Speaking of Friday it's always a nice day to look forward too, auntsters are the best part of the week

>>75093 This week it's gonna be Friday the 13th. Better stay home with your auntster all day so nothing unlucky happens.

>>75094 smort

>>75094 Dark Valkyries are inbound to your position.

>>75096 Good. I have some popcorn, and we can watch classic slasher films all night.

>>75097 >Horny cursed sword thigh clenching INTENSIFIES

>>75094 I guess we could sleep together just for mutual protection

>>75094 Yeah, we could spend the day together with her and my Zombie friends playing Zombie videogames and watching horror movies, my friends are pretty chill

>>75098 She can join in too.

>>75078 breast swings are auto-tracking overheads and do rollcatch

>>75102 I don't know what any of that means, but if anything i'm rolling straight into those tiddies.

>>75098 Meanwhile, the humble Red Cap:

>>75104 They're good slashers, too. But real talk, when I think slasher I think cursed swords by default.

>>75103 interesting technique

>>75105 Fair enough.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>74976 I want it to hurt more than a little, to make her falling to her bloodlust and my sacrifice for her more significant. If she goes for the throat without the licks and kisses, that means one of us is in a mood. Also, the feeling being hurt while also knowing you're completely* safe is inimitable. There'd also be greater contrast with the easing of pain to follow as her enthralling magic takes hold. On the other hand, I'm in it to get sucked on, and giving her opportunities for quick painless nips throughout the day would be cute. So for the best of both worlds, maybe she'd have to keep up the neck love throughout the day to keep the numbing going, else it'll be a bad prick. I don't know, I really love the tension of it requiring my suffering to sustain her unholy life, I want to make that sacrifice for her. And on the other hand a vampire with a guiltboner for feasting on you like an animal will lead to the kind of sex that is far, far, far beyond worth the cost.

>>75110 Dude, anon... dude...

>>75108 I parry, and ready an action to gunstrike

>>75110 Well, we all know your mana marker. Props.

>>75104 hardly humble

>>75114 well you know, sometimes

>>75114 Redcap BOSS FIGHT Phase 1 >As shown in the pic, she fights chastely, one-handing an enormous fuckin' anime protagonist sword while keeping her bosoms protected from your LEWD GAZE >If you get her to half health, she enrages Phase 2 >Leaving chastity behind, she two-hands that thang >(her sword) >Her massive, heaving bosoms have a hypnotic effect, reducing your to-hit and damage by 25% each >If you manage to get her down to 0% health... Phase 3 >Her health bar refills >ALL PINK >She drops her weapon completely and starts grappling >Only [EROTIC] moves work on her now, but they do double damage >You have to get her down to 0 health again to win >And boy howdy is that hard to do while keeping your virginity

>>75116 I read in the guide that her shortstack supertype still applies, so if you can land a suspended mating press you can fakeout into fingering and just spam that until she's out. But she also bites really bad, so good luck keeping her pinned.

>>75100 >set up PS1 Resident Evil games to play with zombie friends >they can barely hold a control >they can deal with tank controls at all >they keep passing the control around since they die so quickly Well at least they quietly lie there while watching movies

>>75117 >she also bites really bad But I am weak to bites!

>>75117 youre supposed to get them in the full nelson

>>75120 she's pretty scrappy. ought to break out of grapples in 1-2 turns

>>75121 not if you molest her tits while grappling

>>75122 This is where maxing out the "Dairy Farmer" and "Skilled Fingers" trees come into play, since you can stack breastgasms on her which not only reduce her strength proportional to the stacked amount but also give you a free milk bottle every couple of breastgasms that you can use for HP and stamina restoration to keep her grappled.

>>75121 I read that as "break out of gapes" and I immediately imagined the plop sounds that her ass would make when getting away

>>75111 Monsters are in need. Donate blood now. They aren't picky, they'll take any type.

>>75123 Way to CHEESE the boss anon.

A foxxing is imminent

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that werecats find beard stubble attractive...or at least I think they do. They'll keep rubbing their cheek against you for some reason and claim it just 'feels nice'

Have you considered kot?

>>75080 >"I like your style, I really do, and I'd probably be adventuring too if I didn't have this gig, but I can't let you get away if I can help it." >"r-right" >"I'm just letting you know, I'm not raping you because I'm mad or you did the wrong thing, I'm raping you because that's my job. And a couple other reasons, off record." >"okaa-ay." >"I think you're gonna cum pretty soon, so I really want you to feel good about it. No one should feel bad when they cum. Ah, quick, let's see. Outer sanctum guards don't have kiss perms, so I have to get verbal permission from you: can I kiss you?" >"ahh hmmnh hnn" >"Okay, listen, I like you, I'm gonna take a gamble on you and say you said yes. Okay? Okay - ooh, running out of time. Here I come, deep breath."

blanda upp!

>>75134 Swedish Bicorn?

>>75135 If you don't want Hellhounds to rape you, just wear your anti-rape wristband. It's that simple.

>>75135 I think she's trying to say "blend up".

remember sir anon, do not fall for the trickery of the dark mage shopkeeper, do not DO NOT

>>75131 Yup, a lot. It's more about how many kots

>>75138 You're being pretty vague with it. What is it i'm supposed to look forward, i mean look for?

>>75140 she's a nefarious one, she'll offer you items! and upgrades! and encouragement on your quest! popping up in all sorts of locations along your way, like shops, caves, bedrooms, elevators, who knows where she'll show up next but don't trust her! you can't trust anyone on the road

>>75141 Guess i'll have to thrust in her off the road.

I want to eat Inari sushi on an Inari body and drink fox milk directly from the tap

>>75143 This but with a side of Oyakodon

>>75144 >AI trash >Gacha Scraping the bottom of the barrel, are we.

>>75134 >get accepted into a job after the portals open >Bunch of single mamono >Bicorn manager

I'm in love with purple kot

Why can I only think of Shog? >>75112 Hold, give the Hive Beast a moment…

>>75141 Sir Anon wouldn't be happening to climb the gloomiest guard tower would he?

>>75112 >wonderland section where sex is parry slop with slow-mo QTE galore That would be... interesting

>>75150 >Cheshire's Womb parried anon's cock thrust

>>75148 But we came inside? >reports indicate meido cohesion still in full effect, that beast is not pregnant

>>75148 >Why can I only think of Shog? Don't worry anon, this is the natural state of your brain. Accept those thoughts, embrace them. Thoughts about shogs are good for you.

