Mantis are cute but no fluffy bits

Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast! What's a good rhyme for the word vessel? Asking for a friend.

>Mantis - The insect monster >Mantis - An affectionate name for a group of manticores ???

>>79416 >Mantis - A misspelling of Mantits

>>79417 Horny_sabbath_girl_noises.mdi

BUG THREAD!

>>79415 Nestle, if you don't mind the rhymed part being spelled differently. >>79416 Imagine Mantis and Manticore with swapped personalities.

>>79420 Mantis (the boog) autism is a core (as in essential) part of her identiy, whereas for mantis (the beastwoman) her personality is less a core (as in essential) part of the core (as in the monster) identity, because of the tail and the venom and the batcat thing.

there should be more single species islands to become shipwrecked upon like fat elf island

>>79421 Focus on the hardcore kuu 'Core, then.

>>79422 I can hear that elf ara araing from here.

sea boogs

>>79425 nobody expects the diving bell spider

>>79422 single-species island that is approximately 100 feet in diameter is is populated by three cheshires to keep themselves busy they have perfected an always-on slapstick comedy routine. through method acting over decades they have completely forgotten how to not act like the three stooges. flotsam is a constant, but outside of food and drink, all is sacrificed to them beating each other over the head with things, tripping over things, and creating sets that survive a few hours at most. there is no escape

>>79426 I expected her. I didn’t expect to be gangcuddled by social spiders

>>79426 Well yeah, diving bell spider is a freshwater species.

Thanking Axem and Contest runner-kun once again for my beautiful Imp, and now with pride I present a little tale called The Imp of Perverseness and the Pimp from Inverness - A Story Told All in Verse! https://archiveofourown.org/works/80572731 My next story will be a real one I swear

>>79431 Alp is going sicko mode with this one.

>>79422 The existence of fat elf island implies that there must also be a skinny elf island as well, which strikes me as a far less pleasant place than the first.

>>79433 It might be okay if they're lolis. No one likes fat little girls so someone would feel at home there. If they were adults I'd have to go architect mode, and then there would just be two fat elf islands.

magi pink thread

>>79425 >I love the taste of shrimp but I would never ever eat out a scorpion Guys are hypocrites

>>79436 No one said that, why is Ms Blilu getting mad at someone she just made up?

End of summer with the dogs!

>>79438 Truly these are the dog days.

>>79437 Scorpions are always angry because they got all them teeth and no dentists in the desert!

Wockholm syndrome… Terminal I’m afraid.

>>79438 End of summer? I'm not even in spring yet!

>>79438 This but with my auntster, swimsuit is optional

>>79443 >swimsuit is optional Always has been

>>79438 More like the Goats

>>79443 A cute plot twist when a kindly old lady helping the hero without expecting anything more than a "thank you" in return ends up becoming his love interest.

>>79446 But was she naked?

>>79447 Later.

>I'm old enough to be your father you know. On a scale of 1-10 how broken is my pelvis going to be?

>>79447 Covering the basics is enough clothing for hags

>>79447 T-Rex arms

I remember the good old days where hellhounds were fluffier

>>79452 Are they shedding already? Surely it's too soon for the winter weight to come off at least!

>>79453 Too much rape, not enough cuddles. Cuddles stimulate hound fluff growth.

>>79454 oh no how horrible never fear, I will open a hellhound cuddle clinic sex is banned, all we do is snuggle for an hour or two per customer. for the health benefits

>>79455 9 MONTHS LATER

>>79456 Being a supportive husband to hellhound wife and a caring father to our hellpups!

>>79456 It's not rape if she's gentle. Consent? What's that?

>>79422 As luck would have it, the island is a popular spot for wyverns to rest their wings when flying across the ocean. There's even a small hotel out here, although it's very plain by monster standards. At least getting rescued won't be a problem.

>>79449 Not very, odds are she's pretty light.

>>79459 "Do not save me from the fat elves, foul temptress! I must face them head on, no matter the peril!"

>>79410 Because while fish swim by moving their tails side to side, mammalian tails move up and down. And mermaids are clearly mammals, I mean, look at those milk bags. Clearly meant for nourishing hubby and mermaid fry

>>79462 fish is cuter

>>79456 oh no... how horrible... this was supposed to be a business that benefits hellhounds the world over now I'm bound to a single hound my benevolent dreams... crushed...

