It took a while, but wurm was happy with how last thread concluded. A kiki, how nice. Here's to thread 49

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>>66218 how many horse power on that beaut?

finally got some peace, so here's the splices of the latest Latenight stuff

>>65339 >>66146 >>65790 That's three, count them, three new stories for the contest in the last thread.

>>66218 HORSE PUSSY

>>66221 She's got kind of a... psychotic stare about her, don't you think?

>>66225 your MUSE does not like being ignored

>>66225 The menacing will continue until participation improves

>>66220 It's not fair to just have on Cheshire replace tha Angel and the Devil, she should have a partner also. Who would contrast well with her?

>>66225 That's the face of a woman with IDEAS and VISIONS

>>66228 another cheshire with black and purple hair instead of purple and black

>>66230 I see, so it's a Longcat vs Tacgnol situation

>>66221 This really would take next to no effort to make her cap red and make all the paint red

the only thing better than a cheshire is TWO cheshires no more than two though. more than two is too risky

>>66232 We're painting the roses red?

You know what suits the thread better? A Ban-Leannan-Shee. Wants to create, cries instead.

>>66235 She can always use performance enhancing frens

>>66236 Cute

>>66235 >be anon >have a wife, Ban-Leannan-Shee >her mom - banshee > mom of her dad - leannan shee >somehow the best/worst of both worlds >wants to create > tends to cry a river >decide she needs some pick me up sex <anon helps her procreate to help her calm down >she is happy, unfortunately 9 months later you have her crying every time your daughter cries too >on the plus side, she looks loveliestt when they do finger drawing together

>>66238 I feel like she'd make a great mother. Most monster girls would, but I feel like she'd make an especially great mother. Fae are great.

do you think a demon would create a setup for you to sign her contract?

>>66240 it depends what you mean by set up. fraudulent and under-duress aren't valid contracts, but she's sure to butter you up first

>>66241 well i have an idea about her making someone more susceptible to sign (eg he has been roughed up, to make you sign her protection pact) only to years later learn she was the reason you got roughed up

>>66242 i'm not into it

>>66243 completely understandable, i have just been having yandere ideas as of recently

Find bogie Ambush bogie Rape bogie Do NOT elaborate

>>66245 >clussy

>>66245 no one is going to fall for it ms bogie

>>66247 >no one is going to fall That's what the banana peel is for. You will fall face first into big bogie boobs and you will be happy.

>>66247 i got a hot tip that the next big social media trend is coming really hard inside a cheshire when she's ovulating

>>66249 really? that does correlate with recent trends. perhaps I'll beat the public to the punch so I can be cool before it was cool

>>66247 >Being a classically trained clown, bogie struggles with online pranks and irony. >She gets really sad and mopey whenever someone doesn't believe her posts. >Does a really melancholic and elaborate slapstick routine to express her feelings. Anon you would not be cruel to the poor funny ogre, would you?

>>66251 I wouldn't be cruel but I also think using pity and guilt to manipulate people is the most evil thing a person can do

Shark week.

I LOVE SHARKS

>>66252 Well they do say clowns are evil...

>>66238 >she's the one who started the whole doom/gothic metal genre

>>66257 >gopnik metal Kiki's favourite.

Never forget, gonna be ok in purple pussycat. Also, I really want to fuggg the kot so please telefrag me if you read me

>>66259 >telefrag We've been over this anon. No telefraging. Telefraging kills you.

>>66258 >gopnik metal God damn it Ivan you've had too much vodka today.

actually, the atom is mostly empty space, so chesh just occupies that

>>66260 Dang it, it would be cool if I disappear in a purple mist out of this rotten earth I'm sure she will be ok if "gib" in her

>>66263 Actually, the atom isn't empty space,, it's occupied by electron clouds. The saying that the atom is mostly empty comes from the outdated Bohr model, but electrons aren't little balls.

>>66264 That's unnecessary trauma for your chesh.

>>66265 Bohr model? Chesh still thinks they are delightful plum puddings. I suppose she will have to instead RNG manipulate the electron clouds so she is always where the electron is not.

You are not build for lasting longer than mamono

>>66260 In theory telefagging could be also sexified somehow, I mean it's mge. Like I dunno, suddenly a chesh spawning on your face or something like that I think this is how telefags work in ut2004 monsterized edition?

