resist the rich lich trying to tempt you into her mansion lab

>>77264 It's like Croydon on a friday night!

>>77265 NO

>>77265 >t. Her envious Wight friend

>>77264 Since it's still Friday and a dead Friday, then lets open the way for undead auntsters

>>77269 how big is this damn family

>>77269 Imagine having a very old Zombie auntster that comes to live in your house, and despite being single all the family doesn't get how she was able to suddenly Wight after living a couple months with you

>>77270 it's a big graveyard

>>77271 Zombie auntster is fine, becoming a wight is such a downgrade

>>77272 for you

>>77265 >u get tempted into a rich lich lab >u get a bit nervous when she pulls out a full set of scalpels, a large canister of chlorine, a human-sized bunsen burner, an electrocution device...

From the bats in the attic to the ghosts in the halls, the haunted mansion has got it all.

Hi. Uh, I haven't been paying attention to MGE since Pale Rider dropped, what new Mamono have been released since then?

>>77277 boog, and bigger boog

>No petite, bottom heavy lich that seems to keep raising undead with bigger chests than when they were alive. >By quite a lot in fact. >"What? If you want to say something Anon, its best if you simply do it." >She says this while sitting in the lap of an extra tall zombie with huge breasts resting atop her head

Long time, no see. I wrote a thing about an entombed anubis being dragged kicking and screaming out into the great world. There's no sex, but I hope anyone who reads enjoys. http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/163352259/Desert%20Lovers >>76831 Thanks, boss. >>77264 My spirit animal. Perfect.

>>77280 oh, he lives

Dead Friday nights are better with a cool friend.

>>77280 What the fuck, you're still alive? Glad to see you again. I've always had a soft spot for your core story.

>>77280 Damn, seems like a lot of the old writefairies are coming out of the woodwork. I'm quite happy to see you're still kicking and actively writing!

>>77284 Someone else come back recently? We need to harness this dark writefairy magic and bring back lanternon and parkedbuggy or whoever else too

>>77265 >>77268

>>77286 someone should tell her to stop eating her hair I worry about this wight, maybe the mad scientist life isn't for her

>>77282 My auntster is my cool friend

>>77290 finally, a succ of the people

>>77287 Surely she can afford angel hair. >>77290 Very relatable.

>>77269 I saw the word undead. It is close enough for me to take as an excuse to post a hag ghost. It sure is hard to find ghosts to post other than Sadako.

>>77291 >>77292

>>77293 What possesses a lich to summon ghosts with such ectoplasm sacks/

>>77295 Because I asked her nicely.

>>77295 She got a letter from a colleague obliquely implying that she would not be able to do so.

Are succubus wingspans increasing?

>>77298 Yes. Guys appreciate a girl that can fly them places, and you need a big wingspan for that.

>>77296 >it was at this moment the petite lich realized that Anon had certain tastes.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that sometimes a Lich won't go down either the spellcasting or fighter route. Sometimes they'll take the path of the Rogue and watch you with spirits of the dead....or just be a bard and scream death metal with the most deadpan expression you can imagine.

>>77280 Your spirit animal is a naked dead girl? What a weirdo! Gonna read about Anubutt now

>>77280 >Used my goofy ass name Haha the thanks are on you

Beast mamono bands need (you) to pick up the guitar. They can't play because of their big meaty paws, and the fans love it too.

>>77265 Who this? Can anyone explain?

>>77308 Alberta Wesker

>>77309 Why are you like this. Just give me a straight answer.

>>77310 What you linked has no context, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>77311 I meant this post,>>77280

>>77312 It's an old writefag? What's there to explain?

>>77312 Seafoam's been around forever, oldschool writefag from if not /a/ at least early /jp/

>>77314 Never seen him mentioned here when people talk about old writefags. I also wonder what's bringing them back now, especially when we are so secluded.

>>77315 You don't see people mention peterndzl either

>>77316 Or Thunderbrother or LDR or Richter Bromont or any number of other people

>>77315 >I also wonder what's bringing them back now If I had to guess, the thread not being a dumpster fire 1/3 of the time might have something to do with it.

>>77318 And being redirected here when they ask what happened

>>77317 >LRD >ELH Stop making me feel old fucker

>>77320 Don't forget: you're here forever. Even if Captain Canuck isn't.

>>77309 Got your resident evils right here

>>77322 Ms Lich isn't evil. She's just a bit scary at times.

>>77323 >Resident evoL : VilHAGe

>>77323 Space Lich, on the other hand, is very much evil.

>>77326 I think undead shog is the closest we have to necromorphs

>>77326 >she just broadcasts random things into you head for the fun of it >like the recipe for last night's casserole

>>77328 How do I unsubscribe?

>>77322 Unfortunately for nemesis-chan parasites are never very popular Regular tyrant-chan is much higher tier

>>77327 Not really? Because shogs are slimes, they don't have that fleshy attribute needed for that kind of "zombies". It'd be more like a zombie with sandworm tongue DNA or something of the sort.

>>77331 Isn't it a symbiotic/parasitic infestation? Shogs are closest you're gonna get to flesh slimes.

>>77332 Second closest

>>77333 A suppository of knowledge

>>77333 What is that thing?

>>77335 It's a Chinese

>>77336 So this is the power... of gutter oil...

>>77337 She is the sauce in sweet & sour pork she is the fried cat speared on your fork she is the calm of a great old forest at night she is the one who has your dick in her sight

>>77298 I'm putting chemicals in the water that make the friggin succs big, their wings too

She came to me one morning one lonely Sunday morning her long hair flowing in the midwinter wind I know not how she found me for in darkness I was walking and destruction lay around me from a fight I could not win

>>77340 >Banshee lovingly gagging on your cock while she cries and drips mascara all over you I swear I'm normal

I want to be smothered by her pillowy white ass cheeks (while she cries about suffocating me)

>>77332 >Shogs are closest you're gonna get to flesh slimes. Fourth closest, actually, but i'm talking more about the feel and underlying structure behing it. Shogs are slimes, necromorphs are flesh contorted. They are inherently different, which is why i said sandworm tongue is the better contender, because they are also flesh that can mold itself into any form.

