>>61668 >he believed the propaganda

You were quicker; I couldn't post my chesh-themed thread. Monday is at fault

>>61699 It's Tuesday, my dude.

>>61700 Monday's bad influence spread like mold

>Yo, Anonyama! Wanna go bust some crates open? What do?

>>61702 >agree >end up being a prop in her lootbox opening livestream (it had record views and donations)

>>61702 What's in the crate ?

>>61704 Aku Aku mask

>>61696 I like her top hat.

>>61705 I was hoping for food, sad.

>>61696 Reminder that you have to outrun the zombies every time, but the zombies only have to outrun you once.

YOU are MGCPD's most wanted (because you are cuddly)

>>61710 Zombie Werecat is slow and clumsy until it gets the zoomies, at which point it gains a massive agility boost but suffers an even bigger penalty on perception and intelligence

>>61711 >face straight into the chest mofu never stood a chance

>>61699 It's important not to give them too much, Anon. They get... problematic.

>>61713 The fate of all delinquents

>>61696 Based wisp OP.

>>61711 I love this image so much. I would become a petty criminal in MGC just to experience this supreme happiness.

>>61717 Supreme happiness is just regular happiness + tomatoes and sour cream.

>>61714 They're never too much cheshs

>>61717 >PETTY criminal she knows just how to deal with punks like you

>>61719 Reminder that much is used for uncountable things, like water or salt, etc, while many is used for countable things, like cheshires or jokes. You can have too much water, but there are never too many cheshires.

>>61721 My bad if cats are liquid can you count them?

>>61722 If cheshires are containers for liquid cat you can count the like you can count glasses of water.

>>61723 Glass of Chesh sounds tempting, but I think I'll stick to a glass of Shog.

>>61723 I'm convinced there exists a sea of cheshire in the Wonderland. Just a huge amorphous mass of smug catness from which individual cheshires may emerge through quantum processes.

>>61725 Horrifying. Sounds like something perfectly suited for wonderland.

>>61725 I wanna dip my BALLS in it!

>>61725 Sounds really comfy, I would like to throw myself in it

If you moved to the MGE world post portals, where in the MGE world would you and your waifu live?

>>61729 i will live between her boobies

>>61730 It is actually home to a small cadre of fairies. So, you’ll have roommates.

>>61731 Talking about Titania?

>>61729 In wintertown, either in a chalet or a bunker. I don't feel like living in wonderland, going there for tea is enough

>>61729 Some nice beach town with a Mediterranean climate and long stretches of shore to bike/walk.

>>61717 it's tough trying to be a big criminal but none of the monsters take you seriously

>>61729 smalltown dragonia, probably. I really like all the worldbuilding done for dragonia but I don't like big cities at all and I don't think my wife would either (because I would probably not marry a woman who likes big cities) or wintertown, but that seems less fun

>>61729 In the blackest part of Dragonia, of course!

>>61742 >blackest part of Dragonia <ayoooo, humie wants sum fuk?

>>61729 probably somewhere in Court Alf.

>>61744 That’s on Melmac, and you don’t want to be a cat, there, I tell you what.

>>61734 that is one comfy chesh and one small and probably crushed by now guy

>>61697 I want to get foxed... >>61702 Mom says I'm only allowed to break clay pots.

how does one become more appealing to monstergirls clearly I must be doing something wrong. the fault evidently lies with me. it's been decades. there's no other explanation

>>61729 dragonia outskirts, near the graveyards

>>61729 Some green mamono realm or another. The Land of the Four Gods or whichever country it was where everyone is normal and productive by day and fucks like animals at night sounded pretty nice. My memory on the details has grown fuzzy, but I want that sort of thing. Being on a river would be nice.

>>61729 some order-controlled town so we can fix it up and monsterize all those poor human women for their even more miserable husbands all hail the mamono lord

Imagine onsen trip with friends from Hagville

>>61752 ms nekomata about to become mrs nekomata

>>61753 >Hagville nekomata >The crazy cat lady is also a cat

>>61754 Best fisho appreciator too

>>61754 she looks pretty sane in that image craziest thing about her is them titties

>>61756 fat cat tats

>>61757 young lady's got a strong back

I'm Miss Bite Christmas I'm Miss Snow I'm Miss Apopsicle I'm Miss Graped Pharaoh Friends call me snek miser Whatever I munch Turns corrupt in my clutch Haha... I'm too much.

>>61759 lol, lmao

>>61759 I'll bite her back and put the venom back in her she how she likes THAT get owned

So how're those stories going, contestants?

>>61763 procrastinating

>>61764 Cease this at once.

>>61752 I imagine my d&d Friday nights with hagville monsters just like that, but all together in a steamy room with sodas and snacks

>mamono don't want to play ttrpgs with me because I actually want to play the game and not just use game night as an excuse to have sex it's hard out here in MGC

dragon panties...

>"I'm afraid we don't have any tour guides yet... oh what the hey" >miss titania shrinks to the size of a regular fairy and perches on your shoulder >"if I can't show you around then who can?"

>>61769 this but she shrinks me so I can sit in comfort between her tits during the tour.

>>61767 they can do other things besides sex, such as roleplay cosplay sex

>>61769 A tutorial fairy who cannot be ignored... when she says "Hey, listen" it triggers an unskippable cutscene...

>>61770 you are never leaving if you let this happen >>61771 I don't WANT to have sex I want to explore horrible places and overcome danger and get loot

>>61767 We can do both, specially while roleplaying

>>61773 you could go to your closest mamano convenience store on a grocery run then

>>61774 I would unironically rather not play at all than play with a bunch of people only there for the sex function phones at the table are bad enough man. if that's how it ends up I would simply not share any hobbies with my wife >>61775 true

>>61773 Leave? My journey has had a happy end - snug between fairy boobs.

>>61772 we need more tutorial monsters. fairies have cornered the market for too long

>>61777 I for one don't want my journey to end because of marriage, I want marriage to be the end of early game >>61778 particularly partial to tutorial girl of beastly descent. the first enemy you encounter in the forest who takes pity on your noobliness and shows you the ropes, and then you go on adventures together and fall in love during the process and then after finding the lost treasure of the ancient empire you settle down and make a dozen kids and open a tavern and

the mad lich has created a chimaera of your top 3 mamono and sent her after YOU. what in the hell is she and how do you plan on surviving?

>>61780 >Gremlin >Mad Hatter >Hellhound Dr Jekyll and Miss Hound

>>61780 >Jinko >Bogey >Yeti I just wait for her in bed and let her join me under the blankets.

