What's the appeal of danukis?

No face shadow on the danuki = no sale

>>78314 Very smart, pretty, quality mofu.

>>78314 big tail, findom

>>78307 I just wanted a soft little guinea pig giant mouse GF, why is this happening to me?...what do you mean not!Guinea is on a different not!continent? Someone call the embassy! There's been a mis

>>78317 There are ways you can make findom work with the monstrous ethos.

>>78315 Tough customer, eh? There are nukis that like that. >>78318 >soft little guinea pig giant mouse GF I'd consider capybara if I were you, unless size is a dealbreaker since they're large as far as rodents go.

>>78308 There seems to be. Centipedes are widely associated with the Underworld in Mesoamerican cultures, and specifically the aztecs. For the the centipede guards the entrance to the underworld, preventing souls from escaping. Apparently they were associated with vigilance. There is quite a bit to read. In other news, i'm telling the tacocats i'm spending my vacation in the Mictlán.

>>78320 I'd take a big ass rodent, if you know what i mean.

my sexy older danuki manager has offered to promote me, a humble shy intern, to be the chair of her meeting.

>>78314 She’s bossy and has ‘uge knockers.

>>78323 This is a quality pun. I am proud of you and award you 1 Cheshire.

>>78323 >*mmpf* >did you say something, Miss danuki? >oh no. my chair is just squeaky who knew you could completely invisible a person with just a bushy tail, pencil skirt and fat raccoon ass

The worst part about getting burned by a zoomer dragon is not the burns (you won't actually get any because mamonobama) but the fact that she will post a picture of you online and comment something like "dude is cooked" with it.

to me a zoomer dragon is one that goes really fast. like say a wyvern.

>>78327 >Don't pretend you won't enjoy the chase, officer.

>>78328 But I am cooked! I am so cooked, Chat.

a cop monster placing me under ass-rest is fine.

>>78328 At least they actually engage with the fight. A lot of ancient dragons will just stand there taking zero damage and wait for you to give up.

>>78334 only the ankle-biting whelps got something to prove

>>78334 How do ancient dragons react to being called MOMMY?

>>78336 A primal, genetic urge to be MERE'd.

Cool milf dragon who takes a liking to the anon she kidnaps for tribute and teaches him spells and history and shit

>>78156 AnonBG: I wasnt going to ask as I thought mine was too smol to qualify.

>Ara ara, you don't mind an old man like me? What happens next besides the obvious?

>>78340 a gaggle of unrelated pyrows appear to start talking about how totally dope old men are

>>78340 And that's how Anon got kidnapped by an entire Sabbath branch.

>>78341 >>78342 this communal husband stuff is a lot of work

>>78343 It is! That's why I recommend WHITE SNAKE DIRECT, the service that guarantees you only ever get one wife.

>>78344 Can they train other mamonos like manticores or Cheshires ?

>>78345 It's a scam! I ordered from WHITE SNAKE DIRECT and my hebi was just a painted lamia!

>>78346 decoration is important

>>78347 My GOD am I ever weak to black sclera.

>>78314 These are Japanese monsters, Japs have a history of being dommed by big strong people (lords of all sorts). Guess this rubs off on the profile.

>>78346 Maid academy is still the only reliable school

>>78343 Anybody who doesn't want many monster girls can all offload the unwanted extras to me! As long as they aren't vampires or crap like that.

>>78351 Got it! A big bus load of Alps, Akanames, Humpty Eggs, and Matangos are heading to your door as we speak!

>>78351 You're gonna get SO MANY lims.

>>78353 Good, give them all to me!

>>78352 Unfortunately they classify as "crap like that", so they get lost halfway claimed by some ultra degens

Would online gaming be better or worse with mamono around? I have this image of my head of a dark mage playing some online shooter, doing really poorly, and then cursing everyone in the lobby before she ragequits.

>>78356 >hacking the server's ram remotely to give herself infinite ammo

>>78355 You can't reroute the bus, you should have clarified! Do note that none of the aforementioned bus load of mamono have any vampires in their family trees! Thanks for applying for a wife through Danuki-Corp's matchmaking service!

>>78358 danuki corp's drivers are total dopes, they tend to get distracted at a moment's notice whenever they see a guy they like. So they got all lost midway when the driver got outside to blow some guy at the gas station and went off with hi

>>78359 You must be talking about the extra drivers that Danuki-Corp contracted out from OnyxHound Deliveries. All officially hired drivers working for Danuki-Corp are already married!! Please file your marriage claims with OnyxHound Deliveries, Danuki-Corp does not offer insurance benefits for contracted workers and their spouses.

>>78356 Worse, feel like a lot of game would be neutered. A different kind of DEI funded by mamonos equivalent of ESG to make game about love, sex and romance. Don't get me wrong, I would like to see games like that but I don't want to see all kind of games becoming about that. Shooter are already on their last legs, it's either : cartoon hero shooters Skinner box with no soul or grim Yearly AAA Skinner box slop with subpart gameplay Milsim who are great but very dependent on other people to create fun moments (couldn't happen with mamonos around, it would turn into web dating for autists in the BTR or worse we will become the women in online game) Tarkov.

>>78361 salamanders are going to freak

>>78361 You seem to be describing mostly big commercial crap, there's a lot of indie games. And then some games have a shit load of mods that provide good gameplay and new maps (eg Classic Doom, has been modded to hell and back)

>>78360 Well shit, I'll go get a couple hellhounds then!

>>78361 You're assuming mamono lack the ability to suspend disbelief and view something as fictional. That thought process makes Phantoms weep overly dramatic tears. Also, Salamanders and Lizards would love the the thought of having another form of combat they can compete and find a potential hubby in. So yeah, that Sally that you keep reviving in Battlefield? She's been trying to impress you with her Assault rushdown tactics. You should tell her to switch to Recon.

>>78356 >mindflayer remotely controlling multiple players to give them full control over their entire team >danuki grooming gangs roaming through childrens multiplayer games >chesh youtube channels dedicated to trolling compilations >alps getting called fags by other succubi on teamspeak >suspiciously wealthy anubi who control the markets of every big time mmo It would be exactly the same

Also speaking of combat games, I think there was a draft concept on ao3, about turning one of the unreal tournaments into a big monster girl combat+sex game. I think I might just go look for it

>>78367 ms chesh keeps telefragging me

>>78368 Then don't stand in spawn points, wtf

>>78363 Indies will thrive for sure, just like it does right now but I say shooter for a reason. I haven't enjoyed one since BF4. They're nothing. >>78362 >>78365 Maybe I'm too pessimistic. A lot type of game would get better. I would enjoy a CRPG or turn based rpg made by mamonos. I just feel like some games could never be the same

>>78370 As for shooters I don't play any big ones since mass effect, the genre has entirely been turned into a cash cow, but there are some anons putting out quality user content aka mods for the old games like doom or unreal. TBH the shooter genre is a bit exhausted, there is simply nothing new to do here.