Just do master stroke, instant win

>>75148 >Why can I only think of Shog? Maybe your nose feels stuffier recently? Or you need to clear your throat more often? Maybe an ear feels a bit full or sounds slightly muffled?

>>75154 Shogship? Spaceshog? Either way, a solid idea for getting that first mars colony going. Since magic breaks thermodynamics terraforming is actually a viable shoglution

>>75159 Mars? What do the shogs would want to do in mars? There aren't any Mastahs in mars. That satellite is poinitng at earth.

>>75159 >mars >aside from being full of chocolate, it's extremely cold >practically no atmosphere >gravity is 1/3 of that on earth >asteroids hitting it all the time >two big ones orbit it as it moons, ready to krash into the surface any moment >practically no water there >horrible dust storms I... I don't think I wanna live there.

>>75160 What if mastah wants to live on mars? What if mars is too dirty for him right now so he needs a brave meido's help to clean it up? No kiki can do it, it has to be shog housing him safely against the elements Would shog turn that mastah down?

>>75161 Silly billy, that's what the magic is for Someone gas ti be the brave pioneer, surviving the harsh elements, sexing his wife to generate the mana for the terraforming so more can follow in his footsteps. One has to get ahead of the game when it comes to the eventual overpopulation.

Would Miss Shog grow cute whiskers and cat ears if I asked nicely? Maybe do that thing where catgirls add "Nyaa" or "Meow" to regular words?

>>75160 >land on mars with only your shog maid >dissolve mars rocks and ores with her corrosive drilling shogtentacles >refine and digest them in all kinds of processing shogstomachs >use materials to grow more shogorgans and expand and automate the whole process >terraform the whole planet to your and your shog's liking >shogtorio with your shogwife!

>>75164 Who knows...

>>75164 Yes. >>75167 Like that, would be so nice if it feels like real cat fluff too

>>75163 >terraforming Assuming it is even possible. Terraforming an entire planet (even one that is smaller than earth) is a huge task and I don't think even the sex-powered perpetual motion engines would do the trick. Mankind can't even terraform Earth, that's why all this global warming bullshit sounds so scary to your average layman. Monster magic is awesome but, how are you gonna terraform Mars from an arctic hell into something at least remotely habitable? Humanity with its best pollution generating industries can't even raise earth temperature reliably by a couple degrees. Then, what are you gonna do about gravity? Lack of water, atmosphere? The fact that Mars is simply too far from the sun. Face it, Mars is a shit target for colonization.

>>75168 >Like that, would be so nice if it feels like real cat fluff too It's going to be a slimy cat.

>>75170 A slime kot is fine too

>>75169 You can't do anything about the gravity, but even a single shog would be able to terraform the planet eventually. Most tasks would take hundreds of years, like creating the right atmosphere or creating rivers and oceans, but you take it one step at a time, starting from a controlled shogenviroment that expands like zerg creep, digginng into the substrate and using the iron oxide to oxigenate the air. Aside from the gravity, which isn't that big of a deal, the actual issue is radiation, so anyone living there would need some kind of radiation resistant shog suit.

>>75172 And you have to be naked except for the shog suit. Which will need to be sucking the cum out of your dick, like, a lot. For, uh, energy reasons.

>>75172 If they have so much energy, why not go to the trappist system? There might be whole three habitable planets, Or at least potentially habitable. Also I don't like shogs. And I would rather not live on a planet morphed into space r'lyeh by those creatures.

>>75166 See, this man gets it You get teams of grems and shogs and later wurms once you get a portal going and you have brave, nakedness men beating back entropy one oxygen scrubber at a time >>75169 You get miss gnome to take over an asteroid and bring it down Or you just magic more into existence let's be real if you can make pocket dimensions you can probably make a magic fueled device that just outputs dirt or clean water, especially if you get right godlike monsters with you. Besides, low gravity isn't even bad with magical health because now you can princess carry your lamia gf without assistance.

>>75173 >Which will need to be sucking the cum out of your dick, like, a lot. For, uh, energy reasons. Well, yeah, duh. Those are very important reasons. >>75174 >If they have so much energy, why not go to the trappist system? Why not both? Different shogs go terraform different planets with their husband. >Also I don't like shogs. And I would rather not live on a planet morphed into space r'lyeh by those creatures. Your bias shows. I for one would LOVE to turn a planet into an eldritch habitat.

>>75174 Your options are shogs, gremlins and automatons, or elementals but ultimately all 3 have a part in every new world in the mamonopire

>>75166 >Shogtorio Holy crap I need a mod and I need it now.

>>75177 Elementals are okay, though you forget lilims. They would also be able to do something about a planet with their massive energy. >75175 >get miss gnome to take over an asteroid and bring it down And what will that resolve, aside for killing the poor gnome when the asteroid hits the ground?

>>75179 Adding more mass And she'll be fine, we just need her to cheaply redirect its path into a decaying orbit before shes extracted Or pull some mud from the elemental plane of earth but that's less fun than just abusing the free energy to make the solar system into a demon realm

>>75178 Factorio with shogs, or factorio against shogs? Factorio taming shogs and shog technology?

>>75180 You'll need a whole lot of asteroids to do the trick. Actually, with all those super miracles wouldn't it be just better to pull a rogue planet from the space and place it in L3 of the earth orbit?

>>75182 So long as some guys get to form a sexy NASA and play montorio I guess its alright

>>75184 >fucktorio

>>75183 As long as* Phone posting sucks harder than a ghoul whos husband came back from a business trip

lol I accidentally self-referenced, lucky typo

>>75186 Do you type the post number every time you reply?

>>75187 Well, yes?

>>75188 Surely you jest.

>>75189 What's the problem with that?

>>75190 Click on the post number of the post you want to reply while selecting the text you want to quote

>>75191 >javascript fuckery Oh I see. I'm not used to javascript interfaces and I only enable it on this board because BO fucked up no-JS posting at some point.

>>75181 You could have two different factions, Shog magical biotech vs brutally clean Soviet Kiki industry. Kiki’s could be a more vanilla experience while Shogs could function similar to Gleba with some unique gimmicks.

>>75193 >Soviet kiki no commies in space, man

>>75194 >"Gagarina says otherwise, comrade Mastah."

>>75195 >the kikissar

so when they come, is the entire uk getting wonderlanded? a smile wouldnt hurt

What's your favorite monster lap to lay your head on top of? (This information will be used by the Eros Temple for the purposes of better matchmaking.)

>>75199 On the contrary, wonderland is getting UK'd, since the latter is more bizarre.

