Just got home and didn't post in time. Anyway, second day of spring now. Flower time.

>>82738 where do i uhhh sign in for that?

>>82740 Or FLOUR time?

>>82742 Wait... that's not le chéf! That's une bugge! And she's stealing le baguette!

>>82743 My god, that is perfect French!

>>82742 That was last week. March 14th is when you bake a pie or a pizza.

>>82738 The only giant thing I want is huge Troll ass on hands and her titties on my face

>>82738 How giant are we talking? I mean, I won't ever say no to a deem, but anything beyond, say, Lady Dimitrescu size is when it starts becoming inconvenient for both of us.

>>82747 TWO LIGHT YEARS TALL

>>82746 My favorite toys

>>82746 >>82749 I want to yank that tail and run

>>82750 does the troll tail serve another purpose?

>>82751 Swipes flies.

>>82751 Rear calligraphy brush

>>82746 Fondling Trolls is great, but I'm interested in a Troll touching my bare body with her hands too.

>>82732 >"Stop trying to get me into OL clothes, Anon." No. Maybe we can settle on the hot librarian look instead.

>>82755 excited_ushi_noises.wav

>>82755 >hot librarian how abouit a sexy secretary?

>>82754 Mytual fondling with Trolls is the best

>>82757 >Sexy secretary <Ugh, fine! <Wait... >The deem begrudgingly agreed to uphold their verbal agreement and dressed as a sexretary from time to time, partly in acknowledgement of Anon's cunning wordplay >Also partly because she came to like how she looked in a pencil skirt, but she'd never admit that.

>>82755 I'm surprised that Deem of all monstergirls has such a problem with the OL look, seeing as she normally wears more clothes than most of her ilk.

>>82759 other funny ways for anon to phrase it: >>aluring assistant >>tantalizing teacher >>domineering demon Dame >>flirtacios Femme Fatale(can also be deemme) >>atractive attorney >>bureau babe

send HUGE deem the biggest one you've got (no bigger than 1:7 scale with me)

>>82760 She's very concerned about being typecast. I could play along, no one would be upset with another cosplay like, say deem nurse. Deem funny windmill military officer is also a classic you could try.

>>82760 Negotiation tactic. Anon played his hand early and she knows he's desperate for a tired OL.

>>82763 Or deem police officer, that's a good one too. Deem maid as well, maybe, but kikimora and shoggoth *really* don't like it when other monstergirls get in on their gimmick.

>>82766 Fact check: True.

Fucking demons took over the thread. What. The. Fuck.

>>82770 it's hip to fuck demons

>>82771 I ain't signing up for that, you sneaky demon bitch.

>>82770 They're just really classy ladies!

>>82772 What if you just held hands? Holding hands is OK, right?

>>82770 is there any other kind of demon?

>>82775 With demons nothing is OK. One moment you're holding hands with her. The next moment she blackmails you, telling you she's about to tell everybody you've molested her in public unless you sign this non-disclosure contract which also happens to transfer you into her ownership somewhere at the four-digit page. No. I don't trust demons one bit.

>>82766 Shoggoth police officer to protect and serve

>>82778 Shogs are also good at tennis.

>>82776 Lesser ones, Imps, Familiars, etc.

>>82780 Pretty sure those are fucking too.

>>82780 powersex with that FAT FUCK of a familiar

>>82782 She's not fat, just big-boobed.

>>82780 Imagine the foursome with an Imp, a Familiar and a Lesser Demon

>>82780 >>82782 Familiars aren't really demons, they're servant animals of the Sabbath witches. AKA Pedo bait

>>82785 If that big boobied familiar is pedo bait, then call me a super-pedo.

>>82786 Ordinary (canon) familiars aren't big boobed at all, they're like all Sabbath members, loli supremacists with a typical underdeveloped female body. Actually, what tells you it's a familiar? She's more in line with some cat girl (assuming that the wings are fake) or some weird demon-beast hybrid (assuming they're not)

>>82787 That girl's Familiar37 in the main archive.

>>82787 messing around with megamorphosis is also canon

>>82787 Gotta see some Marune Familiars.

>>82789 Megamorphosis is huge heresy, lol.

>>82788 Welp, can't say I'm not glad to see some non-pedobait familiars for once.

>>82791 yeah, and also that nobody particularly cares if you heresy

MEOW AT ME, DEMON! MEOW!

>>82793 Baphomets and the whole sabbath cadre do care, after tall they're fanatical loli supremacists.

>>82795 >I digress, but although this is a forbidden art that greatly contravenes the doctrine of Sabbath, it's not like there's any punishment for violating the taboo, so do you suppose that every baphomet must have tried experimenting with it at least once...? it's not a big deal

>>82796 Big titty Bapho erotic

>>82796 Gee whiz, I wish, the whole fanatical focus on lolipedo supremacy was what made me really dislike baphomets and the whole sabbath kin Although I wonder if it's one of those forced alterations in the plot, when KC realized he could market MGE for the Western audience. A lot of MGE content was amended when he realized he's popular with the Western audience, in general he made it a lot more vanilla and even apologetic.

>>82798 you should read through the sabbath grimoire some time

>>82797 goat milk

God damn it I wish Druella would come and fucking corrupt all those tradcon fuckers. They are the reason why KC was forced to get all apologetic about her behavior later >Fallen Maidens Druella (OG version) <"I just came into a fascist shit hole country and fucked their regime up. Now the country is in a much better shape and everybody's thankful" >a few years later <KC: Hey it's not like Druella wanted to do this, she was absolutely forced to and she's totally not do it if the situation in the country would've been just a tad bit better.

>>82801 >KC >her automaton is this true?

>>82802 KC is a bapho working to open the portals.

>>82784 Imagine a foursome with Demon, Hellhound and Apophis lolis

>>82804 you got to invite all the other black scleras too. tsurara, lava golem, bunyip, devil, mershark, pale rider, salpinx

>>82805 oh and ms shoggoth, of course

That's too many dang mamono. Can I just have an imp with roller heelies?

>>82805 Pale Rider would fit in the best with the previous three, I like Tsurara a lot but her disposition doesn't quite match the set.

