>>64064 I say mamono mana makes hitting the cervix tolerable same way fairies aren't in excruciating pain from getting dicked.

>>64065 >tolerable personally I go a step beyond into pleasurable, but as long as we agree monster biology is porn logic

Happy Christmas lads, the booze was strong this year, satyros would have been happy

>>64062 I'm like 75% positive that the EGYPTIAN Sphynx is a bad candidate to be played by a PERSIAN cat.

>>64065 Fairies are, proportionately, the biggest size queens in the monster girl kingdom.

>>64066 >monster biology is porn logic But which species is THE MOST Porn Logic?

sad Christmas

>>64070 Ad another anon said, fairy. You can have a giant cock but nothing is more fundamental than fairy onahole.

>>64064 >>64064 >painful for you

>>64070 humpty?

>>64074 >humpty >has no dumpy Meh.

>>64070 fairy or sandworm

>>64061 Gratsi monsignor.

>>64051 As long as they also have a pair of nice, shapely round tits, everything is fine

>>64078 >Miss Arachne looks into it >Acquires 2 tits https://files.catbox.moe/daalq2.jpg

Well its christmas been christmas five whole minutes and i'm not seeing ANY PORTALS

>>64080 it's not christmas for 52 more minutes, be patient just hold out a little longer we're all gonna make it we're all gonna make it

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, prepare, the hour of the chrimbus krampus is nigh! Or the winter wurm Or the snow siren. Also the Snuggle Scouts may be out. The holiday dangers are many

>>64082 The Snuggle Scouts are intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to their newsletter.

>>64080 Bunyip bait reporting in. No portals yet.

>>64071 I hope your Christmas improves, anon.

remember, your wife's natural habitat is the biome level OST you'll be hearing for the rest of your life think carefully before you pick anything but a snow level mamono wife

>>64087 >Undead elven manour there are much, much worse options. In fact this is one of the best options possible.

>>64088 one day you will tire of hearing organs

>>64089 >mfw I hear your statement and immediately hear the classic horror sting it's already ogre chief, also it's an elven manour so more ghostly wailing and singing with more flute and string

>>64089 There's a reason they called that place The Exhaust Organ in Silksong...

>>64090 >classic horror sting I looked it up and apparently it was Bach: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. Honestly didn't know this was a real song.

>>64092 You should listen to the whole thing, shit's pretty tight

>>64093 Ye, I got it saved to some back to. The first minute easily gives some modern stuff I've heard a run for its money.

>>64094 many such cases check alkan's etude in A minor and erase the barrier between classical/modern composition immediately

>>64095 thanks for the recc, but I meant it sounds like it'd give something like keygen church a solid go at sections.

>>64080 Nothing in frogland either

Well... I guess it's officially the official Merry Crapmas time? I wonder if there's a mod for Starbound that would allow introduce realistic hellhounds and such

>>64024 >be vampire bitch >nobody wants you cuz you suck >in more than one sense, I mean >you have to wander to the depths of nowhere in search of husbandos cause everyone in big city doesn't want you >finally you find somebody out there, a single guy away from civilization >he quickly figures you out and looks for his gun >when you try to jump him again, he shoots you right in the FACE God I hate vampires.

Merry Christmas anons, here's to our first year here

>>64087 I don't even know what it would be like when applied to Kunoichi, but I would still pick her over any other girl in a heartbeat and would love and cherish her in all her reserved and stoic beauty. Even if she Izuna Drops me onto the bed when she's displeased. Kunoichi is love, Kunoichi is life.

>>64022 They say krampus tongue tastes like cranberries. If only we could tell them that humans don't have tastebuds in their throats.

>>64087 I'm ready for the epic guitar solo while we snuggle on the couch.

>be vampire >lose vampires are the jeets of every monster girl world they are present in, nobody wants a smelly, snobby, caste-system abiding, basic bitch shut in neet who can't go out during the day (and let's be honest, doesn't during the night either) and is a walking talking heroin needle that you will get hopelessly addicted to the more she bites into you.

>>64102 But why someone would shoot a vamp, before throwing her out of the bed

>>64106 >the epic guitar solo >The first three riffs of Bad to the Bone on repeat

>>64106 Your only options are Tropic of Cancer from Risk of Rain or Hot Head Bop from Dong Country 2

>>64113 >Head Bop >Dong Country I'm really not onto futa or pegging tbh, sorry

>>64114 How about kakuens?

>>64115 They're OK, although I always misread them as kakyoin and get momentarily confused.

>>64116 I'm sure Kakuens can also go lerolerolero

>>64116 Then you should do fine in kong country, they do expand dong there. Watch out for the lizardmen though, they're a bit...unorthodox

Where do you like cuddling your wife the most anon? On the bed, on the sofa? Where do you spend most time together?

>>64122 In bed. It's some comfy that some times I forget she doesn't sleep and instead spends all night staring silently at me or plays with my face.

>>64122 The sofa, because that's where the TV, console and snack table are. Also the smaller size of sofa compared to actual bed necessitates sitting closer, which means more cuddles and more sex (angry sex whenever someone loses too much while gaming, for example, or when she provokes me, which isn't difficult since she's a pyrow)