dogs!

Alright Anon, the portals opened, you met your waifu, and you're both in love. What are you going to do to make her laugh her ass off in this world for the first time? And I don't mean a giggle, I mean a full on, snorting gut busting laugh. The kind that makes her want to jump your bones again right then and there probably also again.

>Magekot >Warriorkot >Thiefkot Choose wisely

>>54901 >We're no strangers to looooove >You know the rules and so do I

>>54902 Berserkot that you must protect from enemies with your shield and hammer

>>54904 this is a love song to mamono, she'll feel the lyrics and you'll hear your hips shatter

>>54901 What a weird question. I'm not a funny man, she will disappointed.

>>54908 Will be* No a smart one either.

>>54824 well maybe but only one of them will be caffeinated, thus differentiating them into the alpha hebi prime and hebius minimus >>54885 hot...

>>54901 >to my hellhound wife have you ever had up dog? <"up dog? What's up dog?" nothin much how about you >a week straight of rape, i am as a dried husk, her fiery pubes strewn across my face. My whole being forced into sexual submission for my joke

>>54901 Is tickling allowed? I have no words with which to amuse, I'd be tongue-tied at the sight

Are malefs even tamable or it's just a little bit harder than classic flying lizard?

>>54913 What the hell do you mean tame? Do you need it to do tricks for you? Sit, shake, roll over? Need it to stop biting you? Too bad. Only animals get tamed, and you're the animal.

>>54914 A spiky flying lizard is closer to an animal than a human. Yes, follow orders, that's the idea.

>>54915 And what trivial order could you possibly think is worth her talents?

>>54916 Fly me over there Guard my enchanted artifacts Bring me a cup coffee Raid my rival's tower Dust the library Watch over that cursed monolith Let me ponder your orbs Throw that mana bomb at the royal wedding Use your firebreath to make grilled cheese You get the idea, stuff that I don't have time to deal with if I want to finish my evil spells and that an evil flying lizard is skilled enough to do

>>54900 ayyooo, that pussy is FIRE!

>>54918 >Y-you'd only need to tame me for a couple of those. If it were possible. >Why don't we do all the fun stuff, and then if I feel like it, I might bring US coffee later if you ask nicely.

>>54923 I can see a scenario like that, classic tsun versus tsun

>>54916 sear this barbecue pork loin

Going on dates with your bro, but not as real dates but just your bro helping you practice with its body until you find a real girlfriend, playing pretend. Hell if you are lucky you can also play pretend paternity if your bro is too fertile.

>>54927 I prefer a spontaneous date after an intense gaming session

>>54927 Just playing pretend

>>54929 An intense session of cave explorer after that

>>54930 The floral patern dress... the tail wrapped around his hand...

>>54901 >Imp wife >CONSTANTLY emphasize "imp" where it occurs in words, gradually going beyond the words themselves and just putting IMP places you can still figure it out <IMPressive <IMPending <IMPortant <IMPounded <IMPlement <IMPcetera She's either gonna love it or hate it. Probably depending on her mood at the moment!

>>54914 NTA, and I didn't need her to do tricks, but honestly a malef who seems totally normal EXCEPT she is perfectly obedient about doing >Sit >Shake >Roll over And such would be SUPER cute.

>bogie's gloved hands look like they are covered in blood because of mana concentrating in them Butt why tho Big clown is already scary as it is, no need to make her look like she just finished doing heart surgery with her bare hands My boner is confused

>>54901 I will ask "based on what" every time my pyrow gf will describe something as "based" She will probably just rape me into compliance, though

Why do they have large ears

>>54938 's cute

>>54938 detecting and attracting mates

Were I captured by an Amazoness, I'm sure I'd fawn over her and quickly end up really clingy. I could see her feel odd about it even if she really enjoyed it.

the cool part about pissing off a malef is when you're being pursued through the narrow stone corridors of the city by a mob of dragonewts stumbling over each other to have a chance to get at you

Here's a fun fact about manticores. They know over 1000 ways to rape you. This is because manticores are not just seriously strong, frighteningly fast and really ruthless, but they are also highly cunning. A manticore could out-think you six ways from Sunday. Their intelligence far outstrips yours and most monsters. Really, they are nature's perfect lover.

>go to sleep with your demon wife >wake up with her tail spade in your mouth

>>54943 Such terrifying intellect.

>>54938 So they can hear what's wrong with a machine without having to open it up.

>>54945 Orange cat behavior

>>54947 Manticores confirmed for loving lasagna and hating Mondays.

>>54948 >Manticores confirmed for loving lasagna Checks out.

>>54943 And I have a thousand more idea on how to reverse reverse rape her. The batcat can't beat the human spirit.

>>54945 She's very cute. She's so smart that she's adapted her hunting method to lure in some unsuspecting anon who will help her out. It is self selecting a kind mate who loves big paws and manticores. Frighteningly intelligent. >>54950 So she just gets 2000 sex. Manticore so intelligent.

>>54950 oh see i only had like 2 or 3 ideas for that

>>54951 Yes but I'm on top 99,9% of the time so it's a human win.

>>54952 It starts small but the more you obsess over her, the more creative you get.

>Left - batcat >Right - the human spirit

>Left : apex predator >Right : weak human hands

>>54955 i will dump my human spirit in the appropriate orifices

Man. Tea. Core.

>>54958 How nice of her.

>>54959 Maidcore/subcore are extremely hot.

>>54958 please dear god I need a hatter core tagteam.

>>54957 Eating out the core! Especially her tail!

>>54961 a manticore with a tiny hat would be too powerful

>>54962 Don't use the spoon

>>54963 only danukis are allowed to wear the little hats

>>54960 >Maids are extremely hot ftfy

>>54966 That's not wrong but some species make for hotter than hot maid

>>54967 it's a force multiplier. like nun

>>54967 Of course. But I still stand by my assertion that maids are extremely hot. Every single one.of the many maid academy graduates are FAR more attractive than their wild counterparts. It's a fact

>>54931 Gonna nutty in her putty, that's for sure

which will you kiss? which do you risk making jealous?

>>54972 "unzips dick" who wants the kiss now?

>>54972 <hehe anon, from now on you may only make out with my tail, that's all you're good for >5 minutes later <w-wait, you never kissed me like that!

>>54972 >>54974 Would go on a Manticore in reverse. Her tail only for kisses, her mouth only for blowjobs.

>>54974 >"gmmph hmmmh opffh mhhh!"(get this thing off of me!)

>>54974 >>54972 >Yancore created by anon looking at her tail too much

>>54976 Reminds me of that one scene in The Thing (2011) when a thing latches onto dude's mouth and starts pumping something down his throat

>>54972 The tail on my dick The most romantic kiss on her mouth

>>54959 Jolly cooperation...

whats the current street price for a tail brushing session? i dont wanna get fleeced by some smug low-level mofukuza boss.

