Perhaps the greatest present was the GOAT. I thought I'd have to make the next thread, looks like I didn't have to.

i love these cute little devices monster girls might use the better integrate better with human society.

>>62849 I like clothes that are designed with cut outs for wings and tails and shit.

>>62849 yeah >>62850 so that's what that kind of sweater is for

Saturday night! how about spending it with your auntster? it's not Friday but she's available the whole weekend, I bet you will have a good time and lots of fun with her

>>62855 Auntsters have fun on fridays. Saturdays are for cuddling and watching old movies.

>>62849 >Anti-wag harness Extremely practical, yet the mofu must be free to knock crap off of tables and the like.

>>62855 We can play some world of warcraft together

>>62855 Next Friday is Boxing Day, one of the comfiest times to be alone with auntster.

>>62859 i hope there's a referee to ring the bell because i'm not lasting 12 rounds with her

>>62855 We can watch a movie or something, you know, nothing sexual

>>62855 Imagine of lonely she has to be to be seducing her nephew instead of a potential partner That's kinda hot

>>62855 >Your mom/dad: God damnit.

>>62855 Saturday night yoga stretches with auntie!

>>62863 On the flipside, the nephew can't relate to women his age and only made a significant emotional connection with his aunt.

>>62855 Wish I could hang out with a rich wight auntster

>>62863 desperate and crazy have a lot of (sexy) overlap

>>62855 >lots of fun with her More like loads of fun

>>62869 >Doing loads with your auntster >She gets mad because you mixed a red sock in with the whites

>>62867 Or having a Zombie auntster that eventually Wights because you have been giving her your mana since your were a kid, if you catch my drift

>>62870 That reminds me of a greentext of doing the laundry with your auntster and for some wacky reason both end up naked and in an old mattress in the laundry room, it was a short and nice scenario

Consider saturday night with your daughterwife

>>62873 is it sex its sex isnt it

>>62868 >desperate and crazy have a lot of (sexy) overlap Hag Whitehorns are in demand

bedbreaking mindblowing blanketruining loveydovey sex with non-related mamono of roughly similar relative age to myself, which probably qualifies them as hags, but they are my peers

>>62872 >in an old mattress Huh. >Anon and his Auntster are both stuck INSIDE an old mattress >Due to porn logic, this summons the local bicorn >She makes fun of them both >But not before also mentioning this 3-way is off to a slow start

>>62876 Abaddon. Kabedon. Abaddons give very strong "age appropriate" vibes. To me, at least.

>>62878 same-agegroup is actually somewhat hard to find for me because I am in my mid 30s and most mamono are visually 20s or lower. which, 20s is fine I suppose. as long as they don't do the college student thing

>>62879 >mid 30s

>>62880 she's like in her 60s

>>62881 She's a fox, so more like 600s. Also... WOULD

>>62882 I go one post without specifying agegroup or relative age and you go and do this. you know what I mean but same

>>62876 >mamono of roughly similar relative age to myself, which probably qualifies them as hags, but they are my peers I'm sure I posted this before, but it's really romantic when two people who think they're too old to find love fall for each other. Still, >>62880 >>62882 >>62884 Ditto.

I'm in my 40s myself, so it's TOUGH to find monster girl art that's age appropriate. This is why we need more art of OL mamono.

>>62886 Nah, instead you get swarmed and raped by a flock of young harpies who just left the nest.

>>62886 >I'm in my 40s myself

>>62887 many such cases

>>62888 Now that's how I imagine those greentexts about family reunions

>>62888 Hot, imagine those ladies giving birth to your children

>>62891 Or, and hear me out, really big sandwiches.

>Does poison cure work for aphrodisiacs? >Are the spines launched with enough force to penetrate most forms of armor? >What is the top speed of an aroused manticore, both land and air? And other important questions to ask before the hunt begins

>>62891 They don't look fertile at all

>>62893 >If I grab the base of a manticore's tail, will this immobilize her? >Can I still breathe if my face is covered in tailpussy? >If I smooch her will she be gentle? Many questions run through my mind.

ragdoll manticore

>>62894 That just makes the challenge more exciting!

>>62896 The kot is always a gentle smoocher. Unless you just ate a tuna melt; then she can be a little bitey.

>>62894 Hags are extremely fertile, they are like Baki characters since they are fueled by the power of imagination, and they are always imagining their eggs getting fertilized inside the womb

>>62893 >What is the top speed of an aroused manticore, both land and air? African or European?

>>62901 >manticore... African SPEAK MORE OF THE DELICIOUS CHOCOCORE

>>62897 get it while it's easy?

>>62905 Kissing a dullahan would be scary. Imagine always being afraid you're about to knock a woman's head off her shoulders? I'd be craddling that thing every time just in case.

>>62906 MAMONO MANA protects. This one uses her head as a soccer ball and her grandma used hers as a flail, it's fine. Plus, that's just reason to git gud and/or deploy the old back-of-the-neck grasp.

>>62906 do you suppose they spend more time head off or head on?

>>62908 I hope it'd be head on. I'd scream like a little girl if a monster girl left her head lying around to surprise me.

It's Koturday night. Time for batkots.

Here me out now, dullahan manticore >while headless it is a 33/33/33 on if the body moves where the head wants or where the tail wants >The last 1% is the body standing there dumbly as all three parts argue (this is where you can run away)

I am a lonely human in my thirties. Hopefully no Monsters walk up to me and call me "unc" while I take a stroll down the streets in MGC today.

>>62910 if I put my entire head into a manticore tail bulb what happens

>>62911 Plot twist: the head, body and tail all want to move to the same place: the space (you) are currently occupying Monsters are busted.

>>62911 I pick up the head and smooch it

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that Dulla-chan is watching....mostly because she put her head atop the dresser.

>>62916 I pick up the head and smooch it

>>62916 >She likes to watch

>>62915 >>62917 >She is powerless to stop you with her body so far away >She didn't want to anyway

>>62919 I'm taking it home and feeding it christmas cookies

>>62920 How?