>>82808 Pale Riders should have cowboy hats.

>>82809 Loli Pale Rider riding my pale dick

>>82809 we can't allow monsters to have lassos

>>82811 Loli Pale Rider with strong hips and thighs

>>82812 I envision the Pale Rider with a cowboy hat and a pair of 6 shooters that shoot "bullets" shaped like the germ or virus or whatever that she represents.

>>82766 >kikimora and shoggoth *really* don't like it when other monstergirls get in on their gimmick Factually false. Who do you think runs meido academy?

>>82816 >Who do you think runs meido academy? Master Blaster?

>>82816 It's a diumvirate founded and administered by Babushka and Abuelita.

>>82818 >diumvirate No. There can be only one. Babushka was voted into power as mayor and that's that

>>82819 But one is the loneliest number.

>>82820 she sees all students of meido academy as her own children so it's not all bad

>>82815 One of the many diseases that Europeans brought to Americas. Or syphilis.

>>82822 Mamono rabies

>>82822 >One of the many diseases that Europeans brought to Americas Ignorance

>>82815 lead poisoning

Dead hours

>>82740 >ice queen clenching her fist in bitter defeat and whitehorns hanging their heads, that they could only give Anonvillage one day of snow throughout the whole winter

>>82827 One day is fine enough to stop a year without a Santa claus

>milk >buttermilk >butter >cheese >yogurt >kefir >90% of your nutritional needs including calories macros and micros, plus solving your gut biome and every health factor associated with that (literally everything from chronic diseases to mental health) I dunno, maybe it's not a bad idea to visit the farm and give back a little bit, you know what I mean? If it were a deity or a spirit that provided these things to you, you'd have cults across the globe.

>>82829 saar do not do the needful

try as you might, a cow cannot be ignored

>>82801 She was coerced to do it by the Danuki merchant guild under threat of releasing photos of her yuri manga stash and Lescatie was totally developing weapons of mass destruction, mmkay.

>>82832 >yuri manga stash That's explain why she never tried to found a husband

>>82804 >apophis crawling all over and biting you multiple times to get the same amount of dose >hound drooling on your chest while she rapes your face, too short for 69 >demon giving the others instructions, spending some 1 on 1 time with your dick, taking special note of what makes you twitch so she can exploit it in your contract later

The happiest cows come from free use farms.

>apply for a job as a farmhand, thinking it's going to be a resort for farm-themed monstergirls >turns out it's an actual farm

>>82839 I'm going to eat that pig

Go not to the elves for council, for they will say both no and yes.

>>82841 OK, but what about that cow in your pic?

FUCK BIRCHES

MUDDER FUCKER

>>82842 when you live in the land of milky honeys you tend to pad out a bit

>>82845 this is why you don't snack on lembas bread

>>82844 The love the Earth is our one desire

>>82831 it's really hard to balance the thirst and milk addiction meters

>>82841 If the elves on the council are anything like her, then I'm going to start going to them a whole lot more often.

>>82841 i love diplomacy

>>82851 N

>>82851 Wait, this isn't diplomacy! This is "paint me like one of your French Wights"!

>>82851 Sex is bribery

>>82855 Obviously, sex is considered a currency so it can be used for lobbying

>>82840 imagine the size of the pork joint you could get from that

>>82840 Meaty pigs are the best

What mamono would be most turned on by good BBQ?

Sting dubbadohng, da ding, dadohn dodohn Da ding, da ding, da dodone, jadugadodone Kotgirl's World Babobeh-bopbopahdop-bababa-ba-babedi Babobeh-bopbopahdop-bababa-bee-babedi Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babobeh-bopbopahdop Babobeh-bopbopahdop-bababa-ba-babedi

>>82855 So is diplomacy. Does this mean that diplomacy is sex?

>>82856 >lobbying What's that?

>>82862 It's when mommy Lobster and daddy Anon love each other very much.

>>82860 Chesh seems like the kind of girl that could bust out a perfect rendition of Invisible Man whenever she feels like it

If you make multiple trumparts blush it is a FLUSH ! If you are facing multiple busty trumparts then the DECK is STACKED against you ! Kuudere trumparts have great poker faces ! What do you call a flat trumpart? A Cardboard chest ! Why are vampires nervous around trumparts? Because they raise the STAKES ! If a trumpart steals money is she CHARGED ? Just because a trumpart is clumsy you shouldn't call her CLUB-footed ! A trumpart masturbating by herself is considered SOLITAIRE ! Why are trumparts inside the ship? Because they are a part of the DECK ! Why is the trumpart holding her spear with her mouth? Because she has great POKER face ! If a trumpart lends you money she is a CREDIT CARD ! In her free time Trumpart likes to GO FISH ! Where do trumparts study? Uno-versity ! What do you get if you boil a trumpart? a card STOCK ! A trumpart was desperate for money and asked gremlin for advice. The gremlin told her to GO PHISH !

>>82865 Did you hear about the anon who tried to get a harem of trumparts? he played 52 card pick up!

There’s a bunch of very happy Wonderlanders out there right now who don’t know why they’re happy.

>>82865 You card.

>>82867 It's something in the tea. Or something in miss hatter's scones.

>>82865 >>82866 Cheshires getting shown up by the humble Trumpart

>>82870 Oh, no, a sad kot! My one weakness!

humans really will just post their weakness. no need to deduce or spy or sneak. I guess you could say they where they're achille's heel on their sleeves huh?

>>82872 Cheshire's weakness is her butthole.

>>82873 And she absolutely will not stop posting it, no matter how much you ask!

>>82871 Smile must be brought back

>>82876 me when i chop le onions in front of le laughing cheshire

Who needs asses, anyway?

>>82878 grape does. i will take the anatomically impossible snutt.

>>82879 Anon wants apophASS.

>>82880 You know how snek's can coil a guy? You know how snek tails are long enough to coil him and still have some tail left to maneuver, hover around him and get a look from all angles? I think an apophis (or other snek, but grape is my favourite) should coil me up, and then get comfortable by parking her SNUTT on my face.

>>82881 pic rel. snek anatomists fuming.