If you have a malef wife you will have to endure her LONG rants about why SHE should be the Demon Lord and how she would do a better job. Be careful what you say, you don't want to trigger her dramatic monologues. Or maybe you do, she does have a nice voice after all.

>>54982 Meanwhile the dragon zombie who actually was the Demon Lord pretends not to remember any of it because she absolutely did not do a better job.

>>54949 How many of these has this artist made? I know about the demon one, but that's it.

>>54969 I agree

Does your waifu carry, and if so, what does she prefer? Did she switch from martial weapons to firearms after crossing the portals, or does she still lug that demon silver sword around? Pic semi-related, since I can't find my damn hellhound/kobold/ww1 picture. Mod can delete it if he wants to.

>>54981 What makes you think you are important enough to get fleeced by the mofukuza boss herself? At best you'll get a high ranking goon.

beeg hebis more to love

>>54935 She will never understand why I call her Inuyasha.

Big monster > small monster Big manticore > small manticore Big snake > small snake Big fairy > small fairy im comparing size. all monsters are cute.

>>54984 Yeah, only those two.

>>54944 >Give it a little kiss >Shove it into her mouth >Demon wife wakes up with her own tail and your dick in her mouth >>54946 But how do they fix it without opening it up anyway? Nature is silly sometimes. >>54982 >she does have a nice voice after all. And now I'm imagining malef ASMR. I would listen to "3 Hours of Dragon Speeches to Fall Asleep to (Slumber and Submission Guaranteed)"

I feel like pyrow would casually make kiki go feral and try to throttle her just by being, well, pyrow Or maybe there could be some unlikely friendship brewing that I can't see

>>54997 because pyrow's so unladylike? chews gum? scratches her butt in front of anon. is on her phone constantly and not paying anon attention? doesn't shower?

>>54998 Spreading glitter on the upholstery

>>54999 Glittery cosmetics makes kiki sneeze while sweeping it up.

>>54998 Because pyrow is straightforward to the point of being crass, loud, unrepentantly airheaded and lazy, eats junk food, plays videogames, calls people nerds and pops bubblegum very loudly, and dresses in slutty clothes, the very idea of being prim and proper is completely alien to her.

>>54995 Fatten up your circle of monster friends

>>55001 Ideal wife. Deserves worship. Would lick the sweat off her tummy and bring her energy drinks.

>>54999 'tis sabotage, that's what it is. And pyrow's perfume is probably too sweet and strong for kiki's nose too. This made me think of a squad of kiki maids-in-training chasing off a flock of pyrows away from the gates of Maid Academy.

>>55003 Nyo, anon is getting gyaru'd...

>>55005 A pyrow can bully me in ways that Kiki simply cannot. I want to be forced into her stuffy hoody and made to huff her sweaty cleavage and lingering scent of prisoner fruit vape while she abuses my dick with her thick thighs and pussy.

Kiki and Pyrow would be a great comedic duo. Plus you can't dismiss the idea of them actually being friends and trying to help each other get a husband by giving each other advice on how to woo their chosen target. So you'd end up with kiki trying to talk in slang and act slutty after downing like five energy drinks while pyrow is trying to make a proper breakfast ("Dude, I, like, made omelette it's lit af come on and eat it") and walk around in a skirt that is longer that six inches.

>>54986 For a dragon knight the sword is mostly ceremonial, but there is a practical reason for it. When she transforms her armor transforms with her, and the sword ends up hanging next to the saddle so her rider can draw it quickly if he loses his lance. A dragon knight will leave the sword at home when she's not in uniform, but wearing the armor without the sword would symbolize that she only cares about protecting herself and not her rider.

>>54999 >Glitter I've never worked in cleaning and that still made my blood pressure spike. Rape correction is needed, she's going to stick to neon colors like a respectable young gyaru, no glitter in this house (because we'll never get rid of it).

>>55009 >Rape correction is needed And just like that, pyrow claims her victim.

>>55010 >Victim You mean best friend? Her Odd Couple relationship with my maid wife is still cute.

>>55007 Kiki gives Pyrow a seventeen-hour course on etiquette and Pyrow teaches Kiki how to swear and gets her to wear something that isn't a floor-length skirt.

How do you guys feel about monster supremacists? Think they're right or wrong? Too edgy? Would you submit yourself to one? It's something I feel a bit torn on myself

>>55012 >something that isn't a floor-length skirt. I'm not sure I like that. How about a compromise: Kiki keeps wearing a floor length skirt, but it's sheer. Maybe with an ass/crotch window instead. And some groping cutouts. I'd really like to see a maid adapt the lewd into the conservative.

>>54986 My wife would ideally not need a gun because she's strong. I guess she could mimic one though

>>55012 Pyrow reawakens Kiki's Slav genes and she starts wearing a tracksuit.

>>55013 I have very mixed-feelings about it myself, mostly because the concept of "Superior species looks down on humans for being violent/barbaric/whatever" is just such a lazy cliche that's been done over and over again. (God knows i wouldn't want to ever be with a mamono like that.) It can be done with the right amount of nuance, however; Magus Anon's "Blue Queen" story has a malef who was explicitly said to be a mamono supremacist, and that character actually worked quite well because: 1. The story was quite up front about the fact that she was a colossal asshole and consistently acted like a colossal asshole. 2. It was specifically noted that her attitude was by far in the minority and that most mamono didn't think like her at all.

>>54982 The evil sorcerer doesn't concern himself with the malef's rant and ponder, meticulously, with passion, and a dash of greed the malef's orbs

>>55013 I hate them. It's the other face of the ugly coin. Them being a little better than a gruesome theology doesn't make them good. A necessary evil and even that I'm not sure.

>>54986 >Cheshire A dagger and mr73 scoped revolver >Kiki A good old AKM modded with passion >Bunyip A silenced P90 >Manticore A automatic shotgun she made from scratch

>>55013 They are objectively correct. I welcome our new overlords.

>>55020 I personally feel that a Kiki would go for something along the lines of a double-barreled shotgun; you know, in order to keep Master safe from any burglars.

>>55013 Define "supremacists"; smug cunts that flaunt their superiority over humans are too annoying. >>55017 >the concept of "Superior species looks down on humans for being violent/barbaric/whatever" is just such a lazy cliche that's been done over and over again. I agree. An alternative is one that does like humans, but doesn't believe they can govern themselves, which can still come off as condescending.

>>55013 It's a tough stance to make sympathetic. Ultimately, they'd basically be correct and have a justified viewpoint, but presenting that to their inferiors in ways that doesn't inspire resentment gets rough. I don't think I could handle one who was anymore patronizing than an average man might be to a woman in the 80s is a hard pass. I'd dislike it in an individual, but it's also put me off of a few species as well.

