What's the appeal of danukis?

No face shadow on the danuki = no sale

>>78314 Very smart, pretty, quality mofu.

>>78314 big tail, findom

>>78307 I just wanted a soft little guinea pig giant mouse GF, why is this happening to me?...what do you mean not!Guinea is on a different not!continent? Someone call the embassy! There's been a mis

>>78317 There are ways you can make findom work with the monstrous ethos.

>>78315 Tough customer, eh? There are nukis that like that. >>78318 >soft little guinea pig giant mouse GF I'd consider capybara if I were you, unless size is a dealbreaker since they're large as far as rodents go.

>>78308 There seems to be. Centipedes are widely associated with the Underworld in Mesoamerican cultures, and specifically the aztecs. For the the centipede guards the entrance to the underworld, preventing souls from escaping. Apparently they were associated with vigilance. There is quite a bit to read. In other news, i'm telling the tacocats i'm spending my vacation in the Mictlán.

>>78320 I'd take a big ass rodent, if you know what i mean.

my sexy older danuki manager has offered to promote me, a humble shy intern, to be the chair of her meeting.

>>78314 She’s bossy and has ‘uge knockers.

>>78323 This is a quality pun. I am proud of you and award you 1 Cheshire.

>>78323 >*mmpf* >did you say something, Miss danuki? >oh no. my chair is just squeaky who knew you could completely invisible a person with just a bushy tail, pencil skirt and fat raccoon ass

The worst part about getting burned by a zoomer dragon is not the burns (you won't actually get any because mamonobama) but the fact that she will post a picture of you online and comment something like "dude is cooked" with it.

to me a zoomer dragon is one that goes really fast. like say a wyvern.

>>78327 >Don't pretend you won't enjoy the chase, officer.

>>78328 But I am cooked! I am so cooked, Chat.

a cop monster placing me under ass-rest is fine.

>>78328 At least they actually engage with the fight. A lot of ancient dragons will just stand there taking zero damage and wait for you to give up.

>>78334 only the ankle-biting whelps got something to prove

>>78334 How do ancient dragons react to being called MOMMY?

>>78336 A primal, genetic urge to be MERE'd.

Cool milf dragon who takes a liking to the anon she kidnaps for tribute and teaches him spells and history and shit

>>78156 AnonBG: I wasnt going to ask as I thought mine was too smol to qualify.

>Ara ara, you don't mind an old man like me? What happens next besides the obvious?

>>78340 a gaggle of unrelated pyrows appear to start talking about how totally dope old men are

>>78340 And that's how Anon got kidnapped by an entire Sabbath branch.

>>78341 >>78342 this communal husband stuff is a lot of work

>>78343 It is! That's why I recommend WHITE SNAKE DIRECT, the service that guarantees you only ever get one wife.

>>78344 Can they train other mamonos like manticores or Cheshires ?

>>78345 It's a scam! I ordered from WHITE SNAKE DIRECT and my hebi was just a painted lamia!

>>78346 decoration is important

>>78347 My GOD am I ever weak to black sclera.

>>78314 These are Japanese monsters, Japs have a history of being dommed by big strong people (lords of all sorts). Guess this rubs off on the profile.

>>78346 Maid academy is still the only reliable school

>>78343 Anybody who doesn't want many monster girls can all offload the unwanted extras to me! As long as they aren't vampires or crap like that.

>>78351 Got it! A big bus load of Alps, Akanames, Humpty Eggs, and Matangos are heading to your door as we speak!

>>78351 You're gonna get SO MANY lims.

>>78353 Good, give them all to me!

>>78352 Unfortunately they classify as "crap like that", so they get lost halfway claimed by some ultra degens

Would online gaming be better or worse with mamono around? I have this image of my head of a dark mage playing some online shooter, doing really poorly, and then cursing everyone in the lobby before she ragequits.

>>78356 >hacking the server's ram remotely to give herself infinite ammo

>>78355 You can't reroute the bus, you should have clarified! Do note that none of the aforementioned bus load of mamono have any vampires in their family trees! Thanks for applying for a wife through Danuki-Corp's matchmaking service!

>>78358 danuki corp's drivers are total dopes, they tend to get distracted at a moment's notice whenever they see a guy they like. So they got all lost midway when the driver got outside to blow some guy at the gas station and went off with hi

>>78359 You must be talking about the extra drivers that Danuki-Corp contracted out from OnyxHound Deliveries. All officially hired drivers working for Danuki-Corp are already married!! Please file your marriage claims with OnyxHound Deliveries, Danuki-Corp does not offer insurance benefits for contracted workers and their spouses.

