>>67273 it'd be something seeing the awkward testimonials from anon (definitely not under duress) on the spa commercials

This thread is rightful Dwarven clay!

Smollest wurm

>>67276 Post MGE dwarves then.

>>67278 Hard pass

Never get a harpy from the maid academy. Their lack of hands makes them terrible maids.

>Kissing goblins >Ingratiating goblins >In BED with a goblin.

>>67283 for me it's ms hobgoblin

>>67284 I like hobgoblin but the weird horns are messing with me. How are you supposed to use them as handlebars if they're so uneven??

>>67284 >Charging into a goblin's nest

>>67283 Finally, goblin rape hentai I can enjoy!

>>67283 I STILL BELIEVE IN (hob)GOBLINS I STILL BELIEVE IN ME

>>67285 while that is the primary purpose of horns my hands would tend to magnet to her chest anyhow

>>67275 >The commercial advertises dragon massage services >A BIG, MEATY CLAW can sometimes be seen bobbing up and down at the edge of the screen >The hot stone massage is done with chunks of real gold (not that awful creeping coin stuff) >Dragonian mud baths (where our skilled wurm technicians can hold their breath for up to 30 minutes) are widely acclaimed >There's a suspicious burbling near the model's crotch and... Are those horns near his waist? >They have hang gliding (in a wyvern's arms)

>Local weresheep confused as to why Monrines keep showing up at ranch >"They don't really buy wool or anything, they just break into Farmer Anon's house for a bit then leave."

>>67294 beep a sheep

>>67277 Big FAT tail

>>67277 why is a wurm smug, is that even legal? they're just letting wurms be smug now? what's next, literate hellhounds? what is the world coming to

>>67297 She can read the letter of the law, and the letter of the PAW.

>>67276 lmao womanlets

>>67298 it's a picture book made specifically for her. that's not reading

>>67283 I like how the Hobgoblin has picked a flower (and some weeds) to offer their new communal husbands

>>67300 >you if you won't read to your hound the 'difficult' books

>>67303 Resist the heat

>>67297 >what's next, literate hellhounds? Underestimating a predator's intelligence doesn't end well.

>>67303 if she needs to be read to then so be it, but pretending is unbecoming unless she's pretending she can by holding an upside down book and nodding sagely. that's cute >>67305 the only thing ms hellhound predates is the kibble in her bowl dogs gave up on being predators

>>67306 She predates the squishy anons.

Hebis are true love

>>67290 Wouldn't be a bad idea if that kind of spa weren't for women

>v27.3 Change Log >The Manticore now has a tail pussy CG At last, now I can see what is draining my dick every day I hope the next update addresses the glitch with venom and mofu resistances not working

>>67311 >They didn't patch the ear scratches one shot EZ

>>67311 >Removed the limit of negative elemental resistances to increase the power of resistance-shredding builds. >Lowered all sources of Willpower for Human Male characters by 33%. Increased movement speed by 2% to compensate. >Flight, swimming, and burrowing movement speed caps removed. >Magic projectile speed now scales linearly with magic casting ability score. >Foxes, danuki, elves and fairies temporarily moved to their own server while we address certain community concerns. another shit patch for this godforsaken game why do I keep playing ugh yuck doomgods won it's over

>>67304 I can easily fight the heat with cold zombie body by my side

>>67314 The smugdead

>>67277 If that's medium thicc, I can only guess at what Extra Thicc (or Large Thicc, I guess?) would look like.

>v27.4 Change Log >Manticore dexterity increased 100 -> 1000

>>67310 Look, I'm not going to let a spa being "for women" (traditionally, in human lands) keep me from a muddy wurm blowjob.

>>67318 going to spas for the blowjobs is how you catch alpitis

>>67319 I hear they have a treatment for that involving a wing burrito seaweed body wrap and a lonely dragon masseuse. Very luxurious.

>>67314 She doesn't look cold at all

>>67318 it really should be a dragon shaped dorome in there

>>67317 imagine the mixed texture of bean and fur and the ever so slight incidental brushes of her claws normally I would say "I could just jerk myself off" but handies change when it's a monstergirl truly, human women can't do anything right

>>67317 Hot, the soft bean and warm fur must feel so good

>>67321 I like when cold bodies are hot as fuck

>>67322 a doragon, if you will

>>67323 The core's fluff is coarse in parts and silky smooth at others. There is great variation in skill of the core paw job. And she's got other things she can be doing while beating you off, like spining you, licking you, tailfacing you etc.

>>67327 >spining you Meh >licking you Delicious >tailfacing you Yuck

be creative with the tail.

>>67329 she's great for moving panes of glass from place to place

>>67329 Use it as onahole while the main body is in sensory deprivation.

>>67331 Those are some big headphones.

>>67330 kek >you married me not to use my tail as your personal onahole, but for your window making business???

>>67327 read that as spinning you which seems wholly incompatible with a handjob I would gladly make out with the inside of a coretail but I'm also a weirdo that wants even more with the coretail >>67329 tail... good even if I prefer vaginal at the end of the day

>>67332 Nothing a dark elf can't provide

>>67335 while there are some quibbles about a dark elfs methods, i can't argue with the quality of the merchandise they sell

How mean is she to humans? Does she give anon a nickname?

>>67337 pretty mean (unless you want to be her bf)

>>67336 >Mamonos in bondage gears One of the best thing in this rotten world

>>67337 Looks derisive of humans than a dragon or delf, more so than a hellhound. Cores enjoy being feared and respected. She wants to intimidate and scare anon. There is only one kot more racist than her.

>>67337 she will do cruel and despicable things like "give a snide comment when you do something stupid" and "mock your weakness after helping you with an immediate threat" and "make racist jokes about humans" if you become her hugsband she will do HORRIBLE THINGS to you like make you very horny and then edge you for long periods of time until you beg to cum. she also might scratch a little. she's vicious. cruel. by mamono standards, downright evil and then you scratch behind her ears and she turns into a puddle of fluffy goo

Fisting the tail too

>>67226 >Quantum horns Fair enough.

Kunoichi training schedule: Monday: chasing anon at night Tuesday: chasing anon at night Wednesday: resting and planning routes Thursday: chasing anon at night Friday: chasing anon at night

Manticore ninja...

>>67345 it's a valid cat subclass

>>67344 But I don't even leave the house at night

>>67347 you don't make for very interesting sport. please think of your kunoichi stalker and do some interesting things so she has places to sneak into

>>67345 Too big. Too fat.

>>67348 Shinobi-chan, be honest. You don't actually have a boy to stalk, do you?

>>67349 They're not fat

>>67351 And what are teeth like that designed to eat? Salads?

>>67352 obligate carnivore

>>67352 Meat, fish, cum and booze

>>67351 The perfect kind of mouth to stick your dick in.

>>67355 Man munchers

>>67348 Kunoichi infiltrates anon's apartment to eat his food and watch anime on big screen while sleeps. She's like a mythological house spirit where you have to leave an offering of food before you go to sleep to placate it.

>>67357 zashiki warashi wont take that shit laying down

>>67317 i am a toy meant for manticores amusement

>>67341 its over

>>67350 Imagine having a childhood friend kunoichi. You're already stalked, you just don't know it yet.

