>>68573 All things are relative.

>>68574 Just like your new gf! Blood-relative, even!

>>68512 >fox >DEX She looks like she escaped a retirement home for this pic

Dangerous cats

>>68578 Are those chains on the bra or are they connected to her tits?

>>68512 the quality build werewolf

>>68578 Most people underestimate the strengths of the average werecat

>>68580 No big swords on the wolf?

>>68578 spiky tongue blowjob torture...

>>68583 It's called purrjob and it will feel great, that's not torture

>>68575 I want to have a holstaur mom who starts forbidding me from dating because she is overprotective but gradually considers it cheating on her.

>>68582 it's a quality build. it can use anything my wife is a wolf with a big sword

Would you REALLY marry and have kids with someone who spends most of the day listening to "capuccino bombarillo AI slop brainrot compilation 8h" on loop?

>>68592 If she casually enjoys it then I would, otherwise 8 hours is far too much. But it is good to have a wife with a sense of humor unlike normies who are very picky with their comedy these days.

>>68591 Monsters stop drinking monster energy as soon as they get their hands on anon's monster.

>>68592 That would be the equivalent of a hag listing to bass boosted earrape Rickroll 8h on loop.

New comic Gaira will be out on the 25th https://x.com/ComicGaira/status/2009564009247502478

>>68596 Year of the hoss.

>>68596 That is the most /fa/ horse I've ever seen

>>68598 Eh, the horse part is very undecorated. Bicorns though? Now they know how to dress.

>>68575 Auntie needs to shave.

>>68600 Hi, Anon! It sounds like you're in DESPERATE need of getting the fuck out of my thread and staying fucked off for ever. <3 <3 <3!

>>68601 >my thread

>>68601 >my thread No, this is her swamp now

>>68603 This ogre is both repelling and appealing. I can feel a strong conquering drive for her swamp.

>>68547 OK, real talk--where are the spooders? I would like a fateful spooder encounter, ideally where I accidentally walk into a big spooder's big web and struggle pathetically to escape. Also the spooder has big boobies and is mean to me.

>>68601 Clean shaved and properly sanitary monsters that take care of their hygiene are far superior

>>68547 I'll take the "clueless tourist visits the local fox shrine and uses its sacred offering table to tie his shoelaces" ticket, thank you very much.

>>68605 Spooders and Oomukade are in the Tang clan, studying aphrodisiacs alongside cyclops and dwarves studying mettalurgy and engineering. I never actually understood how those were related outside of maybe the root there being chemistry?

>>68608 What is there to study about aphrodisiacs if one bite of an Oomukade sends you into a paralized horny stupor that lasts hours?

>>68609 Why, of course, how to send one into a paralyzed and also hallucinogenic horny stupor that lasts for days. Or how to obtain the fabled poison body, where one's sweat and blood also become poison, or how to divise a poison so potent even a noble swordmaster who could shake an era would be reduced to a mere female in heat.

>>68607 Mist continent really has nothing to do with foxes. I wonder why.

>>68611 It has its own kind of foxes and they are malicious or rather, "malicious" actually I had zipangu and mist continent mixed up when reading the original post, I'm that much of a clueless white tourist

>>68612 >It has its own kind of foxes A-anon, you're not confusing mist continent with korean kumiho are you?

>>68613 >In the uncivilized "Mist Continent," it is said that kyuubi-no-kitsune rule and a devilish paradise that we can say is truly debaucherous is spreading, where humans and monsters are consumed with thoughts of having sex according to their desires, they can enjoy pleasure and copulation all day every day whether awake or sleeping. No, I stand corrected. Interesting, I think he lumped the peninsula in with the mainland.

>>68613 Inari are the waifu shrine maiden foxes present in jap culture Youko are the manipulative chink foxes, look up the legend of Daji Kumiho would [REDACTED]

>>68615 A REAL MAN lets his wife crudely remove large portions of his liver for consuming raw.

>>68616 No anon, a mamono would be horrified by your idea, even the evil ones

>>68610 >the fabled poison body, where one's sweat and blood also become poison I don't know about blood, but Oomukade do have poison glands all over their skin. They are both venomous and poisonous(like a lot of IRL centipedes). Now Oomukade monsterization would be an interesting topic. The poison is not directly described as being corrupting in nature despite being so strong. I wonder if it's implied by how mamono mana works, or if there is something that the monsterizing species have that the non monsterizing don't. Like large mice can monsterize people, but a venom injecting centipede has no mention of it in the profile.

>>68617 >even the evil ones I don't think you know what evil means.

>>68615 >Daji Huh, fascinating read, I had no idea such a figure ever existed. Why don't they come up more in contemporary literature? Then again, it's not like Helen of troy is being constantly referenced in modern media either.

>>68606 Correct, but the monsters that don't have the problem to begin with are the most superior.

>>68619 mamonos evil is not real evil

>>68617 C'mon, man. Lemme have a horrible monster fox wife who does unspeakable things to me.

>>68621 The Sabbath keeps winning

>>68623 You really want to get cut open and ripped apart for your liver.?

>>68625 I assume it'd be demon silver style nonsense, but yeah, why not?

>>68618 >The Ancient forbidden practice of Gu Poison >Put a bunch of Oomukade together in a steamy hot tub and make them bite each other and the one left standing absorbs the poison energy of all the others (they slowly recover) and becomes the oomukade potent enough to kill (make incredibly horny) a dragon. You ever look into something blatantly dangerous and wonder what it would be like to slip and fall in? I kinda want to enter the 'mukade hot tub

>>68620 >Here's your Daji, bro