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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #47 Anonymous 12/24/2025 (Wed) 19:14:04 No. 63978
Merry Christmas! Were you a naughty boy this year? Previous thread: >>62845 Monster Girl Wiki: https://www.mgewiki.moe/ Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/ Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/ Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html Nextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE
hope you've all been good boys and alps this year anons
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Honestly!
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>Got banned IP. Click here to visit the ban for amusement.
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Have been a good man this year, I ask for a massage of my bald scalp via big paws and love
Wight Christmas
Need Ice queen to make it snow tomorrow.
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>>63983 >Wight Christmas I support this notion >>63984 It snowed a bit here just a couple of days ago and there's just enough to make the ground technically white, close enough I guess.
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you have been visited by the christmas fox
>>63986 What's the silly fox saying?
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>>63978 I decide to be a good boy for the hebimas
>>63985 I'm not a fan of the cold, but there is something sad about spending winter with no good snow period.
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>>63983 Christmas with the undead are the best
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all I want for christmas is fat hellhound titties in my face
>>63990 If you are cold, they are cold. Let them into your bed, and your warm shower.
>>63991 Spooky Christmas hound
>>63997 That grin can only mean she's thinking about devious things.
>>64000 No, dogs are pure and good. That kind of behavior is exclusive to KOTS.
>>63997 Looks like a nice and friendly hound to me.
>>64001 >dogs are pure Yeah, pure rapists.
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Christmas holy sex
On the eleventh day of Christmas my monster gave to me... Eleven liches thickening, Ten lords corrupted, Nine flying statues, Eight meidos milky, Sahu. Sahu. Sahu. All six of us~? Fiiiive kots purringggg! ... SAVE HIM FROM THE SAHU Three thigh squeezes, Two turtle priests, And a brand new succubus key!
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>>64005 SEX. SEX WITH THICK LICHES.
>>64005 >Eleven liches thickening Why does one man need so many thick liches? This greed sickens me.
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>>64006 Thick and tiny
Making ogre gf watch Shrek the Halls. Pray for my pelvis.
>>64010 Remind of that cheap Shrek special Christmas episode, better times
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I love dead women.
>>64013 Ghoul is biter.
>>64014 Wet bites, gentle bites, or toothy bites?
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>>64005 And an auntie obviously on heat
>>64015 Savage toothy bites, but only when in the heat of the moment. Otherwise, frequent little nibbles on his fingers and neck to show her affection.
sweaty tomboy ghoul who want you to listen to music with her
Merry Christmas anons!
>>64019 Happy Holidays! Hopefully you have a nice couple of restful days, or even the rest of the week for those who are lucky. And if you are writing, don't forget the contest deadline is on 31 of december.
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>>64019 Merry Christmas!
The gote put mistletoe on her horns. It’s not fair. I did not stand under the mistletoe she moved it over me. This is not fair. She’s coming in for the kiss oh no not the gote kiss she’s all sloppy and invasive and-
>>64022 Mistletoe is a pain for dryads, but it has its upsides.
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>be a tech-enthusiast anon >live a good distance away from city, in a lone house with a shack next to it >stay slightly until past midnight tweaking your new mecha-suit >not the battle version, but it would allow you to fly, run real fast, and shelter you from most environmental effects, such as high/low temperature >for you, living in a “temperate” zone with very cold winters and very hot summers, this would be a must-have >you’re about to leave the shack, when you are sure you’re hearing faint knocking on your door >TheFuck.png >who could’ve possibly blundered here, in the shitskirts of buttfuck nowhere? >wait, you’re living in a world full of monster-girls >oh, so they’ve finally smelled your single ass out there >no fucking way you’re letting yourself be raped like that >the knocking repeats, and a faint female voice timidly asks <”Excuse me? Anybody in there?” >wait, think about it for a minute >if that would be one of these monster girls, you’d be likely pinned down to the floor <”Ugh, my car broke, and there is no help out there for miles. Could you please help me out with that?” >you think about it for a minute >well, just because you are a capable techno-wizard, doesn’t mean that you have a duty to help out random women >on the other hand, she might be someone in genuine need for help >monster-girl or not, leaving someone like that to fend for herself sounds too assholish >you carefully open the door, just a bit >well, by the looks of it it’s a typical human female >dressed in a black duster, and seemingly a bit tense >she meets your gaze with hers and continues speaking <”Oh, glad you’ve come out, Sir. Umm, there is a problem I have, and I urgently need your help. Can I please come in?” >you’re about to say “sure, of course”, when something in the back of your mind stops you >something about this woman, it seems a bit suspicious >you give her another look >a blonde girl in a black duster, well, not much suspicious by itself >but, what’s with that strange expression of hers, as if she’s trying to suppress something? >you decide to hold back your hospitality a bit “Umm, lady, it’s a little bit too late, you know?” <”Please, you’ve got to help me out! There’s nobody around for miles, and my car, it just, it won’t start! I’ve got an important meeting in Colkints, and it starts in less than four hours! Please, I’m desperate for help!” >now just wait a minute >in less than four hours, that means at 4 A.M. >what kinda meeting are being held that early in the morning?.. >or, maybe, that late at night >now that you think about it, you notice more and more oddities about that girl <”Please, Sir, just let me in! I’ll explain everything, just let me in!” >she pleads for you so you would allow her inside, why is she so insistent on that? >at some point, it clicks in your head >a pale-skinned, blonde lady, wearing all black >she says she’s heading out to a meeting that’s supposed to happen very early in the morning >and no humans hold meetings at such times, that you’re sure about >and, she really wants to get inside >what kinda monster can’t get inside a house unless invited by its owner?.. >you quickly slam the door and lock it >you hear an annoyed groan from the other side of the door <”So you have figured me out, then. Very well. But you cannot stay forever in that cramped shack of yours~” >well, and she cannot stay awake forever, either >and when the morning comes, you will have some more of a fighting chance against her, anyways >well, she’s still a woman, though >even having the strength of a normal woman, she’s twice or thrice strong as you, in average >although you have a piece of American advantage on you >but vampires are nearly invincible against anything, save for a couple things >and unfortunately, demon silver isn’t on that list
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>>64021 Merry Crimbo.
>>64024 Story needs more BITING. This review brought to you by the Ghoul Gang.
>when I tell my wife to “bite me” but my wife is actually a ghoul Another ghoul moment.
>>63978 It's called Shogmas, not Christmas
>>63991 Hellhound and anon are going to passive-aggressively have a competition over who can eat the most amount of cookies in the shortest timeframe at the dinner table
>>64028 We wish you a Merry Kiki-mas
>hellhound tied mistletoe to her tail Rules are rules. I gotta kiss the hound ass.
>>64018 >sweaty tomboy ghoul who want you to listen to music with her https://youtu.be/TqT0x9phZco?si=PC3_fxJ0Ph_7F5ey
>>64032 Imagine sex with a ghoul after a sweaty rythm game session at the arcade.
So that's its tongue... and the whole thing is the worm?
>>64034 Don't think too hard about it.
>>64034 >>64035 It's just a flesh genie. The genie is also the bottle.
>>64038 Good point, Anon.
>>64038 fuck, file upload failed
oh GOD DAMNIT I thought M4A files are supported. Damn
>>64041 M4A? M[ale] [looking] 4 A[lp]?
>>64041 You're thinking monchan we only support fmg4hm here.
Dear Monta, I would like a waifu with LAZER TITS. Please have her tossed down my chimney tonight. I'm staying with my parents, so actually their chimney would be better, but they're pretty conservative, so no funny business. Thank You, Anon ALMOST Signed that with my real name
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annual deer-post
>>64042 Mammaries 4 All What's with all that gay stuff? Have you been listening to Seth Putnam all this time or what?
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>>64046 Makes me sad that Whitehorns were just made into centaurs over the superior body type.
>>64048 Only centaurs should have been explicit centaurs and even then it should be like a dragon thing where they only turn back to their pre-dl bodies for transport or was purposes.
>>64046 It may be hard to believe, but I think Ms. Whitehorn saying after a little too much mulled wine that she could fly doesn't exaggerate at all. Better if she saves it up for when she's sober, though. >>64048 They're the best centaurs, so I'm fine with that.
>>64049 What about Arachne? They got all them legs.
FYI, Yerb has done one of those "What should I doodle?" things on the FOUR CHAN, and here's his doodles.
>>64051 Arachne are fine. Arachne are arachne. Atlach nacha is already a spider girl. Giant ants probably didn't need to be tauric? But I like the idea of a heavily armoured bug vehicle, but both giant ant and the soldier beetle fill that niche and that seems unecessary. Imagine if soldier boog was actually just a buff bug girl.
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>>64053 >Arachne are fine. You're goddamn right.
>>64052 I wish there was a better visual cue it's a coniferous Dryad, but I like it anyway. Also 'Nuki selling her potions topless is a bold marketing strategy, but if it works, it works.
>>64054 Ah, I'd also give Ushi a pass. Though I do kinda want art of a bipdeal ushi now...
>>64056 I'd give Ushi something too. A hug
>>64049 There should be even more taurs, cattaurs and buntaurs
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>>64058 The Sphynx should've been a cattaur.
>>64050 Maybe I'm just old fashioned because my favorite is the vanilla Centaur.
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>>64060 I'm not sure why I saved this, but here you go!
>>64059 She'd definitely rank higher on my list if she was, giant fluffy persian cat
>>64061 Diamond Horse makes Big Boss diamonds, makes sense.
point of order I never bothered to consider, but suddenly want clarification on. We all agree monsters work on porn logic, yes? Hitting the cervix is not painful?
>>64064 I say mamono mana makes hitting the cervix tolerable same way fairies aren't in excruciating pain from getting dicked.
>>64065 >tolerable personally I go a step beyond into pleasurable, but as long as we agree monster biology is porn logic
Happy Christmas lads, the booze was strong this year, satyros would have been happy
>>64062 I'm like 75% positive that the EGYPTIAN Sphynx is a bad candidate to be played by a PERSIAN cat.
>>64065 Fairies are, proportionately, the biggest size queens in the monster girl kingdom.
>>64066 >monster biology is porn logic But which species is THE MOST Porn Logic?
sad Christmas
>>64070 Ad another anon said, fairy. You can have a giant cock but nothing is more fundamental than fairy onahole.
>>64064 >>64064 >painful for you
>>64070 humpty?
>>64074 >humpty >has no dumpy Meh.
>>64070 fairy or sandworm
>>64061 Gratsi monsignor.
>>64051 As long as they also have a pair of nice, shapely round tits, everything is fine
>>64078 >Miss Arachne looks into it >Acquires 2 tits https://files.catbox.moe/daalq2.jpg
Well its christmas been christmas five whole minutes and i'm not seeing ANY PORTALS
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>>64080 it's not christmas for 52 more minutes, be patient just hold out a little longer we're all gonna make it we're all gonna make it
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, prepare, the hour of the chrimbus krampus is nigh! Or the winter wurm Or the snow siren. Also the Snuggle Scouts may be out. The holiday dangers are many
>>64082 The Snuggle Scouts are intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to their newsletter.
>>64080 Bunyip bait reporting in. No portals yet.
>>64071 I hope your Christmas improves, anon.
remember, your wife's natural habitat is the biome level OST you'll be hearing for the rest of your life think carefully before you pick anything but a snow level mamono wife
>>64087 >Undead elven manour there are much, much worse options. In fact this is one of the best options possible.
>>64088 one day you will tire of hearing organs
>>64089 >mfw I hear your statement and immediately hear the classic horror sting it's already ogre chief, also it's an elven manour so more ghostly wailing and singing with more flute and string
>>64089 There's a reason they called that place The Exhaust Organ in Silksong...
>>64090 >classic horror sting I looked it up and apparently it was Bach: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. Honestly didn't know this was a real song.
>>64092 You should listen to the whole thing, shit's pretty tight
>>64093 Ye, I got it saved to some back to. The first minute easily gives some modern stuff I've heard a run for its money.
>>64094 many such cases check alkan's etude in A minor and erase the barrier between classical/modern composition immediately
>>64095 thanks for the recc, but I meant it sounds like it'd give something like keygen church a solid go at sections.
>>64080 Nothing in frogland either
Well... I guess it's officially the official Merry Crapmas time? I wonder if there's a mod for Starbound that would allow introduce realistic hellhounds and such
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>>64024 >be vampire bitch >nobody wants you cuz you suck >in more than one sense, I mean >you have to wander to the depths of nowhere in search of husbandos cause everyone in big city doesn't want you >finally you find somebody out there, a single guy away from civilization >he quickly figures you out and looks for his gun >when you try to jump him again, he shoots you right in the FACE God I hate vampires.
Merry Christmas anons, here's to our first year here
>>64087 I don't even know what it would be like when applied to Kunoichi, but I would still pick her over any other girl in a heartbeat and would love and cherish her in all her reserved and stoic beauty. Even if she Izuna Drops me onto the bed when she's displeased. Kunoichi is love, Kunoichi is life.
>>64022 They say krampus tongue tastes like cranberries. If only we could tell them that humans don't have tastebuds in their throats.
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>>64087 I'm ready for the epic guitar solo while we snuggle on the couch.
>be vampire >lose vampires are the jeets of every monster girl world they are present in, nobody wants a smelly, snobby, caste-system abiding, basic bitch shut in neet who can't go out during the day (and let's be honest, doesn't during the night either) and is a walking talking heroin needle that you will get hopelessly addicted to the more she bites into you.
>>64102 But why someone would shoot a vamp, before throwing her out of the bed
>>64106 >the epic guitar solo >The first three riffs of Bad to the Bone on repeat
>>64106 Your only options are Tropic of Cancer from Risk of Rain or Hot Head Bop from Dong Country 2
>>64113 >Head Bop >Dong Country I'm really not onto futa or pegging tbh, sorry
>>64114 How about kakuens?
>>64115 They're OK, although I always misread them as kakyoin and get momentarily confused.