>>78371 because you cant innovate on a shooter, all youre doing is clicking on a thing

>>78372 the same could be said of many games

>>78373 you know exactly what i mean

>>78374 Dhamps love that reference, Anon. Just roll with it. Or backdash?

>>78353 I want to see the demon lord's humblest daughter.

>>78376 The well-adjusted lims are highly sought-after. You're gonna get one who's humble because she HATES herself, and not in a fun way.

>>78376 She'd be out doing charity work. Or just running a farm

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, beware walking into dark alleys. Not only is there an increased risk of a random encounter but some of those girls are much higher leveled than normal! That means you can see P'Orc thugs breaking out the grapples!

Many mamonos will fall in the LoL loop, what a sad thought.

>>78380 I don't know what you're talking about but now I want to save a mamono from playing that soulcrushing dogshit game so that she can play the soulcrushing dogshit game that I like instead, with me

My wife will duo Gundam evo with me

>>78339 You were in the poll, so you got in. Hurry up and ask for your sketch so we may all benefit by it!

>>78381 yeah, they should play a real game, like heroes of the storm

I discovered evidence of fiendish activity

>walk the world, sail the seas, and traverse the treacherous 60,000 steps through the mist-wreathed Long Dong mountains >arrive at the chamber of the Heavenly Haku >PA system is playing the same music from the mist restaurants by your house >"What? It's relaxing."

>>78386 Brain Eno invented ambient t. not! a Haku

>>78387 >Brain Brian. Wow, definitely not a Haku.

>>78387 >sound engineer grem makes you an ambient track for your studies >it's her saying "I love you." slowed down 1500x >never tells you, takes quiet joy in it every day

>>78389 Creepy

>>78390 >grem hides the folder of all the times you said a nice thing about her while she was recording

! ! !

>>78393 I'm just out here minding my business.

>>78393 Going into the wild to photograph nature will be far more dangerous post-portal. I hope that manticores are weak to flash.

>>78353 <"hello, this is Demon Lord's mamono tips hotline" >"hello, I ummm... have a small question" >"you see, I'd like to do my wife bareback but we're not quite ready yet for kids" >"do monster girls get pregnant as easy as humans? I heard rumors that the risk of pregnancy is very low" <"ah yes we get that question a lot, you can go in raw without worries, it's true that us monsters almost never get pregnant until I figure out how to counter the curse" >"uh, you sure about that? kids are a serious commitment and I'd like to be 100% sure" <"wait hold up please-" <strained breathing is heard in the background, followed by cheers from a crowd of people" <"- ah why yes of course I made the monsterization spell myself!" >"phew thank you! I feel so assured now!" <child's scream and more crowd noises heard before the call is hurriedly hung up

>>78397 >Anon >His valk >AND >A full score of adopted daughters >All bust into the villain's lair >She reasonably guesses that this is an Echidna's husband and kids and goes into Tour Guide mode >Takes over 30 minutes for her to really understand the situation

Is it true that the Demon Lord refuses to allow mamono with 3 breasts because it is "too powerful?"

>>78328 >anon reads some monsters like Dragons like brave dudes like adventurers and dragon slayers >it's the modern times >goes and threathens schoolgirls and challenges them to a fight

>>78401 I mean, it's probably a 50-50 shot to actually work. It's better than trying to find a simple way to woo a human lady.

>>78401 I threaten hags to fight instead.

>>78403 they are too old and frail. it's irresponsible

>>78403 Same, but they always choose the dormitory as the arena and like to grapple in bed

>>78404 Hagmono are anything but frail.

I want to drink purple milk at the CC farm

>>78367 So, you found any?

>>78397 >mommy why aren't you and daddy married? >such a thing is forbidden! I am his ward and guide, to aid him in any way on his quest, to stray from that purpose would be to defy the goddess! >and any way once my champion's quest is complete I will return to the heavens for my next assignment >your going to leave us? >w-well...

>>78410 >not married >have a fucking child Chief god is FUCKING GAy.

>>78412 You people are really careless with those youtube links.

>>78413 Is that a problem?

>>78414 Youtube is a crap service that does a lot of tracking and fingerprinting, including cross-site. Youtube links on an anonymous website kinda kills the point of anonymity

>>78415 Good grief!

>>78416 >LOl PsYcHiAtRiC HeLp MeMeS Goddamn, what a lost cause.

>>78417 That's a very ample alp

>>78416 He's got a fair point, though I don't know well enough how links affect you if you don't click them, but we exist in a manifestly hostile ecosystem that wants us destroyed. Ideally we'd have our faces and names attached to every post, and a constant 24/7 stream of personalized adds before we get to subscribe to capy premium to unlock posts to view. Never forget they hate you and want you destroyed.

>>78419 If it's just a link, without any js crap attached to it, you won't get affected to it unless the website uses css fingerprinting and measures how many times you hovered your mouse cursor and/or clicked on a link. But still, youtube links on an anonymous website, that's a really stupid idea.

>>78420 On the other hand you are also taking this a little overly seriously. Not to fall back on the trite "If you're doing nothing, you have nothing to fear" line, but MG enjoyers isn't a large enough demographic for any one to care lmao

>>78417 huff sweaty alp ass

I want to leave my fingerprints on a chesh's ass

>>78423 i want to leave kiss marks on both cheeks

>>78421 This is a gremlin plant!

>>78425 It's actually Big Lim, playing psychic sleeper agents. The portals are opening but they're not wide enough yet, they can only push through mamono psychic tendrils to influence us. Why do you think KC got this idea in the first place?

>>78421 >MG enjoyers isn't a large enough demographic for any one to care lmao Anon, you don't understand the situation even halfway. Everyone is important. If technology allows for surveillance and control of everybody, they will certainly try it. Speaking of MG enjoyers in particular, smug's /monster/ is literally a right wing propaganda site that acts like a monster girl board. There's monster girl content out there but, the whole place is profoundly infused with nazi and similar propaganda. Every now and then there's a "Own nothing, be happy" kind of shill popping up. Sometimes they get bashed on and ultimately deleted by Aux. Other times they stay.

