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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #58 Anonymous 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:40:35 No. 76205
Ocelomeh Edition: Jaguar girl deserves all the love. Previous Thread: >>75092 Monster Girl Wiki: https://www.mgewiki.moe/ Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/ Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/ Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html Nextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE
Edited last time by REDACTED on 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:17:31.
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Now that's more like it.
This thread is dedicated to Total Ocelomeh Love (at least the mayority of it). We'll discuss the unique aspects of Ocelomeh, both physical and personality wise. From their religious rituals, their hunt techniques and relations to the other mamono, even going as far as their weaknesses.
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Why ocelo MEH when chesh good
>>76207 Ocelots are nocturnal. Are Ocelomeh nocturnal?
>>76207 Myn main issue is their culture and society
>>76208 That's it, throw this man into the man-eater pit
>>76209 Ocelomehs are jaguars. It's in the name. Next thing you know, people are going to say that Jinkos are cheetahs
>>76210 Their culture and society is essentially unexplored in the actual encyclopedia. It's a massive grey area which anyone can use for great head-canon. Some people (lazy people) just assume Ocelomehs are extremely similar to Aztecs, which is wrong. There is inspiration, of course but only minimal and superficial. Everything else is left for anyone to make up.
>>76213 This means we can give them whatever South-or Mesoamerican cultural traits we please! Like a written language consisting of knotted ropes, or brave warriors drinking hot cocoa
>>76213 No, the profile and answers given by KC about femdom and no emotion in public.
>>76214 Essentially. You can write each interpretation as "a different tribe". Most people would apppreciate consistent, clear traits that stick to Ocelomehs, regardless of interpretation, regardless of tribes. >They purr (KC confirmed) >Hot chocolate is one of their unique and prefered drinks >They are the apex predator of their region
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Avast!
>>76215 As far as I'm aware, KC hasn't mentioned Ocelomeh directly in his several Q&As. He has answered Patreon questions regarding Ocelomehs but only related to purring, Ocelomehs raising kids and how Ocelomehs communities are structured. Again, we can't take the schoolar's words as literal. The line about "faithful adherents, they'll only allow themselves to be seen unilaterally sucking, riding, and taking him deep inside" is probably a quote from a sacred text, straight out of a shaman's mouth, who said it wanting to make Ocelomehs seem as fierce, unrelenting warriors. Ocelomehs ARE NOT Amazons. KC makes this very clear, both in the profile, the extended lore and when talking about his inspiration for the Ocelomeh profile. Ocelomehs do show emotion in public: >She can't help but grin and blush when showing off her recently hunted husband to the tribe >Even if her paw is placed possively at his hip, her tail unconsciously wraps around his leg >A more stablished couple often tease each other while in public. He wants to slightly embarras his wife by gently petting her head or tickling her sides. She wants to show "dominance" by making him fluster with words or by how he can't help but squirm under her soft, fluffy paws >it is a constant duel between two people who know each other better than anyone else
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>⚠️This user is a registered sex offender. Learn more about Discord's child safety policy at https://discord.com/guidelines
What monster girl would be the MOST LIKELY to leave an upper decker in the master bedroom of someone she dislikes?
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Guess who's not passing this way, unc?
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>Be Orderite conquistador >Arrive to the new world seeking out glory, fame, riches >Or maybe you're just a simple levy and didn't have a choice in the matter >Anyway, you're here now, a continent you have never heard of before >The heat is bearable, for now. Green life seems to surround you and everything else here. Tress, bushes, vines >You can see other men trying out exotic fruits, with wild colors and scents >Go out on patrol, small three man group, meant to scout for the rest of the company >Eventually, you're ambushed by a group of Anaconda Lamias >One man sacrifices himself so the two of you can scape >Before you can start mourning him (and wonder by his last scream turned into a moan half-way), a Harpy wearing jewelry, colorful feathers and war paints dives from above and straddles the other man >He tells you to run while the Harpy pins him down with her powerful legs >You don't need more encouragement >You're not sure for how long you have ran >Everywhere looks similar here and yet every tree is different, every bush unique >Thicc trunks that block paths, bushes cutting line of sight >Eventually, after what feels an eternity, you make it to a small clearing >You almost pass out against a tree trunk, looking at ground, thinking how the hell you're going to make it out of here alive >After some minutes, you decide to try find your way back to the camp, even if you're as lost as a person can ever be >As you rise and stand, that's when you hear it >A faint growl, deep as thunder >With dread wearing heavy on your shoulders, you turn slowly >Set on a tree branch at the opposite end of the clearing, a figure watches you >The adrenaline and fear only allow you to pick up the most obvious parts >Beast-like limbs covered in Yellow-orange fur and massive paws >Sun-kissed skin on a toned, feminine body. Wild, short yellow hair, topped by a pair of feline ears >But what freezes your body are those eyes >Two golden orbs looking directly at you. You can feel them reaching deep, as if looking directly at your soul >You stand there in silence, body rigid as stone. Several seconds pass that feel like hours >She remains in her position, also unmoving >Until she slowly smiles >Before you can even process the primal instinct of fleeing, she has gracefully jumped out of tree branch and landed at the center of the clearing, landing on a crouch >She rises slowly, both to show off and not fully startle you, her tail dancing on the air >When she's on her full height (actually slightly shorter than you) you can see one of her paws holding something that makes your blood go cold >A sword. Barbaric. Murderous. Black blades, the color of midnight death alongside its wooden length >You eye it for several seconds, hoping your sight is mistaken but there's no illusion >Gently, she moves her sword in front of her, holding it with both paws, resting it against the ground, gently growling >She waits for your move >The beast is challenging you >If you try to run, you'll be dead before you even make it to the edge of the clearing >If you try to fight... >At least you'll go out with some dignity >Fine. You'll have your fight, beast >With deep, calming breaths, you slowly draw your rapier and get into a guard >She watches you for a bit, as if studying your form. You could swear her head tilted slightly as if thinking >She smiles. She puts on a wild, painted mask on her face and gets into her guard, sword at the ready >The duel last longer than you expected >You managed to block several of her strikes, which were slower than you anticipated, even managing to parry one >Whenever you tried to strike back, she would simply dodge or bounce off >At this distance, it was impossible not to notice even more of the beast and her body >The vague excuse of "clothes" that covered her body, covering only her most private parts, leaving every curve to be seen by you >At one point, her tail even managed to touch you, the tip tracing along the inside of your thigh, pulling away before you could react >Every time the distance was closed, every time she moved to dodge or to strike, your eyes would linger on her body a second too long >You really couldn't help it. She was an alluring sight, exotic and wild like nothing you had ever seen before >And you could swear that she knew. She didn't need to move her hips or do a full circle when dodging your strikes. And yet, she does all the same >As if she wanted you to look >Perhaps that's what caused your defeat >While trying not to think about the roundness of her hips, you thrust and she deflects it with a swipe, as if seeing the move from a mile away >Before you can recover, she closes the distance, one paw closing around your wrist, applying gentle preassure, one of her legs wrapping behind your own >A small push was all it took >Before your back hits the ground, your sword was already out of your grip and she was tossing it away >The next second, she's standing over you, triumphant, sword at your chest >It was a good fight, at least >She slowly removes her mask. She's slightly out of breath, a few beads of sweat rolling down her head. At the edge of your vision, you see her hips gently rocking back and forth >But she's also... >Smiling? >She speaks. Not in the common tongue. Something wild and exotic, alien to you >Her eyes remained fixed on your own, looking at you with hunger but also wonder >Before your confusion can fully set in, she raises her sword, ready to strike >You close your eyes and wait for the end >You feel the wooden length of the sword press against your chest and... >Nothing else >But as you open your eyes and try to move, it hits you >Warmth. Intoxicating, across your entire body, wearing heavy on your limbs. You try to move, you want to move but can't >She does >Gently laying her sword aside, she slowly descends, straddling your hips >Even through the layers of cloth, you can feel her own warmth >Her paws trace a path through your chest, finding the threads that keep it tight and slowly tearing it open with a claw >When you're finally bare, her paws rest on your chest. Not being able to move, laying down like helpless prey to this alluring predator has increased your sensitivity >Every touch feels electric, both out of fear and pleasure >Her paws slowly make their way to your face, her smooth pads feel like silk, making you aware of your blushed face and her own >She lowers herself, her face inches away from you, her breath tickling your nose >You can smell notes of fresh wild fruit and flowers, not to mention something else that you can't quite name >Her hips grind against your crotch, barely holding back, making you groan despite trying to hold it back >Her eyes are locked on yours, her face full of cherish and hunger >After long seconds, she says two words. One alien and one unmistakable >"...No-Yollotl...Mine..." >Her mouth closes the distance and claims you >Her kiss makes you see stars >After some seconds, she finally breaks the kiss, breathless >She smiles, a gentle rumbling purr releasing from her chest >And slowly, she starts to devour you
I was wondering where you guys went.
>>76225 Whatever do you mean? We've been here all along
Perhaps the real anonymous was the anonymous succubi, or the anonymbus. The succunonymous. The unknown succ. Jane Succoe. Error: Succ not found.
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>>76227 What if Succ was one of of us just a slob like one of us
>>76224 Damn smug cat.
>>76224 A horrible way to lose and die Nice green
>>76228 She would never.
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>>76228 i heard a rumor that succubus have an interest in sex
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>>76168 shoot have I missed some latenights?
>>76234 they're fairly recent, last 3 or 4 threads maybe
>>76228 Man, I dunno if she’s really a slob. Show pics of her being a slob, please. This is not my fetish.
>jungle cat calling you "colonizer" with a mixture of poorly faked contempt and equally poorly hidden excitement
>>76237 Monstergirl pet names are certainly strange.
>>76236 Despite searching my folders, I have found no evidence of succuslobbery anywhere
>>76239 Man, I could go for some succuslobber right now...
I’m the invisible wan I’m the invisible wan INCREDIBLE HOW YOU CAN… SEE THROUGH MY BEANS
>>76230 Don't make the Ocelomeh have to hit you with the wooden part of her sword
>>76238 >Ocelomehs tend to call their husbands "my little mouse" >Since they're predator (big scary cat) and prey (scared little mouse)@
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>>76212 Blame the dude who decided to use the Aztec word fir jaguar as a name for something the size of a large housecat.
>>76244 She's a strong and fierce predator, a proud jaguar. Just don't scratch her behind the ears
>Revolver Ocelomeh Revolver Ocelomeh (Revolver Ocelomeh)
>>76244 LMAO at the censorship mask
>>76247 Bell Orgel is a misunderstood genius Also very kind and generous, he made that drawing for free
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>>76244 petit cat feet go <pap pap pap
An ocelomeh and a jinko in the same room. Hilarious!
>>76248 Cool indeed.
>>76250 I don't get the joke.
>>76211 I want a man eater to shove my face into her pits.
>>76253 her armpits? claustro or sacco? they are going to smell (good) and be coated in acid/sweat.
>>76254 Either or. I like Sacco's profile desc a bit more but claustro's venus flytrap plant part appeals to me more. Either way I feel like one more subtle monstrous part of plant girls would be a lack of any body hair. Hair on the head? Sure, maybe pubic depending on the girl. But the rest? Not a single follicle. Just smooth flesh I am having my face pushed deep into, full of aphrodisiac sweat. Like some sort of anti-mofu.
>>76255 Ehh, one doesn't really typically imagine hairy women, no? I can't really imainge, say, a Wight, having body hair. Honestly even pubic hair seems to only exist for fetishistic purposes.
I muse the idea of beastmen having pubic fur instead of pubic hair
>>76255 Very based. I think claustro would be very smug about it, that she can get you off using her armpit. That she can melt your brain with the smell of her acid and plant pheromones and sweat to the point you're bucking your hips before she can even start beating you off with her other hand. She'd bully you relentlessly. Even more if you licked her. Sacco you can rest in the pitcher at just the right height for her to bury your face in her pits. She'd be less mean but still teasing. More mature smell too. Maybe giving you a thigh job at the same time. The simple act of rubbing against their acid/sweat drenched skin is enough for the acid to take effect, and then that gentle friction is pleasurable, and it only rubs more acid in, etc.
>>76256 >Honestly even pubic hair seems to only exist for fetishistic purposes. Pubic hair is the most normal thing imaginable, it's logical that one would be attracted to women with pubic hair since it means she's ripe for breeding.
>>76259 You're being defensive about something that doesn't matter. Also Sabath wouldn't uphold that idea. As I said, pubic hair would exist for fetishistic purposes.
>>76256 I mean most animal girls are gonna obviously have fur on some parts which I think counts as similar enough. I think most monster girls would probably grow normal amounts of hair and its just part of their routine to shave/wax it or it just does not grow beyond a certain point. i think kejourou would be a notable the exception in that they do grow longer body hairs and do use them along with their main bundle on their head. Maybe extremely clingy kejourou's use EVERY bit of body hair along with the ones on their head as the gift they give their soon to be husbands.