>>64116 I'm sure Kakuens can also go lerolerolero
>>64116 Then you should do fine in kong country, they do expand dong there. Watch out for the lizardmen though, they're a bit...unorthodox
Where do you like cuddling your wife the most anon? On the bed, on the sofa? Where do you spend most time together?
>>64122 In bed. It's some comfy that some times I forget she doesn't sleep and instead spends all night staring silently at me or plays with my face.
>>64122 The sofa, because that's where the TV, console and snack table are. Also the smaller size of sofa compared to actual bed necessitates sitting closer, which means more cuddles and more sex (angry sex whenever someone loses too much while gaming, for example, or when she provokes me, which isn't difficult since she's a pyrow)
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Good morning guys, I hope that you had a wonderful night together with friends, family or loved ones i general and also wishing you guys a fantastic day today.
>>64125 Strengthening the family bonds by waking up next to your extended family that turned into a much closer family overnight!
>>64125 I don't think that your parents would like finding you and your aunt both naked and sleeping the morning after Christmas
>>64127 But they knew autie would be sleeping in my room because there aren't any other beds? It's not like we did anything weird.
>>64127 At least you don't have to introduce your new gf to your parents
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>>64122 Sofa, sadly no chesh under the tree waiting to get drunk and tipsy on the sofa
>>64130 sex awkward drunk sex with chesh
>>64131 Yes, YES!
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>>64048 Whitehorn but 2 legs
>>64133 Absolutely cursed
>>64134 Nah, that'd be more like >Whitehorn but 12 legs
>>64133 Well... Um... Anal?
>>64135 >Sleipnir gf
>>64135 Sleipnir when?
>>64127 That's a very hot scenario but I can only imagine a satyros as a lewd sexy nephewfucker aunt. Dunno why. Well, maybe cheshire too, if only because this sort of incest seems exactly like something that would get a Cheshire going, plus she would enjoy teasing the hell out of you for plapping your aunt while simultaneously being very proud of seducing her nephew.
>>64133 THEY ARE TAKING OUR JOBS (c) goats worldwide
>>64139 >Anon wishes online for Cheshire wife >She's got jokes! >But her idea of Good Sex is missionary position while holding hands >She's purest vanilla cinnamon roll imagineable in the bedroom
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>>64127 They must be proud of you for bravely fighting against the birthing declines of monster population
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>>64127 Not at all, different cultures In MGE there's a family first rule
>>64143 Mistletoe has white berries; that's holly.
>>64141 >She's purest vanilla cinnamon roll imagineable in the bedroom >tfw she LITERALLY turns into an actual sweet roll when entering the bedroom >Can't turn back until you pick it up and take it out of the room
>>64143 >Kissing ass No >Kicking ass Yes
>>64146 Urge to vore wife... RISING!
>>64142 >she finally got pregnant for real a true christmas time miracle
>>64127 >mom walks into room the morning after Christmas to wake up for breakfast >she find you and your auntster (her sister) on top of you with your dick still lodged inside her vagina >still both sleeping she moves a little getting more comfortable allowing your dick to slide out and loads of your seed ooze out of her insides >she leaves the room while thinking: "man, it was about time"
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>>64152 Moms tend to react like that when they keep catching their kid jerkin' it to the family photo album.
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hope i get some coal
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>>64149 I know, it was beautiful
>>64151 Manticore can't be cruel and sadistic if they act and look like that
>>64142 Those lolibaba okaa-san doujins are my role model for when the portals open
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>>64158 Well, they can TRY. But ultimately the manticore is a KOT, and kots are LOVE. Also sleepy. Kots are very sleepy.
>>64128 Then they planned it, it was all according to plan
>>64160 Must feel so good to have her rest her head on your lap, petting her head and mane while we both fall asleep, having her tail sucking me
>>64162 Don't make it weird. Christmas is a time for sleepy kots by the fireside. Not SEX.
>>64164 Christmas is a time for doggy styling sleepy kots by the fireside and cumming inside their butts
>>64164 If christmas isn't a time for sex why are more people born in late september than any other month?
>>64161 >leave you alone with your auntster a lot >sometime she will spend days at your home taking care of you while parents are on vacation >aunt can barely keep her hands to herself, slowly break your wall down with a combination of caring attitude and soft body >the more time you spend with your "single" auntster, the more your parents have time to themselves It's a win-win situation.
>>64162 Manticore are super cool and can do both at the same time, why not?
>>64166 people have more free time around the holidays DUH
>>64142 >declining birth rate of monsters >WHAT???
>>64167 >slowly break your wall down >Both anon and his auntster think it was a slow burn where one seduced the other >In reality auntie was passionately sucking him off like an hour after they were left alone, and another half an hour later anon was already balls deep in her ass
>>64171 It's a verified monsnopes fact, now go creampie your wife and stop asking questions
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Behold! Astria Porta!
>>64174 >>64175 Don't worry for the censorship, you aren't force to spoiler here
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>>64176 lack of spoiler ruined the joke the joke is (You)
>>64172 >slowly break your wall down >find a lich hiding inside a room of your apartment that you didn't even know existed >no wonder you had all those hauntings
>>64127 I guess now they know why your aunt was getting mysteriously pregnant despite being single, without male friends, no male coworkers and nothing close to a boyfriend or a pretender
>>64178 >Great argument however I'm in your walls That's some obsessive stalker kunoichi type behaviour
>>64172 I find extremely hot those scenarios in which you and your auntster look each other in the eyes and suddenly you go hard on each other without saying a single word You can swap auntster for your favourite girl, family memeber or any other subject for you ideal scenario
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>>64179 It sounded better as a Christmas miracle
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>>64152 This but with Bapho auntster
>>64181 >I find extremely hot those scenarios in which you and your auntster look each other in the eyes and suddenly you go hard on each other without saying a single word I agree, it's amazingly hot Just locking eyes with each other and not needing an explanation, justification or pretence, only raw mutual desire that completely shatters any reason and logic, dashes away all second thoughts, leaving only the need to claim one another in the most deep, primal and intimate way possible right here and now
>>64180 There are bugs inside your walls, Get them out.
>>64184 Specially when they are drenched in sweat while making out
>>64185 I'd rather get them OFF.
I hide underneath the an athletic brown minotaurs colossal boobs, and avoid her gaze by sticking close to her gigantic sweaty cow rump. She may be rapist, but she cannot draw aggro on what she cannot see. Minos are famously easy to dazzle, you see.
>>64189 YOU FOOL! You haven't thought of the SMELL.
>>64190 You mean if she smells me? Or you mean the stench of athletic horny Minotaur ass/tits?
>>64192 Oh dear. Well, plan B is to matador. I’m sure mino musk debuffs aren’t that debilitating-
>>64187 You can't get off the bugs if you don't get them out... Unless...
>>64194 That's right! Me and my new bug life will start our NEW LIFE living inside the walls!
Bullfighting is a dangerous practice. Many a drunk reckless human have been humbled by the bovine. It’s is their fate to be sat on, breastfed and pelvis shattered by minotaur (and occasional Haku). Sometimes the cow gets exhausted and anon can rape/snuggle her. I still would not rate my chances against cow.
>>64196 >enter the bullfighting ring while on vacation >you're pretty drunk and your bros convinced you it was a good idea >you step into the arena with your bros in the stands loudly cheering you on >your opponent is a hakutaku who looks pretty drunk as well >in the stands you can see a group of onis loudly cheering her on
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Merry Christmas.
>>64197 My moneys on the drunk cow nerd. You know how cows get around thirsty anons. You know how nerds get when they drink.
>>64200 She's cute and appropriately dressed for Christmas. Thumbs up emoji.
>>64200 thicc lim thigs
>>64201 >No shy, Nerdy Holstaur that gets a few drinks in, steps into the ring with me and drunkenly mumbles "Hey Anon....you know WE'RE the subbreed of minotaurs right?" before going whole hog into the bull fight. She has liquid courage and she's gonna use it.
mamono snores
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>>64198 Merry Christmas, anon. Never forget that monster girls love you.
>>64206 >still no portals I don't know, it seems like they prefer spending Christmas alone to spending it with us.
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>>64198 Merry Christmas my friend
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>>64205 Mamono S'mores?
>>64206 Each passing year erode this statement
All I want for Christmas is sex with big butt loli monsters Sure that might not be the exact way those lyrics go, but close enough. Merry Christmas my friends.
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>>64213 Same, but if you can't get an ideal date for Christmas or New year's then you can just simply go to your nearest graveyard and take your pick
>>64213 >>64214 Hear me out: oppai loli monsters
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>>64215 They are fine too and also available at the graveyard
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>>64214 Can't find most undead types I'm after in graveyards. >>64215 DFC is too important
>>64216 Damn those only live in CHINA, I don't want to go to CHINA. Those fucking CHINKS spy on everyone within their borders, I don't want them to record me trying to make it out with the jiangshi and then send it to the party leader Li Yankwang or whatever she is called now
Four cows was too many. Please remove one.
>>64217 You can easily turn any Zombie into a Wight with the proper dedication
>>64220 >zombie chan keeps edging her transformation because she thinks anon is going to give her less attention once she transforms.
>>64221 this is such bullshit, if a girl thinks she's no getting any attention from her man, she's gonna BRING his attention to herself by sitting right on his face
>>64224 What are her options if she's a submissive type?
>>64225 There's no such thing as a submissive monster girl. They can do that for their hubby once in a while, if he insists, but if he keeps ignoring them there's no way they'll do that.
>>64224 What if she's not the type to do that, or what if she doesn't have the confidence? Also, she's getting plenty of attention while in zombie state, and i didn't say she wouldn't get plenty as a wight, only that she fears that would be the case, so she holds back her transformation on her own. That sounds like something one of her more confident friends would say, but that doesn't really help her. She needs to hear from anon that he wouldn't stop giving her attention once that certain goal has been reached, that there are more goals for him to achieve, and that he doesn't it because he loves her, not for the sense of achievement. C'mon anon, where's your sense of drama, narrative and resolution?
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>>64198 Merry Hebimas Remember to hug your hebi wife tightly and make sure she's getting warm
>>64227 >What if she's not the type to do that, She's a MONSTER! >and i didn't say she wouldn't get plenty as a wight, only that she fears that would be the case That doesn't matter, if she thinks you're skimming on giving her attention, next thing you see is your wifey's puss on your face. > She needs to hear from anon that he wouldn't stop giving her attention once that certain goal has been reached, Okay, so she has him eat her out till she cums, then repeat it two more times, and them timidly, tenderly ask him, like, "anon, you aren't gonna forget all about me once I turn into a wight, are you?" >sense of drama, narrative and resolution Well first he gets a wight wifey and then they'll play out all the drama scenarios they want :)
>>64220 >dragon zombie wakes up after a night of particularly intense sex >looks around in confusion for a few moments >then, for the first time since you met her, she starts speaking in complete sentences <"Ugh, my head... Anon I just had the weirdest dream, I- wait, Anon? If you're here then..." >she falls back into the bed and buries her face in her claws <"Oh gods, tell me I didn't do all that for real."
>>64230 Whatever man.
>>64228 >finally, the lords of the monster realm have heard anon's pleas! >anon is being visited by a shirohebi aiming to marry him! >only that she speaks Japanese and he can't understand a damn thing she says :(
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>>64233 Love is an universial language You will understand what your hebi is saying sooner or later
>>64235 Uh, whatever you say. Also I'm not into hebis so no thanx
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>>64221 That's my dream girl
Lemon sherbet hebis.
>>64237 And you'd be her worst nightmare, because she would be 100% right that you'd love her less if she was a wight. Crazy that you thought "zombie girl that's permanently afraid that i would treat her like less once she becomes more" is your fream girl.
>>64238 I mean you take your hebi or snek of choice, wet the tip of her tail with spit, dip it in a sweet powder of choice, and then suck it off.
>>64236 whatever if a monster girl that speaks in german, elvish or even deep speech you will learn that love is an universial language
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>>64221 >>64224 You won't have problems like these with Wight or Pharaoh lolis. They're entitled to attention, know you want to give it to them and know ways to ask for it.
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>>64243 Pharaos and Wights are fine and all but I'm more into Mummies and Zombies making them evolve by myself
>>64243 >>64244 Living with a Wight and a Pharaoh sounds like a pain
>>64245 Both at once? Yeah, I can see the issues.
Chesh loves the jokes in the Christmas crackers. It’s her favourite part of Christmas, aside from the presents. The stockings, the Christmas sweets, the Christmas dinner, the drinking and the games.
Twelve tentacles, Eleven liches thickening, Ten lords corrupted, Nine flying statues, Eight meidos milky, Seven sahus stabbing, Six sibling succs, Fiiiive kots purringggg! ... Four lizards fighting, Three thigh squeezes, Two turtle priests, AND A BRAND NEEEW SUCCUBUUSS KEEEEEY!!! >what the hell's this thing go to, anyway??
>>64248 Didn't you forget a part of the post? Also >twelve tentacles At least they naturally come with lube.
>>64248 Too much Christmas cheer, I fucked up the song on the last day!!!!!!
>>64245 I know, having a zombie and a mummy sounds much better
>>64251 What about a zombie mommy.
>>64173 Monsnopes advised against using a condom because they wrote it would "suffocate your penis", I think they have a bias...
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>>64252 What what she will become after living with me
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It’s boxing day. Get in the box. If it’s good enough for kot, it’s good enough for you. Go on. In the box. Get in. Now. Do it. Your kot will follow. You, your kot, and the box. What a delight.
>>64254 Imagine a zombie giving birth to a wight and having to raise her
>>64245 >>64246 With both a loli Wight and Pharaoh, sure you'll have to deal with a pair of haughty little princesses. But come night, they're adorned in revealing lace lingerie and they'll be all >"Come join us in bed, our king" >"Won't you play with us late into the night?" >"Fill our noble bodies with your warmth"
>>64254 >Extremely proud because she managed to dress herself >Partially
Gold. Frankincense. Mer(shark). The 3 gifts.
>>64260 One of the wise men was yoked and had a few too many daughters.