>>55003 Imagine anon getting claimed by the Alp that always hangs around with Pyrows but anon couldn't tell the difference because the Alp was sexier than the friends

>>55025 is she sweaty? if so would lick.

>>55022 I almost gave the double barrel (sawed-off obviously) to the manticore but I thought that something more punchy would be useful in the air. Feels like a kiki to distingué if you will to use something that can't put a burglar down without a precise shot and that wouldn't destroy the surrounding furniture

>>55025 Alprows are fine too

>>55024 >I'd dislike it in an individual, but it's also put me off of a few species as well. Personally I headcanon a village/tribe/clan... Of those species without the supremacist ideas

>>55018 >walk up to the shortstack dragon in the middle of her villain speech >pick her up and shove your face into her tits >miss dragon trails off, unsure how to deal with this >pull her away from your face "I didn't say stop" >shove your face back into her tits while vaguely listening to her villain speech

>>55012 >Kiki gives Pyrow a seventeen-hour course on etiquette >Pyrow cracks open a can of energy drink, pours it into a cup and sips it with her pinky outstretched >Tries to do a curtsy, almost fumbles it >"Good morning!.. Like, for real." >Actually keeps her hoodie (almost) zipped up, even though its clearly uncomfortable >Desperately tries to keep her poise when walking instead of doing the usual relaxed sauntering >Looks immensely proud of herself for using knife and fork to eat her homemade sandwich >By the end of the day she's practically twitching with excitement like a dog who did a new trick and expects to be rewarded

>>55027 Oh, I hadn't thought of that, you make a very good point.

>>55025 Meanwhile another Anon gets claimed by one of the Pyrows that he thought was an Alp, but was just the most tomboyish in the group.

>>54986 Ocelomeh carries two of the greatest handguns ever made. 12 shots.

>>55012 >Pyrow teaches Kiki how to swear I feel like kikis would be perfectly capable of swearing, but they specifically choose not to because they are just nice, kind girls. More likely Pyrow would try and make Kiki wear lots of makeup and just be more direct in her seduction, even if it would, in all likelihood, end with Kiki saying shit like >You are cordially invited to fuck my ass, master. And thinking she's a master temptress because she's wearing a skirt that exposes her shins. But then again, who knows? Maybe Pyrow would channel her energy in a more focused manner and dress Kiki up as a goth maid, with black lipstick and dyed hair/feathers.

>>55025 Alp that managed to outslut pyrows? I'm scared but also aroused by this idea.

>>55001 Would play videogames with a loli Pyrow and fuck her after

>>55013 they are right but there's no need to force it

>>55029 And thank goodness the encyclopedia is perfectly fine with you doing that. But on the balance? Blegh.

>>55030 I imagined a hakutaku history facts YouTube channel earlier. It's basically just this, complete with muffled audio for maximum boob dive effect. >>55036 >You are cordially invited to fuck my ass, master. Are we pretending that wouldn't get us going? Because I'm not turning down that cordial invitation. >>55037 I, too, have a desire to know more. It shouldn't be out of the question or anything though.

>>55040 Yeah but it still feels silly when I do it with something like a malef, need to complicate things with taming and such

>>55042 Y'know, I don't mind the way malefs apply their superiority. Amazons aren't actually that far off, but somehow I'm able to interpret the malef's version playing out as a kind of chuuni chivalry. It's at least below the threshold of being outright distasteful.

its sweater season Anons, try not to get napped!

>>55020 >Gives the meme cat a dagger and a revolver We must be on the same wavelength. You might like the writing contest this year.

>>55041 >Are we pretending that wouldn't get us going? W-well, it would be just plain rude to decline such an invitation, and I wouldn't want to make my maid sad...

>>55037 Alps are one of the smartest monsters and have a huge advantage knowing what a man wants, I'm sure they can outslut by far any Pyrows

>>55008 but consider dragon with a machinegun or better yet, dragon with a GAU-8

>>55053 >dragon with a GAU-8 Okay, NOW we're talking. Her power will still pale in comparison to a greenworm with a mouth full of watermelon seeds. I'm also now imagining an image of a million spent artillery casings lying on the beach during WWII, but with watermelon rinds instead.

remember to keep the streets clean.

>>55053 >"...so my brother married a gremlin and she just decided to start building these for us"

>>55057 Let's not pretend like any of us wouldn't take a whole lim bin home.

>>55059 you fool. the moment you touch the lim bin, it'll pull you in. you will live out the rest of your days as lim food.

>>55057 I'm going dumpster diving. Good thing I wore my heart print boxers today.

>>55061 what kind of lim are you hoping to take home?

>>55060 Nah, i'd win.

>>55062 A mommy mode one that loves a quiet, minimally political life. If it meant opening the portals for the rest of you, I'd take Druella though.

>>55062 For me, only 1 Lim will do. She’s PERFECT.

>>55061 But there's mostly Alp bins

>>55067 Yes, and?

>>55068 Enjoy yourself I guess

>>54986 a big ole four bore, dragon strength can handle the recoil in one hand and she cant fumble the bullets with her big meaty claws

>>55069 OK, one, she's a straight hottie. And TWO, that artist is really just plugging away at drawing all the mamono.

>>55069 Why do people and monsters keep threatening me with a good time?

>>55072 We're all tsundere, Anon, and specifically for YOU.

I just had a really dumb idea. >Anon believes himself to be a pick up artist >Mostly from outdated 2000s PUA discourse and Red Pill baloney >Doesn't work for shit >Until the portals open >And suddenly Anon is dating THREE girls! >He just can't let them know about each other Meanwhile... >Miss Bicorn does the Gendo Pose >"Soon."

ELVES

>>55072 Why, do you want a bad time?

>>55078 What kind of chef wants a bad thyme?

>>55079 When it's an excuse to get a good thyme from the troll green grocer down the road.

>>55080 He should just ask her out, then. This is getting ridiculous!

I would like to pet this creature

>>55082 That was always allowed! Now, permission to STOP petting...

>>55083 How hard can it be? I just take my hand back

>>55049 Nice, seems a good since she can teleport in people back

>>55083 NTA but why stop petting?

>>55082 Imagine how nice it would feel to get lightly scratched and scraped by those claws. I'd put my head on a cat's lap and let her go to town.

>>55043 Part of it is probably that a dragon is a legitimately powerful being, but still dignified instead of a barbarous wildman whose only claim is being relatively better at niche primative survivalism.

>>55058 The DRAGUN

>>55078 I just want the threats to make sense. I don't even understand things anymore, man. Like, if I hear "don't do that, she'll suck your dick," what am I supposed to take away from that?

>She'll suck your dick :) >Shiki style :(

>>55091 Entirely worth it.

>>55051 Gyaru alp would be too powerful. It's forbidden technology.

