>>64960 I'm from /tg/, I shouldn't have stayed?

>>65029 afaik medium possession is never really a thing. You can possess other people, and items can have a spirit possessing them, but that's not quite the same as a spirit possessing an otherwise inert object

>>65036 What about Living Armor and Cursed Swords? Aren't they kind of that?

>>65037 No, they're legit things. Not just ghost-chan deciding to pop into a suit she could presumably pop out of just as easily.

I like cursed swords I would like to find a cursed sword who hasn't yet found a host to have as a wife

>>65040 I have thought about this. I imagine she'd be able to speak to you telepathically, and would be CONSTANTLY trying to get you to pick a lady for her to possess. >"Ooooooh! What about that one? She's pale with dark hair, like you like." "Can you please stop trying to possess strangers?" "I've said this a million times--she has to give informed consent before the... merging." >"AAaaand if you were actually willing to ever TALK to a woman who isn't trapped in a goddamn sword, maybe that would have happened by now." >"Swordy Horny, Anon." >"Swordy needs to get her freak on."

>>65041 Weak shit, they clearly manifest in dreams until you fill their soul with enough SE they can manifest a physical body.

>>64946 That's my bad, I will avoid that subject from now on

>>65041 >>65042 Or the opposite, cursed sword merges with a human woman or an elf or something, and they bicker internally about preferences until they both find someone they agree on and pursue him relentlessly. Wholesome shenanigans ensue like getting him to touch the cursed sword so they can dip into his mind and see what he wants for christmas, but ends up revealing a bit more to him when they realize the transfer goes both ways, trying to keep the fact that the sword is alive and sentient secret to not scare the dogshit out of him at first, etc.

>>65042 I dunno, that sounds like a bit of a Nightmare to me. <RIMSHOT

>>65040 Can a cursed sword morph into a modern (or just different) weapon? >be anon >married to a cursed weapon >ask her to turn into an instagib shock rifle from ut2004 >have her possess a hellhound, fuck 3dpds >result: an ultra-kick-ass monster wife

>>65043 personally I like to bring it up once in a blue moon, like I like to bring up other settings once in a blue moon too to relate them to MGE, but historically there are very valid reasons for not letting off topic setting discussion persist for long, it's never really worth your while. You can talk about that shit elsewhere, but the longer you're here the more you recognize the value of MGE as a pure setting.

>>65044 This is very cute and I approve of it wholeheartedly. Cute romcom dynamics are always welcome in MGE.

>>65046 >morph No, I don't think so. MAYBE you could Odysseus the bitch using the materials of the sword to forge components of another weapon, but idk

>>65041 yeah there's a lot of room for a great romcom >>65045 long have I thought about "what if nightmare was a girl" but not the way it happened in sc4 it's why I like MGE cursed swords. I really fucking like it when women have a big fucked up hand like that. the most holdable kinds of hands

>>65046 I'd imagine the cursed swword equivalent to all that polymorph magic other mamono use would be something like that. >"Look, look! I'm a guisarme!" >"Now I'm a fauchard!" >She keeps turning her weapon part into different polearms. >You can't tell any of them apart.

>>65049 Why the hell not, I wanna hellhound or dragon wife with an instagib shock rifle :(

>>65052 Well fundamentally this is a Kakuen paw setting. You get anything you wish for except the wish comes true in the most ironic and lustful possible way. But strictly speaking, cursed swords were all made by a previous DL. So that DL would have had to have made instabig shock rifles, and if he had those MGE probably wouldn't exist as a setting.

>>65053 I think we all know who is going to be at the forefront of modern cursed firearm technology.

>>65036 ms poltergeist when?

>>65055 Ms. Poultrygeist comes out every year after Thanksgiving to punish all the families who made mediocre turkey dinners!

>>65055 Never ever. We still don't even have Onryo, the most famous japanese ghosts that japanese people talk about that's relevant to the japanese salary man writing in japanese about japanese monsters for people in japan

Actually that gives me an idea >be anon >have a cursed weapon as a wife >basically it's a cursed sword, but with the ability to change into any other weapon >have her possess a malef >ooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YES ULTRA YANDERE WIFE!!! >you go out on a walk, your wife is somewhere nearby, hiding and watching >suddenly a youko, vampire, atlach-nacha, basically insert the undesirable nasty monster here, blocks your way >she lets you know that she will have you >suddenly a heat-seeking missile blasts her away >followed by a loud "GOT YOU YOU LASCIVOUS FLESH PILE"

>>65053 >So that DL would have had to have made instabig shock rifles, and if he had those MGE probably wouldn't exist as a setting. I don't see why not. There was plenty of powerful shit around and even instagib rifle doesn't make you invincible. The only issue is that a futuristic gun would look really out of place, but a cursed arquebus would fit right in.

>>65053 The previous lord just had to make a morphing weapon, that is all...