>>78425 she should steal some claustro dna and give herself plant properties

>>78427 There are active and passive threats, what you're talking about is passive, and a symptom of the system. Also, don't bring up politics because you won't appreciate knowing what kind of company you keep. It's not a theory any more when they tell you to their face that's what they're doing

>>78422 Oh man. It's not even pride month yet and those people are out there

>>78427 you vill own nothing and you VILL be happy

>>78431 No german chesh allowed

>>78429 Well that's the point, you people usually don't push your beliefs in others' faces, and these people do.

>>78431 Oh my god, the communist nationalsocialist wef cheshcat from the depths of SATAN! oh what do I do, time to get my survivalist packages and flee to the forest away from the grid (where the werewolves live)

>>78434 Don't worry anon, I will fix her

>>78433 I keep hearing about Smug, and honestly I don't know what it is, I don't know where these people are coming from and I don't know why people bring it up here. I can only imagine it's some incestuous self-recursive 8ch monster fork. If your board's ideologically captured and not actually about Monstergirls It's obviously gonna be a shit place to discuss monstergirls. As we are now this is getting too meta. So I'd like to direct your attention to the fact that dark matter can't melt steel boners

This was not what I wanted. I just wanted cat girl striptease. Now the Satanist Nazis from Der Wünderland have taken over. Forgive me. I didn't know. I DIDN'T KNOW

>>78434 she also wants people to eat fruit oh my GOD she is literally the whoever is that guy behind the synthetic meat thing! She wants to synthesize a huge 12inch meat for you, oh wait, I know who is she, she's MARA!

>>78407 Why pay for milk when you can squeeze out a fresh batch from your bro? that's what bros are for

>>78436 Better for you to not ever go to that place. It's fucking cancer. >dark matter can't melt steel boners I know, it was obviously an inside (blow)job. It's clear it all happened because someone sent a few gremlins to blow you

>>78420 >But still, youtube links on an anonymous website, that's a really stupid idea. I understand your concerns, but there's only so much you can do, and this is taking it to territory that makes Linux evangelism a lost cause. You should be safe without clicking on the links, and I think there's scripts that let you replace YT embeds with Invidious, but I can't remember what they were on top of my head. Anyway, there's no way conspiracy theories about reptilians are real. Lizards just can't keep secrets.

>>78441 >The Silurian hypothesis is real but they're not that influential because all the salamanders are just living that agarthan gladiator life and they only come up to the surface to abduct husbands. The elites know, but they don't interact because the salamander girls don't care about politics.

>>78436 Obviously Lecastie was an inside job, who ups their insurance policy for dark matter bombs on their kingdom just weeks before one happens?

apopsicle clothing entrapment

>>78444 She's the entrapped one, I take it.

>>78445 she's slithered right into your t-shirt

Would you rather >Be a shota and get molested by your monstergirl aunt? OR >Be an uncle and get molested by your monstergirl niece?

>>78439 Any monster can give you a fresh batch if she wears cowprint, even the flattest loli in Sabbath

>>78447 Shota bc Auntster. I need overripe mamono body towering over me while she Ara-Aras at me.

>>78447 The existence of a niece implies the existence of very many other mg relatives I'd rather get molested by

>>78447 The first one but as a grown ass adult

>>78450 Anon getting molested by his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

>>78452 I said relative retard

i want a grapemom (adopted)

>>78441 >Lizards just can't keep secrets. Malef dragons feel upset at this comment.

>>78453 >relative retard Anon's auntie monsterized into a Wurm...

>>78456 >Doting Wurmaunt not a bad deal...

>>78402 >zoomer Dragon blasts you with fire, you're disheveled and covered in patches of soot like a cartoon character >posts a picture of that with "coming home from school and he was rapemaxxing or something, had to fight him fr fr, dude is cooked" >makes an another post 20 min later >"keep thinking about that dude from before he is actually pretty cool, am I cooked too?"

It must be stated that even though they look similar, there is a significant difference between a tanned elf and a lighter skinned dark elf. Selected below are some examples, can YOU discern them?

>>78459 am i allowed to taste test?

>>78460 A taste and sniff test are permitted

>>78459 All blue eyed ones are normal elves?

>>78461 should be easy to tell, and how she reacts will also be a huge clue.

>>78463 >>78462 knowing is half the battle

A sweaty tanned elf clothing entrapping me is fine too.

Did anyone else notice today's edition of the Rata-owned Lescatie Times was all jumbled up and full of typos? Anyone know why that is?

>>78409 I remember someone mentioning this before in one of the games thread(or was it the general). Don't think he ever found it.

>>78466 I heard they hired an intern who turned out to be a man in disguise and productivity plummeted.

>>78459 Yeah, the one on the left is AI generated garbage.

>>78469 Imagine saying this when an Automaton/Automaton's husband shows you pic of their kids

>>78470 Automatons are just predicting tokens. They don't actually have feelings.

>>78468 Is that the case? Well, the corpo heads of the Rata-media will probably have him cycled out and married by the 20th of next month.

>>78472 >The ratas in the newspaper are free >You can take them home >I have 17 rata wives

>>78469 Ye I never really bothered to look at full res, but on closer inspection now, it's a pity.

A strong-willed rata could entrap and smuggle you into work using her tail

>>78474 Honestly it's pretty obvious even at thumbnail resolution.

>>78476 I don't really care that much.

>>78477 I mean, yeah, obviously otherwise you wouldn't have downloaded an image with that low quality.

>>78478 I just save anything that sufficiently activates the almonds. 99% of the time, AI slop doesn't do that. 1% of the time it does.

smelly tomboy ghouls

>>78480 I see them as tomboyish by default. Girly Ghouls stand out more.

>>78481 Delicate nibbles of anon's finger, rather than savage mauling

>>78481 Spooder

>>78481 Honestly tomboy gets used so often that i don't even know what it means. Usually it refers to any girl with sort hair, regardless of how girlish she acts.