>>55088 Sitting on stolen gold is not dignified

>>55094 All gold is stolen from the ground

>>55095 But we refined it, turning into beautiful art Malef just break it like dumb beast.

>>55096 >Mysterious Dragonslag These oddly-shaped curios, usually made of iron or bronze, can be found relatively easily in the ruins. What they actually are are the results of wild dragons releasing their fiery breath on a whim, the blast hitting a structure and melting it down, and as such, are not particularly valuable in and of themselves. However, among these melted masses, there are rarely those that possess incredibly artistic forms, and are traded at a high price among some enthusiastic “dragonslag collectors”. Perhaps there is a certain romance to the notion that these were created by a dragon’s breath. It’s not something we dragons quite understand ourselves, but there appear to be many tourists who take them home as a sort of lucky charm. dragons make art too

Good thing that mge dragons don't have hypnotic eyes or mind control magic like dragons in lord of the rings did The absolute last thing some haughty dragon lady needs is the ability to just look you in the eye and mind control you

>>55097 >Tourist ticket To call that art... Hoping for something greater was stupid on my part.

>>55098 I'm certain that some can, it's most likely a spell in MGE

>>55099 Trinket*

>>55099 people like collecting knickknacks

>>55102 A dragon's horn would be a greater and more glorious prize

The active CYOA in the catalog just got updated >>55103

When you are in the desert, remember to walk with rhythm and be as loud as possible. For your safety.

>>54957 Becoming a gladiator seems like a nice profession in MGE. Almost non lethal but you can go all in and fight for real. It would be easy to have a persona, like in wrestling, and try to create a big show. Also maybe sex at the end? Not sure about that one, don't like the idea of public sex (unless it's hidden). pic semi-related

>>55106 Personally, I hope he gets together with the hornet

>>55104 its not about the prize, its just because its neat, like a cool rock or stick

>>55091 Shikies get instant love correction from mamonobanana exposure, so the drain only makes you feel exhausted

>>55108 Personally I think that shameless public sex in a civilized society is one of the greatest parts of the MGE setting, unchained depravity is hot

When hanging out with pyrows, do keep in mind that they are known to have heated gamer moments occasionally

How can anyone think that apo are evil?

>>55115 Black sclera = evil, it's really that simple

>>55116 She looks tired, not eviled. Maybe you're confusing her with a deem

>>55093 Gyaru Alp reminds me of those faceless blonde yankee guys that appear in NTR doujinshi

>>55117 She looks tired AND evil. Deems are evil too. Diabolical, even.

>>55119 Perfect ground for FIXING and REDEMPTION

>>55114 I'll just have to go for their dork Balrog leader and they simply submit

>>55118 Those are called gyaru-oh, but in the Alp's case it would be gyaru-hoe

>>55118 >Alpha gyaru alp slapping anon's ass and telling him he looks cute before dragging anon into nearby alley/empty room Dangerous.

>>55122 >but in the Alp's case it would be gyaru-ohnononoplease

>>55115 she has a lap cat like blofeld.

>>55121 Her waist is so absurdly thin it looks like instead of one Balrog it's two Pyrows on top of each other (top one is squatting so her knees are Balrog's tits)

>>55125 That's a proof of her great tastes, can't be evil if you like marshmallow cats

>>55127 She is very evil. She is more comfy than anon's lap, and so she has wrangled, coerced and downright persuaded all his marshmallow cats onto to her coils. Now he must go to her, so he might get snek cuddles with the marshmallows. Without the marshmallows, he negotiates from a position of extreme weakness.

>>55128 Ok that's actually evil, you won. Stealing my marshmallows cats would be bad, without them nothing is worth living for

>>55129 Don't worry. Her price is fair. You must simply lend her your spare hoodie and provide bodyheat. The marshmallows are safe. Tucked beneath the blankets in this image.

Obligatory >be me >be lonely >see apopsicle >start handholding with apopsicle >she blushes and is too warm because even though it's summer she is dressed for winter

popsiclemind

>>55131 Never understood why this is hated

>>55134 I don't think anyone hates Miss Apopsicle. She's a cutie pie, even if she's a persuaded your marshmallow cat that she's the better person to hang out with.

She stole my pillow now, too!

>>55134 The only one who "hate" it was the pest that initially wrote it thinking he's making fun of the thread's usual tone, the context is just so funny it deserves to become a little in-joke.

I wonder if my Apophis gf would get mad if her servants start getting pregnant one by one

SNEK MILK

>>55138 Of course she's going to be mad. They should all get pregnant at the same time. What kind of waste of time is this? Time spent not pregnant => delays of the next generation => takes longer to build an army.

>compose renga poetry with hebi >caps all of your setups with some way of saying you're hers forever >writes all of her setups with the same >was cute at first but she's gotten frighteningly good at being subtle about it >always blush when what she's written dawns on you at the end and how you played into it >compose renga with haku >jampacks every verse possible with esoteric allusion to ancient Mist literature >tangents into a history lecture when she clocks (immediately) that you don't get what she did >how the fuck does she know this much? why is this is fascinating? >sessions end early with you two snuggled up with a tome and practiced, attention-honing strokes occurring below it >compose renga with ryu >she's... awful >only because she's so self-conscious >a god has to be godly at poetry you know, how do you think I feel?? >get some sake in her and she'll finally bust out something vulgar and look at you with equal parts pride and embarrassment >renga with ushi >nevermind >renga with kej, kuno, nura, otohime >sublime. aesthetic. erotic. crystalline >renga with ochimucha >tears

>>55137 Wrote what? When?

>>55141 I bet Miss Ushi would be good at Jenga. She's got steady hands, I think she'd be able to pop out the blocks without issue.

>>55142 https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49370514#p49380686 Follow the reply chain and you can even see who exactly wrote it

>>55130 Never negotiate with terrorists, it's over.

>>55141 poor nekomata, forgotten once more

Hands off the 'mallow cat

>>55147 >"NEVER, over my dead body"

>>55144 Huh, I didn't realize it was a specific reference. Well, at least that thread now has actual vore posting and murder in it now. So... Fuck, man.

>>55149 Sad but it was a matter of time. Let's not speak about that here

>>55148 i propose we let smol snek daughter have the cats as a compromise.

>>55151 >"I don't have a daughter" <"BREED ME!" >Marshallow gang waiting in the kitchen for their paycheck from the local eros priestress

Neko mamono react to the sound of Anons masturbating like actual nekos react to the sound of a can opener.

>>55144 >May Brotherman I thought it was something recent and/or posted here Also >Several posts of "everyone will come back any day now, trust" Now this made me chuckle. Oh well, moving on.

>>55154 KEK, that's a funny idea

Thread is strangely active for a twoesday morning.

>>55158 >Morning It's 4 pm where I live.

