>>67899 Fuck elves. Fuck them all, or fuck one in particular.

>>67896 I'm not saying it has a limit, i'm saying there's stuff like Succubus Nostrum that can turn a man into an incubus pretty much on consuption, so you can imagine being exposed to the concentrated mana of an elder powerful being would turn you quite quickly of time was of concern to her.

>>67897 fellow human, can confirm

>>67901 it seems reasonable given how fast the women tend to monsterize, though i imagine there's ways to stretch it out if you want to

>>67901 >i'm saying there's stuff like Succubus Nostrum that can turn a man into an incubus pretty much on consuption You didn't say that. Also vampires don't feed their men succubus nostrum. They take a slow and painful approach through bloodsucking. I don't how long it is supposed to take but, I remember there was a fan story about a guy having to endure that for 3.5 years

>>67904 it's not painful. when's there last time you read the vampire profile?

>>67904 >I remember there was a fan story about a guy having to endure that for 3.5 years hahahahahahahahahahahaha >painful approach through bloodsucking HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA

>>67904 What the fuck are you doing here when you clearly have no idea about the source?

>>67905 Mentally painful, anon has to endure all the vampire bullshit before he morphs.

>>67905 Being blue-balled for 3.5 years is extremely painful.

>>67908 >>67909 >Since they are monsters, they won't be able to resist the urge, and eventually they'll come to desire the man both physically and emotionally. you say 3.5 years, i say 3 days. bundle that in with a vampires billion weaknesses it's not hard to turn the tables if you feel like it

>>67910 I've got an easier solution! Simply don't date a vampire.

>>67904 >Also vampires don't feed their men succubus nostrum. They take a slow and painful approach through bloodsucking Nowhere in the profile does it say this. It's up to each individual vampire to decide. Also quoting a fan story of all things should tell you it isn't a directly stated thing. Up to the individual how she wants to do it.

>>67911 if we're going to fundamentals maybe imagining yourself miserable isn't the way to go. you seem to only give charitable interpretations to monsters you like

Fuck you! >undarkens your dark mage

>>67913 Or simply don't date vampires.

>>67914 Mmmmm... mage

Do you like smart girls?

>>67915 Agreed. Only marry vampires

>>67911 >>67915 What if she doesn't ask and you have to?

>>67918 >tengu No. They're tsundere. Also they're stinky japs.

The most righteous mamono are the ones whose flaws anon always ignore. The most vile mamono are the ones whose flaws anon always hyperfixate on.

>>67919 No. >>67920 I don't have to.

wonder how monsters react to being proposed to on-sight

>>67924 Lust

>>67924 assuming you have time to propose before being snatched and fuk'd

I love monster fashion

>>67927 >rapes you >in the cave Ummm... are we talking about vampires? You know, snobby tsundere nobles? Who don't rape anyone?

>>67929 she lost her castle in the last economic crisis

>>67930 You still have one more comment to delete, pal. Vampires don't live in caves. They live in castles. >What if she molests you That's why 2A is a thing. Demon silver bullets stop even the most pushy vampires.

>>67928 Undead fashion should be more widely open to other voluptuous monsters And to little girls too

>>67930 >What if she molests you or locks you in her cave until you love her? I'll pretend that i don't like it(for some time at least.)

>>67923 What if she molests you or locks you in her castle until you love her? >>67934 will happen

>>67935 Shoot her.

>>67936 Uh-huh, she's stronger, faster, and will kiss you.

>>67935 >>67936

Dog gamnit, I just wanted to finish my alp invasion greentext and then you're giving me MORE ideas for another big shitpost!

Tail or legs Does not matter Hebi is still a hebi

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF DEATH

>>67944 The Wight King Queen 4: Simba's granddaughter is not what you expected her to be

>>67937 Every year is succ year if you have the right attitude.

>>67933 Jiangshi fashion is quite popular with other creatures though

>>67941 Right pic is cuter

I tire of conventional extravagance. Luckily i found this giant door seeping a dark purple liquid under my mansion. Guess what's i'm going to do on the weekend.

>>67950 >that manner of speech Wait... who are you?!

>>67950 Introduce a lower part of your anatomy to the aperture in the hopes of deriving sensations both novel and titillating?

>>67711 >(for instance they may give a man a cup and he will bring the cup to a party she is attending as a signal he has agreed to have his blood sucked by her). how was i supposed to know this? she didn't really tell me that that's what it means, so i didn't bring it over and now she's mad at me because she thinks i'm unfaithful or something

Fe fi fo fum I smell anon's cum! Be he soft or be he hard I'll put him on my dance card

>>67711 >Attempts to obtain consent >Fucks it all up by not making the terms or symbology of the agreement clear She was so close to being decent! Someone sit her down with a demon, she'll get there.