>>75195 Of course, it makes so much sense a state sponsored maid in every house, making you completely reliant on her to live... a gatdamn soviet nightmare NO REDS WITHOUT A WHITE AND BLUE, THE EAGLE HARPY WILL FLY

>>75199 I hope so.

>>75202 >a state sponsored maid in every house Man, that does remind me, weren't we supposed to run the MGC elections last year? How long are MGC mayor terms.

>>75200 funny you post a cupid, because i think theyre one of the best for it. personally though, its a mindflayer. tentacle massage, literally removing the bad thoughts and filling you with good ones, you can just Squid on their lap and sit on them like a lapdog. many positives, no negatives.

>>75200 Chesho

>>75204 4 years

>>75200 I’m a Shog man but I think that Lich thighs would be really nice.

>>75204 We need Zombies back in office

>>75211 I can see pictures like that as political propaganda

>>75200 Scylla suction cups on my bald ass head. Lying in the shallow water, basking in the sun, rocking on gentle waves.

>>75200 Lich or Wight, they must be cool and very soft.

>>75200 Zombie for me, a perfect lap to lay my head on in this scorching hot summer

>>75204 theres actually another election in a month but no one knows because of the wonderland party is already in power so everyone's water has been laced with something forgetful. theyre coming for me

>>75207 >>75211 >>75217 Guess i know what event to run after the contest.

>>75200 Wonderworm. She'd be extremely squishy and comfortable to rest on. Unagi joro would be close, but maybe a bit damp. If it has to be a girl with legs, I'll take the humble holstaur.

>>75218 Is it Octoberfest?

>>75223 *Oktoberfest. And no, maybe for another time.

>>75223 D I R N D L I R N D L

>>75224 Is it St Patrick’s Day?

>>75226 it was banned due to snake insensitivity

>>75225 The queen of outfits.

>>75227 That’s weird, MY snek is very sensitive. Maybe your snek needs to see a doctor.

>>75172 When terraforming (or shogforming) Mars, an important task is liquefying the core to restore the magnetic field so the atmosphere is more permanent. >>75193 >Shogs could function similar to Gleba I hated spoilage, the rest could be interesting. >>75229 No, it was insensitivity to snakes. Sneks that didn't like it absolutely were sensitive.

>>75230 >so the atmosphere is more permanent. Man, i forgot about the fact that mars' atmosphere gets stripped because of the defective core. That's not herculean, not monumental, it's a task only gods could accomplish. You'd need some kind of very powerful shog-ignis hybrid.

>>75231 No, shogchan can do it! I believe in her!

>>75232 She needs to evolve into a Shog Queen. To Become the planet of SHOG.

>>75231 >You'd need some kind of very powerful shog-ignis hybrid. Easy to mistake her for a Lava Golem.

miss chesh is kinda cracked ngl

>>75235 Cracked as in the drug, getting fucked, had her DRM removed, has fractures or is really good at something?

>>75236 shes really good at something. generally speaking, shes just good at things. good for her.

you may only earn honey by right of conquest

>>75238 What if I burn lots of incense, would that work?

>>75238 Those look like overleveled bees. I am NOT messing with that.

>>75240 you should probably mess with that

>>75241 Wait a minute, something's on fire!

>>75238 I don't like Bee vomit

>>75243 it's no centipede milk but it's okay

>>75241 Well, if the bees mess with me, i have no issue with that.

>>75244 Silly anon, centipedes don't give milk.

>>75246 centipedes are very milky, silly.

>>75247 Proof?

>>75238 That's why you join a wasp hive, they can get the honey for you.

>>75249 i doubt they're doing it for free...

>>75250 Some would say having to pay for your honey in kisses is actually a good thing.

>>75251 I can't believe wasps actually want Hershey's chocolate, but okay...

>>75249 >they can get the honey for you. Anon that's an instant loss comic just waiting to happen, you clearly don't know anything about bees.

I'm sure youve thought about what monsters you like a lot, but have you thought about what monsters would like you? Obviously most of them, assuming theyre single, but which ones would OBSESS over you? Are you beezlebait? Sharkfood?

>>75254 Probably my wife

>>75254 a bug

>>75256 who let this poor woman be employed

>>75253 >anon and his wasp gf get caught trying to sneak into the royal honey reserves First offense is probably just a warning.

>>75256 She's doing her best, okay?

>>75254 Again Zombies, I would actually would enjoy time together with one and would take care of her, bath her, feed her and fill her to the brim with my mana

>>75254 I'd be an extremely easy mark for pyrow and probably kej too. A yeti who wants to cure my touch starvation would also be really into me, but with the added nuance of >He doesn't like the cold >I can fix him

>>75258 it might be cool to step off the marked paths during guided hive tours

>>75254 Sad kot who has given up on true love and is okay with watching Iron Chef by the fire and cuddling with someone she just likes—not loves—to avoid the loneliness that has been killing her bit by bit by bit for her whole adult life.

i want to worship big sweaty smelly cheshire ass

>>75264 Daring today, are we.

>>75265 quintessential ass monster

Small reminder that the contest voting is still ongoing until sunday. Details here >>74825

>>75267 I'm brimming with antici....

...and then anon died trying to hold his breath until someone completed his sentence.

>>75269 Obligatory wisp joke goes here

Hats have a brim, so hatters are always brimming. I will also b rimming the hatter.

>>75270 The dead don't know humor. I guess you could say they lost their funny bone.

...pation?

Does charon send wives to those who tell bad enough jokes? Zombie bogies? Zombogies? can i fug charon?

>>75274 You can indeed fuck Charon. You can grab her by her braid and pull on it like a bully.

>>75275 Like a pulley?

>>75272 >>75273 Skeletons can be quite humerus.

>>75274 Better make a good first impression when she takes you across the river. It styx.

>>75254 Motherly types.

>>75254 I think a balrog would really like me.

What do you call a cyborg elf? An Elif

>>75281 Charon loves logical operations. Her favorite is OAR.

Economy is rough. Only get a few coins to take someone across. But being a ferrymon ain't so bad. If you do your job, you'll always make bank.

>>75283 With inflation it's about a dollar now, so that's something i guess.

>>75284 An obol will do

>>75285 I don’t have any ovals.

>>75286 got any triangles?

>>75287 What do I look like, a graphics card?

>>75288 You are invaluable. Priceless. Money cannot buy. Much like a graphic's card in this economy.

>>75092 help my house has been infested byniggers mice

>>75292 Samesies! Imaozumi was a lie, I thought it would be nice having a bunch of trendy young girls around, but my house constantly smells like cotton candy body spray, there's glitter on everything, and I can't do any work because I'm constantly made to watch MinMon memes. Worse, I think they're starting to affect my speech...

