WE ARE JAPANESE GOBURIN DRUNK HAPPY don don hebereke

sorry anon, we're all out of monsters, you can have an elf though

>>61118 Ahh damn that's too bad. An elf? Damn. I feel really bad for you, it must be hard to still stock elves when people only want dogs and succubi. Look anon, just because I'm feeling bad for you I'll do you a solid. I'm not doing this because I want to, but just because you've treated me well in the past. I suppose I could take an elf off your hands. I'll take the oldest elf you have, I know stocks hard to rotate, and she might bot be as fresh as the younger elves, but since you're struggling I'll take the old elf out the back free of charge, don't worry, I'm just doing this to help you out. It's an elf, so it's not like it matters if it's an older model. I'll take it. Don't worry, I don't want thanks, just helping out. Give me the old elf. Don't worry about wrapping her up, she's only gonna be coming straight home with me, don't worry, just give me the old elf. Now.

>>61118 an elf is fine, too

>>61116 That's exactly my fantasy

Did your elf come with pelvic warranty?

What is the right thing to do if I run into a Monster bandit or Highwaywoman on the roads? I don't want my hard earned money stolen...

>>61123 This is why I alway travel on Ushiback.

>>61124 >>61123 >Wight wife insists on pulling out her pocket army every time we travel >Have to constantly ask her not to block the street when we go down to the local store to get groceries with her legions of undead.

>>61125 >Anon has a wight wife with a pocket army and he's still complaining. This is proof that humans will never be happy and any rape is justified. Druella will free us from this fate.

>>61123 You know what they say, your money or your semen.

>>61126 Look it's not that I'm not grateful it's just that I don't need to walk through a guard of honour of giant scary undead soldiers just to put the bin out.

>>61130 Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, anon married a fancy shmancy pants undead and now his life is oh so luxurious he's growing tired of it. First world problems.

Maybe I could tolerate a little bit of femdom if it's from a gentle manticore that really love me

>>61131 You truly dont understand the kind of struggles I have, All I did was mention that the mountains look pretty and the next thing I know she's bought an entire ski lodge just for us.

>>61132 She's not really into gentle femdom, she's just sleepy from ear scritches and cuddles.

>>61132 Wake up and smell the flower

>>61135 Manticores STINK!

>>61133 Whatever man.

>>61136 Look, most cats are naturally good at cleaning themselves... BUT! If your manticore is very old, she might need help bathing. Have you considered bathing your manticore?

>>61138 I don't have a manticore because they are SMELLY!

>>61139 OK, Miss Chesh, what did Miss Core do to you THIS time?

>>61140 You don't need to be a cheshire to know that Manticores REEK!

Saturday morning with auntie after a wonderful Friday evening

>>61142 This auntster is malnourished and needs 1000 CCs of cake STAT.

>>61143 Calm down anon, there's a limit on how THICC you can make your auntster before it becomes cumbersome.

>>61144 YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW

>>61145 That Kiki hasn't hit the limit yet. We can go THICCER.

>>60890 >uncover the lost city of anu'ba'nal >unseal the throne room >one big skelepophis eating chips watching khepri tv >stares at you and slowly crinkles the bag for another chip

>>61147 At least it wasn't Duriel this time

>>61143 Chubby auntsters are fine but it's better to get them back in shape when they get too fat

>>61132 Sorry, I'm going to sell you to the meanest dark elf slavers

>>61120 >>61122 God I love shiny sweaty hags

>>61153 hag life, for life

Going to Dragonia to ask dragons if I can watch them lay eggs.

Hebi cuddle Best cuddle

>>61153 Shiny sweaty monsters are a work of art

shiny

>>61157 Aunt Nukie gonna get it, and then in the afterglow I will hang out with the lil raccoons making sandcastles.

>>61156 I love how anon isn't even bothered. It's just another saturday afternoon for him.

>>61152 I can simply conquer them with the power of my divine rod.

>>61154 >>61157 The auntster parade

I'm pretty sure that baby oil is at least a trillion dollar industry in monster society

the real hustle are the seals and talismans

>>61163 They even use it on their clothes

>>61163 And it's worth every single penny

Druella invading the middle eastern Desert Kingdoms because they have huge reserves of crude baby oil

>>61160 when you are used to your hebi wife's quirks

>>61167 >huge reserves of crude baby oil What's next, thong plantations? pasties mines?

>>61157 yes