>>69416 don't the evil cheshire. she's a rapist.

>>69412 Funny cheese? >>69414

>>69417 Good. I’m a VICTIM.

>>69413 Put fingers in ears, not wind

>>69414 Such a vicious and evil creature

>>69422 >Cheshire confused about anon having a tailbone but no tail >Cheshire enjoys the scent and warmth of anon when she has a look >Cheshire takes all of anons hoodies (and virginity)

>>69423 >Waking up to a Cheshire wearing my sweater and nothing else >Sniff it, eyes get all round >Purring and big smile Time for hug&sex

If she's going to do that, then I am going to huff her clothes. I am going to huff her sweaty chesh spats.

>>69425 She might help you

>>69427 this was not the own I thought it was. now shes scent marking me while burying her own face in my clothes. cats...

>>69428 thats why dogs are better

>>69428 On the bright side, it's a really sweet ending

>>69420 But the annoyed twitch of an angry ear is too tempting! I cannot resist its siren call!

>>69429 You'll just reek of houndass instead.

>>69431 Get clawed

Let's not resort to violence and get along.

>>69434 Should have put your dick in those fluffy ears, it's a common sex thing in wonderland.

>>69432 I would huff sweaty hellhound ass all day.

>>69436 Nevermind, let's be violent towards this specific faggot.

>>69437 i made this post.

>>69438 You wouldn't try it? Even once?

>be me >single mamono >what type you ask? > a Vampire > i try to project aura of refined inteligence (pic 1)(rens mom from vampire dormitory) > a fangcel, men just dont realize my value as a sigma woman > get told its easier to find a free slave in the human world, if i go to schools where they arent claimed yet >hell yeah sister!.hulkHogan > go to teaching qualifications/lycensing classes >people in the class are as expected - some human men, a cyclops, a couple of anubisses and a red oni in a tracksuit >somehow i cant work my charm on any of the guys, have to focus on studying anyway >ace the exam of course, as expected by one of my caliber > go to my new workplace >smell the air > oh yeah. we getting laid in this one > see overlook the incoming of my fresh pupils > oh no some of them seem to have been marked by either this or that classmate of theirs,sigh > go to get introduced to my new coworkers > a pair of anubises working the admin side of things >some kiki janitors >a hellhound working security with her husband(i am not jealous at all! anyone who says so is a filthy liar!) > an arachne teaching crafts and home ed > dryad and a troll teaching gardenning > a PE teacher > a whole truckload of takus > stupid cows! their voluminous breast flesh would make all the boys lust for them and not me > go to meet the class that i will be a home teacher of, my class, i like the sound of that >1st years > holy shit there are unmarked boys > look at the mamono and female population of the class >oh no > a my worst nightmare has come to pass >dhampirs >wish to cry, bet they would bully me for it no doubt! >So im Vamp-nnonette,im a bit new to teaching and if you have anything you dont know or need help with, please reffer to me and i will try to help you > i can feel their malicious red eyes on me >be strong Vamp-nnonette > do a roll call >the 2 dhampirs are twins, maybe i can make them fight each other and not me > i am very smart! > one has this mature charm to her(pic3), the other looks like the stereotypical little sister(pic2) >they introduce themselves >little one introduces herself:, You peasants should be grateful to be in the presence of me and my sister! For i am the most powerful dhampir in existence(and strikes an edgy pose); i and everyone in the room try very hard not to cringe >mature one: So im like very happy to meet you! i like karaoke, sweets and like hanging out with friends! please be nice to me and please be patient with my sister > She smiles. Sweet demon Lord, those canines >remember all the 4mon threads about how all guys want is length >urge to cry is getting stronger <Will Vamp-nnonette manage to get herself a boyfriend? Will she have a hellish time with chuuni dhamp and gyaru dhamp?Will she get her lycense suspended for grooming a minor! find out tomorrow, because i have to go to sleep since i have to work tomorrow!

>>69442 only with a shog or a slime>>69437 >>69437 same bro, same

>>69444 She should just down potions until her chest rivals the taku. No matter what they say, every man loves a good pair of bloodbags.

>>69444 finally, the vampire finds herself the perfect guy! >a shy, quiet nerd who seems to be unremarkable >perrrrrr-fect catch for the pompous vampire bitch, oh I mean teach! >she waits for the best moment to make her first move on him >yeah, that's it! <"Anon Incognitus, I demand you follow me into my office." [Anon Incognitus] "Oh noes, Ms. Pompous Vampire Bitch, what'd I do?" <"You exist. And I'm about to fix it. Now follow me or I'm giving you a disciplinary slip!" "Uuuuohoyoyohoho..." >Anon follows her, nervous and shakind >perrrfect, now just to wrap him up-- >suddenly something shoots her in the back real hard >she falls on her face, something tramples her >she looks up and sees a big bad rescue dragon from a parallel universe, armed with a flak-cannon <"HA HA FUCK YOU, I've claimed this guy ages ago, so go fuck yourself." >the drake snatches Anon just as the vamp is about to curse real bad

I want a neet lim that NEVER showers.

>>69449 All lims are neat!

>>69451 Lilims owe me sex.

>>69455 Bunnies?

On a side note, I have no idea what the backstory is on the automaton and the bunny. Is it the Monty Python bunny? Is Anon just scared of bunnies? WHO KNOWS!?

>>69457 You'd have to ask the anon that does the stited together greens(forgot how how we called him). He knows how to look for that stuff

I'd get on my hands and knees and let either a wight or a lilim use my back as a seat.

>>68585 >It would take her ages to learn all the tricks I've picked up. Think about all the heartache he'd go through trying to teach her how and where to pet. He's too polite, he'd let her do it wrong for their whole lives. Oh, and who knows what kind of diet that girl has. What if she's one of those corn cows? Ugh. There's only one way I can be sure my little love is getting the highest quality milk.

argh grr manono sex hrrrngh

>>69461 might be onto something

>>69461 Yes

>>68807 Something like this.

>>68807 ms mamono taking me away to a place with no civilization stains on it

>>69457 Looks like you'll just have to imagine one. https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16146193#p16151859 https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/150103315/#150114506 I choose to think this Automaton has never seen a rabbit in her life before and doesn't realize how much of a threat it is (not much).

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that if you are traveling through the forest, you may come across an ancient automaton. Please do not approach her without her permission, she is likely covered in birds and enjoying watching them....or her harpy friend is visiting and needed a perch.

>>69467 Bumbaclod?

>>69469 How do I ask for permission without scaring off the birds? How do you politely ask if she needs the moss cleaned out of her joints? How do I turn off the big laser on my chest?

>>69471 Stupid clanker, can't scrap it

>>69472 She doesn't clank. She gently whirrs. If you put your ear to chassis, you can just hear her watchwork tick.

>>69473 But you can't, you will scare the birds

>>69326 You think you're going to hug the top part, but actually the bottom part is going to hug you.

Next thread belongs to the brute squad!