>>55158 Remote work in my case and it's 12h42

>>55158 The best time to observe sneks is early in the morning

>>55161 It'd be at around 10AM, where the sun is strong enough for them to come out of their caves and warm up. Now i'm thinking about lamias doing warm up exercises in their yards dressed in 80s sport clothes.

>>55161 >Bonk your waking snake Now what?

>>55158 I'm at work and extremely horny, so horny that even Alp pussy is very tempting to me right now

>>55167 >anon pretending like Alp pussy wasn't very tempting to him before.

>>55155 >Now this made me chuckle. Impeccable timing of that comment, anon

>>55169 4chan also depends on cloudflare, so...

>>55170 it works there

>>55171 Only for part of the captcha so if you had a cookie that let you bypass it you could still post.

guess who sat on the router

>>55172 oh, my bad

I have warmed to Selkies.

>>55176 Ok, so 2 selkies are warm now. What about the rest, Anon? You haven’t thought about the rest!

>>55108 got to give the audience what they want

>>55177 Alas I have only so much warmth to give.

>>55165 Jane Fonda but no legs?

>>55116 they just really like hugs is all

>>55169 Threads there are still dead tho

>>55179 What a mighty huntress.

>>55116 I knew it.

This thing can't be evil, it's not possible.

>>55186 >>55187 I want to sniff petrol with her. No seriously, who dies gasoline smell so good, I always take a whiff when I top up my lawnmower.

all monsters are evil, but we are eviler.

>>55187 i fear not the wet noodle

>>55167 >implying that wasn't tempting before

>>55168 >Alpussy so strong it killed cloudflare

>>55183 Cunning of her to use bait like that.

Why do they (hellhounds) do this.

>>55195 i guess we'll never know

>>55183 Hoontress must hoont

>>55196 Mamono use this as a combat tactic? Laughable.

>>55199 it's a mammal thing. you wouldn't get it

>>55195 It's a greeting. You should sniff her butt.

>>55173 God bless the tailor able to keep that sheer amount of hatter ass contained.

>>55195 Anal dogs tend to like anal sex

how's that SAN meter holding up?

>>55204 I forgot to add words. So is anyone else doing NNN. Im on day 18.

>>55205 muckled darn cultists

>>55200 Anal the mammals

>>55209 t.

>>55206 Don't be stupid, that was a raid from /b/ from years ago to make gullible kids fall for it

>>55209 The only ass worth fucking is demon ass And kunoichi too. In fact, maybe kunoichi edges out a win in this case.

>>55210 Kot

>>55209 Not just the mammals, all monsters deserve passionate hot sweaty anal sex

Hebi mothers mellow out the more they age. But their blue fire are more powerful than their younger self.

>>55214 It doesn't even fit...

>>55216 That one is Hebi grandmother already. She must be very mellow.

Stop spawncamping portals. Tourists from Earth are getting raped at the baggage claim.

>>55220 This is why I only bring a carry-on. Can't nab me at the baggage claim if I don't have baggage to

>>55220 blue slimes now spawn at a minimum level of 5

>>55217 It will, you have no idea how stretchy small monsters are

>>55219 But she's expecting to have grandchildren very soon

>>55220 Raped by the TSA hellhound...

>>55222 Why is she overweight?

>>55224 I like when grandmomsters want to give birth to their own grandchildren, now that's being proactive

>>55224 Hebis would never cheat, their singular yandere devotion is way too powerful to even consider it.

>>55228 Hebis cheat at all sorts of things. My hebi was losing at Sneks and Ladders, so she distracted me with a kiss and discretely moved her piece with her tail. Cheating hebis!

>>55229 Alp behaviour.

>>55228 she has daughter and wants her yandere bloodline to continue through her

>>55220 >doesn't want to be picked up and claimed >hangs out at the baggage claim area Low survival instincts.

Bogie vs Kunoichi Clown vs Ninja, the matchup of the century

>>55233 kunoichi become very weak when they're not taken seriously

>>55233 They should unite. Hidden circus trains of secretive clown-ninja clans. The boys would love it.

>>55227 More like great grandchildren

>>55212 >The only ass worth fucking is demon ass >And kunoichi too. In fact, maybe kunoichi edges out a win in this case. Imagine pear loli Kunoichi in this outfit not wearing panties Makes me want to catch her, maledom and buttfuck her with a light touch while she tries to stay quiet and not moan, and tease her when she starts failing.

>>55237 >pear loli Nah. Not interested. I need my ninja to be fully grown.

>>55226 rookie adventurer Anon gave her too much mana after failing to beat the tutorial battle hundreds of times you'd think he'd follow the script but no, it's like he wants to lose and get drained by the formerly-small enemy slime (she's not even a boss or anything)

>>55234 You wouldn't bully a kunoichi when she's trying to be dramatic Chuuni must be cherished >>55235 >The Honk Clan Not sure what's more intimidating - a bogie's who's incredibly stealthy and knows martial arts, or a kunoichi who throws pies with absurd precision and talks in puns while using the same deadpan tone as usual. Either of them is equally likely to infiltrate your bedroom just to tell you a joke and then immediately skedaddle.

>>55237 So are these horns and tail spade actually sharp and hard and metal-like, or is it just cosmetic adaptation? Because if they are really metallic it kinda sucks since you wouldn't be able to fondle them properly.

>>55241 from what i remember the tail is infused(?) with d.silver, but otherwise just as fondleable as a normal tail, she just might poke you with it and get the same result as she would with one of her knives no idea about the horns, that looks more like a hair accessory thing to me

>>55242 it's a shuriken or something, probably

>>55242 Man, I'd let her poke me with that tail as much as ahe wants. I'd fondle the fuck out it in return, though.

>>55238 You could do more or less the same to a grown one, but consider that the young Kunoichi is cuter, more sensitive, weaker to pleasure and a tighter fit.

>>55243 Why would kunoichi wear a shuriken on her head Is she, in fact, stupid

>>55247 yes, but it also doubles as a hair tie

>>55247 it's an emergency weapon in case she loses her primary, secondary, and tetriary blades for similar reasons she also wears a hairpin, one that can double up as a lockpicking multitool

>>55247 It looks cool, something you will never be.

>>55227 >>55236 I'm fine with both scenarios

What if you wanted an elven girlfriend but you made a typo on the form and they sent you a bicorn

>>55253 You explain this misunderstanding to the bicorn and she will be more than happy to help fix your issue of lack of elven girlfriend.

>>55253 I don't know why her specifically, but eleven is too young for me, I'm sending her back.

>>55256 kot

>>55256 So this is how Lims turn into cat ladies after being single for too long

The lilim requires only the faintest, briefest of contact with the male to achieve ecstasy. She is truly a natural marvel. /David Attenborough voice

>>55255 Girlfriend (eleven) would be a fine result if they sent a Demon or a a Balrog or something.