>>78484 I usually think of a combination of these traits >boyish >playful >sporty/athletic >unabashed >cool rather than cute >enjoys more traditionally masculine hobbise >functional haircuts >avoids girly clothing and aesthetics >fine getting dirty/cares less about cleanliness >hard to get to open up about feelings. rarely discusses romance, even if she'd love it accompanied by some of these tropes/relationship to the guy >childhood friend >bully >assistant

>>78481 Anal the ghouls

>>78485 My ideal chesh is all the above with childhood friend and assistant tropes/relationship

>>78487 MY ideal Chesh is 3 Cheshes in a Trench Coat. They’re not lolis, either. Just really jammed in there.

ATTENTION Reports of seemingly duplicating werecats have started appearing in all of the battle sports arenas in MGC. Currently we cannot distinguish why this process happens, but it seems to only trigger whenever an opponent catgirl is already in the field. We've interviewed the affected werecats, but they don't seem to know either. <"Yeah, we were a team of two, and as soon as we pass that threshold we're all of a sudden we are four catgirls. I have like 15 clones at this point" And here's a message from the top Hakus at the MGCU. <"PLEASE STOP TRYING TO REPEAT THE CONDITIONS. WE ARE INVESTIGATING IT. DO NOT CREATE ANY MORE CATGIRLS. THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH WILL DESTROY MGC" Well, that's concerning. Hopefully none of you at home try to replicate it.

>>78488 >18 foot trench coat

>>78489 >"PLEASE STOP TRYING TO REPEAT THE CONDITIONS. WE ARE INVESTIGATING IT. DO NOT CREATE ANY MORE CATGIRLS. THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH WILL DESTROY MGC" oops

>>78489 duplicating kots? hmm. never fear, I'm on the case. in order to distinguish them I will bring purple clothing and purple hair dyes

>>78489 LMAO! 2 CAT!!1

>>78485 tomboy horc bully

>>78493 2Cat2Curious

Anyone else having issues with the nextcloud archive? Gives me a 403

>>78496 Works for me right now, but I saw a Cloudflare message before it loaded, so maybe that's why it doesn't for you.

>>78383 From the AO3 post: Ok, for my commish: A kiki ofc I'm thinking of a Dark Mage sitting on a broomstick dropping off a KikiMaido onto her new Anon-Mashtah's doorstep. The Kiki in her trad-victorian style maido uniform and hanging off the broomstick usinv one gand and ger little suitcase in the other. . [Yes, it's a visual pun on a certain Ghibli movie]

>>78498 Porco Rosso?

>>78499 Howl's Uncleaned Castle. ;)

finna be loosh farmed by lilim rn

>>78500 i was pulling your leg. but i am looking forward to kiki

>>78503 Or for the SpanishKots: LaPuta - Kiki in the sky

>>78502 >Loosh Farming >The act of getting a reaction from someone in hopes of ingesting the energy produced by human emotion. This is some advanced zoomer slang.

>>78505 no cap on god

Rata news here It seems the Hakus at MGC have finally found out the origin of the mysterious catgirl duplication. It turns out that the catgirl already inside the arena was being given a catgirl spawner, meaning as the announcer was calling the enemy werecats the Arena's spawner and the Catgirls spawner activated at the same time, duplicating the catgirl. Our sources report great relief from the Hakus, as this means this duplication was not happening inside the regular homes, to the dismay and disappointment of many.

>>78508 >40 year old zoomer HOW

>>78509 developmental arrestment

>>78509 s-she's a zoomer in plant years. she's NOT a hag. she is definitely NOT a hag in denial. claustro's can't be hags! they are smug and brattish!

>>78509 Time progresses linearly.

>>78511 Plenty of smug and brattish hags out there. Ms Claustro has nothing to me ashamed of.

>>78508 >skibidi saccos

>>78512 Ugh, fuck that noise. I need a time gremlin.

>>78507 Wait, why do I have a dozen of Cheshires in my living room? I don't mind so don't take them away but the spawner thing doesn't explain it

>>78513 >Excuse me for one second >Flytrap closes >Incredibly muffled generational crashout claustro noises

>>78516 on one hand, drowning in a sea of mamono is funny and kind of hot, but on the other I would only want it as an end to my life (or a story) because continuing to drown in a sea of mamono is a high-maintenance pain in the butt with no time or space for anything else

I planted a sacco near my claustro to be a good and guiding influence on the little piece of shit. Thank god their plants get in the way so they can't both rape me at once.

>>78517 >>Incredibly muffled generational crashout claustro noises Understandable. Once she gets to hag, if she stays single for too long she'll get shipped to hagville. If only there was a willing anon to relieve her from that psychological burden.

>>78518 I like to imagine it as a fun weekend with your wife and her doppelganger potion clones, cut out the logistic issues

>>78520 >the hags welcome her >one of us >one of us hagville ain't no place for a plant like her. the first anon who walks past her pot of shame she's going to crash out on like >YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT OF HERE

>>78401 >anon sets out to slay a dragon >picks a dragon who is actually a trained soldier <"Your stance is too narrow." <"No, your feet are too close together, it makes it easy for me to knock you down. Take about a quarter step forward and to your left." <"Drop the shield, too. It's only going to slow you down." <"Yes, I can see the flame enchantments but that won't stop me from melting the ground underneath you. Partial protection is worse than no protection when you're fighting a dragon." <"A one handed sword isn't ideal either. You should be using a two handed sword or in this case a lightweight polearm." <"Look, I like your energy but you obviously aren't prepared for this. How about we do some training and then you can try again?"

>>78523 Honestly that's a good ending

>>78524 Yeah, it’s cute. Would watch multiple seasons of these two slooooooooowly getting romantic.

>>78508 >floricular got brutally agemogged by anon giving her a mamono mana spike :wilted claustro emoji:

Flytraps are known to go through 'dormancy' periods, where they turn brown and start to wilt. They aren't dead or dying. If you see a claustro looking wilted and sad for herself, beware. She may just be napping over the winter. You may find yourself gobbled up and made to apologise for interrupting her snooze with aggressive hugging.

I'd love to fuck her fly traps if you catch my drift

>>78528 Her sleeves? LEWD.

>>78529 Do you think she also has a flytrap...you know..."down there"?

>>78530 >Feed me, Seymour <Does it have to be cum? >Yes! <Does it have to be human? >Yes! >Does it have to be mine? >YES!

>>78531 well I fucked that up but whatever

>>78531 IF YOU WANT A RATIONALE IT ISN'T VERY HARD TO SEE NO NO NO STOP AND THINK IT OVER PAL THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME

>>78512 Eat more shoggloaf.