>>67348 instructions unclear, now my apartment is a stealth game level complete with robotic guards on simple patrol routes that are armored in the front but have a big "off" switch in the back, soft carpets placed in strategic places on loud marble floors, gold coins in way too many drawers, and of course a hidden switch that opens a wall that's supposed to be a backtrack shortcut for later but can also act as a skip if you know where the hidden switch is.

>>67354 She's dangerous when drunk. Clumsy, but dangerous.

>>67364 Same, crashing at the bad end bar with her sounds fun

>>67363 >No huge vents >No perches sticking out of the walls near the ceiling >No floor grates >No cardboard boxes Would not infiltrate again

>>67366 >Vents >Perches near the ceiling >Floor grates Anon Arcum Assylim predator mode where he performs silent takedowns using headpats and neck scritches

>>67357 >Kunoichi infiltrates anon's apartment to eat his food and watch anime on big screen while sleeps Kunoichi loli doing this except she doesn't know you're spying on her doing it, and making plans how to catch her and have your way with her trained bottom-heavy body.

>>67366 i was going for a more Gloomwood style, but yeah crawlable vents and alternative parkour routes are something to consider for level 2

>>67367 Yeah, he's Man. >...Officer Balls. >*Bogie laughs hysterically*

>>67364 Tailchugging, huh? Someone's out to be a cheap date.

>>67370 >Bogie knows where 'Man' is at all times, but she thinks its funnier to watch guard wans go chasing after decoy balls, kots fainting when they get pressure point scritched and monsters getting tied up on the perches using shibari ropes Alternatively, 'game over' cutscenes of monster standing over you naked with black background quipping (then rape)

>>67372 >The entire night's events only happen because bogie wants anon to chase and punish her CLOWNS ARE A MENACE TO SOCIETY

MGE doesn't have rape because anon always wants it and always deserves it even if he doesn't want it mamono are always morally justified in their actions now get that yearning index up, we need it to open the portals already

>>67374 I'm not sure if i understand correctly. I'm supposed to yearn for rape is what you are saying?

>>67375 yearn for mamono in general construct shrines. sing praises. wallow in want a satisfactory yearning index must be presented to those in power to prove that annexing earth is a profitable endeavor >>67376 it's okay when monsters do it decades of human-made erotica proves it

>>67374 Rape the monsters, they want it too.

If you don't sex the mamono, you're mindraping her.

>>67378 You say that but the last time I raped a Cyclops, Poseidon threw my men to the Nereids.

>>67381 yeah but she was going to do that anyway

>>67380 I wonder if a succ can detect when i m thinking lewd thoughts about her.

>>67383 She can, but is really confused about the use of so many model trains.

>>67383 monsters do in fact instinctively know when you're staring at their ass

>>67385 I am not an ass man, Anon. I am staring at her train fondlers.

>>67385 Is that why many pear-shaped lolis are so smug?

I am staring at ms waiju's beautiful eyes

>>67276 I agree

>>67385 No, i mean thinking anon. Like, when i'm working on my PC with her on a different cubicle, and i'm lewdly imagining scenarios where i pin her against the wall and molest her horns Would she be able to detect the thoughts being directed at her? Wonder if i can make her blush and get flustered just with my thoughts while on a team meeting. Not looking at her directly, but intensely thinking about analing her with her own tail while i pretend to pay attention to the sales report.

>>67390 Anon, do NOT have those thoughts. It is VERY dangerous.

>>67374 but I'm ALWAYS yearning for hot helldog/demon/panda/shortstack fairy surprise romantic operations

>>67301 I don't think that's what's going on, I think she was just literally out picking daisies while her girls went on a raid

>>67283 only redcaps for me

>>67394 >"Time for the reaping!" >You mean the raping right? >"Stand still and you'll find out."

teasing shortmono about their shortness

>>67396 She'd have to be pretty fuckin' short--I'm 5'3".

>>67397 There are always fairies.

>>67397 it do be like that

>>67344 Kind of a shitty kunoichi if it takes her five days to chase anon. (Probably a Chinese knockoff)

>>67401 It's not about catching him, the chase itself is fun.

>>67397 That can be arranged

>>67397 it's easy for me at 6'2" but I only do it because I like girls that are taller than I am but there are none except abaddon which I am just not that into

>>67402 Said no mamono ever.

>>67405 is she a joke to you?

>>67404 See, I want a beeg boog, so gimme 'dat Abaddon to carry my 5'3" ass away.

>>67404 >meanwhile some 8'5'' jinko: hold up lil boy

>>67406 The hell is that thing?

>>67409 ms cockatrice(extremist)

>>67408 that's standing breast smothering height so I will do whatever she wants

>>67410 She looks like she's gonna be the one running for anon.

>You have ancient dragon wife >She's been quiet >Too quiet >TOO QUIET >and now even your parents won't speak to you >the look in their eyes is that of guilt the last time you spoke >Then the morning comes >She invites all the ancient dragons around >She takes them into her territory, to the mountain range >You don't know how you never noticed it, but some how a sheet covering square miles as been draped over the mountain >With a powerful gust of breath, as every one looks on, she burns the sheet into ash in an instant >As the fire races up the mountain, what was below has become clear >She had taken her favorite baby photo of you and engraved it into the mountain for the world to admire your majesty

How much armor penetration does the average manticore spine have? I need to know if I need a full suit of plate to go grocery shopping

>>67416 You'd get no diff'd by a 'core. What you need is gambeson, maybe a chain hauberk too

>>67417 I just wear my "will give ear scritches for violent rape" T-shirt.

>>67416 considering plate beats longbows I think you're fine vs quills as long as none hit the joints, but good luck with that given the traditional 'core special is a spray of them a center grip shield with a boss would be a better answer >>67417 chain hard loses to arrows and similar but gambesons are actually fucking badass. best paired with plate though >>67418 this is the true way never fight a battle you haven't already won

>>67419 you put chain on gambeson, that protects you a lot, you have to use specialty arrows to get past it

>>67420 >t. anon about to be glomped by a lusty 'core.

>>67419 >Plate and gambeson Is that a thing? That's basically power armour at that point, you'd be walking around like a stuffed teddy bear.

>>67416 They're designed to pierce tank armor. You are fucked.

>>67423 >Anon walks around in a titanium sphere that deflects all incoming projectiles

>>67424 >cannot deflect an incoming cheshire that just teleports inside and has her way with him.

>>67422 its typical because thats basically your arming jacket, though joints are usually mail

I will go into battle against mamono in nothing but a loincloth and sandals and bracers, the way god intended

>>67426 You really don't see too many arming jacket pictures with plate, but I've seen a couple with partial plate so I guess you're right. Isn't an arming jacket substantially thinner than gambeson tho?

>>67415 Could have been worse, my parents could have given her the video of me when I was 5 doing the macarena naked in the living room because I thought it was funny

>>67429 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANON you can't just put that shit out there on the internet. Do you have any idea what kind of chaos you just unleashed on all the hag monsters across the portals scrying through the gaps?!

>>67428 arming jacket is what you wear under plate for comfort, its why its called an arming jacket. its not as good as gambeson but its still knitted and worn with other hard armor

>>67431 Ye, that's what I thought. it's foll of string and straps to attach plate to. But is arming+plate really that much better than gambeson+chain? My understanding is chain fell off because it's expensive and a pain in the ass to make Imagine Cused Armour-chan giving an armourology lesson.