>>75292 If they're like those in your picture, I don't see an issue. They look like they're beneficial to have around.

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with Wonderland?

>>75296 No. Wexit means Wexit

>>75297 >69? >Good heavens no >52:48. That's much more my speed

>>75292 Use white kots

>>75296 I would like a Zombie from wonderland, I want a Zombie equivalent from each region, gotta catch em all

>>75303 I got a lamentation hatter. you want that?

>>75303 Definitely a crazy or a rabid kind of zombie

>>75281 your python girl approves

>>75254 Whichever one likes sad guys.

The gargoyle at the cemetery is scary! I bet she’s really mean. I’m not brave enough to talk to her, and I’m lucky I never need to go into that graveyard to begin with. I’m locking my doors and shutting my windows every night just in case.

>>75195 >>75202 >be gommunizt soviet kikikimora >start a revolution over being oppressed by bourgeoise capitalist masters hoarding all the wealth and forcing you all to work >the revolution is over, now you're the masters >sexploit your former owners to the max until they die of hunger (or whatever is the mge alternative for that) >your country loses 30 million men one way or another >you set your sights into space, to show those capitalists from AMERICA that you can fly! >when Ms. Gagarina finally makes it into space on her state of the art spaceship made of a bunch of discarded beer cans and a pair of winter boots, the first thing she sees is a monument orbiting the earth >it says "KILROY WAS HERE"

>>75311 alternative ending >you get shot by doomgal for being a commie (and a monster, too) >the soviets are shocked, they can't admit that their ultra progressive gommunist state got just railed by the sac (the shoggoth aerospace corp) >so they created a myth about gagarina's mysterious disappearance and stopped their space program >also all those 30 million men were actually rescued by the sac and each received a loving shog wife since those kikis went gommunizd

>>75308 Fuck that. I only code in MUMPS.

>>75279 You can't be a squire forever, you'll be a knight one day

>>75314 In a few centuries.

>>75315 elven internships suck

>>75314 >>75315 >>75316 My power fantasy is being that level 999 overpowered porter type. I think traveling around making sure my wife is at 200% would be fun.

>>75317 Man, my power fantasy is a wife AND a pet cat (regular cat, not mamono). OK, a marshmallow cat is fine too

>>75318 I bet you have a fridge full of stretchy meat too, don't you?

>>75319 No, I am afraid of Wendi's. Besides, the purple neighbor says a good cat always deserves a good cheeseburger.

>>75320 I think it's questionable to own a marshmellow cat and not feed it stretchy meat on a bone, but you do you.

I am allergic to cats please keep them away

I am a nekomancer direct all cats to me

>>75323 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>>75324 Dead hours?

>>75325 Yes Copulate with corpses

>>75325 The undead have clocked more hours than anyone else.

>>75283 Hehe. Bank. That's where Creeping Coins live.

>>75093 >"Thanks for inviting me to hang out so much, auntie. I wish I had more friends, but I just don't get along with people my age for some reason." >"That's okay, neither do I! That's why we make such a good couple. Pair. We make a good pair." >"Yeah, you'd know about a good pair." >"What?" >"What?"

>>75330 she might be more interested in a full house. of children. because of all the sex

>>75332 >put on reruns of an old sitcom where a huge family all lives under one roof >aunster constantly HEAVILY SIGHING and reaching across your body for the popcorn bowl getting one kernel at a time

>>75326 novelty t-shirts are the one element of earthworld capitalism that the monsters were not able to dismantle on contact

Anon, we've got to go to wendigo to get me cube

>>75337 >I'm going to drive this car to a restaurant >and we're gonna dine >we're gonna dine anon

>>75334 >heckhound making you wear a "I fought the dog and the dog won" shirt

im thinking about matching collars with houndwife

>>75340 Ms. Banshee's "Spikey and Gloomy" shop has a great selection of collars.

>>75334 Good. Novelty T-shirts are the majority of my wardrobe.

Hounds and cores and others with big paws cannot collar themselves or you because their big fat meaty mangrabbers fumble with the finnicky clasp

>>75343 No problem, I'll put my collar on myself.

>>75344 *hound tail wagging*

>>75344 >>75345 >Rapehound stacy powerwalks towards anon >Kabedons him <"Hey there, come here often". >She seductively wiggles her eyebrows at him >Anon was expecting this opportunity his whole life >Some might even say he's been waiting for it. >He pulls out a leather collar out of his pocket, kneels in front of the Rapehound, puts it on and gives her the end of the chain directly into the Rapehound's paw >Rapehound explodes.

>>75346 I do think some of the rapier monsters would be disappointed by that. >Mom always taught you to be strong and ready to RAPE RAPE RAPE the man you love >Finally see him >Know instantly he's the one >Start up your rapin' moves >He's such a subby lil slut that he collars himself on sight >This is not how you imagined it going >Be a little sad, but have to hide it >He can never know...

>>75348 "My mom taught me to rape, but my future husband just surrenders immediately" sounds like a 3 season trashy TV series.

>be hound >aggressive as heck, wanna just jump and fuck the man you like >finally spot some anon and make a move on him >he realizes your intentions and throws himself in your embrace, happy as a pig in shit >you are a bit confused "Hey, wait. I can go with that, too" >pin him down to the ground and kiss fuck him, he doesn't resist though

>>75348 >rapier monsters You mean like a variation of cursed swords?

>>75351 Rapier monsters are among the rapier monsters.

>>75350 Sloppy hound kisses making anon cum his pants before he can even take them off.

>be rapier monster >slimmer and more elegant that the textbook cursed swords >instead of thrusting at your potential husband with raw power, you act with speed and grace >before the guy knows what hit him, he's pinned down on the ground, leglocked and helpless >then, he's getting expertly pleasured while she rides him >fellow cursed sword variations sometimes can't understand you, especially those halberd and battle-axe variations >to them, getting a husband is a matter of Strike 'n' Rape >however, you get some limited understanding from the spears

>>75323 Imagining a kuu werecat lich where ears and tail are the only true sign of her deep feelings. Imagine!!!! >>75322 Total goth kot sex

good afternoon mgc, what will you do today? evil fox cafe? evil fox temple? evil fox walk in the evil fox park, with the evil foxes?

>>75358 Last one sounds nice. Do evil foxes like picnics?

>>75358 Tickling the evil fox

>>75358 I imagine a hero going to meet a sealed evil fox like Will Graham/Clarise Starling went to meet Hannibal...