>>66268 "i could probably beat a succ in sex" anon thought

>>66268 >>66270 that's why you've got to make them work for it, jump out the window and run down the street as she chases you like a wild animal

>>66269 Make it so the Chesh teleports onto Anon's dick and it's the target's clothes that get destroyed by the teleportation.

>>66264 Auntie I know it's Friday but I don't get to uppity yet

>Chesh assassin guild >They just teleport their butts onto target's face, clench, and then teleport them both back to wonderland >or rape him, if he's alone, then teleport them back to wonderland.

>>66273 Auntie Chesh does what she pleases

>>66268 I can handle it. I can handle six times a day before incubization. I am unbeatable. no mamono could EVER beat me and that's a FACT. I would like to see one (and only one) try because I would defeat her at sex but still fall in love with her during the process. so don't even try it unless you want to LOSE to the SEX MASTER, ms mamono reading this post (soon to be mrs)

>>66274 Kots make up a comparatively small percentage of the beastkin population yet are massively over represented in the assassin and thief jobs. Conclusion: Kots are evil and enjoy crime and chaos.

>>66277 >healer runs out of mana first because heals always cost more MP >whoops!

>>66279 it's clearly an item, so you only have to last x99 times

>>66277 meanwhile i believe anubisses make up a lot of administrative work/officer duties policewomen hellhounds werewolfs with a muzzle in anti-riot gear cu siths doing ... IDK? anyways dogs are creatures of order

>>66281 What if chaos is true order?

>>66282 Chaos may be true order But Fate is Grand Order

>>66283 Death.

>>66284 no horse in this race but at least it's not hoyo

>>66281 Would monsters of gentle dispositions lean towards social work jobs?

>>66284 Fair enough.

>>66285 >no horse in this race Because all of your horses are in umamusume

>>66270 What if Anon actually was just built different. Imagine how happy his wife would be if he could plow her into unconsciousness every night. Well, that would probably be nice for a succ, a malef would go on a training arc.

>>66268 >>66270 Man's evolutionary leap was the creation and usage of tools. And only with tools can man beat a succubus(or most any mamono, really) in sex. From the classic vibrators and beads and gags to plug her other hole(s) and stimulate her sensitive spots, to more creative and subtle attacks that start before the sex even begins, like a bouquet of roses, well-rehearsed poems on how beautiful her eyes are, a well-placed wink and a fingergun to shoot straight to her heart. As Sun Tzu probably said, "Win the battle before it starts, that's the only real way to win" or someting like that why is it so hard to find art of a man and his succ gf enjoying sex toys together? maybe i'm not searching the right places but most of the art i can find the girl looks like she's not into it, i can't fap to something like that

>>66281 >In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. >Apophis is not the law. I am the law.

if the portals opened and it was just the modern world with cars and corporate overlords and employment and smartphones and police departments but with mamono in it, I would be disappointed beyond measure. to a life-ruining extent not that I hate seeing art of it or reading stories where that's the case or anything

>>66294 i wouldnt mind too much imagine just going to zippangu and getting yourself kidnapped by onis on purpose, that would save the issue

>>66294 that ecosystem is balanced by the natural predator of the unhappy salaryman, the pyrow (and their gyaru ilk) you needn't worry about the yoke of monotonous labor crushing your soul for long

>>66282 In order there is chaos and in chaos theres order

>>66294 What makes it bearable is that the cuntish boss is making you do overtime to eat her cunt and do her, and not crunch away at boring papers or some other stupid shit like that.

More troll and orc lewds to come

>>66300 I can't see the anal dogs as the dominant ones

>>66302 that's a cursing

>>66300 considering my bosses are hapily married but id love to get some automaton or other technology proficient coworkers at the factory

>Be anon >Be a bit retarded >Have Manticore wife >She dominates you. >Grow tired of the femdom but have no recourse. >Weeks later, hear of a raging mushroom as a way to turn the tables. >Go to shady dealer >Still have no idea what it looks like >Ask for a raging mushroom >Be handed a mushroom with an angry face on it >Seems legit >Buy it >Get home >Prepare to finally turn the tables >Later that night >Announce "I'm tired of your shit!" >"I'm gonna show you how it feels" >Eat the mushroom >It tastes really good >Die >Paniccore.jpg Pic vaguely related (it's the only panicked manticore I could find in the archive before the tab crashed again)

>>66305 you sure showed her anon anyways i am sure they will find to bring you back

>>66304 >considering my bosses are hapily married your current boss retires to fuck her/his hubby/wife full-time and gets replaced with a mamono

>>66305 she said no more shrooms after the sticky mushroom incident

>>66301 We pray to be blessed by such beauty.

