>>60603 i'd be interested in some more hand action. got to ply those extra arms to their fullest extent

>>60606 I thought about making that the OP image, but it's clearly a work in progress so didn't want to be THAT GUY about posting someone else's incomplete art. But GOSH I am into these new bug girls and very excited about them getting art! BUGS. BUUUUUUUUUUGS.

>>60603 man I need to get back into doing art it's been a couple months

>>60608 Draw something simple! Something that makes you happy!

>>60608 >>60609 Or just LUSTY BUGS searching for BONE-CRUSHING HUGS.

Are we getting bugs for Christmas?

>>60611 yeah

nervous wreck girlfailure raiju streaming hentai games to 0 viewers finally gets 1 viewer

>>60613 She might get more viewers if she was less into coprophilia hentai.

>>60614 unpleasant and unsexy zaps upon ye

>>60615 Sorry, FEWER into

>>60611 It's up for consideration.

>>60613 >girlfailure This new buzzword is so fucking annoying, like it's being forced artificially

>>60618 the only difference between a meme and a forced meme is if you like it. see also; nerdhound

>>60619 I'm assuming you're replying to the guy who also called nerd a buzzword so I don't think you'll be talking any sense into him

>>60619 No, I just never see it brought up in conversation naturally, it's always either a new thread with it in OP or some fuckwit barges in and starts spamming it out of nowhere. This shit is all over /a/ and /co/.

>>60621 it is literally just a descriptor for a certain kind of female character and it started with fuckin tomoko. you are shadowboxing

>Umamusume scratches the itch I've always had for Umamonomusume Stupid KC. Making a centaur a centaur once was enough, why did every subsequent horse girl also have to be a centaur?

>>60622 Nooo, Tomoko was a girl failure, but that terminology didn't really exist. It kicked off in a big way with Kobeni. Chainsaw man was also more hugely popular. Really it's the counterpart to the girlboss trope and these culture war icons weren't really so prevalent back in Tomoko's day.

>>60624 It's lame stolen word like femcel. They need to steal and distort everything until we disappear

>>60625 this is true

>>60595 >her face when she sees the 10 consecutive pawholding and bean appreciation posts

>>60549 Was this the first entry? How's everyone else doing?

>>60628 >Was this the first entry? Yeah, Alp's first this time. >How's everyone else doing? I'll brainstorm a bit today and if nothing comes out, I'll just hope writefairy will whip me into shape next year.

Monsters, as in actual literal monsters like those giant scorpions, can evolve into MGs after taking in enough mamono mana, right? I wonder what the thought process is of such a monster seeing its kin harvested for food. Is there an innate understanding of the food chain involved there, are they overly protective of their kin against harvesting? Or do they dissociate and see themselves as a new species? Or are individual monsters with a significant sense of spirituality left alone as they'll turn into sentient MGs eventually?

>>60630 Literally nothing I can find in the wiki supports this, I just like the idea of evolving monsters too much I guess. So its a moot point.

>>60630 Ask a cow about that subject, don't need to get fancy skorpions

>>60632 The only reason I didn't was because Holstair aren't leveled up dairy cows, they're domestic minotaur. So its different.

>>60630 no, theyre just animals, nobody wants that level of kemono friends

>>60633 Ah, my bad, I thought that they were werecow like werewolf/werecats

>>60635 no but i do wonder if they get mad holst disease

I would become a vegetarian if it's a requirement for MGE. I looked at the Buddhist monk diet and it's not bad, just hard to maintain in the west if you're not rich. If Eros's church doesn't take man as priest, I would try to become a monk in Zipangu anyway

>Some cattle have been observed to have an abnormal gait, changes in behavior, tremors and hyper-responsiveness to certain stimuli.[13] Hindlimb ataxia affects the animal's gait and occurs when muscle control is lost. This results in poor balance and coordination.[14] Behavioural changes may include aggression, anxiety relating to certain situations, nervousness, frenzy and an overall change in temperament. Some rare but previously observed signs also include persistent pacing, rubbing and licking. So basically like all MGE illnesses, they get really horny, they become more sexually aggressive and anxious, but less co-ordinated, so they end up falling into/on you a lot more often.

>>60638 It's always the answer in MGE and it's a good thing

>>60637 The only meal I require is my destined wife's pussy.

I hate bogies so damn much

>>60639 I like it when they've got distinct flavours. I like that Mad cow disease makes them not only horny, like all diseases do, and not only flips their switch, like a lot of diseases would, but it also nerfs their motor control, so you've got these big balls of milk and lust barreling all over the place with 0 fine control. Let your guard down once and you're ending up exactly like an ecchi protagonist, she's fallen over you and ended up upside down and accidentally pulled your pants down and your cocks stuck between her tits quickly getting hard as her fat, soaked ass plaps onto your face, completely covering your mouth and nose in the slavering snatch.

Infecting Cheshire with Sane Cat disease.

>>60642 Oh yeah, it's like venom/poison, it's a modifier but each one is special and create a new scenario I'm a big fan of chems and combat drugs, same concepets when you think about it

>>60644 Do not, she will realise that marrying me was a mistake

Soft abdomen to sleep on while being held tight.

>>60647 holy thicc

>>60647 Queen Abaddon the Soft

It's a rainy day, do you have some happy mamonos?

>>60650 Happy birb?

>>60647 Gyyaatt!

>>60612 >sorry hero we're all out of fairies

>>60647 It's incredible how yerb can make anything look cute.

>>60498 I liked your story anon, so I spliced it together and added it to my archive going to make an effort going forward to splice together more green

>>60612 Imagine coming home from vacation and finding a small exotic spidergirl hiding inside your luggage.

>>60657 Only a lucky man would get cheshireS for christmas. I wish I were a lucky man.

>>60655 >companion spider >mostly offers good advice, mostly >smug >can't fly, sits on your shoulder to travel about >claims she can use magic, never seen her do it >weaves a like web for herself every evening to sleep in >hero anon was never seen again after getting struck by a lich's shrinking ray

>>60661 >Kisses and slobbers all over your dick >Weaves a web onahole for you >Uses her whole body to jerk it up and down >Is able to tighten it like a real pussy. >The friction from tightening it warms it up >It's soft >After all her efforts soaking your dick it's wet >She jokes that it's the closest to fucking her spider pussy until you find some way to make the difference. Holy shit this is way better than a fairy.

>>60663 Hero anon switching quest from "defeating the evil malef" to "how to turn small spider into big spider"

>>60664 Companion quests are important

>>60664 >>60665 >tfw you break the game by turning small icon mascot into big full time companion >she's actually absurdly broken and trivializes most encounters >buy for some reason you don't seem to be making any progress on the main mission anymore ,even though you're stronger than ever and have a player home already kitted out

>>60666 FOUR HUNDRED SPIDER BABIES

>>60661 >>can't fly, sits on your shoulder to travel about There are real life spiders that make gliding parachutes out of web. Might be viable for smol enough arachne sometimes.

>>60668 plz do not take shoulder spooder away shoulder spooder is only reason i have to live

>>60665 >>60666 The new main quest is to build a family. The malef will be alone on the 24th, once more

>>60669 Well, the downside is the air currents are just a way to cross long distances without specific destination in mind and they don't know where they'll end up, so the tiny spoder could still prefer riding on the shoulder because her human would be taking her to places worth visiting.

>>60661 >get ambushed and bitten by smol spider >she scuttles away before you can react >weird but you seem to be okay >continue exploring the dungeon >but everything seems to be a little bigger than before >actually quite a lot bigger >you're shrinking >when you reach the size of a large bug, the spider girl emerges from her hiding place >at this size you stand no chance against her >get dragged back to her web and raped until the shrinking venom wears off

>>60672 Based smol spider enjoyers, UNITE!

>>60670 Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>60672 >Echidnas and Liches eventually realize how effective mini-arachne traps are at capturing a certian type of adventurer. >Massive recruiting effort ensues, mini-arachnes get highly paid positions in dungeons >Every dungeon has a mini-trap. >eventually the market broadens to other mini mamono. >Dungeons are constructed that are solely comprised of smallmono >Curious adventurers that are fond of cute things are quickly snatched and packed. If they don't get claimed by the smallmono, they are sold for cheap to the Dark elves because of the surplus. >Adventurers eventually grow wise, and the smallmono rush of '83 ends It's quite the important piece of dungeon history.