>>62921 with my hands what do you mean how

>>62920 >It Extremely rude. I hope you park her under some mistletoe though.

>>62923 No, i want details.

>>62921 well, interlace fingers with a dullacore paw, and nuzzle the head affectionately to your chest and occasionally whisper sweet nothings to it on the way

>>62923 would you not call her hand an it? unfortunately I do not possess mistletoe >>62925 I will gently carry the head back to my lair and place it on a comfy pillow while holding pleasant conversation I will then offer the head some of my homemade ginger snaps should the head accept my offering, I will produce the ginger snaps and feed it to the head, perhaps inquiring as to how good it is. I think they're pretty great

>>62910 A fellow alcoholic manticore sounds like a really good drink mate

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by reheating the memes of yesteryear?

what pretty mamono lady best mate for grug? grug tired of human. talk too much, too much complain

>>62903 hot chocolate warms you to the 'core >>62913 have fun getting it out, that tail isn't letting go

>>62931 To unlock her you just have to press the ears, can be hard

>>62931 Who gave this core anxiety? What horrors has she witnessed?

>>62933 She scared of hurting anon

>>62906 just as planned

On the seventh day of Christmas my monster gave to me... Seven sahus stabbing, Six sibling succs, Fiiiive kots purringggg! ... GO TO HELL HE'S MINE Three thigh squeezes, Two turtle priests, And a brand new succubus key!

>>62936 Surely these sahu are stabbing fishes

>>62933 Her momma kept talking about how she's going to be a real maneater when she grew up but she doesn't want to hurt the boy she likes

>>62937 no your getting sahukebabed and dragged off to their nefarious lair

>>62849 >white horns when wearing bondage in public is now considered fashionably conscientious

>>62941 Maybe i should consider whitehorns more.

>>62942 They're pretty shy, I wouldn't announce something like that out loud. But do make sure you're considering the crossing signs when you see one on the road. They're their for a reason. Hornies compulsively pop out right in front of carts and people even though the had plenty of time to cross earlier.

>>62943 I'll keep some salt pretzels in my car just in case i ever come across one then.

>>62941 Would be nice

elves are all like "oh woe is me the time of my people has passed" and I'm like "bitch there's an entire elf district like two blocks away and every hundred years the city has a big festival to celebrate a day passing in the elf calendar"

>>62948 you weren't there, you just don't know back when the monsters were ugly and didn't sex the humans, the elves were the most beautiful exotic being the humans could lust after of course the elves didn't sex them either because they're elves, but they still loved the attention you don't know what you have until it's gone, eh?

>>62929 Hi anon.

>>62950 >>62948 >Urge to simp rises. >Lavish worship on your elf as she blushes and protests that it really isn't like that anymore, her people have let go of their old arrogant ways >Meanwhile she's inwardly swooning from all the adoration and praise <The head that night is so incredible you'd swear if it wasn't your wife, a chechire did a tricky and slipped a ghoul into your bed.

>>62953 >elf showing gratitude A nice dream.

She's got cat-itude and lots of bat-itude

>>62954 It's not 1920 1st Era Mythic Age, any more anon. Elves have come a long way.

>>62956 >In the Year 434 of Galloping Eohippus, Waxing Crescent of the Lunar calendar, December 21st by the mortal reckoning, a human held the door open for Verenessa, daughter of Limuniël, at the cat café. She thanked him.

>>62957 >Dwarves have a book of petty grudges to feel wronged about >Elves have a book of petty gratitude to feel smug about I love them both.

>>62955 stuff a sock in it

>>62955 Cute, would duel in the arena to win her paw

>>62961 here you go, you've earned it

>>62957 >>In the Year 434 of Galloping Eohippus, Waxing Crescent of the Lunar calendar, December 22nd by the mortal reckoning, the same human wanted entry to a common area of a human domicile, but seeing Verenessa, daughter of Limuniël, approaching, offered her first entry, indicating that he would enter afterward. She attempted the human "grateful smile", a nonverbal, nonspirit, nonvegetative form of primitive communication. >>>In the Year 434 of Galloping Eohippus, Waxing Crescent of the Lunar calendar, December 23rd by the mortal reckoning. "Anon", herebefore referred to as "the human"crossed paths with Verenessa, daughter of Limuniël and remarked that the rising frequency of encounters was a "coincidence", and that he had procured a surplus in biscuits from a "friend"(Investigation pending) and offered Verenessa, daughter of Limuniël to share in this bounty and offered to brew tea to compliment. Verenessa, daughter of Limuniël agreed.

The Isle of Wight is an area of outstanding natural beauty but I think that's a tautology.

>>62964 Eh? Aisle of Wight? You'll find them on Aisle four. If you don't see them they might be hidden behind the vampires.

>>62964 Imagine being contracted as a gardener and seeing all the barely dressed wights go about their opulent lives without a care in the world, while you fight to keep their alraune still because they need a haircut.

>>62965 Is there an Aisle of boogs? I would like to browse teh boogs.

Say anon, aren't you a little too old to be playing with dolls?

>>62963 Sacred texts unearthed by Siggy the Freckled, daughter of Verenessa, while looking for a box of glitter?

>>62962 Wait not li

>>62969 They're not dolls, they're posable action figures from McFarlane Toys

>>62967 >Surrounded by tall, pretty, beautiful, aloof wights who *clack* around the manors in their heels and stroll about the gardens, giggling softly and whispering things to each other >ocassionally stooping down so they can pinch your cheek

>>62969 Imagine impregnating a doll and making her give birth to complete her batch collection

>>62970 >Runs to show daddy Ymous. wyd?

>>62963 are all elvish love tales this bureaucratic

>>62976 This one is actually controversial due to how "direct" some of its descriptions are.