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>>76257 thick hound bush. i fantasise not infrequently about helping a big floofy monster like a hellhound, core or jinko groom her fluff. give the leg, paw and chest mofu a wash, a brush, a comb, a trim, etc. >>76259 i dont mind it on the vag but i much prefer clean shaven pits
>>76261 >I think most monster girls would probably grow normal amounts of hair and its just part of their routine to shave/wax it or it just does not grow beyond a certain point. Nigga this is a setting that magically fixes paraplegics with the power of sex and love. Do you really REALLY think you'd keep growing hair you'd have to go out of your way to remove every time? Face it, hair only grows if you want it to. >Kej It's okay that you have a fetish for long armpit hair, but the majority of people don't. It's not going to be a species constant. The Kej you like will have long armpit and ass hair. That's okay, but it's also individual.
>>76260 >Also Sabath wouldn't uphold that idea Who the fuck cares what a bunch of seething womanlets think
>>76266 The sabbath run big danuki, they orchestrated the Dark Matter bombing of the Makai trade center and they have the ear of the DL. There literally and actually isn't an organization that can equal them in setting. MAYBE the church of Eros.
This uh... 'big danuki'. How big? Is she single?
>>76264 >Do you really REALLY think you'd keep growing hair you'd have to go out of your way to remove every time? It's someone's fetish, I've seen it in doujins. Imagine being the monster stuck with a husband into that.
>>76269 >My fetish is inconveniencing my wife I mean... Is that one of those fetishes that mamono mana would brainwipe you for? I feel like it's borderline malicious.
>>76270 A marginal amount of extra grooming doesn't seem like it should qualify as "malicious, " just (maybe, if there's not usually any hair to begin with) a little weird unless we're talking about a full grown jungle. Those monsters would need pamphlets explaining body hair like a teenager hitting puberty and that sounds kind of humorous. >He likes when I grow hair WHERE? >Wouldn't that get in the way or get in his mouth or something? >O-oh.
>>76271 Oh, if you just want a bit of hair then she'd likely just grow a bit of hair and it would end there. I wasn't being hyperbolic, thought you meant the fetish itself was taking joy in making her have to shave/wax constantly.
>>76247 What's funny is that this pic was posted multiple times on /mgt/ back in the day and the jannies didn't strike it down for the bare nipple.
>>76272 >thought you meant the fetish itself was taking joy in making her have to shave/wax constantly. That's also a thing. I didn't pay enough attention to that aspect to determine how frequent the shaving was, but the shave itself did seem fetishized when I came across it. People have also drooled over toothbrushing since Bakemonogatari so that bit shouldn't be a mind-boggling surprise even if it's still kind of a head scratcher.
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>>76274 it's mostly just JUN, right?
>>76274 I mean, I don't feel like that's really comparable. The logical mamono mana answer is you just grow or don't grow exactly as much hair as is desired. I don't think the answer to not fetishizing tooth brushing is to have or not have as many teeth as is desired. I think teeth are kinda elsewise necessary.
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>hfw she didn't even realize it's monday and didn't go to work
>>76277 What if that cute anon at work saw she wasn't there and decided to date the horrible Haku from HR?
>>76275 Hey, that was the one! >>76276 That's a fair assessment overall, but having a thing for shaving also isn't so far down the rabbit hole I could remotely consider it a mental illness MAMONO MANA would need to fix. Trying to apply logic to fetishes is also kind of a fool's errand in the first place.
>>76279 I suppose I was being narrow minded. If you get off on seeing her shave and she gets off on showing it to you it's all a-ok. I never really go out of my way to cut my hair, personally, so the idea of shaving every other day sounds like a massive pain in the ass. That's sort of the mindset I was approaching this from
>>76256 The female form is best when it's beautiful and smooth
>>76281 I agree. Maybe just a tuft crowning the mons as a statement. I like pubic patterns.
>>76281 i want to lick those pits
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>>76224 Nice one. Remembering An Ocelomeh Fever by Mysteryid. I kinda hoped she could just jump and rape him, though. She's a jaguar, after all.
>>76284 This Ocelomeh looks like she's eating more than she's hunting.
>>76286 Not really, it's just that all her fat goes directly into her boobs.
>>76286 They got her on that cornfed agrarian diet.
>>76242 Why? Also why would she does that?
>>76280 Man, what a stunningly civil conversation. The MGE really does make you reconsider what it means to live and let live. It's kind of enlightening, especially coming from a 24/7 horny setting.
>>76284 Great author I wished A Sticky Situation would have gotten more traction
>>76286 After successfully hunting down a husband, some Ocelomehs can't help but indulge. Specially if they have been looking for a soulmate for several seasons
>>76288 >How to get to an Ocelomeh's heart >Old world pastries she have never even knew existed >Butter being the key
Imagine their reaction to eating a cookie for the first time. Now imagine it when they mix their native chocolate into the batter
>>76284 A great ocelomeh shouldn't become a pot of lard. A shame for the tribe
>>76295 Rude. She's saving up calories for the trip back to the old continent. Her husband wants her to know the lands he grew up in. He has been warning her of the winter season she hasn't really experienced before
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Ocelobutt is a great cushion
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Sex with killer clowns.
>>76299 >What are you gonna do? Suck my cock off?
>>76300 >*sucks ur cock off* It's her cock now anon, enjoy running around cockless all day, while she randomly deepthroats you or inserts you.
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Isn't there a brown cat that you're forgetting?
>>76303 Go back to your sandbox and wait for your turn. Maybe you should consider fighting Anubis for some time in the spot light
>>76303 I don't, I prefer her gimmick to the ocelomeh's lne
>>76303 Jinko are the o lycat I need, but I guess a brown nekomata would be alright.
>>76303 She should be a taur. A cattaur.
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>>76303 I like them extra brown
>>76308 What did she do to piss the pharaoh off?
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>>76177 I am not picky though the mirror thing sounds a bit too far since I am scared of mirrors. I am excited to take part in this supernatural match-making program.
>muh brown Lescatie has fallen, billions must cum
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>LESCATIELESCATIELESCATIELESCATIELESCATIELESCATIELESCATIE the tourism board has done its job in making druella and her wonderful kingdom live RENT FREE in orderite heads
>>76310 >I am scared of mirrors Underrated and very rational fear tbqh. I'm not scared myself, but mirrors are portals, and as hard as I'd be to have bloody mary crawl out of my mirror I'd be scared shitless.
>>76312 Why is Druella so great? What are her sisters missing that she has plenty?
>>76314 Virginity
>>76105 This is my sketch request. I just want more Nurarihyon art and I believe this is quite simple. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77896246?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comments
>"oi, mister" >"ya want some health and fortune?"
>>76317 Sure but where's your mother little one?
>>76320 >"the covenant have been sealed" >"we will meet again soon, child of man"
>>76321 Average tourist experience in Zipangu
>>76323 I prefer the <Gaijin-san rikes fucky-fucky, yes? kind of Zipangu experience
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>>76324 bonus point if they look really mysterious and elegant, making a very dramatic and picturesque entrance before blurting out that line in the most horrific engrish ascent.
>>76324 I’m now imagining Miss Ushi saying this to me.
>>76325 I mean hey, girl's gotta eat, eh? Even if she's a 3000 years old ancient deity
>>76327 Eat what?
>>76328 Century eggs of course! She's only had like, thirty of them.
What if redcap+cursed sword?
>>76329 On second thought, I will visit the cat shrine inst
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>>76331 big mistake, this is where she busts out the endless mansion maze.
>>76332 What's that game? Looks spooky, I wanna play.
>>76332 It's so cold inside, the mofu, it's warmth it's calling me
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>>76333 there was no game as far as i can recall. it was pretty much made just for that little piece of fanart for the tall fox. not like i can be bothered to track down the source and check after 4 years.
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>>76334 many such cases
>>76335 Wow, Backrooms. Inspirational.
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>>76335 Fox hag erotic
>>76330 kinda redundant unless you have two wives
>>76336 It would be so easy to give in doze off on her lap. Dangerous creatures of the east
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>>76337 foxes, like many old women, are known for being "hip" and "with it"
>>76341 I will go up to this fox and call her a cute kitty.
Inari would be even better if they had fine paws
>>76338 >>76341 I really like when hags are trying to be hip or try to adapt to the fads
>>76343 i'd like if paws were what set youko apart from inari with them being more of the wild side and all
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>>76338 >>76341 >>76344 >I really like when hags are trying to be hip or try to adapt to the fads I know, it's the best
>>76345 That's good idea. I always thought that youko are just a Loli variant
Germans and the Sabbath don't really get along. Do you know why? Bratwurst!
Why does a gyaru Mandragora dislike math? Cause she's not a square root.
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So they have an internet access now
What sound do Grape Snake energy drinks make when you crack them? A-pop-hiss
What sound do Basilisk energy drinks make when you open them? A-pop-hiss! thats how jokes work right please laugh at her joke
>>76324 >Hundreds of years later >She's had a good English partner for all of them >Her mastery of the language is now greater than yours was when you first met >She makes poetry and stuff, sometimes >"You wan sucky sucky" is still a sure way to give you both a giggle and initiate a fun romp
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>be baphomet >look ugly >is a loli >jealous of holstaurs titties and mature women because they're beautiful and attractive >get so butthurt, you become a loli supremacist and create an entire loli-centered culture >your butthurt goes so far, when someone actually invents a solution to your shitty appearance and lack of tats, you immediately brand it as heresy
>Accidentally in love >I’m a believer >Changes >All star >I need some sleep >Ever fallen in love *Snap* Yep. She’s going in my COOL compilation
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>Not a stranger to love >knows the rules like you >is only thinking of a full commitment >wouldn't get this from any other girl >wants to tell you how she's feeling >wants to make you understand >Never gonna give you up >Never gonna let you down >Never gonna run around and desert you >Never gonna make you cry >Never gonna say goodbye >Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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I require MANY KOTS.
>>76359 Smolcelomehs will sneak behind you, put a bag over your head and play "wild chicken" with you. They'll poke you with sticks and chase you while you run around blind
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Desert Kingdoms version of monsters > the rest
>>76360 wtf? Who's fetish is this? NOT MINE! I need kots who like laps and lap accessories.
>>76362 It's a wholesome moment, not a fetish you fucking moron
>>76363 How on earth is that wholesome? I would probably cry if that happened. Panic and cry.
>>76364 Nonono you're supposed to imagine it as a still-frame where you're both laughing and smiling and the bag has a xray cut out to see your face and there's a crystal tear drop flying out your eye for comedic effect, and there's a rainbow and she's in mid swing.
>>76365 No, it's just big kots beating up a weak dork after blinding me.
>>76366 they're smol tho
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>>76366 they do be playing with their food
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>>76362 Based anon >>76359 And many kots should be be provided
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>>76359 This looks like an ironic punishment for your greed for kots.
>>76372 NTA but sleeping surrounded by marshmallow cats is hardly a punishment, especially if the medikot joins to
>>76372 i could use some short form mamano parables told from a lich cryptkeeper
>>76373 I mean considering the original filename was "Youwontfeelathing.jpg" and the look she gives implies you're gonna be enjoying kots for the rest of your life.
>>76371 >only dumb idiots gets in this box <nyoron
>>76375 Good, as it should be
Which one is better at monologuing: Vampire or Malef?
>>76378 Malef. Vampires are too social and have too many instances to monologue about, but Malefs don't. I fear not the woman who has recited a thousand monologues, but the woman who has recited one monologue a thousand times.
>>76324 I want the >The red string of fate has sewn us together, dahling experience
>>76037 this (you) is worth 100 (yous) and is legal tender for all debts public and private
>>76380 Yeah well I can see the red string of fate barely keeping her together
>>76378 Vampires are for witty repartee! That's why they're so great, she lets you turn it from a monologue into a dialogue! It's like a duet, but you're scoffing instead of singing, and instead of looking at the audience, you're looking at her villainous alabaster rack.
>>76383 >you're looking at her villainous alabaster rack. It's a bit bullshit to be perfectly honest. Not only does she have centuries worth of practice on you, she also wears the ballgown of -100 concentration.
>>76315 Truly, she is one of us.
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Consider anupubis
>>76387 I can shave her.
>>76388 But, she's already shaved
Would you kiss a monsters paw? Would you kiss the foot paw? Would you do it for the bean?
>>76390 Paw and paw's bean yes, foot no
>>76390 If I did to hound core or chesh I don’t think I could ever unsmug them.
>>76390 Not without compensation.
>>76393 The compensation is she envelops her paws around your head and gently “bean sandwiches” you
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>>76394 Lol, lmao
>>76395 >humans are really into this? >really? >honestly? >truly?
>>76393 She gets cumpenisation later
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>>76396 Say the manticore that begs to touch my fingers and get slow massages
>>76399 you ever think about holding hand/paw in public with those big cumbersome meaty paws of hers?
>>76397 That's unfair. She get bean kisses and cumpensation, and what do i get?
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>>76401 You get what you fucking deserve
Hey contest-anon, posted my req here https://archiveofourown.org/comments/1121704906
>>76404 >Based request. That combo's been the basis of a story that's been haunting me for years now, when I can commit my lazy ass. Maybe staring at a pic will help guilt me
>>76405 My request is also based on a story I haven't written yet...
>>76406 Well, hopefully having our ideas stare at us judgingly will kick the procrastination pixie to the curb
>>76400 Yes. A lot.
>>76407 I'll do it next month I swear on me mum
Go write, now!
>>76405 >>76406 I thought about requesting a picture related to a planned story too, but I didn't participate this time.
>>76412 procrastination meta
>>76412 Great minds think alike... >>76411 Yes'm
>>76411 Miss Write Fairy gonna eat them words when I cook up 100k of them devoted to her gooning in her lil neet cave.