>>67428 In-period text sees gambeson and aketon used interchangeably, but in the modern period gambeson is used more often to describe either standalone textile armor or textile armor worn under mail, whereas aketon is more commonly used for textile armor worn under plate that isn't specifically an arming doublet in design. It's kind of like how actual manuals from the medieval period don't divide swords up into "arming swords" and "long swords" and "short swords", they just refer to "swords" and then sometimes specify a length in the description or have an illustration of what particular sword they mean

>>67432 no, no, no, chain is really easy to make compared to plate, the reason why chain fell out of favor was because of handguns, plate was a reaction to handguns, as firearms improved there was no point in armor anymore the arming jacket is really going to protect you, its there as a cushion against impacts, chain on gambeson is basically the same, except its worse against specific types of arrows, but even then those arent super lethal, just flesh wounds

>>67416 A terminator power armour with a protection field, preferably chaos style to look cool and impress the evil manticore

>Pfft, none of it will save you from a level 5 horny spell >t. witch

>>67436 Wrong. Miss manticore will protect

>>66342 >>66343 so cute I had to reply 5 days late

>Local hellhound comments on new rape laws designed to protect against excessive property damage <"But how can I get the nerd if I'm not allowed to break down his door and drag him out of his room myself?"

>>67439 >hellhound claims to not be a nerd >still follows poorly enforced rape laws, knows about them, and recent legislation She's basically a lawyer in the making at this point...

>>67440 To get the nerd, you must first become the nerd

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that on these colds nights, you should really keep your door locked lest you wake up covered in cats seeking heat. Well, heat and the morning 'wake-up special'

>>67442 I'm sick and fucking tired of your blatant Igniphobia, what's so wrong with burning down a thread here and there? Did you know there are some species of dryad that only ovulate when set on fire HUH?! DID YOU THINK MAYBE YOUR LAME ASS PLATITUDES WERE HURTING PEOPLE?!

>>67442 Noted, let the door unlocked to attract cold cats

Demon's favourite videogame? PEGgle.

Hot cacao and a living blanket of pure cat fluffyness should be mandatory at the office in the morning. Would increase my productivity by x5 if we don't end up having sex and snoozing the day away in the server bay

>>67445 You're not helping the demon's bad rep

>>67442 do it drown me in cats take away the pain bring the fluff and beans I seek release

>>67445 I was thinking what kind of porn game they would even be interested in. Certainly not the average side scrolling/platforming type game. Or a beat'em'up or a vania type. I came to the conclusion they might like a game where you create male and female characters and have to race to the end of the map while the map throws sexy traps and dungeons at you, and each trap has a positive and a negative, so you want to min-max your progression by avoiding some traps and diving into others for a sex boost to your speed or jump distance or what have you. Idk about the progress pressure though, maybe you're being chased by an order army, or maybe there are other couples you have to beat to the finish line

>>67448 Medikot on her way to your bed

>>67449 Also the main characters would have racial bonuses. Eg. Wight could sent some zombie girls to disarm a trap and get half its bonus with no time wasted, and the husband has different classes like "salary man" that gives him a +5% time management on his wife's cooldown. And I wasn't clear, but the traps would make the couple have sex in different positions and circumstances.

>>67449 Mamonos would love a Sims game where you can build a family, make them prosper, corrupt your neighbours, have very graphic sex scenes with a lot of fetish covered... I would like that game too

>>67450 I'll hold you to it if I wake up unfluffed it's your ass

>>67453 Sorry anon, mge is not real, you won't get fluffed.

>>67452 Thinking about it, they might also really enjoy a souls-type game where once you defeat a boss you get to corrupt them, and there might be quests to find husbands for the corrupted bosses, but the main draw is the customizable fire keeper husbando that can fight with you as a summon, but more importantly, appears at every bonfire and gives you headpats and sex for working hard.

>>67454 how could you do this to me

>>67439 Ridiculous, this city desperately needs a new administration. Unboxing nerds is a cherished tradition and part of proper courtship etiquette.

>>67455 That's a great idea but no need to gender lock the MC.

>>67456 I wanted to write a fun post, I'm really sorry anon, unironically.

>>67447 How is this in any way bad?

>>67460 Do you want to get things in your ass?

>>67458 Well the only reason I did that was because I was thinking about what MGs themselves would like. It is a great concept gender flipped too, make your own fire keeper waifu and go on travels with her, and you could still choose to play wingman, or you could choose to take corrupted bosses into your harem.

>>67462 You're idea is also a fertile ground for CRPG, something with the budget and production value of BG3 in MGE would be glorious

>>67463 >MGE CRPG >Or Dragons Dogma but MGE and also good and not rushed The problem, as always, is h*mans.

>>67464 In sense yes, this idea can't not grow in our current timeline

>>67464 >Dragons Dogma but MGE The original literally starts with a dragon stealing your heart, the concept just writes itself.

>>67282 >harpy maid for optimal dusting >kobold maid for loyal fetching of things back to where they go oh wait we already SOLVED THIS PROBLEM

>>67466 Dragonia propaganda the game

>>67466 I can see it. You have to either get your heart back from the dragon by showing her love. You can either show her your relationship with your summoned waifu, or you can even go as far as to take the dragon's heart instead and show her love that way.

>>67468 Or maybe the BBEG dragon reveals that she was your pawn wife all along!

>>67461 Nothing wrong with pegging.

I struggle to think of what I'd want out of a MGE-specific game as opposed to a general monstergirl game it's probably just a MC+wife duo RPG or action RPG where the characters learn they love each other over the course of their adventures. something like ys 10 featuring Literally Me and [favorite mamono], with an emphasis on developing the characters and their relationship as they deal with dangerous stuff but dangerous stuff and MGE already fall apart, so I don't actually know what I'd want out of it. I really think strict-canon MGE is hard as fuck to write stories about

>>67471 t.

>>67472 There are forms of danger that don't involve life and limb. You can still hunter monsters that threaten property damage, or protect valuable treasure. Also, you could have misguided villains. Maybe a cult starts from an external setting enemy, and they're gonna nuke the city with eldritch power and you have to corrupt them in time so that the nuke is just an MGE sex nuke.

>>67474 NTA but you can also frame it in order territory, where you need to escape/corrupt/free it...

>>67467 >Dusts herself >Is the thing and just herself back where she belongs (at your side) Yes, we solved it long, long ago...

>>67467 Switch dog for cat and you have the perfect sexy maid

if I HAVE to have a maid I would not want her to be a "good" maid I would want her to be clumsy and useless and mostly just hang out in my house and wear a maid uniform and call me either bro (non-related in any way) or husband

>>67478 If I had to have only one maid, I would like it if she's competent but mischievous and purposefully create scenarios where she needs to be """punished""" without fucking up the house for real.

>>67467 Kiki bringing her mastah a newspaper in her mouth is really cute.

>>67473 Not how it works.

>>67475 I was thinking that. Like sexy DOOM gameplay but you're a lilim against the church

I would like to be in a cozy remote cottage, on a cold wet winters day, but tucked safely under the thick blankets with my hatter wife big spooning me.

>>67482 more like Hexen and you're casting dark matter spells at your enemies

>>67484 >magic doom That's sick, didn't know that was a thing.

Would you become a Eros priest?

>>67488 Heh, sorry kid. But I don't even belive in Eros!

>>67473 Why is there so much russian alp stuff?

>>67490 No anon, we don't start this conversation. Speak about birds instead.

>>67491 Huh?