>>79464 If this wasn't just a shallow ploy to get married, you could still become the Hound Whisperer. Travel the country, teaching men how to best cuddle their wives and craft the best sweet nothings to whisper into those springy ears.

>>79465 just because all of my ploys are shallow doesn't mean I didn't just want to help stimulate fluff growth

>>79415 the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true

felines with above average breast sizes

impregnate foxes

>>79470 Listen, if the girls aren't part cow, I'm doing something wrong.

>>79463 fondling the shark's little bowtie fins

You will have sex with the cat.

>>79475 OK. I like cats and I like sex. This sounds fine to me. Why can't she be real?

>>79477 I want to gently tap, tap, tap her antennae.

>>79416 It's pronounced man-teas. But not that kind of man tea, or that kind of man tease.

>>79413 well I suppose we should start by understanding that "clothes" are not food...

>>79477 >"Uheeee, its time to take a load off after digging." >"Wanna drink Anon? Its still cool."

I will now not have sex with the cat, out of spite for you trying to tell me what to do

>>79482 Anon, are you sure you're not ALREADY a cat?

>>79483 I am reasonably certain

>>79482 the crime of not having sex with the cat is punishable by cat sex

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that during summer, its good to just sit outside and enjoy the weather....and seeing a kunoichi duke it out with a mantis across the rooftops

That's only the maximum penalty, they never reeeaally fine you that hard. I think most of the time you just get sentenced to 2 weeks of free-use scritching and whatever the hell "uppies" is.

>>79471 Sure, I'll vow to impregnate any and all monsters in my way until I finally find my wife

>>79486 A serial petter is running wild but the cat police still can't catch him despite half of their forces getting pet. I don't even know they try. MGC is no longer the safe heaven for mamonos

Summer? Winter isn't over yet

>>79491 It summer in the land down under where women glow and men plunder

>>79492 Oh, warm 'yip cooling down with a cold one

>>79432 You mean standing behind a window going "Haha, yes!"

>>79489 anon's gonna end up with A LOT of wives

I'm weak to red hair + freckles. Write that one CIA rata

>>79496 Its already on file, and circulated amongst the field agents to boot.

>>79456 28 weeks later

>>79499 Funnily enough this is also the same image for 28 years later and also 28 decades and 28 centuries

>>79502 Nothing better than the aroma of pancakes and coffee in the morning.

>>79505 Mamonos won't improve social medias

>>79506 >t. anon who became famous after Pyrow bullies livestreamed his rape on OnlyFlames

do NOT get a wonderland VPN and for pete's sake if you are in wonderland, do NOT try to VPN out of it

>>79508 What could possibly go wrong?

>>79506 Dead internet theory but it's actually zombies.

>>79509 >oy m8, 'ave you got your DSL loisence? No no not the broadband loisence the Dick Sucked Lately. Not certified then...

>>79512 dumb bitch can't keep her privates to herself, that's for sure

Release all the chesh on the internet, let it all burn

>>79480 and I thought the moths where bad...

>>79480 >>79517 Talk about a carpetmuncher! Eh? EH?

>>79512 Is that one of those folding-dimension fox villages anon mentioned a few years ago?

>>79517 The bug menace is real, they must be contained and isolated.

>>79516 No, release them in my bedroom!

>>79520 You can't contain the bugs. They will be set free.

>>79511 ANON DON'T OPEN THE DOOR NOOOOO LATELY MEANS LIKE FIVE SECONDS SHE'LL NEVER STOP SUCKING YOUR DICK

>>79521 Drop your firewall if you want them to pop out of your monitor

>>79526 The ring but it's undeadshire playing pranks on anon.

>>79527 What kind of prank?

>>79528 All of the scares from the movie, but cheshired.

>>79529 So a lot of dick sucking and hair (never saw the movie)

>>79521 Every bug is a potential bedbug.

>>79523 I'll distract her with a funny walk

>>79531 Sir, that's a demon.

>>79533 Yes, but also a bug and a cow. She covers a lot of bases.

>>79534 Also the whole dang bed. What am I supposed to do, sleep on top of her?