>>62975 Luckily I can't read Elvish so I tell her she should ask her mother

>>62977 >The frolic of dolphins across the ocean sent ripples across the midday silence, in their wake a lotus flower shed two petals Ohh mmy

>>62976 Since the Elves get so little action, I bet they are the number one producer of erodoujin and erotic material in the MGE world, the equivalent to our 90s otakus before the dominance of the internet

>>62980 Give me a hand-drawn cel-animated OVA made by a group of otaku Elves who have practically unlimited wealth from the compounded interest of a part time job they had in the summer of 1796 and an all-encompassing passion for whatever it is they're animating

>>62981 >You want to shit on it because they some how are able to circlejerk for days about a character lifting their arm and extrapolate a billion different animation techniques in that one gesture >but it's actually kinda kino

>>62980 >equivalent to our 90s otakus before the dominance of the internet Man, I miss those days when liking Japanese stuff or liking videogames was for nerds and introverts, I miss those days when being a gamer was for the uncool kids, we had so much better stuff back then before all anime related media and videogames became mainstream.

>>62983 More soul has been forged out of garages and ramen noodles than any trillion dollar mo-cap studio. You cannot hate investors enough.

>>62973 >Daydream about one day being married to one of them >like that's ever going to happen.mp4 >They are always so far away, so unattainable >The only people you talk with in the estate are the other servants >Mostly just the zombie maid dedicated to serve the food for the alraune >She's not the ethereally beautiful wight you see in the gardens, but she makes up for it in relatability. >You daydream with her about having such a carefree life. She always talks about having her own mansion and wearing pretty dresses. >You enjoy her company. >The wights and alraune aren't as unaware as you both think, of course, and they've noticed you two sneaking breaks to get some time alone, so they start pulling the strings from the shadows. >You see yourself working more often with the zombie, even sometimes getting her assigned as a helper, even if she doesn't have gardening experience. >It's fun, and you don't have to stress as much to sneak up to the deserted places of the garden to get each other's company. >In return however, the alraune always tease you two about how close you are. "When's the wedding?" "Have you kissed yet?". You two only half deny it in unison, always unsure how the other feels. >That's until her birthday comes around. You decide that it would be nice to gift her a dress, but it's not like you have much money to afford it. >After some days of gathering up whatever monetary reserves you have, you manage to get a pretty decent dress for her. It's quite nice, but it's missing something. So, with some days to spare, you start gathering up flowers, petals and leaves from the trimming at work. You do your best to patch them together with the dress. In some sense, it reminds you of her: a patchwork of different parts that somehow hold it together. >The day comes, and you can barely keep your excitement hidden, although everyone else knows already. Except for the zombie maid, who you see going into the changing room. >You would have surprised her with her present as she came out of it, if it wasn't for the fact that you were abducted by the alraune. >They take you into a small clear inside the bush labyrinth. A secluded, private place that holds a couple of merrily decorated tables. >In the meantime, the birthday zombie is being led towards the clearing under the guise of more work. You hear her steps and the voices of the wights as the alraune hide you inside the bushes. >A little bit later, you are forcefully pushed out with a cheery "Happy birthday" being sung by the alraune, while the wights rhythmically applaud. You do your best to sing along, and as they finish, the pressure on you to present the present mounts. >"It's not much, but i made you a dress like the ones you always describe when we work together. Hope you like it." You say humbly. >She hugs you with dry tears in her eyes, giving you a kiss in the cheek and a silent "Thank you." <"Well, let's get the birthday girl dressed, shall we." The wights proclaim, taking her behind a left turn and coming back with the changed zombie, immaculately dressed in your gift(and with a changed hairstyle on top of it). >The crowd of alraune "UUhs" and "oohs" at the fashionable show, making the usually unassuming zombie girls into the center of attention. The atmosphere gets to her, and she clumsily twirls and walks showing off her cute dress. Makes your heart skip a beat. >After some time the cheer slows down, and the wights and alraune start leaving. <"We will leave you two alone for today. I trust you can find the way back." Says one of them before retiring. >"That was quite something wasn't it" You say awkwardly. >She nods, her mind seeming to race between thoughts. <"Anon?" >"Y-yeah?" <"I know it's my birthday, but if you want, I can be your wight for tonight."

>>62985 Maybe the Alraune haircuts can wait a while

>>62985 This was really sweet. I want to princess carry this zombie through the glades and to the beaches of the Isle of Wight.

>>62855 Aunsters are for living every holiday tradition and gimmick she missed out on as a little girl and feeding roasted chestnuts on a chilly seaside boardwalk.

>>62980 their traditional clothes raise several questions

>>62989 strictly for teasing, not enticing, and don't you ever claim otherwise in front of one

>>62990 Those clothes are for taunting and putting into a breeding frenzy, and don't let them tell you otherwise.

>>62989 That's how thirsty virgins are trying to lure in some anons, that style of clothing reeks of desperation

>>62992 So how does this one work, she carries the grapes anywhere she goes?

>>62994 She's obviously modeling for art class.

>>62994 Yeah, so, like, who doesn't want to have access to a healthy snack?

I will pull on elf ears, or the ears of any knife-eared monstergirl.

>>62999 succ ears are for licking succ everything is for licking, though

>>63000 I dunno, she seems into the idea of some ear-pullling.

>>62996 But she's the teacher, I thought we were drawing a statue

>>63001 Be gentle with it anon, otherwise she's get mad, and pout.

>>63001 I SUPPOSE I could lightly tug on them if it would make her happy but it will be while I slurp her from head to toe. especially her ears, neck nape, collarbones, boobs, tummy, and the base of her wings, though

>>63002 You are in the only class in the whole school that has a man That's why the English teacher was in lingerie, the history teacher was wearing pasties and the PE teacher was doing naked stretches

>>62992 but it's not a one-off, it's embedded across multiple elf cultures throughout antiquity. is man's reaction to it akin to an invasive species running wild in a habitat they were never adapted to? i guess we'll never know.