>>65059 I some how doubt the ability of the Chief God and Order to send a hero capable of soloing an army equipped with magic future tech. The Order RIGHT NOW only exists because monsters, more powerful than ever, are more interested in having sex than conquering. >>65060 Yeah, I can see that, some cursed symbiote prototype that only comes into busted OP strength with anon's /k/nowledge

w000000t, Cursed Weapon Posting! >Be you. >Dork. >Nerd. >Loser. >OF COURSE you have a sword hanging on your wall. >Portals open. >Monster ladies show up. >BUT! >Also lots of stuff on Earth monsterizes. >Including your sword. >A couple of days later a valkyrie breaks into your home and makes off with it, leaving a short note. >"Will find proper recipient." >You were right there the whole time, uselessly trying to stop her. >She didn't even explain herself out loud, just wrote a note with your pend and paper while you tried to get her to talk. >And then a couple of days after THAT she shows back up again with a creepy, underfed neet girl holding your sword. >Well, her sword now. >Her only possessions are a Nintendo Switch, a couple of changes of clothes, and what are clearly personal hygiene items that the Valkyrie has foisted off on her. >After shoving the woman into your house, she leaves without another word. >She looks at you warily. >"Where's your TV?" >"I need to hook up my Switch."

>>65059 where are you going to find cursed bullets for your cursed gun though?

>>65063 Cursed bullet store.

>>65063 Instagib shock rifles have infinite ammo :D

>>65061 >I some how doubt the ability of the Chief God and Order to send a hero capable of soloing an army equipped with magic future tech. Rarity of monsters tends to be proportional to their power, so could have been just a couple of them at the time. Even then, the hero wouldn't have to take on a whole army directly, just take down the Demon Lord himself. >>65063 You just have to feed her chamber, if you know what I mean.

>>65065 I can't tell if this is shitposting or simply retarded

>>65059 The automaton has a machine gun on her profile

>>65066 >Rarity of monsters tends to be proportional to their power, so could have been just a couple of them at the time. Even then, the hero wouldn't have to take on a whole army directly, just take down the Demon Lord himself. I mean there's a reason why "cursed crossbow" isn't attested to anywhere. Firearms explicitly break this convention. >>65068 Ye but they're pre DL tech

>>65069 >>65068 Just to actually cite that >it was neither humans nor monsters that created them. It would be extremely difficult to create them with current technology, and the individuals currently in existence were excavated from ancient ruins and animated via mamono mana.

>>65066 >feed her chamber Cursed Swords are doin' Lina Inverse shit to local taverns.

>>64995 >>65053 >So that DL would have had to have made instabig shock rifles, and if he had those MGE probably wouldn't exist as a setting. Nah, heroes used to be made of real shit back then, not losing to their cock at the first sight of a monster These youngins don't even know, gobbos used to be 3 times the size back in my day, and fought using combined arms tactics. Those were 'appier days back then.

>>65072 >Back in my day we did fetch quests up hill in the snow both ways fighting Yeti.

>>65073 You know it. Back when we were wee tykes, barely able to walk, my father would hand me and my siblings a sword and say >There's a dire wolf coming and the house is made of matchsticks, you're taking first watch tonight We were poor back then, but we were happier too

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remembering that shoveling snow is just a big conspiracy by the ice queens to get you outside so that the other winter girls can nab you. Why, I bet you can't even go three feet into the snow without a Yuki-onna offering you a 'warm retreat' or a Yeti asking if you need to be warmed back up. They're all into it, them and big shovel!

>>65074 Half the reason we don't even have many heroes nowadays is because of how lazy these kids are. All you have to do is walk up to the Chief god, give them a firm handshake and ask for a job, and they can't even do that. Instead they spend all their time inside on their mamono weaving forums

>>65069 Which is a shame, because cursed crossbow itself would be pretty badass. >>65075 I'm afraid the thread is burning down soon, so on the bright side we'll be safe from them in the warmth.

>>65077 >If we burn down the thread, the Wendis can't get us. One can only hope this holds ture

>>65077 >Which is a shame, because cursed crossbow itself would be pretty badass. I imagine she dresses like a dhampir and uses a crossbow like this, maybe repeating with a stock and scope

>>65080 Truly the crossbow is the weapon of chuuni dark elves, damphirs, and dwarves A weapon for a strange group.

>>65076 Aye I had to wake up in the morning at ten'o'clock at night half an hour before i went to be just to show up to my first daily beating to be a warrior of Order. The young don't appreciate it, they just sleep with their wife in a warm bed and get power. Power doesn't bring you happiness.

>>65081 I'm okay with dwarves already having hand cannons.

>>65078 As long as we don't have any stretchy meat stashed, they shouldn't bother,

>>65084 The catch 22 of Wendis If you have stretchy meat, they come for you but if you don't have it, you can't toss it aside to distract them. >>65083 Dwarves have likely phased bows out for crossbows which are now being phased out for blackpowder weapons With magic

>>65085 Tossing it to them just delays the inevitable and they'll expect more from you.