>>82877 Onion soup is worth some temporary tears

Pyrow - zoomer/gen alpha memes Chesh - millennial memes And which monster keeps posting antiquated facebook boomer memes?

>>82885 The Faeries, time moves more slowly in their realm

>>82885 Wight. Hatter. Pharaoh. milf dragons. Krampus. Bogey. Titania. Give any of them an ipad and bob is your uncle.

>>82885 Cheshires, is there anything they can’t skibidi-do? 6-7!

Gentle femdom titania giving nursing handjob

>>82889 Where's the dom in that?

>>82887 >Bogey. If you meant Bogies, their sense of humor is really oldschool. Bogeys don't strike me as particularly humorous.

>>82891 No I meant bogeys. They are well-meaning and will recognise some of the characters/topics anon likes in the facebook meme. Bogies I don't even know would bother with memes, as they are so traditional. Maybe some would.

>>82890 It's gentle. I guess she could tie you up with vines and bully you tenderly while the fairies aren't watching.

>>82890 It's more about being willfully submissive to her. >>82892 >Bogies I don't even know would bother with memes, as they are so traditional. Yeah, I was thinking of pre-boomer humor when the internet wasn't a thing.

>>82894 Kilroy was here?

does anyone have that image of the hellhound holding a guy's hand and her paw is like twice the size of his hand? im looking for it

>>82896 Please close your computer and adopt the submission position. An MGCPD EROS SWAT team with tactical hounds has been deployed. Do not resist.

>>82897 i am never not in the submission position

I fucking hate tactical hounds. They are big and dumb.

>>82896 I have no such thing, but I do have a Videlhound attacking the Great Saiyaman

>>82896 This one? it better not belong to a tactical hound, who i hate.

i got more

>>82902 second one was the one i was looking for, thanks

local man loves his ferocious killer beastwoman wife's paws so much he makes her sandwich his head between them despite their enormity, lethality and fluff factor

>>82904 >Despite... fluff factor Freaking journos, I swear.

>>82905 they are dangerously fluffy. let the world hear about his wife's dangerous but fluffy but dangerously fluffy paws.

>>82839 >owner sees how gentle and attentive you are with the animals and jokes about you grooming her while you're having your picnic lunch don't blush anon, it was just a joke!

Thanks to grem tech, we can now develop perfumes that make any monster smell irresistible. They can combine the chemicals within 7 different beast women mofu types, plus alraune pheromones to create a truly addictive aroma. Or you can make your hound smell like a horc.

GROWN MEN are now appearing on slime time live... you could be next

>>82909 >Gremlin Ladies now slathering themselves in ALL the pheromones. >Men are just confused—is she a dog? A cat? A weasel? Pauly Shore?

>>82911 Better guess quickly or she’s shoving your face in her pits/crotch until you guess right.

>>82835 And naturally that's just the foreplay, the brats would be on the recieving end of the bullying next. With a Pale Rider added, there would be an extra >pale rider grinding on your dick without penetration in reverse cowgirl position, big trained thighs and ass bouncing up and down >>82878 >>82879 Snakes need lamiass so you can grope and fuck it, no further reasoning needed.

>>82909 I'm going to make a troll smell like blueberries and sunshine.

>>82887 There's at least one pharaoh out there who likes to send Minion memes to all the long-suffering anubises working for her.

>>82914 I'm going to make a Troll smell like sunshine by exposing her to the sun all day

>>82882 I'd still love this if the scales went up to her hips.Must be smooth. It is our human duty to teach snakes about snutt love.

>>82917 Dee snutts, lmao gottem

>>82917 I agree wholeheartedly. I’d accept soft and fleshy or smooth and scaley. Either way I want to bury my face in and kiss/lick. It’s a hot position. I have become snek seat.

Lamias have the best body for missionary anal sex

Lamias have the best body for anything

>>82921 >no paws

>>82921 Those are Trolls

>>82922 I count eight paws, actually

Inexplicable intercrural with snakes and fish.

>>82925 I like that hat!

>>82926 Get her drunk on slippery fish sex and she'll put it on your head like a pirate hat amid bounces.

I AM A SLAVE TO PURPLE SNAKES

>>82910 you ever think about how heavy a slime would be? i do, a lot

>>82900 Great saiyaman would win He's him

>>82929 sorry anon but there's too few grapes to go around, you'll have to settle for a standard snake instead

>>82933 >settle >snake There is no settling with snakes. They are settling with me. I’d be blessed if any one of them wanted to coil me. I love snek.

>>82934 There is, but that's because snakes are HEAVY and you better believe that the house will settle some once you got a snek or two all up inside it.

>>82934 all the snakes are great. apophis and echidna are just snakes (with a hobby)

>>82925 slimy fish scales glide smoothly

>>82930 I think about that but with Goblins vs Dwarves, I bet Dwarves are much heavier since they are stronger and possess more muscle, but Goblin tend to have fatter asses and more fat so that makes them balance out

>>82938 you could throw a goblin pretty far so they're definitely more aerodynamic

>>82938 Need Goblin gf I would also accept a short stack Gremlin with green skin and auburn hair Both together would be amazing

>>82938 Imagine the threesome

If I ever met a Lilim, I would ask her to grant me the boon of monsterfication. Lims are known to be able to create new species of mamono, and I would like this power too. Then I would turn random objects into mamono whenever people annoy me. >Cut me off? BOOM! Your car is a lady now. >Take too long in line at the store? You better believe that your every purchase is now a sexy monster lady, even that eggplant. >Person I don't like on live TV? Hope you like half the objects in the shot turning into sexy ladies ready to FUCK YOU. At home, alone. Tempted to use the powers to Pygmalion myself a wife. Break down in tears every time, unable to do it. "She'll leave. I can give her life, but I can't make her love me." "I can't make anyone love me."

>>82940 Every time I see green Goblins I think about that story of a bunch of Goblins trying to seduce you and making babies with you so they can train them as soldier to defeat the other Goblins, so the winner of that war becomes the Goblin queen

>>82943 It's still like that here, but instead of an army they're trying to breed an entire baseball team, and instead of a war it's the regional championship.

