It is still a Christmassy time, so please consider posting Christmassy mamono, like Fir-chan the Dryad. She has a kot!

It's the dawning of the Age of Aquairus

>>65089 Or should that be Sagittarius?

>>65090 No, that goes in the email field.

>>65085 >Dwarves have likely phased bows out for crossbows which are now being phased out for blackpowder weapons >With magic I doubt dwarves ever had bows of crossbows to be perfectly honest to you. I think it's more likely they went from slings to powder weapons. Bows don't exactly lend themselves to cave fighting. but I suppose if they ever saw the principle they might be able to invent a crossbow.

>>65092 C'mon, man, they're DWARVES. 1. Slings 2. Throwing hammers 3. Other thrown weapons 4. Other dwarves 5. Firearms They don't like to talk about #4.

>>65093 >Humans have an uneasy truce with the dwarves. >They charge their goods exorbitantly high, but the quality is worth it, and the only way to lower the price is to offer the merchant along with it >How is this possible? When humans are innumerable with an entire surface worth of resources? >They say the only Human-Dwarf conflict recorded in history ended in complete rout >Not only were the dwarves highly trained, highly equipped tunnel skirmishers, sappers, and fighters >Worst yet was their berserker unit >Just as shield walls clashed and melee began, the dwarves rolled out giant steel sling shots, and before the terrified eyes of the human combatants, naked dwarves, clad only plate covering their backs, heads, forearms and shins, climbed into the slings >From there the true hell began, ping ponging off walls they shredded the defense of the humans to pieces, penetrating deep into their lines, and when the dwarves stood, bare naked and barely concussed, staggering as they reek of alcohol, they pounced on the human men >With their stocky frames and powerful muscles the men were bent into all manner of compromising positions >Reverse mating press, amazon, reverse pile driver, pile driver 69, stand and suck >More and more perverse positions haunted the men as their lines broke and dwarven infantry swarmed in >The archivists to this day still censor all mention of the dreaded "rotocoptor", whereby a particularly large and excited berserker pinned a man and had her friends grab his legs and arms, then with her body bare naked she performed an extreme backwards arch on her hands and feet, and the other dwarves inserted the poor man, holding his arms and legs out, balancing him directly ontop of the pelvis of the dwarf >Then, laughing gleefully as they shouted "meat spin meat spin!" They began rapidly spinning him in circled ontop of the dwarf while he was still inserted!

>>65092 crossbows are great if youre really strong because you need to be really strong to be able to use them, since it requires you put in and store a lot of kinetic energy, which you can cheat with winches and levers, but that takes forever

>>65092 Scout dwarves use crossbows

>>65095 >That takes forever The dwarves would figure out lever action crossbows in a heart beat, and make it twice as fast as the dumb way

While on an Antarctic expedition, I discovered strange hieroglyphics on the wall of a ruin from an ancient civilization

>>65098 GIANT DELINQUENT PENGUIN HARPIES

>>65098 Finally, some good news

>>65097 no, because its just mechanical engineering, if its moving really fast, youre not getting a lot torque, which is what you need, you have to be obscenely strong for that to be possible

>>65101 > you have to be obscenely strong for that to be possible Ye, that's what I mean, levers to do 4 times the torque twice as fast

??

>>65102 thats not how that works, as speed increases torque decreases proportionally, you want fewer levers, because adding more will increase your torque, but it wont increase your speed, it slows you down

does kenkou have any socials? been trying to find some and no luck

>>65106 Brother. It takes longer to put your cross bow down, stomp in the bit, pull the string back, than it does to shoulder the bow, and pull the lever. They could be equivalent force, they could be greater force, it doesn't matter, none of what you're saying matters, we're assuming enough physical strength to complete the task with ease, the deciding factor is the time it take to complete the motion.

>>65092 >baalbuddy Obligatory

>>65111 lmao yeh. his elf slander can get old

>>65112 Biggest problem is RUINING his JOKES by too much TALKING

>>65113 I don't know what you mean

Would you like your wife to have an alt form?

>>65118 yes henshin wife cool

>>65118 Meh. Why have a shitty ass monsterous alt form when she can rock a super sexy body just for me.

>>65120 Think about it, you get a wife and a pet or kickass monster sidekick for FREE. What a bargain!

>>65123 >a pet She's sentient, that would be monstergirl abuse! >a kickass monster sidekick She already kicks ass in her girl form lol.

Actually if we're talking about alt monster forms I'd like to have an alt monstergirl form for most anything. Or, an alt monster girl for a monster girl I have. So I would have TWO monster girls instead of one.

>>65110 yeah, that doesnt change what i said, you need to be obscenely strong in order to get that much torque fast, the lever has to be running at a disadvantage for you in order to make it faster, which means you need to put in more power than what is listed, which at that point, you will throw a rock harder than the crossbow shoots

>>65124 >that would be monstergirl abuse! Imagine saying this to the nine-tailed fox sleeping on my lap

>>65099 that's some Starbound vibes right over there

>>65126 Dwarf stronk lever good me smart you dumb.

>>65120 Because then you can polish her horns and scratch her ears and lay on her gigantic body maybe even get rides! Love your wife for being both cute and majestic, beautiful and awesome, loving and harrowing, monster and girl.

>>65098 GET IN THE FUCKING CHAIR ANON, ONLY YOU CAN SAVE EARTH FROM ANUBIS! HURRY UP, I DON'T WANT TO ASSEMBLE MODEL TRAINS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

>>65126 I actually looked further into it and with a dwarf's strength and the 5:1 mechanical advantage of a goat's foot lever, a dwarf could quite easily rig up a modified goats foot lever designed to be fanned from the side of the crossbow that would be infinitely faster and easier than merely pulling the string. So in conclusion you are a nigger and despite having been autistic about it, you were autistically stupid about it, thereby making you a double nigger.

>>65131 Calm down Gendo sheesh

>>65132 >So in conclusion you are a nigger and despite having been autistic about it, you were autistically stupid about it, thereby making you a double nigger. Now I imagined a heated debate between angry Gremlins over motherfucking crossbows

Dwarf body erotic

>>65135 DD: Dairy Dwarves

>>65135 There's something so wrong, yet at the same time irresistible about oppai lolis... but I can't put my finger on it In conclusion; I need oppai loli monster

I want a mommy holstaur...

>>65132 i never said pull it with your hands, i dont understand why you keep bringing up also i get, you watched a youtube video; and lever action crossbows have exist for 2000 years, thats how repeating crossbows function, but again that doesnt change what i said, because of how crossbows are constructed, very small compared to a bow, the poundage of the prod has to be in 1000lb range to do something against people wearing mail, equivalent of a 100lb bow, because theres not enough distance for the string accelerate the bolt and if youre loading 1000lbs with a lever, even with 5:1 ratio, youre still pulling 200 lbs with one arm, thats obscenely strong, which monster girls are, that should be a given

>>65142 >i dont understand why you keep bringing up You said >crossbows are great if youre really strong because you need to be really strong to be able to use them, since it requires you put in and store a lot of kinetic energy, which you can cheat with winches and levers, but that takes forever <I.e. it's cheating to use winches and levers (so you won't(because it takes forever)) I said >The dwarves would figure out lever action crossbows in a heart beat, and make it twice as fast as the dumb way(not using levers and winches because it takes forever, i.e. directly just pulling it.) You then said >no, because blablabla That's how we got onto this track. If that's not what you meant, you should have clarified. Now we arrive to the end of your post where you say >1000lb range to do something against people wearing mail, equivalent of a 100lb bow, because theres not enough distance for the string accelerate the bolt and if youre loading 1000lbs with a lever, even with 5:1 ratio, youre still pulling 200 lbs with one arm, thats obscenely strong, which monster girls are, that should be a given Which I have nothing to say about, those are just straight facts and that leaves us where we are. At any rate I present to you the specimen in question.

>>65125 <May you explain further?

>>65143 I need to put my face on that belly

>>65145 First there's meat elves and now they're making meat dwarves. What's next, meat cows?

>>65141 I love milk, it's so good that all monsters eventually turn into cows

>>65147 That bothers me. If all monsters become cows then what do cows keep that makes them special among monsters?

>>65148 They are the heads and supervisors of the dairy industry, while the copycats wearing the cowprint do all the hard work

>>65146 meat automatons

>>65143 bruh, im not a mind reader, its not my problem to let me know that you dont know whats being said, i can only assume so much

>>65087 Don't forget about Ms. Whitehorn...

>>65148 they can try to become cows all they want. But they will never have the one thing that makes cows special

>dragons >monstrous >cruel >prideful >for generations my family was enslaved under them... >forced to tend to their every whim... >but we fought back >broke free of our bondage >and never again would we be shackled up draconic overlordship >so... >Pictured: full colour double page spread, school classroom, MC, sitting, head in hands, has a panicked and confused look on his face whilst surrounded by a number of dragons of various colours, all giving him a possessive look, small purple fairy dragon circles overhead >how did things end up like this?! >new publication in MamonoJump! >I can't Marry a Dragon!

>>65154 Why deleted?

For your crimes, YOU must wear matching outfits with your monster. And if she’s naked, then we will force her to wear a silly outfit that you can match with.

