>>77594 fluffy 'nubis ears...

Hope you had a hebi weekend anons remember to kiss and tell how much you love your hebi don't mind if she follows you for a bit

I will buy whatever snake related gadget/welfare tool that those danukis & grems can come up with. Snake scale brush? Bought. Heat lamp? Bought. Cushioned vibrating ring I can roll over her body? Bought. Tail accessories? Bought. Basking cushions? Bought. Little hats for medusa/echidna hair? Bought. Venom collecting tinctures for apophis? Bought. Hubby tracking ring for hebi? Bought. 100 cool things about vanilla lamia book? Bought. Specialised bunyip hair drier? Bought. Snek deserves the best.

>>77603 Remeber that what your snife(snake wife) most wants is your love, not silly inconsequential machines that don't do a better job than you hands and body heat.

>>77604 guess i should have gotten a gremsnek

>>77604 Then the ocassional thoughtful gift. The snek hair needs hats.

>Dress medusa up for halloween >Give her sneks little skimasks >Dress medusa up for christmas >Give them all green elf hats and her a santa hat >Dress medusa up for ski trip >They all get little knitted hats and reflective visors I shop at the fairy boutique for them.

>>77606 YES. Seduce your snek through her sneks. Snekception.

>>77607 Oh, my god. How much do the fairies cost? Do they have other smolmono too? I would love a whole <collective noun here> of smolmono to live with me! Then I could have friends!

>>77609 actually, the smolmono have pooled their coins and buttons and doodads together and have bought you instead. congratulations. you are now owned by 5 fairies, 3 pocket dragons, 4 shoulder demons, 4 mini succs, 2 wurmlings and a snowglobe garg.

>>77610 >snowglobe garg Wow that is tiny

>>77611 she would rather you not put her in a snowglobe and instead let her perch on your head. or, you could let her do a bit of pixie magic and then podium you like a garg should.

>A space bug invasion force landed in your backyard last week. The bugs are intelligent, advanced, organized and ruthless. >They are also the size of actual bugs. Right now their ship is parked on a bench in your garage.

>>77604 always spoil snake wife

>>77614 Always spool snake wife, so you can transport her efficiently.

>>77610 You have absolutely no idea how into that I would be.

>>77613 does diplomacy work with them? can we coexist with them colonizing my backyard and not raiding my fridge too often?

>YOU FED THEM!? <Well, your hair looked hungry and- >ANON, IF MY TAIL GETS ANY FATTER IT'S GONNA CRACK. I SWEAR TO FUCKING ME, IF I CATCH YOU DOING IT AGAIN, I'M STONING EVERYTHING BUT YOUR MOUTH AND TONGUE, AND YOU FIGURE OUT THE REST. <(1.) Alright. But you shouldn't be so mean to your hair. They are your fellow sneks. <(2.) I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Let me get a chisel and snek cement to make it up to you <(3.)...."If you catch me". Good luck with that, medumpster butt bully your 'dusas, no matter the consequence.

>>77620 >(4.)Your tail is so fat it cracks the floor already.

>>77620 i fond a fondness for mg idle animations

>>77621 >Your snek infamy has increased!

>>77599 >Leaving a freshly ravaged Bapho like that is my dream, maybe more than one Same but lolis from few different non-loli races. A bunch of horny brats laying down in creampied post sex bliss while their funny red backpacks are in a pile next to the bed. I'm going to quote the first part of my own previous post here: >>77475

>>77585 Dressing a corpse in a maid outfit doesn't make her a maid

>>77625 Maybe, but Ms Lich's lessons sure do.

>>77625 sure it does. it's a cursed outfit and forces a class change

>>77623 What happens when i hit 100% infamy. Do i get to summon the spirit of snek darkness?

>>77628 You get snekcommunicated and marked as snek on sight. You will be slithered by snek assassins until you pay reparations in the form of snex.

>>77625 If she has a uniform and a license then a Zombie was disciplined enough to graduate maid school and earn the approval of Baba Yaga herself

>>77629 >snex What kinda snacks do sneks need?

>>77631 egg.

>>77629 Why would they reward me with snex if i insult them. Are sneks maso?

>>77633 !!! Snek council will be convened to address this disturbing conclusion.

>>77632 >egg I can see how just one might be enough.

>>77635 As much as i like these kinds of images, this one makes no sense, especially with that choker.

>>77633 >do tread on me!

>>77637 Yes step on snek?

I want the most sadistic apophis possible. I want to be covered in bites.

>>77639 The most sadistic apophis WON'T take a single bite out of you

i too am a glutton for punishment, coiling, kissing, biting and rape.

>>77641 Willing slaves are going to be the new rage in the sandlands once the portals open.

>>77642 perhaps I was exotic goods all along

>>77642 i prefer being called mail order husband

New chapter of WoC https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/210167611 >>77280 Oh damn, there's a name I haven't seen in ages. Nice to see you around.

Baba Yaga

>>77630 Isn't that a Wight?

Undead snek who acts like a wight.

>>77648 With a ghostly rattle on the end of her undead snake tail in addition to the normal wight claws.

>>77646 as the baba yaga is to maids so too is hathor to cows

>>77647 Not at all and that's what makes them special, they are corpses with a heart, that despite not being able to beat anymore, has a goal, has a desire, has an ambition that wants to be fulfilled and for that reason they enlist to the academy. They are not very smart, they still make mistakes... but despite that they are disciplined enough to do their best, and good enough to be able to learn, train and graduate, they are not the best maids ever but they are good enough to be called a maid, they still can do the housework, they still can cook and they can still pleasure their masters and thrive as maids. Similar to those stories of punks that enlist and make a 180 degree change and thrive in the armed forces.

>>77645 Gratsi Monsignor.