>>79535 Or under her, whichever you prefer.

>Anon's wife isn't big enough to serve as his bed I pity those fools.

>>79537 I prefer shortstack and her partially laying on me, makes for a better purr massage

>>79535 She wouldn't mind but expect intense snuggling.

>>79539 I always expect intense snuggling. In fact, it should be her who should expect intense snuggle.

Spring soon. The bugs, they are waking up.

>>79539 OK, I was gonna-- >>79540 I see great minds think alike!

This thread is BUGGED, I see

>>79543 Seems more like its been COWED

>>79543 sex with moths and mothers

mammalian mamono of roughly my size who uses me as a mattress

>>79547 We all know where THIS is going.

>>79496 You mean you'll fall for Ronald Weasley?

>>79549 NTA, but obviously. He's got an ice cream truck!

>>79549 Why do you have to make everything gay?

>>79551 What "everything"?

>>79551 Ignore it; he's either a Cheshire or trying to attract one. And honestly? Same. o7

>>79499 I want to make babies with Zombies so bad, imagine Zombies giving birth to other Zombie daughters until one is able to give birth to a healthy boy, imagine the possibilities! creating life out of death!

>>79546 i'd rather sex with MOTHEST In for a penny in for a pound and all that

>>79556 Here ya go!

>>79519 no such thing exists. if you're going to spead such blatant lies, at least go and find some actual evidence to support it.

>>79558 I know this is a tourist trap, but I would still go. Foxes are cute and I bet there's at least some decent food and shopping to be had.

>>79557 >would cum instantly wouldn't most mamono? They just keep going for more than what you can keep up with cute moth though

>>79560 I like to think that some of the kuu ladies take a while to get goin'.

>>79560 Yes, even the biggest and strongest ones

>>79558 >>79559 >come across a sign to a hidden kunoichi village >it actually is a hidden kunoichi village >some fox put down the sign as a prank

>>79563 Truly, Miss Fox is the Cheshire of Zipangu.

>>79561 The kuus still cum instantly, they just tank their first orgasim through sheer stoicism. If you ever feel your lich suddenly get a pulse shortly after penetration, she's cumming.

>>79562 I want to leave my Cheshire manticore every night like that

>>79562 It is inversely proportional to their strength, the stronger and bigger the monster the weaker it is to cum, it is believed that Zombies and other low tier undead are quite resistant to instantly cumming so their will entertain you for a longer time

>>79557 >Censored version?

>>79568 Think of the children, anon

>>79568 I got it from /jp/.

Do NOT let the sabbath griffons know about the hawk tua meme.

>>79575 i did... they called me unc.

>Hawk tuah. The kids still say that, right? >21 haha.

>>79577 Skill issue if your chesh makes that kind of jokes

>>79578 If you can find a cheshire who is actually funny i would like to see her

>>79579 Mine would be

>>79579 All Cheshos are funny.

>>79581 This one means business.

>>79577 The hawk tuah meme and the 21 meme are 11 years apart.

>>79582 So? Doesn't mean she can't be funny.

>>79584 I assure you she is the funniestn't cheshire

>>79585 But she looks funny

>>79582 That's just the comedy police.

>>79586 A year in the force will do that to you.

>>79588 I want to make her smile for real

>>79579 MY chesh wouldn't make "jokes" and she certainly wouldn't simply make references and hope people find that funny. she'd do absurdist physical comedy with her invincible body, until she gets bored and then suckers me in with a "no I got hurt for real this time heeaaalp" act and it would just be bait for some ridiculous rube-goldberg trap that ends with me stuck in a room with her and influenced by high potency aphrodisiacs

>>79582 Funny business.

What's unfunnier that one cheshire? __Anon___

Chesh gets FIVE minutes in a “you laugh you lose your virginity” challenge. The pressure on her to DELIVER and LAND A JOKE will be HUGE.

>>79592 2 cheshires

chesh downing a doppel potion, multiplying into a dozen or so cheshires and then surrounding me with disembodied cheshire asses

>>79595 This is the kind of greed they talk about in the Bibble.

>>79596 greed would be asking for 12 cheshires. she is one cheshire made into 12

>>79597 Doest thou seekest to justify thy greed, scoundrel? Thy soul is black as a dark matter, and your wants are as vast as the depths of the abyss. I condemn you to be raped by 12 suspiciously purple cat shaped angels.