>>65156 I realised I said "so" twice in a row

>>65157 So if I wear a full three piece suit complete with a necktie, pocket protector and cufflinks, will she be forced to dress in an extra frilly maid outfit?

>>65155 >I can't Marry a Dragon! Ok then I will.

>>65157 Imagine buying a suspiciously cheap suit of dragon scale armor from a traveling merchant and then encountering the dragon who the scales belonged to.

>>65161 Reparations. Now. In the form of cute dragon babies.

call me wendigoon with the amount of things id do to a big brested wendigo

Are the dragons in the fjords and snow and ice and cuddlier?

>>65164 It is a scientific fact that bigger bodysizes helps with cold weather due to the square cube law.

>>65164 A viking like dragon mamono? invading orderlite abbeys and violating the priests and parishers, then taking them home to be husbands!

>>65163 This but bottom heavy wendigo

>>65165 I will never escape from underneath her, but she is so warm.

>>65166 This is how dragons should act. None of this tribute nonsense. Just grab a man, take him to your cave and cook for him

>>65152 Ms. Whitehorn is a dear, but she's a deer, not a horse.

>>65167 You just want her to sit in your lap as she nibbles stretchy meat.

>>65169 The ideal dragon would do this... AND be too autistic to know what to do next. >Miss Dragon divebombs into a village >Grabs a man as arrows and melee weapons plink off of her scales >Flies him back to her lair >Sets him down >Transforms back into her lady form >All this is too much for the man, and he passes out >clunks his head on the ground in the process >Miss Dragon begins to panic as a trickle of blood forms on the ground He's not dead, just concussed!

mimic gachapon capsule or chesh ass in gachapon capsule

>>65080 many such cases

>>65172 she is hopeless. i hope she can at least cradle him in her wings and lick his wounds

>>65174 >Dhampir gf discovers bloodborne and rollslop in general It's fucking over, just kill me now

Dhampir more like Dumpyhir (she's got a fat fucking ass I want on my face)

>>65172 >>65175 >Forcing down her rising panic, Miss Dragon rummages through her hoard for a way to heal Anon >After a few painful minutes of searching, she finds a scroll of healing and reads it aloud >Anon's eyes flutter open >Miss Dragon sighs in relief >She then realizes that she has no idea what to do now that she has a man >Mom never explained that part >Anon stares at her, confused and scared >Shit! Shit, shit, shit. >Miss Dragon realizes she should do something here <Introduce herself <Flirt <RAPE >Better start off slow with a quick <Flirt >"~So, uh, come here often?~"

>>65171 More like I want to stretch her with my meat

>>65178 it's not that monsters want to rape it's just that the charisma check for flirting is too high to pass most of the time

>>65169 Why cross out the last part? Dragons do cook for their husbands using their own fire. Source: World guide dragonia

>>65181 Do they actually? Cute. Responsible. What a good wife. I shall give her wings one massage for this.

>>65182 If you give your wife a wing massage every time she cooks for you, you're gonna be passing out a lot of wing massages.

>be anon >travel across the state of idaho post monsterization >enter a small town >it's full of dhampirs >oh great, that means you can stay there for a wh-- >immediately get raepd by a gang of five dhampirs because why not?

>>65185 much as one must be conscious of the difference between elf and elf(monster) so too must one be mindful of dhampir and dhampir(fallen)

>>65184 I would enjoy caring for my wife's monsterous parts. From the wings to the claws to the tail. She is a magnificent dork, and deserves to be pampered for her cooking.

>>65185 >>65187 Imagine getting raped by a chuuni/tomboy dork like a dhampir of all monsters. Horrific end.

>>65189 POMF "What are we going to do on the bed, Miss Dhampir?"

>>65179 the bottom heavy wendi always walks a little funny after getting meat from Anon.

>>65189 she had to suck out all the venom after i got bite by a vampire

>>65189 >Teasing dhamp hand job from behind while she nibbles your ear stupid sexy sweaty dhamp

It's already the 29th and we only have one story submitted. Do you need more time to finish up? I don't want for a bunch of stories to end up hastily made in the last 2 days. Do you need an extension of the deadline?

>>65195 that would be helpful. procrastination + holiday business did not make a good combo

>>65195 Sounds good seeing as there is only one submission.

Vampires are the evolutionary deadline, dhampirs are the future. >[Vampire] "I have to be extra careful with my mate, you know, he has to be of sufficent social status, wield agreeable amounts of power and wealth, etc etc etc." >[Dhampir] "Hey there, cutie~ Wanna spend this evening together?" [Vampire population increase: 0] [Dhampir population increase: +1] >[Stupid ass vampire] "Just a little bit more while this servant of mine finally matures... *proceed to blood sucking*" >[Dhampir] "Hey honey, remember how you've got banged by Mary and Rosa? Susie, their friend, wants into action~" [Anon Incognitus] "Doggamnit, that would be the EIGHTH friend of yours..." [Vampire population increase: 0] [Dhampir population increase: +8] (somewhere else) [Another vampire] "Ugh... this guy's just a commoner... *pulls out a calculator* let's see, at a nominal bloodsucking rate of twice a week, he's gonna incubize in 5 to 12 months in average..." [Dhampir] "Hey cutie, we're having a slumber party~ We're gonna be playing Unreal Tournament and other cool games, every time a team loses, they get fucked by the winners~" [Anon Incognitus] "Doggammit, I'm the only guy at your party, have mercy!" [Vampire population increase: 0] [Dhampir population increase: +25]

>>65198 https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?t=47

>>65195 > I don't want for a bunch of stories to end up hastily made in the last 2 days. Uhh, I was just gonna whip up something kinda silly and light, since I didn't have a lot of time and I wanted to try something short, is that... not in the spirit of this?

(somewhere else) [Delilah von Kempen] "There you are serf, three and a half years of relentless bloodsucking on you..." [Random dhampir] "HA HA GET LOST *launches the stupid vampire bitch into high troposphere with a bottom kick*" [Anon Incognitus] "Oh shit, thank you very much..." [Dhampir] "You can't put thanks in my pussy, now shut up and follow me. Oh and I have five more sisters, just for kicks." [Vampire population increase: 0] [Dhampir population increase: +136] (somewhere in Cissylvania) [Announcer] "Today is a sad day, our most respected vampiress Ms. Dracula have finally passed away after being stupid for nearly a millenium. She didn't leave any offspring, but she has realized her mistake, said she'll do better next time when she is reborn as a dhampir." [Voice from the crowd] "Uh, what's those noises coming from everywhere?" [Announcer] "Ah that's just dhampirs fucking. They've got three anons, so they've divided into three groups and are now screwing the poor guys into complete bliss." [Vampire population increase: -1] [Dhampir population increase: +4000] >[Dragon] "Get lost." >[Vampire] "What the fuck, you aren't even a dhampir!" >[Dragon] "Yeah, and I STILL have more chance to score Incognitus' cock than you ever will. Also just as a middle finger to your face, I know like 200 single dhampirs and I', going to point them all towards Incognitus." [Anon Incognitus] "This is where I should have been screaming "WHAT THE FUCK" but, somehow I just love the idea." [Vampire population increase: Still -1 lol] [Dhampir population increase: +28770 and rising...]

>>65196 >holiday business Yeah, guessed as much. Maybe doing these at the end of the year isn't a good idea. >>65200 Yes and no. It's not a problem to write something silly and light, in fact that's a lot of people's first story. But even those stories need premeditation and planning, you aren't going to hit a 4k word limit in two days unless you are really good at it, or just tell AI to write it for you, which definitely goes against the spirit of a writing contest. You should have been at least planning and drafting the story already, which is why i announced it two months ago. I'll extend the deadline by two weeks then, if that's alright with everyone still writing.

vampires are good, maybe

>>65198 >>65201 Someone is desperate to get corrected by his vamp Mistress.

>>65203 [Vampire] "Vampires are good, maybe..." [Vampire] "Hey, don't look at me like that! Even I'm not sure myself. I mean, we kinda suck"

>>65202 Sorry, this is Peny, after I said I wouldn't do anything, I reconsidered since at the time 4~ days was doable, so I was just gonna go a cheesy oneshot, because I wanted to challenge myself to finish something in under 5k, but on the other hand I don't want to come off like I'm not taking this seriously and being disrespectful to other people. I've not joined one of these before so idk

>>65206 Don't worry, no disrespect taken. I was speaking more generally, under the assumption you were an initiate. If you know your stuff i think you'll still benefit from not having a tight deadline breathing down your neck.

>>65206 you're super good at that writing stuff so i'm fairly sure you're overthinking the disrespectful part

>>65208 The whole thing's a chuuni larp and a pun so I'd hold off on that until you see it haha

>>65205 ms vampire creates jobs. do you have a castle to put all those werewolves, skeletons, gargoyles and ronin maids?

>>65195 How are submissions handled? Just post ITT and say what it is?

>>65210 (Launches Starbound) Wait a minute, give me three hours and you'll have a nice castle full of tenants....