>>67490 Do not look up the most popular porn category in Russia >>67491 Let's consider bird fashions. How does a harpy get dressed anyway?

>>67490 More like not enough, we need more Alp lewds

>>67495 Yes.

>>67495 What for?

>>67497 I suspect he harbors lascivious intentions

Mamono anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ughtJ6nLowY

>>67498 Anon? Harboring lascivious intentions towards his bro? He would never.

>>67449 Maybe a pokemon-like game where you just fight for the fun of it, or for some golden trinket at the end. With a harem build or a waifu build, which severely powers up one girl. Any elemental weaknesses of hers would still be a problem though...

Dear Geno-gremlin You should mix a Malef with a ragdoll werecat, push the size to 1m70, add a medium chest, fast grow her to CC in only 1 year and send it to my location. That kind of experiment can only get you a Nobel price. Best regards, anon

>>67502 >Geno-gremlin only works with US AMERICAN SUPER UNITS >Sees 1m70 >Makes 1 mile tall cat-dragon Christmas Cake

>>67503 >1 mile = 1,60 km Even in dragon form that too much. We need the shrinking canon.

>>67504 >Even in dragon form that too much Looks like anon doesn't know about Femcelagon The Black https://files.catbox.moe/adnmsu.png

>>67505 She's not femcel, they're not real.

>>67506 She refuses to use her humanoid form before getting married and says a man worthy of her would look past the uh... size difference. As you can imagine, this proves challenging for her relationship prospects.

>>67507 Let me guess, she only attracts vorefags and she's not happy about it?

>>67508 Yes, her mountain is known to attract Mindflayers a with fetish for fixing mentally ill people.

>>67510 Dragon are truly fascinating creatures. Their capacity to create their own issues is amazing

But have you considered fat cat tats?

>>67512 I did but I concluded that I prefer them fit and agile with fat tits

>>67512 Almost every day.

>>67512 They’re very purrsuasive.

How tall do you guys like your waifus?

>>67516 4ft or 8ft tall

>>67516 head taller or head shorter usually

>>67512 An invitation to a purrrrr life

>>67512 cats get a ghost for each one of their 9 lives

>>67516 Depends on the girl. But since my main pick is the default succ I'd say 5,9.

>>67516 Face to boob height.

>>67520 >Ghost cat comes with 9 bodies Isn't that kinda OP?

>>67516 My height or one head smaller Higher is big no unless very specific conditions

As much as I want the standard to be face to boob height, I'd also like a potion that increases my size for a few hours for a different kinda flavour. You know thinking about it, alchemists would make serious bank

>>67516 standing cunnilingus

>>67516 Give me a nine-foot-tall cheshire.

>>67516 130-140cm

>>67526 This nigga gets around sitting on his waifu's shoulder like she's an ent from LoTR

>>67516 Way shorter or way taller than me. Ideally both, I'm a haremfag. Fairies are cool too.

>>67523 it's clear the dev favors cats between the max agility, stealth, speed and busted luck stat

>>67531 New cute chesh for my collection, nice

>>67532 Calm down Grievous

>>67516 I don't exactly have a preference, any monster girl short or tall that's interested in me is fine. However, I have always found short hellhounds to be adorable. Especially if they're sensitive about their height.

>>67472 One game idea that came to me a while back was an Civilization/Crusader Kings sort of game where you play as the Maou and conquer the world (either the MGE world or modern Earth) with your monster girl armies; you could conquer cities and countries and stuff with different tactics, including diplomacy (send in the dark priests!), infiltration, or just do a full-out invasion with all the different monster girl types at your disposal (Amazons are great in melee, cupids can snipe units from halfway across the battlefield, etc.)

>>67516 Taller than me with a lot of wiggle room for the max tallness. Like I think I would be down for a Mamono that is double my height.

>>67472 Isn't there some bit about how deep dungeons and other sealed places haven't been mamono'd yet? Could use those for some adventuring RPG A dhampir and her husband are the forward party for a group of archaeologists. They go into sealed dungeons, disabling traps and using demon silver weapons to make sure any monsters that lie within get properly mamono'd.

>>67535 wololo indeed

>>67537 Sounds like that'd fit a dungeon crawler, since they'd be mapping the place out too

>>67516 Def way taller than me. Maybe not as tall as, say, Lady Dimitrescu, but tall enough that a dark mage or vampire or whatever could easily smother me with her tits while standing.

>>67539 Holy cow is very cute

>>67516 Somewhere between the height of my nose and shoulders. The lower half of that is pretty average around here, or st least that's around the point they stop wearing heels ever.

>>67542 cow is love

>>67544 How now, brown cow?

>>67529 A wizard should know better.

Has your waifu changed species over time?

>>67547 Yes and no. It's more that my idea of her has just been refined.

>>67376 why are you posting AI generated trash here? there's a whole thread for AI trash, keep it there please and thank you

>>67549 Not him, but although the eyes and ear piercings are dead giveaways, her having 5 fingers per hand is pretty impressive. Sooner or later it'll be indistinguishable.

>>67547 I used to be obsessed with hellhounds, but all the memes associating them with niggers made me not like them. I still have nearly every hellhound picture saved though.

>>67551 I still like hellhounds, I just ignore the retarded memes, cause letting bad fan content ruin something you enjoy is kind of a faggy mindset. Sorta like having cheshires forever ruined for you cause of BobAnon. Up your willpower, friend.

>>67547 After the first month of discovering all mamonos, not really. The only major change is that my top 3 became a top 4 and the new one keep going higher

>>67439 the law should be that you're allowed to break the door if you can pay for repairs yourself, that way the hound is happy because she can break anon's door and rape him, and anon is happy since he doesn't lose anything like the price of a new door in the process

The great Dragonian bake-off

>>67472 You can pull a page out of Rogue Legacy, make it a game about a guy braving dungeons full of monstergirls and, whenever your player character gets raped, you marry and retire and then the son continues on the quest. And instead of the monstergirl that dad lost to, there's a new monstergirl in her place; or if she was a stage boss she just doesn't rape you and leaves you to her minions since she's already happily married.

>>67556 Oh, that's a great idea for a roguelike. You can start with one ability from the last enemy you lost to.

>>67556 Now I'm picturing an Echidna making a live action version of that.

>>67547 nope once a hebi lover always a hebi lover

>>67547 I'm not married my favorite mamono species has stayed the same, though the contenders have gotten closer to equality I think and there might be more of them I don't do much thinking about it or comparing and contrasting, though

I’m just saying that maybe shirohebis and superior sneks in general shouldn’t move into their boyfriends apartment when it’s a tiny one bed affair

>>67561 Saying shirohebi and affair in the same sentence is a surefire way to get bluefire corrected.

>>67561 i could make a twin size mattress and a dozen imps work

>>67490 Well.... *pffftftffttft* it's a little bit of a storytime. You see, in Russia, military service is mandatory for all able-bodied men. However, at least from what I know from Russians I've been interacting with, their "military service" turns out to be anything but. Also, they've taken a couple pages from the Roman legionary handbook, and I'm not talking about discipline and organization. Gay sex is not overwhelmingly prevalent among Russian conscripts, but is pretty common. And given that nearly every healthy male has to endure this 'military service' for about a year, the amount of people who had to suck someone's wiener or got pounded in the butt is not very small. And there's a whole lot reasons to fuck a guy in the butt in the Russian army, including "disciplinary" and even just for entertainment. That's a lot of alps.

