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Alright Anon, the portals opened, you met your waifu, and you're both in love. What are you going to do to make her laugh her ass off in this world for the first time? And I don't mean a giggle, I mean a full on, snorting gut busting laugh. The kind that makes her want to jump your bones again right then and there probably also again.

>Magekot >Warriorkot >Thiefkot Choose wisely

>>54901 >We're no strangers to looooove >You know the rules and so do I

>>54902 Berserkot that you must protect from enemies with your shield and hammer

>>54904 this is a love song to mamono, she'll feel the lyrics and you'll hear your hips shatter

>>54901 What a weird question. I'm not a funny man, she will disappointed.

>>54908 Will be* No a smart one either.

>>54824 well maybe but only one of them will be caffeinated, thus differentiating them into the alpha hebi prime and hebius minimus >>54885 hot...

>>54901 >to my hellhound wife have you ever had up dog? <"up dog? What's up dog?" nothin much how about you >a week straight of rape, i am as a dried husk, her fiery pubes strewn across my face. My whole being forced into sexual submission for my joke

>>54901 Is tickling allowed? I have no words with which to amuse, I'd be tongue-tied at the sight

Are malefs even tamable or it's just a little bit harder than classic flying lizard?

>>54913 What the hell do you mean tame? Do you need it to do tricks for you? Sit, shake, roll over? Need it to stop biting you? Too bad. Only animals get tamed, and you're the animal.

>>54914 A spiky flying lizard is closer to an animal than a human. Yes, follow orders, that's the idea.

>>54915 And what trivial order could you possibly think is worth her talents?

>>54916 Fly me over there Guard my enchanted artifacts Bring me a cup coffee Raid my rival's tower Dust the library Watch over that cursed monolith Let me ponder your orbs Throw that mana bomb at the royal wedding Use your firebreath to make grilled cheese You get the idea, stuff that I don't have time to deal with if I want to finish my evil spells and that an evil flying lizard is skilled enough to do

>>54900 ayyooo, that pussy is FIRE!

>>54918 >Y-you'd only need to tame me for a couple of those. If it were possible. >Why don't we do all the fun stuff, and then if I feel like it, I might bring US coffee later if you ask nicely.

>>54923 I can see a scenario like that, classic tsun versus tsun

>>54916 sear this barbecue pork loin

Going on dates with your bro, but not as real dates but just your bro helping you practice with its body until you find a real girlfriend, playing pretend. Hell if you are lucky you can also play pretend paternity if your bro is too fertile.

>>54927 I prefer a spontaneous date after an intense gaming session

>>54927 Just playing pretend

>>54929 An intense session of cave explorer after that

>>54930 The floral patern dress... the tail wrapped around his hand...

>>54901 >Imp wife >CONSTANTLY emphasize "imp" where it occurs in words, gradually going beyond the words themselves and just putting IMP places you can still figure it out <IMPressive <IMPending <IMPortant <IMPounded <IMPlement <IMPcetera She's either gonna love it or hate it. Probably depending on her mood at the moment!

>>54914 NTA, and I didn't need her to do tricks, but honestly a malef who seems totally normal EXCEPT she is perfectly obedient about doing >Sit >Shake >Roll over And such would be SUPER cute.

>bogie's gloved hands look like they are covered in blood because of mana concentrating in them Butt why tho Big clown is already scary as it is, no need to make her look like she just finished doing heart surgery with her bare hands My boner is confused

>>54901 I will ask "based on what" every time my pyrow gf will describe something as "based" She will probably just rape me into compliance, though

Why do they have large ears

>>54938 's cute

>>54938 detecting and attracting mates

Were I captured by an Amazoness, I'm sure I'd fawn over her and quickly end up really clingy. I could see her feel odd about it even if she really enjoyed it.

the cool part about pissing off a malef is when you're being pursued through the narrow stone corridors of the city by a mob of dragonewts stumbling over each other to have a chance to get at you

Here's a fun fact about manticores. They know over 1000 ways to rape you. This is because manticores are not just seriously strong, frighteningly fast and really ruthless, but they are also highly cunning. A manticore could out-think you six ways from Sunday. Their intelligence far outstrips yours and most monsters. Really, they are nature's perfect lover.

>go to sleep with your demon wife >wake up with her tail spade in your mouth

>>54943 Such terrifying intellect.

>>54938 So they can hear what's wrong with a machine without having to open it up.

>>54945 Orange cat behavior

>>54947 Manticores confirmed for loving lasagna and hating Mondays.

>>54948 >Manticores confirmed for loving lasagna Checks out.

>>54943 And I have a thousand more idea on how to reverse reverse rape her. The batcat can't beat the human spirit.

>>54945 She's very cute. She's so smart that she's adapted her hunting method to lure in some unsuspecting anon who will help her out. It is self selecting a kind mate who loves big paws and manticores. Frighteningly intelligent. >>54950 So she just gets 2000 sex. Manticore so intelligent.

>>54950 oh see i only had like 2 or 3 ideas for that

>>54951 Yes but I'm on top 99,9% of the time so it's a human win.

>>54952 It starts small but the more you obsess over her, the more creative you get.

>Left - batcat >Right - the human spirit

>Left : apex predator >Right : weak human hands

>>54955 i will dump my human spirit in the appropriate orifices

Man. Tea. Core.

>>54958 How nice of her.

>>54959 Maidcore/subcore are extremely hot.

>>54958 please dear god I need a hatter core tagteam.

>>54957 Eating out the core! Especially her tail!

>>54961 a manticore with a tiny hat would be too powerful

>>54962 Don't use the spoon

>>54963 only danukis are allowed to wear the little hats

>>54960 >Maids are extremely hot ftfy

>>54966 That's not wrong but some species make for hotter than hot maid

>>54967 it's a force multiplier. like nun

>>54967 Of course. But I still stand by my assertion that maids are extremely hot. Every single one.of the many maid academy graduates are FAR more attractive than their wild counterparts. It's a fact

>>54931 Gonna nutty in her putty, that's for sure

which will you kiss? which do you risk making jealous?

>>54972 "unzips dick" who wants the kiss now?

>>54972 <hehe anon, from now on you may only make out with my tail, that's all you're good for >5 minutes later <w-wait, you never kissed me like that!

>>54972 >>54974 Would go on a Manticore in reverse. Her tail only for kisses, her mouth only for blowjobs.

>>54974 >"gmmph hmmmh opffh mhhh!"(get this thing off of me!)

>>54974 >>54972 >Yancore created by anon looking at her tail too much

>>54976 Reminds me of that one scene in The Thing (2011) when a thing latches onto dude's mouth and starts pumping something down his throat

>>54972 The tail on my dick The most romantic kiss on her mouth

>>54959 Jolly cooperation...

whats the current street price for a tail brushing session? i dont wanna get fleeced by some smug low-level mofukuza boss.

If you have a malef wife you will have to endure her LONG rants about why SHE should be the Demon Lord and how she would do a better job. Be careful what you say, you don't want to trigger her dramatic monologues. Or maybe you do, she does have a nice voice after all.

>>54982 Meanwhile the dragon zombie who actually was the Demon Lord pretends not to remember any of it because she absolutely did not do a better job.

>>54949 How many of these has this artist made? I know about the demon one, but that's it.

>>54969 I agree

Does your waifu carry, and if so, what does she prefer? Did she switch from martial weapons to firearms after crossing the portals, or does she still lug that demon silver sword around? Pic semi-related, since I can't find my damn hellhound/kobold/ww1 picture. Mod can delete it if he wants to.

>>54981 What makes you think you are important enough to get fleeced by the mofukuza boss herself? At best you'll get a high ranking goon.

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