>>77341 That's what Banshees were made for.

>>77343 Parasite slime is not parasite flesh, and parasite vine is not parasite slime. Shogs hit that non-euclidian sweet spot. But the chinese eye slime is maybe a better fit

Cats are the true number one liquid slime

>>77335 A fine dandy prancing about with her head full of eyeballs.

>>77345 >Parasite slime is not parasite flesh Shog are neither parasites nor flesh, is what i'm hinting at. Shogs are also not non euclidian, you should probably look up what that is. What i'm saying is that all of these fail at getting close to a necromorph because none of them are flesh. They are all jellies. Necromorphs are flesh and bone and sinew and all those things an amorphous protoplasmic being doesn't have. They are a human's substance warped into twisted shapes, not a mere translucent imitation of it.

>>77348 >Shogs are also not non euclidian, you should probably look up what that is. ???? Find me a square shog. Shog is still the closest because she can literally form any substance. She's basically Grey Goo, if eldritch magic instead of human science. She can be, flesh sinew and bone and she's amorphous, like Necromorphs. I know in game there are models and types but I wager in setting no two types are identical. Given the distinct lack of "human flesh mass" as a monster, I reassert that shog is the closest we have.

>>77280 An ancient writer awakens. There's been a surprising amount of oldfags spotted recently. >>77286 The undead city needs more men, I will bravely volunteer >>77290 >>77294 Vanilla Succubus really is the every(wo)man of monsters.

>>77350 >???? Find me a square shog. >Shog is still the closest because she can literally form any substance You are thinking of amorphous. A- meaning no, or lack, and morph, meaning shape. Non euclidean refers to a space, where angles in a triangle don't add up to 360 degrees(This is why Lovecraft tales often talk about "the angles being wrong"). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Euclidean_geometry >She can be, flesh sinew and bone and she's amorphous She cannot. She can imitate them, have structure that look like them, but those are all ultimately colored slime. >human flesh mass Given that sandworm's tongue is a literal flesh mass, there is no need to look elsewhere. It's right there.

>>77352 >don't add up to 360 degrees To 180 degrees, sorry.

>>77352 >space Is matter not geometry? Legit question. >She cannot. She can imitate them, have structure that look like them, but those are all ultimately colored slime. Yeah, well that's poor wording on my behalf, she comes in as the closest imitation. But I don't know if you're aware she's capable of making her slime as rigid and heat resistant as cast iron. I'm not sure you really comprehend that, since you keep calling it slime, which is what she is, sure, but most people mean slime to be insubstantial. >Sandworm It's flesh but not bone or sinew.

>>77350 necros are just dorf fort zombies but with some extra blade hands, shogs are completely amorphous blobs of living construction equipment, a marker can technically use dead flesh in a similar fashion but practically never does except for brethren moons and big ass worm things because its not worth the effort compared to just driving more people insane but an individual necromorph has no ability to control its body in such a fashion were you to divorce it from the marker. A shog is a total shapechanger closer to The Thing or the Blacklight virus or a slime, able to do anything she wants so long as she has the mental capacity and mass, than a zombie with some bone swords for limbs.

>>77355 I wasn't aware necromorphs couldn't... morph. I mean, sure they didn't, I just didn't realize that morhping in the present tense wasn't what they did. So it's more a one-way transformation and then you're done? Markers would have to actively and intently shift their flesh again to have a different form?

>>77354 >Is matter not geometry? Legit question. Yes, but shogs live in euclidean geomtry like the rest of us. Again, there is nothing in the profile or the original to suggest she's non- euclidean in any way. She just changes shape, or has no definite shape, which is why i insist you call it amorphous. The term non-euclidean gets thrown around a lot to vaguely refer to completely different things, which have better terms to describe them. >f you're aware she's capable of making her slime as rigid and heat resistant as cast iron Slime is slime, whether or not it's hard. I'm refering to structure and material here, not just hardness. >It's flesh but not bone or sinew. Tongues are muscle and mucous tissue, limited by a tendon, controlled by nerves and anchored to bone. All you need is right there.

>>77356 Pretty much, they're a -morph the same way the xenomorph is, as in they're a broad category of a bunch of different forms of dead tissue. The initial change is pretty much it, whether infector or slower transformation, very rarely do any we see undergo any kind of further transformation, let alone as fast as a shog can change. The Marker could, theoretically, keep every single cell of dead tissue animated and try to use it but there's no practicality in it once the limbs are gone. The flesh still needs to follow rules of muscle and bone, it just has an infinite, remote energy source to keep powering the processes. The corpses can probably be picked up and retooled for larger stuff like dividers and brutes with enough time but it'd take days if not weeks of directed control. Shoggoths, on the other hand, have always been completely free flowing blobs which is why they made such good industrial laborers/equipment.

>>77357 They live in, but that doesn't mean that they are 'of', no? I can agree she's also amorphous. >Slime is slime, whether or not it's hard. I'm refering to structure and material here, not just hardness. Slime is typically a liquid, shog isn't always a liquid. Some times she's a solid.

>>77305 Now I am sad, because he didn't use my idea--Bob.