>>60675 >they are sold for cheap to the Dark elves Or how to ruin everything. No more whimsy dungeon adventures, only grimdark slavery.

>>60677 You need to stop doing this man. Have you ever thought that maybe some people like the idea? The only one making it grimderp is you >"Oh noes, i'm getting sold to a rich cute mamono that's going to drain me dry every night. The horror. Woes is me."

>>60678 >Slavery is actualy awesome Tell me more

>>60679 Well you see, she loves you and wants you, your penis and your kids. And she's rich so you don't have to worry about food or shelter and you can just focus on whatever you want.

>>60679 The Bible says it's okay, that's good enough for me

Meow

>>60682 >>60683 You can leave your off topic garbage at the door.

>>60647 whoa

It confounds me that kunoichi looks so nice, soft and huggable. She's supposed to be a dangerous trained infiltrator specialized in stealth, why does she make me want to touch her whenever I see her, it's the opposite of stealth.

blue women

>>60687 So you're asking why you've never seen a kunoichi wearing a disguise?

>>60687 That's their strategy. You let your guard down around the Kunoichi's soft and huggable body, and they have you exactly where they want you.

>>60687 >kunoichi looks so nice, soft and huggable >why does she make me want to touch her whenever I see her, it's the opposite of stealth. It's irrelevant to stealth, and you say you want to touch her when you see her. For what it's worth, she only shows herself when she wants you to see her, so she wants to look her best when she does.

>>60691 The Kunoichi have weapons of mass destruction. It's never been more over.

>>60692 Did you really pass up an opportunity to say weapons of ass destruction?

>>60692 It was over before it even began. Or at least that's what they want you to think.

>>60691 This picture is just >Great argument, however, MY ASS

>>60693 >weapons of ass destruction? That's something else.

https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Dark_Elf >Men they capture will receive plenty of love, as either "sex slaves" or "pets." Besides making enslaved human men prepare their meals, etc. they also reproduce using these slaves. As one can tell from that, their slaves are essentially the same as what other monsters refer to as their husbands. It's just that their way of showing love for their men is different from that of other monsters.

>>60697 Do they sell living human flesh, yes or no?

>>60698 I actually don't know. How obvious is it to other monsters when another monster has found "the one"? Lets say some poor fuck Delf sees anon and instantly knows he's the one for her but has no way of paying for him, do they just... give him to her? Make her pay some symbolic fee?

>>60699 Delfs are crafty and smart. I'm sure she will find a way. I guess there's always debt.

>>60700 There's also the chance any when they go out to "capture" men they only ever pick fated ones so there's no actual transactional basis to it

>>60699 Exactly, that's why introducing real living flesh market or real slavery in MGE is dumb. It works when it's a magus's story in his darker version of MGE, it had tension and stuff. When you start to think a little bit deeper it feels like an insult to MGE

>>60697 No thanks, if i'm going to the underdark there's better options, like ms. flayer

>>60702 Womp womp.

>>60704 You can still be a slave, but you will be bought with monopoly money so your loved one won't get pussyblocked by MONEY

>>60705 >Every tooth fairy and birthday and other festival is actually the husband fund, painstakingly saved up since childhood. The sum doesn't matter, the price of love is always the totality I can't decide if it's cute or kinda messed up. But I guess that's alien societies.

>>60705 I don't get what your obsession is, but i'll make my own fucking mind thanks.

You vill fuck ze elf

>>60707 Works too, to each their own >>60706 It's cute, I really like that idea

>>60690 >and they have you exactly where they want you. So she wants me with my face in her boobs and my hands on her butt? Bold strategy

>>60702 >When you start to think a little bit deeper Well you seem to be averse to thinking at all. Are you french or just really really retarded?

>>60711 Really retarded, can you explain where I messed up?

>>60712 Why are you responding to me? But if I had to answer I'd say your qinggong was just weak

>>60713 >can you explain where I messed up? At the moment of your birth.

>>60688 Dabudidabudaa?

>>60715 Damn, nothing that can be corrected?

>>60714 Why are they doing the gangnam style?

>>60718 They are swingin' their chain, swingin' their chain.

>>60691 >she only shows herself when she wants you to see her, so she wants to look her best when she does. She has a high potential to look good in the event of getting caught by you, so naturally she wants to always look good just in case that happens.

>>60720 It makes me think of a situation where kunoichi tries to sneak up on her target, gets spotted, then just kinda awkwardly stands there for a moment before striking a sexy pose. Kinda like a more lewd and elaborate version of "ah etoh... bleh" meme.

>>60715 This post remind of something, what does unbirthing mean? I saw it pop up a few time as a wonderland thing

So I just read a mamga called Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama Katsudo and there was a brown knight that got genderbent by a goddess, and damn it was a delicious brown gal with blonde hair. After that I couldn't stop thinking that maybe Alps aren't so bad. Did I fell for propaganda or Alps are the truth?

>>60721 kunoichi believe that human men are like jurassic park dinosaurs and can't see you if you don't move they believe it to the core of their beings, the bottom of their hearts even when he approaches her and starts molesting her, he's just blindly grasping at the air or doing something else, and the gropes are purely coincidental >>60722 living human returns to vagina. all the way

>>60724 I think it's something like <"I'll stun him with my beauty." <"Pose~" And when it (obviously) doesn't work, they don't know what to do, because Kunoichi are all offense no defense.

>>60723 you know what they say in brooklyn it takes a real man to be the best girl

>>60724 >living human returns to vagina. all the way I don't trust you, I remember more something like celebrating your death date or something

>>60725 They are adorable. Also to be fair I would probably be stunned by kunoichi striking a pose. Either by how pretty she looks or by how weird the situation is.

>>60727 That is what "unbirthday" refers to in /d/ circles. In the doujin the Jabberwock actually used the word in a much more innocent sense - just every day that isn't the birthday.

>>60729 That makes more sense, we are not meant to go back

>>60727 you can not trust me all you want, that's what unbirthing is but >>60729 is correct in that particular context

>>60710 >So she wants me with my face in her boobs and my hands on her butt? This is true for literally every monster. Well, except the flat ones. You can replace "boobs" with "chest" for them.

>>60732 >You can replace "boobs" with "chest" for them. Not much of a chest, more like small crate

>>60728 >Kunoichi gets careless thinking she's all sneaky >She's observed anon for a month now, she know all of his routines. >When he goes to bed, when he wakes up, where he works, how much he eats, when he jerks off, the size of his... >And today was the day she finally strikes. >She just needed to steal some documents for a rival company. An easy job. >But humans aren't as predictable as one might think. >What she forgot to account for, is that today was also the day when the awaited Grand Cleft Motorboating would release. >And as the Kunoichi sneakily entered his home, anon was about to get his third can or Momster. >She freezes, right then and there, totally taken aback by this out of the norm situation <"What, where did my calculations go wrong. How could this happen?" She thinks to herself. >In the meantime, Anon is just as confused, trying to figure out if she's just a neighbor who entered the wrong apartment because he left the door open. <"He's not moving, he's waiting for my first strike to counterattack", the Kunoichi overthinks, sweat dripping from her forehead. >In the meantime, anon is just half asleep, barely processing anything at the speed of a slug. <"Guess i'll have to go all out this time. Forgive me, master." >The intruding ninja slowly brings her hands up, and strikes a cute smiling double peace, practically sparkling with moe. >Anon is taken aback. He doesn't know what's happening, but he knows that obviously, if someone greets you, you have to greet them back. >So he does the only thing he can do, and awkwardly contorts his body into a pose of the famous "Yoyos strange misadventures." <"What?" The Kunoichi recoils, as if taking damage from anon's unadulterated swag. <"I won't lose" she actually exclaims, curling her hands into an imitation of a cat's paws, and giving anon the cutest puppy face she can muster, summoning cat ears out of thin air. >Caught in the moment, anon responds by arrogantly pointing at the nekoichi in disdain, curling his head and back far away from the sight, imitating the arrogant Grätchen from the "Mamono magi" animated series. >The two keep striking poses at each other, caught in a silent battle of aesthetics. >If anyone else had witnessed this clash of posers, they would have attested to its sheer intensity. >I think. >None of them refused to back down, wearing down their energies until they collapse in exhaustion, ending the competition in a tie. > >Anon wakes up on the floor, Kunoichi still comfortably asleep on top of him. >He still has no idea what happened last night, but he dares not to ask. >Instead, he decides to be a good host and make some coffee for her, laying her in the sofa and waiting her her to wake up. >She gratefully accepts it once she does, taking this gesture as a nail in the coffin on top of her humilliating (perceived) defeat. <"I'll be back. Next time i won't lose." she says, disappearing in a cloud of smoke. She leaves behind a log with a picture of her, signed and with a fresh purple lipstick mark. >Anon is looking forward to it.