>>61767 I like when monsters do play the game and get frisky later, or make some lewd dares to rise the stakes during game Also if some monster becomes the dungeon master then you have no choice but get a good roll, you are at her mercy if don't

>>61763 I'm workin awn it

>>61780 >hellhound >fox >demon It's never been more over.

>>61729 I want to move to Hagville as a bachelor and be seduced by one of my next door neighbors who likes to bake cookies for me and use my face as a seat cushion.

>>61780 >werewolf >raiju >lamia >electrosex fuzzy snek that bites and scratches and constricts and gets even worse during the full moon greased rubber bodysuit 2" thick so I'm shockproof and slip out of her grasp and fangs and claws cannot penetrate it. then just sitting in a box made out of silver on full moons with a bouquet of wolfsbane to bop her with or because I want to lose like any real man would, I just let it happen and send ms mad lich a thankyou letter. and probably actually die in the process because that's a pretty lethal grapple state

>>61780 >Cheshire >Bunyip >Kiki I should have just enough time to write a thank letter to that lich for such a beautiful Christmas gift.

>>61780 >inari >hellhound >apophis ma! theres a weird ass bunnyip outside! its like purple and shit the fucking thing.

>>61780 >Eel demon learncow I'm metaphorically and literally fucked. >Smarter than me >Craftier than me >Friction hax >Stronger than me (this doesn't matter much because I'd likely be in for sexy psychological horror, no need for violence here) My only saving grace would be that she'd have trouble with stairs and ladders... Though she could probably just fly with magic. Thank goodness getting caught is how you win in this game.

>>61780 >matango >pale rider >Abaddon I'm going to step outside, breath the air, then instantly fall to her. I'm going to drink water and her spores are going to make me instantly fall to her. I'm going to be in my room crack open a window and instantly fall to her. I'm going to look at her face for 5 seconds, unable to read any expression but see lust in her eyes then be stuffed into her boobs for the next 6 hours and become hers. The apocalypse has come for me. I am not ready.

>>61787 This but instead seduce the Danuki landlord that is too awkward to make correct sentences in front of me and looks like a Hex maniac

>>61793 >matango I'm impressed anyone has Matangos as one of their top 3.

Danuki is speculating on tulip bulbs.

>>61794 I like the way you think. Old version of the Hex Maniac or the New?

ms werewolf saw my poe2 build and now she's lookin at me funny...

>>61796 that would've gone different if they were alraune bulbs

Following a period of explosive growth and a brief cooling off period, I expect huge returns for both of us in 9 months.

>>61747 today's fox of the day is the red fox

>>61802 I like #4, she isn't asian and thus looks trustworthy

>>61803 the red fox is the largest of the true foxes and through nominative determinism they must surely only be truthful

>>61804 You can tame foxes. Make them trustworthy with the power of your mana.

>>61805 Ugh. Never tame a fox. MAKE HER WORSE! A million times worse!

My head between loli Wight thighs

>>61806 No. I'm going to turn her into a good girl and she's going to like it.

if foxes were good and trustable I'd like them very much. possibly too much, but I'm willing to find out if it's a safe amount of liking if the future can truly be saved

>>61802 Why does that first fox have a leaf on her head?

>>61811 she's leaf-on-head retarded

>>61811 It's magical.

>>61811 it was the style of the time

>>61811 stop noticing IMMEDIATELY

We can't bust nuts like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I went with a fairy to Druellaville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Lescatie, which is what they called Druellaville in those days. So I put a leaf on my head, which was the style at the time. Now, to convince my fairy I needed a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of beegirls on them. Give me 5 beegirls for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we. Oh yeah, the important thing was I had a leaf on my head. Which was the style at the time. They didn't have red leaves, because of the greenworms. The only ones you could get were those big green ones.

>>61798 New, I'm not really fond of the new pokemon in general

cheshire with green leaves on their heads they don't try to be anything else or whatever they just launch into communal song G R DOUBLE E N LEAVES

>>61819 Damn, what a callback. Are they Hagville residents?

>>61798 >>61818 I mean old version, I stuttered Imagine a Danuki like that trying to socialize with you

>>61820 some of them some of them are also youngster cheshire meme historians that don't want to let the Old Ways fade into nothingness we both know who's better to watch prance around during the yatta chorus, though

>>61820 I really hope so

I don't get it. >Get told I've been a baaaaaad boy >Still get a present >It was nine months late, may as well have just kept it until next Christmas >Several years later >My present is still making me the happiest I've ever been Does sending mixed signals get monsters off or something? I don't know what to make of this, it's like I'm being rewarded for weeping dust under the rug when cleaning the house (my major crime).

>>61821 Personally I see her more as a Zombie, a Wight or any kind of undead in general

>>61802 Red, white, pink, black, blonde, it doesn't matter A fox is a fox and should not be trusted!

>>61821 I gotcha. It's quite a mental image, her standing there looking all nervous, blushing wildly, sweat dripping down her face as she talks to you, her hands clenched beneath her giant rack and only making her breasts look even bigger, her dumptruck ass bumping against the doorway as she shifts her weight.

>>61828 i like the pink ones

>>61829 Holy Reddit spacing on this one.

>>61828 >A fox is a fox and should not be trusted ...Alone. A vixen needs a lover to exhaust her foxy impulses upon, lest she start dismantling nations or eating livers or whatnot. Foxes are like cats: only a problem when they're bored and/or horny.

>>61832 that's the thing. they're ALWAYS horny and ALWAYS bored enough to want to "make something exciting happen"

>>61834 So let her make your penis happen. Foxes are easy, just engage with them. ThispostpaidforbytheAmericanMofuAssociation.

>>61828 Foxes can be very loyal and trustworthy

I think it's time for snakes to enter the world stage as shadowy worldruining conspirators. the fox/danuki duopoly is leading too rapidly to our demise and is too centralized in zipangu (understandable since it's a locus of evil). we need another. we need the ancient shadow serpent cult from the great desert to come back and start competing for brainwashing bandwidth and other resources

>>61836 And you through those ones back. I need a fox that got sealed by other foxes for PERFIDIOUS BEHAVIOR.

if there was a benevolent fox I could trust, I would have been foxed already because I am very weak to mofu this is how you can tell there are none it's time to give more mofucredit where it's mofudue

>>61840 >PERFIDIOUS BEHAVIOR Sharing her wisdom for the purposes of human prosperity and liver health (NOT to be eaten)? Where would you even find one of those?

>>61842 Fox hands typed this post.

>>61844 The joke was that perfidy to the perfidious would like like being a decent person.

>>61845 I know, bro. I know.

dog

>>61847 No beans = no deal

>>61847 firmly grasp it

>>61848 So much done right and they skipped the most important part.