>>78534 That's what you said last time and we all ended up in the Yith Central Archives getting tentacle groped

>>78535 Better than the time everyone ended up at the Great City of Sith.

>>78536 I'll take the small city of Seadhe.

>>78537 Is it near the city of Dilate?

>>78538 Dilate is actually a district inside of Sidhe.considering what fairies have to do go have sex

How does one tour the city of fairies?

>>78540 You first have to ask a pixie for a shrinking spell, and then you have to either hope you get invited there or the fairy consulate gives you an entry permit.

>>78540 You could ask nicely. Fairies are pretty cool.

>>78541 >Do this in this order >Ask for shrinking spell first >Go to fairy consulate >The diplomat is a titania >>78542 >Asked why you want to visit the highly secretive city of the fairies that no human is EVER allowed to see (mysterious ooooh) >"Why do you want to visit our highly secretive city that no human is EVER allowed to see, anon? (oooooh from fairy on her shoulder)" >"I think fairies are cool" >permission granted

>>78543 Oh, man. Now I’m excited even though it isn’t really a real thing.

>>78544 They say any who have entered the mysterious city of the fairies have never come back... Except if they are already married, of course.

Hebis can sometime be a bit clingy

>>78546 That's what we love about Hebi.

>>78545 >>78544 >They say anyone who goes to the leanan sidhe art gallery on 4th street is cursed, and never returns. >EVER. >It's true! >When I went there last week, even though the art was amazing, it was definitely cursed. Yep. >Come on, we can go together and I'll prove it!

CometGuy! Your order for a flirty Nura has arrived. Enjoy!

>>78549 Hell Yeah! My Favorite Mamono is looking great!

>>78459 all i know is short hair = good

>>78549 Nice Nurarihyon

>>78524 I would enjoy a lizardman mode dragon. One has to wonder what made Anon different from the other guys she might have flamed or run off though.

>>78554 A dragon can tell the difference between a man who just wants to impress her and a man who actually wants to kill her.

>>78550 >putting a stupid pajama hat over those magnificent fluffy years God I hate t*ouhou

>>78556 It's so that you can cum on the hat and have her wear it.

>>78556 >>78557 Her ears are sacred and reserved only for her lover.

>>78558 I'm going to molest those ears, RAW, and make her unfit for marriage.

>>78559 That's how you end up having a shotgun wedding

>>78560 Instructions unclear; married a shotgun.

>>78561 Hey, little sister shotgun

>>78560 Who's the one wielding the shotgun in Ran's case?

>>78563 as if you need to ask. now go make Chen a little sister.

>>78563 Both Yukari and Chen

>>78565 >a little sister. I'm afraid that with foxes, it's never just "a" little sister.

>>78567 i fail to see the problem

>>78568 In that case I'll take the ancient Eldritch abomination

>>78569 pic unrelated? thats clearly a 18 y/o girl

>>78489 >cat bandit A/B/C rpgs have prepared me for this

>>78569 Eldritch sagginess

>>78555 >A dragon can tell the difference between a man who just wants to impress her and a man who actually wants to kill her. Put like that, I now understand why that "trying to beat up a zoomer Dragon schoolgirl" concept resonated with me. It's a clash of high- and urban fantasy and gap moe that could only happen in MGE

What's the technical term for a bro who alps? An aBROtion What'd the Anon say when he finally remembered his batcat childhood friend? CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED

Chesh and bogie having a pun battle with me in the middle (or sandwiched between their asses).

>>78575 >xavier renegade angel phone booth.mp4

>>78562 I like to think of Shotgun-chan as more the cool oneesan. Maybe a little tomboy coded.

>>78413 Me when I think about Cheshires: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTD-YVwWVig

>>78423 >candlegeist keeps her body cool where you slapped and grabbed her, recording your lust like a roman wax tablet >she can warm herself back up but she prefers you doing it

>>78540 >>78541 >>78543 >>78544 >>78545 >>78548

>>78582 >Kisses, Please.

>>78582 >>78584 I love you LN

>>78584 I would hire a Titania as my guide, I would feel guilty if I ended stretching up a normal fairy

>>78587 I don't think that was Miss Anubis' plan at all!

>>78582 >>78584 Titania is a great lady, and the Leanan and Succ are just more proof that ALL SMOLMONO ROCK.

>>78586 Yeah fairies are too much in the small size, dwarves on the other hand I bet they are quite strong, pudgy and sturdy so they would be a pleasure to impregnate

>>78586 >I would feel guilty if I ended up using living armor as armor >I would feel guilty if I ended up using a candlegeist to light my path >I would feel guilty if I ended up making a core waste her venom on me this is what you sound like

>>78592 NTA but you proved him right. We don't deserve this much.

>>78592 not him but just because they like it doesn't mean I'm comfortable with it none of those things you listed have the same flavor of would-be violence that I just find offputting to be expected to do if a woman derived pleasure from physical abuse and didn't feel any pain from it I still wouldn't want to do it

>>78594 What if she derived physical pleasure from good clean math jokes? Would that make the calculus different?

>>78594 i bet you eat slime

>>78596 NTA, but she's not slime when she's just loafing around.

>>78598 Oh, no! A smug girl! My ONE WEAKNESS!

>>78598 >Fluid tension makes it impossible to get anything out of the bottle >Like those tiny hot sauce bottles, only worse and more expensive FAIRIEEEEEEES!

>>78595 I am not smart enough to make or understand math jokes, ms cheshtaku's prince is behind another keyboard >>78596 I don't know what you mean by this but I make sure I only eat clean food

>>78595 fairy will find your limit as you approach climaX by applying the squeeze theorem

>>78598 it would be rude to refuse a gift

>>78603 I know that the 'core made a lot of effort to make me that bottle of milk but the spine infusing into it is a little bit grim

>>78604 is it much different than a stick of cinnamon in there? does dried dryad bark have a different flair?

>>78605 It's different because it was part of organic mammal body and she's still alive. I would drink it but only after pondering my life choices

>>78603 Especially from a friend.

epically pranked by batcat sandwich artist using her own homemade toothpicks in the turkey club triangles

>>78598 Yeah she's totally not going to kidnap you the second you drink that.

once again I am pondering on what ms core could do with me and pixie dust

>>78598 Wait, you need a potion permit?

>>78612 But I have rights! Constitution says so, and so does Sally Gooddanuki!