>>65202 > I'll extend the deadline by two weeks then, if that's alright with everyone still writing. Sounds good

>>65211 Submit it here or in the writer's thread. Make sure you put [FC26] on the title. All the info is here. >>50063

>>65202 I think one week extension would be enough since the deadline has been pretty long already, Two is more than plenty. >>65206 Silly joke story would be fine even if you were a beginner. You do have experience, so I'm sure you can whip up something people will enjoy in that time.

>>65214 funny enough i was about to ask how to submit. Mine is nearly done, i'm just keeping hold of it like a goblin to re-read and modify it until the deadline.

>Manticore writes you a threatening rape letter >IN HER SPINE VENOM >it's not very legible

>>65217 Cute, I will send her a schyzo letter written with cum

>>65218 >Miss core why are you licking the paper

>>65219 I thought about liking the venom but I hate paper, it's not good.

Are there any other long, good fics like Journey of the Magi? I want something big to read

>>65220 Licking* Manticore are smoothing my brain.

>>65195 >>65202 >Two week extension Thanks Contest-Anon, this is very much appreciated. My initial idea needs more room to breathe than the 10k cap allows (might be why I wrongly thought 20k was the cap), so I'm temporarily shelving that and going with my second idea.

>>65222 Good. A smooth brain is more receptive to the manticore's deep chuffs, bean skull massages and face licking.

>>65224 It's bad for my job; I need to straighten up

>>65225 The perils of having a core housewife.

>>65226 >core housewife H O T

>>65157 careful with that, that's how you catch alpitis >>65217 I locate and headpat the manticore her move

>>65228 you must marry her now. you pet the core you kiss the core.

>>65229 ok I will do it

>>65228 >I locate and headpat the manticore Anon, you can't take a manticore's headpat virginity like that! IT IS LEWD.

>>65231 NTA but why is it forbidden if it feels so good?

>>65231 she should have picked on someone else if she didn't want someone like me coming after her now it's over. I'm gonna poke her beans and squish her cheeks too >>65232 I smooch the inside of the tail

>>65234 Manti's tail lover?

>>65235 I could be, if that's what fate decides for me

>>65232 Just bring a spoon to school. She won't bother you ever again.

>>65234 >I smooch the inside of the tail <COUNTER!! >mantibully did not expect anon to take advantage of the situation >quickly turns into a drooling mess from having her most vulnerable parts caressed >all her friends she tried to impress are now laughing at her and taking pictures while she's spazzing out from critical pleasure overload

>>65238 It should’ve been me spazzing out in pleasure from the caress of manticore tail pussy, the lewdness of the act and the brain melting tail pussy musk.

>>65238 that'll learn 'er and I'll do it again I'll only let her win when we're in private

>>65237 <Do you need a spoon? No, what for? <so you could eat my tail.

>>65201 Holy shit, dude. That was good.

Core bully and her Yeti sidekick ganging up on you

normally not into shoggoth beyond visually but y'know

>>65245 <ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>>65243 >>65244 Why a yeti? They are noble creatures

>>65245 this one is more coherent than most of the comics i've seen from that artist

I want to fight a core on extra hard difficulty >size debuff >sensitivity debuff >level 1 cap >sweat and pheromone buff >speed buff >rape buff >hunger buff >intelligence buff >advanced knowledge of my kinks

>>65247 ms core is a bad influence >>65249 she needs all that to win in the first place

>>65250 NTA but the last bit is an auto lose for her

Yetis are dangerous creatures and they can adapt to every climate, you can't escape from them So if a Yeti gets interested in you just surrender

>>65249 >Core minding her own business >Suddenly, she feels sweatier, even though she recently showered >Her stomach growls, even though she just ate >Her constant, simmering desire to mate grows into a roaring flame >She feels her mind clear of all obstacles >And she’s never felt so fit and able in her life >Wait, who is that at the cave entrance? >Who is this tiny man? >Why is he so low levelled in monster country? >Why is he rolling around like a lunatic? >And why does she know he’s into handholding?!?

>>65249 Pretty hardcore

fate has decided that a vanilla-loving consent-respecting softhearted hugslut manticore that thinks every day about holding hands and dating boys is to be paired with the most "I want her to destroy me. I want her to hold me down and break me apart. reduce me to atoms. turn me into a pile of raped goo. just completely end my life and turn me into a sex slave" anon there is

>>65147 Seeing Aurochs of Kemono Friends be posted here feels encouraging that perhaps more cows can be posted than just the MGE ones to get around the scarcity of fanart. But yes, mod, I know this is an exception.

>>65257 cows are welcome. i don't find things to be as strict as you're imagining

>>65257 >the scarcity of fanart. Huh? >Holstaur:616 files >Minotaur:170 files What the fuck are you talking about? Also posting general fanart isn't forbidden. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>65257 Friends are honorary monstergirls, with their lewd bodies and animalistic tendencies we both know they were made for doing the "Discovery channel special". Especially the extinct ones

>>65257 Friends have always been allowed, so far the only forbidden thing I've seen to the point of getting banned by only mentioning it is Warhammer

>>65261 >getting banned by only mentioning it Bans are rare here, the only ones I know of are permas for mick and breathtard/soyjak spammer. As for dorkhammer, the backlash only happens if you try to do WHxMGE crossovers which is a horrible fucking idea and anons rightfully try to curb it.

>>65261 Good, warhammerfags shoukd be shot on sight and their bodies hanged from the rafters as an example

>>65245 Wait, so she's a reverse night gaunt? >That moment of realization when you understand that was always basically her thing >Or rather, a night gaunt was always a reverse shog Huh.

>>65261 hamwarmer is the most boring miniatures game you can pick tbh any Anubis worth her beans will know and understand that Gaslands is the superior miniatures wargame of choice. The post apocalyptic aesthetic of wasteland raiders in steel chariots reminds her of her desert homeland, a memento she really needs to get her through another week of corporate bullshittery at Big City Corp.

>>65265 >hamwarmer I got hired for that job one winter. Da Horde wasn't equipped for the cold.

>>65244 >kissed, caressed, and gently hugged by a warm yeti <brain melted by nonstop smooth but fast 'corejob Paired with gashiwataex-san's love for drawing fat women, the softness of these two and the abilities of their species could melt an anon with effectiveness only a lobotomy is capable of but without the harmful effects. >>65252 Do the yetis of hot climates have cooling hugs? I could certainly imagine their white fur reflects the heat while mamono mana generates an icy cold within their fur.

>>65261 >forbidden thing I've seen to the point of getting banned Nobody has gotten banned for it i don't know where you got that. >>65262 It's a single sperg that lashes out every time over random stuff. If warhammer isn't your thing, whatever, but don't try to gatekeep it if other anons enjoy talking about it.

>When the portals open, they open to the WARHAMMER Universe >Mamono mana floods into it >Emprah-chan is resurrected as a sexy lil gote, and the Human Empire becomes a brand-new Sabbath branch >She only needs 1 more psyker sacrifice to make it permanent... >Anon.

>>65244 Draining my seed, my stress and giving birth to my babies without my consent isn't bullying

>>65271 >Draining my seed FARMERS FEAR HER!

Imagine being a farmer, or other order labourer, and know almost nothing about anything outside your village and your work. That’d make the monsters far scarier. No wonder cores are so scary.

>>65273 he fears the greenworm a lot more but she'll pay for the damages to his field (with sex)

>>65274 Greenworms can tell you whether or not your crop is delicious, and it's a free service.

>>65271 Just fake distress and enjoy the ride

>>65271 Have you seen the girls from Ijirare Fukushuu Saimin? Well the bullying they do under hypnosis is normal bullying for monster gals

>>65276 >fake distress realizing only now that I would not be fun to rape how do I cope with this if I struggle to emote at all about anything I have to turn in my monstergirl bait card

>>65277 But that ended in a triple marriage and I'm not into polygamy

>>65279 Based

>>65278 There are monsters that would like a kuu bf. Bullying type in particular would be determined to get a reaction out of you after she figures out what your deal is.

>>65279 Well just get one girl to bully you, no friends, no minions or goons, just a single bully

>>65278 you just have to find a weirder and freakier monster is all

>>65281 Or a bully that would use all techniques, all of her holes and all kinds of pleasures known to try to have a reaction our of you

>>65281 it'd be interesting watching a monster flip through a variety of seduction tactics as she tries to "solve" you

>>65277 >Ijirare Fukushuu Saimin with monsters That's my dream scenario

>>65286 Meh, too much tsundere and not enough brown tomboy

>>65285 >Monstergirl has you tied down and is attempting to woo you >A wild cheshire appears! >Starts offering "advice" >Both you and the monstergirl sigh.

>>65288 I like >extremely impressionable and determined mamono >but ENTIRELY clueless >cheshire sidekick keeps giving her horrible advice just to watch you squirm >it's like she's looking into your mind to know exactly what you don't like >earnest mamono buys it EVERY TIME >but she just really wants to please you >cheshire sidekick has convinced her that "he doesn't know what he wants, mamono always know best"

Anon is just a slide puzzle. You just slide your paw under his shirt and then slide your tongue into his mouth and then

>>65290 You need to stop leaking out Anons weaknesses for all the Cupids to read.

I have just realised how MASSIVE a disadvantage certain monsters are because they don’t have paws or beans, or even claws as a consolation prize. Shocking.

