>>68307 Hug her and say that everything will be ok?

>>68307 Just send them on a wild goose chase. Chuunis like them will easily fall for stories about stuff like some dude with an eyepatch hiding his extraordinary power.

>>68308 That's like hugging a mana singularity, she could probably beat up a lilim

>>68309 That's illegal, Druella made it so that you can't send Wurms on goose chases anymore because the Cockatrice all unionized and started lobbying for anti-wurm oppression laws

>>68311 Would be better to teach Wurms that Cockatrices aren't geese.

>>68312 >teach Wurms HAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>68310 And? She needs it so I will provide

>>68300 3k words too short tho

>>68300 Regretfully, that submission would be too short as is. You do have time until end of next week, so i do encourage you to expand on the idea.

>>68316 >You do have time until end of next week I thought it's 14th or 15th, was a bit vague there.

>>68317 It's quite the mess this year. I'll leave it until the end of next week, as it seems there are people still writing. Maybe i should do these contests in the summer instead.

>>68318 Me personally, I take time off at the end of the year, so if you're going to do December contests it suits me better. But you're also super super generous with time frames, so I think any time of the year is okay if you basically have a whole month to get it done.

>>68319 It was two and a half months, actually. >>50063 These are usually announced plenty in advance, but people love procrastinating.

>>68320 hory sheit

>>68318 I suggest specifying the time (23:59:59 I guess) and timezone (in at least one of the earlier contests it was PST) too just in case. >Maybe i should do these contests in the summer instead. I don't know. I've been struggling to get anything done since even before the 4chan hack and have to stop myself from blogposting about it, so for me it's not about the time of year, plus at least two were held in winter already.

Manticore in my brain during koturday

>>68320 I think there's also the fact that we're still recovering from the migration, activity is on an upwards trend and at the time of announcement threads took 6 days to fill and now it's down to 4.

>>68324 It's a death cycle, the more people come here the worse the other thread gets the more people come here, so on and so on

>>68323 I was wondering why Gremlin was building that shrink ray

>>68322 >I've been struggling to get anything done since even before the 4chan hack and have to stop myself from blogposting about it If there is something that you really need to get off your chest, just use the meta thread

>>68323 Surely that can't be healthy.

>>68327 Maybe I will if someone asks, but I believe the underlying cause isn't something to be solved by talking it out and I just need to take action on it already. >>68328 Her tail's kinda weird, but other than that she looks like she's healthy to me.

>>68328 Makes me happy and I'm already retarded so nope >>68326 Eros agent are everywhere thanks to technology and determination

>>68320 it's true. I love procrastinating. what are you going to do? get a march hare who thinks when I say procrastinate I mean procreate?

>>68326 Tech fairies are on strike so she's having to go in the automaton herself.

>>68323 cute kot

I wish it were legal to cuddle with squirrels.

>>68334 It's not like anyone's going to stop you

>>68334 I'm not aware of any law that says you can't.

>>68336 >>68335 I'm sure the town charter, which was written up by puritans in 1623, has provisions "forbidding the seekething of companyonshippe withe squirrels & others anymales of fluffie demeanoure"

>hear that Russian monster-girls are exceptionally beautiful >decide to goon a trip to the country >the whole country is filled with pretty much nothing but alps, goblins and orcs >also there are no bear girls :(

>>68337 The government don't want you to know this but the squirrels are free, you can just pick them up

>>68338 >>the whole country is filled with pretty much nothing but alps, goblins and orcs Nothing wrong with it. >>also there are no bear girls :( Now that's a crime. Although the fact that you didn't even find any siberian jinkos tells me you didn't look very deep.

>>68340 I thought they've all emigrated to U.S.A. in 2049?

>>68338 >decide to goon Yeah, I bet, Anon.

>>68338 as a Russian, I think you'll also see too many catgirls in the city, and foxgirls and other beastgirls in the countryside. Oh, and tigers. Did you know that Russia has tigers?

>>68344 >Did you know that Russia has tigers? I didn't. Tell me more about them.

>>68344 The cat girl is inviting you to warm up with her.

>>68344 >too many catgirls in the city Only catgirls? What'd you do to the dogs, then? Have you eaten them all during the winter or something? >foxgirls and other beastgirls in the countryside Never know Russia was famous for having foxes... I assumed you'd have timber wolves, though. >Oh, and tigers. Did you know that Russia has tigers? I think they live somewhere near Russian-Chinese border, are you sure these aren't just immigrants from China? ;)

>>68344 Dersu Uzala banged all the tigers All of them Dersu is a very bad fellow :(

The Sumatran Tiger? The Bengal tiger? The Siberian tiger?

T I G E R S?

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Finally, a different cat on saturday.

>>68349 the big cuddly tiger

>>68351 Thinking bout thos beans.

>>68354 this one is big.

>>68356 She's relatively BIG in certain places, but you don't know, she could be 1.50m