>>60734 Kunoichi are a MENACE. Menace, I tell you!

What first got you into your waifu, anons? For me it was movie Arwen. Loved elves ever since.

>be outside shoveling snow from my walkway >suddenly a mistletoe is above me, Krampus standing there holding it and blushing No Krampus! No! >be making a snowman later for fun >reach over for the carrot I had >instead pull back a mistletoe placed there, Krampus kneeling beside me and blushing No Krampus. >making hot chocolate in my house >open pantry to fetch ingredient, find Krampus standing there holding the mistletoe and smiling, nodding her head at me, shut the door on her No Krampus... >wrapping presents for my friends at dusk >reach into bow bag and pull out a mistletoe, Krampus behind me giving me a boob hat with her huge tiddies N-No Krampus... no... >sifting my closet at night for a comfy sweater to sleep in >pull out one with a mistletoe pattern I don't remember having, Krampus standing behind me with a big smile again How many times do I have to tell you 'no' Krampus...?! >sleeping at night when I hear a bump in my living room where the christmas tree is >find my cookies and milk eaten, it's probably- >yep it's her, looking a bit dejected in my chair, still holding that mistletoe >le sigh Alright fine Krampus! Just one! Just one tiny, quick kiss, and on the cheek. No more than that, got it? And don't expect anything to come of it either. >kiss Krampus at last >she freezes up, face as red as a tomato, breathing husky, steamy breaths and barely containing herself There, you happy? Now you have to g-go home now and... w-wait no let me go, K-Krampus! Let me g

>>60734 >She leaves behind a log with a picture of her, signed and with a fresh purple lipstick mark. In all honesty, this would woo me.

>>60736 Always like cats, Chesh is a cool cat with a fancy paint scheme and I really like the teleporting, levitating thing. Easy to have a knight of the realm fantasy with them (https://archiveofourown.org/works/59212936?view_adult=true fav story, really cemented my love)

>>60723 Alps are indeed the best, no need to fight that feeling just embrace it

>>60740 I wish Barb would draw more alps from time to time and trolls P'orcs are fine too

>>60737 Truly the best christmas gift of them all.

Imagine loli Krampus trying to kidnap you

>>60741 This but Nav drawing pear shaped Alp lolis wearing a high leg thong

>>60744 Nav abandoned that delicious artstyle, just let it go

>>60736 Tbh it's hard to trace exactly where I first saw the female ninja archetype, but what cemented the specific look that combined several things I already liked into one very cute package was Disgaea 2. And also Ibuki from Street Fighter.

>>60743 This but I end up kidnapping her anus with my penis, if you know what I mean

>>60746 Disgaea girls are top tier

>>60736 I have no idea other than just liking the profile. I had already developed muscle fetish before, but that alone wasn't enough, and I think tigers are cool, but I didn't think much about them otherwise.

>>60738 Same. It's just the right mix of cute, extravagant and thematic.

>>60736 I drink a lot of tea, but I really fell for hatter when writing about her.

Snow or not, it's December and you know what that means! It's time to put on a comfy sweater, cuddle up on the couch and read a damn book or something I dunno

>>60752 It's time to raid the south and bring more slaves for the market

>>60736 I've had an interest in quite a few girls over time, but recently, something about default succs seemed really appealing to me. They seem pretty easy to live with since they don't have the bottom of a horse or a 30-foot-long snake tail.

>>60752 Maybe she should get the sun to shine instead of pretending she isn't controlling the weather. ryus are just evil, rainy wurms.

>>60752 I HATE READING

>>60746 ...Her pants both entice and confuse me.

dragon? winged wurm. malef? evil wurm. wyvern? speedy wurm. lizardman? fighty wurm. salamander? firefighty wurm. jabberwock? crazy wurm. ryu? rainy wurm. otohime? forgotten wurm.

>>60752 >cuddle up If only i had someone to cuddle with...

>>60736 I met her through solo TTRPG play >>60754 the classic succ is a fantastic girl honestly I can't say she's underrated because she's why we're here at all but she does feel underappreciated. I don't personally get the "more bland by proximity to other mamono" thing myself, succubi are still plenty unique. they are the most monstergirl I think it's just people putting too much stock in abhuman appearance >>60758 what kind of wurm is anonymous?

>>60736 Honestly i can't quite remember who it was.I didn't really have one of those childhood/adolescence crushes. Maybe that's why i have such a varied taste in monstergirls, i'm just a fan of the freaky and marvelous, of the scary, ugly and sad.

>>60760 >people putting too much stock in abhuman appearance Some anons seem to like kunoichi who is literally just a girl with a tail, horns and pointy ears. Kikimora is popular even though she's hardly monstrous in any real way outside of legs. Cupids are just tan girls with small wings. Vampires and wights are even more humanoid but are popular anyway. Et cetera. Sockubuses being rarely mentioned has nothing to do with people trying to be elitist about how weird-looking their wife must be, but everything to do with the fact that succs are superceded by several "succ aesthetic but with more quirks" type girls. Gyaru succ? Pyrow, balrog. Succ, but blue and more focused on tempting and deals? Demon. Succ, but can't decide on pronouns? Alp. Succ, but elite? Lilim. And so on. You get the idea. People just picked their specific flavour of demon girl and talk about them.

>>60760 i think he is a whurm. as in nobody knows who, what, where and whurm he is.

>>60743 >>60747 >bottom heavy loli Krampus enters, announces she's here to kidnap you >she gets grabbed and assfucked in several different positions instead >leaves with a bunch of adult man handprints on her huge brown butt Not according to plan, or exactly according to plan?

>>60764 >>leaves Bold of you to assume anon is going to let her leave.

>>60760 This is lesser succ erasure!

>>60766 And that's a good thing

lesser succ? novice dorkish bipedal wurm.

>>60767 that's mean she's not bad, she's just new let her get used to it

>>60769 Put her into the hyperbolic time chamber. Time accelerated succ-training.

>>60770 why can't you just learn with her?! you're a loser virgin too!

>>60769 If she’s so new, where is her paper trainee hat?

>>60771 First of all, rude. Second of all, imagine fully matured succ having been inside the time chamber for months with only toys to train herself. The after-rape would be legendary.

>>60772 they were deemed very unsexy and a needless handicap for someone who is already struggling >>60773 that's just no way for a succ to learn. she should have hands-on experience, not theoreticals and masturbation

>>60774 >should have hands-on experience, not theoreticals and masturbation ...

>>60775 hands on YOU, not some toys gosh

>>60776 But then i can't have the mana hungry feral succ gigarape. Why must you be so cruel...

>>60777 you can have that AFTER she's been trained, if you find one who's cool with being stuck in the temporal oubliette to build up her hunger imagine. she sees you once a week, you see her every night

>>60765 Well you aren't wrong, the more likely result is "Anon sits down at the fireplace with one arm around the loli christmas goat, still firmly grabbing her ass, waiting to regain his energy and pounce her again"

>>60778 Fine, fine, how does one train their succ?

>>60780 well... she does most of it, and it's probably safer to say she's the one training you

>>60641 >He doesn’t want to have fun with Centclever the Can Canning Carnivaleer

I just don't like clowns

>>60737 This is like that picture of a holst getting denied sex for a month, only with a gote.

>>60780 By giving them lots of exp

>>60760 I like some of the weirder and wilder girls, but i will always stand by [[girl with animal/spirit/whatever features and behavior flavored by that animal/spirit/whatever]] is top tier.

>the portals open!... kind of >every day from 6PM to 6AM (staggered via earth timezones so as to not overload the system) earth men can meet with their mamono wife >sometimes it's in our world, sometimes it's from theirs >unfortunately due to temporal distortion, on the mamono side of things it's once a week on saturdays >so they spend ALL. WEEK. thinking about their husband and getting hornier and hornier until that magic time >and he lives through it. every single night. a week's worth of pent up mamono lust is unleashed upon him from evening til dawn >woe betide ye men with feline wives. to them, every single day (from your perspective) IS caturday

>>60789 They're getting older too?