>>65293 ms ogre has other advantages like just being able to hold you still and smooch you

>>65294 Just cause she’s bigger than me and stronger than me and greener than me doesn’t mean she can just manhandle me. Right?

>>65295 >bigger she's only like 5'5 but yes it does mean that

>>65259 Pixiv and gelbooru, my main sources for fanart, have a good handful of images for MGE holstaurs but certainly not that amount and I assume most of what has been made has already been posted. As for the fanart topic: I had assumed things had to strictly be for MGE but I see that is not the case. >>65258 >>65260 >>65261 Noted and thank you for informing me. I had posts get deleted by mods from here in the past so I had assumed things were more strict than they really were but now I am better understanding what is and is not allowed. Thank you for clarifying. I am happy that friends are allowed. Mo23 and gnzake my favorite KF artists. I want to be the little one that accidentally pets a holstein or yak the wrong way at the petting zoo and then gets violated and force fed breast milk.

>>65297 >Pixiv and gelbooru, my main sources for fanart, have a good handful of images for MGE holstaurs We have a curated archive for all MGE images. Link is in the OP, along with several more useful links, like the story archive. https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE

>>65301 It's like the devil on your shoulder, except only for bad advice.

>>65301 >hidden text behind the drawing ENHANCE!

>*blink* >naked cheshire mooning you with her fat ass >*blink* >she's gone, like she was never even there >*blink* >naked cheshire rubbing her paws over her washboard chest >*blink* >she's gone, like she was never even there >*blink* >naked chesh doing 6 7 >*blink* >she's gone, like she was never even there

>>65301 >>65302 >the little angel and devil don't show up >it's just a chesh

>>65305 >all the devils are chesh >all the angels are chesh >god is a chesh

>>65306 >god is chesh, and we have pet her

>>65307 The creation of Adam but its anon touching cheshires ears

>>65308 i still feel like bean poking would be more poignant and aspirational

>>65301 this creature's smugness mocks me

>>65309 you're right. how could i be such a fool. immortalise this moment in every chapel.

This Cheshire worship is getting out of hand. Who knows what could happen if one of them ends up a minor deity? Cheshires are fundamentally NOT SUITED to that kind of power!

when it comes down to it, everything's a chesh ogres? green angry cheshes mersharks? wet cheshes hellhounds? hot cheshes you and me? human cheshes the earth we walk on is just one great big cheshire the internet is a series of cheshes it's all cheshires. all of it

stop this at once. chesh is not god. im sure of it, or let the true lord turn me into chesh panties.

>>65315 >Anon turns into a giant squid >excited_cheshire_sounds.wav

>>65303 LN already gave tribute to squirrels earlier, don't make them stalk him more. >>65313 >hellhounds? hot cheshes That implies normal ones aren't hot.

>>65315 if she's not she should be. I'd vote for her >>65317 obviously I mean like temperature hot our Lord and Savior In Grape is obviously very attractive

>>65296 >she's only like 5'5 Every day i curse the japanese

>>65318 I'd go to church if this was the god and also I was fucking her.

>>65315 no, you're supposed to worship cats. it's a thing and it's fine and you shouldn't question it

Druella is FLAT! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

>>65322 no wonder she's still single

>>65323 it's unclear if any lim besides the DL has scored

>>65268 >Do the yetis of hot climates have cooling hugs? I could certainly imagine their white fur reflects the heat while mamono mana generates an icy cold within their fur. Yetis are built to save lives in whatever climate they live in - in snowy regions they have warming hugs, and in desert regions they have cooling hugs

>>65321 Undead cats > the other cats

>>65324 they definitely haven't. you can tell because their profile is the MOST overcompensating profile of all

>>65326 takes a lot of extra work too with those 9 lives and all

>>65327 Well, to be clear, most lims are hideously ugly. Except for this gal, who I unironically would.

danger

Imma do it. I'm going to pick up my adventuring gear again, take to the road, and go out to claim unique breeds of holstaur for my dairy! Mostly because the current girl is lonely.

>>65331 GET A SPIDER ONE!

Matching collars with the houndwife

>>65332 >"I am returned!" >This short, timid looking holst steps out from where she was resting in the field to see her farmer in his adventuring gear with.... >"....Farmer Anon, why do you have a spider?" >"Ah! This is not a mere 'spider'" Anon says, wagging a finger "This is the rare zipanguise arachne holstaur. A certified cow of unique properties and strength not found elsewhere in the world!" >As he's saying this the bound Ushi-oni is looking around in confusion as, at first, she thought the man had been joking about taking her to a farm but he has, honest to goodness, been telling the truth. >The holstaur still doesn't seem quite certain. >"Uh, Farmer Anon, who told you that?" >"This small shop keeper who told me a great font of milk could be found within the deepest mountains! She seemed quite shocked when I returned to pay her for the information upon the hunt's success!" >With little more to do, Anon just sets the ushi-oni down, undoes her bindings and tells the girls to rest up, he'll be there to milk them in an hour and then make dinner. >The Ushi looks down at the holst. >"So...uh....hi? So are you-" >"Yes I'm a dairy cow."

>>65334 I give this post 4/4! It's udderly fantastic!

After admitting that the earth humans were irredeemably full of shit, by observing their culture and behavior, the monsters on the other side held a summit. The exact details are top secret but, the ultimate conclusion was, "Just kill all those motherfuckers. Leave the few good ones alive and have ultra-amazing sex with them and the rest go straight into incinerator." "But Ilassa, we were supposed to be the human-loving creatures..." "Yeah, that's assuming the humanity is a fundamentally good species. They aren't. Admit it, we only need about 50000 humans on the whole earth, and we'll have more than that. Also I'm fixing the gender balance and making it like 1 guy: 100 girls. Commencing utopia..."

Contest story done! Trying on Wonderland for size. Thank you for hosting it. Boning in a Corset https://archiveofourown.org/works/76579516 Boning: rigid spines sewn into a garment to support its structure. Ever wondered what getting a monster makeover would be like? Wonderland is also a land for wondering.

>>65301 >>65302 >>65305 >sorry kid, they couldn't make it... >...so you got an upgrade~

>>65288 >Have a hot steamy three some with a chesh.

>>65340 What do you mean they couldn't make it? That's definitely an angel.

>>65262 I will die on the hill that a Bloodthirster of Khorne as a monster girl is just a weird fusion of a Redcap and Salamander since there's nothing more romantic than battling your husband for his sticky red mana.

>>65339 I really like the tone, but to be honest it's a little hard to follow what's going on. So basically a perfect wonderland story, I guess

>>65198 >>65201 Man, THE best shit outta here. Automatic kudos.

>>65262 Care to enlighten me, what's so bad about the idea of monsterizing the whole wh40k universe?

>>65346 Not him but one issue I see is people try and cling towards the more grimdark aspects of it. When really you should just go whole ham into the lewd aspects and not try to keep it dark.

>>65347 Same thing with soulsbourne. They're kino settings, and you can take girls out of it, you just can't really put the girls into it, the DNA is too different

>>65346 Because a somewhat perverse noblebright clashes something fierce with grimdark even before trying to get into the particulars of it. Like, do chaos corrupted humans get monsterized? Do servitors and machine spirits despite all being technically human? Xenos like orks lose literally all their unique qualities if they do and thats before the fact that they're uniquely resistant to such kinds of fuckery. How do you integrate the very, very high tech stuff that's only in the background of the setting because the foreground is simply that terrible? Warhammer fantasy would be better and even then its too much to quibble over for not enough payoff and ruins the internal story of the host setting and its characters unless delivered at precisely the correct moment. The setting has to at least be Noble to begin with for it to work out in a way that's fun instead of just invalidating the mechanics of one setting or the other.

>>65349 >The setting has to at least be Noble to begin with for it to work out in a way that's fun instead of just invalidating the mechanics of one setting or the other. counterargument darkest dungeon

>>65349 You're over thinking it, and this is the real problem with blending these settings. The best way to engage with a MGE warhammer crossover is to just 34 and 63 everything, but that leaves fans of warhammer, fans like you, deeply dissatisfied because, rightly, what you engage in with the setting is its rich lore, not a cheap palette swap. It's jut not worth going into the particulars because there's no way to honour both.

>>65350 If you remove the Ancestor things aren't even a quarter as fucked up as they are. Besides, if not for Red Hook hating its playerbase the entire point is that your team of dudes, despite getting irrevocably fucked up in the end, do end up winning and sealing away the darkness. They sell their lives to do it but the actions they take in the end do matter and do make things better.

>>65349 >Xenos like orks lose literally all their unique qualities if they do >unique qualities they lose Such as?

>>65352 I mean I'm assuming when you MGE-ize a setting you take it as is and insert MGE into it, not rewind history and make it so it was always MGE and so the ancestor never would have done anything fucked up and sure there's SOME hope in it I GUESS but it's by and large a doomed setting. you temporarily set back the end, but it will always come back. there's nobility in the struggle but I don't think that makes it a non-grimdark setting

Reminder that Angel wings are soft and not something you should molest, but rather appreciate with your body heat.

>>65355 >Angels begone orderite schum

>>65330 You cannot fool me, Baph. I know you intend to post a nice image and label them as a threat but I am too clever for your wicked wiles. I shall throw myself towards the very trustworthy dairy cow and touch her fluffy ears and your eternally seething washboard order built of stick-like chuuni children cannot stop me!!