How inappropriate is it to suddenly grab fairies out of the air?

>>63009 Very rude if it's unconsentual.

>>63009 you're not grabbing a fairy if she doesn't want to be grabbed (unless she's drunk on fermented fruits)

>>63009 less inappropriate than it is for a fairy to suddenly grab you, so it's fair game

>>63014 well, at least it isn't pixies this time

>Place cardboard box with open side up >Catch a cat >Place cardboard box with open side down >Catch a kunoichi Not sure what

>>63016 what would happen if you placed the box on the side*

>>63017 I would go into it, hoping for either a cat or kunoichi

>>63017 According to Calvin & Hobbes rules >box opens up, it's a time machine >box opens down, it's a transformation machine >box opens to its side, it's a cloning machine

>>63019 Catoichi? Kunocat?

What I want to know is how to place the box if I want to catch a bogie.

>>63021 never in my life could I conceive of such power. a catgirl ninja... it can't exist >>63022 for that one, you must festively decorate the box, set it open down, and cut a hole in it so it looks like a small circus tent

>>63022 you could try a box and stick trap but i don't know what to bait it with to attract clowns. what's something that tastes funny?

>>63024 You could try placing a cup of cream and a pie. The fact that these two things are so close yet separate will confuse and intrigue the clown who will try to examine such anomalous object. She will most likely rape you afterwards however.

bogie who woos a tired embittered salaryman by creampieing him every day on his way home from work until he snaps then when he chases her down to beat her to death with his briefcase he finds her laying there with her legs spread wide and says "your turn" and then they have lots of sex

You will be haunted by three spirits

>>63027 alright cool I'm a monogomyfag though, just to warn them

>>63028 conceivably the ghost of christmas past, present and future could be the same lady

>>63026 Weird flex but ok

>>63027 Cool

>>63023 >so it looks like a small circus tent That's just asking for like a dozen minibogies to somehow, against all reason and logic, get inside of it.

>>63027 I already am haunted by spirits, just of the alcoholic variety,

>>63029 as long as they don't all exist at once and the ghost of christmas past doesn't expect sex because I'm not into kids and they just end up doing the "ok now marry one version of me" thing so I can pick the hag

>>63027 That's only one thought?

>>63035 Marley wasn't one of the three, just the one who warned Scrooge

>>63035 some assembly required

What monstergirl would the Church of Eros need to send to make you pay your taxes?

>>63038 one that gives me a job to pay taxes on

>>63027 no! anything but the loves of Christmas Past, Present and Future!

>>63039 'noobis will put you to work

>>63039 She's going to give you a 'job alright.

>anon inherits a mansion from some distant relative no one in his family has heard of >also set to inherit a small fortune as long as he lives there >staff are even prepaid >rolls up to the manor to inspect it >with his parents >watching from a window, kiki disappointingly changes to a less risqué uniform to greet the arrivals

>>63038 Pyrow.

>>63043 Old outfit: >Some ankle New outfit: >No ankle visible

>>63043 >kiki disappointingly changes to a less risqué uniform >Just puts her little hat back on and switches to skirt that goes all the way down instead of one that almost shows her ankles

>>63045 hot

DOTR status?

>>63048 If trips are to be believed/honored, soon. >>62777

>>63047 There is a certain allure to a very proper, reserved and dignified kiki who is into that old-fashioned sort of romance and drama where seemingly innocuous remarks, actions or even facial expressions convey an awful lot of meaning. >You and chief maid kiki touch hands for more that a second >Junior maids act shocked

>>63049 let me get a uhhhhhhhhh large "nothing ever happens" along with a side of of "its so over"

It's almost time

>>63052 that time of year where little mamono learn that christmas magic trumps monster magic

>>63051 silence, dhampir

>>63050 such a romance would be...forbidden the scandal

>>63055 My maid will have a different uniform standard when working

>>63056 Why not both? >Prim and proper kiki on the outside or during work >Shamelessly kinky maid bellow her classic outfit or when she enters masters bedroom for personal care. >Hidden vibrators mastah can control while she works, and secret pockets in her uniform that give him access to all of her so that he can punish/reward her at his leasure.

>>63055 >this can drive a man to insanity truly terrifying creatures

If you're blue why don't you go where fashion sits Putting on the ritz

>>63060 I don't think this gote is smol enough to fit on a cracker.

Keep the hebis warm!

>>63062 It'd be more efficient if the hebis and I were in a cuddle pile in front of my fireplace.

>>63063 Look at this greedy anon, trying to hog all of the hebis for himself.

How do you tell the difference between a shirohebi and a white-haired vanilla lamia?

>>63065 the boring answer is that hebis have water magic

>>63066 Don't you mean blue fire magic?

White is a nice color

>>63069 One of these is not like the others.

>>63067 nope. that's a derived of water magic

>>63063 Be careful what you wish for

>>63071 They're all cold to the touch

>>63069 Dead body erotic

>>63075 yeah

>>63076 Heavy duty maid service over here

moocenaries amoozons cowsaders from the moonastery mooges

>>63074 >They're all cold to the touch And they all make me want to touch them so much they turn warm

>>63075 Very erotic

>>63080 SUPER erotic

undead ain't fluffy

>>63082 consider wighthorn

>>63083 nah I'm busy considering bunlich

>>63009 I'm gonna need a bigger flask. >>63021 Nekoichi. >>63045 >Master is oblivious to her advances >The skirt keeps getting shorter >By the end of the inter, her knees are almost visible >The summer uniform doesn't have pantyhose People will faint when they see her go to the shops, but her fellow monsters, they understand, even if they can't meet her eyes.

>>63082 Ahem.

>>63055 There's a lot left to the imagination and I kinda dig it. Those outfits with a shelf under the boobs have surprising power. >>63057 Secret lewd slits are great.