>>66309 barometz acknowledged

>>66307 theres a chance i might lose my job, depending on who replaces them

>>66305 >>Eat the mushroom >>It tastes really good >>Die It turns you into an undead, so good luck with no needing to sleep and a hungry manticore that was scared pale and now wants revenge.

>>66311 cont but knowing how a coworker of mine has been like: why doesnt HR hire us some cute girl instead of becoming a bigger sausage fest with each new hire

>>66312 He's dumb and she's panicking so neither of them realize that he's not fully dead.

>>66294 I dunno, it'd still be bearable if I had something (or someone) to make the bullshit worthwhile. Besides, if mamono have a significant influence the culture is less likely to be outright evil and soul crushing like ours, maybe a more cartoonish version (being forced to eat out the hot boss who not-so-secretly loves you under desk) at worst. The setting's constant babysitting would be nice to stop things from getting too bad unless you're in Order territory. Electricity, wifi and indoor plumbing are also nice, so I'd be glad to give up none of those things as well.

>>66301 Really looking forward to it. >>66312 She still needs to sleep, so you get a break eventually.

>anon, my apprentice >you have done well under my tutorship >you have learned many a spell >conducted all sorts irresponsible and poorly thought out magical experiments as any true mage should >truly you are becoming a master of the arcane >anyway I need you to go on a multi month trip across the continent to pick up my wallet that I left behind at the last wizard convention >also I'm stuffing a demon in your head >anyway no time to waste, chop chop, bye bye now

>>66316 It's more like: You'll get a break,... eventually.

>>66316 >"He-he, an ELF, yah know what we do with elves, don't yah knife ear?" >"keee-hehehe, boss'll take one look at you and put you to good use then and there!" >----- >"Oh man thank you! None of the girls around here know how to tend vigor leaf, you don't know how big a load off my shoulders this is!" >"I'll snag a bit of lemonade, you take a break and we you can show me how to grow heat beets."

>>66317 how's demonic possession supposed to work anyway? is she filling your head with lewdness and ideas until she can convince you to do a proper summoning with her sigil?

>>66319 Her elvish rape fantasies: ruined. At least Anon is nice and no one breaks out into a dance number when she sings to the plants here.

>>66319 >overlord anon finally gets a some help for his greenhouse

>>66320 >try to go to sleep >demon starts whispering in your head about all the things to two of you could be doing

>>66317 I ignore the quest and start eating weird fungus until I reality shift flammable gas into acid.

>>66325 anon please be considerate to the fact that now you have someone else that has to endure your culinary experiments

>>66324 >"We could be playing Super Monkey Ball right now." >No we can't, its a single player game. >"Not Banana Rumble, besides we could go off points per level." >>66322 >"F-Fine! Bring your drink, I know what comes next and I'd rather be hydrated." >Well yeah, we're going to be hoeing the fields a bit. >"...My fields right?" >No they're mine, do you have a farm? >>66323 >Once i grow these eleven herbs and spices I'll be unstoppable! >"You fiend! What do you plan to do with these? Create potions of indomitable strength? Poisons of such potencey tha-" >My Roast Beast will finally take the title of Top Sunday Meats from my nemesis, Melveen Big Smoker!

>>66301 Good, haven't seen Troll art since this piece and I really think that the hands are too small

>>66328 tis slop, i'm afraid

>>66326 It's fine, once I start tripping she'll have plenty of hallucinations to keep her company.

>>66328 No sir I don’t like it.

What if I eat one of the mushrooms on her hair?

>>66333 You half die, and lay in a suspended state until a mamono feeds you with her mana and reawakens you as an undead incubus.

>Gremwife watches Space Jam >You can SEE the idea forming in her mind as she's watching it >Come home from work a few days later >She can DUNK >Also she made a basketball court where your driveway and the road and the neighbor's house were >"Nothin' but net!" WHY

>>66335 at least it wasn't charles barkley shut up and jam gaiden

>>66335 Wait till she gets into the Barkley game.

>>66336 Or Space Jam 2, amirite? That movie was shit.

>>66327 >She's in your head >But can play vidya Yeah, that's possession stuff. Depending on her personality it could be pleasant or a nightmare. Gotta manifest her fast either way.