>>61850 i like the schism on what color hellhound nipples should be

>>61851 is there a schism? whoever disagrees with "slightly darker and more saturated tone of skin color is the color nipples are" is dumb and wrong

>>61852 You have to be consistent though. Her lips, pussy and anus should all be that color too,

>>61853 no problem here. it'd look weird if they weren't, though the color of her anus is not relevant to my interests

>>61780 >hellhound >demon >dragon zombie what in the ever loving fuck fluffiest, softest, scheming monster to directly attack me as possible. Honestly this seems more like an ancient evil ready to lock me into a warlock pact with no other option, with payment in bonecrushing sexo and mandatory dates

>Come home >Find sealing talisman on door, and a notice >Attention Resident: Your home has been deemed to possess the proper spiritual power in order to contain evil. As such, your home is now also the residence of one (1) fox with an evil score of 9.7. Thank you for your cooperation >Department of Evil Relocation

>>61856 welp she can have it I guess time to find a new home

>>61857 Make an offering of fried tofu first. Just in case.

>>61858 she already took my home from me, I'm not fuckin with it any more

>>61780 >Elf Wight Vampire This is literally just my wife.

>>61859 No, the city took your home. The tofu is just the last gesture of peace before you start uparmoring a tractor.

>>61863 I'm not dumb, the city gave the word but she gave the order foxes, not even once

>>61863 these imminent dom policies are too much

>>61866 Brah, just live in the streets, brah. Hang out with pigeon harpies and large mice, brah. Make nice with the bug girls living in the sewer system.

>>61867 there aren't streets to live in, I've been forced out into the wilds

>>61868 ORLY?

>>61866 I am concerned about the fox with glowing tips

>>61872 She only RECENTLY joined the CIA.

>>61869 the DESERT wilds

>>61872 bioluminescence is frequently utilized for attracting mates

>>61875 SOON >Yet another Anon swallowed up by a mimic pretending to be a PC case covered in rainbow LEDs

>>61873 >CIA Foxes What horrible actions would such creatures get up to?

I don't want my cum inspected it's MINE

On the third day of Christmas my monster gave to me... Three thigh squeezes, Two turtle priests, And a brand new succubus key!

>>61877 Raping a man before dragging him to another plane.

Miss Yeti? How are you not freezing your ass off?! It's snowing and you're wearing a bikin- Wait no I didn't mean 'ass off' like that! N-No! DoMMMPHHHFF

If you're ever bored and it's late at night, you can always go down to the nearest Mamono Waffle House and enjoy free* entertainment in the form of gladiatoral fights between the kitchen staff and the surly customers. Fists, magic, demon silver weapons, you'll see it all! *With the purchase of a meal. Freeloaders without proof of purchase will be subjected to punitive action** by staff **Your pelvis will be brutalized by their pelvis and probably also their mouth, and the video will be posted on LiveLich for street cred

>>61856 >Unseal the evil thing >Let it loose on the street >Go to sleep I hate the government

>>61883 I will gladly pay for and eat some waffles at 2AM and watch some drugged up lizards in thongs fight each other over perceived slights. and then walk back to my vehicle and drive home to safety

>>61877 Getting her plane crashed with no survivors

some day we will all be free to headpat unsuspecting mamono may that day come soon

Isaac Newton once said that for every reaction something something equally opposite thing so therefore for every anon that posts about wanting to touch beans there's probably some mamono with an unhealthy obsession for human male fingers and toes. There is an Anubis out there spending her pyramid engineer salary on commissions of her ideal husband showing off his bare, suspiciously detailed feet and of her massaging and kissing them.

>>61891 >for human male fingers and toes Its all ghoul posts

>>61891 It sounds disgusting and weird when you reverse the roles, why?

>>61893 man feet aren't appealing because they're on men I wonder how many mamono fiendishly lustpost over headpats and basic physical contact because of me

>>61893 Because it's disgusting and weird. When we do it to animals there's the whole "aww, wook at da kyoot wittew animaw" aspect, but it's still basically footfaggotry under the surface. My dog only sometimes tolerates me squishing his beans so even animals aren't always into that. As someone who gets it, I will still indulge my wife's love of my my tiny, nearly hairless, pleasantly dextrous little human hands if she has one. I will expect to be allowed to nibble pointy ears, squish beans, and/or molest tail as applicable, though. That's only fair. Oh, no foot tickling or licking though. Tickling is kind of unpleasant and I would kiss that mouth

do you think lamia/other snekbodies are into man legs

>>61826 Ms. (now Mrs.) Krampus is really smart and instead of punishing you for being a bad boy she gave you a present that will make you a good boy. >>61865 I'm gonna feel guilty for letting her down.

>>61865 hard at work!

ms automaton just wanted to get into art but everyone got really angry...

>>61879 What does the succ key open?

>>61905 Any door, but it turns that door into a door to a pocket plane of existance, one where time flows slowly so you can stretch a 5 minute smoke break into a 5 hour sex session with your wife, to de-stress and all that. Really useful in the city where there's not enough space to install enough recreational rooms for all the workers.

Monk's life in the Kot temple doesn't look that bad and the martial art of the Clawed Paw clan is interesting

>>61817 All I can say is >DENTAL PLAN

>>61865 >blushing while reading How scandalous it must be...

Wen's the shadow person MG? I've got a hankering for lewd silhouettes.

>>61914 Doppelganger, kinda?

>>61915 Doppel is interesting, in that her selling point is self defeating. Because KC decided to tie her powers to love, it's almost like if you wanna fuck another girl you don't love her anymore. Instead of having a wife who could be any one and you would still love her for who she is behind the facade it's almost written like once you discover her true self she can't transform anymore. I mean it's logical, she can only transform into who you truly love, i.e. her. But still, kinda ruins the concept.

>>61916 Yeah, it's nice as a narrative, like a tale about love, but it's less nice as an MG gimmick.

>>61917 >The goodest girl is overshadowed in her own profile by what could have been sad, automatalexa play despacito

cheshpacito

cheshcappuccino

>>61920 Nooooo la poliziaaaa

>>61919 >>61920 Chespresso?

>>61920 Ass-ass-ino?

drinking your morning coffee and giving your cheshire's ass a long kiss

>>61924 My cheshire wife insists that her boobies are full of delicious coffee, and it'll come out if I keep sucking them. I am suspicious because even after hours of sucking this has not happened.

>>61926 Weird, did you flip flop the ears to start the milk processor?

Who makes the most unassuming, illegitimate Ojou that actually kinda works? I'm thinking Akaname.

>>61927 I can't touch her ears without her either getting mad or horny. It's hard to tell the difference. So, no.