>>67565 Oh, and there's also the fact that Russian culture is predominantly prison culture, and in prisons, well, gay sex is a thing.

>>67564 >a dozen imps Your greed is immeasurable.

>>67567 well, i'd start with one, then she'd convince me to summon her friend since imps are social creatures and need more imps to thrive. then her friend has a sister, and her sister needs her bff and so on

Петух

I don't know if I need to accept separating my favorite monstergirl from my favorite mamono or just lean into calvinball

>>67568 >since imps are social creatures and need more imps to thrive You only need four Imps, one for each colored bead.

>>67569 Cockatrices are cute, but what do they have to do with netflix?

>>67569 suka na (my) hoooy

acquired the first volume of MGE, much harder than acquiting the second volume somehow

>>67442 >>67448 >>67450

>>67545 choco milk

>>67563 I’m not fitting any one else in that small room when she’s hogging all the space. I have to play don’t step/trip on the hebi tail when i walk. Sneks are LOOOOOOOONG.

>>67575 Oh. Well, at least it will be over soon.

>>67575 I'm going to fuck the marshmallows and nobody can stop me

>>67573 I'm reminded of videos of a few monkeys in a (Chinese, I think?) zoo. The conditions were shit and people bullied them and now I'm sad.

>>67575 Nyanthanasia!

>>67579 Don't be an asshole.

>>67573 Wasn't that supposed to be the grizzly girl?..

>>67583 bears are large fat dogs after all

Putting fluffomorph potion in fluffy monsters to fluffy them

>>67575 Finally kotpeace

>>67585 Madman doing the right thing

>>67582 Best I can do is fucking that nurse's asshole instead, final offer.

>>67584 She's not fat, she's bulking!

>>67575 finally... peace...

>>67588 oh no.

>>67591 WHO THE FUCK LET CHESH IN A HOSPITAL. OUT. OUT

>>67592 Purrjob healed my boner

>>67592 cheshire goes where she pleases *slurp*

>>67587 She needs a thicker winter coat. Not enough cuddling and fucking to generate the mana to grow it in. I advise more yipping.

>>67594 Real doc just entered the room >>67595 This level of fur >>67446 is not enough?

>>67592 >when the nurse gets your semen sample but then the real nurse shows up many such cases

>>67596 I dunno depends how cold the winter is. You should encourage fluff anyway as you want new fluff to grow in which is softer and floofier.

>>67598 Daily brushing helps a lot

>>67569 no anon, you are the rooster, she's a chicken

>>67599 Are you familiar with “Painting the Forth Bridge?”

>>67561 Ah yes Shirohebis are superior sneks

>Mech is ready anon, be careful out there >Let's grab some fish'n'chip when you come back >No I didn't hack your cam, silly ideas you have >Yes, the dice charms with cat ears are mandatory >Chop chop, you're dropping in 40 seconds

>>67597 >>67592 >>67596

>>67604 Paging nurse cheshire

barbs been doodling dragons

Axem's doodling trolls

>>67604 Let's gooooo we're so back, best healer in town

>>67604 >I proscribe shenanigans

>>67604 >>67606 >>67607 WE ARE SO BACK

You shouldn't have been alp-posting this whole time, anons. >be Floridian anon >DOTR happened a while ago, the world was fixed and everything settled down for a while >then, suddenly, you’re being- woken up at 4 A.M. by an air raid alert >you make your best “not this shit again”-face and look out the window to check it out >oh holy SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!?!?!!?! >there’s a swarm of planes heading from the east >what the fuck, didn’t monster-girls just monsterize everything and make things awesome around the globe?.. >the huge swarm of airplanes blankets the skies above the city faster than you can grab your AR-15 (now fully-automatic thanks to monster mana) and flee >the planes’ bottoms open up, releasing huge swarms of something >upon closer examination, that “something” turns out to be people >you see they’re wearing white-and-blue T-shirts >oh Chaos manifest, is that a raid by Jeffrey Epstein’s private security forces?! >dog gamned baphomets did revive that bastard, and now you’re paying the price for that >before you can get in the car and get the fuck out of there, and hope for the BASED PRESIDENT DARINA TRAMP to resolve this with her based military, three of these strange soldiers land on your lawn, not too far away from you >oh shit, they’re alps >they spot you before you can react <”Oi posmotri kakoj simpatichnij malchik~ Poshli trahnem evo v zadnitsu.” <”Blyat Petya, ti seichas devushka, u tebya net chlena shtob ti ego smog trahnut.” <”Ah suka blyat. Ne vashno, poshli iznasilujem evo vse ravno.” >ugh… >these aren’t Epstein’s soldiers, these are Russian paratroopers >well it’s hard to tell them apart at a first glance, they’ve got the same white-and-blue pattern on their T-shirts as on that house on Epstein’s island >whatever, now you’ve only got more reasons to shoot them down “GET AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY YOU COMMUNIST TRANNY FAGGOTS” >you yell as you blast them with your AR-15 >the Russian invaders drop a lot of loot as they fall helplessly on the ground >most of that loot is vodka, though >you grab a couple bottles and get in the car before reinforcements arrive >on man, there’s a lot of Russians dropping from the sky, there’s no way in hell you’re going to dispatch them all >where’d Russia even get those alps, anyway?.. >aren’t they supposed to be the based traditionalist orthodox Christian country that lately got extremely popular with those right wing nutters? >well, guess you’re going to figure this out later >for now, focus on fleeing to a safe place >shit, it looks like the entire east coast of Florida is overrun with those faggots >browsing the news, you see a widecast public announcement >all the states are mobilizing, people grabbing their enormous collections of guns (which they were able to purchase legally and without registration thanks to the monster takeover) and get ready for a counter-assault >New Hampshire has managed to beat back the Russian menace and are now assembling a liberation force to cleanse other states >the west-coast states are massing a large navy, ready to invade Russia on the east coast >Alaska is receiving a massive influx of Canadian deer girls, ready to fight the Ruskies >Canadians know better than anyone what happens when fags take over your country, they’ve got ONE prime minister that was a fag and he screwed their country really bad >that’s it for the good news, on the other hand, reports speak of seemingly-endless Russian swarms that just keep coming from the east no matter how hard they’re being pounded by the AA defenses >certainly, something’s gone terribly wrong with the ruskies >and if nobody finds it soon enough, the whole world risks to drown in the massive wave of alps that threatens to overwhelm the Western civilization >you realize you’ve got to do something to stop this new red menace...

>>67547 Not really, no. I just don't speak about some of the girls I like because of dumb meta reasons.

>>67606 My urge to MERE: maximum

>>67611 >WE ARE SO BLACK

>>67616 I want this big black dog to violate me

>>67612 Peak savage.