>>63086 i don't think she died

>>63086 While the kitsune bi is a spirit, it's not of an undead nature, so in that sense she's more like an elemental. She's up there with stuff like genies and dark matters, formations of sentient mana. Spirit=/=Ghost.

>>63089 >Spirit=/=Ghost Oh, yeah? Then why's my tequila bottle talking to me?

>>63080 Undead children with child-bearing hips and big butts are the best kind of undead

>>63090 The worm wants out. She's very drunk and needs a shower.

>>63089 >Family / Type >Spirit / Elemental Damn, you're right. Kinda spooky to think there's a concentrated essence of foxness.

>>63076 >Death? Don't be silly master.... >I'd never let anything as simple as that end my service as your maid. >I've even learned to fight so I can better serve you than any other maid.

>>63090 Shogquila

>>63093 don't worry about it

>>63086 if she even fluffy? she's made out of weird spirit fire. that's not fluff it's just weird spirit fire shaped to look like fluff

>>63097 >"~Touch it and find out!~"

>>63098 Yeah, see, this is why you don't ask those questions. If you so much as even mention your curiosity toward a monstergirls body all of sudden with a couple of words you are somehow magically compelled to give in to your desires and follow her instructions like she's casting a spell on you and you are robbed of your free will. This is why i hate fo

>>63099 Maybe you don't, but I have MANY questions about Ushi bodies.

Holy shit man, the monster girl rating fag REALLY hates vampires.

>>63101 OK, he's Dhamp bait. Good for him!

>>63102 Not impossible, considering that he rated dhampires very positively.

>>63098 I'll never be foxed and I especially won't be subject to the deep and lasting foxing that occurs from philandering with a kitsunebi touch yourself

>>63104 What if she promises to split her oranges with you?

>>63105 >flatso emphatic HELL no

>>63105 I can't say no to oranges.

Are there any Western foxes out there? Why do they all have to come from some shit eastern country?

>>63097 It's a fox elemental, as fluffy as she can be.

>>63108 you should find yourself a nice old coyote to settle down with

>>63108 There are ginger wonderland !british foxes. They are a wiley, entrepeneurial bunch. They still scheme though, like their eastern counterparts. They also have a tendency to steal from the rich and give to the poor.

>>63109 I am not convinced. I think she just looks fluffy. she's probably more moist than anything. she looks moist

>>63111 >They are a wiley, entrepeneurial bunch. >They also have a tendency to steal from the rich and give to the poor. Contradiction detected

>>63113 which would you prefer?

>>63114 A big breasted tall American fox beauty (can be a small business owner, or run a bigger corporation, or be even a self employed I don't care) that owns like 50 machine guns. All unregistered. Just like it should be. Also she drinks beer, roasts ribs (on the grill) and flat bitches (on the internet), loves hunting/fishing (or both) and knows something about gardening or ranching.

>>63108 there are plenty to pick from outside the east.

>>63106 their inadequacy is charming

>>63117 >Japanese raccoon dog The fuck's that, a tanuki?!

>>63122 Yes. One aspect of the fox and tanuki rivalry is that they're not that far removed from each other.

I am going to teach my fox wife to communicate only with MEOWS.

>>63108 it's not my fault the ruskies were the only ones to attempt a domestication experiment

>>63123 They are very competitive rivals, specially when they are sisters or close friends that fight each other for your affection or for who gets to get your seed first

>>63027 I definitely got a chuckle out of a mental image of a guy sitting there going "It's Christmas" to a quad harem of a Ghost, Candlegeist, Satyros, and Banshee celebrating around him.

On the eighth day of Christmas my monster gave to me... Eight meidos milky, Seven sahus stabbing, Memorized our names yet~? Fiiiive kots purringggg! ... Four lizards fighting, Three thigh squeezes, Two turtle priests, And a brand new succubus key!

remember, if you're cold, they're cold if you see a snake you are obligated to share your body warmth. failure to do so is an admission of heartlessness. be a better person

>>63129 Exhausted Ryu hands typed this post.

>>63130 no I'm one of you human males, I'm just raising awareness for a good cause because I want a nice, caring, loving, cuddly serpentine wife to have lots of sex with some day

>>63128 So much violence.

>>63132 Single mamono are pretty stabby and fight-y.

>>63131 This is an INCREDIBLY suspicious way to phrase that. I don't think you're human. Post balls and penis, please. With a banana for scale!

>>63135 sorry but this is sexual harassment and you cannot see my penis. I refuse to comply but you can forward your request to my private email at serpentra_the_[email protected]

>>63136 LMAO at "sssss.com" OF COURSE they'd do that. OF COURSE.

>>62992 >>62989 >This is the elven thirsty virgin >ripe, prime plap meat >watching those enormous things bounce while you hold her hands and she leglocks you while you fuck her missionary I need a shower.

>>63138 Speaking of ELVES and THIRST...

>>63139 Elves are an ancient race of unknown origin. Some believe that they are the very manifestations of the nascent spirits of the realm itself. That is to say, Elves often consider themselves to be the perfect, base template for life itself, every other form a mere abstraction. Nonetheless, within hidden heretical scholar circles there is some credence to a theory that elves and cows are closer related than the long eared ones may wish to admit...

>>63138 Same

https://imgbox.com/g/LQOM1yXaIO Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 28. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/0KI1uvyL Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>63142 That's a good present right there. >Yeti322.png I could have sworn this was already in the gallery because this is definitely an old pic, but apparently it wasn't.

>>63143 It’s a crop of a background yeti in an old LN pic.

>>63144 I checked after you pointed it out and found it immediately. Dunno if there's a point in including the crop then.

>>63145 >>63144 >I recognise that yeti

>>63146 I understood that reference.

>>63143 may I please have romantic and purposeful sexual intercourse with miss krampus? this is as formal a request as a man of my insignificant station can muster, I know I am not important enough for such matters to be official

>>63148 As long as you have been a good boy this year.

>>63149 FUCK

>>63150 If you've been a naughty boy, you can expect a visit from Ms. Krampus anyway, but it will be on her terms.