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eat, drink and be married
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, beware the vengeful ice queen who 'may' be a little annoyed at having to work after the holidays and 'may' be trying to cover the land in an ice storm so she can just stay home.
>>64263 >ice queen who 'may' What about ice queen who 'clarkson' or ice queen who 'hammond'
>>64264 >ice queen who 'clarkson' Loses her truck in a frozen lake that was rated for a thousand pounds less than what she was driving >ice queen who 'hammond' Attempts to build camping shelter out of cardboard and corrugated sheet plastic, can't sleep through the wind
>>64263 I WILL GIVE EAR SCRITCHES TO THE ICE QUEEN.
THE GREAT DEBATE OF OUR TIME mamono wife with mammalian animal ears, or mamono wife with horns
>>64267 why not both?
>>64269 everybody knows cows aren't real anon
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Milk with my cookies
>>64270 what about deer?
>>64273 taur or not taur?
>>64267 Mammalian ears because they are soft and fluffy and do not poke and hurt me by accident at night.
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>>64267 big fluffy ears, alwyas
why not both? that being said cervitaurs are lower on the taur tier list for me
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>>64279 Idk, they have a certain charm, like an unholy combination of lich necromancy and automaton tech.
>>64281 I always prefer carnivorous taurs over herbivorous, the lithe flexibility and paw shape just seems better. Also i never once considered all the machine spirit stuff to be candidates for waifuing and my eyes have opened to a whole new horizon it is endearing and frightening in equal measure
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Show me how to make THUNDER
>>64283 First you go north Norther Norther than that you sumbitch And then you carve a totem pole and whip out your own totem pole you should attract a thunderbird within an hour
>>64283 >Short circuiting a car battery >Wrong answer >Thunderous slap on her ass >Good answer I don't get it
Soft darker skinned ocelomeh priestess (who is fun to pinch)
Bribing Haku-sensei with sex in exchange for good grades (as in, I'm not going to try to score well, even though I am perfectly capable of doing so, unless she has sex with me).
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>>64282 Fundamentally the hard limit to any setting is the willingness of its participants
>>64293 >the machine spirit is willing
>mfw I just watched a youtube biology video about the two different spider girls. Arachne, and marionette colonies made out of corpses that have been mummified because a ten thousand + strong colony of spiders have entered the corpse and consumed all moisture and soft tissue and rigged up web muscle structures that move the body via physical puppetry. Needless to say I did not need to conceive of the latter, however I have and so therefor you must now too.
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>>64295 Bad anon, didn't like that trivia
>>64295 Weekend at Bernie's but it's a fake human piloted by lots of little spiders?
>>64295 yeah but do they say cute things?
Look I know this is massively off topic (kinda) but I'm gonna leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djoxq5jm8cw I just appreciate the over-thought into this, and his spider video. Vampires don't like garlic because it kills their gut biome, and if you kill the bacteria responsible for breaking down the harmful compounds found in blood, blood itself becomes a powerful toxin that just deletes their digestive organs and causes catastrophic death. It's utterly a-supernatural and have no bearing on a magic setting but it's a really neat idea anyway. >>64298 They cling to you for warmth like zombie girls do because spiders can't generate their own warmth. though I think that's pretty poorly thought out, I think they'd generate friction heat all right
>>64251 >>64293 I don't know what this is, but i need one. >>64295 >Necromancer spiders living in the carcass of some long gone giant realm beast >Zombie+Spider symbiosis where (a more manageable number of) spiders live inside a zombie in exchange for repairing and keeping the zombie functional So many cool ideas... Reminds me of the flesh bees.
>>64300 I guess if I start to think about it more charitably, there's precedent in the parasite slime.
>>64292 That's not bribe though, that's blackmail. >No sensei, I will not study and continue to tank my grades. >Unless you relieve me using those boobs..... >oh and the glasses stay on
>>64304 >tags: shotacon, milf, blackmail, male_domination
>>64304 >>64305 >"My Landlord Sister Lets Me Live In Her Property For Free But I Have To Tutor Her Bratty Kid Who's Secretly A Huge Pervert And Now I'm Being Blackmailed?! vol.14"
>>64306 >It's not even the full title, just the short version
>>64307 A MGC best seller with a strong CC and hag fan base
>>64306 This is how you make fat stacks in hagville, just draw raunchy mangas about sadistic shotas taking advantage of older women
>>64304 >oh and the glasses stay on This goes without question, glasses are an insane sex appeal multiplier for hakutaku. >>64305 Haku is the only mamono that would make me even consider going the shota route, she's THAT sexy to me.
>>64304 Hold on, does this mean you could blackmail, say, pyrow into letting you fuck her in exchange for keeping your grades suitably low? Although in this case it's unclear who's corrupting who, and Hakutaku would be just really sad and lonely.
>the cow decides to milk YOU
>>64311 No, you blackmail a Pyrow into letting you fuck her pussy in exchange for going out with her in public, because despite her gigastacy act she's a complete girlfailure and can't get a boyfriend and her cool friends started laughing about it.
>>64313 Hold on, this is just dating at this point!
>>64313 >in exchange for being my boyfriend >i'll let you do boyfriend things with me Really got that gyaru intellect firing on all cylinders
>>64315 >finally have your first argument >3 years into the marriage >2 kids deep >"FINE YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL BOYFRIEND ANYWAY, IF ITS THAT HARD FOR YOU WE CAN JUST STOP PRETENDING"
>>64304 >Haku starts off as a proper, strictly professional teacher >Gradually gets corrupted into a shamelessly sultry sensei wearing "necktie and jacket, but no shirt" type fashion >Now they're having sex before lessons instead of it being a reward for good grades >Blackmail is not even an afterthought at this point, they fuck just for the sheer pleasure of it
>>64315 But she's absolutely earnest about it and genuinely thinks it is a good plan, that's what makes the pyrow so endearing. She may not have a lot of brain, but she got a lot of heart, she's doing her best.
>>64293 i'm just not too sure about all the cloned bodies augmented for service suddenly becoming sexy
>>64319 >augmented for service Artificial un-intelligence erotic!
>>64319 It's better if we don't keep "the worse than death lobotomy puppet" part and just go for cloned meat
>>64319 What if augmented zombies, an alternative to wighting.
>>64322 >>64321 Literally barely even needs an explanation. Lich Gremlin, automazombies
>>64323 Fund it.
>>64323 I thought you were keeping the 40k's roots, my bad.
>>64325 No, I'm just demonstrating how easily applicable the core concept is. 40k would be a VERY different place if mamono mana bled into the warp.
>>64326 Get it, if it's an undead it's close to a Frankstein mamono It would be a better place; I hope mamonos like wargames and painting miniatures.
>>64327 >I hope mamonos like wargames and painting miniatures. That's what threadcanon Anubis is for
>>64328 Any mamono can like wargames and miniatures, and different species might bring differrent flavors of tism to the hobby, it doesn't have to just be Anubis.
>>64328 It's threadcanon, and I also hope that it's not the only species into it
>Hero Anon goes to invade the lair of Fell Skizzie Von Frankenfister >And her vile army of Titwalker 5000s >But they can barely move. The ones with dark mana squirt guns stitched into their arms invariably missfire and explode, splashing all the zombies in dark mana >The one with a lower body that's been grafted into a cyberroper consistently trips everything within a 20ft radius >She grafted the harpy wings onto the fattest most staked zombi girls she had, so they're effectively flightless birds with half as many brains >The zombimagi can't focus because the cybernetic eye piece they're supposed to use to assist their magical calculations run on obsolete AntiChesh software and were hacked centuries ago and blast nothing but a constant stream of human boy porn into their brains
>>64329 >>64330 Obviously mamono are people too and would have various interests and personalities, but threadcanon Anubis is also inherently super autistic and would be very much into autistic hobbies.
>>64332 NO. ALL ANUBISESESESESES ARE INTO ONLY ONE THING: MISSIONARY POSITION SEX FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION
>>64267 Why choose just one?
>>64334 >MISSIONARY POSITION SEX FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION I like my missionary with some fun and love added on top of the procreation.
I don't know why we all call the anubis autistic when Leannan Sidhe exists
I’ll stick my dick between Anubis beans and get her to Jack-al me off.
>>64337 >Leannan Sidhe exists less interesting + fairy
>>64337 Fairies are not autistic, they just have OCD and ADHD
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>>64337 Rigid adherence to routine is a notable autistic trait.
>>64339 >>64340 >>64341 I mean some one paints for a hobby and you automatically call them an autist and make fun of their autwork
>>64342 Those aren't the same "painting". Leanan Sidhe does art, painting minis is more of a stand in for wargaming, wich is a highly nerdy hobby. Painting the minis is honestly the least autistic part of the hobby.
>>64343 Sidhe literally die if they can't paint, I can't see what's more autistic than that. They're so autistic they incorporated maths into their aut. Meanwhile Anubis just watch trains to make sure they run on time, where's the aut in that?
>>64342 She does real impressive art while I consume plastic and paint. I didn't read their profile to be fair
>>64344 >die if they can't paint, I can't see what's more autistic than that. I don't see the connection between having something you need to do to exist, and being autistic. I know that word gets used very loosely, but no wonder you are so confused when that word doesn't mean anything when you use it. >humans die if they don't breathe, i can't see what's more autistic than that.
>>64344 >Meanwhile Anubis just watch trains to make sure they run on time, where's the aut in that? Anon... I...
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>>64346 >>humans die if they don't breathe, i can't see what's more autistic than that.
>>64348 >Gym lich That's wrong but also appealing, weird...
>>64348 She can call me autistic anytime she wants.
>>64348 >Really anon? Eating again? What's it been, only 16 hours? Here lil' buddy, do you want some crayons?
>>64352 >Eating... crayons Anon confirmed as US Marine
>>64348 This picture is fake, undead don't sweat.
>>64355 >human woman paints her skin pale purple and tries to pass as a Lich the horror...
>>64355 I would appreciate it if you could simply leave, never to return.
>>64355 She must have just poured water over herself.
>>64355 Undead do sweat, what they don't do is build muscle. This means she was a muscle wizard in life, who became a muscle lich. Undead sweat purely as an emotional response, usually to instances of extreme emotional stimulation. Liches, however, do not suffer this. This leads to four conclusions. 1) She has a reason to be there 2) She is probably interested in anon 3) That protein shake in her hand is likely to be her phylactery 4) She is flirting by flexing her gainz at anon and imagining him being impressed and horny
>>64359 >Undead do sweat Source?
>>64360 It came to me in a dream
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>>64355 >>64360 She looks sweaty.
>>64362 maybe it's corpsewax
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>>64360 Also I went and checked and there's sweat on her thigh.
>>64363 >Undead caldegeist is made of corpse wax metal
undeads sweat, otherwise what am i supposed to lick off my tomboy ghoul's buttcrack/tummy?
>>64364 default zombie-chan is oddly cute with that desperate look on her face
>>64366 Honey? Cream? Embalming fluid? I dont know
>>64368 interesting. time to experiment. syrupy ghouls.
>>64364 >>64362 I'm not fully convinced. WE,(yes, you and me) need more evidence.
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>>64355 Undead do sweat since that's an evolutionary trait that makes them chase their prey without overheating due to movement and also makes them more desirable when trying to find a partner or induce a mating desire on her partner
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>>64334 They are literally the anal dogs, I'm pretty sure that they are into more stuff than sex for the purpose of procreation
>>64373 Shut uppa you face!
But is dog butt > cat butt?
>>64373 Anubis - the anal dog Cheshire - the anal cat Hakutaku - the anal cow Bogie - the anal ogre Pyrow - the anal succubus Hatter - the anal mushroom Enter... The A-Team
>>64364 >that pic I can imagine dumbass anon trying to plunder forgotten crypts >falls through broken floor because who needs Perception, better max out Luck >can't move from the shock and one leg being stuck under the rubble >then he sees slow shambling movement in the dark corner of the room >and then hears the moans >oh god what a rotten way to die, to be eaten alive by shitty basic level 1 zombies >he's no longer even struggling, just closes his eyes and accepts (painful) death as the animated corpse sloooowly drags itself his way >then he hears his clothes being torn and moments later <*suck* *suck* *slurp* *slurp*
>>64377 That's a doujin. I'm not saying you didn't just think of that but I'm like 90% sure that's an old doujin from years and years ago
>>64377 >be me, dumbass adventurer > always wanted to become a hero > too unskilled to become a soldier for the order >too ugly to even become a thirst trap bait > > too uncharismatic to even join a party > stupid_adventurers.tapestry > hear of an unexplored cave system that ancient tribes that lived here >fuck_it_we_ball.stained_glass >aproach it, while ignoring the runes telling me that i shouldnt >stupid runes cant stop me if i cant read! huh >maybe that was why they didnt take me when i tried to become an orderlite anyways irrelevant >i walk into the cave >dont notice slippery patch and conk my head >by the time i wake up its dark outside and everywhere around me > pick a random direction, because duhh a dumb adventurer > something gives under me >FUCK.manuscript
>>64380 This reads like one of alps stories.
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>>64379 I like when Zombies start to regenerate thanks to the power of sex
>>64382 It's a pretty based idea
>>64382 >Pump zombie full of protein. Is that how you get buff Liches?
>>64381 thank you
a kiki`s favourite music instrument? a washboard!
>>64386 Now i'm imagining a kiki wahing her clothes on a bapho and the bapho's moans making tunes.
>>64386 btw theres a music group named kikimora(named after the slavic folklore ones, not the MGE ones)
Eat the pennies, Anon.
>>64297 It's just ten arachne in a trench coat.
I want to be bullied by a pyrow so bad. Usually I'm not into that sort of thing but something but that demon gyaru reaches some weird places in my subconscious and makes me want to be teased, molested and raped by her, and to have casual "this movie is boring, let's fuck, nerd" sex on the couch.
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<"Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would cum in a woman, before throwing her out of a bed"
>>64392 Abaddon folk is my right angle
>>64392 Because I'm not done until I've cum inside, duh. Yeet!
