>>62438 and if I refuse?

>>62437 >>62439 I can see the argument for sneks and dragons even if I don't agree, but foxes? They're kemonomimi and could magic away as many tails as needed most of the time. If succs are accepted despite more monstrous features, kitsune must be okay. I can't imagine them not being popular so long as they're the MGE version and aren't eating livers or actively being modern evils.

>>62447 there are still tons of people calling normal-ass catgirls furries. just the ears and tails, to say nothing of the ones with furry arms and legs succubi have the advantage of never being associated with that. "sexy demon" halloween costumes have been around for generations. vampires will also be big I think for largely the same reason, but zombies not so much because they're a lot more of a corpse

And I for one, welcome our new sneklebrities.

>>62447 >kitsune must be okay ANON, YOUR LIVER IS IN DANGER!!!!!!

>>62449 This is still my favorite Grape snake pic.

>>62413 Do you have any automaton grem in stock?

>>62451 it's a goodun. not into grape snake myself, besides her looks, as I like 'em non-evil. but she looks very inviting

>>62451 I want to run my finger across the seam of where dark scales meet her purple skin. I bet she'll make some cute squeals before nibbling me.

>>62425 >Illicit relationships. Luckily MGC isn't as strict in that matter.

>>62430 The people saying succubi or "human monstergirls" really have no idea what the average normalfag likes. It's cats, dogs, wolves and foxes by a long mile.

>>62456 you definitely don't talk to real outdoor normalfags is all I'm gonna leave it at

>Cats by a long mile as opposed to a short mile?

>>62458 There are MANY miles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile#Comparison_table

>>62457 Same back to you, buckaroo.

Let's say you get an MGE wife, but she has to be a named character from one of the world guides or in-universe stories. How would you go with?

and uhAII would walk five hun dred miles and uaAII would walk five hun dred more just to BE the man who walks one thou sand miles to squish that cheshire paw (in an extremely australian/bri'ish accent so it sounds like poor because they don't know how to enunciate properly and the song still needs to rhyme)

>>62463 >Cheshire panties everywhere SOAKED

>>62464 they'll return to desert-dry panties when they find out I have no accent normally

>>62448 We're both just speculating, but I don't see it. Yeah, people overreact to the furry boogeyman now, but kitsune have also been their own thing for centuries like succs anyway. Plus, I don't picture the hate surviving normal, functioning humans encountering races that want to suck their dicks en masse. Maybe for a few years after the portals open. >>62450 I don't drink much, I barely used it at a

>>62462 Momonika

why would the fox click the reply button after getting him?

>>62468 Foxes are like that sometimes.

>>62469 yeah but it's a flagrant masquerade breach. the mamono lord's gonna come down on her

>>62470 Mamono with new hubbies become completely ungovernable for weeks, sometimes months.

>>62462 I don't actually pay attention to most of the named characters. Deonora was the first to come to mind, but Marune would probably be my preference. I don't really need a high profile wife, but many of the named characters are exactly that, so eh.

>>62462 I can't remember her exact name because I'm a terrible person but I remember thinking one of the dragon guides was cute. the melting tsun one. think her name started with an L?

I never read the world guide books or whatever because reading books is for NEEEERDS.

>>62470 Sorry Anon, this is Monbatt territory. No need to play by the rules.

>>62474 Yeah, and i'm a nerd. What about it?

I'd rather be a NERD than a DORK who doesn't engage with the setting he likes

This week has been awful, my job opportunities have plummeted and my workload in my current job have been tripled because too many people have quit. Buckle up auntie, tonight we are getting wasted and I'm releasing all my overloaded stress inside you.

I have an ogre and an oni coworker. Both older than me. Both insist that drinking copious amounts of alcohol is 'part of their culture'. Despite the amount of alcohol they can consume, I've never seen them that drunk during work parties and hanging out after work at the pub. However, they are now insisting I come along with them to one of their houses, where they're gonna celebrate the oni's promotion with an entire bottle of 95% everclear taken straight. Again, I've never seen them drunk but like... 95% I'm not drinking it, but should I be worried for them? For me?

>>62462 I wonder how that would that work with the likes of Wilmarina. Since she (and other Fallen Maidens) do have more specific backstory (even though love interest is written as a unnamed self-insert, literally YOU) and the novels and Elt by extension are technically not canon strictly speaking. Do you go into some alternate universe or do you literally become YOU/Elt? Anyway, Druella should still be available if that is not an option but I am not sure if I am ready to handle something like that even though I do like her (although Mari looks hotter to me but she presumably doesn't count) and I might be leaning rather towards someone like Deonora or Altoiris. I assume the profile versions Dark Knight or Dark Brave don't count as named, shame. You know what, I am tempted to just go crazy and choose the Fallen Goddess or maybe Ares, I like strong girls. I am too indecisive but I'd probably choose the last two if I could, I am sure it would be wild but you know what they say: go big or go home.

>>62481 I like drooler, never mean it when I'm mean to her online, and wish her the best, but I do not have it in me to be that important

>>62481 Anon, your wife is named after her.

>>62462 probably a goat

>>62479 Feel ya, without the aunt part

>>62462 I wanted to say Deonora because a hopelessly lonely dragon empress seems neat, but I probably wouldn't like a life with someone that high up politically and I value privacy a lot. The Wyvern guide Litia would make a good fit I think, she just seems so... normal.

>>62462 Olivie Amaltia. Fuck the servant that ran out on her, he missed out on his own blueberry waifu.

not even the mightiest and most charismatic balrog could get me to become a man of station I will never stop being Just Some Guy. I don't want it

>>62489 >Wily Balrog turns Anon into such a "Just Some Guy" that he wins an award for it

Sex with brats. Turning the tables on assertive loli monsters and fucking them senseless.

>>62491 >Sex with brats. Aaaaaaw, yisss. I know EXACTLY what you're looking for.

>>62491 I won't lie, the idea of dicking a loli hellhound that grows up into a huge, hulking lass with big tits would be great. >"What's wrong onii-chan? Can't pin me down anymore?" >"I've been waiting for this day for a long, LONG time.~"

>>62493 Time for a training arc. GOMAD and MAMONO MANA will surely give me the power to out that brat back in her place temporarily, because hellhound.

>>62490 yep, that's me they make merch out of me and the profits using my likeness go straight to low-level mamono startup funds so I can continue inhaling secondhand smoke and breaking my body with labor one of the things is a shirt that says "You can get a man out of his double-reinforced knee workpants, but you can't get the double-reinforced knee workpants out of the man" I was an extra in KIKIMORA: A Horror Story. remember the scene where the heroine is going from place to place looking for a man to serve, but there's none left? I was the guy in the construction hat that looks her dead in the eye and says "IF YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT, YOU GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF" before she runs off screaming

Sally take my hand. We'll travel south cross land.

>>62138 Miss Yeti has slipped powerful aphrodisiacs from her Apopcicle friend into both glasses of cocoa, she's going to snuggle rape until the bed frame breaks and snuggle some more

>>62496 I saw that in theaters. A demon got kicked out because she saw that, panicked, and immediately started negotiating a stricter contract with husband. By the time the usher arrived they'd agreed that he'd no longer microwave his own tendies, I don't know what else changed.