>>78356 Worse, feel like a lot of game would be neutered. A different kind of DEI funded by mamonos equivalent of ESG to make game about love, sex and romance. Don't get me wrong, I would like to see games like that but I don't want to see all kind of games becoming about that. Shooter are already on their last legs, it's either : cartoon hero shooters Skinner box with no soul or grim Yearly AAA Skinner box slop with subpart gameplay Milsim who are great but very dependent on other people to create fun moments (couldn't happen with mamonos around, it would turn into web dating for autists in the BTR or worse we will become the women in online game) Tarkov.

>>78361 salamanders are going to freak

>>78361 You seem to be describing mostly big commercial crap, there's a lot of indie games. And then some games have a shit load of mods that provide good gameplay and new maps (eg Classic Doom, has been modded to hell and back)

>>78360 Well shit, I'll go get a couple hellhounds then!

>>78361 You're assuming mamono lack the ability to suspend disbelief and view something as fictional. That thought process makes Phantoms weep overly dramatic tears. Also, Salamanders and Lizards would love the the thought of having another form of combat they can compete and find a potential hubby in. So yeah, that Sally that you keep reviving in Battlefield? She's been trying to impress you with her Assault rushdown tactics. You should tell her to switch to Recon.

>>78356 >mindflayer remotely controlling multiple players to give them full control over their entire team >danuki grooming gangs roaming through childrens multiplayer games >chesh youtube channels dedicated to trolling compilations >alps getting called fags by other succubi on teamspeak >suspiciously wealthy anubi who control the markets of every big time mmo It would be exactly the same

Also speaking of combat games, I think there was a draft concept on ao3, about turning one of the unreal tournaments into a big monster girl combat+sex game. I think I might just go look for it

>>78367 ms chesh keeps telefragging me

>>78368 Then don't stand in spawn points, wtf

>>78363 Indies will thrive for sure, just like it does right now but I say shooter for a reason. I haven't enjoyed one since BF4. They're nothing. >>78362 >>78365 Maybe I'm too pessimistic. A lot type of game would get better. I would enjoy a CRPG or turn based rpg made by mamonos. I just feel like some games could never be the same

>>78370 As for shooters I don't play any big ones since mass effect, the genre has entirely been turned into a cash cow, but there are some anons putting out quality user content aka mods for the old games like doom or unreal. TBH the shooter genre is a bit exhausted, there is simply nothing new to do here.

>>78371 because you cant innovate on a shooter, all youre doing is clicking on a thing

>>78372 the same could be said of many games

>>78373 you know exactly what i mean

>>78374 Dhamps love that reference, Anon. Just roll with it. Or backdash?

>>78353 I want to see the demon lord's humblest daughter.

>>78376 The well-adjusted lims are highly sought-after. You're gonna get one who's humble because she HATES herself, and not in a fun way.

>>78376 She'd be out doing charity work. Or just running a farm

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, beware walking into dark alleys. Not only is there an increased risk of a random encounter but some of those girls are much higher leveled than normal! That means you can see P'Orc thugs breaking out the grapples!

Many mamonos will fall in the LoL loop, what a sad thought.

>>78380 I don't know what you're talking about but now I want to save a mamono from playing that soulcrushing dogshit game so that she can play the soulcrushing dogshit game that I like instead, with me

My wife will duo Gundam evo with me

>>78339 You were in the poll, so you got in. Hurry up and ask for your sketch so we may all benefit by it!

>>78381 yeah, they should play a real game, like heroes of the storm

I discovered evidence of fiendish activity

>walk the world, sail the seas, and traverse the treacherous 60,000 steps through the mist-wreathed Long Dong mountains >arrive at the chamber of the Heavenly Haku >PA system is playing the same music from the mist restaurants by your house >"What? It's relaxing."

>>78386 Brain Eno invented ambient t. not! a Haku

>>78387 >Brain Brian. Wow, definitely not a Haku.

>>78387 >sound engineer grem makes you an ambient track for your studies >it's her saying "I love you." slowed down 1500x >never tells you, takes quiet joy in it every day

>>78389 Creepy

>>78390 >grem hides the folder of all the times you said a nice thing about her while she was recording

! ! !

>>78393 I'm just out here minding my business.

>>78393 Going into the wild to photograph nature will be far more dangerous post-portal. I hope that manticores are weak to flash.