>>64392 Abaddon is a big gal for me.
>>64392 I don't get it.
>>64392 So if you get an Abaddon wife you get a harem for free?
>>64397 No, they expect only one of them on the aisle
>>64397 Just like Liches and their zombie minions, or Pharaohs, Aphopipes and High Orcs, etc etc
>>64392 DIABETESbaddon The Obese
Merry Christmas all and to all a happy new year! It's a day and a half late, by most reckoning but despite that I hope it finds you all very well. I've been quiet this year, but hopefully the next I will have more to show for. I hope you all enjoy and as always comments and criticisms are more than welcome. https://archiveofourown.org/works/76477456
>>64402 Merry Christmas Penywise! Not participating in the contest?
>>64403 I had my hands full with this one and I nailed down the plot before I realized there was a contest with themes etc. Next year/contest I'll try join in.
>>64404 Well alrighty then.
Is Alp the only writer who's submitted their entry for now?
>>64406 So it seems. If I win by default I'll feel silly.
>>64406 Yup, not that surprising
>>64407 I wish you some good competition cause I don't see myself coming out of my slump in time. Looks like if I ever come around to write the snek story I wanted, it won't be on Year of the Snake.
>>64409 You clearly don't believe in yourself, but that's okay! Believe in the ME that believes in YOU!
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>>64410 Thanks, Kamina.
>>64407 >I'll feel silly. You shouldn't, a win is a win if you played by the established rules.
>>64406 i'm writefairying as fast as i can
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How many petting time is too muc for one day?
>>64392 Big demon bug. I approve.
>>64414 When your chesh starts growing bald, that's when you know you gotta lay off the petting.
>>64417 So never?
>>64402 nice
AAAAUGH PETTING AND HUGGING AND SMOOCHING AND CUDDLING AND SHARING FOOD WITH AND HOLDING HANDS WITH MAMONO FUUUUUUUCK
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you've been captured by paizuri cultists (again)
>>64406 I’m still working on mine. I think I have around 1000-1500 words to go, plus review. I’ll post it on Ao3 whether I make the deadline or not.
>>64421 Some day I'll pass the skill check.
>>64406 What you talking about? Who's that fag you mentioned?
>>64423 The skill check to AVOID the paizuri cult, right? Right?
>>64425 that's unavoidable it's an Endure roll to survive the process
>>64425 Listen, I will pass that check someday. So far I only get through three of them.
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>>64424 >fag Rude, Alps are straight!
>>64424 A writefag, that's who
I think Cryptoland Connie and a Creeping Coin would make a great couple.
I have... become panties.
>>64431 UOOOOOOH ME GUSTA ATLACH-NACHO
>>64430 >left pic ngl, those chaos husband transformations are getting out of hand
>>64431 >it’s not an abyssal >it’s an oni, mino, hellhound, ogre or horc >in increasing “oh shit” order
>>64435 I think hellhound is actually the least oh shit because at least she has magic the others just have the poor guy tied on there with ropes
>>64437 >the hellhound has magic What kind? The kind that lets her wear panties around her fluff? I think any of them would mindbreak an anon within 5 minutes. Lewd and unusual punishment that should be outlawed.
>>64428 >pic related Mandatory "You'll never be a real woman!" moment
>>64421 what if I don't like paizuri? what if I think big boobs are for fondling, groping, milking, and using as soft pillows while i'm balls deep in the boob-owners' pussy? what are the paizuri cultists going to do to me then?
>>64447 INSTANT DEATH
>>64428 Straight up gay.
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>>64438 Probably they have some kind of fire magic domain but since they do not like to read and their int points are really low, it's definitely quite weak but since they are quite physically able their mana pools are gigantic
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>>64450 >a perfectly fine and fertile biological woman is gay You will turn into an Alp the moment portals open, guaranteed.
>>64452 >what will she do if its a boy?
>>64453 mamono
>>64454 sooner or later they will need to fix the only birthing mamono`s issue
>>64455 or dont. if they do it the portals would never open
High orc is offering body guard services. Is this a protection racket?
>>64458 don't be fooled that's not "high orc bodyguard" as in someone who will protect you that's "high orc BodyGuard," a personal hygiene product. remember odorant from ahh real monsters?
>>64458 depends, does she speak with a shitty italian accent? if yes* yes IF no - thats a marriage proposal
>>64461 >i shall protect you my tiny little man >now and onto forever till death do us apart
>>64461 >italian horc Parma ham? Prosciutto? She's dark, aged, smelly a bit funny (good) and is very salty when licked.
>>64460 >gym monsters like minos, onis and jinkos doping themselves with "high orc bodyguard" this is chemical warfare and against the conventions
>>64464 They never signed those conventions and this is a special romantic operation, not a war. Get pheromoned, idiot.
>>64469 Anon is talking about the Mamono Magi convention.
bringing my hand zapper on a business trip to raiju mountain the business is pranking raijus she'll never know what hit her
>>64464 Few worse fates that to get addicted to the smell of sweaty tomboy mino ass abusing horc products.
>>64402 Always love seeing your Christmas special, Penywise. I always really look forward to it. It might be strange, but you're one of my favorite authors and I include published works in that. Hope you had a good year
>>64473 Thanks anon, that means a lot, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I did. I hope to be freer to write next year though, I hope you had a good year too, and have another good one lined up.
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Well too all of you that had a free day I hope that you spent the day with your auntster, despite spending also Christmas with her, and for the ones that had to work I hope that you gave your best to spend a great evening relaxing with your auntster. Also after spending so many days with you in a row it would be a huge disrespect to her if she goes back home not pregnant, do your deed and give her the gift that she deserves in her womb.
>>64476 well, i wouldn't want to be rude
I'm going to introduce Pyrows and Cheshires to the music of Immortal Technique.
>>64476 >Christmas day >auntie Satyros came for dinner, and since she knows that my holidays start the 24 she stayed with me >she prepared a really nice dinner, prepared me a bath and we had a really nice dinner together >later tonight watching a movie together she indulged in her wine while I was falling asleep due to overwork early in the day >still she gets extremely horny and we start going crazy at each other in the sofa >we wake up the morning after still naked and drenched but much more refreshed >she goes to make breakfast naked while I follow her >we keep doing the deed after we eat and since all commerce and service are closed the 25 we just stay the whole day naked and having fun >the naughty business continues all the way to the 26 >later in the evening while having dinner she says "after all this playing around I'm probably super pregnant" while laughing >to which I respond "then you aren't allowed to drink anymore" >she freezes and drops her cup You brought this upon yourself, auntie
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>>64481 mamano mana > fas or it might be divine mana actually. cant image that'd sit right with bacchus overseeing things
>>64482 "Waiter, waiter! There's a hair in my drink!"
my mind has cursed me with the notion of a furby bogie and I don't think mamono mana can save it
>>64484 In Wonderland, hares in your drink are uncommon but a mouse in your drink is expected.
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>>64486 the mushroom soup isn't bad either but i'm needing beans
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>>64476 I am a very responsible man
>>64481 I'm pretty sure that baby satiros drink wine as much as they drink milk Like 50/50
>>64482 Auntie, that doesn't seem too sanitary
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
>>64492 Then you should stop cumming in her mouth.
>>64491 How can you say that after having your tongue inside her butthole like 5 minutes ago?
>>64494 Monster girls don't poop so their anus is purely a recreational organ.
>>64491 I know Her delicious sweat is now mixed with gross alcohol
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>>64496 >licking my auntster to recover electrolytes and hydration during sex so we can continue the fun >she's also doing the same to me Salty and refreshing
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>>64476 Ok but I have more than one auntster
I hope more comedic/shitposty submissions are acceptable, since I've decided on a pretty over the top concept
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that summoning creatures of the underworld is a very difficult task. one wrong move and that cheeky devil with be an annoyed baphomet or amused devil.....who is most likely unbound.
>>64500 a demon cant tell me what do because i refuse to read
>>64501 A demon sitting in my lap and reading her contract to me would be extremely effective.
>>64501 Now what about a devil? Also it fucks with me a bit that devils are the chaotic ones and demons the lawful, contractual ones in MGE when its the reverse in D&D.
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Koturday, my beloved
>>64502 >Demon sits on your lap as she reads your contract >Slowly, deliberately grinds her big, firm ass against your crotch >Doesn't let you do anything >"Nuh uh, no touching or moving until I'm done reading the entire thing. We're on page six out if twenty four, by the way." Demons can be downright terrifying
>>64474 she must have been surprised when she saw only the groom at the scheduled wedding
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DANGER, IMMINENT CAT RAPE
Guys I live in a small home off the road far away from MGC because it's cheaper, and I like it out here because I can safely wander outside without worry of being jumped by some mamono right? But like, I saw a dilapidated barn down the road around a grown up field and I poked around because like, urban exploration, right? Well I found a dead dragon girl inside. I don't know how she got there or how long she's been dead, but she isn't decayed or anything, just green and slumped against the wood. I found her body curled up in a back room the door has fallen off the hinges off. Place looks more than a century old. I got worried at first but like, she's dead, she's not gonna move, right? Well I went back yesterday and her body has moved. I mean changed position. Not like she was moved by someone else I mean like the body moved somehow. Guys I'm really scared now, I want to run, I feel like I'm in danger.
>>64509 You need to call your city clerk and file for a marriage license, now! You really want those tax breaks for your new zombie dragon wife's growing horde
>>64509 You gained a dragon pet
>>64508 Cats don't like having their paws touched but they WILL hold you with them
What's your favorite "fragrant" monster?
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>>64513 The tables have turned
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>>64514 Trolls, and if they come together with Orcs or High Orcs then it's even better
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>>64513 I will touch whatever I want
>>64514 Elf. The fragrance of a ripe elf is quite unlike anything else.
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>>64517 This, we will molest each other and we will be happy
>>64514 Canonically? Claustros. I want one to jerk me off while she shoves my face in her armpit/tits and smugly mocks me for being weird. Horcs are a close second. Non-canonically? Hellhounds, because I want to be marked by the big dog (face ground on by her sweaty butt and pussy).
Busting out your story for the contest!
Need beeg bug girl who launches smol bug girls like an aircraft carrier
>>64522 Only an Abbadon comes to mind
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>>64514 Troll without a doubt, I want to see if I get as lust crazed by her essence as the legend say Also I want to expose her to the bright summer sun of the desert
>>64522 Why? Why would you need this? Why would you ever require such a specialised company of boogs. …Grem has created a chassis that can be fitted to a soldier boog, abaddon or oomu that can then be used to fire smaller boogs like bees, ants or smol mantis.
>>64525 >bees Aww cute, look at them go, it's like a mobile hive! >ants Okay, ants need a boost sometime, who am I to judge who in colony warfare? >smol mantis AAAAAAAAHHH
>>64525 CARRIERS = INSTANT WIN
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Hebis are good girls They deserve lots of headpats and kisses Also lots if babies
>>64530 Well, why haven't you given it to them yet?
>>64514 Unwashed dhampirs (she says it keeps vamps away)
>>64528 >I can't believe they put me in one of these things! I told them I was claustrophobic, I gotta get out of here!
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>>64528 carrier has arrived
>>64533 Stupid sexy plant. Stop hugging me!
>>64531 Already did that Now she's addicted to it
>>64452 >a perfectly fine and fertile biological woman >alp Dude, IT'S A DUDE!
>>64534 That's right. You are charged with carrying my baby
>>64525 >"Why? Why would you need this?" >"Why would you ever require such a specialized company of boogs..." "So you can't do it?" >Miss Grem's eyes narrow. >"I didn't say that." >Two weeks later, you have your Carrier Chassis. >Now you just need to find a monster girl to wear it, and many more SMOL monster girls to hang out in it. >EZ PZ >After all, is it not said... <"If you build it, they will come?" >They did not come. >Begin writing letters to the Boog Kingdom, advertising your search for a carrier boog and smol boogs to be carried >Eventually get one published in the Daily Dose, a newspaper in Pedeville. >End result? Lots of death threats from angry oomukade. >Decide to Journey to the Boog Queen, to show her your device and prove that you have serious needs requiring serious mamono >Abaddon Queen is not interested in your insane ramblings, has you removed from her throne room >Honestly you're not even sure why she agreed to the meeting in the first place >A lone Abaddon follows you out >She's dressed all fancy, like an advisor or something >Puts one hand on your shoulder >You can feel it >This is her >She immediately takes your Chassis and begins putting it on >Insanely, it is a perfect fit >"Come, Anon. We need a pixie and a mixture of air-to-air, air-to-ground, and ground-to-ground boogs." >She understands! >"I can attract them with my pheromones." >"But first you must construct additional pylons."
>>64539 My life for Aiur
need to hire nonsexual dormouse services to make me go the fuck to sleep whatever happens after I fall asleep, no questions asked, whatever happens she's earned it
>>64541 i want ms weresheep to put me in a sleeper hold
>>64541 Best I can do is a cyclops with a LARGE hammer.
>>64508 this looks entirely consensual to me >>64514 h'orcs probably. I respond to scent more than any other sense, but the scent mamono aren't super high on my list. maybe because I can't actually smell them
>>64543 Is she getting her mallet?
>>64514 gandharva big brown bird
>>64545 No, she's gettin a cool lady mullet.
>>64505 Truly the stuff of nightmares. Everyone talks about fearboners, never about bonercontracts.
>>64548 >Anon is failing in his contractual obligation to get a boner.
>>64540 Anon is going to make the zerg look infertile.
>>64550 What am I supposed to do? NOT fug bugs?
>>64551 You shouldn't just fuck them, you should breed them. Turn an aby into a broodmother.
>>64551 if you need someone to not fug bugs I can do it
>>64552 I say fug because I don't want any bugs to think that fugs will stop when they are pregnant. If anything, fugs will INTENSIFY.
>>64553 All bugs require fugs. If you do not fug them, they will fug you.
>>64555 what will they do when I say *dodges*?
>>64556 I think it's pretty clear that you cannot dodge EVERY bug, FOREVER.
