>>83779 Bingo parlors

>>83779 Casinos with nickel slots and free martinis

If you give the hornet guards antenna massages they will let you get away with smuggling honey into thier hive.

>>83783 That's gotta be one hell of an intense massage.

>>83784 You'd have to be gentle. I'd imagine they'd have their stingers pressed up against your leg while you do it, a reminder not to grab.

>>83780 Retirement homes in the MGE world are pretty much night clubs, just like Graveyards. But be careful in those retirement homes, after partying for so long with each other the hags there go crazy if you go and have a drink with them.

>>83779 >I think I should adopt. >A pet? >No. >A child? >No. >A highway? >No. A mother.

Have you thought about Kobold-chan's soft, floppy ears today?

>>83785 hot

>>83788 I've thought of kiki-meido's soft floppy ears today

>>83680 >Okay, how can I possibly explain this? >I could start wearing huge dresses. >Mm... >I could start a life of crime and then having monster parts would be not so bad in comparison. >Well... >I could pretend it's not there? >Would work for mom, but not dad. >That's it then. It's over. Now I have to find a dragon colony and begin a new life. >Oh well, enchanted artefact scholarship is my life, I was prepared for the worst. >But how do I find a dragon colony. >I'll ask Anon, he seems to know about this sort of stuff... >Damn it. I'm going to miss him! Ah, fuck! Man! Oop, that's fire, calm down, calm down.

>>83786 I desire the kot

>>83680 How orderite we talking? Like, normal peasant who just listens to what the church man says once a week or actual priestess

>>83765 Too fat, cat must be fit and agile, I think personally.

>>83680 I don't know but it must be terrifying

>>83790 why are kiki's so grabbable?

Swimming is the single best exercise. There are also cuties in the water. At the very least, you should have the practice and a bit of stamina for when you need to escape capture by fascinated lake or sea creatures.

>>83797 But anon, I'm in the water to ogle at them!

>>83797 >escape But I want to visit the famous merdolphin caverns!

tiktaalik was right

>>83796 In this harsh, cruel world, being grabbed and smooched by mastah is their one source of warmth and comfort. Hence, the tempting adaptations

I am going to put monsters in suits.

>>83801 NTA but it works both way, that's an infinite virtuous feedback loop, what the downside?

i meant it.

>>83806 >anon turned mamono into wageslaves Congratulations, you have managed to beat all the murderfic spacebattles autists in grimderpness

>>83797 I want to go freediving in monster girl waters and bum air from swimmers-by to stay underwater longer and go deeper

>>83808 >Hi, you come here often?

>>83807 look man i just find monsters in suits attractive. if that's a grimdark dystopia then so be it. i'll gladly wageslave for her, and by wage i mean love and by slave i mean slave.

>>83680 >paladin went missing during the night >inside her tent you find a hastily written note <I'm corrupted I can feel myself turning please don't follow me you deserve better than this I'm sorry

>>83805 >what the downside? if the feedback loop becomes infinite, good luck breaking free. then again would you want to?

>>83808 >emergency: nearby apex leviathan is displaying extreme sexual aggression

>>83802 She's never worn a suit before, she's a feral yeti who has lived out in the wilderness all her life

>>83814 suits are sexy, yet it is a great contradiction they are also sexy ripped off, slashed to ribbons and desecrated in scenes of animalistic lust.

>>83810 Please tell me you know about and have played Helltaker.

>>83811 She's right. I don't deserve BEST GIRL (a.k.a., Ushi-Oni), but some day I hope to get one anyway.

>>83812 I will ONLY the Kiki in her most erotic form--up ears.

I want to do SCIENCE to monster girl ears. I want to use the lightest of touches to see if those ears are twitchy. And then do MORE SCIENCE to rank monster girls by ear twitches >Sensitivity >Expressiveness (biggest movement as percentage change in positioning) >Duration >Color changes >Enjoyment (male) (how much fun the ears are to touch) >Enjoyment (female) (how much the mamono enjoys ear touches) And then a whole bunch of detailed 3D models to capture X/Y/Z axis movements accurately. A lot of people are going to say that I am just doing this to touch monster girl ear tips like some kind of weird molester. But that's not true. This is totally science and I won't hardly have an erection at all while doing it.

>>83816 yes. beel and malina are my favourite.

>>83812 But what about money?

>>83821 >This money, this SHIT! This paper that have nothing inside! t. mail order bride kiki

>>83819 >weird molester Nah don't worry, I share your interest and certain that mamonos will be happy to be touched, even the tsuntsun

>>83822 I'm convinced, I will work for the communist maid party

>>83820 Good picks. I like all of them for similar "monster girls in suits" reasons, but Zdrada (Bitch Demon) and Pandemonica (caffeinated) would be my biggest weaknesses. For, uh, reasons.

>>83825 Zdrada is unf as well. Makes me want a sadistic monster. Still a thoughtful and loving wife just also sometimes mean or sadistic cause it's hot for both of us.

Shirohebi are the creepiest mamono out there.

>>83827 no that's whitehorns

>>83828 Whitehorns do not pursue you all around the earth if you catch their eye. Nor they hebipost on this thread in hope of getting a white male to pound them.

>>83827 THAT'S SLANDER HEBIS ARE SWEET AND PURE

>>83829 the whitehorn unnerves more. Also, how does a snek 'creep'. She doesn't even have knees nor toes to tiptoe on.

Hey I wonder, what if we get the threadstarter to dedicate the next thread to hebis?