>>61928 It must be that. I never did anything with the idea, but I had imagined a beautiful, graceful noblelady Akaname that only shows her true nature when she's alone with the man she likes. Other good candidates would be Kunoichi and Tanuki.

>>61928 I read that as illiterate ojou and my immediate thought was wurm.

>>61932 There are better candidates for an illiterate princess than one who lives in one of the most developed cities in the MGE world.

>>61711 >rack up a bounty so high the town guard don't even arrest you anymore, you're RoS >getting within 100 meters of a town causes minimum 3 dogs to run out the gate and chase you into the forest

>>61932 Imagine the drills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXFilTUiko >>61933 Wurm princess that's actually really smart and well-read got used to her intellect being underestimated and learned to use it to her advantage.

>>61937 >Wurm princess that's actually really smart and well-read got used to her intellect being underestimated and learned to use it to her advantage. The thing is, that only works with dragons and people in this thread.

>>61937 The brain uses a big part of its processing power to turn upside down images the right way up because our eyes project images to the visual cortex the wrong way up. Now Wurmie, she reads books upside down, thereby freeing large parts of her brain's processing power for other pursuits. Not illiterate, this one.

>>61938 That's good enough.

>>61939 i thought she ate books to gain their knowledge

>>61931 >She "Ohoho's with a fan in front of her face because her tongue's secretly down her dress, along her sleeve as she holds your hand, up your sleeves, down your shirt and in your pants >And none are ever the wiser.

I love this time of year. I haven't seen the sun in weeks!

>>61944 Didn't you eat the sun, miss apopopopophises?

>>61945 Fenris ate the sun and went awooo

>>61944 >Go to work, night >Come back from work, night Dark times indeed

>Anon blocks out the sun like Mr Burns to deal with those pesky ectotherms once and for all >He and his body heat are quickly snekked

>>61946 i'd fimbul her vetr

>>61948 It should have been me, not him.

>>61950 What snek would you want to snek you?

>>61951 yes

Does anyone have a screencap of the different kinds of Mad Hatter that someone wrote up on an earlier thread? I''ve gone looking, but haven't been able to find it.

>Anon calls SIRtur an Alp mythological fimbul

baphomet and sphinx look better with wings

>>61955 true baphomet also looks better with TITS

>>61956 Marune understands.

We need more (cat) maids

we need more succubus maids. and nurses, and nuns, and teachers, and receptionists, and beauticians and consucction workers

>>61960 >anon asked Eros for trad Succubus wife >got tradie Succubus wife instead No refunds. Next.

>>61961 sweet I've always wanted a woman who would understand the work I want to complain about

>>61951 Apophis, if the gods may be so gracious as to grant that wish.

>>61763 >>61865 Still working on it. Cross-referencing for historical events has been both difficult but also enlightening, I found something that fits way too well with the character I've chosen, especially with how I plan to write things out. There's a lot of interesting shit around the TNT Area, to say the least.

>>61729 I'd like to try the abyss. I feel like me and my shogflayer wife would be at home there

>anon all warm and snug in his bed >snake slithers up to him >slaps her big fat cold tail on his chest

>>61966 Doesn't happen to me

>>61899 Yes, I headcanon that monsters fetishize human bits as much as we fetishize monster bits

>>61966 This wouldn't happen if the snake was already warm and in bed with you. At least leave on a heat lamp, you monster.

Role reversal where a cow girl makes you wear cow print while milking you

>>61970 You can invert the milk cycle, but it will always cycle. Also: >His and hers cow outfits >Your wife isn't even a cow, she just has fat tits >It's very funny until some human woman at the costume you're attending starts screeching about cultural appropriation >She is unceremoniously dunked in a bowl of extra rich holst milk

>>61966 Why are they like this. Just asking. Why do snakes feel entitled to your body heat. Sometimes they don't even ask. They just coil you up and HEAT DRAIN you.

>>61974 As a warmblooded creature you constantly produce heat that gets dissipated into the environment. If you have a snake coiling you, your energy doesn't go to waste.

>>61974 Wait till you meet the snakes who want your levels and your heat

>>61974 you aren't using it quit hogging it all they NEED IT. stop being selfish give reparations already. you know what you did

>>61977 Least obvious snakepost.

>walk into snek territory >thermometer appears in HUD

>>61977 Damn right. Sssssssssssso selfish.

>The portals open, monsters flood through >There is chaos, but eventually things settle down and people get used to having sexy monster ladies around >Eventually, women start willingly transforming because there are perks What would the most common monsters be for willing transformations? I think totally-not-a-monster monsters like elves would probably be common, but also succs because it'd be easy to become one and there's no personality archetype to fill. Maybe pyrow due to social media presence?

>>61982 Succs are the default transformation by mana exposure. Only women with a very strong affinity for another monster, and those monsterized my a monster directly, would transform into something else.

>>61982 >alp populations explode and become everybody else's problem

>>61983 Yeah, but human women could choose to be turned by a specific monster or intentionally grab a cursed item if they want or something. I imagine many monsters would be glad to help, but I'm thinking over which ones would be asked most often.

>>61985 >be popular, desirable mamono like a harpy in a society where human women are basically obsolete >most interactions with them are them being envious and bitter at best, outright hostile at worst >ANOTHER human woman comes up to you asking you to monsterize her because "like flying sounds like so cool and I'm SO tired of you outcompeting me, I bet I'll look SO GOOD with those wings" >the process is annoying because it's not fucking your husband >the outcome is annoying because EVERY TIME these ungrateful turds complain after the fact about how they don't have hands anymore and how their $8000 shoe collection is worthless now >declining gets you labeled as a gatekeeping bigot on human social media

>>61986 Should've just become a dragon if they wanted wings and hands, LMAO. Ragebait aside, I feel like lamia and spooders would also be common choices that sound great until you think it through. At least polymorph is apparently super easy for monsters to use outside of the bedroom.

wouldn't the play be to NOT monsterize human women, since mamono can't birth males yet? if anything I feel like mamono would be pretty hesitant to overdo it since it's just hastening extinction. if half the women on earth just up and succubize the next generation would have such a shrunken male population husbands would end up a premium and the problem just cascades from there I guess that's how you end up with those harem king scenarios where a human man is a super rarity

>>61982 Ushis because I am pouring so much Ushi blood in the water supply. SO MUCH.

>>61989 we know for a fact that when there's enough monster mana out there the Demon Lord will be powerful enough to break the spell/curse of the Chief God that prevents men being born from human+mamono pairings, so if anything they SHOULD overdo monsterizations

>>61989 >DL paying human women gibs to stay human (until she figures out how to make mamono give birth to males)

>>61990 he said willing, dorkasaurus rex

>>61994 They chose to drink the water, didn't they? All he has to do is manufacture consent.