>>55256 That's a pretty big spade for a Lim

>>55260 Ba-dum-tssssssh

>>55253 at least you're still doing better than the guy who ended up with a tard wife

>>55263 She's not a tarred wife--she's just a dark elf.

>>55263 Trad wife needs a trad husband, so I suppose I would do well with a tard wife.

What's your favorite species, and why do you like em? I personally fell in love with shog/flayers. I feel like they can fulfill everything, that they're the perfect monster. Every fantasy, everything can be fulfilled by them. They can see into your very soul, and would still love you for it. I love em so much

>>55266 Trolls because I love hot chicks that have to deal with a personal issues with their bodies and try to hide it as much as they can to try to live a normal life

>>55266 Man, I don't know that I have a single favorite species, but I do like Ushis a LOT. And Cheshires. And Liches. And Arachne. And Oomukade. And Hebis. And Anubiseseses. And devilbugs. And so many things.

>>55266 Jinko is a well-mannered, tall, buff lady with cute animal bits. Many mamono are great, but none surpass Jinko for me.

>>55269 Jinkolands are dangerous, Anon. Be careful!

>>55267 This but together with P'orcs and Goblins more because I love the Lord of the Rings

Maria Moofer has just nailed her 69 theses on the Sabbath chapter door.

I require a dragon sister-wife for security and self-fulfillment purposes.

>>55274 the bathroom and shower area is one of the most dangerous places of the house naturally you'll need to be protected there as well

>>55266 i like dragon zombie because theyre a dragon and undead

>>55275 why is the guy tied up?

>>55277 working without arms helps you think like a wyvern, deepening their bond

>>55277 Restrained for safety reasons

>Be devote servant of the Chief God >Moved out to the sticks and joined the local temple >Everyone is so nice, all the girls in cloth are total qt3.14s >It’s a nice change of pace from a sweaty, out of breath priest ending every sermon with the dangers of monsterkind that, without fail, becomes a recruitment plug for the Order >Sometimes they’d even invite some noble in a gambeson that was way too small onto the altar to just outright try and sell everyone on it >In fact, that’s conspicuously absent >Suspiciously so >Instead it’s all the feel good stuff and lots of promotions for church functions >Never go to any of the functions >End up asked about it in the confessional >And about twenty other questions >Picking at every belief with strangely hedonistic readings on the Chief God’s teaching >Well, it’s her job to make sense of those to common folk >Convinced to do this fallen communion thing she keeps talking about >Not sure what that is, but it seemed to involve no clothes at midnight and a full moon >But first an offering >Ask where the votive pits for Poseidon, Ares and all the other gods are >She says it’s a temple for our god >Even quotes that none shall put any other god above the Chief God >No, that’s daft! In a proper temple the God Above All gets the largest pit for votive offerings, and the other gods either get their own or a collective >A theological debate erupts >Balls are freezing >Temple’s a sham >Fuck, it time to go home >Storm out of there >No pants >No fucks >It was all a trick >A dupe >This whole time the temple was full of monolatrists! I can forgive a temple run by disguised monsters, but I can’t forgive monolatry. Anyone have suggestions for a new temple?

>>55280 with poseidon being in open rebellion against the chief god and all i wonder if the priest meetups get a little awkward

>>55281 >Bunch of priests of Poseidon meet up with Catholic Priests, Sea Bishops, Dark Priests, etc. >Catholic Priests and Dark Priests all bummed out at the lack of molestable altar boys.

>>55266 Absolute peak of everything - bogie. Love the design, every detail from color scheme to the mask, love the personality. Bogie is love, bogie is life. Honorary second place - kiki. Very cute maid, just good girl all around, I have nothing bad to say about her. Third place - kunoichi. I've always had a soft spot for ninja girls, plus her ponytail is gorgeous. Also cute tail.

>>55241 >>55247 >The blade-like projections on her head are indeed her succubus horns. She feels pleasure from them being caressed just as other succubi do. As for wings, in most kunoichi there is not a trace of them on their body, but there may be some individuals that have small wings. (source: Personal communication with KC)

I don't know how, why, or for what, but I bet the foxes are behind it.

>>55256 What do they feed this creature to make her tail so engorged? And don't say nutbutter.

I am declaring my house a sovereign micronation and declaring war upon Druella. I am not afraid to fight. I can take her or anyone she sends. Please send a Dark Brave to punish me.

>>55266 >1. Cheshire I don't know, it feels right, a good balance can be struck with my personality, I feel like she would help me get back my smile, I enjoy big paws and it's a magnificent Kot. I would tweak only slightly the profile but nothing drastic. >2. Bunyip Perfect combination of fluff and snake, a great personality that I could easily get along with, Kot features without the downside, brushing her would be among the most relaxing thing in the world. No change to her profile, expect maybe toning down her aggressiveness >3. Kikimora Excellent design, excellent personality, maid the best archetype, fluffy and great petting potential but sadly she's a part dog, not a kot. >4. Manticore The forbidden one, she grown on me but I'm only interested in the design. The personality need a total rewrite to match what I'm looking for. >Honourable mention Werecat, nekomata, jinko, sphinx and ocelomeh , all are cool Kot but either less cool than the previous one or with a major flaw in the profile that would require headcanoning hard Malef and apophis Great design, "conquering and dominating the unconquerable" fantasy but they don't allow such things in the profile. Inari, fox are nice and I would love to live in Zipangu but she's not a kot

>>55287 You ever get so edgy that your horns just up and turn into blades? This post was made by Kunoichi gang

>>55277 Foreverially tiedup anon, forced to fuck dragons 24/7 and loving it

>>55278 But she got wings. She could have gotten him some special gloves or something.

>>55280 >Be devote servant of the Chief God >I can’t forgive monolatry. Either i'm missing the joke, or there isn't any.

>>55266 i tend to flip, but i'm a vanillafag in that i like mostly human women with monster features (cat girls, cow girls, succs, etc.) are my absolute favorite. I do also enjoy slimes, heckdogs, yetis etc. Slice of life type of stuff with a regular girl who sort of acts like the animal she's got the features of is just immensely kino to me.

>>55287 Would it be too mean to call a kunoichi a winglet? Also, it would be kinda funny if ahe tried to pull some martial arts on you and you retaliated by kissing her spade. But the again, getting smothered by toned kunoichi thighs isn't so bad, so maybe there's no need to retaliate in the first place.

I think my maid isn't wearing her uniform properly

>>55299 That handprint is all the uniform she needs

>>55299 The red mark is a clear indicator that you endorsed her behaviour...

>>55299 I wonder what part of her uniform you think she's wearing incorrectly. Not much to do wrong here.

>>55299 WTF happened to her tail?

>>55303 Unfortunate accident involving an industrial-grade roomba. It's already growing back though.

Open portal now, the weeks are becoming too long and booze too rare

>>55304 >industrial-grade roomba That's no way to address your automaton yandere wife

>>55306 The ideal yandere is IRATE, so I think you're the one screwing this up.

kissing sweaty horc ass.