I'm going to bully the fairy by sending her AI slop all day every day.
>>76412 Evolve. Go to a higher plane of procrastination and learn how to draw the characters to procrastinate from writing the story.
Lazy writers get zip bombed by a fairy putting herself in an envelope and mailing it to their house
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Okay my story starts like this You, who seem so filled with fear and dread know I am Charon, ferrywoman to the dead! Be at ease, be at your leisure you no longer need deal with any pressure no longer need you feel any consternation upon this ferry you will reach your destination! While we travel, while I row with an aching back why not listen to a tale I tell, and stare at my rack? Oh, don’t try to deny it you randy goat or I’ll throw you overboard into the moat! Now you sit there like a good little boy and I’ll give you a heartful of joy! It’s a tale of love, what other topic could suit us? And if it makes you amorous, that would be fortuitous! Until then, hear now my tale which entirely without puns I’ll regale
>>76418 Now i'm imagining a writefairy in a zipper-core outfit.
>>76420 Writefairy but the zip on her jacket is normal, human sized relative to the rest of her fairy sized clothing. It can go like, three teeth up before reaching the collar. And the zip tag itself is huge
>>76420 90's Art Fairies, with zippers in weird places and many, many pouches on their outfits as well!
>>76422 And a beanie beret.
>>76422 with hands in her pockets. And sneakerboots and a portable cd player on her hip
>>76424 And a skateboard, gotta have a skateboard.
>>76425 A tech deck?
>>76425 Skateboard, or rollerheels?
>>76427 Since she's got wings, she could fly wherever the rollerskates are inconvenient... truly this is the most powerful build
>>76428 I am not ready for the all terrain 90s art fairy
>>76429 She can leave tags anywhere in the city! Tags that say "Nulle dies sine linea"
>>76430 >Art fairy leaves a tag on your cheek while you sleep
>>76430 I bet her pubes look like that / \ / \ | | | \ | | \ \ / / \ \ | | | | | | \ / \ / thing. Fuck I hope that worked that took me like 20 minutes to figure out
>>76432 woot l337 h4ckz0R5
>>76418 What's that fairy gonna do, though?
>>76434 HEY LISTEN
>>76435 NTA, but I like Navi.
>>76435 And that's all?
>>76434 Hide in your house and then at random moments sneakfly to your ear and whisper lewd things.
>>76437 How much of that will you be able to take before you stop procrastinating?
>>76439 A lot. I served in the army. I know how to ditch the nagging superiors and keep procrastinating.
>>76440 Beetle Bailey pls
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edit fairy will sort them out.
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i mean it
>>76443 Jokes on you, I have a story I started writing six years ago that I'm still actively working on editing two-three pages a month.
>>76443 NOOOO NOT THE EDITOR FAIRY WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THE EDITOR FAIRY except catching her with my bug net, I guess?
>>76442 But I'm not on a deadline I'm not the contest's over we're all free now
>>76444 Let me guess. It's your only story, right?
>>76447 I have another one open right now that I was writing just this morningand 9 more in the WIP folder****
>>76447 Dude, you have an ao3 account or something? Or are you just writing those for yourself?
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While we're confessing stuff, I won 200 eurobucks from a writing contest last year. Fantasy story but no monsters in it, maybe next time.
>>76450 Pity, coulda stealthpilled people on monstergirls.
>>76450 Wait, there are contests where you get paid for writing stuff?
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Quick, distraction mantis! They must not see me tab back into youtube
>>76453 Not many but they do exist.
>>76455 I thought writefags don't get to make money...
>>76454 LN drew that after being inspired by the Sisters of Battle from Hollow knight. I wonder if any boss in Silksong inspires him the same way
>>76457 hahahahahahahahhaah
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>>76456 Sometimes they give you something out of pity >>76457 Trobbio Papillon would be pretty cool
>>76459 why can't my wife have a cereal?
>>76460 she needs a better marketing team
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>>76461 The cereals are shaped like card suits. Or mushrooms. Or tiny hats. Or mini tea cups. I haven't figured out the taste.
>>76462 mercury flavored
>>76463 miss automaton/wurm please
>>76462 The grain part is tiny top hats. Marshmallow mushrooms and tea cups and sometimes dormice as a promotion (they’re molasses flavored).
Wightbix are plain but elegant, neither underflavoured nor overstated. Harvested from 100% pure undead grain straight from Andorhal, they'll provide you with an afterlife's worth of energy. Slow burn, long release. No bread? Let them eat Wightbix! may or may not cause sudden onset of death
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>>76466 >>76465 Breakfast with the ladies.
>Miss Anubis’s cereal just a sensible pile of high fiber grains, high protein nuts, and dried fruit to stave off scurvy and whatnot. >suggests eating it with yogurt for optimal nutrition and probiotics.
>Nectar-ines >Nectarine shaped balls of necar with a thin skin kinda like grape skin >Pour in your nuts and fresh or dried fruit >Add yoghurt >Some will break as you stir and release their nectar >Others remain as pop in your mouth little bites
>>76469 >anon tries to follow the recipe to the best of his ability >wife asks him why did he cum into a bowl of fruits, but doesn't complain about it
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>Claustro honey bites >One spoon and you'll be hooked >Honey crunch cereal with dried strawberries >Tastes even better if you eat it off her ass
I'd drink cereal made with my wife's breast milk in a heart beat.
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>Frosted Shogflakes with blueberry-flavored jellybeans >Jelly(?)beans instantly turn the milk dark >You swear they divide and merge back into different shapes when you're not looking at the plate >Each box comes with an amorphous clay whistle that makes a Tekeli-li when you blow it
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>Gremwheat >Long whole wheat cereal with a focus on structural integrity >Literally, you can arrange the tube like pieces into a self supporting bridge and drive the toy car over it >Tastes of cinnamon as does the grem
>>76473 the taste you can see the flavor out of space 10% of your DV of chaos
>>76474 You’d think it’d just be a pile of sugar and brighter than humanly possible artificial colors and flavors because of the traditional gremlin diet of PURE SUGAR.
>>76476 yes but then she gets all active, which makes her zoomy, sweaty and rapey
>>76477 And that’s what I want from a Gremlin!
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I like my cereal COVERED IN BEES I mean honey
>>76479 Big B.
>>76479 Sorry anon, cereal covered in bees is out of stock. We only have bees covered in cereal, and you can only buy them in bulk. Be careful, sometimes there's a production error and you get hornets instead.
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and so anon got the wasp cereal instead
>>76482 Those are some poor excuses for pants she's wearing.
>>76483 they are poke holes
>>76484 Mamono fashion is quite strange.
>>76485 yes, but you see insects breathe through their skin. insect girls don't, but they get stuffy and sweaty if they don't wear breatheable fabrics and have holes in their clothing. they might lie to you, and say they need to be buck naked or else they'll suffocate. anyway, you should probably pinch the wasp's thighs.
>>76486 >anyway, you should probably pinch the wasp's thighs. Welp, it's her fault for having such exposed thighs. I'll just have to perfect parry her 10 combo sting attack, should be easy, right?
>>76487 Just stay in front of her. Don't get distracted by the wasp ass.
>Ocelomeh slices some passion fruit and mangos with her claws >She feeds you the slices with her paws >Makes you lick the juices >You gotta make sure those man-grabbers are clean >Even if there was no more juice on them about a minute ago
Paw licker
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putting unorthodox monstrous bits in my mouth
I think monsters should lick my fingers.
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>>76490 You will lick fruit juice out of her paws or her thighs. Your choice
>>76491 Do Not!
>>76493 >There is another
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>>76495 Ah, yes... Abs
>>76491 I will nibble the antenna.
>>76494 im gonna do it. no horn is safe. no stinger is safe. no tail is safe. no wing is safe. no HAT is safe. no - whatever the fuck those red bits on the basilisk are called - are safe
>>76498 No monster slobering! 500 Monbucks penalty!
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You know what would be cool? A man-eater behind glass. >Do not touch the glass, do not apporach the glass. Do not accept anything she hands to you, no matter how insignificant. Do not answer any personal questions.
>>76500 mmm yes. fogging up the glass with her breath and her steamy hot body and how humid her enclosure is. wet acid dripping down the glass, ocassionally more if she presses her tits or crotch up to the glass.
>>76500 She's free to press her body on the glass, showing off every bit, covering it in nectar and fogging it, breaking the fog with her ass or breasts
>>76496 Her whole body is a plate. But I will enjoy slurping up the mango juice pooling in the modestly defined troughs of her sweaty abs.
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>>76502 >>76501 >18 seconds of each other my kind of brainrot.
But you know what would be better? >Orderite support mage ambushed and separated from his squad by Ocelomeh >Panic casts protection dome >She can't get through >Thank the chief God >But it is see-through >And she just catched you looking at her chocolate milk skin >She smirks >Oh no >She start pressing her body against the dome >Her loincloth strains and barely holds her back >Eventually, she either takes it off or it simply fails >Sweaty Ocelomeh sun-kissed body pressing against the dome >Her breasts and dark nipples flat against it >She turns around and her ass molds perfectly, showing off every curve and detail >Your mind struggles, the dome is showing some cracks >One crack, at crotch level (how convienient), gives her the perfect idea >She gets on her knees, slowly, rubbing her breasts on the thin dome wall, grinning >She opens her mouth, hungry, panting, fogging the edges around the crack >Her tongue drops out of her mouth, licking her lips, waiting, barely held back >You can almost hear her purring
>>76505 Yeah well maybe he'd hear her better if he made the barrier a little thinner
Everyone talks about ancient foxes and forgotten shrines in the middle of nowhere, but consider a one-tailed Inari gf from the Momonika Sabbath instead.
>>76507 You have to be this -> tall to ride this ride
>>76505 Makes you wonder why they'd ambush the group and "coincidentally" separate the mage. Is someone feeding them information from inside?
>>76500 It's all fun and games until you realize the acid was eating away at the glass while you were too distracted looking at her ass rub against it.
>>76509 So what you're saying is, it's fine as long as she's on the bottom?
>>76510 Never trust a "local guide" with mysterious bite marks on his shoulder
>>76510 Separating the weak members of the group is Predation 101, every monster can spot a healslut from a mile away.
>>76514 True. And they can't cast verbal magic if their mouth is occupied with beastwoman tongue or fluff or boob or butt. Non-verbal magic can be neutralised with distractions, like groping, kissing, ear nibbling, being cute, rape, etc.
>>76514 Is there any way to get rid of the "healslut" mana marker? I don't want monsters to know.
>>76516 Gonna have to change classes. Pick up a sword or spear and toughen up those soft, supple little hands.
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>>76516 class change to cushion or chewtoy
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>>76519 Cushion
With my Wurm of good fortune, I will find buried treasure this day.
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People who said they'd never lose to baphomet pussy will inevitably lose to baphomet pussy.
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>>76507 Little girls and anal sex are the perfect combination
There's a monster under your bed.
>>76524 Can she reload my mags and then get into the bed, please?
>>76523 Sabbath anus is the goal after the portals open
>>76507 Sauce
>>76524 I find the space under the bed to be low key comfier than the bed itself. Add a big soft monster lady that probably smells like old pillows and I'm never using the bed ever again.
>>76528 Please wash your Boogey if she starts smelling stale.
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>>76529 Kinky spanking play with your Boogey
>you've been a naughty boy anon
>>76523 I would make butter with her rectum, if you know what I mean
>>76531 All i do is sneak some food out of work that was going to get discarded anyways, and then they send the rapist clowns after me?
>>76533 yeah, we got all sorts of 8ft tall rapist bogies in the clowncar. you got a choice of >bogie who scares you shitless and then cuddlerapes you while you cry into her tits >bogie who smothers you in affection and runs her big fat knife claws through your hair gently >bogie like previous but lies off the handle at some minor infraction as evidence you need rape correction >bogie who does a whole comedy routine and when you're comfortable and laughing along with her she rapes you >bogie who clothing entraps you while practicing her routine and accidentally milks you with the movement of her body and build up of clown smell
>>76522 >Miss Baph invites you over to check out her pussy >Cute kot Good, wholesome end. Just as I am sure you meant!
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What does miss Ocelomeh do on her free time when she's not hunting or praying?
>>76536 Making a flower crown for her husband.
>>76522 The only bapho I'd lose to is Momonika.
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>>76541 There are so many Baphos I would lose to
>>76536 Being a lazy cat waiting for a husband to find her
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How did she break her horn?
>>76546 She drunkenly tripped and smashed her face into a bar counter.
>>76547 She tells everyone she slipped in a puddle of her husband's splooge.
>>76203 The feverish jiggling caused by the rapid beating of their wings is quite a sight to behold.
>>76549 The anal fairy
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>>76550 Nah, she seems pretty chill. Miss Leanan, though... She's a tough cookie.
>>76551 ITS STILL SHROVE TUESDAY. ITS STILL PANCAKE DAY EAT EAT EAT EAT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE HURRY UP ARTFAIRY FASTER FASTER THERE'S NO TIME
>>76552 I had no idea that was a thing. I just like pancakes and art fairies.
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I love fairies. I'm usually into monogamy, but I wouldn't mind having a dozen of them.