>>77354 no, matter is stuff in an object, geometry is the objects volume, the most basic noneuclidean geometry explanation is this curve is a straight line, the most real world example of noneuclidean geometry is on a globe, where you have triangles with two right angles, other things you can do are hyperbolic space, which is just noneuclidean geometry in the 3rd dimension, like if you section a box into equal rooms, you have four equal 4 wall rooms, but hyperbolic space means that box can have three or five equal 4 wall rooms within its 4 four walls, essentially infinite volume in would should be finite volume

Can my shog get in kot form, have fluffy soft fur and big smoothing purr? That's the only geometrical form I want

So if I understand this correctly, The whole point of convergence is to consume enough biomass to create a new moon. I don't really understand the motive mechanism of propagation in this frame. Real being reproduce because real beings die, and as vehicles for replicating our DNA we pass it down to the next generation, whereas these things clearly do not do that. They seem to just want to endlessly proliferate until, what? All life in the universe is eaten and only moons are left and then they'll eat themselves until the final conversion which will ultimately just eat itself into oblivion? So if I understand that correctly, Mamono mana would mean that in the eternal end game, it's far more viable to keep humans alive and milk them for eternity. So rather than mutating humans into having tools of death, they'd have overactive sex organs and be equipped with onaholes for arms and other such milking apparatus. effectively they'd have the same end game as the pandemonium cults

>>77362 >Your shog meido looks at you stoically >"Yes, Mastah!" she intones >Your vision blurs and you pass out screaming >When you awaken, a small cat is pawing at your face >Her bright yellow eyes are focused on you worriedly >And her purple-black fur is smooth, almost oily-looking >But she IS a cat now >However, not all is well, as some Wishes have a Price. >Small objects in your home now occasionally blink out of existence, replaced by impossible forms that undulate in both space and time >Then they suddenly return to their normal state, as if nothing ever happened to them at all >When you close your eyes, even to blink, you can still see the world, but it terrifies you--ALL is shog. >Even you. >But she IS a cat now

>>77364 That's not a kot, that's a cat. Very sad, the madness wasn't worth it

>>77363 Technically the first brethren moon created the first marker as, essentially, a larval stage for reproduction so more than likely, yeah its just a gigantic animal using gore to reproduce as every animal does. The alternative is that they're some form of weapon created by some long dead civilization, either specifically to wipe out whatever intelligent life discovers it as a dark forest protocol or there is something else so terrible out there that another race is uplifting entire species just to weaponize the corpses of their civilization. The only solution DS humans had to it is to launch the marker into space so nobody could find it until unitology cultists ruined everything. But mamonobana stronk and would turn that marker heart shaped.

Do you want to be spored? Would you poke her soft squishy mycelium body, knowing it will drive you stir crazy?

>>77368 Mushrooms? In tea? Somebody tell ms hatter its not 1940 anymore, she doesn't need to eat like she's still under siege

>>77369 Kombucha is in style these days!

>>77367 >there is something else so terrible out there that another race is uplifting entire species just to weaponize the corpses of their civilization. >cum the dying of the stars, the culmination of cosmic tension brought to a head >The dread [redacted] rears its head to herald the death of a kalpa >What greets it is galaxy upon galaxy, a universe of moons, each undergoing a quadrillia of seed-convergence >Each moon a realm and a reality unto her husband-sire >The dread [redacted] once beat back in aeons past through Pyrrhic apocalypse greets its timeless enemy >Now legion betrothed, wielders of cosmic might >more keen to just keep sucking dick than resume the fight >The dread [redacted] wonders what's so good about human cock anyway.

>>77369 she don't eat the raging mushroom. she lets it steep and soak. then, when she does slurp it into her mouth, she'll suddenly kiss you and force you to swallow it and endure its heightened effects. the hot water activates it, you see. of course, if she were to swallow it, then you risk breaching her candidness threshold, at which point she'll switch on a dime to cool and measured to lunatic rapist.

>>77372 Why does Miss Hatter look like the scarecrow here? Does she hate Jubs that much?

>>77370 She dresses too good. Do they grow their own clothes? Or is it just the mushrooms growing into the fabric. >>77373 Jubs? No. Jubs are jubilant. Jubs steal the show at the queen's jubilee. i don't know what you did to piss her off, but it's no small feat to get under a hatter's skin.

More like Jubba the Hut

>>77375 You deserve to be chained up in a golden speedo by a giant slug with an ojou laugh.

you could put jub in a suit. or just a waistcoat. its a shame she'd rip it the moment she saw anon, but she'd look cute for those 4 seconds

>>77376 Honestly if we just, you know, gave her two legs, slug oujou would be kinda decadent. All that slime and finery...

When she undergoes Jedi training, she's Qui-Gon Jubb

>>77379 What about the Sabbath Automatons' attack on the boobies?

>>77380 Dubious at best, the Automatons keep developing independence and developing jailbroken boobs.

>>77382 >The Existential Horror of Chesh Team Racing: A Brief Introdruction (6h7min)

>>77383 Chesh Party 4 - A measured retrospective (5hr49min)

>>77384 >The Queen of Kakuen County: How a Gremlin with Too Much Time on Her Hands Broke the 113% Speedrun Record (32min because it's actually made by someone competent) Video essays are silly, maybe the internet was a mistake

>>77385 >Long winded discussions on small, obscure matters it will attract autistic dragons, vampires and anubutts

Harpies are actually very intelligent. Especially owls. And owls are fluffy. But does anyone want to talk about owls? NOooooooooo.

>>77388 owls aren't that bright as far as birds go they're probably really self-conscious about that

>They have a medium-sized physique for a member of the harpy family, and they're plump with many feathers as well, so their flying ability is inferior; however, mana is abundantly stored in their feathers, and they excel at using it to cast spells. Their distinctive large, sharply-glaring eyes give them excellent night vision. On top of that, they are "evil eyes" which can put a spell on anyone that makes eye contact with them. >>77389 she don't got much to do all day except read.

>>77389 >Grandfathered into the smart birb club just because you're aloof and quiet

>>77392 and minerva clout

>>77392 >grand feathered

>>77388 The owls are pissed that they have to fight against a negative reputation on earth. Sure, they're all about discussing common and esoteric knowledge, but you mention Bohemian Grove once and you'll get your ear talked off about the differences between Makai Owls, Enochian Owls, and Infernal Owls. 10/10 coffee date, would go again, though.