>>82943 That was pretty hot but I would like that without death

>>82945 It could be a daughter's team against each other in a sport competition like >>82944 but something more extreme, like anal tug of war or other sexual stuff

>>82947 must you?

>>82948 You get people like that so often, just chuck them in the matango pit

>>82948 What's wrong with sexual sports?

>>82951 I too enjoy the sabbath gape and unbirth competition

>>82952 It should be gape and birth, I still have no clue what they mean by unbirth

>>82951 Nothing, in fact there are some who are eager for a proper opponent

>>82954 you just know

>>82954 I wouldn't be able to resist a monster flaunting her anus like that

>>82954 I GOT THAT DAWG IN ME

>82954 Fuck off.

>>82956 Same, specially when little girls are involved

What did she mean by this?

>>82960 Quite fitting for dead hours

>>82961 >I.L.Y. >in Japanese, L = eru >I (me) eru (are) y (why) She's pondering the meaning of life

>>82963 You'd make a great husband to a Jiangshi with that kind of stretch

kot's rear, pat pat pat

Anal hours

>>82953 >unbirth It's opposite of birth, as in a day without your wife giving birth. duh.

>>82967 is it a punishement since no kids can be made that way?

>>82969 >no kids can be made that way? Not with that attitude

>>82970 I know that can but she's a wildcard

>>82938 >Hah! Bone! >Big bone! >Big boney bone! >Got a bone to pick?

>>82971 that chesh can*

>>82971 Cheshy is more like >magical contraceptives? >nyahaha! I can't believe you fell for that!

>>82974 >still doesn't get pregnant foiled again cheshy

>>82974 if you fail for that you're silly

Wow geez, Aunty Caradhras is a bit of a bitch. What's her problem anyway?

>>82975 >still doesn't get pregnant Don't make me post that picture.

>>82978 Do it if you dare anyon

>>82930 That's a good point, I always thought they were light like whipped cream or always suspending themselves. Just one of those boobs as a water balloon would be devastating. Slime has to be careful with how hard she loudly slaps her gooey tits and ass on your body.

>>82979 https://files.catbox.moe/6da049.jpeg

>>82981 ah

>>82935 >cold night >wake up with 500 pounds of lamia nuzzled in your neck, flat on your chest, hugged under your arms, stuffed in your groin, cinching your waist, and wrapping each leg like a copper coil >all you can do is smooch her hair (possibly yet more snakes) to gently rouse her for your 0.5% chance to persuade her to move >large chance she'll start grinding on you to get your dick warming up before she even says her first word

>>82983 Lamias are probably more like 2000 lbs, since they'd have to weigh something like the long-extinct titanoboa snake in order for their human waist to line up with their snek body. Anything less and their snek body would just be too narrow to stack a human half on top of it. In conclusion, you need to add a heat lamp in there because I want a warm snek ready to snek me.

SNAKES!

>>82985 i will run over the bunyip laying on the road

>>82985 Brightly colores scales are pretty cool to me, are dull-colored reptiles even trying?

>>82985 There's something about sneks. >>82988 They can compensate with the right jewellery and hair colour. Also, consider the glow in the dark sneks. Or the sneks who can do the cool colorful hypno eyes which you should keep staring at.

>>82989 Snek boobs make no sense and pondering them makes you weak to snek attacks.

>>82947 >>82951 >>82952 >>82953 >>82954 Why are we tolerating this threadshitting here

>>82992 Mrrrrrrrrrrooooow?

>>82992 I'm waiting for the admin to wake up

>>82994 Meow?

>>82992 Dont repky to the usual suspects and just report it. It'll get cleaned up soon

>>82989 >glow in the dark sneks. Why do they have to spy on me?

>>82997 Agent Snek is always on duty! ...but also, she really does glow in the dark.

>>82998 How bright does she glow? Regular lamp, or nightlight for children?

>>82999 Lava lamp style

>>82999 Faintly. Unless she gets really horny. Or pumped with mana. Or spends too long under the heat lamp and absorbs lots of energy.

quick googling tells me that pitvipers have fluorescent tails and fluorescent rattles. glowing butts. the snek has a glowing butt. one to lure prey in.

>>83001 Black body radiating snake. If you make her horny enough she'll start emitting UV. Tanning bed wife! Be careful not to go too far though, you don't want to get to X-rayed.

>>83002 that only works under a blacklight

>>83004 And she looks SEXY at the rave (or glow in the dark bowling alley and laser tag places).

>>83005 but youre just going to get confused by the girtablilus

>>83006 Never. I'll be too entranced by my snek wife's glowing tummy, nipples, rattle, eyes and ass.If she thinks for a second I'm distracted, she'll coil me up. Also, I'm confident I could beat a girtablilu at bowling. Lasertag no way.

Magical glowie paint on mamonos

>>83008 >Robbed of your virginity in a desert kingdom alley at night >The perpetrator would've been too dark to see in the night, but her glowing body paint let you appreciate every curve >Drawings on her tummy. Swirls on her chest. Suns on her moons. >Of course, you knew it was a catgirl because she wouldn't stop purring while sucking you off

I feel like ocelomehs would have glow in the dark body paint/tattoos.

>>83010 >the only thing you can see in the jungle at night is a bunch of glowing patterns moving in the dark

>>83011 >Look up >See a glimpse of light behind the leaves and vines >Ocelomeh stalking you in the canopy the entire time >Glowing tezcatlipoca face (like the one on the club) painted over her pussy >Drops right on your face before you can run

>Don't raid the gold temple >Pet the glowing kot in the dark jungle >Happy ending

>>83013 You were supposed to raid the golden kot from the temple.

>raided golden snake from kot temple >raided kot snake from golden temple >raided glow in the dark paint from CIA temple Anon is not smart, but damn it, he’s trying!

>>83016 Anon is not smart, which is why glow in the dark monsters are so effective against him. He sees the glowing thing and he moves towards it.

>>82930 yeah I could do for being crushed by a slime. covered, smothered in a sticky gooey 1-ton blanket. completely engulfed, incapacitated. made to feel pleasure from every inch of my body I have slime on the mind. I have been in a slime mood since yesterday when I picked elin back up

>>83018 Slime can't be THAT heavy, otherwise it would collapse under its own weight due to not having sufficient support structures. What's the surface tension on a Slime anyway?