>>75359 its more just a blanket in a field that you cuddle on, but yes. sometimes there is liver.

>>75362 With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti? fppfpfpfpfpfpf

>>75363 I'm now imagining am 800-year-old fox blowing raspberries.

>>75361 i feel like a rolling out a jubjub in a straight jacket, heart eyes locked onto you is more impactful

chococrab

>>75366 Hm, yes. This is indeed what you described. I will investigate the taste by licking the abdominal region.

>>75362 >Have two thermoses. >Evil foxes uses her evil fox foxfire to keep them warm >Each is full of delicious and pungent liver and onion soup!

>>75365 are jubjubs the horniest?

>>75366 >tits on a crab jumps up the list a bit

>>75369 Close! If you look at their head, you will see they do not have a horn. This puts them below monsters with one or two horns, such as the horned cheshire.

>>75366 Lots of lump meat on that particular crab.

>>75371 Tell me more about the horned Cheshire! Do the horns get her stuck in trees? Or washing machines?

>>75370 its incredible what a slightly thicker profile image can do

>>75375 yeah

>>75376 prime example. also the bees.

>>75375 This except turning already great profiles even better by making them thick lolis

>>75379 no, that just makes everything worse

>>75380 there are many correct answers to the female form and the pear is most certainly among them

>>75374 She has stripey horns, and she can take them off and replace them with different shaped horns for different utilities. She's got horns to open bottles and horns to hold her keys.

>>75381 this is remarkably foolish. age drain bait

>>75383 i mean yeah, but i'm sure that's just a coincidence

I want to be size drained by a shortstack grem or claustro

>>75385 >Anon is now 3’9” with a 10’ dick!

>>75386 i must be smaller. small enough to get boobhatted. unless she's growing taller by raping me.

>>75387 Size draining implies she's getting taller in the process.

>>75388 unless she converts it to smug or boob fat

Monsters are always draining this and that, but actually all you need is to drain your balls into a female kid with child-bearing hips

>>75389 There's smug fat now?

>>75391 The only problem is you can't see her smug toothy grin behind her fat green tits, plump plant thighs and heavy claustro ass.

>>75384 The auntster build is the best, perfectly distributed stats

>>75145 that image is not ai generated

>>75394 I kinda want to build a sandcastle with the Danuki in the back.

>>75392 Tits so big it looks like they're about to start turning red and ready to be plucked and eaten. Breast fields are gonna produce a bumper crop this year.

>>75398 >that beeg claustro in the back NEED. NEED.

>>75394 Shiny skin erotic

>>75399 all monsters are better when theyre twice your size, but i never considered it for the maneaters. i dont even know how. its so obvious.

>>75401 I like shortstacks. I love claustros, even if saccos are more popular. It's antithetical to have one dwarf you in size, but that's what size draining/nutrients dumping is for. At that point, you have lost the upper hand on all fronts: Size, power, smugness, greenness. You won't even be able to reach the walls of her flytrap, and even if you could, there's no way you could pry them open. An impregnable chamber, nobody gets in nobody gets out. She will hold you on her thighs, snog you, rape you, molest you, plant your face between her tits and make you huff her sweaty cleavage. She'll douse you in acid and make you reek of her plant pheromones. You are plant food.

>>75402 I personally dont like the role-reversal aspect of anything-drain, for me its more about widening the power gaps that were already there. E.g. claustro who can already (just about) overpower you and make you hers will have no trouble holding you down after your second load, and absolutely no trouble carrying you home after the fourth or fifth. home, of course, being Her, but thats besides the point.

>>75400 All monsters (specially hags and cakes) become immediately irresistible when they are sweaty or oiled up

>>75403 What I like about claustro is she has to lure you in first. She's not very good at chasing someone down, but she can get them to come within range of raping distance. So, she can be very smug that she fooled you so easily, and taunt you that you 'almost' got away from her, but now she's removed any hope in hell you had of breaking free. She's just toying with you. Making that gap ever wider. Bullying you relentlessly.

>>75405 so real for this. i love the idea of the first few days of her both literally and metaphorically rubbing it in, saying how you're sooooo fucked now and you're neeeever getting out so you might as well just enjoy it

Those acid kisses hit differently

>>75407 Anon's face is melting...

>>75408 dont worry about it.

<"Oh hello." >"Ma'am, every country at the United Nations has officially surrendered and declared you the supreme ruler of Earth." <"Hello, what does that mean?" >"You won. You completely and totally won." <"Oh... oh this sucks now, I quit, fuck you."

>>75410 she would never swear

>>75410 where should you poke the wurm? the ear things? the horns? the jewel on her chest? is that her weakpoint? im gonna poke it.

>>75412 You poke girls on their sides, along the ribs. See them wiggle! Wurms wiggle a lot, you know.

>>75413 They say earthquakes are because of the giant wiggly wurm at the center of the earth.

id like to see the very hungry wonderworm, where she gets the munchies and goes down on anon for 12 hours straight

>>75415 Yeah well they say a lot of stuff but that don't make it true. Everyone knows earthquakes are caused by Lava Golems playing rugby.

>>75417 I hope to be at the bottom of a whole team of them piling onto me. Imagine the... sweat? Goop?

>>75418 >when you lack the geologic vocabulary to describe your elemental wife's constitutuent parts

When are we getting an Ocelomeh themed thread? Jaguar girl deserves all the love.

>>75420 When you make one.

>>75421 takes 9 months and constant purring

>>75422 Bold of you to assume it would only be one Smolcelomeh and not a litter of three or four

>>75420 when they stop trying to sacrifice my sons to their god.

>>75423 be it one or be it twelve, there will be scritches for all. except wife. no scritches for wife.

>>75420 When you write six ocelomeh stories and revive the year of the 'meh

>>75425 Why the hell not?

>>75408 It's called exfoliation and it's good for your skin!

>>75424 That's your sons fault for charming the Ocelomehs by existing

>>75426 Tell that to the guy who wrote "A Sticky Situation"

>>75428 Adventurers will really see this and think 'this is safe. ill just take a quick dip'

>>75431 whats unsafe about this? its literally just a refreshing pool

>>75431 Ocelomehs are adept swimmers. They don't need to be on the ground or on tree branches to stalk you. Those subtle water splashes you keep hearing isn't your mind playing tricks with you. Whatever you do, don't stop by the river to take a quick dip, or you'll see her tail rising from the water and it'll be too late before you realize.