>>65356 bratty heretic... needs shotafication correction...

>>65358 You can shota-ify me and then I go on a quest of screwing dark mage beauties.

the wurm who lives around your home all she does is headbutt or koolaid man through the walls or burrow through the floor to offer unsolicited wisdom whenever you're struggling with something the wisdom is always wrong she has already claimed you as her husband and all the other mamono know to stay away, but the only contact you've ever had with her was when she managed to break through the ceiling of your room to headpat you one time for figuring something out on your own, before burrowing away through the floor you spend thousands on drywall each month the wurm

>>65353 >>unique qualities they lose Such as punching each other's teeth out for money, such as shooting snotlings out of a gun, such as screaming blood and thunder before running into the most horrifying battlefields to ever exist and having the time of their lives doing so. If its not driving its trukk into the mouth of madness its not orky They're built like gorillas, spawn out of spores that grew underground, and live for violence both ultra and comedic; swapping the violence for sex and having them be built like bombshells removes the bits that make them fun in the setting. >>65354 >not rewind history and make it so it was always MGE Yes but i'm saying is that the setting is kind of dark but its not half as terrible if not for one absolute mad lad making everything even darker for no reason (as far as i remember). Noble and grim is a different axis from Bright and dark.

>>65361 That's your opinion, man. I can actually see at least three ways of monsterizing them into something actually fun.

>>65360 Anon, if she broke through your CEILING, a thing that is ABOVE you, are you 100% sure this is a wurm? She could be a strange Ryu.

>>65361 >Such as punching each other's teeth out for money, such as shooting snotlings out of a gun, such as screaming blood and thunder before running into the most horrifying battlefields to ever exist and having the time of their lives doing so. If its not driving its trukk into the mouth of madness its not orky >They're built like gorillas, spawn out of spores that grew underground, and live for violence both ultra and comedic; swapping the violence for sex and having them be built like bombshells removes the bits that make them fun in the setting. But enough about ogres

>>65363 do not question the wurm, lest the wurm question you

>>65363 Wurm jump good.

>>65363 Wait, I wouldn't mind a strange ryu either...

is there any proof that ryus aren't just strange wurms? wurms that simply forgot they don't know how to control the weather? I think it's pretty obvious. ryu temples are just another danuki moneygrabbing scheme. "oh come look at our silly forgetful wurm, she's totally a unique species" I see right through you

>>65368 Maybe wurms didn't forget how to control the weather. Maybe they're just not that into it since they're mostly underground now. Who cares if it's raining on the surface when you're 30 meters underground chatting up a family of cave beavers.

>>65347 >Put a dreadnought in mge and heal him Would work as a story, maybe not a good one but if was skilled enough I would tried >>65301 >>65340 The holy advisor said so

>>65369 I'd believe it because I've seen it ms wurm's smile turned a cloudy day into sunshine and rainbows maybe ryus aren't so special after all...

>>65371 Somewhere in Zipangu, a Ryu create a tsunami of tears because of your post.

>>65321 Are zombie kots twice as lazy or extremely active?

>>65373 Doubly lazy for the most part but the midnight zoomies are like Volatiles from dying light

>>65374 Don't seems too fun if you work a day shift. Does it stay when she becomes a wight?

is it wrong of me to prefer zombies to wights I think I would be disappointed if my zombie started getting all smart on me

>>65375 The mental image of a kot wight with zoomies is a nice one. >Mansion staff hate her! >Visitors hate her! >She is... >THE NIGHT WIGHT! >And she definitely didn't knock over that vase. Not sure how that happened, really.

>>65375 >catwight prepare for the doubleclaw

>>65376 >I think I would be disappointed if my zombie started getting all smart on me I find that hard to believe. For instance, imagine a scenario where you vent to your wife. Even if she doesn't really say anything, would you really be disappointed if instead of just hugging you with a glassy gaze because she doesn't really gets it but knows you need a hug, she hugged you with a gaze of true comprehension and knows why you need a hug? Methinks you just don't want an overly social hoity toity upper glass gall.

>>65379 NTA, but that's basically my issue with wights--they're always depicted as aristocrats with mansions. I love me a smart lady, but I don't want to deal with nobles or rich people.

>>65379 that is probably more accurate. I am a simple asocial lowborn man and I kinda just really dislike the idea of marrying up and have never enjoyed the company of richfolk

>>65380 >>65381 I mean there's a reason they're a direct upgrade, and as funny as the notion of a "wight allowance" is where you get state mandated mansions and servants just for wighting, that's really emblematic of old money and the continuation of inter-generational wealth. At the end of the day your zombie wife is still just your zombie wife, just because she got a cognitive software update really doesn't change anything. She's not even really any prettier either, for being a wight, because with the ammount of SE you're pouring in to make it happen she's already getting more beautiful as a zombie anyway.

I forgot about the bourgeoisie part, wights aren't made for me.

>>65380 >>65381 >>65383 there might be a big market for trailer park wights

Hey it's all good you guys don't like wights, more of them will be left for me

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that not all undead nobility enjoys the upper echalons. Some prefer to work in the dark and shadowy areas where crime is rife. After all someone has to move the bodies. ....Or maybe that one ghoul is making a clever pass, one fo the two.

It's like, my zombie wife can help me with Wordle also she has ghost gloves now. RUINED >>65383 They really don't have to be tho, that's the point. For me wights (pure born, not self made) are less about wealth and more about history. Get you a girl who's living witness to the decline of every civilization to have ever mattered. The story time goes insane

>>65387 Actually, for me they're just girls who can make you feel super good with a touch of their fingers ;;;

>>65388 but enough about monstergirls

>>65388 All girls can do that, it's called oxytocin.

>>65387 the history is neat but, Idunno. I think I'd just prefer a high-functioning zombie I do like the ghost gloves but as a simpleton I like other simpletons. if she wights and she's still a simpleton that's cool. there's just some implicit weirdness where you get invited to high society and most of the profile is about how dignified they are, where my dream zombie wife is a lovable happy clumsy doofus in daisy dukes that'll keep showing me stupid tricks with her removable limbs

>>65384 Eh, I'd still imagine her as a trailer park queen bee type at least by default. I like weird introverts because I am one myself and that is my comfort zone.

>>65391 >the history is neat but, Idunno. I think I'd just prefer a high-functioning zombie ye each their own, just saying the idea they all have to be actual nobility is false. Wights are just evolved zombies at the end of the day. There's really no mould for what exactly that has to look like. I bet zipangu wights meditate on the blade under waterfalls all day, y'know. The only unifying trait among them character wise seems to be pride in their beauty because they see it as emblematic of your love. invited to high society =/= engaging with it. You'd go once because why not, laugh about how much it sucks and never go again, idk.

>don't want wights cause don't like the high society Wait until you find out about vampires, they WILL try to force you into their "high society". As a butler. Whether you like it or not.

>>65394 NTA, but I have a cunning plan to avoid that. >Arrange for a bevvy of buttlers from Wonderland, each and every one mad as a hatter >They take all the buttling jobs. >You get to chillax with an ice cold Arnold Palmer.

>>65394 I am so aggressively and coarsely lower class that there is a negative one billion percent chance that a vampire would even register my existence as anything other than a dire threat to the sanctity of her manse she'd come to visit the common folk for whatever reason and overhear one minute of my sailor mouth, witness me being out in public and wearing dirty work clothes, and observe my utter dearth of fashion sense and pick up her entire house and get it far away from me as though my mere presence is going to get dirt on it

Me personally, I just see the whole high society thing as a form of power recognition. It's good to know the names and faces of the women who could cause a zombie apocalypse on a dime and once they get together they just to happen to realize that there's nothing really worth talking about that isn't gushing about how great their hubby is. For a cinderella zombie, I think it's perfectly fine for her to be uninterested in such affairs, stay home butt naked under an oversized sweater eating pizza. You're just looking for excuses to hate because irl richfags suck ass

>>65396 Anon, you maybe SECONDS AWAY from fathering the first of many dhamps. That was an UNBELIEVABLE number of "I need to get fucked by a slutty, horny vamp" flags.

>>65397 >irl richfags suck ass Well, now I'm a little interested in richfags. Tell me more!

>>65339 On second thought let's not get a makeover in Wonderland, it is a silly place

>>65399 You're too old, unfortunately

>>65396 She can change you

>>65402 I really don't want to be though, I'm proud to be a dirtman and engaging in vampire antics would be a grand betrayal since my favorite mamono is ms werewolf and everyone knows vampires and werewolves can't get along

>>65403 Anon you have suspiciously powerful feelings towards vamp-chan and seem to have thought a bout her quite a lot. You're not exactly here posting about werewolves, are you absolutely sure you're not just being a tsundere and you want both a vamp AND a wolf?

>>65404 positive, I am just not much of a topic starter and don't like bothering people by trying to drum up conversation about a relatively unpopular mamono when I don't have much to say beyond "need werewolf wife" anyway it's an ancient rivalry and I've already picked my side

>>65396 Man, if it would work like that, I'd not have such a MASSIVE reason to hate vampires. They see you run your sailor mouth, they pick you up and drain you halfway through and then they start intensive correction through humiliation and bloodsucking.