>>78610 Nothing that should be filmed or put to words On the other hand, turning the 'core into a temporary smolcore is ok

>>78612 Can a dragon handle her potions?

>>78615 Yes but does a dragon want to become a pocket dragon?

>>78616 How else could I give her a ride for once?

>>78616 You don't understand, there could be treasure in small, hard to access places. Dragon has played videogames and understands this concept now.

>>78614 but I wanna go in there

>>78612 fine, i lel'd

>>78619 I didn't say that you shouldn't

>>78617 >>78618 Ok maybe normal dragons would, maybe, but malef would never

With vampires, you can be a blood donor AND a sperm donor AND have an easy commute to volunteer at the bats and wolves shelter ANNDD... technically you'd be performing in-home care for the elderly. It's a numbers thing, you should take advantage of it but don't bring it up.

>>78622 She'd be very capable of protecting you from inside of your pocket. You can venerate her by giving her uppies.

>shrink your guard mamono >GAO GAO GAO GAO GAO GAO HISSSSSS >slowly bring her back to size >GAO GAO GRRRRrrrr rrrrrr hhhmh *koff* yes, well, enough of that. Let us away, darling.

>>78626 Small mamonos are more aggressive and feral, be careful

Best way to avoid getting raped by the demon army? Enlist in the demon army!

>>78628 That was my plan, becoming a chaos warrior for the dark goddess and trying to achieve impressive feats in battle to win my wife's hand

>>78628 It's true, they're much gentler to the cute human boys that choose to be there. They also have a nice benefits package. No dental plan, but monster saliva prevents cavities so you don't really need that.

>>78630 They also have a great healthcare and can even revive you if you sign the option in the case that you die

>>78631 You can just have Ms Lich sit on your face and become an undead immortal.

>>78633 But I wouldn't like that. If I have to die and get revived, it should be to help the demon lord army bring a new Eden

Do you think movie director Leanan Sidhe would accept the pitch for genderswapped version of Kingsajz ("Kłinsajz") or is the premise too outlandish for audiences in the city of fairies?

>>78635 When the 55-year-old Kiki who still remembers her childhood behind the Iron Curtain submitted her script to the contest, she did not expect much. And yet, the combination of fantastical imagination and gritty cold war era oppressive imagery in the staging made the judge's wings flutter

>>78635 Seksmisja, but it's about Alps trying to make the last male (at least they think so) anons alp

>>78628 Only if i get to wear cool armor and be the elites that charge in after the zombie first wave has softened them up.

Would you go for the aunt or for the daughter?

>>78622 Shrunken malef can still curl up on your lap, but now she has to do it in full dragon form. Normally it's the size of an apartment building but because her base form is shrunk it's only the size of a large cat.

>>78640 That's nice, me love some black cat

>>78639 Can one exist without the other? Can one exist without MANY of the other?

>>78642 How many nieces could you handle before your auntster start getting jealous you spend more time with your nieces than with her?

>>78642 The swarm is inescapable. You take an abadonfolk away from the swarm and she'll just end up making a new swarm and eventually metamorphosise into an abaddon.

>>78644 The swarm might be inescapable, but it can be contained.

>>78644 With the psi emitter the swarm can be directed as we please Away from our own bachelors, or, towards our rivals'.

>>78635 I'm just going to keep pitching my "remake Evangelion as hardcore porn starring some dork and lots of horny mamono (including his Living Armor mom!)" idea to Miss Leanan until she kills me or makes it.

>>78639 Aunt. Don't get me wrong, the daughter is great, but my heart belong to >MEATY >OLDER >WOMEN

>>78639 Neither I want someone as old as me

>>78649 I want a massive, ANCIENT woman.

>>78582 >>78584 >>78590 Fairy city cute >>78587 So much so it causes other monsters to act cute >>78612 Kek

>>78649 Monster grandparents can be busy, so you can have auntster your age.

>>78590 I want some of this

>>78651 MANY monsters are cute all on their own... but yes, fairies make everything cuter. If you strap a fairy to a charCUTErie board, the positive feedback loop will feed MILLIONS

>>78652 I would like to avoid blood relatives. In a ideal scenario I die, get reincarnated and get a chance to experience childhood friend romance with a chesh/manticore/kiki/'yip

>>78655 Best I can do is put you in a shitty RV and park it outside a middle school full of pyrows.

>>78656 If that's the best you can do, i'm pretty sure he can do better than you.

>>78656 May I keep the RV as my private domicile?

>>78657 >can do better than you Yeah, that tracks. >>78658 Good luck keeping it "private" in that environment, but you can try!

>>78659 >This is my private domicile and I will not be harrassed, bitch! Always wanted to say that, even if a Balrog then comes and does harass me

>>78656 It's nothing I want, I will just wait to die the old fashioned way.

>>78661 You just give up like that? Just walk two blocks down to the next pub and you'll find a cheshire comedian giving the worst talk show you've ever heard.

>>78662 >So... indecent exposure laws, am I right? I mean, what is up with that?

>>78662 But no childhood friend and no core memories. Might as well wait and retry

>>78664 Friendship can be formed and memories can be made. Better than waiting 80 years in self imposed isolation.

When even a prolonged letter campaign had resulted in nothing more than a humorous reading of her words by a mocking radio host, Francine decided to take the matter into her own hands. On the internet you can buy anything, even decomissioned Army of Eros ordinance with the serial numbers filed off. Demon Silver tips for ease of entry, each round carried enough of a punch to get even a DMV bureucrat to sing "That's Amore", and she had multiple magazines of the stuff. Now all she had to do was wait.

>>78667 W-waiting for what?

>>78668 For her target to walk into the love zone.

>>78667 When I want to do it it's wrong and a crime but if a mamono does it, it's a beautiful.love story. I hate MGC

>>78667 Imma sneak up behind this dog and nibble her ear. For luck.

>>78670 >When I want to do it it's wrong and a crime Skill issue. Should have just shot your shot and dealt with the consequences later.

>>78671 >dog That's a Kiki, look to the feathered wrists.

>>78673 Kikis are in the wolf family, therefore, they are dogs.

>>78670 >succubus makes eye contact with me while sliding her tail in and out of her pussy >no one looks twice at her >I make eye contact with succubus while sucking my own dick >everyone on the train stares at me like I'm some kind of freak the double standard is real

>>78675 This guy removed two ribs just to own a Succubus

>>78673 Not gonna lie, I never looked beyond those nibble-able ears.