>Be anon >Buying groceries >As I walk out of the store I am molested >By a woman asking me to sign her petition for something >I frankly don't care and am in a rush to get home (I have stuff that needs to go into the freezer) and I just sign it without looking >She smiles, says thank you and leaves >Get home unpack groceries. >Some package I don't remember ordering arrives and I sign for it. >Its a brand new pair of shoes my size. >Figure that I just forgot about ordering them since my current shoes were kinda getting worn down. >Go onto computer and download some new free flavor of the month shooter game. >skip past EULA and just hit agree. >Play for a bit then log off. >Decide to go out to eat >Go to mon-pizza as its close enough to walk to and I want to break in my brand new shoes. >Order a pizza, eat the pizza then ask for the bill. >I briefly look over the bill focusing on the number and not really reading anything else making sure it lines up. >It does so I sign the bill, leave the exact amount denoted in cash then walk home. >Make myself a sandwich for tomorrow morning so I can eat then go. >Go to sleep after a busy afternoon of errands. >Be anon woken up at 8 am. >walk down stairs to see a grand total of 8 demons all arguing over some massive stack of scrolls, paper, Ipads and one etched stone tablet. >They briefly look at me and stop. >they exchange looks >One of them (who can best be described as "mommy") gets up and walks over to me. <oh your awake. Don't worry about us, we just have some legal matters to straighten up between us 8. <Here take this sandwich we found in your fridge and this packet of mints from all of us. Don't worry about work we got that sorted out already. Just play your games upstairs and we will call you back down when we are ready for you to sign. >Tfw I see the other 7 still have gone back to discussing in a much more polite manner now. >Have no choice but to go back up stairs. Help its been 5 hours since then and they are still at it. I'm not even sure how far it is till their done. They've given me lunch, supper and 3 more packets of mints since then. How did I even sell my soul 8 times without noticing?

>>67606 >>67614 High tier monsters are the strongest, the prettiest and the most prone to losing to cock

>>67620 why are they in my fridge get out of there that's MY food

>>67603 I think the concept of "mech engineer wife" just made Gremlins shoot up my list a bit I know there's no real point in having one in the MGE setting, but mechs are too cool... Maybe as an overcomplicated farming machine?

>>67623 Gremlins don't need a point for anything they build; I guarantee that if you were to just explain the concept of a mech to a gremlin, you'd have a working prototype by the end of the week.

>>67612 This is so 2015.

>>67622 If any of them used the food they brought it would result in hair pulling and fighting which according to them was what happened in the first hour of them meeting.

>>67612 Quality shitpost

>>67620 ah, vell, you zee, beaing both a man of ze science, and a practical man, I have surgically added eight more artificial souls to myself, myes, and so with each Daemon owning one of my nine souls zhey have ~11% stake in me, vorthy of a zeat on the board of directors, but not enough to assume direct control. Zhat should solve the problem, ja?

>>67628 I tried this and now they instantly handed me a 2 page letter explaining in no uncertain terms that each individual contract I had signed was % based of my total soul owner ship rather than a flat rate regardless of the total value. In other word I could have grafted 1000 artificial souls and I would still owe each that 1000 and my original. They do say their nearing a final version for me to sign.

>>67623 There are still huge non-mamono monsters to fight. I don't think they're actually dangerous, but for sport...

We should monsterise the large monsters so I can cuddle them.

>>67626 so they just started STEALING? that's not very lawful

>>67607 Delicious brown titties

>>67547 dragon became the undead dragon >>67555 delicious, though its a misnomer because theres less baking and more roasting

>>67635 >Judges come to ask Dragon about her bake >”I hate baking. Baking is for wusses and housewives. It’s just too neat! I cook. I roast. I make things that taste good and if you don’t like it - tough!” >Her eclairs were a shambles but her meat pastry was good enough to save her from going home

>>67630 the demonrealm beasts are generally non-aggro if you don't provoke them

>>67623 The best place to mine dragonium is in the dragon graveyard, and the dragon zombies don't recognize mining mechs as human so they'll be coming at you like it's Pacific Rim the moment you enter their territory.

>>67638 i'd think it's less that they attack anything moving and more than they can sense a human inside and seek crack open the metal coffin

wilmarina's being silly again maybe she travelled to the mythical land of manticoria this time

people always focus on the kottish aspects of the core (understandable), but how is a core like the bat in behaviour or traits.

>>67637 So, naturally, you provoke them. If one can take a crocodile with a few bros, a roll of duct tape, and a whole lot of determination, a demon realm beast should be doable with a mech or a few more bros. Not because you have to, but because you can. A lich will be in standby at camp.

>>67642 That tail sucks so hard it makes bats green with envy. Inb4 "um, actually."

>>67642 she is overly fond of bananas and fruits

>>67645 and her hair looks like a pineapple. the core is FRUITY.

>>67646 >FRUITY That's not what that means.

>>67516 The taller she is than me, the better. >>67539 >>67544 >>67545 I have nothing worth saying, I just want to contribute to the cow propaganda. I want a cow hag gf...

I want Miss Wight to shove her spectral claws straight into my brain and really fuck me up.

>>67647 It means when I huff core mofu I smell apricots or raspberries or guava or something.

"I want ms mindflayer to eat my brains" "I want ms ogre to break every bone in my body" "I want to get addicted to ms wonderwurm's wonderzazz" yeah well I just want ms any mamono to make me feel like it's gonna be ok

>>67652 Silly Anon, it was never okay.

>>67652 And now I will think about an ogre therapist.

>>67649 That's how we got futurama brain slugs in mge, right?

>>67654 Ogre the Rapist

>>67653 I'm not literary master, but i'm assuming that's why he said "to make me feel like it's gonna be ok", as in, in the future.

>>67656 No no Therapist, not The Rapist. However, being smothered by the soft green pillows of an enormous ogre may just make me feel a bit better.

>>67620 >sold yourself to 8 demons >now you're married to ALL of them >massively being screwed by an army of demons, commence! >oh wait a minute >those eight demons suddenly have a conflict of interests as they can't agree on the best way to screw you over >so while your ass is owned by 8 demons at once, they can't agree on how to manage you and you're basically free to do as you please >not a bad demon marriage, huh?

>>67654 ogre therapy seems like she blindfolds you and leads you somewhere and then you find yourself in an open field with a bunch of random pieces of shitty old furniture and then she gives you a metal bat, pats you on the shoulder, and says "go for it"

>>67612 ...Man. Now add some vampires in the mix and you'll get a perfect shitpost that reflects the latest trends in this thread.

>>67658 It's an ogre, so it's The Rapist

>>67660 This sounds good if it’s a friend. Maybe some nice ogre home cooking (stews and roasted meat but far better than you’d expect) and then drinking. >>67662 I hope the aftercare is good.

>>67663 Don't worry, she'll treat you fine.

I want to be sexually harassed by mersharks at the beach.

Aftercare is amazing. When my pelvis is shattered and I’m too tired to even groan properly, I want my mg to be snuggled up, playing with my hair, ready with a glass of water and kissing my cheeks and affectionately squeezing me.

>>67666 >playing with my hair bro?

>>67661 it's gotten so bad i have to nicepost about vampires sometimes if anon knew blood went straight to vampire titties maybe he'd stop being so coy about his blood supply

>>67667 Like ruffling it, or just idly twiddling with it. Very small but personal actions

>>67667 scalp massage seems dope

>>67668 >if anon knew blood went straight to vampire titties I don't give a shit if it goes to titties or not. Vampires are #1 shittiest mge species and they belong in the incinerator.

>>67668 Maybe, maybe not. What if Anon wants a lolimaxxing hagyaru vamp kween and can’t stand the idea of losing out on that delicious flat chest?

>>67672 relocates to the hips

>>67671 Tut, tut, Anon. We all enjoy a bit of fun at the expense of vampires now and again, but they’re good girls! They don’t deserve that fate.

>>67673 Why would anyone want a girl’s boobs on her hips?

>>67675 Easier to grab while thrusting? I mean, chest boobs don't provide much leverage.