>>66339 Is it bad that I would be hesitant to manifest a demon in that scenario? If she's trapped in your head, she won't leave you. I mean, I still would work to free her, but I'd be real maudlin about it.

>>66339 you could relinquish parts of your body to her for a while, like your hands so she can vidya (or...?). >>66340 there is the chance she's more upset about it than you are. >dude you should wash the dishes >that's mold >that's black mold >please >i beg you

Can I get a double cheeseburger with no Cheshire, a chicken sandwich with no Cheshire, a medium fries without the Cheshire, and a large diet coke, hold the Cheshire?

>>66342 >Cashier brings your order a few minutes later >Double cheeseburger >Chicken sandwich >Medium fries >Large Diet Coke >Reach out to grab the tray >Suddenly hugging a Cheshire as she teleports into your arm >"Hold the cheshire" she purrs in your ear

>>66340 > She won't leave you It's the MGE, she was never going to leave you. That aside, unless she's evil, I'd feel bad about having her cooped up in my skull. It's bad enough that I'm there as it is. >>66341 Yeah, if she operated in Cortana logic it'd be kinda cool. I'd never agree to that because things get real shitty real fast if she's less than benevolent, but with the setting training wheels on, what's the worst that could happen?

>>66344 Ooh, man, she's evil!? That makes me want her MORE. Evil women are my ONE WEAKNESS!

>>66344 >what's the worst that could happen? your priestess childhood friend exorcises her and then they double team you. man that'd be the worst

>>66346 >Dope wizard powers >priestess childhood friend >Sexy demon (only slightly evil?) in my head Man, what a life. Could only be better if I was the chosen one for something and also had an absolute bro(male) as a sidekick.

>>66347 Hi, it's me, your absolute bro(male) sidekick.

>>66348 You will never be a man (ever again)

>>66340 If you're so desperate for company that you'd keep her in your head rent free, she'd know not to leave your side after getting corporeal form.

now imagine a girl possessed by a ghost, a demon and a kitsune-bi

>>66351 A very particular Bicorn.

>>66268 >>66270 I could win Not the first time and definitely not the 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and so on all the way until incubization But that second go around though, that's where the magic happens.

>>66351 Schizophrenia, but all the voices are telling you to fuck.

>>66276 >six times a day https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/42861838-six-times-a-day Not sure if that was intentional.

>tell gremlin about the voice in your head >expect her to remove it somehow >but no >she digs a giant robot out of storage and rigs it up so the voice in your head can remotely control it

>>66356 YES. This is a gremlin who knows how to GREMLIN.

>>66354 Ah, the pubescent male experience.

>>66359 that's /amg/

Auntie is mad because she wanted to spend Friday with you but she had to work despite being a day between new year's and the weekend, I think you need to pamper her and drain her stress instead

>>66360 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIrmdYXGJQ&t=239s

>>66361 >Stick hand in Auntie's cleavage >Scream in terror and act like she's BOOBY TRAPPED and they're eating your hand >"How do you never get tired of that joke, Anon?"

>>66361 time to misspell couson

My wife in OP

>>66367 >Anon's own wife is an op its so over...

the wurm watches the wurm waits the wurm...

>>66348 Damn, that bronis looking very sexy. Those tits are fantastic, I'd be bullying her day and night.

it's a new year; don't forget to reset your spider-kiss counter. it's important for accurate annual tallies

>>66371 all years thus far are 0 through no fault of my own

>>66323 This is why so many evil overlords set up around volanic islands or other isolated regions Though the volcano thing will backfire when volcanic ash reveals itself as a powerful fertilizer

After much deliberation with the new year, I have come to a conclusion. The conclusion is: Cat.

>>66369 >the wurm doesn't know what to do next

>>66369 >>66375 Pounces on the bottle!

>>66348 >Can't adventure properly, too busy passionately plapping bro >All travels basically end up being a change of scenery for subsequent lovemaking >Dungeon delving regularly interrupted by impromptu sex (can't resist alp butt swaying gently as alp rummages in the chest you just found, can't resist bending alp over that ancient altar you've discovered, or pushing alp against the wall with carvings that alp was investigating) Alps, especially with big, shapely tits, are a severe detriment to your adventures. They are not the sort of bros that you want to take adventuring, unless your plan is to keep having bro sex with them.