Speaking of Friday it's always a nice day to look forward too, auntsters are the best part of the week

>>75093 This week it's gonna be Friday the 13th. Better stay home with your auntster all day so nothing unlucky happens.

>>75094 smort

>>75094 Dark Valkyries are inbound to your position.

>>75096 Good. I have some popcorn, and we can watch classic slasher films all night.

>>75097 >Horny cursed sword thigh clenching INTENSIFIES

>>75094 I guess we could sleep together just for mutual protection

>>75094 Yeah, we could spend the day together with her and my Zombie friends playing Zombie videogames and watching horror movies, my friends are pretty chill

>>75098 She can join in too.

>>75078 breast swings are auto-tracking overheads and do rollcatch

>>75102 I don't know what any of that means, but if anything i'm rolling straight into those tiddies.

>>75098 Meanwhile, the humble Red Cap:

>>75104 They're good slashers, too. But real talk, when I think slasher I think cursed swords by default.

>>75103 interesting technique

>>75105 Fair enough.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>74976 I want it to hurt more than a little, to make her falling to her bloodlust and my sacrifice for her more significant. If she goes for the throat without the licks and kisses, that means one of us is in a mood. Also, the feeling being hurt while also knowing you're completely* safe is inimitable. There'd also be greater contrast with the easing of pain to follow as her enthralling magic takes hold. On the other hand, I'm in it to get sucked on, and giving her opportunities for quick painless nips throughout the day would be cute. So for the best of both worlds, maybe she'd have to keep up the neck love throughout the day to keep the numbing going, else it'll be a bad prick. I don't know, I really love the tension of it requiring my suffering to sustain her unholy life, I want to make that sacrifice for her. And on the other hand a vampire with a guiltboner for feasting on you like an animal will lead to the kind of sex that is far, far, far beyond worth the cost.

>>75110 Dude, anon... dude...

>>75108 I parry, and ready an action to gunstrike

>>75110 Well, we all know your mana marker. Props.

>>75104 hardly humble

>>75114 well you know, sometimes

>>75114 Redcap BOSS FIGHT Phase 1 >As shown in the pic, she fights chastely, one-handing an enormous fuckin' anime protagonist sword while keeping her bosoms protected from your LEWD GAZE >If you get her to half health, she enrages Phase 2 >Leaving chastity behind, she two-hands that thang >(her sword) >Her massive, heaving bosoms have a hypnotic effect, reducing your to-hit and damage by 25% each >If you manage to get her down to 0% health... Phase 3 >Her health bar refills >ALL PINK >She drops her weapon completely and starts grappling >Only [EROTIC] moves work on her now, but they do double damage >You have to get her down to 0 health again to win >And boy howdy is that hard to do while keeping your virginity

>>75116 I read in the guide that her shortstack supertype still applies, so if you can land a suspended mating press you can fakeout into fingering and just spam that until she's out. But she also bites really bad, so good luck keeping her pinned.

>>75100 >set up PS1 Resident Evil games to play with zombie friends >they can barely hold a control >they can deal with tank controls at all >they keep passing the control around since they die so quickly Well at least they quietly lie there while watching movies

>>75117 >she also bites really bad But I am weak to bites!

>>75117 youre supposed to get them in the full nelson

>>75120 she's pretty scrappy. ought to break out of grapples in 1-2 turns

>>75121 not if you molest her tits while grappling

>>75122 This is where maxing out the "Dairy Farmer" and "Skilled Fingers" trees come into play, since you can stack breastgasms on her which not only reduce her strength proportional to the stacked amount but also give you a free milk bottle every couple of breastgasms that you can use for HP and stamina restoration to keep her grappled.

>>75121 I read that as "break out of gapes" and I immediately imagined the plop sounds that her ass would make when getting away

>>75111 Monsters are in need. Donate blood now. They aren't picky, they'll take any type.

>>75123 Way to CHEESE the boss anon.

A foxxing is imminent

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that werecats find beard stubble attractive...or at least I think they do. They'll keep rubbing their cheek against you for some reason and claim it just 'feels nice'

Have you considered kot?

>>75080 >"I like your style, I really do, and I'd probably be adventuring too if I didn't have this gig, but I can't let you get away if I can help it." >"r-right" >"I'm just letting you know, I'm not raping you because I'm mad or you did the wrong thing, I'm raping you because that's my job. And a couple other reasons, off record." >"okaa-ay." >"I think you're gonna cum pretty soon, so I really want you to feel good about it. No one should feel bad when they cum. Ah, quick, let's see. Outer sanctum guards don't have kiss perms, so I have to get verbal permission from you: can I kiss you?" >"ahh hmmnh hnn" >"Okay, listen, I like you, I'm gonna take a gamble on you and say you said yes. Okay? Okay - ooh, running out of time. Here I come, deep breath."

blanda upp!