>>63151 sometimes you're the monster's present and that's okay

>>63152 Boggleboe!

>>63151 I don't know if I've been BAD but I don't think I've been particularly good either so I don't know if I'm even on a krampus's radar

The Resident of Nowheria, you motherFUCKER if you're reading this, know that if you trick me into reading ONE MORE VAMPIRE STORY I am going to send an army of dark elves your way. I've had to read a large portion of the Coupling to understand one of your fucking jokes you fucking asshole!

>>63154 It's not too late to be bad. Rob a toy store, it's the season. Of course, you'd need to find a toy store in the first place and then be sure to donate the presents to those in need afterward, but...

>>63151 >If you're good, Krampus will rape you (reward) >If you're bad, Krampus will rape you (punishment) >If you are somewhere in between, Krampus will rape you ("I can fix him/I can make him so much worse") There is no escape

>>63156 what could go wrong?

>>63157 >>If you're good, Krampus will rape you (reward) I could imagine Krampus being submissive to a good boy (if he likes it, of course)

>Sub/Dom You know if a girl's truly submissive, she'll dominate you when you don't feel like initiating, and if a girl is truly dominant, she'll act submissive when you just wanna get fucked.

>>63157 Would Krampus want to make anyone worse? That's kind of the opposite of her thing, right? >>63159 Rape gote being overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of her husband's good boi energy sounds cute. Just imagine her rubbing her knees together and biting her lip as Anon helps an old lady across an icy Winterstown street.

>>63157 How bad do you need to be if you want the krampus to bring a gang of dark elf so they would rape you instead? Is tricking me into reading a vampire greentext enough for that?

>Enormous fat elf tits don't exist in real life What exactly is the point of this reality again?

Oh, are we still meat elf posting?

>>63165 >Meat elf I've never heard something more derogatory and arousing at the same time.

>>63165 They're called Potato Elves

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH WEREWOLF SEX RIGHT NOWWWWW

>>63165 the christmas elf is oft neglected

>>63168 Guards, this man has lost his composure, THROW HIM TO THE HOUNDS

>>63166 It's arousing because it's derogatory. >>63167 They haven't reached the point of Potato yet. Or at least not the shape of potato.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that any true gazer shoots beams. if she doesn't shoot beams, she's not a gazer.

I 'ate dagger ears

>>63055 That's what makes it so irresistible. >>63059 Kiki did indeed drive me mad, because she's the only girl that looks sexier, more enticing and more seductive if she wears proper maid outfit (or business suit) instead of something overtly lewd. I just can't stop thinking how her tits look like under that dress, for example. I want to run my hands all over her and feel her supple curves underneath all that fabric, I want to see the subtle movement of her skirt when her hips sway as she walks, I want to give her a little loving kiss just above the collar of her white shirt, to wrap my arms around her waist and hold her close and feel her tail swoosh a little before she composes herself. Well, you understand.

>>63174 >I ate dagger Rust monster chan...

>>63174 huh, what a coincidence, I ate dagger ear too

Demons are just blue elves. Therefore they are cringe.

>>63178 Really, aren't elves just lustful white demons?

>>63176 imagine of hasbro wasn't so goddamned terrible imagine how sexy displacer beast-chan and remorhaz-chan and umber hulk-chan would be

>>63175 >you understand I do, you're 100% right

>>63180 don't blame hasbro (do blame hasbro, hasbro are absolute fucking faggots) blame wotc and TSR but also blame the tolkein estate but also thank the tolkein estate for permitting balrog-chang-sama-dono-kun-san to exist. god I want to have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with a BALROG

>>63182 The worst parts of modern WotC is the fault of hasbro pushing them to be that way. I bet if gygax was still in charge he'd want literally every major D&D monster to get a waifu version. You'd see purple worm-chan and flumph-chan and carrion crawler-chan figures. Owl bear-chan would be the cover of a splatbook

>>63180 remorhaz is free

>>63173 Christmas week though!

>Knight of the Manticore An order of knights born from the legend of a hero who rode a Manticore into battle. Eons ago, a mighty hero from the Lescatie's countryside was given a quest to defeat a terrible Manticore. The beast was living high in the mountains, in a dragon's cave that she stole after killing the previous owner. Through a miracle or a dark ritual, the knight defeated the Manticore, and it became his mount. He joined the crusade against the demon lord of his time and died during the final battle. The manticore, freed from her master, chose, against all odds, to avenge him in a frenzied last stand. Heavily wounded, it brought his corpse back to the cave before joining him in the afterlife. The cave became a pilgrim's place for knights of the manticore. With each new demon lord, one of them is chosen by a Manticore and leads his brothers in a crusade, always dying during the last assault. It is said that they are the reincarnation of the previous heroes. This cycle was broken during the invasion of Lescatie. The knight, his new wife, and his order fought alongside Druella and survived. They became protectors of the land and roam the countryside nowadays. Knights of this order wear heavy armor with a red and blue tabard. A white lion is embroidered on the red part, and three fleur-de-lis are embroidered on the thinner blue part. A mighty lion's face is also engraved in their breastplate, and veterans may wear great shields taking the form of a roaring While not all knights of the Manticore marry a Manticore, most want to emulate their founder's story.

>>63186 I work the whole week.

>>63189 That's sinful

>>63142 I knew it >>62865 IS a new LN

>>63142 So it wasn't just a one-off. What is this, new OClim, the Bratlim? Or is that the lolified Druella?

<as a member of a proud ancient line of dragons, I'd rather die alone than mingle with a filthy human! >one minute later

>>62935 >Wait. >Before we kiss... >... for the first time, the beginning of our everlasting romance... >...fated by the gods at our births... >...It'll come off if you push too hard. >I need you to hold me. >Hold me close. >Hold me tight. >Just- grab- no let me move your hand >There. >And just grab my hair. >No, I'll be fine, I trust you. Gather it up and- perfect, exactly. >Give it a tug to test it. >Mnh~ >Okay. You can kiss me now. >Don't let go~.