>>64557 Watch me >Flea Dodge from Silksong intensifies
BUG FUDGE. The lovely old mantis hag makes delicious fudge. She’s kind of scary and covered in scars, but she is lovely when you get to know her. She is also single.
>>64558 Bugs are ALSO masters of disguise--you could be eating a plate of bugs right now and not even know it!
>>64557 I only have to dodge them long enough to find a mammalian or demon mamono to make my wife
>>64561 And that's how Anon married TWELVE Devil Bugs.
Can crab be boog?
>>64563 Things keep evolving into crabs, so statistically speaking its inevitable for boog to be crab but crab is not boog
>>64563 Spiders are just land crabs (even when crabs are land crabs), so I say yes.
>*snip snip* The cancerfication of the boog family has begun. *snip snip* <*snip snip* Roger. *snip snip* commence plans to crabify the birds. *snip snip* >*snip snip* Roger. *snip snip* <*snip* >*snip* <*scuttle snip scuttle snip* >*scuttle snip scuttle snip*
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>>64567 Crab people Crab people Taste like crab Talk like people Crab people
>>64568 Do you think Ms Cancer licks her own fingers when she's done schlicking?
>>64569 Isn't that just normal hygiene?
>>64568 >WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
>>64568 what function do the crab eyes serve? can I squeeze them? they look squeezable. there's gotta be SOMETHING to squeeze on this crab
>>64569 What better way to clean her hands?
>>64572 You may squeeze the CRAB SNIPPERS.
>>64574 I do not want to squeeze the snippers, they are hard and not squishy the only squishy things on that girl are her cheeks (free space) and the crab eyes
>>64575 What if she is a soft-shelled crab? Also what about BOOBS? Boobs have squish--it is known.
>>64575 >I do not want to squeeze the snippers Understandable. The snippers will squeeze you. You may also find some TENDER CRAB MEAT when pinching around her belly and buttocks. Also TENDER CRAB LEGS near the carapace, if she has not hardened her shell fully yet.
>>64576 that krob is boobless. devoid of tit. there is nothing to squeeze, only cold hard disappointment
>>64578 Fortunately, there are methods one might use to correct this.
>>64578 Hold on, lemme copy-paste from the other place I said this.... "Delicious Flat Chest is still bewbs. And the most important thing you can do when showing bewbs is to show them with some enthusiasm." And even a flat chest has SOME soft. You big meanie.
>Sad, hard krab sobbing and snipping sadly >"B-but defence is the best offence... I tried so hard to become the hardest crab..." >Anon cannot get to her. For she is too hard. The sad hard crab in cinemas next week
>>64581 This desperately needs to be an action movie where the whole 3rd act is Cancer-Chan doing RIP AND TEAR on the robot army holding Anon hostage.
>>64582 >It's a good day to Crab Hard.
>>64580 she could put some of that enthusiasm into growing her boobs and that would be better
>>64581 And then one day she helped someone weak and soft break a coconut
>>64584 You know nothing of the Way of Boobs and do not deserve them.
>>64586 You got the wrong club, No Way of Boobs is two doors down
>>64585 >*snip snip* and if you think coconut milk is delicious, you should try crab milk *snip snip* fumbled again.
>>64581 all she needs is a Shield Bash spell that deals bonus damage based on armor, then her defence will really be the best offence.
Crab juice?
>>64592 i mean i heard khlav kalash goes well with it supposedly
>>64593 do not kalash the crab.
>>64596 Do NOT kalash the crab. Do NOT buy khlav khalash from the crab.
>>64592 >>64597 you aint the boss of me!
>>64592 I'm considering Mountain Dew.
>>64600 Consider Clamato. Crabs LOVE Clamato.
Fuck your kiki, or she will end up drinking denatured alcohol alone to drown her sorrows.
>>64603 My mershark tried to drown her sorrows with rum, but then I reminded her she can’t drown, she’s a shark. God what an idiot. She deserves to be rotated repeatedly.
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>>64603 Sad, we could drink the feeling away together instead
>>64605 In Soviet Russia, Mershark rotates YOU.
>>64607 They (the same country as the jinko in magus story is from) is sending HEAVY MERSHARKS to ROTATE OUR DIVERS as they perform maintenance on underwater pipes and cables.
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mersharks... cute
>>64603 I would never neglect my kiki up to that point, but i will admit there is a certain guilty pleasure to knowing that someone loves you so much their feelings would completely break down to the point of desperation if you didn't love them back.
>>64609 In nomnom and rotate distance
>>64611 in plap plap plap distance too
>>64603 But if I fuck the bird dog our master-servant relationship would be ruined! This is the plot of every kiki drama ever
>>64605 >then I reminded her she can’t drown, she’s a shark. Ackchually, fish suffocating in water counts as drowning, and some species of sharks need to move to breathe. I doubt that applies to Mersharks, though.
>>64614 >this but a mershark
>>64612 Kind of difficult to pin a shork down to plap her. Maybe she’s a sub (not a submarine, like a sub) >>64614 >ywn save a “drowning” beached mershark by kissing her and lifting her up into a princess cary and wading into the water (all planned by her)
>>64616 >bonus points if its a tomboy mershark
>>64617 I'm having a hard time imagining a mersherk who is NOT a tomboy. They're just very tomboy codede.
>>64618 >>64617 The things I’d do to a tomboy mershark. Starting with kissing her. I’m gonna make her blush and tremble and get her to act girly. I’m also gonna get bitten and torn to red mana shreds by a sweaty angry shark (don’t ask how she can sweat)
pretty princess mershark (she is a tomboy I just keep calling her a pretty princess because it's cute to see her get angry about it and I think it's working)
>>64620 she got out of a gym session in the shallow with her oni buddies
>>64620 why else would the ocean be salt water?
>>64618 do we count the shark woman from one piece?
>>64624 🤷
>>64621 Or she takes it as a compliment and loves it because nobody ever called her that before.
>>64625 i`d love to ponder her orbs, i shoulds have said it with the picture
>>64626 Love that trope.
>>64628 `s a good thrope
>>64626 Can we agree that a happy mershark is also going to be a BITEY mershark? I like my women bitey.
>Sit on pier, just out of reach of tomboy mershark childhood friend >Eat delicious meat while she observes >Remind her she stole your lunch when you went fishing together >Taunt her, call her names, call her a princess >she’s livid, but can’t reach you >Say you saw her watching the fashionable, girly succs walking the promenade, and the cute mermaids singing for the crowds >Finally, say you heard her trying to sing herself (with limited success) >Shes a blushing, stammering wreck >Poseidon strikes and washes you off with a sudden wave >Tomboy mershark comes to collect (the meat, but also you) >Toothy blowjob and mershark rape under the pier
>>64630 i doubt anybody would dissagree
>>64631 PEAK
>>64633 POKE
>>64634 PUSH&PROBE
>>64633 any story that ends with mamono raping their new husband is a good story stories that end other ways are BAD stories
>>64623 >haha anon you’re swimming in my sweat <oh yeah? You’re swimming in MY sweat >well you’re swimming in MY love juices! <what. >what?
>>64636 does consentual non con count? like a mamono with a fetish
>>64638 I GUESS
>>64622 Based gymshark. I hope anon appreciates how strong and salty her abs are.
>>64631 >Toothy blowjob I'm struggling to imagine how that could feel good even with the help of MAMONO MANA.
>>64636 >Succ and Anon meet on snatch.com, a mamono dating site focused on, uh, efficiency >Chat online a bit, agree to go on a coffee date >Succ is cute and shy in person >So is Anon >Date goes well >Anon gives Succ a gentle kiss on the cheek and asks to see her again sometime >Succ so embarrased her wings are flapping like a hummingbird >Agrees to second date the next night >They part ways and go to their separate homes
>>64641 You’re right. She just nibbles him a lot around the legs and butt until he starts to bleed mana, then she switches to toothless mode.
it isnt meant to feel too good, you fool its punishment for him being cheeky have to put that brat in his place, just as the demon lord Intended
>>64642 The HORRIBLE UNDESIRABLE BAD END FATE of any hero anon who falls for a dastardly tomboy oni or shark.
>>64643 this isn't the end of the story. he's going to wake up in chains. she's a sexual beast. the cute shy sweet ones always are. he's finished. done for. doomed
>>64645 >Druella “The muncher” fourth daughter of the demon lord and queen of Lescatie >Druella “Crunchaholic” fourth daughter of the demon lord and queen of Lescatie >Druella “The one who bites back” fourth daughter of the demon lord and queen of Lescatie
>>64646 >Oh no i am here to defeat an oni monster and prove myself to be a hero >dressed in an easily tearable clothes, with a pan on head in place of helmet Do you think theres are rapebait clothes, for men in the MGE world, to like signal what they want to be
>>64647 Nope! Vanilla, mostly missionary position sex at the end of the 3rd date and a general courtship period of a year before engagement and then another 18 months before the actual wedding due to scheduling difficulties with the bride's side of the family (portals and passports). Her whole family HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATES Anon with a white hot passion, too. But he just takes it. He just silently suffers through it. All for the sake of his fiance. She IS a fuckin' pervert, but in the "I like human tradwife cosplay" way. Her family doesn't know that, and thinks it's all Anon's doing.
>>64649 Carry a small bag of beans to throw at them to aggro one. Then make a show of “spilling” them so you can’t use them. Even the thickest of tomboy onis will understand you want the bed breaker.
>>64650 ah the white sheep of the family type of deal
anon's SCANDALOUS secret relationship with the undercover druella
>>64651 >thickest of tomboy onis Oni-seller, I demand your thickest tomboy oni!
>>64652 Yes, nothing but cutesy-wootsey, lovey-dovey 1950s tradwife stuff for Mrs. Anon. Drives other succ types crazy (and makes more than a few of them jelly).
>>64656 considering i am not from the most western side of the world i dont exactly get it so i must research what it means
>>64649 >Anon who REALLY doesn't want to get raped by a tomboy mershark finds the tomboy mershark infested waters, with a sign designating it as such, and jumps into said water filled with tomboy mersharks >"I honestly don't know what you were expecting" she says, pushing his head into her hip
>>64650 >Daughter, that thing you're wearing! Is that--is that-- <A skirt! >I can't even see your knees! <Or my ankles! Isn't it cute? >Anon's mother in law faints >Her husband swoops in to catch her nearly naked body, as is proper in a succubus society >Father-in-law gives him the death glare, but also a stealthy thumbs up
>>64655 You can't handle her. She is too thick for you. She will turn your face into a pancake and pelvis into dust. She's also gruff, easily annoyed, but secretly into caligraphy.
>>64660 I will bench press her
How do onis fit into Zipangese society? Barely? With their tall ass horns scraping the door and dresses bursting from their larger frames?
>>64624 Best girl in the series, I absolutely adore her. And yeah, she's not a tomboy at all.
>>64662 Who said anything about "fitting in"? Who is going to stop them, those lanky foxy harlots eating motherfucking SOY?
>>64662 every door has horn sockets to allow easy passage, and if they don't, they will soon
>>64662 Just build taller doorframes.
>>64666 I like that your solution doesn't involve anything about dresses straining against tight, muscled frames of BIG ONIS.
>>64610 >there is a certain guilty pleasure to knowing that someone loves you so much their feelings would completely break down to the point of desperation if you didn't love them back. True. Such dogged, subservient dedication is part of kikimora's charm, even if you'd never actually hurt her enough to test it, because she's too precious.
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>>64666 I tried to push for this in my village because my oni wife kept having her horns smash through the bit of wall above the door and I got tired of fixing it, but I was stopped by, you guessed it, all the oni in the village apparently you're supposed to just leave the thing broken. they like it that way
>>64664 >>64662 >Oni village in rural(er) zipangu >Can drink all you want >Can eat as much yakiniku and yakitori as you want >Can watch fights, sports, dance and play games >Crazy giant coloured extrovert girls, but also they sleep a lot, and there is quiet space down at the river >Cool as fuck scenery deep in the mountains >Cool lightning magic >Happy to have human company >Big soft red/blue titties to sleep on I'm retiring early to the oni village
>>64669 matoimaru is a good girl, big on soccer and ikebana
>>64670 >Intimidating oni wants to show me her favourite club >Assume she was going to pummel and rape me >She was actually just inviting me to where she likes to dance and get drunk with friends >She then got drunk and raped me
>>64672 bummer. I don't want to ever go into a club I wanted an oni who collects cool sticks and prefers the ones that are weighted like weapons we could really connect I think
>>64670 The best Oni are in Zipanguese Hagville
>>64673 >club collecting oni >has clubs made of many types of wood >though her favourite club is made of steel and not really a stick Will that be a deal breaker?
>>64675 not at all. as long as it's fun to swing. that's what really matters can we use them? can we hit things with the clubs? old chairs? can I break things with them? please?
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>>64670 I'll go for the caster type Oni with high INT instead of the classic STR ones
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>>64662 Easy. They don't. You don't go to the major metropolitan areas of Zipangu to find Oni, that's for harlots like Kejōrō, Jurō-Gumo, or even Kitsune and maybe Gyoubu Danuki. But no matter what you do, you're still Gaikokujin in a land of burgeoning levels of politeness and order. You don't get that with Oni. They eat, drink, and even fuck proudly and openly. They party all night long and depending on how much they take to you will marry you on the goddamned spot. The only downside, if there is one, is you'll be seen as the same kind of country bumpkin as somebody like Son Goku from Dragonball because buddy, the only reason why she'd want to go into the MGE equivalent of Oedo with you is to show off how hubby can quaff an entire barrel of the strongest sake while hoisting her up on one arm like an alcoholic strongman. TL;DR: Human men belong to Oni women and there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.
>>64677 That oni is obviously a LUST build
>>64676 >Old chairs >Watermelons >Cakes >Barrels of water >Balloons >Training dummies that have fox tails on them >Baseballs >BEAN bags (KILL. DESTROY. ANNIHILATE) What is the point of a club if you aren't going to use it?