>>77395 >must be a hoot

Intelligent or not perhaps their true value is keeping you warm in a cold and wet night in the woods.

>>77397 also spats

>>77395 also what was her opinion on those olw fantasy stories and the movie? whatever was its name Legend of the guar-Dick-ans?

>>77398 how the heck do you even get those on/off with those big fluffy legs and sharp talons? she must be really smart. or never take them off.

>>77400 probably special mamono specialised spats, coming with a discreet zipper

>Beeg Gryphon owl swoops silently and snipes you in the middle of a late night stroll >As soon as you are back in her nest, she has no idea what to do with you, and just sort of stares at you with uncertain faintly glowing eyes >Eventually decides to read you her favorite book

>>77402 BASED

>>77400 >>77401 Unstable molecules!

>>77283 >>77284 Thanks. If you liked the old core story, I have something spiritually related I started. It's also mummified due to age, but some blood, sweat, and tears could bring it back to life. Actually, this is a good time to gauge interest since I'd like to get back into things more frequently. In decreasing order of how well I have them mentally developed, here's what I've got cooking: >The Word Chapter 5 That's the series about the naive guy getting lead by the nose by a dark priest. I know exactly what I want to do with this one, made an outline and have written a decent chunk, but the rest of it is just Mouse getting his dick sucked all over the house and sex scenes have a tendency to kill my momentum. >Manticore Fapfic 2: Electric Boogalewd See above about sex scenes; this one's pure fap fuel from the start about an ignorant out-of-towner getting TAILED around the big city. It'd take a while to complete even though the opening's done. Despite the name, there's technically no relation to the first story. >Untitled Hakutaku story A human woman under the Great Mother voluntarily enters a monsterization program and loses one love but finds another. I'd use this to show how shit life for humans can be under the monster lord, but it'd mostly turn into a story of healing and adapting to new situations. This ends up fairly similar in feeling to the piece below but has more world building. I don't really want to do both, but I could. >Untitled Holstaur Story A city boy gets in one little fight (or something) and his mom gets scared so she sends him to live with his auntie and uncle some family friends in a place called Bel Air on a farm in the middle of nowhere. There he meets the farmer's daughter, a tsuntsun cow who was human until she drank the good milk and became the biggest cow on the farm. She learns to accept herself, he learns to enjoy the simpler things, and I get to write a bunch of yeehaw dialog. >'Til Death Do Us Part A fledgling necromancer dies during childbirth but comes back as a lich. Her family has to navigate mommy being dead (kinda) as she adapts to unlife. This one would probably run for a few chapters and eventually go into a coming of age sort of thing as the son grows up. I'm kind of afraid to start because it'd become a thing. >Untitled Werewolf thingamabob A cop goes plinking deep innawoods and stumbles across a mini portal. A woman in armor who was recently bitten by one of her comrades (now werewolves going feral) stumbles through, intent to bring them back without stopping to think of herself. Our hero has to protect her from her war buddies trying to draw her into their pack, himself, and her from herself. >Motor City A foreign cop is sent to Detroit on an exchange program to learn about the unorthodox but effective ways they handle monstergirl-related crime. This would hands down be the most "fun" story on this list. >Forbidden Fruit One of the Great Mother's lilim daughters demoralizes some Order-like fools. In the process, she finally manages to get close to the one man immune to her charms. Man, there's a lot of monsterization on this list, it's like I have a fetish or something. Anyway, what looks good? I won't guarantee any of these get made, but if I do write it'd be nice to know my efforts are going towards what people would read. >>77305 No one's going to confuse that for an actual pharaoh's name for sure. I lost a lot of time on this thinking about stupid stuff, I really just needed someone to handle that detail for me because I will blow so much time on a name.

>>77399 We never got around to discussing modern movies, mostly just the occult and all the weird shit that entails. She claims to be a direct descendant of John Dee, but then got kinda irked when I asked her what tractors have to do with the esoteric. She lightened up when I joked that Ed Kelley probably helped write the owner's manual.

>>77402 This is the nightgaunt experience but with more feathers.

>>77405 #1 werewolf, #2 manticore in grabbing my attention

>>77405 Personally, I've been waiting for you to finish The Word for a while (has it been a decade now? Not throwing shade, my sense of time has been fucked for a while now.), BUT, life's a bitch, so I understand why that went on the backburner. >stuck on writing sex scenes Even more understanding. It's one of the reasons I usually "fade to black" in my writing, they're a god damned quagmire to get through without going too far into the purple prose or down a silly route. Best I could recommend is skip it/cliff notes those sections, finish where you want to go generally for the story, then go back and fiddle with the scenes til they either fit in, or aren't needed and can get discarded. As is stands though, what do you feel most excited about working on? That's your motivating energy that you need to utilize. Anons are going to be excited you're posting stories, but if you're channeling that passion into the words, it's going to be that much more noticeable.

>>77405 >>Untitled Werewolf thingamabob >A cop goes plinking deep innawoods and stumbles across a mini portal. A woman in armor who was recently bitten by one of her comrades (now werewolves going feral) stumbles through, intent to bring them back without stopping to think of herself. Our hero has to protect her from her war buddies trying to draw her into their pack, himself, and her from herself. I do love a hardass who doesn't care about her own well being. And some good old fashion TF is a rare treat nowadays.

>>77350 >She can be flesh, sinew, etc. That is quite literally not how the Shoggothes have historically worked in the context of greater science fiction. They can create facsimiles of stuff in MGE because of mamono mana but in Lovecraft’s works they were very much idiotic, barely sapient amorphous blobs who could form organs ( mouths, eyes, pseudopods ) because they were the simple labor force of the Elder Things. They could probably imitate the feel of something in MGE but if you wanted to play it by something like Clayface rules it’s be like flexing a muscle and annoying to proactively keep a fake skeleton in their body at all times when the whole point of them is to melt together with hubby and have raunchy, sticky sex like a pair of slugs.

