>>79621 miss wurm's got some lovely mittens

>>79619 >monster, man cool and scary >monster, woman cute and sexy Many such cases!

>>79623 Yeah, but I also want a monster lady who is cool and scary. If she's not scary, how do I know she can make me feel safe?

Unironically though, vampire feet

>>79625 Are you the "clack" guy?

>>79626 No but I admire his work.

Personally, I'm more of a "pap" guy

>>79624 here's your cool and scary ladies anon, cute and sexy + cool and scary can't be mixed in todays gaming market, you'll just have to settle with boobsnakes and dragirls.

my mamono wife's footsteps would be silent (she's not a kunoichi she just doesn't wear shoes)

Watch out! The hags are here!

<*CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <"Oh Honey, you're awake" <CRRRRRRRRRRRRR CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <"I made you breakfast" <*more machinegun leg noises*

>>79629 >now waifuize them

>>79632 The dream

>>79632 A slipper for each one seems fair. FETCH ME THE MAD COBBLER.

>>79635 I don't have money for that, I'm just going to buy a few cans of plastidip.

>>79636 Why would you ever want to silence your wife's heavenly steps?

>>79637 I prefer the slower thru of bipedal or quadrupedal movement. The ululating whisper of serpentine movement is also nice, but the TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP of a manypede can be overwhelming.

>>79624 dragons would never miss an opportunity to show off

>>79639 >but the TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP of a manypede can be overwhelming. >Disappointed Oomukade puts her tap shoes back into the closet. Someday...

>>79640 its a bit jarring when its a situation that absolutely dosent call for it. like, calm down lady, your landlord called me here to fix your plumbing. you dont need to have a 10 minute long monologue, waxing poetic about how "there shall be an opulent reward for thy services... if we deem it satisfactory". bitch, you aint even paying.

>Oomuu is spooked >Ooomu instinctively retreats to a safer place at higher ground >Oooomu thus crawls up anon, spiralling up his body >Ooooomu gets most of her body above his waist line, which is no mean feat, given her length >Oooooomu has formed a sort of centipede ball/clump, balanced precariously on his shoulders and head >Ooooooomu up an anon is like an elephant up a tree, it's not a matter of if, it's when >TIMBER

>>79643 My instinct when I am spooked is to grab onto the nearest oomukade and nibble her neck.

Me, on my way to the local Human Supremacist meeting

>>79647 >why is this cretin walking around with a medieval helmet on his head?

>>79648 monster LOVE the helmet look

>>79647 >human boys are the BEST

>>79640 That's a good point. >>79642 This kind of shit's adorable and I'm here for it. Every man appreciates a good monologue.

>>79648 It's a discord meme

>>79648 >>79647 > its kinda hot though < he's cute! > i bet he writes cursive... < dosent do it for me girls, cant handfeed him with that thing in the way > needs magic correction

>>79647 >doors shut themselves behind him damn monsters and their honeypot traps

>>79652 >The radio said <"No, Anon. You are the discord trannies." >and then Anon was Alp

>>79654 meant for >>79653

>>79654 >turn around >pic related motherfucking portals man.

>>79657 Oh god. As long as I don't move or get an erection they can't see me, everyone knows foxes can only see movement, dicks, and moving dicks. That purple one with the steam censor is cute though...

>>79657 I'll turn around again and I'll KEEP turning around until I'm looking at one (just one) mamono of a species I like a lot

>>79657 >"Welcome to the Royal Makai, fuckboy!" I wonder if the demons would give him a head start or just correct him on the altar >>79659 Druella will help you out if you ask nicely.

I am sick. I need a comfy mamono to take care of me.

>>79648 That's tin foil hat so the monsters wouldn't suggest lewd thoughts into his head

>>79661 Sounds like you need a soft, older Kiki to make you soup and clean your house as you rest.

>>79663 Does she get EXTREMELY mommy domme the second I am feeling better?

>>79661 https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ looks like 3 monsters are fighting over who gets the honor, you'll have to decide between them.

>>79664 >"Master, now that you are better, I think its time she have a talk." >The Kiki straddles your waist and pulls away her maid outfit in a single pull, revealing that much of her top was a corset/bra mix that her chest is trying to overflow while a pair of matching panties with plenty of frills mixed with a garter cut into her thighs and rear. >"Its not good for you to work yourself so much, please allow your maid to better educate you on the need for proper rest and care~" >You're not sure where she got the matching, silk bindings or how she got them around your wrists and ankles so quickly but you had to admit she was VERY thorough in her 'lesson'

>>79665 Oh random, why are you so cruel

>>79660 >go through 20-odd doors into random locations populated by horny and eager bands of mamono >keep turning around looking for a non-group situation >finally find self in a dimly lit office, silent but for the rhythmic ticking of a clock. a faint smell of scotch hangs in the air >she looks up with reddened, slightly-hopeful eyes >"oh hey it's Druella, 100somethingth daughter of the demon queen >what's up bro? >never thought I'd run into you like this haha. damn that's crazy >you know any marriagable mamono? I'm looking for someone energetic, fluffy, nice, and fun to be around" >she just sighs and puts her head back down

>>79669 Poor Druella. She deserves a happy ending too. Her sisters are getting worried about all the "art" she's been commissioning.

>>79670 She's hunting some kid in one of the fics, wish her luck.

>>79668 Turning down a cupid?? My god.

>>79672 >mantis >ice queen >werebat >humpty That's what I meant. 4 out of 6 are fucked up. That's why they call it a Crapshoot

>>79665 >Blue Oni >Wight >Satyros Miss Wight has glowing eyes so I pick her. Plus, she lives in a castle so she's basically just a featherless kiki.