>>76388 You cannot shave anyone until you first shave yourself. You will never learn because bogie-chan keeps shaving you with her enormous straight razor despite your meek protest.
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>>76554 FAIRIES
>>76554 MORE FAIRIES! That's basically all my smol fairy-like pics
I need a pic of a CRAZY fairy holding a weapon far too big for her while her handler monsters try to calm her down, palms/paws raised at a safe distance
>>76507 Considered.
>>76554 >dialogued porn image actually humorous now that's fairy magic
>>76560 Say what you want about the gay agenda, but them fags are funny!
>gay agenda
>>76562 She's cute.
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>>76562 Anal doggie
ms fairy took me to suplex city
>>76565 for all your suplexing needs?
>Cheezeburger but no cheshire cat What's the point of the joke anymore
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>be vampire >talk shit like you stand above everybody >get put down by a 6yo boy with a water gun after you called him a serf and tried to get him to know your daughter
>>76562 >gay agenda Yes, that's what Wonderlanders call their tea party iteneraries.
>>76516 Reclassify to gunner. Alternatively, learn some black magic.
>>76516 Become a tank, you are now the one getting loved and pampered during and post battle
>>76570 >learn some black magic Wight-like typing detected
>>76564 Proof?
How would an Ocelomeh react if I pspsps her?
>>76575 sex, maybe
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>>76574 They are literally asking for it, it's part of their everyday culture, they need their anuses dealt with to keep their schedules
>>76573 You cant confirm someone is a wight supremacist until they start ranting about paladins
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>>76574 mamano science hasn't advanced far enough to be certain
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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, delinquent elves. That is all, there is no joke.
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>>76577 >Sometimes I wonder if he forgets that I'm a monster. He never asks for the claws, he keeps mentioning how cold I am and that he needs to warm me up, he thinks blue is a normal skin tone... You know, now that I mention it, I'm not sure if I ever brought it up. He just took a liking to me at the ball and we ended up here. Gives me all sorts of compliments... says he just likes being around me and all these wonderful things... It's too late to tell him I'm dead, isn't it? At this point... I don't know which is weirder, telling him now or telling him never. >Of course I use the claws, he was just raised in a magic family, so, you know.
>>76583 I personally feel like you'd feel a monster out pretty quick. There's just something about the quality of their love that's otherworldly. Behaviours concerning in a human come laden with a kind of purity and intensity that means once a Wight or a Dark Mage is into you, there's really no mistaking their true nature.
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>>76583 anon is very understanding about girls with unusual skin colorations. could be silver poisoning
>>76584 If anon is so lucky, his first love will be a monster and he'll know nothing else, opening his heart like a faucet from the very first day he gets that feeling in his heart, and never closing it. And anon will be lucky.
>>76586 The portals will come.
You don't have to come live in the ocean or upend your life or anything like that. You can just take a vacation. Visit for a weekend. A day. An afternoon! Imagine exploring a coral reef with no snorkel, no tanks, no suit. Freedom. Buried treasure. Sunken galleons. Sea cucumbers. Sea lions. Sea stars. Sea salt. Really, most things you humans like have a sea version. Sea cows! Sea... hawks? Yeah, I think I heard that somewhere. Anyway, come on!
>>76589 i like sea snakes
>>76589 I'd love to but it's winter and the sea is really cold this time of year
>>76591 Go to the southern hemisphere.
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>>76592 No, the answer is BLUBBER
>>76595 big blubbery seals...
>>76595 Looks comfy, i might be convinced...
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Would nekomata like onsen?
>>76599 no, she would end up a soggy moggy
Why did the Nekomata flirt with the Lich's assistant? Because she heard he's a Neko-romancer
Why was a vampire in the lich's tower? Because shes a neckromancer
>>76600 But brushy time? And the water is hot
>>76603 Cats don't like submerging their fur in water becuase it messes with the natural oils. It's difficult to say if nekomata would be the same, because aside from their limbs the rest of their body is human.
>>76604 Small cats don't like it because they're on the opposite end of volume to surface area ratio that makes them lose heat like nobody's business as the water evaporates. Big cats enjoy water a reasonable amount because they're not a hypothermia risk just by getting wet.
>>76605 >small cat gets wet >immediately goes to anon for body heat while she dries.
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>>76606 >Kot gets warmth >I get more hug and pet time Win-win
Spooky bugs crawl inside your walls. You need to get them out.
>>76608 Centipedes? In MY bedroom?
>>76609 Extremely likely in certain buildings in MGC that are close to the old wurm borehole. They started pouring out of there when the wurms accidentaly connected MGC to the underground lair, and now they live rent free in the building nearby, because nobody can get them out, so rent is cheap.
I will let my wurmling pretend to be other long monsters like pedes, or sneks, or sandworms.
>>76610 But where do they fit all their stuff?
>>76611 Inside the walls, in your attic, could be anywhere honestly. Not like they start with much.
I wish MGE horses (centaurs) were more humanlike.
>>76614 Give 'em a potion of polymorph or learn the spell.
>>76615 What's this? I can't check the wiki 'cause of cloudflare.
>>76616 >Anthropomorphosis Spell (p58) >A spell for hiding the distinguishing features of a monster such as horns, tail, etc. and mimicking the appearance of a human woman. “Harpies (Encyclopedia I)”, who have bird wings instead of arms, can transform their wings into human arms with this spell, and “mermaids (Encyclopedia I)” who have a fish tail for a lower half, can also transform it into human legs with this spell, enabling activities on land. There are some restrictions that the spell will break if the caster recieves too much pleasure, but i'm sure you can come up with ways around it.
>>76617 Ah, this spell. Do I have to use it every time I wanna cuddles with my girl...
I wish they were more monsterlike
>>76618 Up to you man. MGE magic system is pretty loose. Just handwave the stuff to jump to whateveer you want, or meticulously make up every detail about it. Anything not explicitely said in the encyclopedia that doesn't go against the rules is on the table.
>>76619 You really can't centaur are the most true to form monster there is.
>>76621 You can always make them look more monsterous. Give them horns, change the eyes, make the hands creepy, etc.
>>76622 Then they're not centaur. That's like saying you could always make sandworms more monsterous by giving them wings and 5 legs
>>76623 >5 legs I wonder what Buer would look like as a monster girl.
>>76623 Depends what you mean by being centaur. Unicorns have horns, and they belong to the centaur family.
Horns are for ONE thing--holding marshmallows.
>>76626 Don't be silly. You can stack donuts on them too.
>>76621 Putting aside i meant monsters in general NUH UH they could be way more monstrous if they were clydesdale sized and had manes of fire and ash or lightning and ozone or cool stuff like that.
>>76628 The fashion horse industry needs to grow.
oh boy i cant wait for it to be year of the wurm!
>>76629 If your honse doesn't have diamond tipped hooves that shatter stone as she canters, a majestic tail of steel, braided in gold and jewels, a mane that flows like mercury and a breath that glows with the heat of a forgefire is she even dressed to go shopping?
>wurms Thorp!
>Wurms Armageddon
>>76631 I think in that case she'd be a bit too overdressed for shopping. Maybe for a carnival or a fashion championship.
>>76633 >wurm odyssey
All this "Wurms are adorable cretins" thread canon is actually Big Noodle propaganda. I mean, how else could you convince men to approach a 300 or 400 kg serpent dragon that crushes rocks with her bare hands.
>>76637 It’s not that. Wurms are a big underground movement. Movers and shakers behind the scenes! They control all, man! Even The Sabbath!
>>76583 >She could obviously tell him and he wouldn't love her less >Hesitates to tell him Boo. How to tell him in the least awkward way is a question though. It might be a situation where both were afraid to bring it up for some reason.
>Cute funny derpy wurm frolicking and playing and enjoying life with the townsfolk >Turns her head sharply in the crowd to single you out >Stares right into your eyes with a stern, serious expression >"Shhh..." she raises a claw to her lips >Then back to her previous demeanor
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Yo, anon. Did you get my letter? Pretty explosive stuff, right?
>>76637 >Anon finds out 400kg serpent dragons can crush rocks in their bare hands “Cooooooooool…” >Approaches Wurm and asks her to show off that ability >She does! >Both agree that it is cool. Very cool, even. Wurms are cool.
>>76642 Crushed rocks smell like sulphur, yuck
>>76643 This Anon is a rock-sniffin’ PERVERT!
>>76642 Onis tend to make the same trick using their boobs, their thighs or their asses to smash things
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>>76584 >Behaviours concerning in a human come laden with a kind of purity and intensity that means once a Wight or a Dark Mage is into you, there's really no mistaking their true nature. It's not just them being incredibly beautiful and having sexy bodies, or how they behave to charm you and make themselves irresistable, but at it's latest you'll figure it out when you see the bliss that goes beyond just physical pleasure that they get from sex.
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>>76646 I love monster lolis so much, I wonder how easy it is to make them submit
>>76641 Why would a random foxgirls in the woods send me a mail-in pipebomb?
>>76648 You're engaging in too many surrogate activities instead of farming potatoes with her.
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saunas are good for you
>>76650 If you're going into a mixed genders sauna with monsters, you might as well skip wearing the towel right away.
>>76649 >farming potatoes I fucking hate potatoes. She should get something better to farm.
>>76652 >hating potatoes People like this exist? Potatoes are literally the best thing that grows in the dirt
>>76650 Imagine being in the sauna with an Alp
>>76652 Potato a day keeps the succs away
>>76651 they want the thrill of unwrapping their present
>>76654 Playing sauna gollum with Alp...
>>76653 It's literally the most bland tasting root there is.
>try to squish a bug >the chitin is unyielding >get squished instead
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>>76660 w-what?! She's fast!
>>76661 i don't think about ms beelzebub much but i bet she has crazy reflexes
>>76662 That seems like it would be common among the boogs. Maybe not a papillon, but don't play Rock, Paper, Scissors with a mantis. She'll win every time because she can see the choice you're making and change hers to win.
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>>76663 >Jankenpon! *Gii* >Acchi Muite Hoi! *Gii*
>when you realize there is a mantis in every float on your computer
>Jaguars are adept swimmers, to the point they hunt crocodiles >Ocelomehs would easily be able to stalk you through water or stealthy strike from it >When she's trying to relax, she prefers hidden natural springs or rivers >If she has already hunted you down, she will insist on you joining her >She'll make you massage her back while her tail and rear teases your crotch >She will show off her agility and flexibility, moving you around as if wrestling you >Somehow, her naked body is even more alluring in the water
>>76666 i could probably take a caiman
>>76666 >Called ocelomehs >Are actually jaguars I fucking hate KC.
>>76645 I'm things
>>76668 We had this conversation last thread, turns out we're wrong and KC is right
>>76668 blame the Nahuatl
>>76670 Ah, you are right. I fucking hate spanitards.
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>>76654 >sauna bro talk >cold plunge >beer in the lobby and more bro talk >repeat >with every cycle the beer cans get fewer >the bro talk grows more sexual >you sit closer
>>76647 >I wonder how easy it is to make them submit Depends on the type. This is for the average species members, but doesn't account for individual differences of course: >good girls, examples: Cupid, Inari, Titania Being kind to her and her liking you is likely enough >monsters with instincts for a strong male, examples: Dragon, Jabberwock, Balrog >straight laced rule followers, examples: Anubis, Valkyrie Being assertive when making advances will probably be a critical hit >horny seductress mons, examples: Dark Mage, Demon I imagine it needs keeping up and countering against banter and seduction, and taking the wheel during foreplay and other intimacy >haughty noble girls, examples: Vampire, Pharaoh Same as above, except the game is played in a more tactful and gentle way >bad girls and heavily femdom races, examples: Hellhound, Bogie, Amazon, Krampus Same as the seductresses when applicable, but with the added requirement that they won't surrender more than half way until you've fucked them to submission. Probably doesn't stay "tamed" and will put up similar resistance again
What kind of things from notEurope would fascinate Ocelomehs the most?
>>76675 The abacus, but for all the wrong reasons
>>76676 I will personally throw you to the Matango pit
>>76677 Why? Can't you see how mesmerised the kitties would be by those moving beads? Up and down they go. Up and down. Click, click, click.
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>click click click
>>76679 >Clicks and drags into cybernetic horny jail (recycle bin)
>>76679 >hold power button >unplug computer >flip the house breaker What now huh?
>>76680 antivirus software puts her in bondage gear
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>>76681 You've just put her in a state of suspended animation. You are going to have to turn on the computer eventually.
>>76682 Now i want to see a succuvirus and an antisuccuvirus fighting against each other for dominance over my computer.
>>76679 I use arch, btw
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>>76679 fuck. now my automaton needs an exorcism.
>>76685 What does a succubus and a kikimora fighting virtually look like?
>>76688 >Pop up of lewd succuvirus posing >Pop up ontop of that with cute kiki >Pop up ontop of that with even lewder succuvirus posing >This accelerates towards either the kiki getting naked or the dorkuvirus crying You may also find them bickering on your desktop, snooping on your files and kiki shooing succuvirus away with a broom.
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>>76688 Kinda like this
>>76617 It's all fun and games until the spell breaks and you discover that the girl you're dating was a disguised sandworm.
>>76692 Then it's all fun and games inside of a damp mobile home.
>>76694 i'd walk into a cave full of myconids and turn that mush pit into a mosh pit
It's all fun and games
>>76695 that's alot of elastic collissions sir
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>>76696 that sounds nice
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How much for the facesitshire cat?