>>61989 Nah, that goes against monster nature, mana nature, the settings nature, and human nature. Most monsters wouldn't think that far ahead. There might be some that do, but they would be individual cases. Monsterizing isn't really a choice if you are close to monster settlements, or using mana based products. Mamono mana is highly corrupting. The whole no/barely any men is a temporary thing. KC has said it would happen before the "current generation" dies, IIRC, or something similar. And a bunch of women would seek it out simply because of the perks. Even a simple succ transformation is a huge boost on health and power, and unless you live under constant order propaganda, they'd give in eventually.

>>61994 USHIS MUST FLOW >>61996 He gets it!

>>61990 >>61998 >it was shortly after this that anon discovered that the monster run water sanitation system it extremely high quality with multiple redundent monitoring and treatment systems from source to faucet

>>61986 the human women are so entitled about it too ms roper is trying to mind her own business and get groceries and frankly has no interest in corruption . plus, she's not gay and who knows what kind of gross and unhygienic stuff that human has been up to.

>>62001 Good? In what country is monitoring water safety a bad thing?

>>61763 Can't really be assed to try.

>>62001 Time for plan B. Load up those super soakers, Anon. Unless you managed to get your pilot's license and rent a crop duster, anyway.

>>62003 because the moment anything other than the purest H2O hits the system it will be shutdown and scrubbed, the streets will not flow with ushis, he will still have to go to work tomorrow

>>62006 where are you getting this blood from anyway?

>>62008 All you need is one ushi, a large gauge needle, a bit of rubber tubing, somewhere to store all that blood, and a whole lot of juice boxes. Getting ushi blood wouldn't be so hard. The difficult bit is not getting raped while you collect it.

A wurm gently gumming and glomping my arm

>>62009 treating a lovely spidercow like a blood bank... despicable

>>62011 It's for a "good" cause. Besides, if the cows can be happy to be milked, why can't the spidercow?

>>62012 >milking some milky titties is LIKE extracting blood with a heroin addict setup a false equivalence so extreme is borders on blasphemy alp juice upon ye

>>62013 C'mon, they're both non-vital bodily fluids... at least where ushi are concerned. It's basically the same. >alp juice upon ye And now humans are threatening me with a good time too? I don't understand this world anymore.

>>61725 >take off your shirt in front of the cheshire sea for a dip >infinite cacophany of moans, laughter, and crooning

>>61725 what happens if you go swimming in it

>>62017 You go Cat-atonic

>>62018 why does the cheshire sea want tonic? is there gin?

>>62020 A good tonic puts a grin on your face.

a cheshire, cursed to never speak another word as punishment for her horrible jokes she now communicates only through gesture and emulating cartoon sound effects with her mouth she seems to have fun with it

Imagine a Cheshire themed drink that is purple and sweet. It comes with a chesh themed hamburger which has a purple bun and real meat. Also, you get a Chesh themed toy that is usually just a small Chesh accessory like a ribbon or bell.

>>62023 even if the bun had little ornamental ears on it I wouldn't eat it because bread is supposed to be bread colored and drinking too much mystery cheshjuice sounds dangerous I would buy them for the toys though and donate the food to hungry dogmono

>>62023 what's the catch? is it non-newtonian and gets hard and undrinkable when you try so you have to lick it like a cat in the driver's seat of your wondercar?

>shuff >Shuff >shuff >shuff

>>62028 must have been the wind...

>>62025 Catch? Why would she want to make it harder for you to drink the chesh juice? Drink up! You can get a Chesh slushy or a Chesh ice serve tho. >>62024 We recommend you eat your Chesh burger and enjoy the delicious purple bun. Its cheshtastic.

cheshitis seems like an even more widespread and destructive condition than mofubrain

>>62031 what about meido madness?

>>62023 >a Cheshire themed drink that is purple and sweet. A curious invention. I wonder if it has any side effects.

>>62034 what does a chesh have to gain from inventing and distributing a cheshification shake? think about it. it would ruin her whole gig. if everyone's already mad and purple she has no one left to drive mad and turn purple

>>62033 The annual 36 division tournament between maid academies across the world? It's a ton of fun, you should do a bracket next year. I'm betting all I have on the New Mootown Minotaurs. Although the Sulphur Lake Salamanders are looking ferocious under new management too.

>>62037 Oh it’s not a cheshification shake. You see it’s all actually done with an incredibly expensive set up of paid actors, mirrors, holograms and misdirection. The cheshires they swap the drinker out with one of their own. It’s all to fool anon into thinking the chesh drink cheshifies the drinker. Why? I don’t know. It’s funny.

>>62031 wait until cheshires start contracting foxoplasmosis

>>62040 that's what I'm saying. they have nothing to gain from it, so there's no way it is >>62041 surely there are systems in place to prevent such a cataclysmic future

>>62008 i'm not sure an ushi would notice if you cut her. there's probably an ushi with several weapons poking out of her back completely unbothered

>>62048 Would she noticed if I hugged her?

>>62049 love ignores armor res

>>62049 Ushi will cease moving out of fear.

>>62048 >ushi with several weapons poking out of her back completely unbothered It's gotta be at least slightly bothersome to her, like having something stuck between your teeth.

>>62051 Oh, no! I don't want to scare her.

>>62023 >and real meat W-why does this have to be specified?

I WILL scare mamono with surprise hugs and headpats. unannounced. without asking first. from the shadows it's what they DESERVE >>62054 it's a sign of the times that it's specified at all

What mamono is best for high anxiety?

>>62056 Matango. Their monstery bits are more squishy than others making them nice to hug and psilocybin supposedly has some sort of benefit for anxiety. I wanna huff a matango so much.

>>62056 Dealing with it or giving it?

>>62056 purple titties are renown for their therapeutic benefits

>>62056 evidence being the replies, the best mamono to help your anxiety is the one you like the most your WIFE. that you are MARRIED TO. do not forget it. you already belong to someone and if you have problems you should go see her about them

>>62056 Never be anxious again with the perfect girl

>>62060 Yeah, my wife... who is real and will love me. That woman.

>>62062 yep, that's the one you think of her when you're lying in bed, don't you? talk to her in your head? maybe go on adventures every once in a while? it's a tenuous connection but it's a connection at all. it's just a very very long distance relationship

it's HARPY SEASON it'th WABBIT THEATHON

>>62064 to the ruin of us all, it is mating season

Someday....