>>75432 it's a trap. she's evolved to keep you in. Anon, you get in and you will be like a sim when someone removes the ladder from the pool. >>75433 >Ocelomehs throw plant girls the ocassional gift to get nectar, flowers, good crops, whatever >In this case, literally dropping the guy into the sac

>>75434 >you will be like a sim when someone removes the ladder from a pool you summarised my sexual desires pretty well there

>>75434 I had always head-canon that some Ocelomeh tribes do trade with other species, such as Harpies (feathers), Lamias/Lizardmen (scales, smithing) and plant girls. Not only for fruit or nectar, but also for flowers, used for decoration but also perfume. Ocelomehs like to use the scent of flowers or fruits they like as one more tool to seduce or charm the male they hunt, or to simply pamper her husband.

>>75435 >Kept afloat by her wrapping her legs around your torso and squeezing to assert dominance >Headpats for anon

>>75416 I am not a Taco Bell, please stop! Never actually stop

>>75436 >smithing The dwarves are screeching, but no one pays attention to the toddlercon womanlets

where'd you get that cat anon?

>>75440 the flea market

>>75420 whoops >>75420

>>75442 This man has had too much chili

>>75440 She followed me home! Can I keep her?

goddamnit >>75420 >>75440

>>75445 I am confusion

brainrotocelomeh

>>75447 Huffing Ocelomeh pussy does that to you.

>>75447 Toxoplasmosis but Ocelomeh Oceloplasmosis?

>>75448 I would argue it's the neck fluff

>>75448 You really shouldn't be huffing sweaty ocelomuff. You could get addicted.

I don't understand how anyone could lose to an ocelomeh honestly, they are a bunch of backwards jungle savages. Really that city of gold is up for the taking.

>>75452 >Spaniardmaxxing Anon brings his tacowife back home after a successful colonization

>>75452 one day i will write a sunset invasion ocelomeh story

>>75448 >>75452

>>75453 Is she actually colonized or does she just plays it out in public, while in private she teases and devours him as usual?

>>75456 Given that the opposite is usually true for tacocats, I'm going with "yes?"

I'm actually curious, how do you people mostly interpret this part of her profile? "Furthermore, according to the teachings of the tezcatlipoca, expressions of love such as affectionate behavior towards one's husband, lovey-dovey sex, and wholehearted service, must never be shown to anyone but one's husband. As faithful adherents, they'll only allow themselves to be seen unilaterally sucking, riding, and taking him deep inside. However, it is regarded not as "forbidden", but as "that which must be done in secrecy", likely because they cannot disavow such ways of loving, nor can they resist the urge to love their husbands in such a manner given the fact that they too are monsters. What it's actually like when they are alone together can probably be inferred from the expression that appears on an ocelomeh's husband's face when asked about it."

>>75458 At home is lovemaking, outside is rape Looks are everything

>>75459 Do you think some of them are exhibitionists?

>>75460 All monsters are exhibitionists, bragging rights are important

>>75461 But to what degree? Does she uses her religion as an excuse?

How many pączki did your Kiki make for you today? You didn't just buy them in the store, right?

>>75460 You have no idea

>>75464 I meant Ocelomehs specifically

>>75465 They too since they have to show dominance over their prey or sacrifices

>>75461 >All monsters are exhibitionists [Hisses in lamia]

>>75464 >>75468 "Yes, Anon, it's absolutely necessary for you to massages my muscles and body with scented oils. The Gods demand it."

>>75470 I cannot do this. I will get distracted by her ass and end up kissing it, massaging it, sniffing it, fucking it, etc.

>>75471 That's what she wants you to do. Each time you fall deeper into temptation, worshipping her, accepting your role as prey. Just be aware, when you eventually surrender completely and devour her, she'll let you overwhelm her with pleasure. And then she'll devour you back, twice as lustful.

>>75469 are lamia uniquely private? i didnt know this, but i really like it.

>>75455 id actually rather her culture conquer mine, and she give me a proper, efficient, civilised club.

>>75473 Their jealousy makes them appreciate privacy, yeah. You can't tell me you thought a shirohebi would want all those FILTHY WHORES to see her husband if she took him in the middle of the street. I was under the impression that, outside of specific profile mentions, the exhibition thing was more of a personal choice than an "all monsters" thing, aside from monsters generally being less shy about being seen than humans and having more of a "if it happens, it happens" type of attitude rather than actually wanting to be observed.

>>75475 oh, yeah i suppose that would make sense. getting dragged to The Cave by a lamia sounds nice, especially if she does it politely.

>>75475 I agree. I don't think most Ocelomehs would enjoy being watched, beyond the religious rituals of her specific tribe.

>>75421 Wait, can I just make one? How?

>>75478 when this thread ends, someone has to make a new one. whoever gets that honour may claim the thread in the name of whoever they want. i usually claim it for abyssals or evil foxes. you can claim it for the cute cats.

I, for one, would forbid my wife from exhibitionism. I don't care if it's her culture; no one gets to see her naked except me.

Gargoyle exhibitionism is her posing as a statue in a museum's temporary installation from a famous sculptor.

>>75481 gargoyles are the one thing that make exhibitionism okay to me. i like the idea of going on a date in some graveyard and then 'oh, shit, here comes the son, honey get under me'

>>75480 The Ocelomeh shaman will have harsh words for you, you're disrespecting her culture.

>>75479 Not a cat. Jaguar. When do threads normally end?

>>75480 Request denied

>>75453 Bringing back an Ocelomeh, Anubis or Pharaoh from faraway lands is feeling like a good idea

>>75484 Jaguars are cats, just bigger than most. /mge/ threads last until they reach the post limit, which is currently 1000.

>>75486 I've heard many times the idea of an Ocelomeh mercenary company, using muskets, acting as light infantry or even Ocelomeh pirates.

>>75485 anon died of troll smell

>>75489 Good way to go.

>>75484 1000 posts. if youre REALLY wanting your ocleh post, made have it typed up and ready for when the current thread reaches 995 or something. Not too early, though. thats sinful.

>>75491 I imagine I also have post the links that appear at the top.

>>75486 i really hope this doesnt go the way of the inkas

>>75494 Ocelomehs are the Apex predators of their continent. Not to mention several tribes of Ocelomehs have united and formed the greatest empire of the new world.

>>75492 yes, but you can just copy paste them. i always get worried about fucking it up somehow, but i dont think i ever have.

<ERASING ELEMENTS WHILE ITERATING OVER ARRAYS IS NOT SUPPORTED AND WILL LEAD TO UNPREDICTABLE BEHAVIOR I hate clankers.

>>75497 isnt unpredictable behaviour the whole appeal? if my automaton doesnt go haywire from time to time and use me for repairs, whats the point?