>>63189 That's fucked up.

>>63193 >new Isn't that iron-beasts daughterlim or something? I saw that design years ago

>>63197 >iron-beasts daughterlim huh, I guess you learn something new every day

>>63190 No, the 25th is a holiday and no one work,s so I can go to chur,ch no problem >>63196 I don't mind, I don't have any children. Stealing those dates from people with family would be evil. Unless a Manticore or chesh snatches me, there's no point in asking for vacation

>>63198 don't quote me I just pulled out the first name I associated that lim with. Either way she's no new design

It's no novel idea that spirits and lesser gods and the like depend on human recognition no only to sustain themselves, but also to define themselves. Do you ever think she takes a look at a mirror and wonders just what exactly she did wrong for humans to turn her into an undead fertility sex goddess? No one posts her because she's a dead meme, but Charon is the same. What drives a man to want to fuck death, or specters thereof? Psychopomp? More like psychopomf

>>63204 >No one posts her because she's a dead meme, but Charon is the same. Charon is a relic of the past, and the responsibility of remembering her lays with those who knew her. If you don't do it, no one else will.

>>63206 Insert bad pun here.

>>63204 >implying the spirits aren't obsessed with humans and constantly changing their form into one that will get the most attention Let the girl get some poor man's dick, she's waited so long for humans' tastes to change.

>>63206 Curse my foodhardiness, there was a pretty bangin' picture of her at the helm of a boat and I never saved it because why would I? She's a stale meme, and there's only so many times you can post about wanting to cum in her braids. Alas, appreciate the stale memes while you can, anons.

>>63142 Little girls with massive rears are the best, this is why I will be easily snatched by the Sabbath when the portals open Or by a pear shaped zombie loli, the ones who arrive first

>>63210 The latex is a plus

>>63210 Why is the guy strapped down?

>>63157 >Krampuses will punish you if you're naughty >while they're clearly naughty themselves I need a loli Krampus with a huge ass to spank >>63210 That's a pretty good image but the guy looks too small in proportion to the Bapho

>>63213 >he guy looks too small Maybe he's just short? Have you ever thought that short guys also need love?

>>63212 To prevent escape

>>63209 >>63207 Such meager, weak attempts to remember the past. No wonder she remains forgotten if these are the guardians of her memory.

>>63210 How many Baphomets do you need to make a wheel of goat cheese?

>>63216 What would you have me do?

>>63213 Say yes to big bapho. Let big bapho into your lives. Work for big bapho and be an advocate for big bapho.

>>63216 plain, boring, makes puns. This is literally her whole character, at some point it's her fault for not being a big titty hag.

>>63218 'Tis the season to be jolly. Bring some happiness into her tales, or make new ones. She's an undead after all. If she rose from the grace once, she can do it again. >>63220 Complaining about what others like won't bring her or her jokes back.

>>63213 Have you ever seen how massive skinny girls butts become when they bend over? To that you need to add the fact that Baphos are enhanced in the hips and thighs department and the perspective of the picture In conclusion, Baphos have massive rears by default and that's good

>>63221 >Complaining about what others like won't bring her or her jokes back. ?? I'm just stating what I like.

>>63213 >That's a pretty good image but the guy looks too small in proportion to the Bapho Sabbath on shota violence

>>63197 >>63198 You're wrong. It's Maritan's daughterlim. She's been around since 2016. How you haven't seen her in 9 years worth of threads is beyond me.

>>63225 >Maritan I knew it had to be someone's. Didn't they have a neat setting they were working on? Some kinda floating city, or a hole city, or something?

>>63213 >but the guy looks too small in proportion to the Bapho I think it's more like one of those religious eske pictures, in which the Bapho on top represents the overwhelming and inescapable power of the Sabbath, meanwhile the small humam represents how puni mem are in comparison and how futile it is to resist their charm. I bet there are Sabbath temples in the MGE world with Bizantine style mosaics with images like this or glass mosaics in their windows with Baphos or littles girls from other Sabbath branches riding human men in different positions like this.

This Christmas will finally be it, I've been a very good boy all year.

Cityhounds.

Cyberhounds

>>63232 I want a Kosplay Kobold Kavalkade!

>>63229 Naughty boy gets a dog girl dark like coal and he'll be good next year. >>63231 Her exoskeleton resembles a canine. Canines enjoy bones. Amusing on two levels.

>>63227 The colors aren't quite right but it will look nice on top of the back of the church

>>63231 She's a full-on autobot. Has a human form (hellwan) and can transform into a 1949 Studebaker.

>>63235 That looks so bad.

>>63234 Naughty boys get the rough hound, good boys get the sweet hound. Both will fuck you silly.

>>63237 I think there's a perception paradox when it comes to AI, and when proooompters prooompt, their perception of the quality of the output is inversely proportional to the amount of effort they didn't have to put in to learning how to do it themselves.

>>63237 Miss automaton is trying her best.

>>63240 Anon wasn't trying at all, and comparing a soulless machine with a (hypothetical) sentient being is quite the insult.

>>63222 >In conclusion, Baphos have massive rears by default and that's good Sex with Momonika's fat ?-year old trueloli ass

>>63235 I was thinking more like those windows you see in ancient catholic churches or mosaics from the Bizantine churches like the Justinian one

>>63227 Imagine what kind of stuff children learn in dominical school on Sundays in Sabbath churches

>>63241 Anon I think you are overreacting about the whole AI thing here, it's not like he pasted a batch of shitty glossy SD slop and claimed it's going to make artists redundant like you-know-who, you-know-where would.

>>63245 Nah, equating a glorified digital chinese room with an automaton is pretty cringe.

>>63241 Chill out

>>63245 >>63247 /jp/ has special threads for AI spam. Go post it there

>>63248 Don't argue in my stead, i said what i had to say. There's also AI threads here.