>>76694 Imagine if the mushroom girls were slightly more realistic >the actual "girl" is an invisible giant mass of hyphae in the soil >sometimes tiny girl-shaped mushrooms form on the ground >in a day they grow to full size and become sentient >they live for a week, die and get reabsorbed into the mycelium >new ones have the memories of all the previous ones but slightly different personalities, shapes, etc
>>76700 >the real Matango is actually Eywa from Avatar I'd impact her culture if you catch my meaning
>>76700 Scary! i'm going to stick my dick in it.
>>76702 >mushroom tea from a Psilocybin hatter oh no
>>76703 I said the same thing once. Once!
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i owe an exorbitant amount of money to the Nyakuza.
If I could, I’d round up all the foxes and put them on an island. Maybe not the ginger ones. The desert ones are cute too. All the others are going to the island. We will send a helicopter of food and tail lotion every two days.
>>76702 She looks so squishy. I really need to knead a wonderworm. I wonder if she'd respond well to massages? >>76707 >How to lose a helicopter with no survivors once every two days in one simple step You'd have to do a high altitude air drop at minimum, and all sorts of legends luring sailors to the island would crop up in a century or two. I don't think you understand the havoc all those foxes stuck in one place would bring.
>>76707 if anyone needs me i'll be on snake island
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I want to massage Ocelomeh milk chocolate skin
>>76710 Do you think she'll just let you?
>>76711 She'll either force or I'll have to beg for it
>>76708 Relax. We'll airdrop the supplies. Give it enough time. Everyone knows that if you keep monster girls (foxes especially) away from human men long enough, their desires will eventually dwindle and fade! I'd say in about 5 years of not seeing a man, they'll all be chaste, pure and never think of sex again.
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>>76707 >>76714 >lets just concentrate a bunch of shapeshifters with a natural aptitude for subterfuge in one place, surely we will have no problem keeping them there!
>>76715 Yeah but can they swim?
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>>76716 they sure can.
>>76717 SHIT. deploy anti fox crabs.
>>76717 >using her mofu as a propeller Advanced techniques...
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>>76707 what about the foxes who already have a husband? what about their children? you wouldnt separate a man from his children, would you?
>>76720 i would do no such thing. but keep an eye on them anyway. in case they get any ideas.
>>76707 If I could, I'd round up a fox and put them in a blanket burrito.
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>>76707 i'd round up all the foxes and open a dairy
>>76724 Filk will never take off
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>>76725 it's not about the money
>>76716 Put enough of them there and they'll make a boat out of their bodies like ants.
>>76726 fucking hell her tits are huge. cant bury your face between those sweaty tits because then you can't drink from her nipples. difficult.
>>76727 This, but instead i#m supporting every single fox's ass with the power of portal magic.
>>76712 A bit unbecoming of prey to be begging the predator.
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>>76725 the problem is that every consumer of filk usually have a free and readily available source close by(yes, even the small ones).
>>76728 Suckle from her lap. Soft thigh below, soft breast above, nipple in your mouth. This leaves the other breast free to fondle or rest on your chest.
Fox island is going to be very profitable. Mofu farm. Fresh filk. You'll never want (be able) to leave!
>Wake up to living purring blanket Ocelomeh wife >Long feline stretches and she presses her naked body on yours >Slow kisses while she whispers her usual morning rites of thanks and promises of devotion >Maybe a short (not really) show of worship to Tezcatlipoca, also known as morning sex >She kneels in front of the home altar and recites a quick prayer before getting started on her morning chores
Cowfucius say: life hard and cold, titty soft and warm.
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>>76733 can foxes truly get along with each other?
>>76736 >the pink one is a loli from what I can see Welp, nothing to apologize for. Lolis get pedophi hebephile dicks and I'm not one of them.
>>76668 Ocelotl was the Nahuatl word for jaguar, yes. Just like how ocelots ( the smaller cat ) were tlalocelot.
What's with all the Ocelomeh love recently?
>>76740 love tacos love cats simple as
>>76655 Potato a day *means the Kiki collects enough to brew Wodka.
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>>76740 they've finally created internet infrastructure hardy enough to reach deep into the rainforest.
>>76742 There's no way my alcoholic maid can be this cute
>>76740 Read the thread's title
>>76740 Seems to be the work of an ocelomehfag, just look at the OP and the last part of the previous thread. I just hope things calm down after their moment in the sun.
God forbid a man wants to talk about his favorite mamono
>No matter how much you love your Ocelomeh wife, don't call her your "goddess" >She'll insist it's sacrilege and the local shaman will scold you both if she hears it >Even if she's blushing and embarrassed when you first said it
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>Police lineup at MGCPD >"Okay anon. Tell us which of these 4 monsters raped you."
>>76751 1,3,2 and then 1 again
>>76752 I knew Kakuen is a good girl.
>>76752 >"I could believe it. Oh hey, it's time for my break. You mind watching them while i'm gone? Thanks." 1, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3 1&3, 2&1, 1&2&3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 1, 3
>>76749 The chief god might forbid it, but the hearts of men know what they desire.
>>76740 The warring jaguar tribes took over American social media and now exploit them to gain more husbands.
I'll just enjoy the opportunity to talk about a different kyot than usual.
>>76751 >police seriously taking some anon getting "raped" as serious crime Uhm, is that MGC we're talking about? You know, monster girls that proactively date their chosen ones? And what's with that "rape" buzzword, you sound like some kind of a pro-human nagger from those savage human lands where killing dozens in warfare is OK but a bit of love is not.
>>76758 We're playing cops and rapers you miserable old muppet.
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Thankfully the ICE queen keeps those savage jungle kots away
>>76749 Gotta give everyone else a chance to do that too though, right? Starting a conversation is one thing, but too much of a good thing can still be annoying if done too often, especially if it's not organic.
>>76759 >cops and rappers Are you gonna catch that Hellhound, then? Her album's got golden and you aren't doing anything.
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>>76760 I genuine wonder how Ocelomehs would react to the cold, specially winter
>>76761 Oportunity to do what? It's not like we can talk about something one at a time. And not organic? As in when conversation is inorganic because every poster taking part in it is being paid by big jaguar? Your post makes 0 sense because all you are really saying is "wahh, wahh, pay attention to me now". How about you came up with something interesting that people want to talk about instead of complaining.
>>76762 Also, do Limp Bizkit count as rappers, too? What kind of mamono would be great for the role of their frontman?
>>76748 Former descendant of an Order knight you mean.
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>especially if it's not organic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA-Xq2c_EGc
>>76764 organic is when anon likes it inorganic is forced stuff like alp-posting and anti-vampireposting
>>76762 >doing covers of popular songs, including such hits as "U can't Wuff This" lol she's washed.
>>76767 >From the moment I understood the weakness of the flesh, it disgusted me
>pear loli Ocelomeh >bare brown skin everywhere >slightly budding breasts barely covered by the sling bikini-like top >loincloth far too small for her >hips, thighs and ass almost as exposed as they can be while still technically clothed >looks like she'll inadvertantly expose herself if she makes any sudden movements
>>76763 Badly. >Take Ocelowife back home to the cold and freezing tundras of Winterland. >As soon as she steps out of the carriage she's freezing. You already told her to get some warm clothes, but between her inexperience, and your underestimation as to how bad it would be, she can't help but strip you of your jacket and turn herself into a ball of cloth. >Her very lithe body isn't helping either. >When you finally get home, se doesn't take it off until the heating has turned your bedroom into a sauna. >For her it's still slightly cold though. >You have no other option than to buy a diving suit for her for the first couple days. >She hates putting it on and it messes with her fluff, but without it(and like 3 more layers of regular clothing) she can't get out of the home >And you've never seen her wear shoes, until now that is. Snow isn't her forte either >All of that frustration piles up and is released upon you every night. >Eventually you get a very expensive heating stone for her, that she has to keep at all times. >She even sleeps with it >Still, even weeks after, she hisses at the diving suit whenever she sees it.
>>76773 Nice. Finally, some good posting. It would be great to see her slowly becoming more fluffy and curvy
>>76774 >more fluffy and curvy Maybe with a special shampoo and the cold forcing her to be more sedentary, but it's very likely that she'll regain her old self as soon as she sets paw back into Oceloland. It's also going to take years until she gets used to it, but it helps if she has a piece of home to bring with her.
>>76763 It's the only way to turn them into sub
Something something stranger in the alps
>>76781 The other mountain ranges need official monsters too. Is yeti the Himalaya monster? How about the Rockies?
>>76780 they said the same thing about Lamias. the fools who followed this track of thinking were never seen again, presumed to be trapped inside impenetrable balls of blankets and scales.
>>76784 Nah I'd win
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>>76783 >How about the Rockies? Eye of the tiger.
>>76785 you may top for a while, but the real test comes when you try to leave.
>>76780 Try that and you're going to be turned into a living heated blanket
>>76783 What about the Appalachian mountains?
>>76786 God fucking dammit. You win, I hope you're happy that I'm going to think of sexy Tigers every time I hear that song now. I bet jinko have pretty eyes. >>76789 I don't think I want to know, actually.
>>76787 Why leave? >>76788 The blanket is the real master
Why yes anon, I'm so glad you brought up Flow Kelp, did you know that seaweed is incredibly good for you? Also she's like a wetter sloppier Kej, some people would be into that! Not only is she 100% organic she's also 100% vegan. Well, she's not, she subsists on a protein diet, but YOU will be. Unless you eat other things. Did you know kelp goes great in a surf and turf? I'm so glad we're finally talking about the girls that matter.
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>>76792 What seaweed is your favourite seaweed? Dabberlocks? Sugar Kelp? Wakame? Thong weed?
>>76789 Woe, Wendigos upon you, and Samsquantches.
>>76793 Nori, as basic as that is, it just has a very mellow flavour.
>>76792 The least you can do is wrap rice and fish in her hair when you eat it,
>>76796 >Eating your wife Idk, I'm all for monster products but that seems a bit far to me personally. I'd rather cut and process it first. Is that a weird distinction? I'd rather drink milk from the tap, but not eat seaweed from the stalk.
>>76794 For some reason I was thinking random Oni would take up residence there.
>>76792 I like their ability to give me different body types in one monster. Drying them out sounds like it'd be uncomfortable though. >>76797 Milk is a secretion, like it was part of her body, but it's not anymore because it was meant to come out. How would you feel about a deer wife making things for you out of her antlers? Would you use a wife antler spoon?
>>76793 >Thong weed? Lewd
>>76799 >Drying them out sounds like it'd be uncomfortable though. I like to imagine it'll just happen over time, like you take her out on the beach for a barbeque and she loses moisture into the sand and the sun. >How would you feel about a deer wife making things for you out of her antlers? Would you use a wife antler spoon? Yeah, that's cook. I'm just not, you know, actively eating something currently attached to her.
>>76797 depends. slime and barometz jelly is fine, honey, alraune nectar is good, i'd take a sip of kraken ink, presumably hatter hats are edible, ms undine is probably really into it when you drink some of her in
>>76802 >i'd take a sip of kraken ink, wtf bro, don't drink ink.
>>76803 that's not so bad the forbidden lollipop is a dark matter
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I've always interpreted Ocelomehs to end up as switches. >They start dominant and aggressive but not sadistic or authoritarian >They overwhelm you in pleasure while indulging in their own, devouring you >As time passes, the hunger calms and her demeanour relaxes. The lust is still there, it even increases but there's no rush now >She also enjoys watching her husband become stronger, better. Which leads to him slowly gaining more confidence in making a move >Previous experience in which he had been on bottom, submissive, had teached him the spots that make her squirm the most >And Ocelomehs are always teasing. They know just how alluring they are and make use of it >She knows her husband is watching while she stretches and she looks back at him grinning, blushing. >She wants him to look >She wants him to try and take the initiative, try to devour her as she has done to him >But she won't simply lay down and let him >She's still a predator. If he wants to take her place, even for one night, he'll have to earn it >He'll have to make sure her legs tremble, her back arches and her mind melts under the pleasure >Otherwise, when he lets his guard down, drowning in the new found pleasure of being on top, she'll turn the tables on him >And devour him just as hard They challenge each other to be on top but not every night. And she would be willing to let herself act the submissive role for many moons, especially after finding out how much pleasure it brings her.
>>76804 I mean I feel like dark matter was made to be ingestable but drinking ink is like eating a glue golem girl
>>76803 [Screams Mediterraneanly]
>>76803 Yeah, make some Zipangese dishes with it instead. >>76806 >eating a glue golem girl There are types of glue that are harmless to ingest. Be more concerned about the type of glue golem that you'd sniff.
Ah... my forbidden love... paint stripper slimefu
>>76806 i mean somebody has to find out what a candlegeist tastes like
>>76810 I know what wax tastes like and I don't remember why.
>>76811 yeah, but not magical wax
>>76810 They taste like crayons. Every sidhe has tried some after a little too much art juice. It's not so bad on a winter night.
>>76811 probably getting the frosting off birthday candles
>>76814 No I vividly recall the flaking as I at that shit like a fucking beaver and I have absolutely no idea how old I was or why I was doing that, or if I even got sick.