>>67674 Any vampires that try anything with ME do deserve that fate.

>>67677 but you dropped your wallet

>>67668 it's pretty over the top I'm on team werewolf and don't really have anything nice to say about vampires but I don't have much mean to say about them either

>>67680 Just communist anarchist faggot anons incapable of pulling their heads out of their own ass. Many such cases. >I don't have much mean to say about them either The thread typically does better when people post about things they like rather than things they don't like.

I think vampires can be very regal and hot, but then I remember they can probably taste what you've been eating and would not want a vampire to taste latent fast food/microplastics

>>67682 With a vampire you'll be eating for two, so you'll have a filling diet without getting fat.

>>67680 >team werewolf Yea. Werewolves kick ass. >don't really have anything nice to say about vampires but I don't have much mean to say about them either The #1 thing I hate about vampires is how they knowingly abuse and mistreat their man. Mindflayers, atlach-nacha? They were born fucked up, they can't help it. Dark elves? Yea, they treat their men like slaves but, they admit they love them. Vampires? You know, they actually love their man, but! They can't admit it, because... well... Because they're "nobles" and nobles can't fall in love with peasants or some shit. Nevertheless, they refuse to leave their chosen man alone, instead coming up with a shit load of abuse and humiliation and having the poor guy endure this crap for god knows how long before their autistic values finally recognize hm as their mate. After which, they will sort of admit they have some feelings for the guy. And the worst part is that they don't HAVE to do this to survive. Mindflayers just have to eat human minds, that's horrible but they were born wrecked. They can't do anything about that. Vampires do NOT need to treat their men like shit to survive, but they CHOOSE to because they put social status crap before their feelings. This is actually so non-MGE they should be kicked out from encyclopedia and replaced with something better.

>>67684 you know that's just a front, right? hence the abundance of dhampirs

>>67685 I think the dhampirs themselves contribute to their abundance rather than the occasional vampire that decided to go "fuck it" and have sex with the guy.

>>67683 >>67682 Yeah, she won't get to taste any of this crap if she doesn't get anywhere near my neck. Problem solved.

>>67686 >Go fuck dad like you love him! >RIGHT NOW! What a good girl.

>>67688 You're confused, that's dark elves you're talking about. Dhampirs don't fuck their fathers.

>>67682 Vampire home cooking is some of the best in the world. Same as their detox programs. Historically it's a trait they had even prior to the current DL, referred to as "purging" vampire captives would often be left to sit in conditions palatable to, and fed a diet palatable to the individual vampire.

>>67684 Stupid illiterate nigger.

>>67689 >Of course, in the case where their mother wasn’t honest with their father, a dhampir's first target will end up being her own mother. they got a lot of daddy issues, it's definitely on the table

>>67689 It says "dad," not "your dad." That's the dhamp screaming at her mom.

>>67693 Still, I think that wouldn't contribute much to dhampir population. By the time there's a conscious dhampir that matured enough to pester her mother about being insincere, the dad's already an incubus so her pestering will only result in more vampires. And that's not very good.

>>67694 but those vampires have a cool old sister to admire

>>67695 They're still vampires, so meh.

>>67696 I can fix them. Or, like, at least soak a rag in garlic oil and tie it around their head really tight.

I think some anon here actually said once that vampires are an evolutionary dead end. While vampires have one, maybe two children, dhampirs screw their husbands with no end in sight. Suppose some 1% of vampires broke their autistic bullshit and had sex with their man as a normal monster would. So we have, let's say, 100 dhampirs per (optimistically) 20000 vampires. Now the average vampire has 2 children (optimistically) while the dhampir has about 5-7 or so. Some five generations later, we have 32 vampires and 3250-16807 children. The vampires are roasted.

>>67697 >I can fix them That's what the last anon said, now he's a loyal butler.

>>67698 32 vampires and 3250-16807 dhampir children per generation* I shouldn't have had so much beer.

You know what monster girls I really hate? Big, fluffy cats! I hate them so much! So, so much!

>>67701 That's good, you're no competition to me them. I like big fluffy cats. I can take all those you don't want.

>>67698 they can bite human w*men too

>>67703 Aside from the fact that humans are limited resource, they usually tend to not bite the human girls. Otherwise we'd have a vampire flood on our hands. (And we don't.) So at fifth generation, we have 640000 vamps vs. 325000-1680700 dhamps. A few more generation and the vampires are an endangered species. Plus not forgetting that dhampirs are far more attractive to a man than vampires, with all their autistic bullshit. Which will reduce the amount of successful vampire offspring as men go for dhampirs.

>>67704 what's the attrition rate on dhamps becoming fallen dhampirs?

>>67705 Dhampirs don't become that, lol

MGE could use a dinosaur girl. Not just a dragon or wurm but an actual dinosaur. That would be pretty cool.

I see much seething and coping about the Nobility of the Night, but not enough roping. Have a few pictures of vampires with their signature looks of superiority to help you along your way.

>>67707 needs more feathers

>>67707 KC did say in a Q&A there are dinosaur mamono, but I wouldn't expect a profile soon. >>67708 >not enough roping True.

>Some clans believe that as nobles they must maintain decorum, and will engage in indirect blood drinking and subtle courtship rituals (for instance they may give a man a cup and he will bring the cup to a party she is attending as a signal he has agreed to have his blood sucked by her). Well anon? Do you reciprocate her crimson chalice?

>>67710 i do like the dynamic when ms vampire is getting uppity with you and then out of nowhere ms dhampir hits her with the steel chair

It must be remembered, that though dhampir make it their mission to defend men, men have their own... methods...

>>67710 That is unfortunate. I suppose they would probably have been extinct anyway. Perhaps someday...

'Tis worth noting their methods of seduction, so one isn't caught unawares.

>Have Abaddon wife >she’s super into French fries >way past jokes about how thicc she is. >they’re her obsession and she has them almost every meal. >Sometimes they are her whole food intake for a day or more. >Eventually you ask her why she is so nuts about them. >”sweetie, I thought you knew.” >”I’m a potato bug!”

Two things worth considering when looking at vampires >Cute dorks >for (you)

>>67708 >3rd image Von Carstein go and stay go

>>67667 >Be bald It's so over

>>67721 Sylvanian shit! I shall beat you with 2 sandals for this insolence praise Asaph

>>67722 Vamp are that toxic

>>67724 Last time I annoyed a Pharoah she said some funny words at me and stormed off. I think a buddy said it roughly translates as 'may a donkey fuck you', and now there's some weird centaurs lingering outside my house.

>>67726 I don't see any Warhammer

>>67726 We're not going to be autistic about posting off-profile MGE girls, because you won't like where that ends up.

>>67729 >off-profile MGE girls funny way of saying you havent read mge and rely on "muh threadcanon"

thinking about muscle hounds again... a huge glut of art on twitter is making me want to comm some more

>>67729 True, a good vampire is impossible if we respect the MGE profil

>>67733 On the other hand

>>67734 Yes, dhampir are the superior version of an overall inferior product for MGE standard. Enough about bloodsucker, we want to get suck the right way by real bats

>>67736 Anon you already posted here >>67735, there's no need to repeat yourself

>>67737 I did not

>>67738 Are you sure? It sounds like something you'd say. >S-she asked me "What is a man?" >A-and grabbed my chin like I was cattle and then s-s-s-she said "Mine." >I j-just know she was making fun of me! I-i-i- don't get how, but I'm sure of it! I won't stand for this abuse, I'm being treated like shit! t. you

>>67739 He's, vamps are the worst.