>>62067 this does look super comfy if you ignore the part where he's being crushed and asphyxiated, and only his neck is supported and not his head so he's going to have a sore neck if he ever wakes up from this

>>62068 you're never going to last in snake coils with that attitude

>>62068 If you wouldn't let your wife kill you, do you really even love her?

>>62069 no I'll win. I can outcuddle any mamono. I'd love to see any of them try to beat me in a cuddling competition. I've never been beat >>62070 I kind of don't really want to die and I imagine any mamono would be devastated if she accidentally her husband

>>62071 i wouldn't be surprised to hear more than a couple ghouls accidently made their spouse into an undead incubus by forgetting to take breathing breaks during intense makeout sessions

>>62073 was it an accident?

>>62073 alright I give up but only because I don't really want to cuddle with a wisp

>>62074 >Wisp is VERY angry >Killed her husband on accident >Meant to kill him in a different way, on purpose!

>>62075 IT'S NOT A CUDDLE SESH, BROTHER! THIS IS A CAAAAAAAAGE MATCH! GET IN THE RING, BROTHER!

>>62077 sorry, I'm booked on wrasslin'. got a match with a dorome in a bikini in 15 minutes and I need to prep my promo

>Still no new from cherished guy It's not just a tantrum, we lost a writefag forever

>>62070 If she kills me, she's not my wife and should be jailed forever

I think its mandated that anyone work in tech-support gets a kikimora at home. Or a weresheep Something soft and not asking them to fix problems that they themselves created.

>>62082 I'm about to start my car to go to my IT job, a kiki would be great but I think that any mamono is smart enough to know when it's one those days

>>62083 Its one of those things where I feel an Anon coming back just needs to enter the door, walk face first into a soft meido or other girl, and decompress for a bit. Mostly because when one discovers a part of the company has been requesting mailgroups for over a year and just stacking them and forwarding rules on top of each other....you just need to plop face first into a maid and not scream

>>62084 True but any mamonos can become a good maid, obviously kiki are excellent at it. I perfectly see you point I just got hit by a new urgent(it's not but big name at Bank™ said it is) problem 10 mins ago, it's going to be a long day. We can only dream of a maid waiting for me, in my own house, offering me a cold beer and a warm hug.

>>62065 Hag season

>>62067 i'd like a blanket still

>>62088 >CC get their day stolen by hag Sad, really sad

What if you reincarnate with no memories but your waifu reincarnates with all hers. But she's also not in a desperate rush to find you because you already lived a full life time together, so instead of prioritizing entering your life at the first possible moment, she larps as an edgy background character through every single main event of your life up until maturation?

>>62091 If my memories are wiped why would I care? It's a different me that will get a new good life

>>62091 >reincarnate with no memories Nigger, that's just dying and I don't want to die.

>>61866 >2nd and 3rd pics I'd like nothing more than to introduce that fox to my linear launcher if you know what i'm getting at

>>62094 No you don't get it anon, she has big boobies so all is forgiven

>>62092 >>62093 **Initially, truelove's hearts bind unlock yada yada yada yada

>>62093 I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

>>62095 familiar paws typed this post

>>62005 Why you like this

Human songs for Monster hearts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtW00tNzrmM

>>62100 NTA but I remember an anon giving up when other anons made fun of his English and ideas

>>62012 >the best way to make your cow happy is to squeeze her breasts like stress balls I love cows so much, they're perfect for exhausted anons >>62091 >she larps as an edgy background character through every single main event of your life up until maturation? Hey I've seen this before!

>>62102 Well I'm ESL too, languages can be learned. Ideas are only as good as their execution. Giving up is the only way to lose in life

>>62103 >Hey I've seen this before! ?

>>62104 It's less people making fun of him and more him not getting replies on one of his posts and then giving up because of it.

>>62106 It can't be helped

>>62106 Or a mix of both

>>62028 Flip!

>>62105 ever played stella glow?

Overfeed the monsters

>>62112 I would gladly take her jogging with me untill she loses all that extra weight

>>62109 How did she stay right side up?

>>62112 A bit overly ridiculous tbh.

I had an idea for a story in verse called The Imp of Perversness and the Pimp from Inverness

>>62117 Amazing.

On the fourth day of Christmas my monster gave to me... Four lizards fighting, Three thigh squeezes, Two turtle priests, And a brand new succubus key!

>>62119 How many succ keys does one need?

>>62120 It keeps getting lost in all the fun. It'll happen to YOU.

You may fascinate a Dark Mage by giving her a piece of cheese.

>>62110 nah,but tell me about it

>>62123 It's an RPG if i recall correctly. One of the endings is you befriending the villainess and it shows an image that >>62103 pic is based on

>>62115 Much like cats, foxes always land on their feet. Unless she's diving for (you) in the snow, then it's face first.

>>62115 Despite being canids, foxes are kinda similar to cats, in that they always land legs down after falling.

>>62124 Sounds based. More games need a "woo the villainess"ending.

Since I'm happy when I drink, I would love Oni on paper but she's missing fluffy bits(bush or hair don't count). An Oni mixed with a nekomata and/or Inari would be perfect

>>62128 Cmon, Anon. Foxes are all either addicted to drinking, fried tofu, or both. Just find a thin one.

>>62112 Already on it.

>>62129 Thass the problem with yer generation! No respect fer yer elders! Calling people addicts... it's artesan beers, artesan!

>>62129 But they're not Kot, maybe a fit Inari that like to drink hit also exercise and have a nice and humble onsen...

>>62132 And also*

>>62100 Because I don’t have a Phantom or Will-o’-the-Wisp to comfort me.

hmmm...

>>62136 I will NOT be hugged

>>62137 Who said anything about hugging? Pretty ODD thing to bring up out of nowhere huh?

>>62136 Multi hug with best snake

>>62136 What devious plans is she formulating? What goes on within that cunning mind of the Yeti?

>>62139 >hugging? >no, we're skipping straight to violent sex

>>62140 She's pondering the structural integrity of the new tower she intends to add to the snow fort

>>62141 What? No, you hug the 'yip to reassure you and her until it slowly devolved into savage but lovey-dovey sex

>>62142 >Should I go with a wider base? It'll be more stable but doesn't mesh with the rest of the look. >That and with its position at that corner it blocks my view from the other towers and.....ugh, I shouldn't have gone with a star fort. >The look will just throw everything off, I should've gone with the traditional box. >Maybe I should get some goblins? They'll work for half a cookie but they're not great at building....

>>62144 >Not making a bunker with only snow artilleries outside ROFL

>>62145 Listen, she's going for the aesthetic. You'll want to visit the gremlins for the Snow Bunker.