Woe, vamp be upon yee

>anon posted equivalent of running a photoshop filter on existing image and did not imply otherwise >suddenly bunch of angry replies You need to touch ass. Troll ass.

>Portals open >Anon marries cute vamp >Explains ahead of time that all that hot nonsense from TV, movies, and books is bullshit. >DAY wedding >IN A CHURCH (she laughed, and laughed, but agreed once you explained how your mom cried when you told her you were thinking of a civil ceremony) >Horrified to discover that one thing actually is true as you exit the church... >Friends and family toss rice in the air >And suddenly your wife siezes up, and starts counting >Not Rainman-style instant counting, either. >Counting the grains individually, by hand.

>>63251 Wrong troll.

>>63253 If it's the wrong troll, why does it feel so right?

I want to eat out monster butt

>>63248 It was just a quick picture to follow the conversation, why are you so mad?

>>63254 I 'unno. Boobs?

>>63227 Imagine the uniforms of the acolytes and priestesses depending of the Sabbath branch

>>63252 >>Friends and family toss rice in the air UOOH KUSO BRAT

>>63258 >buttplugs and pussyplugs are considered valid underwear to be worn in public The desert kingdoms branch would enjoy unusual popularity.

>>63259 I don't understand this at all.

>>63261 Her name is Rice Shower. It was a joke.

>>63258 I want to bisit the church of the goats that wear leather and later lingerie

>>63261 Same, I usually ignore such posts

Visual novels and NEETpede cuddles, that's what Kurismasu is all about!

>>63257 What do they teach in troll highschool?

>>63266 Lotta things. >Birdology >Fishoology >Memes All that kind of thing.

>>63262 Ah, didn't realize. I'm not really into Pokemon.

>>63268 She's a digimon, but that's okay.

Hey these aren't werecats... these are just cheshires painted orange.

>>63270 If you don't let at least a few Cheshires make the Garfield reference every Monday, then the Cheshire Hive Mind will fully awaken and destroy the world.

>>63267 I meant the other troll highschool.

>>63271 >cheshire hivemind you cannot herd cats. this is a grave discovery.

>>63272 Oh, I know what you meant, Anon.

>>63273 clearly you've never opened a tuna can

>>63263 For me it's the reverse bunnysuit one

>Cheshire sells "Reverse Bunnysuit" online >You buy it >It's a turtle suit

>>63274 A shame then.

>try to pull cheshire ass out of box >get pulled into cheshire ass instead

>>63276 I'm pretty sure all churches wear that for Easter

>>63278 I don't hate actual trolls, but I only have a couple pics of them as they're not really my jam and don't often align with the kind of stupid joke posts I like to make. Here, take my other 3 troll pics! Note that they're basically all Boobs Forward. That is not a coincidence.

>>63271 Hmmmm chesh pit

>>63282 the one under the arm

DEATH.

>>63285 Don't mind if I do!

DEAF.

>>63287 She's not deaf, I assure you. No, she never responds when you call her name, but if THE NEIGHBORS open a can of tuna, she's over there in a heartbeat.

>>63289 Deaf people can't read png braille

Stop insulting deafshire cat. I'll make sure she hears about this!

>>63290 ?? Justt touch it

>>63291 Charon, bad!

>>63285 Makes women sexier

>>63295 One scared me stiff the other day. I was hoppin' mad for a solid hour.

>>63281 https://www.mediafire.com/file/kozlyi75fda2lp3/Troll.zip/file Now you have more

>>63297 >Merdolphin porn

>>63297 The nextcloud archive is there and you can just copy paste images without needing to download them.

>>63283 Works too but I prefer a hole full of snuggly cheshs

>>63298 It's just troll pics! YOU LIED TO ME!

>>63301 Works for me as well. I like snuggly chesh, but I also yearn to do lewd things with one's pit.

What do you call it when you put flippers on your Living Doll daughter to help her learn how to swim? Mere Doll Fin

>>63304 Gehehehe

>>63296 Jiangshi are so delicious,and they come in all different sizes and flavours just like Zombies Undead truly are the best

>>63306 CHERRY JIANGSHI! CHERRY JIANGSHI! CHERRY JIANGSHI! CHERRY JIANGSHI! CHERRY JIANGSHI!

>>63306 >chinese zombie cows erotic

>Anon hit by the curse which makes his body sound like a squeaky toy when walking, talking or being squished >There are dogs.

>>63303 Chesho is a great mix of comfy, comedy and lewdy

>>63309 >This is a sonorous warcry of a very angry Anon.

>>63194 Loved seeing this get turned on its head with malef.

>>63309 I already make squeaky toy noises when squished by a hellhound, no curses required.

>>63306 Same as Alps

>>63309 >>63311 >Long comedic chase by a hellhound >Ends up roping in a kobold because she heard the squeaky sound of his running >And a sporty werewolf, who happened to be running in the same direction >And an anubis, whose long ears picked up the noise and can't focus on her calculations with the racket (not because she's a dumb dog at heart) >...and even a kiki along the way. again, not because meido is a dumb dog at heart (definitely not). >Cornered by the five dogs >The patter of five large fluffy tails is deafening >Open your mouth to say something brave like "You won't beat me!" >*Squeak squeak squeak squeak* >this will not end well

>>63296 >>63306 >>63308 I want to pull out the talismans

I want to induce a mental breakdown in a bogie by calling her cringe

>>63316 I will simply pick ONE of them and drop to my knees and beg for mercy this puts the spotlight entirely on her and the guilt will push her towards shooing the others off so that I can at least survive the ordeal without being worried to shreds

>>63308 >no signs of undeath, not even grey skin. There comes a point in the normiefication of monstergirls where they barely resemble monstergirls anymore. This isn't a jiangshi, it's just a woman with a weird bikini.

>>63320 Please respect the 6 hours she spent in makeup to get that look.