>>64677 Looks like she dumped all of her stat point into sweat
>>64678 You capture what I like about onis very well. I wonder if you, the silly Gaikokujin, will find camraderie with the burly, loud, unabashed and tomboyish onis of the hills and mountains. I LOVE my big, brightly coloured wife. And I'm not ashamed to hide that. I love how BEEG she is, just like the BEEG onis in those pics.
>>64680 perhaps I may be fated for an oni wife after all
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>>64678 >They eat, drink, and even fuck proudly and openly So that's why the park benches are cushioned
>>64681 It's a damage over time build. Would drink sake dripped down her body tho.
>>64685 MORE DOTS
>>64686 but it's a stale meta full of sweats
>>64678 That's my style of lovemaking
>>64688 Soft Onis
>>64688 Onis are extremely resistant to adverse conditions, high amounts of alcohol consumption and hard labor, yet they are extremely weak to sex
>>64690 Whereas I am weak to ALL of those things.
oni foot job
>>64688 Auntie please wake up before mom comes back home
>wear pretty normal newbie adventurer armor >formfitting undershirt, pauldrons, cloak, hero headband, completely normal pants, etc >constantly catcalled and told I look like rapebait by all the mamono >get fed up with it >save up for a suit of full plate >raiju has entered the vicinity THERE'S NO WINNING
>>64694 just wear a gorilla outfit. miss dragon's face will be priceless!
>>64695 Wear TWO gorilla outfits. When she strips you out of the first one she'll recognize a TRUE master and give you mad props.
Going to hold a door open for a shirohebi and give her a kind smile. Surely this won't plant any ideas in her head.
>>64698 It probably wouldn't. We all talk about how mamono are rapey little rape machines, but if they actually showed up en masse, almost none of them are gonna be there to rape YOU. So, like, you'll get used to them. And then BOOM. Fall into a pit trap with a hebi in it wearing a nurse outfit.
speaking of day-to-day life with societally integrated mamono what species do you NOT want to see on the road? normal mode: bipedal. hardmode: not ogres
>>64700 Gremlins
>>64700 Encountering them walking on the road? Golems, Dragon Zombies, Dark Matters. Not counting bipedals, Slimes in general could probably survive a hit, but it may be bad for you, especially Lava Golem. I think White Horns would actually not be bad because they're smart enough to not put themselves at risk on roads and wouldn't be like a literal deer in the headlights. Behind the wheel? Zombies (of the Dragon variety too), Dormice, Wisps, Satyroses, Oni (if the Ogre exclusion doesn't apply to them).
>>64702 >satyros constantly lobbying for the repeal of OWI and open container laws
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>>64700 i got pulled over by officer candlegeist
>>64704 She looks like she wants me to ride bitch on her wax horse.
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girls with compound eyes love you more because they can capture your appearance from significantly more angles than other, inferior eyes
>>64706 but I love pupil eyes more, even if they're "inferior" I find them much prettier and a deeper connection to them sorry miss moff realizing now that I don't seem to have any monstergirl images saved where I especially love the eyes, though
>>64707 NTA, but as long as the girl's eyes light up with ominous light it's all that matters.
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>>64688 Oni sex now - Her: "I'm going to shatter your pelvis"; Him: "Best day of my life" Oni sex then: - Her: "I'm going to shatter your pelvis."; Him: "Amaterasu's light has left me."
Could someone repost the contest rules and themes please?
>>64711 Thankyou.
>>64713 The wholesome love of the bird.
>>64713 >pssshh, nekomata? that's cringe, just go for a werecat or a jinko >*buys organic native-blend birdseed and squirrelproofs the three feeders and birdbath in the back yard*
>>64714 I love corvids and some day I will live in the woods or something and make them AWESOME BEST FRIENDS.
>>64709 god i fucking love oga i want to spend every day wrapped around her plush body, i want her weight in my lap, I NEEEED HER THICKNESS
ms moth VERSUS light bulb (lit) place your bets
>>64718 Instant loss If you want your moth(wo)man to win you need to pit them against a suspension bridge
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>>64718 ANY excuse to post this is a good excuse!
>>64717 I just love big women in general, between Cyclopes, Oni, and even <Lore accurate Cu Shit
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I fucked around and found out, I need a medikot now
>>64721 Same, size difference, taller or shorter, is great big oni ladies and short succs
>>64718 >ms moth chases light bulb >dink! >ms moth hits her head on the bulb and now has a booboo. Lightbulb wins! >ms moth tries again >dink! >same thing happened. Lightbulb wins! >again >dink! >again >dink! >dink! dink! crack! >Ms moth broke the lightbulb! >the lightbulb stops working and the light goes out >Ms Moth chased after the only light in her life that she could see, and now through her own actions, she has extinguished that same light! Forever! >the despair takes hold and Ms moth sinks into a darkness deeper than the darkness around her (now that the lightbulb is broken) >Ms moth wins! >......but was it worth it?
>>64724 ... fiiiine, fine. god. I'll give her a fucking headpat
>>64725 A headpat and an LED bulb, I hope.
>>64726 heavens no. a nice fluorescent bulb LEDs are the devil (derogatory)
>>64718 Plot twist - lamp is actually a shog in disguise. Now moth has severe trust issues.
>>64708 Same. To me, very little communicates the appeal of monster girls more than a pair of eyes glowing in the dark like an unknown predator that is focused on (you).
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Look at this cat
>>64712 I hope you aren't just starting to write.
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>LOOK OUT I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU >No, didn't fall for that one either. Forty feet long, right in front of you. Not my greatest ruse, if I'm honest. >Still, giant monster though, I mean look at that.
>>64730 That cat needs to be taught how to dress modestly.
>>64729 elves after dark... wow elves are honestly cracked, sword ears, default glowing eyes, lickable eyebrows. 11/10 kino design that nublizz will never top and will forever run away from.
>>64735 Samwise knew how to make em perfect blend of classical fantasy with heavy metal sword and sorcery
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>>64734 Pants are illegal in the kot kingdom
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Cheshire hiding in the dark, only the reflection of her eyes is visible. You can read a mix of fascination, malice and playfulness
>>64738 One more reason to never go there.
>>64737 He definitely did. late 90's into 00's was certainly a time. I'd post concept art of a lot of surprisingly MG designs looks like maybe the crypt fiend was supposed to be an arachne/ female drider type character? but they're all in shitty webp. The era of Western MG died before it began, really. Thank god for JP carrying the torch.
Humanity loves cats, why?
>>64742 I had a dream about cats. An orange kitten stray was outside my house so I crouched down and held my hand out and it ran up to me and bit my finger. Is this the first sign of the portals? Are the cat-sabbath trying to claim my soul already?
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>>64742 they're kind of fluffy, and they purr and stuff. also toxoplasmosis
>>64742 Cats have the facial features of anime girls.
>>64742 Brain worms
>>64746 Silly anon, wurm can't fit inside your brain
>>64742 speak for yourself, i like chitin and scales because im a man
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>>64729 Adding onto what I said: I think Bogeys are quite nice for this because they fill the niche of characters with an intimidating appearance and setting that heavily contrasts their gentle personality. It is a shame they don't receive more fanart like pic related. It is a starving niche.
>>64742 eat mousse, keep gran safe
Fuck this game, I said I'm friendly and still got aggro'd by a nigger
>>64752 >Lovecraft got a dog instead of a cat the most cursed timeline
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>>64753 His father is the one who named the cat. Lovecraft was, despite a few flaws, a great writer and a true cat enjoyer.
>>64754 >His father is the one who named the cat. This is significantly less funny if this is true.
>>64755 Father's funny feline
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Last night, Nightmare-chan showed me a 4v4 Age of Empires 2 game. In my dreams I mean. The whole thing. Send help.
>>64757 Help you with what? Plan the wedding?
>>64758 Sleep is for rest, not watching how someone's treeline gets raided
>>64759 So, if you want to go for the safe side, go for a classic nightmare wedding. Do it at night, and have a bed at the altar.Hire a couple of dormice to give it a nice and cozy atmosphere, and do the usual wedding thing, but upon kissing the bride, you both fall asleep and that's where the afterparty starts. Make sure to have dreamcatchers to avoid unwanted guests, as well as having dimmed lights. You'll probably also need a couple of hired nightmares to bring the guests inside the dream party. And make sure you rehearse it all before, just so that you both can iron out any dream issues like drinks randomly disappearing etc.
>>64760 >how to get married step 2: dormouse singularity Cheshire please stop writing WonderHow articles.
>>64757 A dream catcher won't stop her from invading your dreams, but it will leave her tied up and helpless.
>>64761 The Dormice are just there for the sleepy pheromones.
I want to see a lich dance. I bet her moves are very technical and slick.
>>64762 >Dreamhorse weakness is dreamcatchers >Waterhorse weakness weakness is fishing nets Is horses being weak to getting tied up a thing? Like a conceptual weakness of all hosses?
>>64765 You know what the natural enemy of the common centaur is? A human boy with a lasso.
>>64764 It would be the kind of a slow performance dances where she's holding long ribbons/veils, and doing physics-defying slow motion jumping pirouettes, taking dance steps on air and stuff.
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>>64767 I just wanna see a cold kuu bust it down sexual style.
>>64769 >"Anon, my research indicates that this may be a request for Cock and Ball Torture. Is that accurate?" "NO!" >Ittiest bittiest Lich grin
>>64770 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5JbCiL2DM If I saw a lich doing this I'd fold instantly. Actually, the moment I saw an undead army roll up to the OST of Crypt of the Necrodancer I'm done. That or Necromantic. Actually, necromantic goes harder and is more lore friendly.
>>64769 >that's what I've been saying rata it's crazy to me that they don't think she's bloated with the sauce you can see her right out there in the graveyard actually she's busting it down sexual style and they wanna say she's not bloated with the sauce it's really despicable
>>64766 >>64768 It's canon then.
>>64772 What on Earth are you saying, Anon?
>>64774 bloated with the sauce is worth a heh but I have no clue about the rata or why she's relevant, nor do I understand any of the context.
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Wouldn't it be nice to dress your Zombie in a nice outfit a weekend and take her out to eat or dance somewhere fancy, despite her being the lowest tier of undead I think that would be cute, specially trying to dance with her and even make her smile from time to time
>>64776 I bet wights all act like auntsters around zombies and give you tips on raising them right
>>64776 Zombies are like pawns in chess, they are numerous and weak, but strong in numbers and with infinite potential.
>>64778 >Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait 'til their judgment day comes, yeah Now in darkness world stops turning Asses where their bodies bending No more war H'orks have the power Hand of God has slapped the heinie Day of Judgment, God is calling On their knees, the war H'orks crawling Begging mercies for their sins Druella, laughing, spreads her wings Oh Demon Lord, yeah
>You have a zombie wife >She is cute >Take her on a fancy date >She is cute AND rocking a cocktail dress >Walking back to your car after the date, an out of control car is headed right for both of you >Your reaction is quick, pushing her back to take the worst of it >Also, in hindsight, stupid, since she's already dead, but you're alive >Her reaction is even faster, however >An enormous, ghostly hand blocks the car from hitting either of you >You have a wight wife
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>>64776 Same as taking then to karaoke
>>64780 Ahh... yes, this is a known problem in undead society, so called zombie fishing. Lonely wights who tend to scare off most people with their regal presence will do everything they can to hide their immense power and will instead larp as the humble zombie. This is why smart anons need to arm themselves with knowledge. Teach your zombie wife early and young that tomato sauce goes on steak and pinapple goes on pizza and ramen is just spaghetti. If you suspect your zombie is a wight in disguise, this will quickly rustle her
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>>64776 That would be a nice break of her maid duties, and who knows she coukd finally end up pregnant at the end of the night and having a well mannered Wight daughter in the future, going out as a family instead of a couple
>>64782 But pineapple DOES go on pizza, Anon. Pepperoni and Pineapple is EXCELLENT and I won't take any guff about it.
>>64784 I've revealed my own low class and lack of culture, I ran out of things to think about after sauce on steak and just made up the ramen and the pinapple bit, I have no idea what high class people think is crass.
>>64782 I think the green is implying the zombie wighted upon seeing anon in distress.
>>64786 That's nice too, I just really like both ideas
Zombie werecat needs a lot of warmth from you
>>64785 Man, don't worry about it--pineapple on pizza is controversial, but I'm in the "It works well!" camp, and even I am a bit heterodox on it. The usual pairing is ham and pineapple, but I think pepperoni works a lot better.
>>64789 What about pineapple and chicken pizza? I think that has potential
>>64790 I've never had that, but you're right; that could really work. Uh, anyway, monstergirls like pizza, too. What monster girls would like what kinds of pizza? >Greenworms are a shoo-in for veggie lover's. >Oni are similar for meat lover's. Sabbath girls haet pizza, though.
>>64791 Given the territory I bet chesh love pizza. Though they probably roll theirs up or eat it like a sandwich
>>64793 Hidoi
>>64794 This is why Miss Cheshire is always protecting you from her pizza by replacing it with her FAT CHESHIRE BOOTY.
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>>64778 They make for excellent free labor but they are a bit clingy
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>>64796 Why do Zombie maid uniforms tatter so easily?
>>64797 Why would you want to hide all the beautiful stitchwork used to create your meido?
>>64797 The undead energy makes things around them slowly deacy. It's the curse put onto those who dare disrupt the natural cycle of life.
>>64795 I want fat smelly Cheshire booty to engulf my face and claim my sense of taste and smell.
>>64797 Because I like it
>>64797 Ever heard of "rule of cool?" MGE works on "rule of horni"
>>64797 Look at her face, she's doing it on purpose
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>>64797 Undead fashion, you wouldn't get it
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>>64804 They call it "tattercore"
>>64805 >Have manti-wife >She puts a potato in her tailpussy Now she's a "tatercore"
>>64776 >ZLS S3 never ever sad the ending to s2 was kino
>When you let your zombie idols hang out with the Zap weasel and thunderbird electro metal group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqvsAJJf_Dw
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>>64809 How would you make a Zombie idol group when they can barely spell their name? The ZLS Zombies are more like Wights playing Zombie
>>64810 Tae is either REALLY good at pretending, or proof you don't need more than two brain cells to shred a drum kit
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>>64810 I think they would be pretty cute, as long as they wear cute and revealing outfits and try to dance as best as they can it could work There's always a market for each kind of idol
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>>64810 Even if they can't speak properly, guttural sounds cab make very fine songs
>>64814 Mongolian zombie throat singing!