>>67741 >"s-s-s-she stroked me cheek and -k-kk-k-kissed my lips like I was some kind of animal!" >I c-cried for a solid week

>>67742 Anon is in true pain and you're laughing at him, bully.

>>67743 >L-l-l-laughing?! T-that reminds me of the time I-I said something and she g-g-g-giggled, smiled and me, l-leaned in, t-t-touched my arm and said "You're funny." >L-Like I was some kind of circus monkey!

>>67744 Impale all vamps.

>>67745 With your penis

>>67746 no, rubber stakes

Beware: a hound is abound.

>>67747 Is that what you call it before you're... y'know... hard?

>>67750 What exactly is stopping you from... y'know, posting monstergirls instead of bitching and moaning?

>>67748 I throw the frisbee and use it as a distraction to activate my jetpack and fly to safety

>>67749 Yeah... Can't get hard around bloodsucker.

>>67748 whats the point of this move? is she about to axe kick me or is she going for the leg kabedon?

>>67754 She's trying to impress you with her agility and show you how far you can bend her in bed

>>67753 Understandable, living with a vampire, feeling her call in your blood and seeing her form shimmer in the moonlight, you hardly ever get a chance to go soft.

>>67733 I mean, that would require people to actually READ said profile and noone is interested in doing that. It's the "waaaah demons are bad because they are too controlling, literally slavery" bullshit all over again.

>>67751 >posts offtopic >gets called out >Im posting monstergirls! You're the one bitching and moaning! Now why does this look so familiar?

>>67759 >he's still going

>>67757 I'm already half a step there, really wouldn't be hard to adjust.

>>67759 Stop responding to him, for the love of god. Just report and ignore.

Someone needs to explain to the hellhounds that just because they are dogs that doesn't mean every position they use is automatically "doggystyle"

>spend half your time posting about how much you don't like how other people are posting she exists for this

>>67763 i'll put it on the docket for the next houndcon panel thanks

>>67763 What she does is her style either way.

>>67763 >mating press amazon wife into smithereens >still brags to her friends about how she has amazon position sex every night >floral alraune claims it's lotus position no matter what you say >sylph calls sex a blowjob every single time god dangit I'm TIRED of these cheshires cosplaying other species

>>67764 Now you're complaining about other people complaining. Uh oh?

>>67768 Shog-san is the only cure for the voices. Give in, drown them out with her own.

>>67769 Shog-chan dressing up as an idol and singing for her Mastah!

>>67770 Dressing up for mastah as mastah for idol mastah, mastah of idols?

>>67769 Nah, shogs are terrible if you follow their profile

>>67770 she would sound like kk slider with a flanger no matter how beautiful and eloquent her speaking voice was

>>67772 You know which girl really fucking grinds my gears if you go by the profile? Weresheep.

>>67774 What's so wrong with the Weresheep, Anon?

>>67775 >When they find a human man, they make a gentle smile as though happy from the bottom of their hearts, and slowly head over to the man and gently embrace him, affectionately rubbing their fluffy body all over the man. Fucking disgusting, truly if any profile deserves to be rewritten this is it. I know she's technically an MGE girl but this honestly doesn't even feel like MGE. Gross. Ick.

>>67776 I didn't even know KC could write something so sick. What has MGE come to?

>>67778 its so over...

>>67776 Idunno... sounds kinda nice to me, as a true monsterfucker that fucks only the most monstrous of girls

>>67780 But isn't there a limit on how monstrous you should be? >And then, while embracing the man and joined with him, they'll keep slowly shaking their hips. While the man is so sleepy he can't resist, he'll be filled with a comfortable pleasure, and just as he releases mana inside them, he'll fall asleep while enveloped in their fluffiness. Fuckin' threw up a little in my mouth even posting this, he's never beating the allegations.

>threadcanon: Horrible monster who wants to drug and enslave you in her palace clad in eternal night. >Actually just a chill snake that likes hugs, warm cacao, and nerd stuff.

>>67782 They don't think it be like it is but it do

>>67782 The hoodie grapesnek looks like she might at least share some weed.

>>67784 She totally does dudebroski. She's got the finest cush around too, you should try her purple venom strain.

>>67783 What a sad view, all alone, on the top of the world... >>67784 Not a big smoker, I prefer cig, but hanging out with her on a hot summer day must be funky

>>67786 Eww, is she french? What the fuck is she doing with a kwassont?

>>67776 We'd run out of things to talk about if we simply talked only about things possible canonically (not a single person would even mention pyrows if not for zoomer personality that was attached to them). And many girls benefit greatly from completely ignoring canon and embracing threadcanon, see - lilim, vampire, malef, etc. Plus, given how sincere and kind MGE is, you really can guess basically the entire personality of a girl just by looking at her profile picture and her name. And bad actors will misinterpret everything anyways.

>>67787 First off, fuck you. Second, maybe but I don't think so. Croissant are just tasty and pair well with tea and coffee

>>67789 Say it, Frenchie. "Chow-dah"

>>67786 >Not a big smoker Could be edibles. >>67787 It's South American grapesnek, she drinks yerba mate a lot. >>67789 Dunno how it goes with mate.

>>67791 "Chow-dah"? >>67792 From what I'm reading, they're medialunas, an Argentinian croissant, and it's a common pairing. The main differences are that they're smaller and sweeter than ours. Edible? On that topic, would you taste MGE drugs, venom and poison too?

>>67793 >On that topic, would you taste MGE drugs, venom and poison too? Oh yeah, without a doubt.

>>67794 What's your ideal wife?

>>67795 Wight

>>67796 >Wight smoking weed with her husband on their balcony Can they smoke, with the undead thing and all?

>>67793 https://youtu.be/2-bbYH_akHg

>>67797 They have all bodily functions, in my head though they just need to do so consciously, or when stirred to great enough emotion to do them subconsciously. They'll pant and moan in the height of sex, but if she wants to soothe me as I lay on her chest she'll have to literally breathe manually.

>>67797 They don't have to breathe, but it doesn't mean they can't inhale. Now that I think about it, Wights that'd choose to smoke would go for cigars both because they're expensive and they're not meant to be inhaled.

>>67801 Wights aren't about pretension. They're sincere girls, high class sincere girls. There's no point in something that only looks fancy on the outside.

>>67802 >>67801 NTA, but cigares are not just stereotypical fancy rich man things. They have a lot of depth, taste, and price ranges. I only smoke that for a reason. They're seen as "manly," but honestly, applying that to MGE is nonsense when the main point is the pleasure of the experience and the coolness factor, I won't lie . >>67799 >or when stirred to great enough emotion to do them subconsciously I dig that, especially with a lich

>>67764 If she existed I wouldn't be here.

>>67804 I'd come back to blogpost

>>67804 That can be said for any mamono waifu, but coming back and sharing our experiences here would be nice. When the first kids start to appear, there will be a lot of panic posting.

>>67806 >coming back and sharing our experiences here would be nice Nah, sharing personal experiences with anonymous people of dubious intelligence is never nice or desirable.

>>67807 Pfft, I take a pic of the sea from our gothic balcony and this nigga thinks he's gonna do something about it

>>67807 I like to think, that post portal, the world would be a different place

>>67808 >this nigga See? Exactly the sort of person I would not want to share anything with.