Oh right it's Friday, exotic auntster are coming to visit today

>>78678 I will ask Auntie Anubis to bend over so i can nibble dem ears!.

Hmmm nibbling kot ears

>>78680 Anon no, its a trap! One you nibble her ears the cat in the shadows will jump you. They'll steal your heart, your seed, AND your wallet!

>>78681 Yippiiiii more kots

>>78682 >Three or four kots jump Anon >One of them makes it out of the alley, her slightly slower companion trips and is dragged back into the alley to the screams of "He's a Kot-head! A Kot-head!"

>>78683 All the kots will be petted and loved, willing or not

>>78684 The Nyanth Street gang was nuever the same after that day.

>>78684 a dangerous game

>>78685 It will grow in size, reach and power >>78686 For who?

>>78686 >CQC >Cat Quarters Coombat

>>78686 This is why you edge the headpat, makes kots basically beg for it.

>>78689 bellyrub gets countered a lot too cats seem to have complicated feelings about it

>>78691 A good pet owner knows what best for them

>>78680 Nekomatas doing heart symbol with their tails is my favorite shit ever

>>78694 Same, it's so simple but also extremely cute

What is the most extreme play/sexual act you and your waifu have done or wants to do? For me, it's being pinned on the bed by my Bapho with her scythe, forcing me to drink mixture of poisons that increase my sensitivity, then let my Bapho drink the doppoganger potion then ravish me until I am a senseless absolute mess.

>>78696 Extreme core venom overdose. I'm talking amounts that would normally kill you from blood pressure or a heart attack if mamonobanana wasn't involved. Followed by mindbreaking hours of edging and orgasm denial until a release so strong that again, it could kill someone without mamonobanana.

>>78697 I have never done this to a girl. I don't know how it would feel. She doesn't know either though so we're even.

>>78696 BDSM stuff with subcore/chesh

>>78702 This but a dom chesh who is incredibly cringe with her dirty talk

>>78703 So the opposite

>>78704 yes

>>78705 Lol

>>78696 >What is the most extreme play/sexual act you and your waifu have done or wants to do? Abandonment play and edging. See it's funny but even though we're soulbound she put my soul in this reality and teases me with her existence, and I have no choice but to wait for the portals...

>>78696 gts

>>78678 I prefer the classical kind, a Fox auntster is enough for me

>>78709 >The Vixen puts on [Glasses] >Perception increased >Auntster appeal increased >Klutz debuff added (they're not her prescription)

>>78709 HAGS!!!

>>78711 I consider fox sometimes, they have certain appeal

>>78711 It should be illegal to combine hag buffs, fluff buffs, and brown buffs all in one monster like that.

>>78711 If I pull that needle off, would she cum?

>Crows feet and maybe laugh lines >Otherwise youthful skin >GIANT titties and ass >Gravity makes them hang in a way that's arguably better >No cellulite God, I wish aging worked like that in real life. I need to take better care of myself so I can be a hot old man when portals open.

>>78696 hardcore energy drain. i want her to straight up suck my soul out and roll her tongue over it a few times before putting it back. then she calls the safeword, asks if im okay and says she'll never do it again.

>>78696 licking the sweat off her ENTIRE body

>>78716 >God from the Nile >Eternally roaming >To swallow the light >Behold the derriere of a pharaohhhhh

>>78709 For me it's Danuki auntster but Foxes are fine too

Tiny rusty spotted cheshire or gaint maine coon cheshire?

>>78714 no, that's the safety pin, if you pull it out she'll become unsafe

Cuddly aftercare after destroying anon mind body and soul in bed

>>78726 Well, now that you said that, I'm pulling it immediately.

>>78726 I will pull it and hug her really hard, nothing bad will happen

>>78724 Maine Coon nekomata.

>>78730 The werecat game is strong with Main Coon girls. Its hard to say no.

>>78724 Giant Maine Coon Cheshire. With authentic Maine accent and desire for lobster rolls.

>>78724 Big maine Cheshire but that's true for any kots (even 'core). I want a lot of petting and brushing time

Maine Coons are such amazing cats.

>>78734 >draw a wolf >call her a cat

>>78735 if you look closely you'll see the collar has a cat bell and not a cowbell or wolfbell

>>78734 It's also one of like two cat breeds I'm able to name. >>78735 And that's why she's best girl.

>>78737 They're also ragdoll cats, they go limp when being carried

unsealing foxes is rewarding work

>>78738 >ragdoll cats Do they make the source engine ragdoll sound when it happens?

>>78740 Only the cheshos

>>78739 Shibari the fox, unbound the fox, shibari the fox, unbound the fox, etc etc

>>78739 Stupid bitch thinks it's some kinky abandonment play, but I was just tired of her bullshit and wanted a peaceful evening.

>>78743 Bad husband. You don't deserve the fox maid.

>>78744 He's just being bratty.

>>78743 That fox actually doesn't deserve it though. She likes it, but she doesn't deserve it.

>>78658 The RV is just a generic White Van with 'Free Cummy' roughly painted on the side.

>>78748 >Buncha Pyrows lined up outside. >A few more peering in through the windows.

>>78749 So clearly a trap, and yet I couldn't resist it. I don't think I'd even notice the sign.

>>78750 Anon, there's nothing wrong with admitting you are attracted to Pyrows!

>>78751 That's what I was doing. This unc is mad weak to pyrow.

>>78751 but what if the pyrow is a spy?

It's sad and mad when a pyrow/balrog is older than you but more hip than you.

>>78754 I don't understand; why would you want MORE hip than her?

pyrow having an existential crisis when you remind her that she's nearly thirty

>>78756 She can join the 40 y/o UNClaustro crashing out over her age. Throw anon and her in the plant and let them hug it out.

>>78756 Do gyaru have early midlife crises? Will she feel the need to quit her job, buy a motorcycle, and divorce her husband? Wait, not that last one.

>>78758 She morphs into a cool, nice mom at the end of it.

>>78759 >cool pyrow mom I doubt the veracity of this statement since I've never seen one of these

Do older pyrows still dress young? Because hags dressed in clothes for young women are my weakness.

>>78759 how does a cool monster mom differ from the standard model?