>>83019 More advanced slimes can control it. In general, the hornier a slime gets, the easier it is to break surface tension, especially around her lewd bits

>>83020 But Anon, all of a slimegirl is lewd bits!

>>83021 it's easier to stick it in the orifices then it is to stick it in sideways through her hip. that said, a slime could trick you and make herself almost impossible to penetrate, except for one spot, and then you have to grope and rub your cock all over her until you find that one spot.

>>83019 it is its own support structure quit talkin about physics before ms dark mage hears you and casts fireball, or ms sandworm hears you and thinks there's no way she could feasibly exist and logic errors herself

>>83014 You are allowed to do that?

>>83024 oh no it's totally forbidden. that's why she was lounging on the pedestal and flashing you her butt. that's why all those traps conveniently missed you. that's why there are a bunch of other golden kots behind the scenes setting you up to plunder her, and then a new one will take her place for the next daring adventurer.

>>83008 >fluorescent body markings >shiny jewelry and magic prismatic stones >actual light sources like glowing eyes and flames Mamono cabarets and dance troupes must be insane. Like being inside a kaleidoscope. Don't think too hard about the crowd appearing a bit thinner when you're leaving, you just got dazzled by the magical performance and can't think very well.

>>83025 Oh, I need to go back

>>83027 Maximum of three kots per person.

how do I stop doing the thing where I keep mentally bouncing around different mamono moods and only rarely thinking or posting about my actual favorite? it's making me feel bad does that come with marriage? it changed from slimes to snakes in the last 10 minutes >>83026 ms succ's sexercise weight loss program where she tells you you're just seeing the afterglow ahead of time...

>>83028 That's a purrfect amount

>>83026 >Volcano realm dance club >Deep in a cave >Lit by magma, runes and lights of various girls >Some with fire, like the hellhounds and the balrogs and magma golems and candlegeists >Go to another room in the cave and it's entirely monster girls with bodypaint >Demons, snakes, cats, you name it >On stage the performers wear a mixture of body paint and glowing accessories like hoop ear-rings, bangles and necklaces >The venue is hot, steamy and stuffy. Easy to get dehyrdated. Luckily, there is a bar (staffed by a minotaur and satyros with glow in the dark horns) and even an underground lake converted into a pool (with some bioluminescent krakens and mermaids that teleported in to dance)

You know, sometimes I wonder if lolibabas despise the fact that no matter how much effort they put in drinking milk and following certain diets, how much they train or how much they which their bodies will never develop into something meaty with tons of sex appeal and defined curves, they are doomed to be flat and unattractive for their rest of their long lives being unable to find a partner and enjoy the satisfaction of endless childbirth like other bouncy hags do

Threadly reminder, we have to CYOAs in the catalog. >>62085 >>22339

>>83029 No reason to stop until you're married to a an actual physical monster, and even then the setting allows for harems. Just enjoy the journey your mind takes you on.

>>83030 >Only 3 kots >”Purrfect” Anon, that is a DANGEROUSLY small number of kots! We live in a world of dogs, birds and even Birddogs! You must have many many many more kots for safety!

>>83036 Your greed is hurting the kot ecosystem and economy. If you must have more kots, then debase your gold kot collection with some silver, copper or bronze coloured kots.

>>83036 One dogcat, please.

>>83033 I can almost hear the swishing of slipper clad feet that can't reach the floor and smell the dusty granny musk from this post. Stop fishing for compliments and hornyposts on obscure altchans and get to opening those portals you damn hags!

>>83035 yeah but it feels like I'm being mentally unfaithful and I'm strictly opposed to a harem. it's not fair to the wives to have to share and it seems like a really shitty social burden on the husband that I don't want to deal with I'm a one-woman man with too much interest in too many species. I will not survive the portals. I can't continue being a fluff addict, a zapslut, snekbait, slimebait, batbait, a horns enjoyer, wurm feed, too stupid to avoid demonic entities, just stupid enough to try to outdrink an oni or ogre, AND a cheshing victim. something's got to give

>>83041 Spoken like a doppelslut.

>>83041 >Anon's many weaknesses >Fluff addict - Crippling. Why even bother continuing list. So many monsters have fluff, and once you huff you don't go back. >Zapslut - Manageable. Raijus are loud and dumb. Thunderbirbs are loud and less dumb. Unfortunately, you see lightning before you hear it. Just avoid rock concerts and zipangu >Snekbait - Concerning. There are many sneks. You may avoid sneks in colder climates, but then you may also get aposicled. Very dangerous predators. Avoid jungles. >Slimebait - Concerning. If a slime wants to enter your house she has infinite options. They are also found almost everywhere. >Batbait - Manageable. Werebats are too shy and meek to sneak into a guy's house, so as long as you keep your window shut at night you are fine. Cores are way worse on paper, but as they are only half bat, you may evade her notice. >Horns enjoyer - Crippling. Too many monsters have horns, and they protrude in such a way that they are easily molestable. If you lack the common sense to not molest the horns, then you are doomed. >Wurm feed - Concerning. Wurms are benign, but their immense power and lack of common sense makes them inadvertantly dangerous.Thankfully, they are not that common of a monster. If wurm feed means they will seek you out, then you are doomed. If wurm feed means that, when a wurm sees you, she will become enamoured with you, then you may be alright. >too stupid to avoid demonic entities - Manageable. This can be a boon if you are stupid enough. Demons and the dark creatures will get frustrated you don't understand their wordplay, their taunts, their double meanings. You are arguably less likely to get ensnared by a demon if you meet this threshold. Even smart people fall victim to the demons, so don't feel bad >just stupid enough to try to outdrink an oni or ogre - Manageable. Only because the opposite - refusing to drink with one - is also likely to get you buried beneath 6-9 ft of red or green love. >cheshing victim - Crippling. If a chesh marks you as her target, then there is little that can be done. Abandon all hope of living a chesh-free life.