>>60790 yeah but like they're mamono so they're only getting sexier and wiser

>>60792 That's bad, better to wait for stable portals

>>60762 I personally really like pregnancy on a monster, so to me it doesn't matter how monstrous she is as long as she can get a pregnant belly Pregnancy > egg laying

>>60794 Eggnancy > nine months of your wife being fat and useless

if I had to put up with childbearing I think I'd prefer it be eggs but as a man impregnating a woman is way hotter

>>60796 I'm glad that you've considered the idea seriously enough to have an opinion on the topic.

>>60794 But they aren't mutually exclusive? Wife can be full of eggs, only difference is less messy childbirth. Or rather, lack of it.

Consider the wurm daughter hatching from the egg. Blinking, smol eyes bleary, struggling to adjust from this new phenomenon called 'light'. She lacks balance and coordination. She rocks forward and tips over the shell. But, thankfully, mother wurm is there to catch her.

>>60797 it takes about 5 seconds of pondering the topic visible in the thread to think "what would the wife think about this though" and come to a conclusion >>60799 wurms... VERY SMALL wurms...

Instant rape, or slow burn romance?

>>60803 one leads to the other

>>60803 Slow burn rape.

>>60767 her fuzzy legs are cute lesser succs really got shafted in the succubus notebook

>>60807 >lesser succs really got shafted Isn't that the point?

>>60803 Slow buildup of temptation into rape

>>60803 i like the bunyip style rape where you're both screaming and crying

>>60810 >where you're both screaming and crying

mamono who approaches you "naturally" and gives you about 2 h ours of pleasant conversation that makes you think she's just being friendly before abruptly declaring that she is going to have sex with you now and you will be wed vs mamono who boldly approaches you and declares that she is going to court you, and then spends three weeks stammering and stumbling over the process and "now is not the time"ing until the appropriate coincidental circumstances arise that it would be a natural time for a couple to cross the line

>>60812 when option 1 happens i just think they're trying to get me into an mlm scheme or a cult

>>60812 #2 and I'll rape her instead. Nothing screams dominance like a good bodice ripping.

>>60814 are you aware of the consequences of making a mamono kyaa instead of the other way around? are you willing to live with those consequences?

>>60812 We can have a pleasant conversation while having sex

>>60815 consequences are future me's problems. one need not concern themselves with such trifles

>>60815 Alps kyaa all the time. What's the worst that could happen?

>>60801 RED WURMS BLUE WURMS Wurms!

>>60803 Slow burn romance. I am too lonely and full of mistrust to accept a fast burn romance.

>>60803 Temptation followed by mindbreak/pleasure so overwhelming you can't help but give in

Kiki fags, why do you prefer her over shog?

>>60812 First one definitely, lulling me into a false sense of security before making me hers is peak

>>60812 Obviously option 2 because it is closer to a slowburn romance. And of course I imagine any woman that awkward as being VERY moe.

>>60822 I want support to be the best I can be rather rather than to just have everything done for me. I'd prefer help over coddling. Plus, a kiki would have a much easier time thinking along the same lines I do.

>>60825 >coddling I read that as cuddling. I am lonely.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH MAMONO CUDDLING MAMONO HUGS MAMONO BASIC PHYSICAL AFFECTION FUUUUUUUUUUCK JUST FUCKING TOUCH MY SHOULDER OR SOMETHING JUST ANYTHING AAAAAAAAaaaaugh

>>60827 It's like you're channeling all my lonely into some kind of moe-moe-loneliness-beam.

>>60828 MOE MOE! SOB~ ;_;

>>60828 I don't think it's very moe but I'm glad to be a mirror to someone else's feelings

>>60830 I believe in the moe-moe moeness inside you, Anon! MOE.

>>60831 if you're not a monstergirl I don't wanna hear that

>>60832 How do I know you're not a tsundere monstergirl gaslighting ME about you being an Anon?

>>60833 I can't be a monstergirl because I'm a human man

>>60834 That's EXACTLY what a monstergirl pretending to be a human man would say!

>>60835 you can't alpfluence me either. I'm too old and big and hairy

>>60836 I dunno, you just described someone's ideal ogre.

>>60782 Bogies are big and weird, I feel like helpless prey.

>>60837 if I HAD to be a mamono I don't think I'd want to be an ogre I'd want some sort of nonhuman traversal at least. flight or swimming+waterbreathing or snekhood or even just lava immunity or whatever. something I couldn't ever do as a human I'd still pass, though

>>60839 Tell you what, I'll make you a BOY fairy and then you can FLY and get MAD POON from cute fairies AND you can ride around on corgis. CORGIS.

What if we just DIDN'T talk about alps, huh? How about that?

>>60841 Found the Rocky Mountains fan.

>>60837 I don't want to be a fairy. I want to have sex with monstergirls

>>60803 Slow burn romance anyday, I want to experience it once in my life

>>60759 Touch starved yetis have been deployed to your location

>>60845 If I live in burgerland, does that mean I'll get touch-starved sasquatch girls instead? This is a legitimately frightening train of thought.

>>60846 how does the samsquanch mamono differ from the yeti? why wouldn't you just get the wendigo?

>>60847 >how does the samsquanch mamono differ from the yeti? I just imagine a yeti but with brown hair instead of white, maybe slightly leaner.

>>60847 >how does the samsquanch mamono differ from the yeti? I figure they might be built for more varied climates, and might have a similar musk effect like high orcs. Maybe they could be the more magic/spell oriented version of a yeti, what with all the sasquatch "woo woo" shit that gets reported with them. Also they probably sound like old bushido warriors (look up sierra sounds samurai chatter). >why wouldn't you just get the wendigo? Not the same creature, by far. That's like asking a fellow dragon fan after he describes an ideal Ryu he's interested in, why he's even bothering when there's an Inari right over there.

>>60849 it's not the same mamono at all, sure, but the wendigo is still one of the greater american cryptids

>>60850 for me, it's ms jackalope

>>60851 EXTREME drunk violent sex with ms bunnysuit jackalope

>>60850 One of the greater, sure, though KC should revisit American Cryptids again. Chupacabra could use some love, same with the Jersey Devil (though I would imagine he'd change the name to Leeds Devil), and the Flatwoods Monster.

>>60853 >Flatwoods Monster Flatties, begone

>>60854 she's actually extremely stacked, but she's always there when it's wood flattening time

>>60841 No, Alps are heckin' cute and valid

I inform the Dragon that she owes me sex to atone for looking down on me and calling me a "weak, inferior human", and also for that time she chased me off the mountain.

>>60857 Did it work?

Dear Malef, You were mean to humane. I require your hand as compensation. Best regard Anon

>>60736 I think the earliest would have the The Mask cartoon, one of the episodes had a minor villain called Dragon Lady whose superpower was that she could turn into a dragon.

>>60736 it's gardevoir say what you want, at least I didn't feel attracted to sparkling dogs and cats like the others

I always imagine that shogs speak in a very verbose way, veering into purple prose, and really make it seem like they are privy to some sort of arcane knowledge, but actually don't know anything and just really want to look smart and mysterious. And also are prone to developing conspiracy theories, so you'd have to console your paranoid slime maid when she freaks out because you're supposedly getting gangstalked by kikis.

>>60861 Man, I remember playing Platinum like two years after it came out and being blissfully disconnected from Pokémon fandom and playerbase (and internet, mostly). I genuinely thought that Gardevoir looked adorable in a non-sexual way, it was my favourite pokemon. When I finally got onto the internet sometime later, I was fucking flashbanged by all the porn and the seemingly unanimous agreement that you either want to fuck Gardevoir or hate the poor critter for attracting so many pokefuckers. Never went to Pokémon side of the internet ever again.

>>60611 Greenworm is the type of monster to find drinking from the tree stand when you flick the lights on at 2:30 AM.

>>60841 Nah, Alps are fine

This is what life is all about

>>60866 How can you say that monsters aren't into anal sex when they are specially equipped for that?

Can you get revived against your will in MGE? Are they examples?

>>60868 Just stop trying to hallucinate situations you don't like and think about the ones you do. Jeez.