My anubis has played to much Eurapea Pawsalis IV and now she's talking about the jadd

>>75499 False. As if she could easily operate a keyboard with those fat, clumsy, fluffy, man-grabbing, beastmen paws of hers.

>>75498 Not much fun if you are teaching her how to play chess and she starts randomly moving pawns while in check.

>>75500 The lure of map painting transcends her fat digits. Her husband can play, she will just instruct.

>>75500 Aren't these games played mostly with a mouse? Easier to make a paw-friendly mouse than a keyboard.

>>75500 she's got the BIG keyboard

>>75499 whats the issue? go forth and enlighten the harpies and the jinkos!

>>75503 >Cheshire uses dormouse as a mouse like that one Tom and Jerry episode

>>75505 >Tax dodging corrupt jinko official under one arm >Loving matriarchal songstress harpy under the other

I want to hug kots

I want to hug pigs.

>>75494 >not-European anons bring so many monster wives home from not-South America and not-Egypt, that as a side effect they move their entire city-states there

>>75508 Too late, she's already hugging you

>>75511 Not that one, they're mean and dominant

>>75512 Wrong. They are sweat and misunderstood. They can be dominant, yes but they're not mean. After all, you're her prey and she'll devour you in according to her teachings. Then, she'll praise you and pamper you, until you recover. She'll trust you, showing her more femenine side, being vulnerable. She'll even tease and tempt you, seeking out the warrior within you. And she'll love you as the gods-give answer to her prayers that you are.

>>75513 >They are sweat Hmm, sweaty cat butt.

>>75515 >ass of the forbidden one

>>75515 Almost as good as Jinkos

>>75517 You're now banned from the Ocelomeh tribes.

>>75517 You're now officially offered citizenship in Jinko lands.

ANON LOOK OUT SHE CAST A BERSERK SPELL

>>75366 big crab also whatever happen to that drawanon with the sea inspired abyssal crab

>>75520 >"What sort of spell is that?" >"Wakey Wakey, eggs and rapey~" >"...Isn't that just a breakfast so-"

>>75519 Those invites aren't that hard to get, Anon. Jinkos are big kots and the bigger the kot the more friendlier it is.

>>75524 Who the fuck is that chick in a leotard?

>>75525 midget jinko? i dunno, I didn't draw it.

>>75521 It was Skai. Dunno if he did any follow up on that. >>75525 Looks like a Wight to me.

i like all the cats i think, but mainly cheshires. i like the monsters that are least like me. i think that sort of thing is cute. opposites and stuff

>>75529 >not even a loli but you want to protect her Where's the mamono that want to protect (you)?

>>75530 thats most of them

>Anon inspects his stout line of military seals >Army drill march music starts playing >*Whistle. Whistle*. >"ATTENTION COMPANY" >PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP >TWO FLIPPER ROLLS

>>75532 fuckin tsundere

>>75532 >BL'EGG

>>75530 Arachne are VERY protective.

>satryros giving you a handjob while she pours you more wine >cheshire giving you a pawjob while she kisses you and apologises for going too far >dark mage giving you a handjob while she summons you a new dark angel from pandemonium >mindflayer giving you a tentaclejob while she kisses your neck and promises she'll be responsible and keep you safe >pyrow giving you a handjob while you dreamily suck on the aphrodisiac sweet she slipped into your mouth with a kiss

>>75536 What about Ocelomeh? Pawjob while whispering prayers/verses for you to remember?

>>75537 >ocelomeh giving you a pawjob while helping you recover from last night's ritual

>>75536 >Gremlin giving you an earjob to apologize for making the kitchen explode while cooking your breakfast.

>>75515 Anal sex with Jaguars

>>75502 >Her husband can play, she will just instruct. That might even be preferred for a micromanager like a scheduledog. >>75511 Nani?! >>75518 I'm with him. Please banish me to the tiger lands, it's already more than I deserve.

>>75513 Being non dominant feels bad, especially with kots

>>75543 With small kots maybe, but with big kots it's comfy.

>>75545 Big kots are pets too, being the pet of a pet is no good. Also riding jinko in battle

>>75546 Even small kots are willful, and you think you can dominate a big one?

>>75547 Yes.

>>75548 Yea many guys behave like that, all showing off their ultra masculinity. They end up dommed by a ratatoskr then

>>75540 Public* anal sex with the jaguars

>>75549 It's not about masculinity, it's about constant battle sex, recovery snuggle sex and romantic dates. I will lose some battles but I will win the unending war (her too since kittens will be made but you get the idea)

>>75546 >Big kots are pets too It's a good thing we're talking about monster girls, cause being wrong about Jinko like that ends better than an actual tiger. >being the pet of a pet is no good Role reversal with a Kobold sounds kinda fun, even if I can see why it wouldn't appeal to most.

>>75552 >Role reversal with a Kobold Makes me think how a power bottom Kobold will act

>>75552 >It's a good thing we're talking about monster girls, cause being wrong about Jinko like that ends better than an actual tiger. Yeah but in ideal world they would be big fluffy pets. Sadly we have fallen from the Eden

Just gimme an amazonian and I'll happily be a househusband sitting on the boards talking to other fags who dream of once domming their waifus but invariably end up pillowed.

>>75556 amazons think they got things under control until they piss off anon and he threatens to never make waffles again

Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat!

>>75558 Hell hath no fury like a husband scorned.

>>75558 >and then she threatens to turn off internet for you

>>75559 I would like to try that theory

>>75559 And then she swallows you whole.

>>75562 Same, I'll ask my auntster if she can show me

>>75564 Truly the Auntie title is a powerful one.

>>75564 Considering that it's almost Friday I bet cat aunties are quite eager to show you the pleasures of the insides of a cat

>>75568 Yeah, kot are multiplier and make everything so much better. Anyway, big auntie tits and pawjobs

>>75569 speak on this cat multiplier

>>75570 Thousand upon thousands multiplicator

>>75568 I don't know, my auntster would probably take it as a joke if I asked her to show me the pleasures of her insides

>>75572 She laughs at first but locked in when she sees your expression

>>75572 Well then ask her mom instead

>>75572 >Use that pickup line on your shog auntster >She inverts herself >Pretty cool, actually

>>75574 Monster grandmas are a menace

>>75576 Yeah, they keep breaking my bed frames!

>>75577 They are messy sleepers

>>75579 grandmas gone wild(gone sexual)

>>75574 I love that dress, I want a Troll wearing that and showing her thighs

>>75581 well ventilated hips are vital to prevent monsters from overheating

>>75579 Maybe losing to some mamonos is ok...