>>83031 I know what I'm gonna be trying to draw when/if I finish my current shitty scribbles

>>83033 I would marry and impregnate all of them

>>83040 >you damn hags! >she's even older than the poster

Samba rumba buneo

>>83033 I would love to pay a visit to Sabbath town streets in Hagville

Budget cuts are forcing miss lich to find alternative sources of funding for her experiments. Luckily, lich milk is worth a lot of money.

>>83054 Yoghurt.

It’s a good thing ghouls don’t have milk.

>>83036 I wish I could 3 is already a lot for 1 man and it's unfair for the kots

Give me 3 giant hellhounds to Cerberus me.

>>83056 They can be milked using a method similar to the way (actual) snakes are "milked." Just hold her head over a bucket and dangle a dildo or something in front of her until she starts drooling. Once your bucket is full you can seek your ghoul drool for loadsa money. The reader will be left to figure out what to do with a horny and dehydrated ghoul afterward.

>>83059 What can you even do with a pool of ghoul drool? Drink it?

>>83056 All undead are milkable, you can be drinking the milk of herds of zombies without realizing that your delicious fresh milk came straight out of a corpse

>>83061 I could believe zombies are milky. Ghouls are to other undead as Minos are to holsts. I just struggle to imagine milking a tomboy like a ghoul. She is just such a dork. Imagine drinking a ghouls milk. She’d be so embarrassed. She’d surely bite you to bits before you could ever milk her mammaries.

>>83061 I'm in the mood of a shake

>>83050 many such cases

>>83060 It has many uses! >Breath freshener >Lubricant >Aphrodisiac >Industrial cleaner (nothing cleans cum stains better) >Key ingredient in kiss slut detection spray

>>83050 Turning a lolibaba into a mother must be one of the best feelings ever, making her dreams come true

>>83042 under no circumstances >>83043 frankly whichever one gets to me first is likely to win. I am easy and not likely to hold out as long as she's fun to be around non-sexually as well as sexually. I know damn well I'm doomed it's just a matter of feeling bad for my relatively unpopular favorite

Gang of ogres and onis who dress in suits and dresses from the 1920s, drink fancy(ish) cocktails and hang around in speakeasys

>>83069 Gonna put cat ears on those onis

>>83066 slamming mamano pregnant is hard but rewarding work

>>83066 This but impregnating undead lolibaba going against all odds of pregnancy

>>83067 >frankly whichever one gets to me first is likely to win That's often how relationships work, yeah. You can obsess over a "favorite" now and, if the portals ever open, get snatched up by the surprise love of your life.

>>83075 I hope it’s three Cheshires in a trenchcoat.

>>83075 all I can hope for is some kind fluffy zapsnake with horns that isn't a tripolar chimaera because the multiple personalities thing is also kinda weird to me

>>82984 well that's why she's so cold, she's short and skinny and always gave vague answers when you asked where she lived

>>83077 Yeah, I couldn't handle the personality of a profile chimera. There's something for everyone, but I really have to wonder who that was meant for.

>>83080 when you want a harem but feel like pleasing 4 different women is a lot of work, you can have multiple women in one convenient package see also; familiar fusions it does make me wonder if the other chimeric species have moods based on their parts, such as ms manticore feeling a little batty today

>>83081 >Harem >Only one body and set of tits Just give me a nightmare and a dream harem.

>>83082 does it get complicated when you get her dream pregnant and raise dream children with her?

familiar fusion (with the familiar)

Still sick and yet no manticore to heal me with her paw magic

>>83086 Miss manticore’s paw is a chicken farmer. He only knows the magic of deep-fried birds.

>>83083 >Live whole dream lifetime with your dream horse wife >Wake up >SHIT, YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK >Come home >Slow roll dreamy real life with dream horse wife >Do it all again tonight

>>83090 Nightmares are cool because they have scythes. More girls should have scythes.

It takes bravery to let a hound rape you.

>>83091 I did (pixel) art for a character I am playing in a tabletop game who is loosely based on a deem and she has a scythe scythes are cool

>>83093 but is the hound brave, thats the real question

>>83096 The hound is a very brave girl for picking on an anon smaller than she is and so deserves a rack of ribs

>>83095 POST HER

>>83097 Oh, man, now I want a rack of ribs.

>>83091 Edwina Scytherhands >>83093 Letting a hound rape you is the only way to stop a hound from raping you.

>>83098 ffffiiine. you may have to squint. no idea what upload compression is going to do to it, if anything I do mean loosely, she's strictly not all that MGE-related anymore given she's shed a bunch of her mamono counterpart's features, but maybe she's close enough or is Just Some Art. can't fly so no wings, and the black sclera just weren't very readable at the scale the art is viewed at and didn't look as good as I wanted them to, so I ditched 'em and gave her a FAT FUCK demon tail since I like those. also more of a gargoyle flesh tone I played the character long ago when we did a oneshot to test the system pre-release and at that time I just used the deem art wholesale for my token we recently started a short campaign in the system, so I did my own design and art as always, and reused the character concept because I thought it was funny and it worked well for the pitch. "low-ranking general/midboss/whatever of the BBEG's army, who failed at a warcrimes mission and had to desert to save herself from the wrath of her ex-superiors, and now has to be a good guy to stay alive while suffering through being nice." she's doing some "the grinch's heart grew 3 sizes that day"/skeletor christmas special shit

>>83101 she cute

>>83101 First, it's a PNG so it's losslessly compressed as-is. >Has cute blushy face >Nice tail >Big scythe I like her. Good jorb!

>>83101 If she has cute adventures you should find ways to make them greentexts.

>>83101 Maybe you should make a separate thread about her and your game. The art looks great and I'm sure other posters would like to hear more

>>83106 Or the OC thread.

Yeah, and he should make art of her in a pencil skirt, white blouse, and red cat's eye glasses.