>>62146 Adding sweaty hard working gremlins to the igloo bunker dropped anons productivity by 48% and overall productivity by 31%

>>62112 Imagine going from that to this

>>62147 damn those sweaty gremlins.

>>62149 Igloos are unexpectedly warm

>>62150 And unexpectedly cozy. now i smell of gremlin sweat because she keeps having to squeeze past me in the tight space.

>>62148 That’s easy enough because I am not possessed of a greed only spoke about in the Bible.

>>62148 Listen, both are good, I've just always been a man into prize winning produce. I'm not saying no to either troll though because, at the end of the day, its still a troll and a top tier girl.

>>62112 Imagine the ass clapping

I want a cardiobunny

I want to lick a monsters ass (and trip)

>>62148 An upgrade, in my opinion.

>>62155 Ass shockwave

>>62112 I like huge monster asses, but if my dick can't reach her anus because of her massive buttcheeks then it's worthless

>>62112 I love Trolls so much that it doesn't matter her size I will love her anyways

Is the wonderland breakfast any good?

>>62163 EGGS (humpty)

>>62163 >https://www.herefordtimes.com/resources/images/18988052.jpg/ Now I'm not saying it's bad, but there is a reason why miss wock is built like a garbage truck.

>>62166 I would be too if I had regular access to this much breakfast food I fucking love breakfast food

>>62166 >Wock likes black pudding BASED.

I'm thinking about lewd bugs.

Mammals should sex other mammals. With that in mind, please sex the monke girl.

>>62170 Too niche, not enough cat bits

>>62170 I agree but I will stick to wolmf

>>62172 What the fuck is a wolmf and is it sexable?

>>62170 Why return to monkey when you can evolve to crab?

>>62175 Why bocchi crab

>>62169 Bugs are not lewd. They are cute and innocent.

>>62176 I imagine Bocchi ZA ROCK would benefit greatly from the ability to go woop woop woop and scuttle sideways to escape awkward situations

>>62174 woof primal superdog awoo

>>62175 Bocchi's bocchis should be larger

You are under arrest for... crimes

Hellhood is unevolved, unenlightened, primitive.

>>62177 Explain this then.

>>62183 This pede needs a hug.

>>62183 >>62184 Gentlemen, I propose an expedition to the Underdark.

>>62181 I resist arrest, but only to activate predator instincts

>>62185 Do you want Duegar? Because this is how you get Duegar

So these threads are the continuation from 4chan then? I stopped coming to them a long time ago because they got so cancerous and the moderation was so ass. But I can post monstergirls in peace here?

>>62185 >>62187 duergar mamono might fix dwarves for me. maybe but what I want now is a hook horror mamono or an umber hulk mamono >>62188 this site, yes, but for clarity's sake this particular thread is for MGE

>>62188 Yeah, pretty much.

>>62188 The /mge/ threads here in particular are the spiritual successor of /mgt/ on 4chan's /jp/, yes. >because they got so cancerous and the moderation was so ass It's why we're here in the first place, the last straw being the April hack.

>>62189 >this particular thread is for MGE It's more or less the same as on jp. Which means nobody minds if you post girls from outside of MGE as long as you don't post about shit that goes against MGE

>>62189 >>62190 >>62191 Okay, very nice. So MGE girls only though, not just straight vanilla monstergirls in general? Because I have a lot of monstergirls that aren't strictly MGE designs.

>>62192 >>62193 Never mind then, answered my question before I posted it.

>>62194 It is worth noting that if you want to use general MG images in an MGE vibe is fine, but for actual discussion of other IP or MGs in general do use the general thread or the individual themed threads.

>>62188 Welcome back home king

>>62195 Cool, I used to post monstergirls in general back on the other chan but always in an MGE context. Never really cared for any of the other monstergirl "universes" so to say. >>62196 Thanks king, nice to be back.

>>62197 then this is the place to be stinkers show up sometimes but that's unavoidable, and they generally either get ignored or deleted

>>62136 >>62137

>>62199 WHO IS SHE KISSING, HIM OR ME?

>>62199 The yetis have shown their true colors i see.

>>62199 I misread the filename as "Oldhen" before I looked at the quoted posts, so I thought it's gonna be a motherly Cockatrice, but I did like what really was there.

>>62199 Is that you Latenight? Please give me a signal that you are still around

>>62203 It's him.

>>62203 its his evil twin earlmorning

>>62203 Probably a repost

would you be okay with a monsterized human woman, or are you in camp diehard trve pure monster blood only?

>>62207 >okay with a monsterized human woman more than okay

I noticed this place is a lot less retarded about basic nudity and lewd clothing. Does this mean I can finally post the other half of my monstergirl folder?

>>62209 NSFW is allowed here, but don't overdo it. It's not required, but it's polite to spoiler stuff going beyond just simple nudity(eg Sex, etc)

>>62211 No offense but she has large beans.

>>62210 Finally, no more three day site wide bans for a barely visible nipple slip. The nipple is free at last.

>>62211 I could just barely ask them for ice cream. >>62212 Good.

>>62181 Pawlet.

>>62215 I'm a beans enjoyer but I like that kind of hands too the real problem is she's a chestlet with sticclegs

Mimics are chestlets. Get a girl who can shake that moneymaker.

>>62217 Dosh! Grab it while you can!

as a prospective greed-driven adventurer in search of riches beyond my wildest dreams, I find creeping coins to be an existential threat to my ideal way of life

>>62217 I like itty bitty titty girls though...

>>62220 Bottom heavy birbs are dangerous when attacking from above.

>>62221 Beware of aerial predators

>>62207 I'm OK with monsterized women. Sure, most will be succubi but you always see some interesting alternatives on occasion.

>>62223 I much prefer monsterborn.

>>62207 Sure, as long as she wasn't a shitty person before transforming.

>Vampire with a modest chest >not a pettanko, but on the lower end of the average >didn't have problems getting a husband though >years later wonders about how her husband's genes manifest in their children >all their daughters grow up to have Holstaur-tier tits >it must be his genes because even her other bustiest relative doesn't compare to her daughters Would she feel uncomfortable or proud of them?

>>62208 Must brush

>>62225 On one hand? yes On the other? The idea of a snide, rich bitch girl ending up a simple holstaur has its appeal

>>62227 What is it about foxgirls that attracts the brush crowd

>>62228 A bitchy woman who withheld basic affection to get what she wanted turned into a Jubjub.

>>62230 >Thin, sharp woman now soft and empty headed jubjub >Doesn't care about that 'business' stuff anymore, just wants ride hubby and get her head pat. >And have lots of daughters.

Bros... I don't know how much longer I can wait for the portals...

