>>79358 Speakest for thyself.

>>79359 lol i am really just a slave to the kot.

Forget cats, appreciate Jackals today

>>79361 The lesser known elbow fluff.

lol i really am just an excel slave to an anubis

>>79363 Within cells interlinked

I'd conditional her formatting, if you know what i mean hehehehehe

>>79365 Guess you won't be conditioning her formatting, because i don't know what that means.

>>79366 so um it changes the colour, font, text size or fill of a cell depending on its value. you could make all numbers greater than 10 appear a cool sandstone yellow.

all canid girls are good. but for me? it's the coyote. did you know that in the wild, packs of coyotes have one female that gets pregnant, and two or three that undergo "pseudo pregnancies" with all the stages but no pups? i think this is a cool fact. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpKMNL3mSI free doggirl milk with none of the economical downsides of kids sound very appealling right about now, if only i could find images of that to post

>>79358 meh, works both ways

>>79368 >american coyote Is this the fabled amerimutt I keep reading about on mongolian shitposting forums?

>>79369 this is fine

Would you a kot? I would.

>>79373 Yes. >>79372 She's missing paws

>>79372 Literally my height and that kot is perfectly sized. >>79373 A large one, yes.

>>79372 How am I not supposed to run up to random tall cats, flip up their tit flaps and suck on their breasts when they are conveniently at the standing breastfeeding height and wearing such convenient clothes? This is unfair.

>>79375 Anon overwhelmed by 10 meter tall megakot.

>>79373 do my feelings on the matter have any bearing on the outcome of the situation that prompted the question? I have never met a cat that respects my opinion

>>79343 >>79344 >>79346

>>79379 I wish I had the appropriate snake charming music to associate with this

>>79378 So you never met a good cat

>>79381 All cats are evil and that is why I love them. Or is that foxes? Or sneks? Look, the point is I like evil women. And fluff. And being squeezed. And bitten.

>>79382 They're not true evil, and some are even good or maybe it's my desire but fate provided

>>79382 cats are more about chaos than evil

>>79384 True

manticores make good rugs they're quite the artisans

>>79386 The manticore legend is persian btw

Purrsian

>>79387 >Persian KYS >>79388 >Purrsian Correct spelling!

>>79389 >KYS Kiss your servant?

>>79390 >TFW no servant to kiss Just kidding, I wouldn't know what to do with a servant.

>>79344 >>79379 The snakes actually get into a defensive stance, and are liable to strike the charmer. Odds are good that you're getting spined by the end of this. >>79380 This song is the first that comes to mind.

>>79392 well, it's a servants duty to serve, she can teach you how to kiss if you ask her to

>>79392 i couldn't feel good about taking advantage in an employer/employee situation ms kiki has to rape me if she wants any action

>>79390 >Persian Kiki

>>79396 >insists the house curtains always have to be a deep purple with tasteful golden curtain rods to complement them >strange fascination with elephants

>>79371 No, that's the Cart Shart, its like a larger wetter Cait S*th.

>>79390 Maidcore, I need her deeply

>>79396 Kiki may not be a cat, but her moves are impressive.

>>79400 knead core

Cores are bad at kneading, paw hair gets in the dough. You should knead for your core instead.

>>79403 >anon puts his maidcore in the comically large mixing bowl

>>79402 A sub class of the sub subcore class, they must be really rare

>>79405 It’s cute that you think maids are subs.

>>79406 indeed, a maid is whatever their master needs

>>79406 Maybe some are not but the one I would hire would be

>>79406 "Maid" is a powerful position indeed.

>>79409 Why the FUCK does that mermaid have a knee and calves?