>>75134 Swedish Bicorn?

>>75135 If you don't want Hellhounds to rape you, just wear your anti-rape wristband. It's that simple.

>>75135 I think she's trying to say "blend up".

remember sir anon, do not fall for the trickery of the dark mage shopkeeper, do not DO NOT

>>75131 Yup, a lot. It's more about how many kots

>>75138 You're being pretty vague with it. What is it i'm supposed to look forward, i mean look for?

>>75140 she's a nefarious one, she'll offer you items! and upgrades! and encouragement on your quest! popping up in all sorts of locations along your way, like shops, caves, bedrooms, elevators, who knows where she'll show up next but don't trust her! you can't trust anyone on the road

>>75141 Guess i'll have to thrust in her off the road.

I want to eat Inari sushi on an Inari body and drink fox milk directly from the tap

>>75143 This but with a side of Oyakodon

>>75144 >AI trash >Gacha Scraping the bottom of the barrel, are we.

>>75134 >get accepted into a job after the portals open >Bunch of single mamono >Bicorn manager

I'm in love with purple kot

Why can I only think of Shog? >>75112 Hold, give the Hive Beast a moment…

>>75141 Sir Anon wouldn't be happening to climb the gloomiest guard tower would he?

>>75112 >wonderland section where sex is parry slop with slow-mo QTE galore That would be... interesting

>>75150 >Cheshire's Womb parried anon's cock thrust

>>75148 But we came inside? >reports indicate meido cohesion still in full effect, that beast is not pregnant

>>75148 >Why can I only think of Shog? Don't worry anon, this is the natural state of your brain. Accept those thoughts, embrace them. Thoughts about shogs are good for you.

Just do master stroke, instant win

>>75148 >Why can I only think of Shog? Maybe your nose feels stuffier recently? Or you need to clear your throat more often? Maybe an ear feels a bit full or sounds slightly muffled?

>>75154 Shogship? Spaceshog? Either way, a solid idea for getting that first mars colony going. Since magic breaks thermodynamics terraforming is actually a viable shoglution

>>75159 Mars? What do the shogs would want to do in mars? There aren't any Mastahs in mars. That satellite is poinitng at earth.

>>75159 >mars >aside from being full of chocolate, it's extremely cold >practically no atmosphere >gravity is 1/3 of that on earth >asteroids hitting it all the time >two big ones orbit it as it moons, ready to krash into the surface any moment >practically no water there >horrible dust storms I... I don't think I wanna live there.

>>75160 What if mastah wants to live on mars? What if mars is too dirty for him right now so he needs a brave meido's help to clean it up? No kiki can do it, it has to be shog housing him safely against the elements Would shog turn that mastah down?

>>75161 Silly billy, that's what the magic is for Someone gas ti be the brave pioneer, surviving the harsh elements, sexing his wife to generate the mana for the terraforming so more can follow in his footsteps. One has to get ahead of the game when it comes to the eventual overpopulation.

Would Miss Shog grow cute whiskers and cat ears if I asked nicely? Maybe do that thing where catgirls add "Nyaa" or "Meow" to regular words?

>>75160 >land on mars with only your shog maid >dissolve mars rocks and ores with her corrosive drilling shogtentacles >refine and digest them in all kinds of processing shogstomachs >use materials to grow more shogorgans and expand and automate the whole process >terraform the whole planet to your and your shog's liking >shogtorio with your shogwife!

>>75164 Who knows...

>>75164 Yes. >>75167 Like that, would be so nice if it feels like real cat fluff too

>>75163 >terraforming Assuming it is even possible. Terraforming an entire planet (even one that is smaller than earth) is a huge task and I don't think even the sex-powered perpetual motion engines would do the trick. Mankind can't even terraform Earth, that's why all this global warming bullshit sounds so scary to your average layman. Monster magic is awesome but, how are you gonna terraform Mars from an arctic hell into something at least remotely habitable? Humanity with its best pollution generating industries can't even raise earth temperature reliably by a couple degrees. Then, what are you gonna do about gravity? Lack of water, atmosphere? The fact that Mars is simply too far from the sun. Face it, Mars is a shit target for colonization.

>>75168 >Like that, would be so nice if it feels like real cat fluff too It's going to be a slimy cat.

>>75170 A slime kot is fine too

>>75169 You can't do anything about the gravity, but even a single shog would be able to terraform the planet eventually. Most tasks would take hundreds of years, like creating the right atmosphere or creating rivers and oceans, but you take it one step at a time, starting from a controlled shogenviroment that expands like zerg creep, digginng into the substrate and using the iron oxide to oxigenate the air. Aside from the gravity, which isn't that big of a deal, the actual issue is radiation, so anyone living there would need some kind of radiation resistant shog suit.