>>60657 OP gave me warm feelings god I miss being called faggot I must train my monster to do it

>>60869 It's for a story, I don't know what you're referring too

>>60871 Maybe you should read the MGE pages related to it before asking stupid questions. And maybe just read in general, if you are going to write it's going to be difficult to understand what you say if you write stuff like >referring too

>>60870 "I'd rather be dead than live with a smoking hot monster wife" is fundamentally incompatible with MGE

>>60868 As in resurrected by a necromancer? They'd have to be very powerful to raise a completely unwilling soul. But that would likely attract the attention of the gods and life would become difficult for them. Source: no

>>60872 >Maybe you should read the MGE pages Nah I haven't read a single page of it and i don't need too

>>60875 then why are you here and not in general

>>60876 >then why are you here Just to suffer

>>60872 I did, it's never brought up but wisp are a thing. I write for myself, my English is too bad. >>60874 I see, thanks

>>60841 That would be great

I WILL GIVE CHESHIRES THE POWER TO CREATE ANY TEEVEE SHOWS THEY WANT. THEY WILL USE THIS POWER TO MAKE GOOD TELEVISION. THEY PROMISED. >"Everybody Mpregs Raymond" >"Mad about Yew" >"The Soupranos" >"600 Minutes" >"Clerks: The Animated Series"

>>60879 Telling people to not talk about something just makes them talk about it out of sheer contrarianism.

that's it. i'm dead.

>>60882 On these lone and level sands?

>>60883 Alone no more. You've been grabbed by the ghoul.

>Anon, what is it that attracts you do the desert? >... it's clean.

>>60885 In English now?

>>60886 Desert dog woof.

>>60885 >Anon, what is it that attracts you do the desert? Sex with little brown girls

>>60885 >Anon, what is it that attracts you do the desert? i wouldnt count getting kidnapped and forced back every time i try to leave it as "attraction"... can you loosen this collar by the way? its getting itchy.

>>60885 I seek the fabled lost city of Anu'ba'nal.

what does anubis smell like?

>>60889 Slaves shouldn't complain, be happy in the pyramid

>>60891 Desert spices

>>60891 dog

>>60882 Why is she swimming in a lake of melted cheese? Isn't that hot?

>>60895 She died in a tragic industrial accident at a nacho cheese factory.

>>60896 That'sa not Gouda

>>60894 dog good or dog bad?

>>60898 you should ask her

>>60899 she said something about machine learning and decision trees to determine if she is good or bad.

>>60900 This is what happens when Anubi spend too much time without anyone who can call them good girls ad give them headpats.

>>60901 If there is no stats, there can be no pats.

>>60902 I'm going to headpat an anubis so hard she's going to forget what addition is.

>>60903 >anon smack the 'bis straight into the ground

This is why graping your anubis is important.

>>60905 >Wasn't paying any attention at all >Take a quick glance at MGE before tabbing back >>This is why gaping your anus is important. checks out

>>60906 Uh, your own anus, Anon?

>>60906 Alp, listen, what you read is all your responsibility and none of my fault.

>>60908 Are you sure you don't just have that kinda aura anon?

Let's not go there.

Anal sex Anal sex with desert dogs. That is all.

>>60885 Since when are Anubi furry Gerudo?

i'm a little surprised she's still faster

>>60913 Birds are very quick

>>60913 Something something boobs are mana containers.

>>60882 Think ghouls are intelligent enough to hold a conversation once they're sated? I could do with a blowjob queen wife, but not if I can't discuss the finer things with her.

>>60916 theoretically, but i haven't heard of a ghoul becoming sated

>>60916 Sure they can. Ghouls always struck me as being a level above Zombies in that regard as well.

Do you know why Automatons look the way they do? Because if the Ancients made them cyborg cat girls we wouldn't have MGE as a setting. We'd have something closer to a cyber renaissance space opera setting.

>>60919 >Do you know why Automatons look the way they do? Automatons don't all look the same.

>>60920 Were catgirls a thing pre-DL or did they only turn into monstermusume post?

>>60922 Unknown, but considering dragons could turn into humans, and nekomata are highly magical beings, it's unlikely they weren't.

>>60923 I'm just saying there's a fair chance the Ancients never interacted with nekomata and if they had created cybernetic cat girls the world as we know it may have ceased to exist. On a side note, I wonder if they ever created giant battle mechs like actual dragon mechs to fight dragons, and I wonder if those mechs learned to transform once their systems were filled with mamono mana. I like that I'm gonna headcannon dragongirl automatons that existed as long as dragons themsevles. Also did he ever explain automaton pregnancy?

>>60924 >the world as we know it may have ceased to exist. Yeah, that's what usually happens when you change the past. >Also did he ever explain automaton pregnancy? Mamono mana has corrupting and body morphing properties, what is there to explain?

>>60925 Are they full flesh? Part machine? Does the baby grow with plates of metal? There's actually quite a lot to explain, if you're not handwaving and dismissive.

>>60926 Like KC says: "The baby of an automaton is an automaton." We already have machines that build other machines, it's not difficult to imagine an advance machine that can create a miniaturized version of herself inside her.

>>60927 Is it nanomachines? I kinda like the idea of sitting down with the family and forging her new parts every birthday for her to grow into.

KC was a coward for not making automatons super heavy, or at least heavier than a comparative fleshling

>>60928 Could be, or a myriad different other options. Up to you what you want it to be.

>>60929 KC was a coward for a lot of things but I'll forgive him because I love his art, designs, passion, and dedication to his craft

>>60929 Reminder that if a creeping coin had the same density as real gold then she would weigh well over a ton.

>>60931 it's fine, but i do have fond memories of dorothy from big O

>>60929 >not making automatons super heavy, How do you know?

>>60932 >>60931 >All it means is mamonomana won't make you swoll enough to bridal carry and full nelson a ton

>>60934 >>60935 Answer the question liar. When has KC said that automaton ass isn't 250 kg.

>>60936 I didn't make the claim, therefor I am not a liar because you have mistaken me for some one else.

>>60936 i remember it being q&a, but it turns out it was enty >Regarding their anatomy and how they feel, the exterior of their body is made of a hard, surprisingly light metal, while the torso is a mysterious, silicone-like material that is similar in softness to organic tissue. The metal armor may be kept on or removed during intercourse. (source: Enty info article for the making of the automaton profile). is there still a publicly available place to view the making of profiles or is that frowned upon?

creeping coin goldschlager

Prototype kiki was best kiki

>>60939 >surprisingly light metal, Eh, pretty vague. Aluminium is a very light metal, but a skeleton made from it would weigh like 20kg, and that's just the skeleton. A human made for the most part from a material similar to aluminum would weigh 150kg at least, which is pretty heavy considering that's just an average build.

>>60942 i believe it was more explicit but i don't have the original article to refer to

>>60941 That wasn't kiki, that was a sentient bioweapon imitating kiki.

>>60944 The final solution to the shog v kiki debate...

Kiki"moras" are just jealous that shoggy is superior to them in every single way.

shogs are hotter but I'd prefer a kiki if I was being forced at gunpoint to have a maid

>>60947 it's always a quandary when the maid enforcement patrol comes a knocking and you're presently maidless

>>60947 >I was being forced at gunpoint to have a maid This is what happens under Baba yaga when you don't have a maid at home for too long.

>>60948 a sheep though, now we're talkin' as long as she's just a sheep that wears a maid outfit and sleeps around the house >>60949 it's hard out here for self-reliant men that don't want to give it up

Zombie maids are the best, just keep them filled to the brim with mana so they can function properly at all times

>>60947 >forced at gunpoint I don't know why monsters keep threatening me with a good time. If I were offered a maid, I'd choose a kiki every time. Force me to have a maid and I'd start getting spiteful. I'll have a jinko maid, in that case. Maybe a malef.

y'ever think about how once the portals open up you'll basically be betraying your entire species and directly contributing to the eventual extinction of the most advanced creature on the planet I do and it gets me kinda hard not sure what to make of that

>>60953 the world's already hurtling towards extinction (and not even the sexy kind). i for one welcome our mamano overlords

>>60953 Chances are the solution to birthing incubi would be found long before it comes to that point. If not then I would probably won't care, other than the fact that the daughters of my daughters of my daughters won't ever be able to find love, that would make me very sad to think about.