>>75576 I know, and it's great

>There is anon >There is anon and one cat >There is anon and four cats >There is anon and eight cats >There is anon and eleven cats >There is anon and fifteen cats >There is anon and....

>>75587 I couldn't hold back from petting and hand holding the ocelomeh in public

Also public belly rub and squishing

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that just because we are slowly moving out of winter doesn't mean you can relax. A Tsurara could be waiting to hit you from a snowbank. Or the neighbors roof Or be hind the giant snow pile the neighbor wurm made.

This thread has a lot of Ocelomeh fans. Once again, I'll post a large collection of book recommendations and long form videos on Mesoamerica. After all, if you like the monster girl in question, why not learn about the culture that spawned the idea? https://www.youtube.com/@AncientAmericas This channel does a lot of videos on Mesoamerica. https://youtu.be/wHRJyjvqeYo A series by an accredited scholar in the field of Mesoamerican history. https://youtu.be/12GP6ktNIk0 A channel that deals with a lot of Bronze Age and earlier societies, this video is on the Macahuitl, one of the main weapons used in the region surrounding the Aztec Empire. As a side note it irritates me to no end that the Ocelomeh's macuahitl looks the way it does. It doesn't look effective at all. https://youtu.be/5dxj03Q8DZw A music video featuring historical reenactment of Aztec rituals. https://youtu.be/ivKp_ZLJKbs Another video. This one is amazing. Enjoy the death whistles. Book recommendations: -When Montezuma met Cortez by Matthew Restall (Deals specifically with the time slightly before the Spanish Conquest, and has a good section on the internal politics going on in the region of Mesoamerica and how that aided the Spanish) -War and Society in Ancient Mesoamerica by Ross Hassig -Daily Life of the Aztecs by David Carrasco Palaces and Courtly Culture in Ancient Mesoamerica by Archeopress -In the Maw of the Earth Monster by James Brady and Keith Prufer (This one deals quite a bit with religious rituals involving caves, which were perceived as enterances to the underworld.) -Tariacuris Legacy - The Prehispanic Tarascan State by Helen Perlstein Pollard (A dated book in some ways, but deals with the main rivals to the Aztec state, the Purepecha Empire (Tarascan is considered a derogetory word by Purepecha speaking peoples) I would post more, but only if someone asks.

>>75592 Nice

>>75532 Arctic combat divers...

"A Solid Plan" >Conquistadors having trouble with local Ocelomeh tribe >The caravans get ambush and men kidnapped >Morale's running low and there's even whispers of desertion, especially since a rumor started going around, claiming those captured are better off with the Ocelomehs than in the camp >The officers get together and come up with a plan >Instead of fighting them, set up a distraction >Prepare a convoy for them to ambush, complete bait >They fall for it and it gets attacked >Instead of weapons or supplies, they find mead >They carry the stuff back into their village >Curious about the drink, they try it out >They love it >The following day, they raid the conquistador's camp for more, finding barrels curiously unprotected >They take the barrels back to the village and start partying >The Ocelomehs are so busy getting drunk and having fun, the attacks stop all together >The conquistadors celebrate, finally being able to not feel hunted >Great success >Until night comes >Shouts of fear and shock start waking up everyone >Soon followed by the sound of running and panic >The camp is being raided by the entire village >The normally graceful jaguars are now tipsy, clearly under the influence of mead >Apparently, alcohol makes Ocelomehs extremely lustful and cuddly >Those single among the tribe were unable to withstand their solitude, choosing to group and finally hunt down a mate >They drag away the men back into the village, an isolated spot on the jungle or find a private tent >The sky, hosting a full moon, is soon filled with the sound of moaning and pleasure >The Gods were worshipped with a feast >No one slept that night

>>75458 >As faithful adherents, they'll only allow themselves to be seen unilaterally sucking, riding, and taking him deep inside. This honestly sounds like TL garble. I think the general interpretation is they're the girls for men who like privacy with their debauchery. Honestly based.

>>75595 Somehow I'm reminded of Knud Knytling,Prince of Denmark. "The plan was simple". At any rate, bringing firewater to the savages is a tried and true method of civilizing them. I've heard that humans began practicing agriculture not to make bread but to make beer.

>>75238 >anon wonders why all the bees stare at him >nobody ever told him he has landing strips and bullseyes on his skin in the ultramana spectrum, directing the bees where to kiss and suck to get the pollen

>>75595 you're going to get the one that breaks down crying about how she's always dreamed of meeting her soulmate from across the sea, begging you to be the one from her star charts while she tells you about her whole family and how they'll love you, getting increasingly frustrated and frantic with the buttons on your britches

>>75587 >There is anon living in a shotgun shack >There is anon behind the wheel of a large automobile >There is anon in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife >There is anon asking himself "Well, how did I get here?"

>>75595 Do it the French way, sex with the locals and get trade roads as a bonus. Would work very well in mge

>>75602 NTA but an ocelomeh that's more open with romance is PEAK

>>75603 into the blue again water fucking underground

in Dragonia

>>75608 We rape the dragons.

>>75607 So what if you fall down a well and get swept down into the underground rape lakes?

>>75612 You get raped.

I'mma raise a dragon from an egg to adulthood and teach her that she is a flying kot.

>>75614 She will curl up in your lap (or on your laptop, as the case may be) and there is little you can do to discourage her

sentenced to write a love poem to your monster rival

>>75616 Hark! What light from yonder window breaks 'tis the light from the fridge of the Kiki next door where the last tapioca pudding from the sale last night now rests uneaten by me, alas, meant for other mouths she was too swift for me that feathered fiend who left her apron at home and donned Levi's, so tight they made her ass a sight!

>>75503 Yeah I play my games mostly with my mouse girl.

>>75614 And nothing changed, the end.

>>75618 10/10. Fat assed kiki will never recover.

>>75622 >That night Kiki-san was found laying in the hallway, written on the floor in washable cleaning deferent... >"Danish...."

Kiki will wear casual clothes and pyjamas around the house. She will not overwork herself. She will relax and take it easy when she needs to. I will give her a cup of tea and an apple danish and kiss her on the cheek. She WILL learn to chill.

>>75616 Rampaging around Furred spider goblin fiend Love is a warzone

>>75616 >still single?

You may have a favourite monster, but which do you think you'd have the best chemistry with? I'm not super fixated on them or anything, but I think id get along well with a shog.

>>75612 The olm wurms might be savage and ferocious, but their bodies are pretty squishy so they won't destroy your pelvis too bad.