Do mamono like onion rings?

Have sex with bugs or else

a monster would steal your burger. Right in front of you. Steal it just like that. Take a huge bite out of it and lick the crumbs off their fingers with a smirk. A hellhound would crudely suck the bbq sauce from her matted paw fur. It’s not just the usual offenders of beast girls either. Look away for one second and a birb swoops in. The undead yearn for such juicy meat. Even dragons would stoop to robbing you blind for but a taste of anons quarter pounder. Hands and paws off!

>>55974 Just give them some dick and they'll leave the borgers alone

>>55964 Mine is weird, every other post says my IP range was blocked for abuse and at a point I just stopped posting there. I was only really invested in posting when Dispatch was going on. Speaking of, I wonder which monsters would make for the best superheroes.

>>55974 no monster can match the cunning vixen when it comes to burg thievery, most monsters will quit once you've spotted them and indicated that you're ready to defend your burg, but the fox is relentless. they will continuously stalk you, make proposition after proposition, pounce whenever you so much as blink too slow. >>55975 this is an interesting strategy, it might just work, as foxes often try to force themselves unto their victims after displaying their dominance through burg pilfering.

>>55962 Imagine a harem of different colored big butt lolis lined up on all fours waiting for their turns to get fucked in the ass.

>>55973 SEX WITH BUGS?!?!?!?!

>>55976 Obviously Miss Ushi would be an amazing superhero.

>>55980 But shouldn't heroes be, you know, smarter..?

>>55978 Rainbow anal party

>>55981 Oh, I dunno... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEaTFKG4IHs

>>55981 Many Ushis are in fact gigantic NERDS, Anon.

>>55896 >lube goldboog okay you made me laugh so you get a reply

>>55982 Loli rainbow party sounds hot

>>55969 That it is.

eel

>>55988 I want to sneak up on Miss Ocelomeh and scritch them ears.

>>55989 Eels are SLUTS for a man with a hovercraft.

>>55924 >I don't understand. They made you suffer. They should suffer too. We could kill them all, and then it'll never happen again. >Oh. We could do that too. But... I don't know, I just don't think people can learn lessons without pain. Don't you agree? >Hm hm hmmm~. How did this get so dusty already?

Looking out, across the garden The taters wink a sleepless eye Hear his voice, shake my antennae Sweet seducing sighs Get mwee out, into the crop fields White fences won't hold me tonight If this fruit is just an appol Then let mwee take a bite If they say why (why?), why (why?) Tell them that it's greenworm nature Why (why?), why (why?), does he do mwee that way? If they say why (why?), why (why?) Tell them that it's greenworm nature Why (why?), why (why?), does he do mwee that way?

>>55991 Damn, now I need a hovercraft...

>>55938 >A Modest Proposal by Mad M. Hatter

>>55958 Mostly which ones you could get away with before WotC lawyers get up in your ass hence why they're gazers and mindflayers, which aren't trademarkable, as opposed to beholder and illithid

>>55442 There was one I read a few years ago about a freshly monsterized swim coach flayer going after a priest. It was pretty good but I can’t remember who wrote it or the title unfortunately.

>>55920 Kill yourself or go defend aislop with your discord buds back on 4chan.

>>55931 Since shogs can just sense when someone wants to employ them does that mean they’ll just appear in your room one day when you think about them? The DOTP can’t come fast enough.

No kiki maido, after a long week of work I won't bully you. It's time to spend 14 hours on league of legends.

>>56002 Anon please spend time with family

>>55998 most of that stuff is ogl, stuff like slaads, gith, modrons, drow, are licensed; if you can find it on the pathfinder srd, its fair game, which is why aboleths replaced mindflayers, and sometimes beholders

>>56003 >Anon attempts to get his family into League of Legends >His cousin is SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD at recognizing certain female characters, while being totally unable to recognize anyone else >Keeps asking if "Mei" and "D.Va" are in the game too

>>56001 Why settle for "one day" when you can fashion an altar to the beyond in your wine cellar and offer up sentimental tokens and pledges of humanity? You could have a shoggoth creeping in through the cracks by the end of the week.

>>55997 I would adapt it SWIFTLY.

>>56002 Imagine forcing shog to play 14 hours of competitive league of legends

>Soo, yoo've never haeld haends with a monster, eh? >Well, I've never haeld haends with a hyuman eider, don'tcha know. >Lookin' at yers, I'm thinkin' it can't be too bad. Heehee. >Oh don'tchu worry, I'll keep my mitt'ns on! Unlesss... yer one a' dose... >Oh, ya, you like to take life by da horns, do ya? Heehee. >...You'll be holdin' on to 'em fer dear life by- >Ha? Oh, just me mumblin' to myself. A girl can go a little crazy out here. You find things to pyass the time.

>>56009 I need my pyrow childhood friend to translate this one for me

>>56010 pyrows only know about ohio, not ontario

>>56011 Pyrows are smart, don't bully

>>56009 What kind of accent is that?

>>56012 pyrows cheated off of your tests and you were too distracted by freckled tits and thighs squished by short shorts to notice

>>56014 >pyrows cheated off of your tests The forbidden >female:cheating$ female:gyaru$ tags...

>>56013 midwest us (not pittsburgh or baltimore which have a unique accent) or canada

>>56016 >pittsburgh Is that where the Trolls and H'orcs are?

>>55949 Multiple arms for big hugs, what could go wrong?

Romants

Hebis are true love incarnate No one can love like a hebi

>>56020 can she teach me?

>>55981 Not really, everyone knows that getting a phd automatically turns you evil. It doesn't even have to be a science phd, even stuff like music or philosophy will turn you evil once people start calling you doctor.

>>56022 >Anon stares in horror at his can of Dr. Pepper "What have I done?" "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"

>>56021 of course she's more than happy to teach you about love