>>60952 >Force me to have a maid and I'd start getting spiteful. I'll have a jinko maid, in that case. >>60953 >eventual extinction of the most advanced creature on the planet You see it as extinction, I see it as evolution.

>>60952 >>60956 I had a brainfart and forgot to add text to the first reply, but Jinko maid is a great choice anyway, no spite needed.

>>60957 >but Jinko maid is a great choice anyway, no spite needed. Unfortunately she will never do the needful and will always ask you to do it instead

>>60953 Sounds to me like there'd be a new most advanced creature on the planet at that point. Also, we really need to be saved from ourselves. Horny, loving overlords are among the better ways that could happen. >>60957 Making such a strong, noble creature to serve in the completion of domestic tasks just feels wrong, though. I suppose constantly keeping one within arm's reach is an easy way to bring them back from the brink of extinction though.

i want to get raped and facesat by a heavy sweaty gyaru balrog

>>60960 We can't all have what we want. You'll have to make some sacrifices. Mainly in the wallet department.

>>60959 I see your point, but Jinko's honor and strong sense of duty are a valuable trait in a maid. >>60961 >Anon sacrificed his wallet in a ritual to summon a Balrog >now his Balrog gf pays for everything

>>60961 She's the queen of the volcano. She has enough money. I will lick the sweat off her ass and crotch. I will kiss her tummy. I will massage her horns. We will hold hands and go to the mall and bowling alley or some shit. >>60962 Basically. We will both contribute though. Any findom is the cute, sexy kind.

>>60963 She lost all her money and riches on the claw machines and now you have to feed her adiction for Mamono magi plushies.

>>60964 How is she so terrible? And hasn't she got enough of them?! There's like... a dozen of them at the foot of the bed. How many plushies does a gyaru possibly need.

>>60965 You don't understand anon. She NEEDED that ultra hyper mega rare limited time came out only during the airing of the second season plush of Gal Naga. And all of the other ones as well. Those are just the plushies she keeps in her room. The Grem designed black night plush for hugging and sleeping with 10 soothing voicelines to sleep and relax is one of the few(25 total) plushies that were specifically made to cuddle with, and the only ones you can keep in your room that won't wear out quickly. The other 280 are in her plush room, the only piece of wealth she has.

>>60966 She IS cute when dorking out about her plushies. I guess there are worse addictions to have. Those mana cages aren't gonna fill themselves, and we've got to get a lot more dough to buy that mamano magi black plush.

>>60967 It's an equivalent exchange. You get a massive, heavy sweaty balrog ass on your face, and she turns you into the best claw machine player the likes of which the world has never seen so that you can get her any plushy.

>>60968 This. Claw machine collections are cheap when you can get anything with fifty cents. Plus, seeing you land that ultra rare Beanie Babby on the first shot would get her so freaking wet.

it seems you've been found maidless. you know this is HIGHLY illegal in this country. unless you're willing to accept the punishment for continuing your maidless behavior, you WILL be welcoming one of our maids into your home unfortunately we're all out of qualified maids, so you'll have to take one of these newbies on. or face the consequences >ogga the ogre- eagerly signed on with our organization, but completely talentless and frightfully irreverent of our sacred garb. burns salads and no room has survived her attempts at cleaning it. she insists on trying regardless, adamant she can do better. she can't <harmony the hellhound- a truly unfortunate case. bound to servitude by a dark mage, she's been ordered to join our organization and faithfully serve a master for six hundred and sixty six years. hates everything about it. constantly complaining. does not seem to like being called "harmony" even though it's the name she provided to us. cooks a mean steak. kind of clumsy though. has already been returned by three previous masters for feather duster violence >??? the cheshire- appeared one day. we can't get rid of her. hasn't properly introduced herself. can't be counted on to do what you ask of her, can't be trusted to be left to her own devices. on the rare occasions she does do something helpful she does an exceptional job, but she's far more likely to knock stuff off of things while making eye contact with you <mary the mershark- we have no idea why she wants to be a maid when she can't leave the bathtub, but she looks pretty great in her uniform and is a real sweetheart. at the very least the tub will be kept spotless. "happily sedentary" if you know what I mean, but cheerful and eager to please >pia the pyrow- in her own spoken words, "maid life is EZ, if I just wear this totes :fire: smexy :fire: maidkini he'll be the 1 waiting on me neway LOL :devil: :devil: :100:." cannot be parted from her airhorn, we've tried. I cannot recommend her for any reasons. unfortunately she has connections to a high ranking lilim and threatens to use them as leverage when we suggest she find a more suitable place of employment

>>60968 >Focusing on getting the plush >Balrog wife face up against the glass, exhaling rapidly, at a slight awkward angle cause her horns are in the way >Move claw horizontally to right position >Try to gauge vertically >She grabs your other hand and moves it onto her ass >Her fat, doughy gyaru cheeks >Obtain plushie that same attempt this is an effective reward structure.

>>60858 No she laughed in my face and called me a dumb human but then at the same time wrapped her tail around my waist and refuses to let me go. She's sending me mixed signals!

>>60970 Harmony sounds manageable, just gotta find her a new nickname and treat her like a roommate I split the chores with. Mary could also be nice if I could use government bucks for a new dwelling or renovation.

>>60970 I'll take the mershark and give her a wheelchair to move around in.

>>60970 I'll take ogga. You can't fake determination. She will be fun to cuddle at the very least.

>>60970 Ahem, uhm, do you happen to have more of these unfortunate maids?

Science snake

>>60722 As a Wonderland thing an Unbirthday is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bTM8ndwxUk

>>60979 Is video unavailable?

>>60979 All that time I thought the unbirthday in Wock's doujin was just a play on the /d/ fetish, guess you learn something new everyday

>>60980 Not in EU but it's a clip from the Alice in Wonderland movie. Turns out it has a wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unbirthday

>>60981 Does this board have some kind of monster reading/watching list? Statistically there are some Wonderland fans who have never seen picrel. Some other stuff like kikimora is relatively obscure pagan mythology, apophis is a secondary ancient egyptian figure, then there's the tsukumogami. It sounds like a project worth doing. Get culture and a deeper understanding of your waifu.

>>60984 >picrel Cheshy lookin' zesty today

in a spin?

Remember, it Friday! Now you can go back

>>60987 To your auntster's open arms

>>60984 Why would it when most of the monster girls in MGE draw inspiration from but are absolutely not a 1:1 of the monster they’re based on? Reading Algernon Blackwood or August Derleth wouldn’t make you an expert on Wendigo so much as it would give you an idea of where KC got his inspiration since she was inspired by Derleth’s Ithaqua, while Blackwood is where the whole Wendigooners are deer shit comes from.

>>60970 I ask for a Cheshire, a kiki and a 'yip. We can start with the Cheshire but I need a kiki to whip her into a good maid

>>60972 Hmmmm, I will try this maybe if I said it firmly it will work better

>>60977 of course, there are always more newbies >shina the... lamia- a bright and cheerful woman with a gorgeous red tail. don't mind the smell of of paint and hair dye. swears up and down that she's NOT very possessive, but we don't remember asking her. has thus far performed admirably in her training courses, but has zero field experience. she keeps dodging clients and has been caught muttering "not him" under her breath each time <geneva the gremlin- a complicated case. her behavior is uncouth, her language foul, she smells of cigarette smoke and motor oil, and she hardly seems to want to lift a finger. she insists on absolute privacy while working. while observed, nothing ever gets done, but when left to her own devices her cleaning is spotless. frightfully so. more of a baker than a chef, not doing well with vague recipes but excelling at combining precisely measured values of ingredients >hannah the harpy- she doesn't have hands, she can't focus on work, and she's always spilling out of her uniform. but she boasts that she is "the softest creature on the planet." she certainly looks the part, but I'm not sure she can handle any other maidly duties. much better at eating food than preparing it <wanda the wurm- she's a wurm. I am sorry. but she cries if you suggest you do something yourself or that maybe she's not cut out for this

>>60939 It's linked in the OP. Check the nextcloud archive, enty is dead.

>>60977 >Penelope the pixie - A hard worker, but regrettably her size leaves her simply incapable of cleaning a house in a timely manner. We would have recommended her as an assistant maid, but she violently rejected this option - her first training session ended with the instructor shrunk and imprisoned in the sock drawer. DO NOT try to help her with any household tasks, no matter how much she appears to be struggling.

