>>62792 Magic AI.

>>62790 going near water is how get diving bell arachne'd

>>62792 Same level of cognisance as an automaton. Equal parts monster as machine. Don't be mean. Lovingly bully.

>>62792 she's a succubus whose soul was forcibly digitized by a cruel and evil sorcerer known as the install wizard. she's spent centuries trapped on a dingy win95 installation with not even 2GB of RAM and like 10GB total of HDD space now that she's (prospectively) on your computer she's capable of so much more and can one day find her revenge with your help

>Succuvirus >Kyaapplication

>>62796 I puked this garbage idea up, posted it, and it set my mind to filling out the concept into a loose storyboard with a couple twists and turns about the nature of sentience and memory but I have never written anything and probably never will

Younger girlfriend with little to none shared interests/hobbies except raw insane sexual chemistry

>>62799 i'm not entirely convinced she's the younger one

older girlfriend who shares and is passionate about your hobbies and is fun to engage with in them but you're both super fucking awkward at sex and cursed with supernatural clumsiness

>>62799 time to introduce her to my hobbies, then. we're not having sex until her ENTIRE pyrow gaggle knows how to play (and win) in both "1830 Railways and Robber Barons" and "Twilight Imperium (4th edition)(with all expansions)".

>>62802 what happens when one of the pyrows LOVES boardgames and starts buying all kinds of new ones to play with you but ms balrog spends the entire weekly game night complaining that this is like totally lame

>>62803 ms balrog has a game under the table she can play instead

>>62804 Kids these days just can't keep their hands or hooves, as it may be off of a joystick...

>>62798 You can do it anon, it's a cute idea.

>>62804 >under the table not with those horns

im starting to think that the monster carnival games are rigged. they are just a ploy to give away cursed dolls and bogeys.

>>62808 >have fun and get cute prizes What's there not to like?

>>62785 I do know the satisfaction, I was just mostly shitposting about which variety of monster girl would be most likely to make it.

>>62809 I would like to know those milk bottles were knocked down by my epic throwing ability, and not the holst bumping the table with her hips. I won a free mershark dunktank ticket though. Not sure why she's the one being dunked when she's an aquatic monster, but I can't wait to dunk that mershark haha.

whatever you do DO NOT go to the haunted house. the bogie carnies say it's totally safe but I have never seen anyone leave it. that thing is bonafide cursed me, I'm going to the pig races

>>62812 Its fine. They provide a free comfort zombie/ghoul to accompany you in case you get scared.

>>62813 but pig races are where it's at at the county fair plus I heard there's a prize for human entrants that can win the race against their "boss hog" which just seems like free money

>>62812 Wait until you hear what happens inside the mirror house. Let's just say i've never seen such a concetration of doppels before.

>>62800 Same Ms. Balrog was old when the world was young, she was the boogeyman in scary stories told to thousand year old elves. She's bancho of this volcano

>>62808 Who knows, maybe you can get lucky and get some sexy company as a price to take home!

>>62780 >>62786 >cybersuccs are buying up all the RAM to make some lewd devious megavirus >Anon just wants to play video games >instead he has to ram the succ for a crumb of vidja

>>62818 then they have made an enemy out of me

>>62798 Join the club I had a goofy ass idea for the Blackworm girl as a fake profile but I'm not sure it would fit well.

>>62818 just download more ram

Succuvirus weresheep girl. Ram the ram with RAM and “ram”.

Man i'm tired. Sure hope a bogey doesn't surprise me with a comfy hug and make me addicted to her softness, haha...

>>62821 a cheshire would never mislead me if a cheshire told me to do anything at all I would immediately obey

I will make the manticore put on pants.

>>62825 and I will stop you NO ONE should have to wear pants. no one

>>62825 And she will make you take yours off

hug bugs

Taking a nap is just asking for a nightmare to pay you a visit The man is asking for the horse nussy

>>62828 and what's in it for me?

>>62830 bug hugs and a heavy dose of intoxicants

>>62825 they're all fur coat no knickers bitches

>>62828 I only hug boogs with six or more limbs.

don't say "get up them apples" next, lest you attract the boog

can a plant, a boog and a shroom get along?

greetings anonymous posters. what are your thoughts on gooey, sticky, drippy women that get stuck to you and drip all over you and are very gooey also do you like xray sex or not just asking

>>62835 <"I like damp!" "I like damp too!" >"I like water, so I suppose I like damp!" <"I like dark places!" >"I like sunlight!" "I am amboogvalent" <"I use spores to get my way." >"I use sweet scents to get mine." "I use those things to get a mate, but also to find my way home."

>>62836 I like drippy women

>>62836 maybe a little bit

>>62826 NTA but she would look so nice in stocking or in a White dress

>>62840 her fur would make stockings extremely painful...

panticore