>>78353 <"hello, this is Demon Lord's mamono tips hotline" >"hello, I ummm... have a small question" >"you see, I'd like to do my wife bareback but we're not quite ready yet for kids" >"do monster girls get pregnant as easy as humans? I heard rumors that the risk of pregnancy is very low" <"ah yes we get that question a lot, you can go in raw without worries, it's true that us monsters almost never get pregnant until I figure out how to counter the curse" >"uh, you sure about that? kids are a serious commitment and I'd like to be 100% sure" <"wait hold up please-" <strained breathing is heard in the background, followed by cheers from a crowd of people" <"- ah why yes of course I made the monsterization spell myself!" >"phew thank you! I feel so assured now!" <child's scream and more crowd noises heard before the call is hurriedly hung up

>>78397 >Anon >His valk >AND >A full score of adopted daughters >All bust into the villain's lair >She reasonably guesses that this is an Echidna's husband and kids and goes into Tour Guide mode >Takes over 30 minutes for her to really understand the situation

Is it true that the Demon Lord refuses to allow mamono with 3 breasts because it is "too powerful?"

>>78328 >anon reads some monsters like Dragons like brave dudes like adventurers and dragon slayers >it's the modern times >goes and threathens schoolgirls and challenges them to a fight

>>78401 I mean, it's probably a 50-50 shot to actually work. It's better than trying to find a simple way to woo a human lady.

>>78401 I threaten hags to fight instead.

>>78403 they are too old and frail. it's irresponsible

>>78403 Same, but they always choose the dormitory as the arena and like to grapple in bed

>>78404 Hagmono are anything but frail.

I want to drink purple milk at the CC farm

>>78367 So, you found any?

>>78397 >mommy why aren't you and daddy married? >such a thing is forbidden! I am his ward and guide, to aid him in any way on his quest, to stray from that purpose would be to defy the goddess! >and any way once my champion's quest is complete I will return to the heavens for my next assignment >your going to leave us? >w-well...

>>78410 >not married >have a fucking child Chief god is FUCKING GAy.

>>78412 You people are really careless with those youtube links.

>>78413 Is that a problem?

>>78414 Youtube is a crap service that does a lot of tracking and fingerprinting, including cross-site. Youtube links on an anonymous website kinda kills the point of anonymity

>>78415 Good grief!

>>78416 >LOl PsYcHiAtRiC HeLp MeMeS Goddamn, what a lost cause.

>>78417 That's a very ample alp

>>78416 He's got a fair point, though I don't know well enough how links affect you if you don't click them, but we exist in a manifestly hostile ecosystem that wants us destroyed. Ideally we'd have our faces and names attached to every post, and a constant 24/7 stream of personalized adds before we get to subscribe to capy premium to unlock posts to view. Never forget they hate you and want you destroyed.

>>78419 If it's just a link, without any js crap attached to it, you won't get affected to it unless the website uses css fingerprinting and measures how many times you hovered your mouse cursor and/or clicked on a link. But still, youtube links on an anonymous website, that's a really stupid idea.

>>78420 On the other hand you are also taking this a little overly seriously. Not to fall back on the trite "If you're doing nothing, you have nothing to fear" line, but MG enjoyers isn't a large enough demographic for any one to care lmao

>>78417 huff sweaty alp ass

I want to leave my fingerprints on a chesh's ass

>>78423 i want to leave kiss marks on both cheeks

>>78421 This is a gremlin plant!

>>78425 It's actually Big Lim, playing psychic sleeper agents. The portals are opening but they're not wide enough yet, they can only push through mamono psychic tendrils to influence us. Why do you think KC got this idea in the first place?

>>78421 >MG enjoyers isn't a large enough demographic for any one to care lmao Anon, you don't understand the situation even halfway. Everyone is important. If technology allows for surveillance and control of everybody, they will certainly try it. Speaking of MG enjoyers in particular, smug's /monster/ is literally a right wing propaganda site that acts like a monster girl board. There's monster girl content out there but, the whole place is profoundly infused with nazi and similar propaganda. Every now and then there's a "Own nothing, be happy" kind of shill popping up. Sometimes they get bashed on and ultimately deleted by Aux. Other times they stay.

>>78425 she should steal some claustro dna and give herself plant properties

>>78427 There are active and passive threats, what you're talking about is passive, and a symptom of the system. Also, don't bring up politics because you won't appreciate knowing what kind of company you keep. It's not a theory any more when they tell you to their face that's what they're doing

>>78422 Oh man. It's not even pride month yet and those people are out there

>>78427 you vill own nothing and you VILL be happy

>>78431 No german chesh allowed

>>78429 Well that's the point, you people usually don't push your beliefs in others' faces, and these people do.