>>60885 The spice. >IT MUST FLOW

>>60984 Hey, if you think it's worth doing, it might be a good idea to start a MG mythology/origin thread.

>>60986 Who put wurm in the washing machine again?

>>60736 I’ve had an obsession with necromancy and the macabre since I was a little kid, so when I stumbled upon MGE and the Lich profile it all just kind of clicked. The profile girl is also totally my type.

>>60998 She rolled a natural 20 on her speech check and explained through sophistry and rhetoric why she is in fact 100 % machine washable

>>60999 I, too, was groomed from a young age the succubi from diablo 1 ruined me at like 9-10 or something

>>60989 I prefer her open breasts and snuggle between her sweaty titties

>>60999 Your type is Teh Rei

imagine your ancestors becoming monsters generations ago to seduce men, and so they became tall women with large tits and firm asses to attract men, and long powerful legs and hips to attack and rape them, and then when you finally bag a man at the zenith of generation of hellhound upon hellhound adaptation and growth, he goes and pokes the fucking paw beans instead of groping your boobs.

>>60993 These are great. I'd love to take Shina in, if she would have me, of course. Otherwise, guess i'll have to wait for the next batch of newbies that need some hands on experience.

>>60994 oh yeah. i looked in the wrong archive like a genius

>>60993 these are very cute anon. geneva as a gremlin name is funny.

>>61004 as a cat owner with probably $150 worth of random cat toys and towers and beds such over the years I feel this because nothing beats the cardboard box some other random fuckin thing came with

>>60994 >>61006 There's a lot of juicy details in there that i never knew about. I'll get to read those later.

>>60970 I require Cheshire

>>61010 even after you find out she has a cartoonish "sexy french" accent complete with MAGNIFIQUE?

cheshqueresque chicanery

>>61002 Sweaty hags are the best, specially if they are blood related to you

>>60987 >>60989 I really wish I had someone that would love me as much as a fictional aunt and was waiting for me at home at the end of the day

>>61013 Retarded incest babies is how you get femdom monsters

>>61016 >More Incest=More Femdom >More Femdom=More incest.

>>61011 ESPECIALLY after finding that out!

>>61013 But I want to suck her milk, not her sweat

>>61011 Sacre bleu!

licking sweaty snek armpits.

>>61016 Family circles are stronger than family trees

>>61019 But you drink milk and electrolytes at the same time It's a win win situation

Why do they make hags so attractive?

>>61024 Because they are the pinnacle of evolution, both in power and body

chocogote

>>61025 I don't care that she's some ancient being or if she has massive milky tits, if she looks 100% like a human woman I'm kicking her out of the bed immediately.

>>61027 But what if she's secretly made out of mushrooms?

>>61024 Because they have all the feminine traits accumulated exponentially by their age and also their desire for childbirth makes their attractive assets skyrocket in search for a mate

>>60997 Most people aren't here to discuss that.

>>61030 >Most people aren't here to discuss that. Most people aren't here to do anything other than post the same 3 posts in this thread every day. What's your point?

>level 1 Salamander's thoughts on Anon: "He's so strong and awesome, I was so happy when he agreed to make a party with me, fighting side by side is really really exciting, staying warm on cold nights together feels so nice" >Anon's thoughts on level 1 Salamander: "How is this kid's body so thick, who let her wear that bikini, I can see everything when she bends over, is she completely clueless going off alone with a man like that, I'm going to lose the plot if she climbs in the same bed nude one more time"

>>61001 I don’t remember how I ended up like this. I’ve loved it for as long as I can remember. >>61003 Guilty as charged I suppose. I yearn for the coos of the Kuu.

>>60736 For me it was definitely Resident Evil, I played 2 when I was like 8 years old in 1998 and I got scared or more like terrified, but somehow I later got obsessed with Zombies and got quite horny in later years when the resold versions on PS2 and Gamecube appeared on magazines (like the cute Zombie in red from the advertisements) and also other stuff that I started searching with early 2000s hentai and stuff like that. Zombie and Jiangshi hentai was the best in the 2000s.

>>60997 Thread is up: >>>61039

>>61038 I wonder what kind of music monster girls would listen to.

>>61038 That sounds very complicated

>>61041 Probably just as varied and differentiated as music tastes are in earth.

>>61044 Afraid? She's just big lizard that can fly and breath fire

>>61043 it is very complicated. but not for the thunderbird! she puts every braincell she has into playing that electric twanger of hers. ...of course, that doesn't leave her many braincells for other things, so she can be a bit jubbrained.

Ms. Icicle is demanding a husband to keep her warm this winter! She's risking her life out in the snow to recruit potential husbands

>>61049 >be me >be lonely >see apopsicle >start handholding with apopsicle >she blushes and is too warm because even though it's summer she is dressed for winter

>>61049 Has she thought about not wearing a giant silver head dress in the freezing cold? That might help.

>>61046 What does your wife listen to?

>>61053 Haven't met her yet, have i?

Which kind of mamono do you think has the nicest thighs? I personally figure that it's the Hatters, what with the common consensus that they're stacked as fuck.

>>61047 But imagine the kind of stories people would tell if dragons were known to take human forms back in the old days. Anyone who grew up in that world would "know" that if you say the wrong thing to a cute dragon girl then she'll get enraged and eat you alive, because in the past that actually happened. Imagine how those dragon girls would feel meeting humans from another dimension who had never heard those stories and just see them as cute little lizards.

>>61055 ms wurm's thigh

>>61055 I've always thought Inari would pretty thick, what with the whole "Goddess of Fertility thing".

>>61051 She can't help it, it's part of her! No parka hood can cover her head, and no earmuffs are big enough to cover her pointy ears

>>61055 Soft and velvety thighs, Wight and Dark Mage Trained and powerful thighs, Kunoichi and Tsurara-Onna

>>61055 For me it would be Trolls

>>61060 Hadn't even considered kunoichi; god only knows what techniques they must have to put those thighs of theirs to use.

>>61061 You make a compelling argument.

>>61057 Anon, please point to Miss Wurm's thigh on this image.

>>61034 oooooooh! Another Rei Lich for my Rei Lich collection!

>>61055 abaddon do be rocking those watermelon crushing thighs

>>61064 everything from her hips to halfway down the length of her tail is her thigh. it ends at her knee

>>61064 why does this wurm look smug? why were wurms equipped with the required technology to bear smug expressions? that can't be allowed

>>61068 Honestly, I'm surprising MORE wurms don't look smug.

>>61067 The thigh isn't the area below the the hips. The thigh is the area that houses the femur, which, in this case, may or may bot be completely missing depending on how advanced her legs are atrophied.

>>61069 what do wurms have to be smug about? >hmhmhm, yes, I am the most gooderest at digging they call me the holejou-sama oooo~hohohohole

Why is the wurm smug? The wurm knows. You don’t. But the wurm? Oh ho ho… the wurm? The wurm knows.

>>61071 Honestly a wurm with this kind of patter, a hard hat, and a pickaxe would ABSOLUTELY be my jam.

>>61065 Do share.

>>61074 Honestly, that image got me to 2.

thinkin about harpy fluff and cute useless harpy arms only good for hugs and flying never been all that much for birbs before but I'd lose to a 70s-90s power ballad thunderbird

Friday night and I still have this recurrent fantasy that I read like a year ago but I tend to think about it and daydream the scenario, sometimes I even fall asleep while thinking about it. >be a single man living in an apartment complex in MGE city >have a normal stable job but still decide to rent a cheap apartment since the neighbors are mostly old monsters that are quite friendly and helpful and are also into classic D&D and tabletop games >every Friday we have a tabletop session at night after work >several hags come to my room to continue the saved session >they are really into their characters, cosplaying their armor sets, dresses and stuff like that >they really like to drink, have snacks and chat during the session >the place gets kinda crowded with them and after a couple of hours the environment becomes hot and steamy >also the hags like to rip their clothes when receiving damage, roleplaying their decisions when doing rolls and some even rolling the dice to get frisky with me >after some turns they are mostly naked and aroused so they start rolling to pretty much get some action with the dungeon master >the next day the room is covered in bodily fluids, the hags covered with my seed, their clothes in tatters (if they are still wearing something) making some breakfast while some of them are still in bed with me >they are all quite friendly with each other despite being extremely competitive with each other the last night >after a couple of months the tabletop sessions are still every Friday and some of them also come to play some more on Saturdays >most of them pregnant or with recently layed eggs waiting for them at home If portals open I want this to be my reality

>>61077 I'm hardstuck GMing so my tabletop mamono fantasy is having someone else to run the kinds of games I'd like to play in for me but then I think that might be kind of horrible. every mixed gender table is a nightmare because men and women want different things out of RPGs and it get 500000% worse when there's a couple at the table, even if they're both PCs

>>61077 More like one of the hags is the GM and they are all trying to roll 20s for getting a round with you

Man, what if I just want nonsexual D&D with monster girls who are my friends?