>>79598 More like one suspiciously cat shaped angel with 12 purple angles

>12 cheshire butts never mind bongos, its an entire drumset

>>79598 Hey, can I get that punishment too? I am a bad boy or whatever. I need it. I mean deserve it.

>>79602 poor boy will never trust women ever again

>>79602 >>79603 >Chesho and Hatter invite Anon to their weekly tea party >Anon is super-excited; he's finally going to score! >Goes to the tea party >There's tea >And a small party >But Anon doesn't want tea >He wants sex >Goes through the whole party >Gets a little to-go bag of leftover cookies and sweets >Not a single untoward comment or glance >No physical contact >No rape of any kind --Excerpts from Anon's rape complaint

>>79604 Maybe they wanted to make him feel comfortable and get to know him before demolishing his pelvis. Or maybe that goodie bag has “eat me” cake in it and they’ll rape him when he’s all weak and small and helpless. Or maybe he needed to dress a certain way, or use a certain phrase, or hold his spoon a certain way - wonderland is a funny place. I have no doubts in my mind though he WILL be raped by those two.

>>79604 >Silly outsider doesn't know that doggie bags containing that particular type of biscuit is a formal declaration of intent to rape and by accepting it he has consented to being raped >He's just being given time to freshen up and ensure that he knows the location of his local urgent care Good news is that problem will correct itself before the Queen of Hearts has time to process his complaint.

>>79606 We must ensure the new generation of hats continue wonderland's proud traditions.

>>79607 Beanies are cool too

>>79608 Monsters and Beans, an evergreen combination.

>>79609 cat beans > dog beans

cat beans >< dog beans ^ griffon beans

>>79611 >Anon shutting his eyes from fear/glee as he is assaulted by beans on three fronts

licking hound beans (hand and foot)

>>79613 I'm insulted by this anatomy. Is this how regular footfags feel often?

>>79615 Footfags are not people and do not have feelings.

>>79563 >play tourist and act completely clueless, marveling at their "historic bathhouse" and asking stupid questions to the in-character reenactors >just when you're about to be neck-darted, some higher ranking looking lady decides to recruit for for a "secret reconnaissance mission" against the "perfidious furballs" >the only way it has a chance of succeeding however, is if you are already wed, and they have just the spell to spoof your soul >don't worry you won't actually be married, and you won't actually kiss anybody, one of us will kiss our fingers and then press it on you >you ask too many questions, save it for the foxes

>>79611 Griffon beans count as cat beans.

i know shyvana from league is supposed to be a half dragon but every time i look at her i think about MGE`s demons

>>79618 wrong, they're actually bird beans

This thread's ideal lamia.

>>79621 miss wurm's got some lovely mittens

>>79619 >monster, man cool and scary >monster, woman cute and sexy Many such cases!

>>79623 Yeah, but I also want a monster lady who is cool and scary. If she's not scary, how do I know she can make me feel safe?

Unironically though, vampire feet

>>79625 Are you the "clack" guy?

>>79626 No but I admire his work.

Personally, I'm more of a "pap" guy

>>79624 here's your cool and scary ladies anon, cute and sexy + cool and scary can't be mixed in todays gaming market, you'll just have to settle with boobsnakes and dragirls.

my mamono wife's footsteps would be silent (she's not a kunoichi she just doesn't wear shoes)

Watch out! The hags are here!

<*CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <"Oh Honey, you're awake" <CRRRRRRRRRRRRR CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <"I made you breakfast" <*more machinegun leg noises*

>>79629 >now waifuize them

>>79632 The dream

>>79632 A slipper for each one seems fair. FETCH ME THE MAD COBBLER.

>>79635 I don't have money for that, I'm just going to buy a few cans of plastidip.

>>79636 Why would you ever want to silence your wife's heavenly steps?

>>79637 I prefer the slower thru of bipedal or quadrupedal movement. The ululating whisper of serpentine movement is also nice, but the TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP of a manypede can be overwhelming.

>>79624 dragons would never miss an opportunity to show off

>>79639 >but the TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP of a manypede can be overwhelming. >Disappointed Oomukade puts her tap shoes back into the closet. Someday...

