>>66137 A girl after my own heart. And dick. We're gonna make sweet love and build gunpla.

>>66138 >The problem with all these Zeek suits is that the designs are too tame. Hold on, I have a few 1/72 scale onaholes around here somewhere... Think I can turn these hoses into tentacles? Bet I can.

>>66139 On a long enough timeline, the probability of a gremlin creating gunpla deciding to involve a pixie to pilot them directly approaches 1.

>>66139 >"Whats the point of building a giant robot if you can't fuck it?" >"Seriously, where are the tits? The ona-hole tentacles? The panel you flip to to reveal..." >"You know what? Why don't we just go buy an automaton kit? We can make it a DIY couple project!"

>>66142 Fun fact--it's actually not a gremlin saying any of that. It's Gendou Ikari.

>>66143 Gendo talking his wife into becoming an automaton. Along with trying to secretly set up his son with a harem by defeating angels.

Not sure if the deadline got moved or what, but I just finished this thing and figured I'd post it regardless. My submission for the contest. https://archiveofourown.org/works/76902151

>>66146 yeah, extra 2 weeks were added. also, neat.

>>66146 Yeah, there was a two week extension because of the low number of entries. Also welcome aboard, man, good to see you here too.

>>66146 Oh hey, nice to see you Magus. Then there were four, I guess.

>>66146 Just started reading this. As an FYI, you got a bunch of random left square brackets in the text, like this example: "You can come talk to me at any time. I like to keep things open[."

>>66151 Fixed it

>>66146 Dragooning material? Nice, thanks.

w00t Your story is cute, by the way! I'm a fan of anything with dorky ladies vying cutely for a man.

>Thank you for your purchase of a SuccubOS license. Allow me to guide you through the installation process on your machine. >Would you like to import contacts from your account? [x] Yes [] No >Please wait. >Successfully imported 0 contacts. >Launching companion daemon. >Please wait. >Done. >Please designate the folder you will use for pornography. [] Select folder [] Have SuccubOS create a folder for you [] Allow SuccubOS to dynamically identify your pornography folders based on usage heuristics [x] I will not be using pornography on this machine >Please wait. >lol

>>66157 Is SuccubOS compatible with BonziBuddy?

>>66157 I've heard that if you say you won't be using porn, the porn uses YOU instead...

>>66157 >succubOS >that thing sends telemetry to Ilassa like there's no tomorrow

>>66160 BonzaiBuddy is a popular sextop plugin available from the Bimbos store. Latest version - 5.42.11 >hotfix: stopped suckle prompt from disappearing after maple syrup levels depleted to 0 from prolonged use

>>66166 What happens if I tell her I am "Trees'd to meet you!"?

>>66167 dropkick, maybe

>>66146 I feel a bit silly, I was completely kinda stumped for "new beginnings", but it turns out the answer was obvious as "portal day" This is a stellar read. Although I do feel like the pivot was a bit rushed. There didn't seem to be a moment where he really had to switch gears after realizing his job was more or less fake and if he wanted to take it seriously, he'd have to play office romance half the day. I feel like most dudes just looking to work would take that a bit harder. Still I don't blame him. Varana a cute when she's not being a menace. Though I do feel bad for the whole setup, you'd wanna hope there was a proper migration program set up because the new starter dragon girls would have to be lonely for a long time. On the contrary, that might make them better adapted to humans though. Good stuff Magus.

>>66157 [x]Select folder >Dowloads>Misc>Uncensored>THAT SuccubOS is gonna have to sift through several TB of leglock, hugs, kisses, and eye contact if she wants to set up on my toaster

>>66171 >SuccubOS when she sees my elf folder is 1k items and my MG folder is 300 Suddenly that desktop helper looks a little different...

hopefully succubOS can only see what files I've saved and not my browsing history or I'll be in trouble

>>66169 I had several more scenes ready, but I ran out of words.

>>66175 wasn't 15k the max? Either way I hope you come back to it and fill it out more after the contest, I really enjoyed it.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that the fridays after the holidays are perfect for easy days at work. ....Or getting ganged up on by office workers with nothing better to do. The Cleaning Kehpri are about to rise up

>>66176 No, 10k was.

>>66178 people did well to trim it down then

Big sister bogie who tempts shotanon to mate with her and their bogey mom.

>>66182 >Big sister bogie Don't need to hear any more, I'm in I just love bogies, I can't help it Honestly bogie would probably find me quite boring because I wouldn't be able to put up any resistance to any of her advances

>>66184 She's a clown, which is an entertainer - having someone who enjoys her act is its own reward to her.

>>66185 >She's a clown And a few years later you have an entire circus running around in your house. Minibogies cartwheeling into the kitchen when it's time for breakfast, minibogie conga line in the dining room, an intense but completely silent slapstick argument between minibogies about who gets to hang on the chandelier.

If I had access to money and 3dpd bitches, I'd like to put a good deal of effort into actual MG ASMR, not just roleplay shit, but proper foley. Some times you'll come across a lamia one with scrunching leather to simulate snake scales, or bubbles for slime. That's not so bad

>>66188 Bruh, that's like one step away from onlyfans simps, have some dignity. At this point even an AI slopped voice would be a better idea.

>>66189 You clearly put more thought and significance in the women than I ever did. >Ai Voice Still got a long ass way to go.

Oomukade (forma degenerada)

>>66185 It's one of the best parts of bogies. They can both do the >scary clown scaring misbehaving child into being a good boy And >normal clown enjoying being a clown for a good boy who appreciates her Also I do wonder if bogie would try to scare you a little bit from time to time just as a joke.

>>66192 Only if you ask nicely.

>>66182 >and why should I? >It would be really, really, really, really, really funny. >What, you've never heard of a practical joke? >It's monster humor, you wouldn't get it...

>>66191 A fujoshipede?

>>66192 Every time you walk past a corner in your house, you have to wonder if you're going to get the clown horn or the clown tits. Or the trapeze.

Send me to chesh factory, I need to drown in the purple bliss

>>66198 I saw that. This is your brain on Hebis. Don't Hebi and drive.

>>66199 I'm hebi brained 24/7

skin-to-skin contact is an excellent way to keep your hebi wife warm during cold winter nights

>>66200 >Anon has a hebi inside his brain curating all his thoughts to always somehow relate to hebi This is the fate of all Hebi husbands. Brain Hebi.

The penultimate post... what will the last one be? Wurm waits to end her turn.