>>61077 I'm not into harems but I can't say no to a nat 20

>>61080 >portals open >YEARS of strife and upheaval have ended all of your friend groups >haven't played some fucking RPGs in ages >finally find a group advertising >go to check it out >it's a bunch of mamono of course >and they're playing the cursed edition of dragon game >they seem nice enough though >lich GM hands you a setting/houserules document >read over it while you listen in on the session >seems pretty normal. good even. GM open rolls, monsters are more than just immediately hostile, PCs are actually put in some danger >there's even natural 20s happening that are actually run properly and not reality-defying screams-around-the-table garbage >fucking finally. people just playing the game and not theaterkidding or spending 4 hours shopping. finally dice at all >excited, show up next session with your character in hand, suited for the info you've been given >ready to kill some shit and get some loot the way god intended >5 minutes after the session begins the bard-playing pyrow says "I roll to seduce anon's character" and throws the die unprompted >natural 20 >table explodes >GM explains to you that you've been seduced >that's not even how it works and "roll to seduce" doesn't even mean anything in this system >GM relents and agrees, pyrow spends the rest of the session grumbling >GM constantly targetting your PC with ensnarement traps and throwing tentacle monsters at the party (mostly you) >end up in a near TPK situation, only saved by an obvious GMPC "beautiful buxom very sexy undead wizard" >game night derailed by bickering between pyrow's bard, dark elf's dark elf sorceress, and the VERY "in character" GMPC >all hopes of normal elfgame dashed >game night looms, text and say you're dropping out, group's not what you expected >inbox bombarded >nah >at least reply to the __ since she didn't do anything annoying >you've been here before. one vetted player that can behave herself and a dream

>>61082 I feel betrayed, just like the Anon in this story.

>>60953 I was gonna make a whole giant ass political post but I decided the better of it. >y'ever think about how once the portals open up you'll basically be betraying your entire species and directly contributing to the eventual extinction of the most advanced creature on the planet good

>>61084 Why would you want to kill all the dolphins?

>>61080 Sure but your Alp bro will stay for a sleepover after that

>>61085 Please don't insinuate dolphins and mermaids in the same proximity.

>>61086 I'm in my 40s, I have a guest bedroom and don't do sleepovers.

>>61080 You don't get friends, but there would be a market for that. Some kind of magical VR dimension with total and absolute anonymity, no one can sense anything about anyone's mana, nothing. In there you could probably dnd

>>61004 Shouldn't have developed such cute beans if she didn't want them squished.

>>61088 It's your bro, the guest bedroom wont do

>>61066 Those thighs are easily into pumpkin-crushing at that point.

Big kot.

>>61093 Big Kots can't kiss you unless they pick you up. Their giant fat cat tats block the way. The next time you see a big kot, show her some empathy.

>>61093 Eros jinko?

beware of the cats, they know your ears are full of wax

>>61082 Reply to who?

>>60724 >Mizuki, report on your mission. >I was fucked by the target several times, ma'am, but he remains unaware of my presence. Clear to advance to stage 3.

>>61098 Ninja nonsense. He definitely saw her titties jiggle.

>>61097 I left it blank so it's whoever you want it to be

>>61100 >rebel ninja clan outcast from society for developing full no-jiggle chest binder ninjatech

anonymous owes druella sex

Yeah anonymous, you're up!

the felines cometh

>>61108 don't worry, guys. I'll hold off all the cats this caturday

>>61109 I don't think this guy held off all the cats... everyone got cat-napped...

>>61102 Cheshomanti it's koturday and she's best girl anyway

>>61115 Just IMAGINE a prankster kot wife who is planning to DO PRANKS to you on koturday BUT You give her ear scritches aplenty and without knowing it reduce all her nefarious plans to >purr >purr some more >knead invisible dough >sleep

WE ARE JAPANESE GOBURIN DRUNK HAPPY don don hebereke

sorry anon, we're all out of monsters, you can have an elf though

>>61118 Ahh damn that's too bad. An elf? Damn. I feel really bad for you, it must be hard to still stock elves when people only want dogs and succubi. Look anon, just because I'm feeling bad for you I'll do you a solid. I'm not doing this because I want to, but just because you've treated me well in the past. I suppose I could take an elf off your hands. I'll take the oldest elf you have, I know stocks hard to rotate, and she might bot be as fresh as the younger elves, but since you're struggling I'll take the old elf out the back free of charge, don't worry, I'm just doing this to help you out. It's an elf, so it's not like it matters if it's an older model. I'll take it. Don't worry, I don't want thanks, just helping out. Give me the old elf. Don't worry about wrapping her up, she's only gonna be coming straight home with me, don't worry, just give me the old elf. Now.

>>61118 an elf is fine, too

>>61116 That's exactly my fantasy

Did your elf come with pelvic warranty?

What is the right thing to do if I run into a Monster bandit or Highwaywoman on the roads? I don't want my hard earned money stolen...

>>61123 This is why I alway travel on Ushiback.

>>61124 >>61123 >Wight wife insists on pulling out her pocket army every time we travel >Have to constantly ask her not to block the street when we go down to the local store to get groceries with her legions of undead.

>>61125 >Anon has a wight wife with a pocket army and he's still complaining. This is proof that humans will never be happy and any rape is justified. Druella will free us from this fate.

>>61123 You know what they say, your money or your semen.

>>61126 Look it's not that I'm not grateful it's just that I don't need to walk through a guard of honour of giant scary undead soldiers just to put the bin out.

>>61130 Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, anon married a fancy shmancy pants undead and now his life is oh so luxurious he's growing tired of it. First world problems.

Maybe I could tolerate a little bit of femdom if it's from a gentle manticore that really love me

>>61131 You truly dont understand the kind of struggles I have, All I did was mention that the mountains look pretty and the next thing I know she's bought an entire ski lodge just for us.

>>61132 She's not really into gentle femdom, she's just sleepy from ear scritches and cuddles.

>>61132 Wake up and smell the flower

>>61135 Manticores STINK!

>>61133 Whatever man.

>>61136 Look, most cats are naturally good at cleaning themselves... BUT! If your manticore is very old, she might need help bathing. Have you considered bathing your manticore?

>>61138 I don't have a manticore because they are SMELLY!

>>61139 OK, Miss Chesh, what did Miss Core do to you THIS time?

>>61140 You don't need to be a cheshire to know that Manticores REEK!

Saturday morning with auntie after a wonderful Friday evening

>>61142 This auntster is malnourished and needs 1000 CCs of cake STAT.

>>61143 Calm down anon, there's a limit on how THICC you can make your auntster before it becomes cumbersome.

>>61144 YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW

>>61145 That Kiki hasn't hit the limit yet. We can go THICCER.

>>60890 >uncover the lost city of anu'ba'nal >unseal the throne room >one big skelepophis eating chips watching khepri tv >stares at you and slowly crinkles the bag for another chip

>>61147 At least it wasn't Duriel this time

>>61143 Chubby auntsters are fine but it's better to get them back in shape when they get too fat

>>61132 Sorry, I'm going to sell you to the meanest dark elf slavers

>>61120 >>61122 God I love shiny sweaty hags

>>61153 hag life, for life

Going to Dragonia to ask dragons if I can watch them lay eggs.

Hebi cuddle Best cuddle

>>61153 Shiny sweaty monsters are a work of art

shiny

>>61157 Aunt Nukie gonna get it, and then in the afterglow I will hang out with the lil raccoons making sandcastles.

>>61156 I love how anon isn't even bothered. It's just another saturday afternoon for him.

>>61152 I can simply conquer them with the power of my divine rod.

>>61154 >>61157 The auntster parade

I'm pretty sure that baby oil is at least a trillion dollar industry in monster society

the real hustle are the seals and talismans

>>61163 They even use it on their clothes