>>79640 its a bit jarring when its a situation that absolutely dosent call for it. like, calm down lady, your landlord called me here to fix your plumbing. you dont need to have a 10 minute long monologue, waxing poetic about how "there shall be an opulent reward for thy services... if we deem it satisfactory". bitch, you aint even paying.

>Oomuu is spooked >Ooomu instinctively retreats to a safer place at higher ground >Oooomu thus crawls up anon, spiralling up his body >Ooooomu gets most of her body above his waist line, which is no mean feat, given her length >Oooooomu has formed a sort of centipede ball/clump, balanced precariously on his shoulders and head >Ooooooomu up an anon is like an elephant up a tree, it's not a matter of if, it's when >TIMBER

>>79643 My instinct when I am spooked is to grab onto the nearest oomukade and nibble her neck.

Me, on my way to the local Human Supremacist meeting

>>79647 >why is this cretin walking around with a medieval helmet on his head?

>>79648 monster LOVE the helmet look

>>79647 >human boys are the BEST

>>79640 That's a good point. >>79642 This kind of shit's adorable and I'm here for it. Every man appreciates a good monologue.

>>79648 It's a discord meme

>>79648 >>79647 > its kinda hot though < he's cute! > i bet he writes cursive... < dosent do it for me girls, cant handfeed him with that thing in the way > needs magic correction

>>79647 >doors shut themselves behind him damn monsters and their honeypot traps

>>79652 >The radio said <"No, Anon. You are the discord trannies." >and then Anon was Alp

>>79654 meant for >>79653

>>79654 >turn around >pic related motherfucking portals man.

>>79657 Oh god. As long as I don't move or get an erection they can't see me, everyone knows foxes can only see movement, dicks, and moving dicks. That purple one with the steam censor is cute though...

>>79657 I'll turn around again and I'll KEEP turning around until I'm looking at one (just one) mamono of a species I like a lot

>>79657 >"Welcome to the Royal Makai, fuckboy!" I wonder if the demons would give him a head start or just correct him on the altar >>79659 Druella will help you out if you ask nicely.

I am sick. I need a comfy mamono to take care of me.

>>79648 That's tin foil hat so the monsters wouldn't suggest lewd thoughts into his head

>>79661 Sounds like you need a soft, older Kiki to make you soup and clean your house as you rest.

>>79663 Does she get EXTREMELY mommy domme the second I am feeling better?

>>79661 https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ looks like 3 monsters are fighting over who gets the honor, you'll have to decide between them.

>>79664 >"Master, now that you are better, I think its time she have a talk." >The Kiki straddles your waist and pulls away her maid outfit in a single pull, revealing that much of her top was a corset/bra mix that her chest is trying to overflow while a pair of matching panties with plenty of frills mixed with a garter cut into her thighs and rear. >"Its not good for you to work yourself so much, please allow your maid to better educate you on the need for proper rest and care~" >You're not sure where she got the matching, silk bindings or how she got them around your wrists and ankles so quickly but you had to admit she was VERY thorough in her 'lesson'

>>79665 Oh random, why are you so cruel

>>79660 >go through 20-odd doors into random locations populated by horny and eager bands of mamono >keep turning around looking for a non-group situation >finally find self in a dimly lit office, silent but for the rhythmic ticking of a clock. a faint smell of scotch hangs in the air >she looks up with reddened, slightly-hopeful eyes >"oh hey it's Druella, 100somethingth daughter of the demon queen >what's up bro? >never thought I'd run into you like this haha. damn that's crazy >you know any marriagable mamono? I'm looking for someone energetic, fluffy, nice, and fun to be around" >she just sighs and puts her head back down

>>79669 Poor Druella. She deserves a happy ending too. Her sisters are getting worried about all the "art" she's been commissioning.

>>79670 She's hunting some kid in one of the fics, wish her luck.

>>79668 Turning down a cupid?? My god.

>>79672 >mantis >ice queen >werebat >humpty That's what I meant. 4 out of 6 are fucked up. That's why they call it a Crapshoot

>>79665 >Blue Oni >Wight >Satyros Miss Wight has glowing eyes so I pick her. Plus, she lives in a castle so she's basically just a featherless kiki.