>>62212 >My, babushka, what big beans you have >>62226 Everp parent wants their children to be better than they are. Mission accomplished. >>62229 They're guaranteed to have a bunch of hair that needs brushing. I'd gladly give a kej the B as well.

>Have regular door >Hellhound kicks it down, barges in and rapes you >Have quintuple reinforced metal door >Hellhound smashes through wall, barges in and rapes you

>>62228 But what if she kept her business acumen? Now you have your own chain of milk markets.

>>62236 Silly Anon, why would she be thinking about that stuff when she could be grazing or working on making a new daughter with hubby?

>>62237 Why not? It's not like she's going to be fucking 24/7, and someone needs to teach the next generation how to establish trade routes, manage inventories and keep supply chains.

>>62234 She could just knock, sheesh. I can't keep replacing my door every time.

>>62237 To provide for her future children.

>>62239 File a complaint with the ministry of rape.

>>62239 >Morning after intense hellhound rape >Stack of cash with a note on the nightstand that reads "That was fun, get something stronger for next time <3"

>>62207 How about monsterized human men?

>>62243 Into the garbage

>>62244 That's a strange name to call your bed.

>>62245 It's filled with me, what else could it be?

>>62229 Need foxgirl

>>62240 >>62238 >"-nd thats how you factor in the costs of distribution into your product alongside fees for.." >Wife pauses as she sees you come in, chest sloshing slightly with the motion >Immediately breaks out into a rather dopey smile >"Hubby! Welcome home!" >Immediately bounces over while your daughters join her in a family hug

>>62248 >monstergirl loses sense of self and gets all dopey and affectionate when her husband is around I like this, this is cute

RATURSDAY IS HERE! Post totally rational, well-researched mamono facts!

>>62250 Always remember that ratas are cold blooded info brokers who would sell you out for a single corn chip and half a can of sprite

>>62251 What if I show up to the local newspaper with a family size bag of corn chips and a case of Sprite?

>>62250 The medical industry has been hijacked by the undead, as a means of keeping track of reincarnated mortal spouses for the immortals that are waiting for them, and as a means for ambitious, younger undead to find a well-suited mate. So yes, that cute vampire nurse commenting on your nice big veins during your bloodwork was flirting with you.

>>62252 Boost the sellout price to an "aw c'mon, tell me" on top of the chip and sprite

Do some of the og authors still come around or did they die in the move? Is Magus still around?

>>62259 last i heard he in particular stuck around on /jp/

>>62260 Damn, wonder why.

>>62189 Pretty much the only thing that would fix Dwarfs for me is for them to not be borderline toddlercon.

>>62250 the lamia bodyplan is actually just a really fancy pair of pants cheshires are just foxes that wax their tail fur to look like cats the sabbath is a shadow op orchestrated by Big Water in their neverending corporate war with Holstech

>>62262 They're considered the dark dwarves because of the evil act of...being shortstacks.

dare you enter her and her magical realm?

>>62262 being a dwarf lover is fucking brutal. I cope by being a filthy elf simp. In japan they're all toddlercon lolis with maybe a fat ass if you're lucky and in the west faggots have a fixation on drawing them with actual beards.

>>62266 Its true suffering, dwarven plate was built to contain fat dwarven tits.

>>62266 >faggots have a fixation on drawing them with actual beards. At least Pratchett made it a joke, everyone else is just a "subverted your expectations" prick intentionally misinterpreting basic writing. But yeah that all the shorstack races are just lolis is moderately annoying and i wish i knew how the japs interpreted them in that way in the first place, dwarfs and gobbos both.

>>62267 Can't think of a more mythically difficult girl to like. It's enough to make a man beg comms from automaton-sama >>62268 >joke Hate. If the word hate was written along every strand of hair of every braid on a dwarven lass' head it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for people who draw female dwarves with beards at this micro-instant. Hate. Hate.

>>62262 >>62266 >>62267 >>62268 >>62269 Dwarf fans, considering their root mythology, do you think it would be likely to see them working alongside kobolds, or more as competition, in a general sense? There's always outliers, obviously.

Someday I would like to hold a woman's hand.

>>62272 we're all gonna make it bro. portals soon. trust

i suspect every dragon has a cowprint bikini in their closet somewhere

On the fifth day of Christmas my monster gave to me... FIIIIVE KOTS PURRIINGGG! ... Four lizards fighting, Three thigh squeezes, Two turtle priests, And a brand new succubus key!

>>62275 That's 3 kots.

>>62276 You try getting 5 kots to stay in frame.

>>62278 put the frame around a cardboard box

>>62271 In classical myth, as far as i'm aware, they're pretty unrelated, kobolds being a generic name for house spirits (and since all germanic fairies are basically short men in pointy, red caps they look the same) while dwarfs have been depicted as loyal, steadfast, and strong but with a lust for gold in the norse myths (guys like fafnir). At best they're kind of symbiotic, dwarfs handle the deeps while kobolds keep the home but really kobolds are out in human homes and dwarfs are attached to their charge. In D&D myth they're two different kinds of communalism, differed primarily by dwarfs getting fuck ass mad at dragons while the rat-hound-lizard things love their fucking dragons so the two naturally settle far apart and hate each other for depriving shiny things from their "rightful owners". With jap kobolds just being dogmen(doggirls in this case) they are, once again, mostly unrelated since dogs aren't really associated with smiths or miners or craftsmen too closely and dwarfs in general aren't associated closely with any animal really (besides mountain goats and lmao2cat). I think at best they'd just be amicable with each other when they overlap in human settlements but would largely pursue entirely different fields and different kinds of men.

you are cordially invited to the secret cow level

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that running when its icy is just asking for trouble so take it easy....and try not to get too jealous of the Glacies just smugly 'skating' along the icy sidewalks and roads as if she were performing.

>>62207 No.

>>62281 This anon fucks hakutaku

>>62283 Where am I going to get a horadric cube and a peg leg?

>>62274 Not the, uh, aerodynamic ones. >>62283 My life's goal, accomplished.

>>62265 No, I shoot the yellow spots like video games taught me and leg it.

>>62284 Good morning and welcome back, Anon. As a wizard you can get a similar effect levitating millimeters above ground.

>>62292 but she's like a reverse nightgaunt she closes around you and gets you all sticky and pleasures your whole body

>>62295 Yeah but I'm not marrying a fucking resident evil boss

>>62182 Just like my penis. Sounds like they should meet one of these days.

>>62296 Why not, lickers and tyrants need love too Don't you want to achieve complete waifu saturation?

>>62300 >gonna give it to Ms. X

>>62265 I don't know what she is, but i'm willing to figure it out. >>62296 >

>>62284 It has been while since i last saw this post.