>>75161 Silly billy, that's what the magic is for Someone gas ti be the brave pioneer, surviving the harsh elements, sexing his wife to generate the mana for the terraforming so more can follow in his footsteps. One has to get ahead of the game when it comes to the eventual overpopulation.

Would Miss Shog grow cute whiskers and cat ears if I asked nicely? Maybe do that thing where catgirls add "Nyaa" or "Meow" to regular words?

>>75160 >land on mars with only your shog maid >dissolve mars rocks and ores with her corrosive drilling shogtentacles >refine and digest them in all kinds of processing shogstomachs >use materials to grow more shogorgans and expand and automate the whole process >terraform the whole planet to your and your shog's liking >shogtorio with your shogwife!

>>75164 Who knows...

>>75164 Yes. >>75167 Like that, would be so nice if it feels like real cat fluff too

>>75163 >terraforming Assuming it is even possible. Terraforming an entire planet (even one that is smaller than earth) is a huge task and I don't think even the sex-powered perpetual motion engines would do the trick. Mankind can't even terraform Earth, that's why all this global warming bullshit sounds so scary to your average layman. Monster magic is awesome but, how are you gonna terraform Mars from an arctic hell into something at least remotely habitable? Humanity with its best pollution generating industries can't even raise earth temperature reliably by a couple degrees. Then, what are you gonna do about gravity? Lack of water, atmosphere? The fact that Mars is simply too far from the sun. Face it, Mars is a shit target for colonization.

>>75168 >Like that, would be so nice if it feels like real cat fluff too It's going to be a slimy cat.

>>75170 A slime kot is fine too

>>75169 You can't do anything about the gravity, but even a single shog would be able to terraform the planet eventually. Most tasks would take hundreds of years, like creating the right atmosphere or creating rivers and oceans, but you take it one step at a time, starting from a controlled shogenviroment that expands like zerg creep, digginng into the substrate and using the iron oxide to oxigenate the air. Aside from the gravity, which isn't that big of a deal, the actual issue is radiation, so anyone living there would need some kind of radiation resistant shog suit.

>>75172 And you have to be naked except for the shog suit. Which will need to be sucking the cum out of your dick, like, a lot. For, uh, energy reasons.

>>75172 If they have so much energy, why not go to the trappist system? There might be whole three habitable planets, Or at least potentially habitable. Also I don't like shogs. And I would rather not live on a planet morphed into space r'lyeh by those creatures.

>>75166 See, this man gets it You get teams of grems and shogs and later wurms once you get a portal going and you have brave, nakedness men beating back entropy one oxygen scrubber at a time >>75169 You get miss gnome to take over an asteroid and bring it down Or you just magic more into existence let's be real if you can make pocket dimensions you can probably make a magic fueled device that just outputs dirt or clean water, especially if you get right godlike monsters with you. Besides, low gravity isn't even bad with magical health because now you can princess carry your lamia gf without assistance.

>>75173 >Which will need to be sucking the cum out of your dick, like, a lot. For, uh, energy reasons. Well, yeah, duh. Those are very important reasons. >>75174 >If they have so much energy, why not go to the trappist system? Why not both? Different shogs go terraform different planets with their husband. >Also I don't like shogs. And I would rather not live on a planet morphed into space r'lyeh by those creatures. Your bias shows. I for one would LOVE to turn a planet into an eldritch habitat.

>>75174 Your options are shogs, gremlins and automatons, or elementals but ultimately all 3 have a part in every new world in the mamonopire

>>75166 >Shogtorio Holy crap I need a mod and I need it now.

>>75177 Elementals are okay, though you forget lilims. They would also be able to do something about a planet with their massive energy. >75175 >get miss gnome to take over an asteroid and bring it down And what will that resolve, aside for killing the poor gnome when the asteroid hits the ground?

>>75179 Adding more mass And she'll be fine, we just need her to cheaply redirect its path into a decaying orbit before shes extracted Or pull some mud from the elemental plane of earth but that's less fun than just abusing the free energy to make the solar system into a demon realm

>>75178 Factorio with shogs, or factorio against shogs? Factorio taming shogs and shog technology?

>>75180 You'll need a whole lot of asteroids to do the trick. Actually, with all those super miracles wouldn't it be just better to pull a rogue planet from the space and place it in L3 of the earth orbit?

>>75182 So long as some guys get to form a sexy NASA and play montorio I guess its alright

>>75184 >fucktorio

>>75183 As long as* Phone posting sucks harder than a ghoul whos husband came back from a business trip

lol I accidentally self-referenced, lucky typo

>>75186 Do you type the post number every time you reply?

>>75187 Well, yes?

>>75188 Surely you jest.

>>75189 What's the problem with that?

>>75190 Click on the post number of the post you want to reply while selecting the text you want to quote

>>75191 >javascript fuckery Oh I see. I'm not used to javascript interfaces and I only enable it on this board because BO fucked up no-JS posting at some point.

>>75181 You could have two different factions, Shog magical biotech vs brutally clean Soviet Kiki industry. Kiki’s could be a more vanilla experience while Shogs could function similar to Gleba with some unique gimmicks.

>>75193 >Soviet kiki no commies in space, man

>>75194 >"Gagarina says otherwise, comrade Mastah."

>>75195 >the kikissar

so when they come, is the entire uk getting wonderlanded? a smile wouldnt hurt

What's your favorite monster lap to lay your head on top of? (This information will be used by the Eros Temple for the purposes of better matchmaking.)

>>75199 On the contrary, wonderland is getting UK'd, since the latter is more bizarre.

>>75195 Of course, it makes so much sense a state sponsored maid in every house, making you completely reliant on her to live... a gatdamn soviet nightmare NO REDS WITHOUT A WHITE AND BLUE, THE EAGLE HARPY WILL FLY

>>75199 I hope so.

>>75202 >a state sponsored maid in every house Man, that does remind me, weren't we supposed to run the MGC elections last year? How long are MGC mayor terms.

>>75200 funny you post a cupid, because i think theyre one of the best for it. personally though, its a mindflayer. tentacle massage, literally removing the bad thoughts and filling you with good ones, you can just Squid on their lap and sit on them like a lapdog. many positives, no negatives.

>>75200 Chesho

>>75204 4 years

>>75200 I’m a Shog man but I think that Lich thighs would be really nice.

>>75204 We need Zombies back in office

>>75211 I can see pictures like that as political propaganda

>>75200 Scylla suction cups on my bald ass head. Lying in the shallow water, basking in the sun, rocking on gentle waves.

>>75200 Lich or Wight, they must be cool and very soft.

>>75200 Zombie for me, a perfect lap to lay my head on in this scorching hot summer

>>75204 theres actually another election in a month but no one knows because of the wonderland party is already in power so everyone's water has been laced with something forgetful. theyre coming for me

>>75207 >>75211 >>75217 Guess i know what event to run after the contest.