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It's the dawning of the Age of Aquairus

>>65089 Or should that be Sagittarius?

>>65090 No, that goes in the email field.

>>65085 >Dwarves have likely phased bows out for crossbows which are now being phased out for blackpowder weapons >With magic I doubt dwarves ever had bows of crossbows to be perfectly honest to you. I think it's more likely they went from slings to powder weapons. Bows don't exactly lend themselves to cave fighting. but I suppose if they ever saw the principle they might be able to invent a crossbow.

>>65092 C'mon, man, they're DWARVES. 1. Slings 2. Throwing hammers 3. Other thrown weapons 4. Other dwarves 5. Firearms They don't like to talk about #4.

>>65093 >Humans have an uneasy truce with the dwarves. >They charge their goods exorbitantly high, but the quality is worth it, and the only way to lower the price is to offer the merchant along with it >How is this possible? When humans are innumerable with an entire surface worth of resources? >They say the only Human-Dwarf conflict recorded in history ended in complete rout >Not only were the dwarves highly trained, highly equipped tunnel skirmishers, sappers, and fighters >Worst yet was their berserker unit >Just as shield walls clashed and melee began, the dwarves rolled out giant steel sling shots, and before the terrified eyes of the human combatants, naked dwarves, clad only plate covering their backs, heads, forearms and shins, climbed into the slings >From there the true hell began, ping ponging off walls they shredded the defense of the humans to pieces, penetrating deep into their lines, and when the dwarves stood, bare naked and barely concussed, staggering as they reek of alcohol, they pounced on the human men >With their stocky frames and powerful muscles the men were bent into all manner of compromising positions >Reverse mating press, amazon, reverse pile driver, pile driver 69, stand and suck >More and more perverse positions haunted the men as their lines broke and dwarven infantry swarmed in >The archivists to this day still censor all mention of the dreaded "rotocoptor", whereby a particularly large and excited berserker pinned a man and had her friends grab his legs and arms, then with her body bare naked she performed an extreme backwards arch on her hands and feet, and the other dwarves inserted the poor man, holding his arms and legs out, balancing him directly ontop of the pelvis of the dwarf >Then, laughing gleefully as they shouted "meat spin meat spin!" They began rapidly spinning him in circled ontop of the dwarf while he was still inserted!

>>65092 crossbows are great if youre really strong because you need to be really strong to be able to use them, since it requires you put in and store a lot of kinetic energy, which you can cheat with winches and levers, but that takes forever

>>65092 Scout dwarves use crossbows

>>65095 >That takes forever The dwarves would figure out lever action crossbows in a heart beat, and make it twice as fast as the dumb way

While on an Antarctic expedition, I discovered strange hieroglyphics on the wall of a ruin from an ancient civilization

>>65098 GIANT DELINQUENT PENGUIN HARPIES

>>65098 Finally, some good news

>>65097 no, because its just mechanical engineering, if its moving really fast, youre not getting a lot torque, which is what you need, you have to be obscenely strong for that to be possible

>>65101 > you have to be obscenely strong for that to be possible Ye, that's what I mean, levers to do 4 times the torque twice as fast

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>>65102 thats not how that works, as speed increases torque decreases proportionally, you want fewer levers, because adding more will increase your torque, but it wont increase your speed, it slows you down

does kenkou have any socials? been trying to find some and no luck

>>65106 Brother. It takes longer to put your cross bow down, stomp in the bit, pull the string back, than it does to shoulder the bow, and pull the lever. They could be equivalent force, they could be greater force, it doesn't matter, none of what you're saying matters, we're assuming enough physical strength to complete the task with ease, the deciding factor is the time it take to complete the motion.

>>65092 >baalbuddy Obligatory

>>65111 lmao yeh. his elf slander can get old

>>65112 Biggest problem is RUINING his JOKES by too much TALKING

>>65113 I don't know what you mean

Would you like your wife to have an alt form?

>>65118 yes henshin wife cool

>>65118 Meh. Why have a shitty ass monsterous alt form when she can rock a super sexy body just for me.