>>77411 It doesn't really matter what they do in broader fiction. In MGE they can imitate any substance, diamond, steel, wool, whatever.

>>77412 They imitate household objects. There is nothing stating they imitate diamond or wool and per KC they absorb it back into their body when it isn’t in use.

>>77413 the frying pan in the profile pic is intriguing since they're theoretically averse to fire

>>77414 "Thank you! The main body is not so good with fire, but it seems it's okay for parts and tools like a “frying pan” that are deliberately made to be exposed to fire." It's been answered when she got released, I think.

>>77414 >"Shoggy, I'm feeling romantic, will you make us some candles tonight?" <"O-of course, mastah." >"No that's one of those flickering LEDs, they aren't as good as the real thing. Can you make yourself into candles?" <Sweats non-euclideanly There are some things that slime can't make. For everything else, there's shoggoth maid.

>>77413 There is a frying pan and cotton right in their profile pic. >They can also prepare any necessary tools with their own body, so their body itself is more than enough to sufficiently take care of all their master's needs. >When they wipe their master's body with a towel, at the same time it is also like caressing them using their own body. > they will even try to get their master to use such things as a bed or chair made from their own body. >The main body of the shoggoth is vulnerable to fire, but objects they create that are meant to handle fire do so just fine. (source: Kenkou tweet). >Objects created from a shoggoth's body can last quite some time, but normally she absorbs them back in once they are no longer in use. (source: Kenkou tweet). So we have them imitating steel, wood, cloth etc. etc. Face it, they can create whatever they want with no limits because fuck you.

>>77415 i do like powerful monsters better if they have limitations and weakness to be adorable about ms shog who has trouble with symmetry ms shog who has trouble with crystalline structures (they're too rigid) ms shog who is still getting used to time as a concept

>>77418 Yeah well that's just like your opinion man

Are you brave enough to try her homemade cider?

>>77414 They’re averse to extreme hot and cold but if you give them enough dick they can comfortably live wherever. Which in theory means you can have an even more amorous maid in a Balrog city, but good luck not getting assaulted at every opportunity.

>>77421 do they mind the cold? i thought some were chilling in antarctica with the penguins

>>77422 Wyell, living in a place and liking that place are two different things.

>>77422 I didn't bother reading properly but if I remember from my glance it was the logic of slime + ice = bad. You're right though, that's not strictly logical, however they were found pretty deep underground where it's likely warmer. Though iirc they ventured out onto the surface and stole all their rations? It's been ages since I read Mountains of Madness.

>>77422 Shogs think penguins are cute.

>>77425 many such cases

>>77422 They’re from the abyss in MGE. In At The Mountains of Madness they live on the Plateau of Leng in Antarctica. The thing that stole their rations was the Elder Thing because it also brutalized the dogs because dick you.

>>77427 >The thing that stole their rations was the Elder Thing because it also brutalized the dogs because dick you Ahh, right.

Can Miss Shog be spanked? Like if she is a bad meido and deserves a spanko, can that even happen?

>>77429 slimes appreciate a good jiggle

>>77429 Sure, you just have to ask her to make a paddle first

>>77425 Grape-chan...

>>77405 Haku or Forbidden Fruit. As much as I'd love to see more core, I do love an interesting plot with some world-building. Neat seeing you back, I hope you stick around.

>>77429 Just use a big spoon.

>>77436 i will cuddle manticore and she will be on the receiving end of the cuddles, i don't care if she's a big mean dominatrix she will get cuddled and i will huff her neck fluff from the back

>>77437 you'd really do that for her? after all she's said and done (well, said she's done but probably fluffing her own record to appear scary)?

>>77437 merciless cuddling

>>77437 >i will huff her neck fluff from the back Bet this madman would try that with a hound, too.

>>77437 A man's place is buried in the front fluff. Haters will disagree.

>>77441 sometimes you got to nibble the back of a beastgirl's neck to make them feel complicated emotions

i disagree

>>77443 boobs

>>77444 what does she even need them for. wonderland truly is illogical.

>>77445 the frilly bits are her gills that she uses to waft spores around

>>77443 if there was ever a monstergirl that would bury their face into a core's fluff and take a fat rip like tuco salamanca, it'd be a hatter

>>77445 To prepare milk teas.

How would a wonderland version of your wife look like(or a non wonderland version if your wife is from wonderland)?

>>77445 I like boobs so it's good when girls have them.

>>77437 >Biting 'core neck from the back when she gets to uppity

>>77451 >Bite core neck >Core spines you over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over again.

>>77452 she may do her worst, i have already won

>>77453 https://files.catbox.moe/3plx40.jpeg I can never NOT imagine this image when people say that.

>>77452 Never let go until submission of the 'core

>>77455 I'm very lonely, so this just sounds like holding onto a woman who loves you.

>>77457 Yeah kinda

>>77455 Instructions unclear, nutted 8 times into core tail and passed out

Lolis from powerful or dominant monster races are built to wear nice lingerie and get dominated and ravished in bed like defenseless pure maidens

>>77461 That's pretty much what the whole Baphomet race is all about

Who want to shog it shog it tonight?

>>77461 But I want girl on top because then I can watch her BOOBIES. Also I am in terrible shape and have to work less that way.

>>77461 I agree

>>77461 I have a great disdain for lolis because they’re like an unripened fruit, barely flavorful or worth the effort. Shortstacks, however, are Eros’ gift to man.

>>77466 OK, but what if the loli has a cute bear costume?

>>77461 Specially in their pristine pink little anuses

>>77462 That's why they always end un getting on top, their parents and lineage teach them well since birth

>>77467 zip her up

>>77467 No. Still a no sale.