>>64807 No manticore can't be funny. They're cruel, sadistic and mean
>>64817 That's exactly it, anon. The worst poison is the slowest acting. First it's just a pun here and there. Then she's setting up multi layered puns and before you know it, she'll set up a pun that pays off in a week and you'll say something innocuous and it'll finally hit.
>>64816 That's what they call the sound ghouls make.
>idol groups That'sthe kind of stuff that Hagville residents would try to pull out
>>64818 Wicked creature, human can never, NEVER, live near them.
>>64820 Hag idols are severely underrated.
by @shimizu_ginkaku
>>64820 Hag idols are the best and have the skimpiest outfits
>>64823 Imagine the smell.
>>64825 i like the meat on her bones
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>>64083 Snowstorm or blizzard, Rata-chan will now deliver your weekly Snuggle Scouts newsletter along with a freshly baked pecan pie
>>64825 Sniff the smelly oni.
>>64827 Sweet, now I get to work from home with my fat-ass cat wife and Kiki. Thank you IT Work.
>>64823 Wife
I need a big sweaty oni hug right now to keep me warm and hydrated in this cold, dry winter.
>>64832 understandable
>>64828 I don't think i could survive that. Maybe slow and gradual exposure to sweaty oni pheromones is better than doing it all at once.
>>64834 when she pushes you on the ground you will get exposure thats for sure
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>>64832 Same
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>>64832 I got your Oni hug RIGHT HERE.
>>64836 But i'm scared if what might happen...
they say merry Kris S! all i hear is marry Kris S !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzE5oshNv0
>>64838 A spider cow surely would not sweat or get a steamy cleavage.
>>64839 dont worry she`ll be gentle atleast at the start
>>64840 Merry Kris S
>>64841 but she would need some way to cool down her body, and sweating is the better way than the alternative
>>64844 cont: do you think that kots.kobolds and the other mamono who`s animality derives from non sweating animals huf huf huf or use their paw beans to cool down?
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>>64845 big ass ears for radiating heat and well-ventilated clothing helps
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>>64846 Hag cleavage erotic
>>64845 They're half succ half monster so yes they sweet like normal humans
>>64846 makes sense
>>64848 Sweat*
>The beans are cold >on a hot day, anon simply face plants into his wife’s cold, pheromone rich, pleasant smelling paws and squishes right against her damp, cold beans >ah… cold beans
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>>64846 Well ventilated is the best
>>64834 Nonsense. Oni sweat lapped from the source is the only way to build constitution. It has numerous unproven health benefits and can allegedly make you a harder drinker. You need sweaty oni tits in your mouth to quench the thirst, and then you can move onto other parts of her body like vag or tummy when you’ve acclimatised to her. While doing this, she’ll happily indulge in your own body, stroking and licking and massaging with her strong muscles. If you’re feeling adventurous (and degenerate) you can worship elsewhere. Don’t blame me if it corrupts you though.
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>>64852 it's good to be understanding of mamanos various thermoregulatory needs and to not harshly judge them for their attire
>>64855 good point but it would be too much hasle to remember all of them tho,will only remember the ones common in my area!
>>64854 Don't post off topic pictures here.
>>64857 My bad, didnt have a better reaction image
>>64858 Delete it then
>>64851 Cold beans massage
>>64851 Huffing pheromone rich hellhound/core/jinko beans? Is this a legal high?
why shouldnt it be?
>busted for planning to illegally huff beans >sentenced to huff cophounds beans, so you understand the dangers of bean huffing and how addictive it can be >become addicted to houndbeans
>>64861 Reminds me of magus' weedhound story.
>>64863 It's for the good of society that you're segregated.
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You! Yes, you! Hold still, laddie! You must either beat the Password Game or submit to SEX with a SPHINX! Those are the RULES!
>>64866 I dont think a sphinx would ever want a Dumbo like me, but I'd love to hear her gloat about it
>>64866 Ahah funny cat get petted
>>64866 ms sphinx when anon answers her riddle in sign language
>>64866 >Isn't even rhyming The cat lost, her mind isn't thriving, her riddles are worse than a cheshire pantomiming.
>>64870 we have to save a gimmick or two for the leprechaun girl
>>64870 >her riddles are worse than a cheshire pantomiming. Oh no they aren't.
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Cheshire are the funniest in MGC
>>64873 I want one to smug at me. There. I said it.
Chesh and bogie comedy duo. Private routine with anon. Cream pies galore. Adult humor.
>>64875 this would be bad for me because I laugh very easily and it's almost the only expression I do
>>64875 What would a Monster Girl version of Penn & Teller be?
>>64877 Hakutaku and Sahaugin
>>64878 >Now anon, Saheller is staying in the water tank for the entire duration of this card trick, holding her breath... <I can see her gills moving, Hapenn
>>64874 I want one to hug at me. I am lonely and need cat hugs to live.
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>>64881 Thism send the kots
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she got bigger again
>>64883 How??? Is there a limit on how much milk a kiki can produce?
Hey Anons, what will you do if/when there's a massive culture shock when it comes to your waifu? For example, while a kikimora might be a traditional match for a slavic guy, what happens if his waifu is actually an Ocelomeh? Or a country rancher from burgerland getting together with an Ochimusa?
>>64877 Who?
>>64886 Tall chubby guy who talks a lot and a little guy who doesn't talk, together they perform magic tricks
>>64885 it depends on the scale >isn't that kinda weird? "no" >you should have married a corn alraune instead "no" >if you don't marry a corn alraune right NOW you're removed from the family "okay bye"
>>64883 This is what happens when you don't milk your monsters on a daily basis
>>64886 Comedian duo with one guy who does all the talking, and the other guy stays absolutely silent. I think they still have a stage show in Vegas, and they had an HBO show called "Bullshit" years ago where they, well, called out bullshit in society. They're more relevant if you grew up in 90's and 00's America. Makes me wonder how many other 30/40/50 somethings lurk around here compared to young folk.
>>64890 are you sure? i've never heard of a kiki being neglected like that. maybe it's a cautionary PSA
>>64885 sure there's a decent chance we won't speak the others language but eros won't let such trifles obstruct things
Cheshums can’t keep up with what’s funny with “the youth” of today. She did a hawk tuah on stage at an high school as a motivation teacher and nobody laughed.
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I'm not saying a panda girl threatening me with a good time would fix me, but it would at least break me in a positive way
>>64895 >Tell a panda girl she only exists because humans help them procreate and look after them >Panda girl agrees… >oh no
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>>64895 a fate worse than DEATH...
>Soft >Heavy >Can be ferocious and powerful, but lazy most of the time >Easily won over with food >Sleeps >a lot >nice fur Mino/bearpill.
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hibernating under a bear ass to escape the cold.
>>64900 everyone and everything likes burgers they're the universal language of happiness and love if I was ever told "I don't like burgers" I would not trust that person and am not likely to even consider them a person
>>64885 my family would love it if I(a balkan slav) marry a kikimora because i am a very disorganised BUT they wouldnt be surprised by most other mamonos i could bring, if its an Oni or any of the other Big muscle ones theyd be happy to drink with them, and work with them if its a bird based one - i would get a bunch of chicken jokes, but they wouldnt mind The only ones i dont see fitting are lamias,bunnyips(my mother panics around snakes) and everything waterbased like a mermaid or a mershark considering i live in a mountainous region, away from salt water might be annoyed by a cheshire tho, but considering that my hometown is considered to be quite a humourous place i wouldnt be surprised if they make peace with her too
how to make cheshire do wifely tasks, cook, run bath and clean?
>>64903 forbid her, and try doing it yourself, she`d get annoyed and try to help you
>>64903 Put her in a maid outfit
>>64905 it will turn pink and purple
>>64902 >landsharks, cleverist species of them all
>>64905 No, no, no. YOU put on the maid outfit. Trust me, she'll get jealous and immediately start to do maid chores.
>>64906 only found these on google when i looked it up (pics) >>64907 how does that work, is it like a mershark that swims in the ground? i could use one like that to help me harvest potatoes >>64908 good point
>>64908 If you do this, you will be overcome with the urge to wait on cheshire paw and bean (hand and foot)
>>64885 My parents are Christians, and I'm preeeeetty weak to deems. Could be an issue there if I get a deem.
>>64910 I doubt that urge could get any stronger than it already is.
>>64911 >mom asks: anon is this your wife <yes >mom:you know you will burn in hell right? <But i feel like i am in heaven >mom tells dad to change your, mind and goes outside >anons dad: pats your shoulder, >tells you that marriage often feels like that > tells you they love you no matter what and hopes you 2 are happy, but to act as if he has scold you
>>64912 cheshbrain. what things would you do for chesh?
>>64885 Chances are my future monwife would be a slavaboo, so I don't think it's a big issue unless it's day one after portals, but even then I believe she'd be eager to learn. >Or a country rancher from burgerland getting together with an Ochimusa? I'd be surprised if that Ochi wasn't already a westaboo to some degree.
>>64915 are slavaboos a real thing? do they say kurwa, drink a lot, live in a constant state of depression and love potatoes, turnips and beets?
people are gonna look at you funny no matter what your mamono wife is
i cannot see the funny looks when my face is buried within monster boob
>>64918 I don't care. Regardless if I'm with a succ, a 30-foot-long snake lady, half horse woman, or a walking corpse, I'll still be the happiest I've ever been.
>>64917 I think most of them enjoy it on very superficial level and it stops at liking tracksuit aesthetics, squatting, and vodka. >>64918 They look funny at me with no wife anyway.
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>>64914 NTA but a lot, they're to die for
>>64885 I wouldn't have much of an issue with that. My family isn't one to judge. Exception would be something like a loli, or stuff like that.In that case i'd need to look for a megamorphosis potion stat.
>>64922 this is how the chesh hypnotises you btw. the heart pupils of death. enjoy your new married, scritching life.
>>64914 >Brushing >Petting >Making favorite foods >Snuggles >Petting >Laying with next to a fire >Meme discussion >Petting >Pranking the Manticore next door together >Petting
>>64866 Sorry honey bun, i gots to do my daily wordle first
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Jinko sized cheshires
>>64927 They better have muscles too.
>>64928 strong cat?
>>64927 What if fairy-sized Cheshires?
>>64927 Kobold-sized jinkos
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>>64932 That's even better
>>64932 oni sized fairies?
There is a point where cheshire is too large. I have not found that point.
>>64936 planetsized cheshire her laughs are earthquakes and you walking tickles her
>>64933 Oh, no! Shortstack cats! My one weakness!
>>64937 >Cheshire's ultimate victory when anon eats too many 'eat me' wonderland cakes
>>64933 I have a powerful urge to see how this proud, noble creature's legs dangle when suspended from various pieces pieces of furniture.
>>64936 I could go for a chesh where I am a 1:10th scale figure to her beyond that seems unsafe
>>64941 Her purrs would vibrate your body and could lick you from head to toe in a single lick. Full body bed. Fun to cuddle. But you are very vulnerable to any pranks.
a living armor, but like a space marine armor
>>64943 I wanted to ask why the fuck would you need speesh muhreen armor in MGE or MGE-ish context, but then I realized someone might want to visit the femdom ghetto for whatever reasons.
>>64944 big shoulderpads
>>64944 There has been people pushing Warhammer garbage, first time some let it slide but some retards are becoming quite bold
>>64946 it IS a rather popular hobby
>>64947 It does not belong in this thread, there are containment thread for that garbage, do not let those retards blend in here There's a reason why they are hated everywhere, they end up flooding thread and taking control of all conversation about their garbage hobby
>>64948 a good point
>>64948 What a retarded thing to say. People have been talking about warhammer, painting minis and other crossover stuff ever since we were in JP. You can stop lying now.
>>64943 Living armor but she's an actual tank.
I will argue with Hakutaku about globe earth theory and nobody can stop me
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jungle fever can be treated with chest fluff and ocelomusk
>>64954 I will argue with Haku about HOLLOW EARTH theory because I love that theory.
>>64951 Kill yourself tourist
>>64957 ur mom is a tourist.
>>64951 My first post in the reply chain; I don't see stuff like painting minis to be an issue, but I can understand the other Anon cause back in the old days /tg/ crossposters were a scourge and the type of autism of the likes of WHFtard would be a massive detriment. >>64954 It's not outright stated, but that one artifact implies the MGE world is round, so it's also a funny scenario when the Haku humors an Anon who talks about round earth like it's a brand new discoveyr.
>>64951 This is clearly false, /tg/ residents have been bullied and kicked out since our /a/ days
>>64960 Can I get bullied?
>>64959 >but that one artifact implies the MGE world is round It's from that one sabbath image, right? Figures they would spread the flat earth nonsense
>>64944 >Anon wears Faraam Armor >Living Armor, Cursed Sword both snicker at him <'Ara ara~ so this is honey's puberty~' <'To think you could replace us... perhaps we should educate you~'
>>64900 they're putting something in the burgers to make all the elven tits and hips fat while keeping their waists thin and i approve of that
>>64944 there's still non-mamono monsters, the Demon realm beasts plus cosplay is fun
>>64963 They justify thicc earth with plump butts.
>>64968 Also, in-universe, if you show space marine armor to a gremlin, she's just going to get hypercompetitive about outdoing it.
>>64968 /tg/ garbage will not be tolerated though
>>64971 people will continue to post about rpg night with mamono and there's nothing you can actually do about it though
>>64955 Those are leading causes of jungle fever.