>>78431 Oh my god, the communist nationalsocialist wef cheshcat from the depths of SATAN! oh what do I do, time to get my survivalist packages and flee to the forest away from the grid (where the werewolves live)

>>78434 Don't worry anon, I will fix her

>>78433 I keep hearing about Smug, and honestly I don't know what it is, I don't know where these people are coming from and I don't know why people bring it up here. I can only imagine it's some incestuous self-recursive 8ch monster fork. If your board's ideologically captured and not actually about Monstergirls It's obviously gonna be a shit place to discuss monstergirls. As we are now this is getting too meta. So I'd like to direct your attention to the fact that dark matter can't melt steel boners

This was not what I wanted. I just wanted cat girl striptease. Now the Satanist Nazis from Der Wünderland have taken over. Forgive me. I didn't know. I DIDN'T KNOW

>>78434 she also wants people to eat fruit oh my GOD she is literally the whoever is that guy behind the synthetic meat thing! She wants to synthesize a huge 12inch meat for you, oh wait, I know who is she, she's MARA!

>>78407 Why pay for milk when you can squeeze out a fresh batch from your bro? that's what bros are for

>>78436 Better for you to not ever go to that place. It's fucking cancer. >dark matter can't melt steel boners I know, it was obviously an inside (blow)job. It's clear it all happened because someone sent a few gremlins to blow you

>>78420 >But still, youtube links on an anonymous website, that's a really stupid idea. I understand your concerns, but there's only so much you can do, and this is taking it to territory that makes Linux evangelism a lost cause. You should be safe without clicking on the links, and I think there's scripts that let you replace YT embeds with Invidious, but I can't remember what they were on top of my head. Anyway, there's no way conspiracy theories about reptilians are real. Lizards just can't keep secrets.

>>78441 >The Silurian hypothesis is real but they're not that influential because all the salamanders are just living that agarthan gladiator life and they only come up to the surface to abduct husbands. The elites know, but they don't interact because the salamander girls don't care about politics.

>>78436 Obviously Lecastie was an inside job, who ups their insurance policy for dark matter bombs on their kingdom just weeks before one happens?

apopsicle clothing entrapment

>>78444 She's the entrapped one, I take it.

>>78445 she's slithered right into your t-shirt

Would you rather >Be a shota and get molested by your monstergirl aunt? OR >Be an uncle and get molested by your monstergirl niece?

>>78439 Any monster can give you a fresh batch if she wears cowprint, even the flattest loli in Sabbath

>>78447 Shota bc Auntster. I need overripe mamono body towering over me while she Ara-Aras at me.

>>78447 The existence of a niece implies the existence of very many other mg relatives I'd rather get molested by

>>78447 The first one but as a grown ass adult

>>78450 Anon getting molested by his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

>>78452 I said relative retard

i want a grapemom (adopted)

>>78441 >Lizards just can't keep secrets. Malef dragons feel upset at this comment.

>>78453 >relative retard Anon's auntie monsterized into a Wurm...

>>78456 >Doting Wurmaunt not a bad deal...

>>78402 >zoomer Dragon blasts you with fire, you're disheveled and covered in patches of soot like a cartoon character >posts a picture of that with "coming home from school and he was rapemaxxing or something, had to fight him fr fr, dude is cooked" >makes an another post 20 min later >"keep thinking about that dude from before he is actually pretty cool, am I cooked too?"

It must be stated that even though they look similar, there is a significant difference between a tanned elf and a lighter skinned dark elf. Selected below are some examples, can YOU discern them?

>>78459 am i allowed to taste test?

>>78460 A taste and sniff test are permitted

>>78459 All blue eyed ones are normal elves?

>>78461 should be easy to tell, and how she reacts will also be a huge clue.

>>78463 >>78462 knowing is half the battle

A sweaty tanned elf clothing entrapping me is fine too.

Did anyone else notice today's edition of the Rata-owned Lescatie Times was all jumbled up and full of typos? Anyone know why that is?

>>78409 I remember someone mentioning this before in one of the games thread(or was it the general). Don't think he ever found it.

>>78466 I heard they hired an intern who turned out to be a man in disguise and productivity plummeted.

>>78459 Yeah, the one on the left is AI generated garbage.

>>78469 Imagine saying this when an Automaton/Automaton's husband shows you pic of their kids

>>78470 Automatons are just predicting tokens. They don't actually have feelings.

>>78468 Is that the case? Well, the corpo heads of the Rata-media will probably have him cycled out and married by the 20th of next month.

>>78472 >The ratas in the newspaper are free >You can take them home >I have 17 rata wives