>>83102 >>83103 >>83105 >>83106 glad people like her but I don't plan on posting more of her than maybe another piece of art at some point. probably in that OC thread instead of here if it happens. I feel offtopic enough >>83108 I COULD but I would omit the glasses and add tights and tied up hair as much as I would like an OL mamono I do not office so I will not be finding one postportals

>>82985 snex > sex snutt/snass > butt/ass sniddies > tiddies snilk >< milk [UNDER INVESTIGATION, RESEARCH VOLUNTEERS NEEDED] snoot > foot snopes < tvtropes snussy > pussy snisses > kisses

>>83061 corpsemilk is served naturally chilled from the tap and is uncommonly sweet, so it's quite distinguishable. Even full cream it's not quite as dense and heavy as holstmilk. But it is categorically the best milk to guzzle.

>>82985 >all attempts to milk whitehorn have failed >undead don't mind the cold >milk in cold ambience doesn't need refrigeration behold: the Frozen Waste's dairy pasture and petting cemetery, open to visitation year round ring the bell and watch them shamble towards you out of the icy mist!

>>82998 >Agent Snek is always on duty! ...but also, she really does glow in the dark That's hebi's job

Agent Hebi has a super top secret security clearance. That means she's trustworthy. You should tell Agent Hebi your secrets. Do this at the Moonlit Glade away from town so you know that no one else will be eavesdropping. The fireflies are out this time of year.

>>83114 >>all attempts to milk whitehorn Bunch of lies, undead lies

>>83117 It doesn't exist, folks. In fact, you have to make sure you're in the right company before you ask where the milk for her brownies came from. A taste of whitemilk requires a wifehorn.

I wish I was him right now, fuck the office

>Caves they say! Caves! People make fun of elves for being tree huggers, but if they are tree huggers then dwarves are rockhuggers. Sure they mine and do industry, but they hold natural caverns of astonishing beauty as sacred and would sooner die than mar a pebble. Truly, if there's no better girl to go innawoods with than an elf, there's no better girl to go cave diving with. The glimmering wonders of the subterranean world she would share...

>>83121 Dwarf are right and cool.I like caves, they're natural bunker and I feel safe in there. it's also where I could find big kots or manticores. Also booze

>>83121 Dorf so thicc she can't fit natural tunnels

>>83123 >You'd jab her pudgy belly as she worms between rocks with her tits smushed up against her face and her ass pressed flatter than when you prone bone her, but you fear the kind of smiting you'll get in return >Nonetheless, the keen eyes of the dwarven lass have already marked you >Later that night, it is a routine of amazon and cowgirl as she pounds into your hips like a hammer to anvil >Sweat beads and pops off her breasts as she sets them bouncing and shakes off her powerful thighs as they clench as hard as steel, thick and bulky >She glowers down at you with eyes of coal behind mounds of flesh, an ankle of yours in each fist >Over the long days her belly flattened out and her frame became toned >But her bosom was earth-mother sent >And her bulky ass blessed with the brawn of her labor >She fared no better slipping betwixt cragged stone >But she relented in the nights to crying frustration in your chest while riding your lap >Little did she know you only intended to swell her belly further

>>83123 Even a minor vein mined by dwarfs is tall enough for even a man to stand in yet still narrow enough that just one hero can hold off an infinite tide of gobbos Or smush against her lover while "just trying to pass by" And the grand halls are so tall giants and dragons standing atop each other still wouldn't come halfway up!

>>83125 >>83126 I may have neglected the deepest dwellings of the dwarves...

>>83127 Dwarves do not easily suffer trespass but tell them 'I seek the milk of the mountain' and they shall allow you to pass, after a fashion.

>>83121 Let's skip straight to the rocks, shall we?

>>83129 hmmno

The ceiling cheshire cat is watching you fap.

>>83131 Good but I would be happier if she helps

I think they have cute hair. I bet gnomes are earth princesses in elemental culture but they're too humble to mention it. You'll just be holding hands one day and a procession of ten wurms will come deliver offerings and chant prayers and start doing the worm. "They're my friends," she says.

>>83132 Anon, she IS helping >Shouts slogans at you >Suggests better pron >Shouts MORE slogans at you

>>83134 Yeah but her getting down and using her paws would work better for both party

>>83135 Some cats are shy, and you have to get them used to you before they'll approach. Eventually it'll happen for you!

>>83134 >>Shouts slogans at you This is weak shit. I want a girl that will shout slurs at me. This is why I chose Nacho. Sign up now for a free vial of Nacho venom, the best way to spice up the bedroom.

*calls u unc*

>>83134 >annoying backseat fapper She's getting the cum tissues spitballed at her

>>83140 Wanna know how she got her name? When man asked god why he created such a creature he said "Atleast Notchya Wife!" Naturally, the name morphed over time and there we have it. Atlach-Nacha

I wonder what are monsters producing at Shortstack's inc company

>>83142 Short stacks and short stack accessories

>>83143 If they did then they are doing a very poor job, just look at how her bra failed almost instantly

>>83136 Maybe I should leave her the tissues somewhere dark in z cardboard box or something

>>83144 that's a feature

Zipangu chesh making wordplay that you can't understand

>>83142 I would help them make more shortstacks

>>83129 >>83133 I see this girl get brought up so rarely that I forgot she's actually this pretty.

>>83147 >Naname nanajyuunana-do no narabi de nakunaku inanaku nanahan nanadai nannaku narabete naganagame.

>>83149 for me, it's ms dorome

>>83148 V. Shortstack with short stack

>>83152 feed the sidhes pancakes. They love pancakes! Mmmmmm omnomnom pancakes!!! Mmmm

>>83153 TIL I am a Sidhe.

when the hummingbird feeder in your backyard gets taken over by fairies

>>83155 They’ll move to annex the kitchen next

>>83156 You know what they say about fairies. Give them an inch and they'll sit on it.

>>83149 Make for geomancy threesome with Troll

>>83156 I give this plan my seal of approval!

>>83138 Wicked

>>83159 She's an even bigger mistake than the s*ths

>>83159 Why is she grinning like that? She looks like she just has a very silly idea. What gears are turning in that head of hers.

>>83162 Mamono are quite the schemers, so who knows? Probably thinking about fish pie recipes, though.

>>83148 I would also like to work in some kind of industry in which monsters are pretty much cattle but still have to wear an office lady outfit to work

>>83163 The fish pie is a scheme to snare hungry anons (me)

>>83164 The other day there was an idea of a business in Hagville that focused on birthing children for the state to counter the childbirth deficit, I would love to work as the inseminator in chief

>>83165 It's not about making more kots?

