moths(and insects in general) feel attracted to light, when in reality it's just a bug in their flight system.
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>>54852 I don't know if hebis like pranks
>>54858 Hehe. A bug...
>>54860 Hehe. A bug...
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>>54861 you need not fear the advertisers here Anon.
>>54862 Well, I got it from 4chan. Plus, you can't just show bug nudity. It's LEWD!
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>>54863 >Plus, you can't just show bug nudity. It's LEWD! not my fault bugs are shameless harlots that does lewd things all the time!
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i hate Dragonia i hate Dragonia i hate Dragonia i ha-
>>54866 Words and actions are not aligned here, bucko.
>>54866 if dragons ever find out humanity's weakness its all over
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>>54870 just keep harping on about how much you love fluffy tails, then they wont catch on to the fact that humans are just weak to any tail in general.
>>54871 HER TIME HAS COME!
>>54870 Yes, let us all pray the dragons never learn how weak human men are against meek, attentive wives.
I'm going to walk into the dragon newt dormitory and say that dragons are kinda mid.
>>54881 >anon is asked politely yet firmly to leave
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>>54871 Human men are weak to big spades
>>54883 >Miss Mantis did not understand the assignment >Shows up to Anon's house with a bunch of gardening equipment >Turns out that Anon isn't really weak to spades, but he does appreciate help extracting his plants to keep through the winter.
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>>54881 >Anon walks into the entry lobby of the dragon newt dormitory, quickly turning his head downward as he notices the many hungry gazes that are already upon him. >he barely walks 10 steps before looking back to the doors that he walked through, only to find it completely obstructed by a dozen black-scaled dragon newts. >the newts blocking his escape slowly hunch down and approach, as if they're preparing to pounce on him. >the threatening display causes him to stumble backwards, right into the bosom of a giggling malef dragon. >he soon finds himself completely surrounded, malef arms hugged around his chest, and his own arms lodged firmly in pairs of dragon newt mammaries. >his lower half is soon exposed to the by now quite heated air filling the lobby as an uncountable mass of newts are pushing and shoving to get closer to his crotch, their tail swishing and wagging high in the air. >he remains paralyzed by fear(?), as several start climbing up to his face, kissing, licking, and even biting as they go. >he finally musters up the courage to fulfill his mission, as one of the newts start licking his cheek >"ᵈ⁻ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᵃʳᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ ᵐᶦᵈ..." and this kids, is why you dont walk into enemy territory. just shitpost about them on the internet, or get megaphone or something. you can do this to foxes though. it'll out work fine dude, trust me.
>>54866 Dragons are supposed to be rare monsters but Dragonia's diplomatic policies are making their population surge
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>>54866 Dragon rears are indeed quite tempting
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>>54886 they really could use a maid college branch there
>go on a date with a dragon >everything seems to go well, but instead of taking you back to her place she takes you to an abandoned industrial park outside of town >she seems nervous for some reason >"before we go any further, I have to ask you something..." >she transforms into her original form >"do you still think I'm beautiful?"
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>>54889 Tah-dah! I actually have an image that works for that! You're welcome.
>>54885 i wonder if jubjubs or dragonnewts are more like utahraptors
>>54891 They're the Toronto Raptors, idiot.
>>54883 I like big spades and I cannot lie. >>54889 What does >"Coooool!" Get me?
>>54888 >Maid academy branch in dragonia awesome, just imagine all those lizards in maid outfits daintily wielding brooms with their oversized claws
>>54885 Malef are too mean.
>>54889 I didn't consider that. It's maybe too much


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