You guys make fun of the french for surrendering, but then would immediately surrender if a monstergirl they liked even so much as looked at them

>>55311 So?

>>55310 many such cases

>>55311 i'm more like italy where i immediately flip sides

>>55311 Please don't, bringing that kind of topic only brought problems before on an another website.

>>55315 This, we shouldn't talk bad about the French or else the mime bogies might find out.

>>55315 Making fun of the French (in general) is a basic human right

>>55317 I hate it. I don't know why the internet hate us and it drives me mad sometimes. I will stop here, no more sperg out >>55316 I hope they find out and curse you with dry croissants and wet baguettes

>>55318 Wet baguette sounds like a porn movie.

>>55320 Still think it's funny Doppler potions are meant for men in the setting, since they make you super horny. Your wife might go feral and devour you if she drinks one, which is hot

>>55321 got to mix in a bit of raging mushroom into the potion just in case

>>55322 Raging mushrooms make everything better

I have convinced my waifu to drink doppelganger potion for me and fuck me up

>>55316 They're not gonna say anything about it anyway. >>55317 Usually it's Reddit safe edgy "racism".

>>55321 Doppelganger potions exist to answer the age old question of "would you rather ride a dragon or let a dragon ride you?" Give her a doppelganger potion and you can do both at the same time.

>>55321 if youa d opple potion to a chimera, do you get 1 monster for each personality or 4 chimeras

>>55327 yeah although i'd rather get a full lamia out of the snake portion

A grand entrance perhaps?

>>55329 Fashionably late, as usual

>>55325 It's all fun and games until she traps you inside an invisible box

>>55331 Not if I break the wall with an invisible sledgehammer.

>>55332 You will cut yourself with invisible glass and she will have to nurse you back to health

>>55330 Fashionable? Perhaps. Late? Perhaps not. A notion I shall entertain, but do not mistake entertaining as agreeing. Forthwith.

>>55335 No, not the marshmallow cats, everything but them. Wurm, you monster, first kidnapping and now gnawing? Where will it stop

>>55335 Who gave Wurm a thesaurus?

>>55337 she's a bookwurm

>>55337 Wurms are Saurians. She is The saurus.

>>55325 Man those panties do NOT look comfortable

>>55336 it's a pleasant gumming.

>>55340 Maybe you should take them off and make her more comfortable then.

>>55340 You know how you could help her out, then, Anon! Wear them in her place!

>>55341 >Anon when he's asked why he likes hags.

>>55112 >public sex is semi-common >Small crowd gathers around the manticore couple to admire how hard he's getting his brains fucked out. >Harpies sometimes fkn on a rooftop. >If she's casually sitting on his lap, there IS sex. >Look in booshes. >Lamia coil <3 >Some parts of town are lewder than others, of course. >The uhh... Hellhound neighborhoods smell lightly of smokey pussy. >Anons get taken on a whim there. Don't be surprised to round a corner to find someone trying to get puppies. <"What are YOU looking at? Hahaha get your own! *huff huff huff*" Yeah it's kinda hot ngl

>>55342 And have a serious talk with her about wearing weird uncomfortable clothes just for the sake of the bit >>55343 But why

>>55337 Words have power, and I hold ALL the words!

>>55266 I'm an eel feeler. The profile girl is gorgeous, but more importantly their mature horny housewife vibe is one of my many jams. The fact that they can control the slipperiness of their slime also makes me imagine there must actually be some intent behind their "ara ara, your face is in my boobs" schtick and I love a bit of benign wit. I'm also entirely down for Nuru play. Combine all of that with a riverside environment and I'm sold, she's just enough spice to the quiet life I'd like to lead.

>>55347 Something needs to be done about these nerd dragons. It's not right, I tell you.

Wilhelmenia Wurmsworth the Learned.

Which God would you worship if you made it to MGE? I'm thinking the fallen God or chaos gods

>>55345 I must be one of the only anon's around who thinks public sex shouldn't necessarily be everywhere. Don't get me wrong, I greatly understand the appeal... but I also like the whole idea of "let's fool around in the park and not get caught." There's also the part of me that figures "I don't want to have my kid's innocence ruined because the neighbor and his hellhound wife decided to play "bury the bone in the backyard" in their hammock. If she wants to be a voyeur when she's adult, so be it, but when she's still more concerned with crayon drawings and illegible tv-time and snack "contracts"? Not so much.

>>55348 Based, she seems like a good cook too.

>>55352 I just find public sex to be distasteful in general. And yes, there's like a dozen more depraved things baked into the setting already, but public sex is what irks me to no end as a concept. However, just saying >Ew that's cringe I don't like that Is hardly conductive to reasonable discussion or just general vibe of the thread, so I simply don't say anything. I'd rather talk about buttfucking kunoichis for example.

>>55353 Cooking for (you) is mentioned in the profile, so it'd likely be a common thing. >>55352 Yeah, I feel like that kind of thing should be "hidden" if not actually hidden. I actually don't have a problem with the spell that makes people ignore couples banging in public, I just don't want myself or my kids until they're of age to know about it. Not stepping in puddles of splooge would also be nice.

>>55345 I don't know how I feel about public sex in the setting, I probably wouldn't be down for it. At least as a human

>>55354 >However, just saying >>Ew that's cringe I don't like that >Is hardly conductive to reasonable discussion or just general vibe of the thread, so I simply don't say anything. That's the thing, I'm not calling it cringe. I do understand the appeal, I just fall less in the category of "exhibitionist" and more into the "cheap thrill of possibly getting caught having sneaky sex". I just moreso think in the case for exhibitionists, there should be areas catered to them where I don't have to worry about my kids seeing it, and vice versa. I got exposed to porn and sex waaaaay too young and I'd rather not have my kids experience the same problems. >>55355 Pretty much this.

>>55350 More Monsters need epiteths, like the captains in Shadow of Mordor.

>>55358 Shadows of Mordor always make me think of >epic entrance >cool boast >Cutscene ends >Fear triggered, weakness triggered, enraged by X, runs in circles trying to find a way to you Which wouldn't be out of place or out of character for certain mamonos

>>55358 Dhampir the tubular Pyrow the trendy Claustro the nibbly

>>55352 >>55354 >>55355 That's why there are levels to it. Green realms are usually more tame and less on your face. You might see groping, or hear wet sounds here and there, but monsters there keep somewhat decent. Dark realms are more lewd, and you are going to see plenty of nudity and sex. Monsters there probably don't have any inhibitions. Beyond that, Malef Realms for example have public sex everywhere, and Wonderland is its own freaky thing. Just like mamono, not every city, or place in a city is the same. You are always going to have places that do that stuff less or more. It's not a setting wide thing.