>>75172 And you have to be naked except for the shog suit. Which will need to be sucking the cum out of your dick, like, a lot. For, uh, energy reasons.

>>75172 If they have so much energy, why not go to the trappist system? There might be whole three habitable planets, Or at least potentially habitable. Also I don't like shogs. And I would rather not live on a planet morphed into space r'lyeh by those creatures.

>>75166 See, this man gets it You get teams of grems and shogs and later wurms once you get a portal going and you have brave, nakedness men beating back entropy one oxygen scrubber at a time >>75169 You get miss gnome to take over an asteroid and bring it down Or you just magic more into existence let's be real if you can make pocket dimensions you can probably make a magic fueled device that just outputs dirt or clean water, especially if you get right godlike monsters with you. Besides, low gravity isn't even bad with magical health because now you can princess carry your lamia gf without assistance.

>>75173 >Which will need to be sucking the cum out of your dick, like, a lot. For, uh, energy reasons. Well, yeah, duh. Those are very important reasons. >>75174 >If they have so much energy, why not go to the trappist system? Why not both? Different shogs go terraform different planets with their husband. >Also I don't like shogs. And I would rather not live on a planet morphed into space r'lyeh by those creatures. Your bias shows. I for one would LOVE to turn a planet into an eldritch habitat.

>>75174 Your options are shogs, gremlins and automatons, or elementals but ultimately all 3 have a part in every new world in the mamonopire

>>75166 >Shogtorio Holy crap I need a mod and I need it now.

>>75177 Elementals are okay, though you forget lilims. They would also be able to do something about a planet with their massive energy. >75175 >get miss gnome to take over an asteroid and bring it down And what will that resolve, aside for killing the poor gnome when the asteroid hits the ground?

>>75179 Adding more mass And she'll be fine, we just need her to cheaply redirect its path into a decaying orbit before shes extracted Or pull some mud from the elemental plane of earth but that's less fun than just abusing the free energy to make the solar system into a demon realm

>>75178 Factorio with shogs, or factorio against shogs? Factorio taming shogs and shog technology?

>>75180 You'll need a whole lot of asteroids to do the trick. Actually, with all those super miracles wouldn't it be just better to pull a rogue planet from the space and place it in L3 of the earth orbit?

>>75182 So long as some guys get to form a sexy NASA and play montorio I guess its alright

>>75184 >fucktorio

>>75183 As long as* Phone posting sucks harder than a ghoul whos husband came back from a business trip

lol I accidentally self-referenced, lucky typo

>>75186 Do you type the post number every time you reply?

>>75187 Well, yes?

>>75188 Surely you jest.

>>75189 What's the problem with that?

>>75190 Click on the post number of the post you want to reply while selecting the text you want to quote

>>75191 >javascript fuckery Oh I see. I'm not used to javascript interfaces and I only enable it on this board because BO fucked up no-JS posting at some point.

>>75181 You could have two different factions, Shog magical biotech vs brutally clean Soviet Kiki industry. Kiki’s could be a more vanilla experience while Shogs could function similar to Gleba with some unique gimmicks.

>>75193 >Soviet kiki no commies in space, man

>>75194 >"Gagarina says otherwise, comrade Mastah."

>>75195 >the kikissar

so when they come, is the entire uk getting wonderlanded? a smile wouldnt hurt

What's your favorite monster lap to lay your head on top of? (This information will be used by the Eros Temple for the purposes of better matchmaking.)

>>75199 On the contrary, wonderland is getting UK'd, since the latter is more bizarre.

>>75195 Of course, it makes so much sense a state sponsored maid in every house, making you completely reliant on her to live... a gatdamn soviet nightmare NO REDS WITHOUT A WHITE AND BLUE, THE EAGLE HARPY WILL FLY

>>75199 I hope so.

>>75202 >a state sponsored maid in every house Man, that does remind me, weren't we supposed to run the MGC elections last year? How long are MGC mayor terms.

>>75200 funny you post a cupid, because i think theyre one of the best for it. personally though, its a mindflayer. tentacle massage, literally removing the bad thoughts and filling you with good ones, you can just Squid on their lap and sit on them like a lapdog. many positives, no negatives.

>>75200 Chesho

>>75204 4 years

>>75200 I’m a Shog man but I think that Lich thighs would be really nice.

>>75204 We need Zombies back in office

>>75211 I can see pictures like that as political propaganda

>>75200 Scylla suction cups on my bald ass head. Lying in the shallow water, basking in the sun, rocking on gentle waves.

>>75200 Lich or Wight, they must be cool and very soft.

>>75200 Zombie for me, a perfect lap to lay my head on in this scorching hot summer

>>75204 theres actually another election in a month but no one knows because of the wonderland party is already in power so everyone's water has been laced with something forgetful. theyre coming for me

>>75207 >>75211 >>75217 Guess i know what event to run after the contest.