>>66317 I ignore the quest and start eating weird fungus until I reality shift flammable gas into acid.

>>66325 anon please be considerate to the fact that now you have someone else that has to endure your culinary experiments

>>66324 >"We could be playing Super Monkey Ball right now." >No we can't, its a single player game. >"Not Banana Rumble, besides we could go off points per level." >>66322 >"F-Fine! Bring your drink, I know what comes next and I'd rather be hydrated." >Well yeah, we're going to be hoeing the fields a bit. >"...My fields right?" >No they're mine, do you have a farm? >>66323 >Once i grow these eleven herbs and spices I'll be unstoppable! >"You fiend! What do you plan to do with these? Create potions of indomitable strength? Poisons of such potencey tha-" >My Roast Beast will finally take the title of Top Sunday Meats from my nemesis, Melveen Big Smoker!

>>66301 Good, haven't seen Troll art since this piece and I really think that the hands are too small

>>66328 tis slop, i'm afraid

>>66326 It's fine, once I start tripping she'll have plenty of hallucinations to keep her company.

>>66328 No sir I don’t like it.

What if I eat one of the mushrooms on her hair?

>>66333 You half die, and lay in a suspended state until a mamono feeds you with her mana and reawakens you as an undead incubus.

>Gremwife watches Space Jam >You can SEE the idea forming in her mind as she's watching it >Come home from work a few days later >She can DUNK >Also she made a basketball court where your driveway and the road and the neighbor's house were >"Nothin' but net!" WHY

>>66335 at least it wasn't charles barkley shut up and jam gaiden

>>66335 Wait till she gets into the Barkley game.

>>66336 Or Space Jam 2, amirite? That movie was shit.

>>66327 >She's in your head >But can play vidya Yeah, that's possession stuff. Depending on her personality it could be pleasant or a nightmare. Gotta manifest her fast either way.

>>66339 Is it bad that I would be hesitant to manifest a demon in that scenario? If she's trapped in your head, she won't leave you. I mean, I still would work to free her, but I'd be real maudlin about it.

>>66339 you could relinquish parts of your body to her for a while, like your hands so she can vidya (or...?). >>66340 there is the chance she's more upset about it than you are. >dude you should wash the dishes >that's mold >that's black mold >please >i beg you

Can I get a double cheeseburger with no Cheshire, a chicken sandwich with no Cheshire, a medium fries without the Cheshire, and a large diet coke, hold the Cheshire?

>>66342 >Cashier brings your order a few minutes later >Double cheeseburger >Chicken sandwich >Medium fries >Large Diet Coke >Reach out to grab the tray >Suddenly hugging a Cheshire as she teleports into your arm >"Hold the cheshire" she purrs in your ear

>>66340 > She won't leave you It's the MGE, she was never going to leave you. That aside, unless she's evil, I'd feel bad about having her cooped up in my skull. It's bad enough that I'm there as it is. >>66341 Yeah, if she operated in Cortana logic it'd be kinda cool. I'd never agree to that because things get real shitty real fast if she's less than benevolent, but with the setting training wheels on, what's the worst that could happen?

>>66344 Ooh, man, she's evil!? That makes me want her MORE. Evil women are my ONE WEAKNESS!

>>66344 >what's the worst that could happen? your priestess childhood friend exorcises her and then they double team you. man that'd be the worst

>>66346 >Dope wizard powers >priestess childhood friend >Sexy demon (only slightly evil?) in my head Man, what a life. Could only be better if I was the chosen one for something and also had an absolute bro(male) as a sidekick.

>>66347 Hi, it's me, your absolute bro(male) sidekick.

>>66348 You will never be a man (ever again)

>>66340 If you're so desperate for company that you'd keep her in your head rent free, she'd know not to leave your side after getting corporeal form.

now imagine a girl possessed by a ghost, a demon and a kitsune-bi

>>66351 A very particular Bicorn.

>>66268 >>66270 I could win Not the first time and definitely not the 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and so on all the way until incubization But that second go around though, that's where the magic happens.

>>66351 Schizophrenia, but all the voices are telling you to fuck.

>>66276 >six times a day https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/42861838-six-times-a-day Not sure if that was intentional.

>tell gremlin about the voice in your head >expect her to remove it somehow >but no >she digs a giant robot out of storage and rigs it up so the voice in your head can remotely control it

>>66356 YES. This is a gremlin who knows how to GREMLIN.

>>66354 Ah, the pubescent male experience.

>>66359 that's /amg/

Auntie is mad because she wanted to spend Friday with you but she had to work despite being a day between new year's and the weekend, I think you need to pamper her and drain her stress instead

>>66360 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIrmdYXGJQ&t=239s

>>66361 >Stick hand in Auntie's cleavage >Scream in terror and act like she's BOOBY TRAPPED and they're eating your hand >"How do you never get tired of that joke, Anon?"

>>66361 time to misspell couson

My wife in OP

>>66367 >Anon's own wife is an op its so over...

the wurm watches the wurm waits the wurm...

>>66348 Damn, that bronis looking very sexy. Those tits are fantastic, I'd be bullying her day and night.

it's a new year; don't forget to reset your spider-kiss counter. it's important for accurate annual tallies

>>66371 all years thus far are 0 through no fault of my own

>>66323 This is why so many evil overlords set up around volanic islands or other isolated regions Though the volcano thing will backfire when volcanic ash reveals itself as a powerful fertilizer

After much deliberation with the new year, I have come to a conclusion. The conclusion is: Cat.

>>66369 >the wurm doesn't know what to do next

>>66369 >>66375 Pounces on the bottle!

>>66348 >Can't adventure properly, too busy passionately plapping bro >All travels basically end up being a change of scenery for subsequent lovemaking >Dungeon delving regularly interrupted by impromptu sex (can't resist alp butt swaying gently as alp rummages in the chest you just found, can't resist bending alp over that ancient altar you've discovered, or pushing alp against the wall with carvings that alp was investigating) Alps, especially with big, shapely tits, are a severe detriment to your adventures. They are not the sort of bros that you want to take adventuring, unless your plan is to keep having bro sex with them.