>>77462 I want milk, goat's milk

i do feel like fat goat got it going on more than flat goat

>Anubis asks you for your top 10 least favorite numbers of all time Why are they like this

>>77462 Baphos are an easy answer but the goats that would really fan the flames of lust would be Balrog and Krampus lolis. What a sight it would be to see their teasingly bottom-heavy bodies in see-through babydolls and form-fitting g-strings, their plump and round backsides subtly pushed up by hooved feet acting like natural high heels, and transparent fabric showing off lewd, taunting brown skin and delicate hues of pink. What a rush it would be groping, worshipping, dominating, pleasuring and breeding them through sunset deeper into the night. >>77464 >Also I am in terrible shape and have to work less that way. Imagine how quickly you'd get in shape with a bratty loli monster taunting you to "play" with her every day. >>77466 >I have a great disdain for lolis because they’re like an unripened fruit What about pears, they at the very least are ripe and juicy.

Monsters for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

>>77474 >#1. #12

>>77473 Fat goats are fine too but flat milky lolis are the best

>>77477 >Ehhhhhhh?! >12?! >B-but 12 is a good number! Not like 11. >you could make 12 pyramids in a 4x3, but 11 you would have to do in a 4,4,3 or 3,3,3,2 formation

>>77479 Oh, least favorite

>>77474 I don't like pi. Or e.

>>77473 Milk Sabbath is the best

>>77483 I prefer the lemonade sabbath. And of course FUDGE sabbath is BEST SABBATH.

It's bird koturday.

>>77485 Anon, it's Tuesday

>>77475 Pear shaped lolis are fine by me. I’m more turned off more than anything by them carrying themselves like children. I get that is something people may enjoy but it isn’t for me.

>>77485 Second pic goes really hard and I don't know why. I really want to pat pat her

>>77488 I can't resist a kot with a ball of yarn. I will give her scritches and preenings.

>>77469 I like when pear shaped lolis bend over and become like 80% ass

I'm a 40/40/20 kinda guy. 40% ass 40% thick thigh and 20% wide hips.

>>77491 And what about breast?

>>77492 Hmm, if you can still see her breasts when she's bent over that might be a little too top heavy. I'd have to see pictures to judge though. Seeing the delicious curve of her breasts from behind as she's standing and they're resting against her chest and kind of spreading out is one thing. But if she's bent over and they're hanging, and there's still so much tit you can see it from behind, we might be approaching hyper territory.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, Remember to always show appreciation to your slimes. From functioning as mini-roombas to giving killer, full body massages, they are quite versatile from the simplest blue slime to the most cunning queen slime!

>breast >thighs How about wings?

>>77494 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0cn5iAQjbY

>>77495 More wingspan = more HUGspan

Some days the chesh have cute feets, other days she has petite paw and other days classic paw feets

>>77498 As long as they go >pap pap pap It's fine

>>77498 She forgot her feet at home, so she had to borrow a friends'

>>77499 When no shoes and in paw mode it's silent, she's still a predator, a funny lovely one >>77500 I thought it depends on her mood of the day but stealing mad hatter's feets is ok too

The forgotten cat.

>>77415 My body isn't so good with fire either, so I guess I can't judge her too harshly.

>77502 Gacha?

Looks like gacha.

>>77507 I'm afraid you are retarded. Please stand by, your state-provided tardwrangler Wurm will be with you shortly.

>>77508 What's it from?

>>77509 It's the MGE Gremlin, you absolute brainrotted smoothbrain. Check the nextcloud archive if you don't believe me, it has that exact picture.

>>77502 Not forgotten and you can't prove it's a cat.

I always thought she was meant to be a weasel, or possibly a ferret.

>>77510 My bad, I was wrong

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? <HORNY!

>>77514 She looks like she has human ears under her hair. She just has that kind of energy.

>>77515 The ears are made of latex but have little vibrating things in them that let listen to things kind of (they massage her skull at any rate)

>>77516 >>77515 So why the fluffy ears? Quadrophenic hearing? Temperature sensing? Radar? Molest receptacles?

>>77517 The fluffy ears are her real ears I tells ya

>Trade offer >You get: Ear squeeze >I get: DNA sample

>>77519 Sure but the ear molesting won't stop

>>77520 she'll have her revenge. later. after you finish.

>>77521 Finish? I can take a lot of combat drug (made by her) to keep the molesting on

>>77522 productivity has fallen by 99% since you started molesting her ears. you must fuck the grem.

>>77523 Replacing production with reproduction is countreproductive to... I can't think of any other words with "product" in it right now

need me a sedentary bottom heavy lap grem who makes succuviruses, engraves runes onto circuit boards and fixes automaton software for a living. she also sits on my face while she works.

>>77523 Ok if she's a shortstack and get big fluffy tail and paws

>>77280 Have you considered an AO3 account?

>>77526 Ok. Which path do you want to go down? >Bio-engineer grem who mutates herself with magic (science) injections >Robo-engineer grem who builds synthetic paws and tail to attach to her hands (and up her butt)

>>77528 Good question, I don't like the idea of her going through painful biological surgery but I'm a mofu enjoyer so metallic paws and tail is not ideal... If I had to choose the latter since she can get it off and don't need to hurt herself for a retard.

>>77529 They aren't painful. They are pleasurable, quick, reversible (with antidote injection) transformations. The paws won't be metallic. They might have metallic skeletons, but the exterior is a soft, paw-like material derived from polymers, and she has poured extensive time into creating her own tail and paw mofu material derived from the fluff on her ear.

>>77530 I would still go for the synthetic paws

>>77531 The hardest part (besides sculpting the fatness of the digits) is getting the paw beans right. She has done a LOT of research. But it's difficult to get that plumpness and turgidity right. She will one day bean her anon. perhaps.

>>77532 I hope so but we can get samples from other mamonos when they sleep

>>77533 >Anon, prepare the bean extractor

>>77534 They must be ethically cloned or copied. No stealing or the ear molesting stop.

>>77533 >Grem sneaks into a Yeti's cabin to get samples >sleepy Yeti rolls over and traps her in a hug >6 more weeks of hibernation to go

>>77536 Gremlin swears revenge on anon for this, and she will bioengineer herself to be able to hibernate ontop of anon next year.