>>76812 TASTE THE RAINBOW
>>76805 While the start wouldn't be very enjoyable the end justify the means
>>76817 Everything is enjoyable about an Ocelomeh. Especially the hours long sessions of her trying to teach you her language and the sacred Tezcatlipoca scriptures, even if she has no idea how
Friendly reminder NOT to give a pint to pint sized girls. It's more than they can handle.
>>76818 I could never do a safari or jungle voyage because I would see a big jungle kot IRL and be all like, "If not friend, why friend shaped?" And then die from BEST FRIEND CLAW MURDER. So I think I would be completely safe with Ocelomehs.
>>76819 the fairy challenging you to a drinking content has ill intent
>>76821 Not the way you think though. The moment you tip back that first shot she's disappearing down your pants. No need to bother getting you drunk.
>>76715 A horror movie about a bunch of guys being sent to an island to deliver stuff and getting picked off by rapists over the course of the story would make an interesting horror movie.
>>76818 Not everything, I wouldn't enjoy being domed or boss around. Everything else is ok or great, learning about their culture, language and fighting style would be awesome
>>76823 "They deserved it, what with those short shorts." -The New Dork Times "Two fingers up (my vagina)." -Regina Ebert "Hawawawa!" -Rotten Wendigos It'll be a summer hit.
>>76824 The domination would only be during sex. Ocelomehs are not Amazons, they don't boss their husbands around
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I wrote a quick thing. I'm beginning to think I might be demon bait. https://archiveofourown.org/works/55307578
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>Massage Ocelomeh paws until she's purring and mewling like a cat
>>76827 Good shit
Anons, I don't have time to explain, but I need a name for a pharaoh. A MALE pharaoh. It'll make sense later, I promise.
>>76830 Ahnke'taqhn.
>>76830 Ramses-Ramadoos.
>>76830 You can just look up actual pharaoh names you know Khnum-Menes
>>76833 A study has shown that human interaction more quickly gets me off my butt. I have a problem.
>>76830 Amba 'Tu Kam Ambassing Ambatu Bauss O' Mai Gott Am Kham Eeng Damai Bejuswa Needtubus Any Dreamybull phrase will do if in a sexual setting like MGE.
>>76758 Well duh, they need to make sure you marry the girls that raped you fair and square, and not some timid virgin that claims that she did.
>>76837 Tell me more about the timid virgin.
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>>76838 a sheltered and reclusive creature
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>>76838 Wild Zombies
>>76838 The most courageous single wendigo.
>>76521 >I eated it.
>>76841 >The brave little Wendi
>>76842 That makes the Wurm of Good Fortune the REAL buried treasure.
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>>76838 Alps are a clear example
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Just gonna post this quick. Yerb does some absolutely fantastic work! https://x.com/yerbmeow/status/2024213732272800125
>>76826 Still not ideal, the sooner the switch the better
>>76830 Rammus
>>76846 Are you sure she's the stalked and not the one being stalked? That shadow looks shady to me
>>76849 Shadows tend to be like that.
>>76689 What if I drop a copy of BonziBuddy on my setup along with both of them? No, not some mamonofied version of BonziBuddy, I'm talking about the original shitware with the fat purple non-sexy monkey avatar. How long would it take for both of them to agree to a truce to get that thing off my desktop and to prevent me from making any more bad decisions regarding my software installation choices?
>Ocelomeh + chesh + manticore Need big dangerous fluffy fren
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>>76827 good to see you writing again
>>76816 A plant girl drying out is one thing, but a candle girl depending on your essence to keep her flame lit would really give your life a sense of purpose to say the least. And then she burns brighter and hotter, so she needs even more wax. And then she figures out you'd like her 8 feet tall, so she needs even more wax. Then she wants to make mini molded candles for you out of her body, and needs even MORE wax (and fragrant oils) (some to go on your body)
>>76854 Not fucking your wife every morning, mid morning, mid day, early afternoon, late afternoon, early evening, evening, late evening, early night, night late night early morning
>>76855 But just the idea that she could sputter out of you ever stopped! You're the one supposed to be melting into a puddle, not her!
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I'm the meat in the paw sandwich.
>>76857 I want to put my meat in her paws
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>>76838 She would never admit it, but the truth is that she always felt very small and vulnerable in the new era. All the stuff that used to matter doesn't anymore, and she doesn't know how to deal with all the stuff that does matter now.
>>76860 Cute, if she could manage her ego, an anon could help her adapt in this new world
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Need big cat in my life
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Core 2 Duo
>>76862 I want a bigger core than you
>>76864 Hardcore or softcore?
>>76865 Hardcore with killer aftercare and is a bit of a dork so can be soft too.
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>>76865 NTA but big sub/softcore like pic rel
I want a core to savage my ear. Devour it like a lion. Run that dexterous cat tongue down its length. Slather my lobe in her thick saliva. Prickle the inside with her spear papillae. Submerge my ear drums in the slick sounds of slurping, sliding, sweeping and licking. Popping. Gumming. Make me feel like prey, like carrion the big cats feast on. Contrast it all with long, syllabic words strategically whispered close.
>>76868 >Anon wants ASMR Core Yeah, ok. She should be purring, too, tho.
>>76869 At least it's not an ASMD core. It could be truly... shocking
>>76869 >Forgot purring and chuffing I’m washed. But yes. A gentle tremor in the ear. From the epicentre at the core’s core to my own heart and head. Let it rattle and rock me.
>>76850 >>76849 Maybe she looks like suspicious shadow from the other side of the window
Mantitubers >Real manticore reacts to 'Do Manticores eat people, are they cats, and other manticore myths' >Despining human aftercare tutorial >Paw bean massage ASMR >Cat monster tier list
>>76873 >Manticore uses her tail to remove the cork from a champagne bottle, suction only
>>76874 >camera kept rolling after bottle is emptied into tail pussy >absorbs way quicker than her stomach >*purr purr purr purr purr* I want anon *purr purr purr*
>>76874 >>76875 Basé manticore, elle est parfaite
Imagine huffing/eating her tail pussy after she does that.
>Ocemoleh >Cores This thread has really gone to the CATS. I like it!
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>>76878 Yup I'm not focusing on other cats to let the spotlight on ocelomeh but cat lovers are gaining ground
>>76846 dem antennae
>>76878 >>76879 It's a toxoplasmic infection and most be stopped.
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i actually like that she's a bat as well, not just that she's a cat.
>>76882 She's also a little bit of a scorpion
How does the core's chest fluff 'attach' to her body? I mean like is it only connected like a hinge, or does it grow equally outward from her body? Could I lift her chest fluff up, like a flap, and lick the underneath, or is it just a tangle.
>>76883 a daring synthesis of nature's 3 cuddliest creatures
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>>76883 I like that people decided her scorpionness extends to her many tiny babies that live on her for safety. It is very fluffy and cute.
>>76885 Lion, bat, scorpion, man which are the cuddly ones?
Dom zombies Zombies doms
>>76888 But you said 3 cuddliest, one of the 4 is less cuddly than the rest
>>76889 All I can think of is the cowgirl dominatrix Ghoul from Fallout New Vegas
Owlmage tribute band called The Hoo.
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Delivery to Alp from Axem. A proud looking imp, as you requested.
>>76893 >alpanon >imp ?!
>>76893 Look at those shoulders! Zoot suit imps.
>>76893 Hurray! This will inspire me to write her story... eventually. Thanks to both of you.
>>76894 Just because he's named that doesn't mean he can appreciate how cute and loveable Imps are
>>76893 This Imp needs a bucket of cold water dumped on her
and by bucket of cold water dumped on her I mean given an anon to cuddle.
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behold the forgotten noodle
>>76901 Who this?
>>76902 She's the monster from the chamber of secrets
>>76903 VOLDEMORT?
>>76904 No the other one, Aragorn
>>76905 Cerberus?
>>76906 Aragorn was in the chamber of secrets? Must have missed that scene.
>>76900 >>76907 You keep responding to the wrong posts. It's time to stop drinking whatever miss Bacchus is pouring you.
>>76908 I must be so drunk because that's not even the same anon.
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>>76909 Maybe the answer is more inebriation?
>>76910 That doesn't look like a Baccus at all. Anyways, what did you want to say about Aragorn being a forgotten snake?
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>>76911 It was a multifaceted play on intertextuality. See, the snek is a Basilisk, and so was the monster in Chamber of Secrets. But before Harry & co. figured out what it was, they thought it was Aragog. And Aragog and Aragorn sound similar.
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>>76910 I'm not a fan of bugs specially Beelzebubs, but I can make some space in my heart for auntie Abbadon
>>76913 This one is already displaying 500% more emotion than the average of her species.
Pesticide? Breast-inside.
>>76913 Gonna be a lotta space if you want dat big ol boog bootie to fit in there.
>>76913 I don't know, they get pregnant too easily and often and that's a hazard
>>76917 Said no one ever.
>>76918 Yeah, word, having hundreds of baby boogs is good, actually.
>>76919 It's a dream of mine. Imagine all those little buglings. Must be a joy to see them grow and conquer the world.
>>76919 But they are your daughters with your aunt! That's a forbidden affair
>>76921 And?
>>76921 Love between man and monster is already a forbidden affair.
>>76921 It's completely fine in her culture
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>>76921 Wait until you start visiting your grandmomster
tomboy childhood friendster > othersters
>>76927 i hated that level. a hellhound would never throw me into a bottomless pit. other pits maybe, but not a bottomless one.
Tell me about the monster pit lore in MGC
>>76929 Miss hound should wash hers.
>>76930 I mean the massive holes full of monstergirls that randomly appear and disappear in semideserted zones of the city, sometime swallowing unaware anons.
>>76931 Oblivion Gates at least gave you some forewarning...
>>76926 >sandworm childhood friend hits puberty >rapidly grows from the size of a large snake to the size of a small train >also gains new instincts that she doesn't know how to deal with >leading to the inevitable "Where are we? What just happened?" <"I... I think I ate you?" "...why?" <"I-I don't... because I like you and I want to be close to you and I thought you wanted to be close to me I'm sorry I'm sorry" >multiple heartbeats begin thundering throughout your friend's body as she starts panicking over the realization of what she just did
>>76913 I tend to forget Abaddon exist they’re such a nowhere woman of a species.
>>76934 What? What does that mean "nowhere woman of a species". They are the most exciting bug we've had in years.
>>76935 They're the only bug we've had in years.
>>76936 Exciting stuff! Look at her butt. No, not that one, the bug butt!
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From KC's Patreon
>>76938 Interesting stuff.
>>76938 unironically how can amazons even compete they're the milhouse of mamonokind
>>76938 I'm not sure if it's a good idea to invite my children to watch me having sex
>>76941 Why is there always a wurm-brain that reads everything as literal and makes everything weird?
>>76942 I think he got it exactly as KC intended it.
>>76941 The whole setting runs on literal sex magic and the kids themselves go out to fuck their own hubby at like 10, it would be different.
>>76935 People barely ever talk about them or Abaddonfolk. Even Wonderworm and Greenworm get more attention and they came out years before. >Most exciting bug in years Try the only. Last one was a toss up between WW or Tritonia.
>>76945 her thighs are very large and that's nice
>>76945 Fine fine, we can talk about the descendants of the bug mamono lord and how they won't take no for an answer no matter how much you struggle, but will give you very good aftercare with their four arms. Imagine the massages.
my romantic/sexual fantasy requires mutual respect and affection but also a woman with an unstoppable rape mode that I'm powerless against, which is only an occasional thing triggered by external circumstances
>>76943 Unfortunately. And I was enjoying the cozy posting until this point.
>>76949 Make of it what you will. You can just not do a thing, that's a thing you can do.
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The way I see it, KC gives us just a skeleton and it's up to us to cover it in our gunk This is both a metaphor and not
I mean, say what you want about the cheshire with no ears
>>76950 I don't want to see or engage with it here either. Headcanoning the garbage out is all well and good, but can we just not go there ever?
>>76948 Do you prefer a physical, magical, or mental sort of overpowerment scenario?
>>76953 Not up to me regretfully. You can always ⊘.
>>76941 In a society with public sex, broadcasted sex, theater plays are sex, sports are sex and even school has sex, it's not a big deal for them It's educational
>>76956 that way they can learn the family technique, passed down from our forefathers
>>76956 I'm pretty sure a lot of that is cringe headcanon
>>76958 it's around to the point they have a spell to make it more lowkey and one mustn't forget the DL birthviewing event
>>76959 Why do these bugs look as if ready for chemical warfare.
>>76954 physical. mental control/changes/whatever on my end don't seem pleasant. a loss of inhibition on her end while she gets powered up is ideal I think magic, it depends. I guess it's fine. depends on how it manifests
>>76954 I’d be up for subtle hypnosis or not so subtle princess carrying. Like all red blooded males, I fervently desire a big boog to princess carry me and then lay me down to princess cowgirl me.
Tall succs with huge butts and tiny breasts.
>>76963 Do you really want a succ hipchecking your face?
>>76964 When she gets excited, why not? I’ll just learn to avoid the hip, and the tail, and the horns.
>>76965 I get the feeling that if anything you'll be incentivized to learn to do the opposite of avoiding a hip check attack.
>>76966 That positive feedback loop will only happen IF her hips and ass are big enough to knock me over on impact and IF she then sits on my face. Luckily, succs are dumb and can’t combo moves together.
>>76967 Good, good, keep underestimating mamono and the fall of humanity will come faster.