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>>64898 This could also apply to yetis
>>64974 why did she decide to stand directly over my head to help me up? something's off about this. I suspect a trap
>>64972 That's fine, it's the warhammer topics that bring the worst posters known to mankind
>>64976 That and anal gape
You will listen to miss anubis obsess over competitive beyblade meta and you will be happy.
I want to know about apophis' hobbies.
>>64978 She needs a gremlin friend. It'd be the one thing they could discuss, but still.
>>64978 no, she would play yugioh
>>64980 pretty sure ms gremlin's beyblades don't fall within the standard ruleset ms anubis would adhere to and are more akin to BattleBots but that show was banned in MGC after the automatons found it
>>64975 All the better to hug you with, that's the rescue position they teach in the Snuggle Scouts
>>64977 I liked those 2 days of posts though, that was the last time I saw the thread so excited for something and creating so many scenarios in such a short time, but I can understand by a handful of people got so mad
MEOW
>>64986 ... and do you have ONE SINGLE FACT to back that up?
>>64985 >handful Funny revisionisn
A dog would never post woof, or bow-wow, or bark bark. Never. Never ever.
>>64985 Feel free to go back to the occupied /jp/ thread if you like garbage that much.
>>64990 kobolds aren't real and hellhounds are too busy being outside and socially active to post here
>>64985 I remember posting about Kappa sumo out of boredom and you dumb motherfuckers made it about... that.
>>64985 I posted about tentacles trying to kill the topic and you retards followed through Absolutely insanity
I posted about meowing.
>>64985 If it had been just one thread it would have been ok, following the shane shit like 3 threads in a row was too much
>>64997 Even one thread was too much, it was blatantly just the pests flooding us with their slop.
>>64985 I hate that because of that incident I can no longer post about gaping pear shaped lolis anymore
>>64999 What if you wrote about it using really flowery language and metaphor? https://files.catbox.moe/2enfam.jpg It's pear juice!
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Year of the Horse soon.
>>65001 Only one hoss is hoss boss. Which hoss is that?
>>64990 That's a lie and I'll prove it, just watch this: >Speak!
ARF!
>>65004 yeah I believe it. you tell 'em
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>>64999 You can you should, don't let a group of retarded shitposters ruin your fun. Imagine if the Danuki poster stopped just because the breathfag wouldn't stop posting his garbage each time a Danuki was posted. Don't let shitposters win, don't ever let them win.
>>65006 Lets leave the topic be.
Let sleeping wans lie.
>>65006 I would definitely go for that hound's ass
>>65006 I'm a simple man, I see undead ass I jack off
>>65006 C'mon, man, lotta cats post 'nukis. They draw a lotta auntster-shaped 'nukis.
I TAKE MY COFFEE LIKE I TAKE MY WOMEN COVERED IN BEES
>>65014 >They draw a lotta auntster-shaped 'nukis. It's mostly Mamizou, to be honest.
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>>65014 >>65016 Hags ( Fertile and young bodied )
>>65016 Look, I keep telling you that I'm not into Pokemon. I see giant 'nuki boobs and I want to gently hold them. And maybe also go "booooooop!" to her nipples.
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>>65016 And? I don't see a problem
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>>65019 I wasn't complaining, just making an observation.
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>>65016 She is the role model and representative of auntsters anyway so she gets a pass
What if Nuki wore cheap cat ears headband and cat paw gloves?
>>65023 racial appawpriation
>>65023 Her actual ears are lovely, so I don't see the point.
>>65023 That seems like a downgrade to me
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Small Nukis are fine too
I was browsing a /v/ thread that was basic engagement fodder, Sadako's comin' to suck your dick and the last vidya protagonist etc.etc. how fucked are you and one anon answered with armoured core, and another anon said she pops out of the user console inside the mech and the mech is now hers. Leaving aside you'd have to fuck around with gemlintech to get a similar idea, why aren't there more ghost possession girls in MGE? Or why isn't there a period friendly one, like a haunted scroll or book, and a hidden ghost girl inside that comes out once you touch/read/open it?
>>65028 Could none of the existing MGE ghosts possess anything? Surely it would be easy for a fan-writer to simply write that in as an ability given how common possession is in media with ghosts. It is almost an ability as basic as phasing through walls.
>>65029 that's the big thing with kitsune-bi/tsuki though I sort of wonder at something like a ghost/bicorn duo where the ghost thinks possessing her husband is true togetherness and also makes him fuck the bicorn
>>65030 Maybe I should write that Bicorn ghost story after all someday.
>>65029 conceivably demonic possession could be a thing too
>>64960 I'm from /tg/, I shouldn't have stayed?
>>65029 afaik medium possession is never really a thing. You can possess other people, and items can have a spirit possessing them, but that's not quite the same as a spirit possessing an otherwise inert object
>>65036 What about Living Armor and Cursed Swords? Aren't they kind of that?
>>65037 No, they're legit things. Not just ghost-chan deciding to pop into a suit she could presumably pop out of just as easily.
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I like cursed swords I would like to find a cursed sword who hasn't yet found a host to have as a wife
>>65040 I have thought about this. I imagine she'd be able to speak to you telepathically, and would be CONSTANTLY trying to get you to pick a lady for her to possess. >"Ooooooh! What about that one? She's pale with dark hair, like you like." "Can you please stop trying to possess strangers?" "I've said this a million times--she has to give informed consent before the... merging." >"AAaaand if you were actually willing to ever TALK to a woman who isn't trapped in a goddamn sword, maybe that would have happened by now." >"Swordy Horny, Anon." >"Swordy needs to get her freak on."
>>65041 Weak shit, they clearly manifest in dreams until you fill their soul with enough SE they can manifest a physical body.
>>64946 That's my bad, I will avoid that subject from now on
>>65041 >>65042 Or the opposite, cursed sword merges with a human woman or an elf or something, and they bicker internally about preferences until they both find someone they agree on and pursue him relentlessly. Wholesome shenanigans ensue like getting him to touch the cursed sword so they can dip into his mind and see what he wants for christmas, but ends up revealing a bit more to him when they realize the transfer goes both ways, trying to keep the fact that the sword is alive and sentient secret to not scare the dogshit out of him at first, etc.
>>65042 I dunno, that sounds like a bit of a Nightmare to me. <RIMSHOT
>>65040 Can a cursed sword morph into a modern (or just different) weapon? >be anon >married to a cursed weapon >ask her to turn into an instagib shock rifle from ut2004 >have her possess a hellhound, fuck 3dpds >result: an ultra-kick-ass monster wife
>>65043 personally I like to bring it up once in a blue moon, like I like to bring up other settings once in a blue moon too to relate them to MGE, but historically there are very valid reasons for not letting off topic setting discussion persist for long, it's never really worth your while. You can talk about that shit elsewhere, but the longer you're here the more you recognize the value of MGE as a pure setting.
>>65044 This is very cute and I approve of it wholeheartedly. Cute romcom dynamics are always welcome in MGE.
>>65046 >morph No, I don't think so. MAYBE you could Odysseus the bitch using the materials of the sword to forge components of another weapon, but idk
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>>65041 yeah there's a lot of room for a great romcom >>65045 long have I thought about "what if nightmare was a girl" but not the way it happened in sc4 it's why I like MGE cursed swords. I really fucking like it when women have a big fucked up hand like that. the most holdable kinds of hands
>>65046 I'd imagine the cursed swword equivalent to all that polymorph magic other mamono use would be something like that. >"Look, look! I'm a guisarme!" >"Now I'm a fauchard!" >She keeps turning her weapon part into different polearms. >You can't tell any of them apart.
>>65049 Why the hell not, I wanna hellhound or dragon wife with an instagib shock rifle :(
>>65052 Well fundamentally this is a Kakuen paw setting. You get anything you wish for except the wish comes true in the most ironic and lustful possible way. But strictly speaking, cursed swords were all made by a previous DL. So that DL would have had to have made instabig shock rifles, and if he had those MGE probably wouldn't exist as a setting.
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>>65053 I think we all know who is going to be at the forefront of modern cursed firearm technology.
>>65036 ms poltergeist when?
>>65055 Ms. Poultrygeist comes out every year after Thanksgiving to punish all the families who made mediocre turkey dinners!
>>65055 Never ever. We still don't even have Onryo, the most famous japanese ghosts that japanese people talk about that's relevant to the japanese salary man writing in japanese about japanese monsters for people in japan
Actually that gives me an idea >be anon >have a cursed weapon as a wife >basically it's a cursed sword, but with the ability to change into any other weapon >have her possess a malef >ooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YES ULTRA YANDERE WIFE!!! >you go out on a walk, your wife is somewhere nearby, hiding and watching >suddenly a youko, vampire, atlach-nacha, basically insert the undesirable nasty monster here, blocks your way >she lets you know that she will have you >suddenly a heat-seeking missile blasts her away >followed by a loud "GOT YOU YOU LASCIVOUS FLESH PILE"
>>65053 >So that DL would have had to have made instabig shock rifles, and if he had those MGE probably wouldn't exist as a setting. I don't see why not. There was plenty of powerful shit around and even instagib rifle doesn't make you invincible. The only issue is that a futuristic gun would look really out of place, but a cursed arquebus would fit right in.
>>65053 The previous lord just had to make a morphing weapon, that is all...
>>65059 I some how doubt the ability of the Chief God and Order to send a hero capable of soloing an army equipped with magic future tech. The Order RIGHT NOW only exists because monsters, more powerful than ever, are more interested in having sex than conquering. >>65060 Yeah, I can see that, some cursed symbiote prototype that only comes into busted OP strength with anon's /k/nowledge
w000000t, Cursed Weapon Posting! >Be you. >Dork. >Nerd. >Loser. >OF COURSE you have a sword hanging on your wall. >Portals open. >Monster ladies show up. >BUT! >Also lots of stuff on Earth monsterizes. >Including your sword. >A couple of days later a valkyrie breaks into your home and makes off with it, leaving a short note. >"Will find proper recipient." >You were right there the whole time, uselessly trying to stop her. >She didn't even explain herself out loud, just wrote a note with your pend and paper while you tried to get her to talk. >And then a couple of days after THAT she shows back up again with a creepy, underfed neet girl holding your sword. >Well, her sword now. >Her only possessions are a Nintendo Switch, a couple of changes of clothes, and what are clearly personal hygiene items that the Valkyrie has foisted off on her. >After shoving the woman into your house, she leaves without another word. >She looks at you warily. >"Where's your TV?" >"I need to hook up my Switch."
>>65059 where are you going to find cursed bullets for your cursed gun though?
>>65063 Cursed bullet store.
>>65063 Instagib shock rifles have infinite ammo :D
>>65061 >I some how doubt the ability of the Chief God and Order to send a hero capable of soloing an army equipped with magic future tech. Rarity of monsters tends to be proportional to their power, so could have been just a couple of them at the time. Even then, the hero wouldn't have to take on a whole army directly, just take down the Demon Lord himself. >>65063 You just have to feed her chamber, if you know what I mean.
>>65065 I can't tell if this is shitposting or simply retarded
>>65059 The automaton has a machine gun on her profile
>>65066 >Rarity of monsters tends to be proportional to their power, so could have been just a couple of them at the time. Even then, the hero wouldn't have to take on a whole army directly, just take down the Demon Lord himself. I mean there's a reason why "cursed crossbow" isn't attested to anywhere. Firearms explicitly break this convention. >>65068 Ye but they're pre DL tech
>>65069 >>65068 Just to actually cite that >it was neither humans nor monsters that created them. It would be extremely difficult to create them with current technology, and the individuals currently in existence were excavated from ancient ruins and animated via mamono mana.
>>65066 >feed her chamber Cursed Swords are doin' Lina Inverse shit to local taverns.
>>64995 >>65053 >So that DL would have had to have made instabig shock rifles, and if he had those MGE probably wouldn't exist as a setting. Nah, heroes used to be made of real shit back then, not losing to their cock at the first sight of a monster These youngins don't even know, gobbos used to be 3 times the size back in my day, and fought using combined arms tactics. Those were 'appier days back then.
>>65072 >Back in my day we did fetch quests up hill in the snow both ways fighting Yeti.
>>65073 You know it. Back when we were wee tykes, barely able to walk, my father would hand me and my siblings a sword and say >There's a dire wolf coming and the house is made of matchsticks, you're taking first watch tonight We were poor back then, but we were happier too
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remembering that shoveling snow is just a big conspiracy by the ice queens to get you outside so that the other winter girls can nab you. Why, I bet you can't even go three feet into the snow without a Yuki-onna offering you a 'warm retreat' or a Yeti asking if you need to be warmed back up. They're all into it, them and big shovel!
>>65074 Half the reason we don't even have many heroes nowadays is because of how lazy these kids are. All you have to do is walk up to the Chief god, give them a firm handshake and ask for a job, and they can't even do that. Instead they spend all their time inside on their mamono weaving forums
>>65069 Which is a shame, because cursed crossbow itself would be pretty badass. >>65075 I'm afraid the thread is burning down soon, so on the bright side we'll be safe from them in the warmth.
>>65077 >If we burn down the thread, the Wendis can't get us. One can only hope this holds ture
>>65077 >Which is a shame, because cursed crossbow itself would be pretty badass. I imagine she dresses like a dhampir and uses a crossbow like this, maybe repeating with a stock and scope
>>65080 Truly the crossbow is the weapon of chuuni dark elves, damphirs, and dwarves A weapon for a strange group.
>>65076 Aye I had to wake up in the morning at ten'o'clock at night half an hour before i went to be just to show up to my first daily beating to be a warrior of Order. The young don't appreciate it, they just sleep with their wife in a warm bed and get power. Power doesn't bring you happiness.
>>65081 I'm okay with dwarves already having hand cannons.
>>65078 As long as we don't have any stretchy meat stashed, they shouldn't bother,
>>65084 The catch 22 of Wendis If you have stretchy meat, they come for you but if you don't have it, you can't toss it aside to distract them. >>65083 Dwarves have likely phased bows out for crossbows which are now being phased out for blackpowder weapons With magic
>>65085 Tossing it to them just delays the inevitable and they'll expect more from you.


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