Most seriously, how would reject a mamono, given you were in the position to do so? I feel like you edither have to bring up a logical argument as to why it wouldn't work out, your preference in mamono, or something like >"I'd rather kill my self than be with you" th 1st type being the best answer, but I don't see an easy way to do this. As a lover of mamono I want to ensure their happiness as well, whether that is with or without me

>>55351 Faith is cringe, I tip my fedora and move on

>>55365 Obviously you tell her your preference in mamono. She either finds magic that turns her into the specific type of girl you like or plays matchmaker for you. Arguing why it wouldn't work would only turn into the universe(or just more monsters) conspiring to prove you wrong. >>"I'd rather kill my self than be with you" That's mean, goes way too far. What are you, a human woman?

>>55365 Just tell her no?

>>55368 ...really?

>>55369 Arguably the biggest wish fulfillment and unrealistic element of MGE is that you can say >Sorry, you're not my type And the girl will understand.

>>55365 >your preference in mamono >logical argument This, it's the sofest way but she needs to be receptive >Blasting your brain The big red button, I would use it as a last resort but I prefer that than being stuck with someone I don't like.

>>55370 It goes deeper than that: if she's approaching you seriously, it's likely she is your type and you just don't know it yet. I guess you could still say that a heartfelt rejection being accepted even then is deeper still...

>>55372 >it's likely she is your type and you just don't know it yet And they need to fuck off with that lame excuse.

>>55373 >Excuse There's not one needed in a setting powered by ~FATE~, but that bit is deterministic and hard to swallow. Not worth discussing for the umpteenth time though.

Always give hebi your attention Or else she will cry

What monster could logic/argue/debate her way into someone's pants? Hatter?

>>55376 >What monster could logic Anon DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC

>>55375 Hard to say no when she's crying. Damn, it will feel really bad to gently but firmly refuse a mamono advance

>>55376 Half of wonderland could do it, as could hakutaku, deems, and some of the more charasmatic monster supremacists. I bet a Sabbath branch or two would generally be successful if they took that route as well.

>>55375 Oh no, heartfelt confessions, one of my many weaknesses.

>>55379 Deems would use every piece of demagoguery and logical fallacies to win you over, not actual sound logic

>>55328 weebs? translations?

>>55345 got to be careful around those spots. it can be a bit contagious, like yawning

>>55376 the panda and satyros could dismantle me pretty well

>>55381 Mate, I said wonderlanders would be good at it. I wasn't using sound logic as a criteria, just any logic that gets her into your pants.

>>55352 just one of things to get used to stuff like wurm crossings, jubjub stampedes, aphrodisiac rain, abyssal incursions all quite routine

>>55351 Eros, would become a crusader in her name if possible

Destroying deem with FACTS and COCK

>>55375 >really do have to go on a business trip and can't take a giant snake with you >know that "I have to go on a business trip and can't take a giant snake with me" is the oldest excuse in the book >use pixie dust on hebi so she isn't a giant snake and you can take her with you >get flamed anyway for presumably talking to pixies

>>55377 FACTS and LOGIC are what I call my Anubis Wife’s boobs!

>>55389 What exactly happens if you get flamed and she's at this size...? Hebi onahole?

>>55391 She coils around it.

>>55352 I always thought of public sex as smoking for monsters, there are no smoker areas and smoking parlours in restaurants for a reason

>>55382 basicaly chimera splits into her four parts after drinking the duplication potion

>>55328 >>55382 I did the Goat, and I'll get around to the other personalities some other time. Goat Personality. A masochistic pervert. Strong maternal instincts. First-person pronouns: "Onee-san," & "Watashi" (normal polite/neutral “I”) "Ara ara〜♥" Acts like a big sister to the other personalities. Can't stand how cute the Lion personality is. Loves being "punished♥" by her Master. Is a mischievous person that loves "acting up." 山羊人格 M気質な変態さん。 母性が強め。 一人称「お姉さん・わたし」 「あらあら〜♥」 他の人格達のお姉さん的存在。 獅子が可愛くてしょうがない 旦那様の"お仕置き♥"が大好き。 悪戯も好きなお茶目な人。

>>55394 Are smoking sections still a thing in the west? I know I live in a particularly anti-tobacco area, but we put smokers outside here. If they're lucky, they get a little dog house.

>>55397 Yes, we still have smoking sections and I can't imagine how a "sex allowed section" would work in a restaurant

>>55398 >I can't imagine how a "sex allowed section" would work in a restaurant Whats there to imagine? Other than potentially blocking the aisle, the only thing stopping that from happening now is the fact that you'd get kicked out for trying. Your food might get cold, but otherwise spending half of a dinner date under the table is perfectly feasible so long as you don't mind your food getting cold or the restaurant brings out your order to accommodate your activities.

>>55398 I can specially in family restaurants like McNukies

It's never wrong to accept an onsen invite from a hebi. I'm sure she's being very friendly.

>>55351 Eros, and it's not even close.

>>55351 Eris

>>55404 >Worshipping a god who pads her chest Just join the Hathor bros, bro.

>>55296 It’s just an incredibly nerdy joke. The pantheon in the actual setting is henotheistic which is a fancy way to say polytheism with a big dog at the top. Think Jupiter. Monolotary is where you acknowledge other gods exist, but you explicitly abstain from worshipping them.

>>55401 But I though this onsen was segregated by gender? I rather not get in trouble. Sorry Hebi.

The poor man who has a bicorn and a hebi as his wives. How does he survive?

>>55355 >Monster builds restaurant. >Naturally, the seats are boothed, and have *juust* enough privacy that a determined couple could sneak something foolish, or play crotch-footsie. >Monster builds train. >Partitions it into little rooms. >Monster builds a car. >Always tinted windows for some reason. Backseat is always roomy. >Monster builds a house. >Every bedroom has a private bathroom. >Walls are always soundproofed. >Ceiling mirrors >Monster builds furniture. >Always more than stable enough for two people to sit on. >Monster builds website. >The ads are borderline porno. >Monster builds sport stadium... >uhhhh.......

>>55412 >monsters give terrible Yelp reviews on human establishments >especially when the portals first open

>>55410 I just looked at Hebi profile and it has an answer that Hebi cares mostly about being the "main" wife in a harem. Thread canon isn't really all that canon.

>>55376 Legit a houri or dark priest or some kind of angel. They want you to believe what they believe, and they’re probably a bit too into it.

>>55412 A whole lot of smaller bathrooms with a lockable door? I dunno, maybe mamono are so into sports that stadiums are one of the few places where they won't fuck out of respect for the game.

>>55414 i don't like the implications of a "main" wife

>>55414 What about before the two-horned homewrecker completely stakes a claim into her man’s life?

>>55412 >designated sex streets

>>55418 Hebi issue. It said that she won't mind the others, but she will try to hog the dick more than anyone else.