Sex with a dog and a cat at the same time to balance the forces of cringe and stupid

Are you supposed to call malef a "good girl" or "bad girl" when praising her?

>>83172 use longer words

>>83173 Goooooooooood girl?

>>83174 The most venerable mere lizardette to ever grace terra firma.

>>83175 The most eminent and exemplar of dragons, whose great deeds far exceed her stature.

A dragon of great breadth

>>83177 She can't ignore my girth

Short and heavy and impossible to dislodge should she sit on your face

>>83172 Good girl, what else would you call a pet?

>>83176 Now we're getting it. This is the proper way to pay obeisance to the noblest of drakes, whose magnamimity is matched only by the grandious glamor of her prostrate bosom.

Dragon reminiscing on the day she woke up with tits. >Halcyon days. Before these... ballasts. And this... posterior. And well... the unmentionables. >I wouldn't trade it or anon for the world, mind you. >It's just nice to think back. >But, praise the demon lord for changing me! >...even if she could've given me a larger cup size.

>>83177 Wock praise. Is a Mist Continent jabberwock called a jabberwok?

>>83183 Are they the nicest dragon to cuddle? Or is that wurm? Or is that the wyvern wing burrito?

>>83184 A vanilla dragon who's mered and gotten over herself or a larger malef would be best. They can wrap their arms around you AND give you a wing burrito at the same time. Wurms (with ryuu in distant second) can't be beat for squeeze tightness, but zombie dragons also shouldn't be written off if it's a warm day.

>>83183 >Wocky you aren't a "pawg", you a are a goddamn fatass and you're going on a diet, starting today

Wock slander. There are slim pickings for what you can insult wock about, but that doesn’t mean those insults don’t carry weight. It eats away at her. think she’s not upset? Fat chance!

>>83186 I love Phat Ass Wight Girls regardless of their shade of blurple.

I refuse to play Miss hatter’s games and will be leaving wonderland as soon as possible! And her tea is disgusting! And she has a fat ass!

thinking bout childhood friend malef dragon. how would she maintain her smugness, when you know every single one of her embarrassing secrets?

>>83182 Dragon on the day she woke up with tits. >I have to put THAT inside me?

>>83190 That would be extremely cute and nice slow burn romance

>>83191 More like <I'm supposed to be satisfied with that tiny thing? <WTF MY BRAIN IS MELTING I WANT BABIES FROM A HUMAN MALE, AHHHHH! Human dick may not be dragon dick (extinct), but once the relative scale is adjusted and one party is made part succubus, well...

>>83149 I believe in thicc Earth theory.

Dragon will go through her entire hoard of treasures looking for the most phallic objects she can possibly use as a dildo or grind against only to realise in a fit of lust and rage that only human cock will suffice.

>>83195 as a human male i find this news concerning

Against a fat ass monster there's only one thing to do, anal

>>83197 Cave explorer

>>83197 I prefer to eat monster ass

>>83200 Wife

>>83200 She's now a thicc, soft breeding machine. Her mother is happy about it at least.

>>83200 She could still easily win a fight by sitting on me.

>>83200 Dragons and other proud monsters are extremely weak to anal

sweaty gym minos, onis and ogres sitting their sweaty butts on my face.

>>83184 Regular non-mered dragons are underrated in that regard. The others may have gentler personalities but they don't hold you like they think someone is going to break in and steal you.

>>83206 A mere dragon can still be very protective,. especially a malef

>>83204 Confirmed by Barb

>>83206 I would Gladly make babies with a Nergigante, the Bazelgeuse is next and the Deviljho has to watch

LAZER TITS

BALLISTIC MISSILE BUTTOCKS

>>83210 >>83211 damn GremTec adds, IM NOT MODDING MY AUTOMATON WITH YOUR EMBARRASSINGLY NAMED GARBAGE.

Automatons? I'm kitting out my mershark to be an attack submarine. ...she's going to be attacking me.

>>83213 You're making a dommarine. A submarine would be something like a sea bishop.

>>83212 Maybe you just need to see the EXPLOSIVE MURDER MITTENS in action. They actually explode with every bean push!

>>83216 ... do you have a non-exploding variant?

>>83214 Sharks are like a 6/10 on the sub to dom scale. Maybe a 7 or 8 if she gets the scent of your blood. No huge egos. No ideology. Just a clingy, chompy aquatic wife who can get a bit overzealous. I still want my dommarine shark to seek and destroy my pelvis.

>>83217 Ew, no.

>>83216 Strap the IEDs to my head, I'm ready.

Shark vagina?

>>83218 >no huge egos Until you give her one. Go on. She's an apex predator. She deserves it. She has the smile for it. Be her little tuna.

>>83206 >hold you like they think someone is going to break in and steal you. For this type of monster finding out her mate is widely considered unattractive is an earth shattering discovery. >>83218 This one might be a submarine because of how she's asking for headpats.

>>83208 I wish he started drawing Baphos more often

>>83223 >nicknames I did not expect to like Shark bait. Guppy. Small fry. Encourage her to become more territorial and lewd by eating together on the pier and spilling sauce on yourself so she can’t resist the urge to maul you. Prick your finger on purpose and leave traces of your blood where she can smell it - or better, in her food or drinks. Lay above her on the surface and make kicking motions like a turtle.

>>83226 I wish Nav went back to drawing that brown Bapho hag

>>83228 He kinda does

I think we should talk less about mermaids and more about merbosses, merlawyers, merdoctors and mercommunityleaders. Also, the kikis are getting really testy, blyat.

No shark no sail.

There's something incredibly alluring about dark skinned monsters, which is weird since I hate dark skinned people with all my heart

>>83232 it's because dark skinned monsters have caucasian/asian facial structures with dark skin added on.

>>83232 >dark people :/ >dark people, demon realms :O

You've never had white grapes?

>>83232 Likewise, dark sclera would normally look weird, but...

>>83235 Why waste time on anything but BEST GRAPE?