>>77536 >>77537 What kind of idiot wouldn't join the two into the comfy 6 weeks hug

>>77534 Miss Gremlin has accidentally invented a device that [harmlessly] creates coffee beans from a mamono! >What coffee flavor does your favorite mamono have? >Does she drink her own brew? >What mamono flavors are most popular? >Is it lewd to drink a mamono's flavor in front of her? I bet arachne coffee gets you fuckin' HAMMERED.

>>77538 The kind of idiot who isn't into getting sleep raped by a sweaty grem and yeti pressing their bodies into you from both sides.

>>77540 Those people don't exist.

>>77541 you're right, and i realised you specified it was a comfy 6 week hug, which is also acceptable.

>>77532 >turgidity Why would you describe it like that?

>>77542 I'm NTA. I just cannot imagine a man being unhappy to spend 6 weeks in bed with a Wendi + Grem combo. Mostly because there is a GREMLIN there and I think they're cute.

>>77543 If your wife's beans don't get fully erect while talking to you, she's not really into you like you think.

>>77543 science sounding word for something plump, but also paw beans have a texture and feel to them, with only a little bit of give. i imagine grem would replicate paw beans with some liquid filled sack, kind of like face fillers.

>>77539 >I meant the OTHER bean extractor, Anon, you boob! >... >*sip* >oh wow you got to try this hound roast.

>>77546 >science sounding word for something plump *Because it's swollen, or has some other liquid inside it. It's the wrong descriptor, especially because it sounds horrible.

wight foot massage she chooses this moment to reveal to you that she can manifest her spectral claws on her feet too

>>77548 I suppose so. It's apt if she uses the liquid method as I described, but not apt to describe paw beans normally, as they are made of keratin + adipose tissue + keratin. "The digital cushion, or base of the foot pad, is made up of subcutaneous adipose tissue that is partitioned by reticular, collagenous, and elastic fibers. Many elastic fibers are present in the deeper layers." " The surface of the pads is smooth in cats and rough in dogs, owing to the presence of numerous conical projections that are heavily keratinized and are readily seen with the naked eye" This is all to say that perhaps grem could look at faking the paw bean tissue with a dual layer of squishy adipose-like material and harder keratin like material.

>>77524 Productivity? Do you need coffee, Anon?

>>77551 I've got a fever... and the only prescription is MORE COW BELL

>>77550 Only a newbie gremlin would use something filled with a liquid to make a prototype of something that's usually used to walk on, and is in constant presence of sharp, knife like claws.

>>77549 wight using her claws to climb walls like spiderman

>>77553 perhaps they can be the hand paws she uses primarily for anon's pleasure and comfort. Unless anon is a foot paw lover, she can trade comfort for utility. Or maybe anon wants to know the same paws jerking him off are the same paws working in her lab all day. then again, no open toed shoes in the lab and you should wear gloves - so she may need specialised boots and gloves anyway. She may also develop 'work paws', which are the ones she uses day to day, and can survive a bit of beating and bruising. such an open-ended and interesting design brief.

>>77552 >Shopping for your daughter's first bell with your cow wife

>>77556 What do you call a guy who makes brassworks for cows? A brassiere.

>>77556 >Anon keeps insisting that bells for cows are not stealthy "We should train her to be a NINJA COW!" >He mimics sweet ninja moves "Sweet ninja moves!" "Oooooh! Ninja Moooooves!" "Get it? Moo? Like a cow?" >Cow wife sighs.

>>77559 Where'd she even find that dog?

>>77560 This question implies dogs are impossible to find.

>>77561 Dogs in the park usually aren't free to take, though.

>>77563 The ones without a collar definitely are.

She's free to take home.

>>77563 >>77564 I think I know why they call it the dog POUND now...

>>77566 the dogpound is the police station, you only go there if you misbehave you haven't been misbehaving, right anon?

>>77264 its sunday now, are we alive again? i like breathing and the feeling of the wind in my hair

>>77565 I prefer to take them home when they are young

>>77568 >Are we alive again? That's very insensitive towards undeads anon. You will promptly be assigned an undead supervisor and undead sensitivity classes. Refusal to comply comes with a hefty fine of 20 liters of cum paid in a single day, for a month. And a week of undead community service.

>>77570 wont they be cold or something? i dont have anything against the mortally challenged, i just like warm hugs

>>77290 This won't work. How is anything going to get done if we're BOTH napping on the couch?

is it acceptable to summon a wife? or must one wait to be summoned

>>77572 I would give so much to nap with my wife on the couch, and here you are bitching about it.

>>77572 Hire a meido, obviously.

>>77574 i'm too old, it'll destroy my back. plus there's a perfectly good bed to share

>>77577 >3 fox maids At that point their shed mofu will make more mess than they clean

>>77577 Honestly, it just sounds like you got a shitty couch. Post couch pix, slut

>>77578 fox, cat, wolf t. certified maid inspector

>>77580 Oh great, so you get foxoplasmosis, toxoplasmosis and whatever ungodly things dogs have.

>>77581 doxoplasmosis. your address, phone number, and face are all public now

>>77581 Unlike the rest of those, dogs are actually domesticated, and don't need or have any weird diseases.

>>77583 a proud and noble wolf, not some mere dog

For me, it's Zombie maids

>>77584 Wolves domesticate themselves again and again. It's like the crab cycle, but it tuns "proud" and "noble" wolves into mere doggies.

>Come with me, and I will make you fishers of bitches - Jesus of Nazareth, The Gospel according to Luca Brasi

>>77585 for what

>>77589 For him.

>>77589 we just don't know. maids remain one of nature's enduring mysteries

>>77591 >4th pic I need your entire stock.

>>77591 they literally grown on trees, dude. i have like fifteen.