>>65405 Based anon shitposting about vampires for the wolf pack. Interestingly there's no real connection between the two. Wasn't that just an underworld thing anyway? Far back as I recall wolves were familiars for dracula.

>>65404 Madness. What's next, marrying a cat and a dog? A birb and a fish? A sandworm and a gandharva?

>>65407 I'm just making a joke about twilight because I had to live through that garbage woofs forever though >>65406 I cannot and will not be "fixed" by some high-fallutin' upper-class hoity-toity stiff-pinky dame, because it ain't broke

>>65409 >because i ain't broke You rather explicitly are though

>>65408 Name a better combo than cheshire and jub jub

>>65411 A orc and an arachne.

>>65412 How do they compliment each other?

>>65409 >because it ain't broke Well that's why she's here, to break you into submission. Better watch your back and don't forget that flamethrower, vampires are pyrophobic

>>65411 A hellhound and a gandharva.The best heavy metal band

>>65410 I said BROKE not broke. money's the other kind of broke >>65411 cool calculating devious machiavellian villain cheshire and a second dumb goofball cheshire that only means good in spite of their differences they always work together

>>65413 >My, miss spooders, your car apace looks especially glossy today, especially your hourglass! <And don't you just look so plump! I'm going to knit you a silk sweater you barely fit into!

>>65416 >cool calculating devious machiavellian villain cheshire and a second dumb goofball cheshire that only means good >in spite of their differences they always work together Categorically inferior to a classic trickster mischief Cheshire and a jub jub straight woman who A) doesn't get it B) doesn't care C) really really wants to fuck, and that last desire is so strong is often trips the Cheshire up into just being blatantly honest about what her body wants.

>Literary reference no one will catch >Pun caused by mistaken use of homophones Please notice me, Sensei, I'm on a roll. I'm going to get docked points for the typos, though.

>>65419 Whachoo talking about, slick?

>>65418 eh, I like my chesh duo >gee, what are we gonna do tonight? <the same thing we do every night, purple. <try to rape anon >but isn't it nicer to ask for consent? xN

>>65420 >Orc and an arachne >pig and a spider >Literary reference C'mon. C'mooooon. >Anon uses "compliment" instead of "complement" >Make joke about monsters praising each other After all the people pretending to mishear each other through text, I imagine a learncow would really appreciate that last one.

>>65422 NTA , but I am the original anon, I caught the charlotte's web reference, honestly, I didn't even realize that was a homophone. I am embarrassed

>>65422 Ah yes, of course! This is a reference to the classic Simpsons movie and the evergreen joke of Spiderpig! Which is itself a reference to the 1960s Spider-Man cartoon! It's a Russian nesting doll of intertextualiy, please consult the graph!

>>65421 actually this is a missed opportunity for the pinky chesh to just be an eros chesh and I've failed myself but I am also sitting here imagining their misadventurous episodic attempts at bagging their desired man as he treks through wonderland so at least there's that

>>65414 Why do you want to force werewolf anon with a vamp?

>>65427 vampires are related to wolves

This is the only bloodsucker I would like and it's still a downgrade to the normal purple cat

>>65400 Don't steal my character's epic reference humor!

>>65155 >First they served us when we were evil. >Now they serve us because we are cute! >Sisters. Imagine what we could accomplish if we were cute AND evil. >idiot, you can't push the humans that far. look at the wyvern stables if you want to see where that leads.

>>65434 this one's good

Transmigrating as the Heavenly Demon... Was the Heavenly Demon Sword Always This Cute?!

>>65155 oh I remember that one, how does one get shipped to a dragonian boarding school?

>>65432 >look in the stable >lots of eggs

What are your plans in a "the portals open and mamono spill into our world" scenario My current ones are: A: >Find Pyrow. >"Take me to your leader" >Secure Balrog wife B: >Find cupid >"Please point me in the direction of (and escort me to) the nearest Balrog" >Secure Balrog wife. Accepting suggestions for more backup plans. Currently allocating 2 pockets to pocket sand to ensure contact with the aforementioned mamono.

>>65432 >wyvern stables Excuse you, my house is not a wyvern stable, it's a wyvern roost

>>65432 What's a CC malef? A cute evil pet?

>>65440 Does fate protect?

>>65443 I hope so. If not, the sand will.

>>65440 Fight my way through so i can chastise druella Then let random succ/ushi who was watching accompany me home where i pass out from exhaustion because holy shit trying to sumo an ogre/oni is a terrible decision that or get raped trying

>>65444 I would grab my revolver, just in case.

>>65440 I fortify my incel ubertism L rizz to be as strong as possible, so strong not even the clumsiest of anime MCs could rival my woman repelling abilities, and use this as my defense against other mamono while I journey out in search of the kindest, most relaxing, oldest, mommiest, and moderately fat Holstaur around at which point I switch my charisma back on and ask her out. It may take a while to find one who I would be compatible with but such matters will be accounted for as I will practice social interactions in private each day so I don't fumble the hag cow of my dreams.

>>65447 >rizz Claimed by bimbo-gyaru mix Pyrow with massive cow tits

>>65440 Nothing. There are 4 billion men on earth. The invading party would run out of single mamono before I would finish drinking my second can of beer

>>65449 The answer is Complete. Global. (mamonomana) Saturation.

>>65450 So I would be targeted by 3dpds. Ewwwww.

>>65451 Anon... I... mamomo all technically become 3DPD the moment they step into our 3D space

>>65451 This, pure blood are a must

>>65452 Not necessarily, they might become flatlander women sort-of. Multidimensional things which do not correspond to the 3 dimensions of this shit world. Alternatively they'll become like Koikatsu models, all 3D but none of the h*man woman shittiness

>>65438 scholarship from excellent grades and extensive draconic heritage

>>65087 Journeying to the nearest volcano in an effort to find someone with a completely unbiased opinion on how I should deal with my latent pyromania, and will not at all act as an enabler in any way >>65449 Bicorn please

>>65454 >unironic 3D bad This is how you end up with a shitposter chesh that makes herself 2D for (You). Just don't ask how sex is going to work.

>>65457 By the time I'll be targeted by a chesh mamono I'll develop interstellar drive engines and fly to Terelyi, a planet like 100 light years away from earth, and settle down among humanoid all-female native species with a talent for sorcery and tech.

>>65449 Just like an alien invasion movie, all portals appear in the first world except for special exceptions and at least a sixth of that is far too young or romantically entangled.

>>65440 Wait for : >a chesh to pop up on my lap >and a kiki to knock on my door >and/or a bunyip to infiltrate my bedroom >and/or a manticore to land on my lap with the chesh Get a job and house on the other side of the portal Bring my family with me little by little

Just woke up and what happened to this thread last night? This is what happens when you try to rationalize with warhammerfags, and the following discussion is what happens when you don't kick then out

>>65463 A mild conversation occurs for about dozen posts then moves on?

>Just woke up and I'm here to stir shit again Good morning Chesh-chan I hope you slept well.

>>65465 >and I'm here to stir shit again That's a rather unsavory way to say you're about to sodomize your wife

>>65467 That kinda changes the context and implication behind "Good morning Chesh-chan I hope you slept well." No? People don't alice post enough somnophilia is hot.

>>65472 >alice post You mean dormouse post?

>>65473 I habu dishour muh famury

>Anon called Alistair ends up in wonderland >he is alis(tair) in wonderland

>>65456 Chicken butt.

>>65477 spicy chicken wing

>>65478 flame grilled chicken breasts

BOILED GOOSE

>>65480 that's just a harpy in a hot spring

>>65482 Not for me it isn't...

>>65198 >>65201 >>65224 god damn

>>65485 My guess is Doomer.

>>65482 >though

>>65485 Well in order to exist she kinda has to die and then spend millennia alone, so... the very notion kinda makes me feel like a piece of shit. Theoretically I could meet her earlier on, but then she'd not really be her. y'know?

Cheshcial Education

>>65487 he did not say anything wrong, though and you bullied him into deleting his post, now I'm going to randomly finish my sentences with though

>>65488 >I'm saving myself. >For marriage? >For when you die and get dumb and horny.

>>65452 I can live with that.

What is it about kunoichis that makes them so maledom-able? Not even in a rough and demeaning way necessarily, but simply making her lose that attitude and cease any attempts at looking like femme fatale. No other monster makes me feel like that, not even kikimoras who are literally perfectly optimized to be dommed.

SEX WITH CATS

>>65493 sex with sexy ninja lady who's wearing form-fitting clothes. i think

>>65494 What's your favourite kot?

>>65496 the big one

>>65497 Jinko, ocelomeh, buff werecats and manticore?

>>65498 griffon too

So I went to see the new Avatar movie and now I want a pyromaniac Ocelomeh shaman gf

>>65499 Forgot about them, I always think about them as eagle before lion >>65500 t. Conquistador

>>65496 UR MOM

>>65502 LN is going mad, based

>>65502 Stop doodling in your text books!