>>78762 They become a part of a delicious meal, Oyakodon

>>78760 C'mon, man. Just frickin' posted >>78755

>>78755 >>78764 I don't like that trashy old Pyrows, I prefer the Vada hag Pyrows

>>78765 I agree Too close to 3DPD

>>78767 Fair enough. This an OK palette cleanser?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that an easy way to identify the spirit haunting your home is to hear the noises they make. Generic calling or laughter can be ghosts while the more tsundere, angry grumbling may be a specter. If she's reciting shakespere its probably a phantom while J-Pop means you've still got a ghost but she's likely some weird oriental spirit. you have to check the latter for a programming sock on the tail to see if she's legitimate or one of those 'weeb' spirits.

>>78770 Can you attract a spirit to your house? With, like, I dunno, spirit snacks? I think it'd be pretty cool to have a spook in the house.

when you tell your ren-xiongmao tour guide you DON'T want to help propagate an endangered species (she's already planning to chloroform you for struggle snuggles later)

If a guy jumps into an arachne's web nobody bats an eye when she rapes him. But when a guy jumps into the ocean suddenly it's not ok for a mermaid to cop a feel or leave a hickey on his thigh. Ridiculous.

>>78767 >portals open >anon's perfect waifu emerges from it and goes for a deep hug >he backs away with disgust >"Too close to 3DPD"

>>78773 Arachne made the web herself and it's on the guy if he chooses to jump into it. The ocean is mostly a public area and it doesn't count unless he chose to go to the mermaid's underwater house.

>>78773 Only if you're on Order territory. You should see what the royal makai nereids are allowed to do.

>>78327 >policewoman down, i repeat policewoman down bad >dispatching officer Chen, the dragon!

>78778 Gacha is not welcomed.

>>78772 >tour guide goes on about how her species is endangered >side glance at your phone with the current (rather large) population statistics

>>78779 >sad Echidna noises

>>78780 Large is subjective really. The necessary population of a certain species depends on that species.

>>78772 I do want to propagate Jinkos though.

>>78783 Do the jinkos want to propagate you?

It's koturday's noon but I don't have a not to share drinks with. Life is cruel

>>78785 NTA but Fuck you that's just mean

Even with legs it won't stop them from clinging with their whole body

suddenly, adopted by a hellhound

>>78790 In a dark club they might pass for elves

>>78790 I was very confused for a moment. I thinnk hebis look best as snakes.

>>78793 This x 1000.

>>78785 are we asking them?

tell me about the regional variations of jinko. the orange jinko from the humid jungles. the ones in the cold snowy mountains. and this one, who has giant beans.

>>78796 I'm not a jinkologist, so all I know is she has scritchable ears.

>>78796 Eeny-meeny-miney-moe catch the tiger by the toe

>>78797 ahhh. you have a good eye sir. yes she has scritchable ears. you can tell the measure of a man by where he looks at the jinko. the ears? the tail? the paws? the fluff? the lewd bits?

>>78796 my country used to have lynxes back in the day so i would guess a lynx like jinko

>>78800 I had a Lynx as a kid. It was OK. Not many games for it.

>>78800 you should do your part to revive your big cat population.

>>78804 She's an invasive species!

>>78802 I wouldnt mind On the topic of my homeland we celebrate saint teodor and horses today do you think horse adjecent mamonos would be celebrate post DOTR? how would mamono existence affect human celebrations/holidays

>>78804 Balkan lynx and eurasian lynx would dissagree with you the eurasian lynx is still residing in parts of scandinavia

>>78804 >nor were any big cats Cave lion says otherwise as near as 8k years ago there were panthera in europe

>>78808 >The 8000 year old jinko returns to reclaim her homeland scary!

>>78806 We (and our cousins down south) celebrate the Kalevala today

>>78809 >ancient monstergirls are coming back > somehow 8000 year old jinko is the least of our problem >CAVE BEARS >24000 year old grisly girls >be me hiker >go on a hike >everything goes well >UNGA BUNGA the cave bear Grizzly appears >she is very tall, has scars and is chubby >hits me over head with big stick >carries me to her cave >fucks my brains out >I wake up >fear.cave painting >she hugs me and starts cooing into my ear like one would a small animal IS IT OVER BROS?

>>78811 Gatherer problems. Us hunterchads go out looking for Mammoth booty

>>78812 >be me gatherer chad get strong wife > be you, grug the huntercel >got herbivore Giant elk wife >me and my bear wife laugh at you long time

Do you think men figured out how to do cave paintings all by themselves or did the Fair Folk exist even then with their arts and crafts?

>First ice age for you? >You'll get used to them

>>78811 youre forgetting aurochs and cave bears are basically pandas, the arctodus are what youre looking for

>>78816 >Holst >Mino >Auroch Cow, cower, cowest

>>78814 >be me gatherer chad >my 2 and 2 th son,Grak, a bit strange >speaks to fire >eat strange mushroom >speaks to stone cave >says stone speaks back >says small womenfolk dressed in fine fur tell him things >stupid son but still son >me and wife care for him >one night he reaches into fireplace, not get burn >he be great shaman in time after this now! >starts drawing on cave wall >we think he might have gone the way of the purrrrr-ple jinko(cheshira, me no like her tribe) >he marries fire woman soon after >their cave never cold >me proud of shaman son grak

>>78816 your opinion cave hyenas?

>>78819 the kaftar

What a wholesome photo. Look how happy their manager looks to be surrounded by such hard working girls.

>>78809 I like battle jinko, i want to pet her

>>78821 Think he might need a new suit...

>>78815 >gronk no want get used to them >gronk and grak move closer to fire mountain >graks brother tomp(he make big tomp sound when walk) become huntercell, we sad long time >tomp you stupid, tomp will scare prey >tomp meets stanger fire woman, she has tail and wing and horn and fire >tomp no longer Huntercell > tomp and tomp wife move away, closer to fire mountain >make fire tribe

>>78824 After seeing Avatar 3, I have become very interested in mating with big fire tribe women

>>78800 Germany?

>>78826 Bulgaria

>>78827 >Bulg Anon confirmed for GAY

>>78827 You still have bears at least

>>78825 >you need go to fire mountain >maybe you meet big fire woman maybe you meet small fire woman

>>78829 yeah they are becoming a problem recently due to climate change >>78821 he looks like he needs to something to lower his Blood pressure

Cats are getting uppity today

>>78831 yeah well, im sure 5 monsters twice his size gangraping him won't help, but at least the aftercare might.

>>78832 good thing I don't go to clubs then

>>78832 zzzzzoooooooooooooooooomj! Kitty cat dance party!