>>76947 Yes, indeed.
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>>76963 is there a separate summoning circle for bottom heavy succs compared to top heavy ones?
>>76970 It depends really. The basic summoning circle for succs can get you any of them, but using specialized circles and the correct offerings will increase your chances at getting a specific type of succbutt.
>>76971 >Anon puts out so much food that he knows for sure he’ll get a super thicc ultra-succ >Gangraped by beels and roaches
>>76972 Should have left his window closed.
>>76971 >Draw elaborate summoning circle >Higher chance you fuck up and summon wrong kind of fiend or, worse, an owlmage/lich/haku/dark mage/other magic monster to scold you >Higher chance you make a slight error and summon a demon or hellhound instead of a desired succ >Higher chance you get raped gathering the materials >Higher chance a wurm eats your chalk Is it really worth it to summon a super rare succ? (Aka a succ with slightly different horns and hair style)
>>76974 The bragging rights make it so worth it, duh!
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>>76886 So cute, many daughters must be made
Not cute. Scary. Scary! She eats people!
>>76977 You say that but my childhood friend's sister is a shortstack with bright blue fluff and round features that give her a slightly more detailed mob-face Her fierce snarl is more like a small pout.
>>76974 h-how did wurmy get summoned?
>>76974 >mess up the summoning circle and accidentally summon a haku >damn nerdcow won't even rape you until you get it right
>>76977 If scary, why fren shape?
>>76981 it is ambush. she put tail on head and suck out brain.
>When we began research into orbital love-arrow delivery technologies, I tried to warn them. They promised love, anywhere on the planet, in twenty minutes or less. Arrows so smart, they could pin a bachelor in a crowd and then write him his vows. But just because we can doesn't mean we should. Do the ends really justify the means? Smarter Gremlins than I will have to decide -An excerpt from a GremTech whistleblower
>>76982 <To think I... hesitated
>>76984 >*squelch squelch squelch squelch* >>76982 It's a cure for migraines, but can lead to Manticore Obsession Syndrome.
>>76890 Ask monsters which of these is the cuddliest.
>>76974 >mess up summoning circle >get alped The Fly style never touching magic, thank you
>Mess up summoning circle >It opens anyway >Get pulled into a level 999 demon's office by accident because you summoned yourself into it
>>76974 I drew an elaborate summoning circle and all I got is cat butt.
>>76989 >he has a portal to Cheshire’s ass in his basement
what is the DEAL with cheshires and butts
>>76991 Anal cats like anal
>>76979 >Anon is making a ruckus in his mom's basement >Lil Miss Wurmy is attracted to the sounds and busts in (AWESOME style) >Anon is wasting DELICIOUS CHALK on drawing weird circles >Miss Wurmy cannot resist, and eats the chalk, too >Anon just thinks he managed to summon a mighty WYRM! Noice
>>76992 So, does that mean that Cheshires are the cat equivalent to Anubises?
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>>76993 >wurmy doesn't have any idea why she's being fawned over but gosh darn it she's just so happy good end
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>>76974 my handwriting isn't so good
>>76994 I don't think they love anal that much though
>>76992 the only thing I want to do with a cheshire's butt is play bongos on it I'm much more interested in her boobs and face and ears and thighs beans and vagina and tummy and collarbones and upper back and
>>76982 Me bald me reflect sun, her blind me win
>>76989 So it worked?
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>>76998 They do but in weird wonderland way, it's a "punishment" that doesn't correct anything but not doing it increases the bad behaviour
>>77002 there's a concerning degree of relapse amongst 'corrected' monsters. i'm starting to think that mayb-
>>77003 Don't think about it too much, it's a big act, a theatre of love if you will
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>>77002 Is it really a punishment if monsters keep asking for more?
>>77005 Officially yes but everyone knows
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>>77005 I remember a greentext of an anon claiming that anal sex was even used as currency for the legal system, for example a speeding ticket was always between the 60 and 90 minutes of anal sex with an officer, if you get in the good side of the Judge she can reduce it to 30 min but with her instead and so on
I have the feeling a Kikimorra would hate me. >Master, why are you working while sick again? >After hours work too? Master you re- >....WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIFTED WEIGHTS?
>>77008 Working out is at least productive if i could choose only one to do while sick i'd give up waging every time
>>77009 I think the point is you're supposed to rest while you're sick.
>>77010 I'm aware but i want to lift whereas i don't want to wage but waging is mandatory
>>77009 I mean, I'm sick but its also one of those things where its weight day and I'm not 'that' bad, though I feel like crap. That and I'd scheduled the replacement of a Core Switch this evening for after hours work and had a few things to do during the day. I would likely find myself bound up in bed with an angry maid. I also would have run if I didn't feel worse than earlier.
>>77011 >waging is mandatory You get sick days bro.
>>77013 haha ahahaha! part time 35+ hours a week!
>>77013 I could but then I have to use PTO. >I have 315 hours of PTO >"Master, please use it." >"No, I'm good en-" >"U S E I T"
>>77014 >part time casual >not even permanent part time There's nothing I can say you don't already know, but stay strong anon.
At least in MGC work is optional, housing is cheap and every one lives off UBI, Universal Basic Intercourse.
>>77016 Best part is that its graveyard shift
>>77018 At least you're raking in that overtime for outside hours. R-Right..?
>>77019 AHAHAHAHAHA what do you think part time means even better is that its a college town so its never actually dead half the time i have to go wage in 2 hours
>>77020 I'm sorry your country isn't a socialist hellhole. At least when mine degrades me I get time and a half and double time on sunday.
>>77021 i could accept it if i had a nice ushi/succ wife at home or if i could punch dipshits in the throat, coworkers included, without getting shitcanned but the former would be more preferable
>>77010 Light exercise can help recovery though. The key part being "light."
>>77023 That's basically just getting up and doing normal shit and not laying in bed all day.
>>77024 Yeah but if i scream "LIGHT WEIGHT, BABY, WOOO" while trying to beat my PR it counts as light activity
>>77025 >Anon is married to a wurm >Wurm magic is if you believe it it's real
>>77026 I want to believe that Wurm loves me.
>>77027 But that's one of those reality bending auto-deterministic sort of things. You only want to believe that Wurm loves you because Wurm already loves you.
I'll just leave an un-closed ouija board and a screwed up summoning circle next to my bed until I wake up with a wife one morning.
>>77027 >try to lift wurm wife >still weighs 100 tons when looking naga like >scream "LIGHT WEIGHT, WIFE" >OHP for reps (ignore the tail hanging off the side) its just that easy
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>>76947 >Imagine the massages You absolute buffoon. You gormless idolator. Why would you ever settle for a bug woman with chitinous arms that aren't even properly cleaned or even factory fresh as being anything other than utilitarian mangrabbers? Or the fact her wings probably sound like helicopter blades or a plane propeller just trying to keep her fat ass bug abdomen afloat? Sure she has curves for days but nothing with ever compete with the pillowy soft embrace of a Wonderworm. Whiling away the time as she blows tobacco and mana infused smoke to soothe your mind and body. Your hips sinking into the absolutely grip-able mass of her caterpillar half. If you're not willing to go chasing rabbits while you know you're going to fall you're NGMI.
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>>77033 But what SIZE is she? Some of these succs are tiny, and this one has a "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" vibe while also being about the size of a bowl of oatmeal.
>>77035 never ask a woman her file size
>>77035 Oatmeal baths are good for her skin, and she gives the oatmeal a special flavor.
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>>77039 Man, I wish I could forget this weirdo snake showing me her dildo for no reason.
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>Dark chocolate Ocelomeh
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>be techno genius nerd whatever anon from some of those greentexts >try to summon a mamono to have cuddly times >that line in your code chant contains a syntax error, and you end up summoning a baphomet, vampire, dark elf, insert any other shit tier mamono you never wanted What to do next?
>>77042 I dunno, man. No mamono is really shit tier. There's just some who live in places that terrify me (ocean ladies). I think I'd end up rolling with it, but if I got, like, a kraken or something that'd be a very, very slow burn romance.
>>77039 But I like Miss 'Lisk and don't want to forget her.
>>77043 >ocean ladies What'd mermaids ever do to you?
>>77042 1. Trust MAMONOBANA to have given you examples of a shit species that happen to not be shit 2. Apologize and CTRL+Z, er, banish them. Either option could work.
>>77046 >that aggressive anon from smug >actually gave a useful advice! Holy shit, man, you're in a good mood today
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>>77045 Nothing, but I am fucking TERRIFIED of drowning.
>>77048 Would hug.
>>77048 Hubba, hubba. What a nice pair of wings. She's a certified hottie. Would smooch and hold hands with.
>>77049 Wait, I think they've got some anti-drown spell on them. You actually could benefit from marrying an ocean mamono since she'll practically make you amphibian with her mana
>>77052 I still see his point; it's like the fear of heights even if you're in no danger of falling to your death.
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>>77053 that is some bitch made shit, im afraid of falling and heights, but im still going to ride a dragon
>>77055 The dragon: No Anon, I am riding YOU
>>77053 i thought phobias were supposed to be overcome with intense sexual therapy
>>77057 Uh, then for the record I am terrified of big bugs who like to be on top during sex.
>>77047 Huh?
>>77054 >Wendi, go! LN sure is on fire today. >>77055 Will you have your eyes open for her? And how tight are you going to hold on to her, or will you let her hold you?
>>77060 well yeah im going to open my eyes, and im going to hold on tight, when i see heights ALL my muscles start to contract
>>77059 He's a schizo that thinks detractors from other chans have followed him here, just ignore any and every post shitting on monstergirls. What I just said doesn't even need to be taken in context, it's just good general advice, don't engage with negativity.
>>77048 would kiss this tall succ's neck (can't reach higher)
>>77033 >>77034 I'm seeing a lot of little hearts floating around, what an amorous mood
>>77054 >throwing little furry Canadian things at people This is the ol' Fastball Special from X-Men.
>>77038 Is someone going to drop on him or is the circle going to lower and teleport him someplace?
>>76700 >finds the form that gets her the most food (essence) >eventually anon builds up a resistance to mushroom charms >tries a new form >cumapalooza >repeat anon is both the leafcutter ant and the leaf
>>77034 Nice. Thanks mate it's beautiful
I often dream of myself getting gangbanged by many baphomets.
>>77076 well now you have to keep them distracted forever so they only use all that fucking MANA you gave them on more gangbanging you blockhead
>>77038 >INCOMING
>>77068 He's getting isekai'd so an echidna can groom him into a hero
>>77080 I Was Absucted into Another World Where My New Stepmother Wants to Raise Me into a Hero Who Can Conquer Her Labyrinth, volume 16 coming out next week!
>>77080 >>77081 she worked hard on that dungeon and she'll be damned if she doesn't have the perfect hero to delve it
>>77038 >Draw summoning circle for bottom heavy succ on ceiling Heh >>77039 Cute tie
>>76726 >spend massive amounts of foxcoin to put filk on every shelf >it doesn't matter if it doesn't sell, pay the shopkeeps to keep them there >someone WILL get curious >it doesn't even do anything? >tastes okay >but everyone knows >EVERYone >especially the foxes >you drank filk
>>77048 I want this succ to pull my ear and scold me for goofing off
>>76725 Certainly not with that name. It makes me think of pilk.
>>77085 Better Filk than Pilk
>>77087 Well fox juice or spritzune ain’t much better
>>77089 >spritzune ninetails frothing they never thought of this first
>You STOLE fizzy vixen drinks
>>77090 It's a neat name, but doesn't fit milk. They should hold on to that name for when they come up with a carbonated drink.
Kilt can't be bad
>>77093 they have to brand it with a k to make it dyslexic-friendly
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With this naming scheme goat milk would be pronounced like "guilt", which won't do. Others aren't any better. >>77093 Scottish monsters do like having their men wearing kilts.
>>77076 Instructions unclear losing to bapho twins.
Oilk is not actually oily, but creamy and full of beeg nutrients and vitamins and antibodies.
>>77090 I read it as spitzsune and imagined a spitz dog girl trying to pass as a 1 tailed kitsune
>Pilk? >I thought you would never ask...
>>77097 There are seven monstergirls who's name starts with o, you're going to have to be a bit more specific.
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Now that I think about it, silk sounds really smooth.
>>76309 she was askin' too many questions, see? Boss don't like it when they's askin' questions. If she don't learn she'll be sleepin with the fishies
>>77102 This post sounds like a lost werewolf goon that somehow ended in a pyramid.
>>77104 I would spring for a comically large (or small) thuggish monster girl who called me boss and acted like a goon.
>>77105 With or without italian accent?
>>77106 If it fits her. Be it a roman-larping wolf, a venetian danuki or a mafioso hatter.
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>Want me to rapes ya? >Alright. Whaddeva youse says boss.
But who's the better goon mamono >Wretched Roach: Adept at doing the "dirty". Smokes 3 packs of wonderworms a day, and doesn't ask for much. >Roidy Rat: Buff and silent. One stare is enough to finalize any disagreement that your enemies might have with you. And if they refuse, well, she's got 260 sisters to feed, and they don't leave any scraps. >Oily Orc: Not the smartest, but a good cook. Great at discerning poisoned food, but quite hungry herself. >Silly Zomzom: Anything but silly. She has connections with the Gravechant family, and sometimes you get the feeling she's working more for them than for you. Very competent at whatever you need however. Need someone disappeared? They'll be six feet under. >Drooling Demon: Can perfectly blend in as an accountant in any organization you want the numbers fudged. Whether it is your tax returns, or your enemies profits, if you want a number changed it's done. You do have to put up with her salivating every time she sees you. >Riveting Raiju: Schlicks all day. Does nothing else.