>>65505 Purrjob, must be so good

>>65506 +scratchy tongue going to be overstimulating as hell

>>65507 Works both way when you scratch her ears during the purrjob. It's an infinite virtuous loop

>kot laughs at doggo for reverting to almost regular animal mind when master slathers his cock in peanut butter >until he whips out the catnip-infused lube

>>65506 >>65507 The pic in >>65505 is a MOUSE.

>>65340 >the same chesh gives both the good and bad advice

>>65502 I would like to have a Chesh like that only to have the pleasure to hear her squirm and lose her shit when I demolish her asshole in retribution

>>65510 >is a MOUSE. It's a g*cha cat

>>65513 Dang it, got fooled

>>65514 Not only does she not look like a mouse, you could have just reverse searched it.

>>65515 NTA but saucenao generally doesn't work on cropped images

Called a white horn a moose with caboose. I feel bad.

Why do people like >>65512 want to demolish chesh assholes? Cheshires are totes adorbs kitties and deserve ear scritches and love and brush time and cuddlez.

>>65517 Don't feel too bad. Whitehorns know what it means when you point out they got that dump truck booty.

>>65517 Make sure you have calcium and magnesium supplements at home.

>>65379 >>65380 >>65383 The way I see it there are three main subtypes of Wights >the high society profile girl >noble and majestic female knight (think the big titty lancer Artoria from Fate as an example to see what I mean) >bitchy loli princess >added bonus: level 1 loli version of the second type >>65393 >I bet zipangu wights meditate on the blade under waterfalls all day, y'know. The only unifying trait among them character wise seems to be pride in their beauty because they see it as emblematic of your love. The Zipangu Wight sounds incredible, I wonder if any Ochis get jealous.

>>65521 That makes sense. Too bad my ideal wight's more like (pic related).

>>65495 Having sex with ninja ladies is VERY irresponsible and is against several international laws. For your own safety, do NOT sex the ninjas, do not approach ninjas or you will be put on government watchlist.

>>65520 W-what?

>>65521 >think the big titty lancer Artoria from Fate She also has a majestic cape.

DIRTY DEEDS DONE WITH SHEEP

>>65524 Eisen Magnesium Carbohydrat, Protein A, B, C, D Vitamin

>>65526 Dirty sheep done dirt cheap?

>>65526 >Portal spits out a Weresheep in Wales >Weresheep: [Chuckles] I'm in danger

Stop doing sheep.

>>65529 lmao. A+. I genuinely laughed out loud. I award you 1 Cheshire sticker and 10 Good Boy Points.

Baby I’m baa-d. B-b-b-baa-d.

>>65524 She's going to grind your hips to dust and suck out every drop of cum with her horsepussy as a punishment/reward for calling her "moose with caboose".

>>65521 I disagree with your assertion that the high society profile and the bitchy loli are separate subtypes. These can be lumped into blue blood wights. I agree that the majestic female knight should be a second subtype for the hero clause - this would include heroes of all stripes and shapes, i.e aforementioned zipangu wight. But also, Elven ranger wight, desert assassin wight, mist continent daoist wight, viking barrow wight. The third archetype, I believe, is the Nouveau wight, this third wight is the newly born wight. Whilst most fresh wights will naturally drift to one of the two primary archetypes, fitting their personalities, this third type of wight stays as they are. Typically more temporally aware, more casual, more likely to keep up with the times, and difficult to distinguish from the average modern monster.

>>65533 Oh. Oh dear. Oh dearie rear on me.

>>65534 >I disagree with your assertion that the high society profile and the bitchy loli You can be a bitch and poor, so those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

>>65536 >bitchy loli princess poor?

>>65521 but which one gives the best ojou laugh?

>>65493 >What is it about kunoichis that makes them so maledom-able? Because they're made for catching them in lewd rope traps, or defeating in a pitched ninja battle over rooftops that the people and guards in the buildings and streets below didn't even notice, or lewding your younger student or underling. >>65534 >I disagree with your assertion that the high society profile and the bitchy loli are separate subtypes. These can be lumped into blue blood wights Yeah that does make a fair amount of sense, I do think the bitchy loli is more or less a young form of the charismatic and playful profile-type girl. >I agree that the majestic female knight should be a second subtype for the hero clause - this would include heroes of all stripes and shapes, i.e aforementioned zipangu wight. But also, Elven ranger wight, desert assassin wight, mist continent daoist wight, viking barrow wight. I actually didn't fully remember the former hero thing, I think it's actually two distinct subtypes of that still. First the more general various hero types like you mentioned, and second the elegant noble knight type that includes my previous example and the Zipangu Wight since that just feels very specifically fit for the race more than other heroic "classes".

>>65537 Yeah, sorry the other anon didn't quote the princess part. I'm not wrong though. I'm just saying high society wight=/=bitchy, the bitchy loli archetype stands on its own.

>>65540 >I'm just saying high society wight=/=bitchy, the bitchy loli archetype stands on its own. One holds hands with the other, the bitchy loli just doesn't have the life experience to understand and appreciate the nobility of her station, but what you say is correct, there's no need to force one into the other. >>65539 >I do think the bitchy loli is more or less a young form of the charismatic and playful profile-type girl. Yeah, personally that's how I imagine it too. >I actually didn't fully remember the former hero thing, I think it's actually two distinct subtypes of that still. First the more general various hero types like you mentioned, and second the elegant noble knight type that includes my previous example and the Zipangu Wight since that just feels very specifically fit for the race more than other heroic "classes". Truly, the different species of wight are very fascinating and very much deserving of all their spotlight. I see what you mean though, there's a difference between just being a "hero" and being a noble warrior upholding chivalry/bushido

>>65538 Wurm

>>65542 Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>>65532 Singing Goats, trying to lure men like Mermaids do

>>65543 Did you know the creeping coins are silver in the mist continent? Creeping coins have to worry about where they go. They might be debased by the locals.

>>65539 >defeating in a pitched ninja battle over rooftops Mmm, passionate afterfight lovemaking on the roof. I suppose for the drama it also must be a full moon or something.

>>65515 No, fooled by gachaslop, I never thought it was a mouse

>>65521 And none are appealing to my personal taste

>>65545 I want to have a dairy factory with a herd of Baphos

>>65440 fill a cooler with beer and start grilling the one for me will be drawn by the smell

>>65258 Anyone have any idea of what's being said in the fourth image?

>>65553 1: don't bother wearing clothes 2: don't bother fighting back 3: don't bother bringing money 4: have fun! 5: if you see a purple cat you should leave actually

>>65553 Do not poop in the pool.

>>65550 Good luck getting enough milk to make a bar of butter

>>65556 Isn't goat milk more for cheese? Y'all muthafukkas need cheeses.

>>65557 Yup, either pure or mixed with cow milk

>>65556 Don't be fooled by their tiny bodies, Baphos produce a lot of milk for their onii-chan

>>65553 You cannot pay with card. Beware tourist traps, like the Druella Wax Museum. Book high demand activities early, like the Arena fights. Do not expect monsters to speak English, though some do. Try to learn a little of the language. If you are single, you may be eligible for free, 1-1 experiences with single locals. If you are married, you may be eligible for couple experiences. Areas of the city are designated yellow zones for public sex and red zones for rape. You will know you are in a red zone if you are single because you will be raped. Please be polite and do not use flash photography, respect the environment.

>>65559 >He calls that a lot.

I wonder if RataTube is as depressing as youtube >PORTAL SITUATION is INSANE (IT'S OVER) (ratapogface(angry eyebrow mspaint edit.png)) >10 EASY TIPS for INSANE ESSENCE YIELD (red laser yes thumbnail) >your daily dose of cute humans >DRUELLA SITUATION is INSANE (IT'S OVER) (IT'S BACK) (IT'S OVER)

>>65560 >Druella Wax Museum. >Bunch of candlegheists imitating Druella >All stories are greatly dramatized and exaggerated. >Rumors are Druella visits the museum trying to get a gaian bf, imitating her clones, but to no avail.

>>65562 For me? It's the ASMR stuff

i am curious what type of mamono would attack asmongold? a hyper greedy danuki? or most likely an akaname? > guy doesnt shower for weeks >akaname: he was made for me

>>65563 >Druella incognito viewing the museum covered in gift store merch (including an “I heart Portals” cap) >”…did I really wear THAT 200 years ago? Dear Mom.” >”I wonder where that sword went.” >”oh I remember that. Yeah. And now she’s got 6 kids.” She is pushing for wax figures and exhibits for all her sisters.

>>65560 what is the language of mamono please don't say japanese or I'll start imagining the broken engrish one can assume that's only in zipangu and I'll be fine in dragonia

>>65568 i wonder if i can ask a hakutaku to teach me different languages? btw do you think dragonian language is very hissy?

>>65559 It's endearing when small titty girls try their best to produce a lot of milk for the husband and kids.

>>65569 I assume it's just english, and that only sneks do the long S thing but also it's pretty likely that there's just magic language filters. it's MGE. there's an ambient magic fix-it for every wrinkle or potential conflict

>>65571 i love it when a response to a question can just be: MAGIC!

>>65568 Has KC ever elaborated on this? I’d imagine many different languages, especially given there are oceans and mountains to divide people. Order might have a common liturgical language, but could also have many languages of humans like us. Monsters might share a language, but also there might be some local languages like for Elves, Dragons, Dwarfs, Sea monsters etc. I could also be persuaded everyone speaks the same language because of the Chief Goddess making it so.