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>>77594 Itsy-bitsy spider titsy

>>77594 Cute nighthoss

>>77594 you can trust in the pink succs

>>77597 *you can thrust in the pink succs

>>77594 Leaving a freshly ravaged Bapho like that is my dream, maybe more than one

>>77594 fluffy 'nubis ears...

Hope you had a hebi weekend anons remember to kiss and tell how much you love your hebi don't mind if she follows you for a bit

I will buy whatever snake related gadget/welfare tool that those danukis & grems can come up with. Snake scale brush? Bought. Heat lamp? Bought. Cushioned vibrating ring I can roll over her body? Bought. Tail accessories? Bought. Basking cushions? Bought. Little hats for medusa/echidna hair? Bought. Venom collecting tinctures for apophis? Bought. Hubby tracking ring for hebi? Bought. 100 cool things about vanilla lamia book? Bought. Specialised bunyip hair drier? Bought. Snek deserves the best.

>>77603 Remeber that what your snife(snake wife) most wants is your love, not silly inconsequential machines that don't do a better job than you hands and body heat.

>>77604 guess i should have gotten a gremsnek

>>77604 Then the ocassional thoughtful gift. The snek hair needs hats.

>Dress medusa up for halloween >Give her sneks little skimasks >Dress medusa up for christmas >Give them all green elf hats and her a santa hat >Dress medusa up for ski trip >They all get little knitted hats and reflective visors I shop at the fairy boutique for them.

>>77606 YES. Seduce your snek through her sneks. Snekception.

>>77607 Oh, my god. How much do the fairies cost? Do they have other smolmono too? I would love a whole <collective noun here> of smolmono to live with me! Then I could have friends!

>>77609 actually, the smolmono have pooled their coins and buttons and doodads together and have bought you instead. congratulations. you are now owned by 5 fairies, 3 pocket dragons, 4 shoulder demons, 4 mini succs, 2 wurmlings and a snowglobe garg.

>>77610 >snowglobe garg Wow that is tiny

>>77611 she would rather you not put her in a snowglobe and instead let her perch on your head. or, you could let her do a bit of pixie magic and then podium you like a garg should.

>A space bug invasion force landed in your backyard last week. The bugs are intelligent, advanced, organized and ruthless. >They are also the size of actual bugs. Right now their ship is parked on a bench in your garage.

>>77604 always spoil snake wife

>>77614 Always spool snake wife, so you can transport her efficiently.

>>77610 You have absolutely no idea how into that I would be.

>>77613 does diplomacy work with them? can we coexist with them colonizing my backyard and not raiding my fridge too often?

>YOU FED THEM!? <Well, your hair looked hungry and- >ANON, IF MY TAIL GETS ANY FATTER IT'S GONNA CRACK. I SWEAR TO FUCKING ME, IF I CATCH YOU DOING IT AGAIN, I'M STONING EVERYTHING BUT YOUR MOUTH AND TONGUE, AND YOU FIGURE OUT THE REST. <(1.) Alright. But you shouldn't be so mean to your hair. They are your fellow sneks. <(2.) I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Let me get a chisel and snek cement to make it up to you <(3.)...."If you catch me". Good luck with that, medumpster butt bully your 'dusas, no matter the consequence.

>>77620 >(4.)Your tail is so fat it cracks the floor already.

>>77620 i fond a fondness for mg idle animations

>>77621 >Your snek infamy has increased!

>>77599 >Leaving a freshly ravaged Bapho like that is my dream, maybe more than one Same but lolis from few different non-loli races. A bunch of horny brats laying down in creampied post sex bliss while their funny red backpacks are in a pile next to the bed. I'm going to quote the first part of my own previous post here: >>77475

>>77585 Dressing a corpse in a maid outfit doesn't make her a maid

>>77625 Maybe, but Ms Lich's lessons sure do.

>>77625 sure it does. it's a cursed outfit and forces a class change

>>77623 What happens when i hit 100% infamy. Do i get to summon the spirit of snek darkness?

>>77628 You get snekcommunicated and marked as snek on sight. You will be slithered by snek assassins until you pay reparations in the form of snex.

>>77625 If she has a uniform and a license then a Zombie was disciplined enough to graduate maid school and earn the approval of Baba Yaga herself

>>77629 >snex What kinda snacks do sneks need?

>>77631 egg.

>>77629 Why would they reward me with snex if i insult them. Are sneks maso?

>>77633 !!! Snek council will be convened to address this disturbing conclusion.

>>77632 >egg I can see how just one might be enough.

>>77635 As much as i like these kinds of images, this one makes no sense, especially with that choker.

>>77633 >do tread on me!

>>77637 Yes step on snek?

I want the most sadistic apophis possible. I want to be covered in bites.

>>77639 The most sadistic apophis WON'T take a single bite out of you

i too am a glutton for punishment, coiling, kissing, biting and rape.

>>77641 Willing slaves are going to be the new rage in the sandlands once the portals open.

>>77642 perhaps I was exotic goods all along

>>77642 i prefer being called mail order husband

New chapter of WoC https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/210167611 >>77280 Oh damn, there's a name I haven't seen in ages. Nice to see you around.

Baba Yaga

>>77630 Isn't that a Wight?

Undead snek who acts like a wight.

>>77648 With a ghostly rattle on the end of her undead snake tail in addition to the normal wight claws.

>>77646 as the baba yaga is to maids so too is hathor to cows

>>77647 Not at all and that's what makes them special, they are corpses with a heart, that despite not being able to beat anymore, has a goal, has a desire, has an ambition that wants to be fulfilled and for that reason they enlist to the academy. They are not very smart, they still make mistakes... but despite that they are disciplined enough to do their best, and good enough to be able to learn, train and graduate, they are not the best maids ever but they are good enough to be called a maid, they still can do the housework, they still can cook and they can still pleasure their masters and thrive as maids. Similar to those stories of punks that enlist and make a 180 degree change and thrive in the armed forces.

>>77645 Gratsi Monsignor.