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>>77110 The Gobblin' Greenworm. >Nice place ya got here, see? >Would be a real shame if someone ate all your produce now wouldn't it >You's can pay us to make sure as that doesn't happen Warning: it might still happen anyway
>>77110 >The Jackin' Jinko >On loan from the mofukza. Not a mean person. Not even the least bit naughty. Would rather be at the speakeasy socialising or making the boss his favourite pasta just like mama used to makes. >Instead has to, begrudgingly, bust down doors, open safes and body guard >Can't jack a car, despite her name. Paws too clumsy >Dreams of being the bosses lap cat
>>77112 >>Dreams of being the bosses lap cat The perfect lapcat, big fren for small anon boss
>>77113 Anon Boss isn't small, ok, he's perfectly average. He's just surrounded by a beeg cat that makes him look small in comparison.
>>77114 >>77113 >Makes intimidating speech from behind his desk >Can't even see him behind the jinko on his lap, who herself has a goofy smile on her face
>>77110 I wait for gnoll women to spontaneously generate so i can pit them and orcs against each other in a gang war
hehe gooner monster
>>77117 >what are all you raiju doing here i asked for goons?
>>77118 >And when anon thought he couldn't possibly deal with all these goonettes, a big group of jubs appeared.
>>77115 I find it cuter, to have the bug kot being boss around gently by a small but powerful anon, lord of the mob
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>>77121 bug kot?
>>77122 >aah >it feels like I'm back in my pupa >... >I wonder if I can be born again... >...and if I do... >...will I still remember him? Putting her in a sleeping bag has caused a moment of existential dread. Will the self persist? Or can there be no passage from one link to the next in the endless chain of samsara?
>>77121 Big kot* >>77122 Don't know what it would look like or act like
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>>77123 NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SORRY. Pet the boog.
>>77124 >Don't know what it would look like or act like More or less like this.
>>77126 Like what?
>>77126 >>77127 Forgot the image
>>77123 Silly boog, if she had read the big book of eros instead of nibbling at it she'd know that two souls, once tied, are forever intertwined, destined to find each other in every life no matter their forms or distance. Even if his soul fails to reenter the cycle he can still be found and loved again
>>77128 A lot of mamono juice needs to be put in her but I see the vision
bugs and cats together at last
>>77042 >syntax error in the magic chant >manages to compile i'm surprized it didnt summon something eldritch from between the planes of existance, like whoever the bosses of shoggoths were
>>77132 Nah, it’d summon a cute kot who is totally normal. Nobody thinks she is weird.
>>77133 Everyone thinks cats are weird.
>>77133 >Summons the Tragicshire Cat.
>>77132 I want a shogcat like the one LN drew I'd cuddle it every day
>>77132 >like whoever the bosses of shoggoths were Technically it'd be the Elder Things, a race of winged anemone shaped creatures with a five pointed head But waifulhu is funnier
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>"If you do manage to kill me, which is unlikely, the king will take sixty percent of the treasure and expect you to marry his ugliest daughter, and believe me the royal bloodline has produced some real abominations over the centuries. Think about it from a risk/reward perspective." >"That's it? No big monologue or anything?" >"I used up all my good monologues a thousand years ago. Now are we doing this or not?"
>>77138 *prostrates and kisses the dork dragon's claws*
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>>77135 You must bring back her smile, at all cost
>>77138 Put like that... Still we need to have duel to know who is on top for our first time.
>>77140 if you reverse the comic, she looks like she's happy!
>>77142 Now do it in real life
>>77143 ticklin time
>>77142 Or going insane in the not funny way.
>>77145 this one needs a tickle and a kiss
>>77138 >>77141 >the dragon does have a point >but now you really need to beat her up
>>77146 Batman and the joker except instead of Batman refusing to kill the joker it's Anon refusing to impregnate Cheshire.
>>77148 Batman is the real villain
If you rape the rapist, the number of rapists in the world increases.
>>77148 Commissioner goblin... please... you can't just suggest Werebatwoman rape the Poker every time
>>77150 Then there's no difference if you rape more rapists afterwards.
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>>77151 >>77148 >Cat WomWAN, the cat burglar. genius pun hellhound.
>>77138 >Lady, there hasn't been a king here since the big hulabaloo in 1864 <Ah yes. How could I forget. The big... hulabaloo of... of 1864... >You don't know what year it is, do you? <Of course I know what year it is! It's... it's sometime after 1864 of... of... >You don't even know what calendar I'm using, do you? <I HAVE A VERY ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE I CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO KEEP TRACK OF EVERY PROGNOSTICATION >Nobody's used the word "prognostication" since 1533
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It's Friday! And auntster bodies are feeling it
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Friday drinking alone. Wish was drinking with ogre.
>>77158 Watching olympic hockey with Ogre-san! She doesn't really get what an offside is, but she'll shout it at the "wooden-eyed zebras" with you to show she cares!
>>77159 >"Players today are too soft! Game's gone, I tell you. None of that fucking hugging and handshake at the end nonsense. Back in my day, if someone tried that on me, I would've - oh can I get you another beer, dear? - where was I? Oh yeah. That's how I broke my horn and four ribs.
>>77156 Auntsters deserve as much love as any other youthful girl in her prime until their bellies are round and pregnant
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>>77161 >Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp. >Yup. They used to call me the Big Red Machine. <Wasn't that what they called the Soviet Hockey Team? >Named 'em after me, yeah. <But you weren't even born then! >I wasn't a lot of things back then but I sure could shoot that puck <Uh-huh
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>>77162 I agree
ENOUGH WITH THE NUKIS
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>>77165 it is fox fucker friday, after all
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>>77165 Fluffy Fluff Friday!
It's friday and smug brats will have no school until monday, I hope you're well hydrated.
>>77098 I am deeply upset that nothing has come of this April Fool's joke.
>>77169 That just means the market is open for you to make your own inupara.
>>77138 I love a monster who tells it like it is. I just got lost in my way to the restroom, but it was nice to meet her. >>77147 It's what she would want. At least she'd be able to tell her friends that her husband defeated her (she threw the fight) before mereing her. >>77150 Ah, but the number of active rapists who are actually a threat to society would decrease by two.
>>77165 There is NEVER enough nukis!
>Anon not so smug after Ms Gyoubu "Nuki" Danuki nukes his hips with her fat ass
>>77174 Nah, I’d be smugger.
>Anon not so smug after Ms Oomu "shirt sniffer" kade busts into his bedroom
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it's probably for the best to mere the lizard
>>77176 Nah, i'd be smugest.
>Anon not so smog after Ms Sylph "The Milf" enters his neighborhood
Oomus get a bad rep, but they are good girls. I mean, yeah, she might stare at you in your sleep, and yeah, she might keep "finding" clothes that you lost months ago, and yeah, she might be a bit scary in the dark, but once you get to know her it gets even worse, i mean, better.
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>>77177 I'm going to invade what's behind that tail
>>77181 If you keep posting this dragon's anus I am going to have no choice but to [redacted] it
>>77099 >maid centipede thank you baba yaga!
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>>77181 Same but with my auntie
>>77166 No! Not the fox chamber!
Consider the Wock Monsieur sandwich from wonderland. Ham, cheese, prepared by a wock.
>>77186 she's gonna take a big bite out of it isn't she?
>>77187 The mouth need their sandwich tax.
>>77187 That would be boorish. No, she simply ate about a third of most of the ingredients while making the sandwich is all.
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>>77187 n-no. the wock had a hock of ham earlier. >>77188 the left mouth gets the top slice of bread. the right mouth gets the bottom. wock gets the ham and cheese center and anon gets to watch.
>>77190 I'd want to do a bit more than watch.
>>77191 You're going to have to fight THREE dragon mouths to get in on that sammich action. Godspeed and good luck.
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>>77191 The greed of humans *munch* knows no *chew* bounds, unlike the dragon *burp* race. mmm delicious.
>>77191 an interactive dining experience
>>77192 Knights of yore defeated dragons to save maidens. Their greed knows no bounds, the wock must be laid.
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>>77195 >Knights of yore? When I'm done you'll be a knight of MINE. (heh, nice one me)
>>77196 eating wock's donut while she eats a donut (actually three)
>>77192 a mouth, 3 tentacle mouths and her neck mouth maybe more
Wock tails licking your face like a dog, cute or not cute?
>>77199 You could easily use the heads to make the wock jealous by pointing out how they act on their feelings while she still hides them like a tsuntsun.
>>77200 i don't think a wock is hiding their feelings though
>>77200 I'd do this to a Medusa. Pray for me.
>>77200 >>77199 I should say I like them the same way I like the Medusa/Echidna snek hair. Would pet and give chicken to.
>>77201 Well, she's not licking my face, that's all the proof you need.
>>77203 Weak. Mamono mouths were made for one thing.
>>77205 You mean I should ask echidna/medusa for a hairjob?
>>77206 Do be prepared for at least one mouth to bite your balls and inject aphrodisiac venom.
>Medusa sheds >Her hair sheds >All of her is extremely broody leading up to the skin coming off and extremely cuddly and sensitive afterwards Snake upkeep is hard work.
>>77208 Anon has to be extra careful when helping them shed. Husbandly duty to keep his wife happy.
Flying burns a lot of calories. Your dragon wouldn't be hungry all the time if you didn't ask her to carry you everywhere.
>>77208 does the stone tailtip shed? does her shed husk petrify afterwards? if you come across a lamia soaking in water they're probably getting ready to shed
>>77211 It probably flakes out.
>>77211 I take mine to a spa, or technically it's called a 'shedding retreat', but it's really just a spa for lizards, snakes and other monsters who shed skin. All the amenities are there. You name it.
>>77208 Imagine a bunyip shedding.
>>77214 Wait, wouldn't she need to shed her skin with all of her hair. Does that mean bunyips are BALD right after they shed?
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>>77166 Fox auntsters are fine too
>>77215 no? unless you think all snakes lose their head hair too
>>77217 Well, no, that hair isn't on the snake part, unlike the rest of her bodyhair, which IS on the snake part, which is shedding skin. BALD YIP BALD YIP
Helping an apophis shed her skin in a private bath at the shedding resort.
>>77179 I would be so smoggy. You got no idea. Just lighting giant trash fires day and night.
>>77219 its just an excuse to get her scales on you
>>77222 we do other things. venom milking. actual milking. bathing. envenomating. coiling. scrubbing scales. hair care. hypnosis. candle lit dinner.
Do you like rats?
>>77224 Who doesn't?
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>>77213 i know i have more pictures of this but i can't find them aaah
>>77218 For a few days she'd be indistinguishable from a normal lamia. Well, until she starts talking at least. Constant use of the words "cunt" and "sheila" tends to give them away.
>>77223 Oh I forgot to mention heat lamps. And really decadent, the electronically heated basking stones.
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Aphopis are fine but I prefer other desert reptiles
Another day, not another word written...
>>77230 Today is the twentieth day of the second month. Write 20x2 words. That's 40 words. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible!
>>77230 Writefairy isn't mad. She's just disappointed.
>>77232 I will write one (1) word before I go to bed soon. Maybe even two. Any thing beyond two words has diminishing returns though.
>>77219 purple booba erotic
>>77229 Skin too dark
>>77235 Moongal, Moongal can't you see...
>>77229 Skin not dark enough
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>>77235 What about it?
Is apophis black?
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chocolate is good value after valentine's day
>>77239 We’re all black in the dark.
>>77240 Chocolate tastes good all year round
>>77241 apophis is always in the dark. she's distant and mysterious. like a full moon. or a half moon. or a crescent moon. you never know what's going on in that plotting head of hers that is plotting to bite the pharaoh. ooooh...
>>77242 Pretty big kot, but those nails scare me.
>>77241 This statement does not apply to federal agents. They're more likely to be green in the dark.
>>77245 Why would they scare you?
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>>77245 No pain no gain
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>>77235 We can go darker
>>77250 that Baph on second pic is sealed alright
Since it's near the end of the thread, I'm thankful for the small conversations and the few green-texts regarding Ocelomeh Can't wait for #OcelomehOctober. Here are some great Ocelomeh stories you should absolutely read: Five Bucks For Love (MCsplinter); short, pretty vanilla, cute, lewd (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57561067) Avarice (MurlocsAbound): Good length, great characters, very good world building, fantastic read: (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57561067) Spotted (Legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman); Long-ish. Great characters, great scene setting, cool action moments, good lewd stuff. Great read. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/51182023) A Sticky Situation; Longest. Amazing characters, amazing world building, great scenes. Extremely enjoyable read. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/60465280) I highly recommend you guys read them.
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>>77253 Man, you sure like your jaguars
>>77256 Someone has to give them all the love they deserve and they haven't got yet. They're extremely underrated and it's a crime
>>77253 All solid recs. It was nice seeing someone get excited about them again.
the next thread is unknown, but I can guarantee it won't be about wurm. she has prior appointments you know.
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