>>65573 imagine a world where the tower of babel accident never happened!

>>65573 I'm not a loremaster but I pretty much expect it's just "everyone intrinsically speaks 'Common' but there are other ancient/local languages learned for cultural purposes and things like the magic tongue" because that's kinda just KC's thing

>>65538 >but which one gives the best ojou laugh? Profile girl is the clear ojou laugh winner >>65541 >noble warrior upholding chivalry/bushido One thing about the Zipangu Wight, the mental image I got from that first post is somewhat different from an Ochimusha, like she's a more poetic or mysterious type for the lack of a better description. >impossibly beautiful >soft spoken >probably either lives in an expensive mystery house on the mountains, or is the highest status person around, or is primarily employed as that person's advisor or a poet/writer rather than even being a samurai or a general >studies the blade out of some kind of almost spiritual inner desire >fights in a fancy dress that has a large cleavage and is somehow hanging off her shoulders the whole time without falling off >even her fighting form and swordsmanship are impossibly beautiful >>65547 Yes, moonlight, the fight ending in her pinned to a wall by shurikens through her clothes or her having been just stripped naked. >>65549 Not even a calm and serene knight one?

>>65445 Any particular reason why you are gonna chastise Druella?

>>65561 That's why you get a herd of baphos, running free on the fields

>>65580 More like playing videogames free in your living room

>>65580 Grass fed loli milk is the best

Imagine the cultural? technology exchange across the portals. People on this side being amazed by even rudimentary magic and people on the other being amazed by our electronics and chemistry. Like the fact that a mere four function calculator works without magic of any kind is already mind-blowing to any researchers on that side. Let alone more advanced electronics. On this side, simple mana shot spells draw crowds of people who have never seen magic before outside of fiction. I think this Runya Runya quote sums it up best: >"I cannot use magic. That is precisely why it looks so luminous and wonderful to me."

>>65583 I wonder if there's much of a differnce for them there, or if what we would call magic permeates the rest of the sciences. <Oh electricity? We know what that is. Wait until you hear what WE do with it.

>>65579 >I have no interest in being "lesser" than my wife There's always a way around things. As an example with the knightly types you could be equals as fellow adventurers if you become a mage or something, or there could be some reason she pledges her loyalty to you.

>>65583 it's very fun to think about. but then my mind starts to drift in general and I can't help but wonder how much order shit we'd be subject to, what the order would do with our technology, etcetera at the very least I want mamono gamedev teams and to see the cultural impact our media has on them though. also what effects the presence of powerful magic-using sex-fueled degenerates that actually love humans entering our global stage has on us as a whole. I hope it would be benevolent >>65584 given the notable esotericness of gremlins and automatons and the general state of the world (and how it's heavily fantasy-troped) it's pretty easy to assume nonmagical technology is rare and mostly the product of bygone empires ><Oh electricity? We know what that is. Wait until you hear what WE do with it. PLEASE show me firsthand ms raiju

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>>65553 1. make sure to convert your currency to the local one AFTER crossing as much like your world there is no single currency used everywhere. 2. if you are going to a region with no local currency make sure to bring something that may be used as a barter item instead. 3. Familiarize yourself with local culture. This will greatly improve your enjoyment of your visit. 4. See if you qualify for a travel stipend, most commonly afforded to single men, human women and human couples. 5. Pack appropriately for the weather.

>>65587 I don't care if their pussy is cold, I will fuck dead women.

>>65565 He could have a whole harem of them.

>>65589 It's your responsability to warm them up.

>>65591 >Go to the heat lamp store >Check out the undead aisle >Ugh, nothing but harem-size lamps >You just need a regular size one >End up having to make a trip to the Farm and Fleet to get one for baby chicks. >Saved 20 bucks, too. LIFE HACKS

>>65592 >Farm and Fleet Formerly...

>>65591 >responsability Saaar do nor redeem the corpse!

For research purposes: How many pixies could realistically fit in a theme park mascot costume with a dude incognito. As long as they aren't too loud, at least a dozen, right?

>>65593 If you're gonna say Fleet Farm, you're actually thinking of a different store!

>>65595 Weeeeeell, is the costume hanging in a closet? If so, probably more, because they'll just shrink you down to have more room for pixies. If you're actually wearing it properly, then about a dozen makes sense. But they'll be all hot and sweaty in there with you.

>>65597 The idea is you are in the suit doing mascot things with a bunch of pixies gang molesting you inside.

>>65587 The best kind of thread

>>65598 I don't think that pixies would do that. Gang up on an innocent Anon? While he's dressed as !MickeyMouse? Impossible!

>>65593 It doesn't even work. Farm and Fleet don't end with the same syllable.

>>65587 Yay!

>>65601 Maybe it's just a different rhyme? >Shawarma Meat >Karma Neat >Harm and Skeet >Parm and Eat >Warm and Feet Probably Parm and Eat, a giant Italian restaurant. Maybe Warm and Feet, a weird porn store for Lamias.

>>65595 >Be me, >work summer job at local theme park with buddy. >He's the mascot, I'm a ride operator. >I'm on break >See him walking by in the suit >He's moving a little erratically. >Will ask later. >Go back to my duties. >Be later >In locker room. >See buddy shamble in. >About to ask if he's alright or in heat stroke. >He takes off the head. >His face is drenched in sweat. >A dozen or so pixies spill out of the suit neck. >"Well that answers my question. Need a water?"

>>65594 Great, now I need a zombie jinko.

With all these gaian tourists, we will need more tour guides. Perhaps a certain monster could step up to fill the gaps and teach a new generation? A certain monster known for guiding people around a strange and often bizarre world? You know who I mean. They will quickly learn English, Spanish and other common languages so they can guide (and lovingly banter with) the tourists.

>>65606 my chesho guide who speaks and understands perfect english but deliberately speaks in a broken accent and pretends she doesn't understand me whenever I'm saying I'm not comfortable with something

>>65591 I am very responsible man

>>65606 >Ask Chesho Guide-o if there's a Cat Cafe to visit >"What the hell is a cat cafe?" >Explain it. >Chesho plaps you immediately.

>>65609 isn't that the result of asking any question at all though I feel like that's just what's fated to happen the second you come in contact with a single mamono

>>65609 >just want a normal cat cafe in MGC >A NORMAL cat cafe >not full of purring werecats >or chuffing jinkos >or riddling sphinx >or disappearing cheshires >or cores sticking spines in your leg >nor any of the above grinding, licking or doing any sort of sexual act in the private rooms >those would be nice another time, but just want a regular cafe with regular cats >the owner is a kindly snek

>>65611 it's a nice oasis of normalcy until you become a regular and then accidentally hold a conversation for two lines too long then you've got a snake wearing cat ears and purring, chuffing, riddling, disappearing, grinding, and licking you and doing kotspeak and she's not even a bunyip

>>65611 but if you had a cat mamano in the cat cafe they could translate all the cat speak for you

>>65613 Nasty bitch needs to cut her nails, wtf

>>65612 This is acceptable, because the snek is silly. Hmm... maybe a snek cafe could be a fun experience, filled with all your favourite lamia noodling around the shop.

>>65614 Long nails aren't necessarily nasty. You can keep them clean and neat without a problem. Those do look dangerous though. Could easily scratch you.

>>65614 claws are cute you uncultured swine >>65615 a cafe of any kind of mamono would be good if you're the kind of person who likes going to cafes I don't even know what happens in them. I think you just buy coffee and sit around or something

>>65614 I pity the fool who tries to make her.

>>65611 Honestly, I just want to get a Cheshire so riled up she plaps me immediately instead of teasing me for days first.

>>65617 I think it depends. Some are just cafes that happen to be served by a singular type of mamano (maybe a family business) and don't really count. Some are cafes that's gimmick is they are served by a single type/family of mamano, and they might go further by offering themed drinks or food items. Some go even further and offer unique 'experiences' like petting a cat monster, getting coiled by a snek, seeing a dragon breathe fire etc. The furthest offer lewd things explicitly and will end up you marrying whoever's attending to you. These have high staff turn over. They have to appeal to several groups of people, including single guys wanting to get married, married couples and families. I think there's a niche especially for humans not used to monster girls, as it offers a place for them to experience, learn and familiarise themselves with a new type of monster like sneks, boogs etc.

>>65620 yeah I get the theme cafe thing but I just don't actually know what a cafe (normal) is for. I guess it's just a restaurant. I thought it was like a coffee lounge or something

>>65620 Imagine the gentle clacking of cute boog feet on the cafe floor.

>>65621 Usually a selection of coffee, tea, cakes and maybe a breakfast/lunch option if it's big, often brunch. Nicer atmosphere and quality of service/food/drink than a quick service place like Starboogs.

>>65621 it remains an enduring mystery. i guess we'll never know

>>65617 Flame cafe featuring: Ignises Salamanders Lava Golems Phoenixes Hinezumis Hellhounds? Chochin-Obake Candlegeists Pyrows Balrogs

>>65625 They can do that thing with the hot sand like turkish coffee but with a lava golem.