>>85920 I think the <John Romero's About to Make You His Bitch marketing slogan would work A LOT better with mamono

>Grem hits you with her realm silver market gardener >Instant incubise

>>85924 COWARD I HUNGER

>>85924 >>85925 Finally, an aggressive yandroid.

>>85921 The whole game's a fucking joke.

>>85926 Androids are robots modeled after male appearance, womanlike bots are called gynoids.

>>85902 >If it's farmland, then you are going to get cowed, sheeped and browncowed. but where is the shepherd kobold? wheres the werewolf in sheep's clothing that would do anything if it meant i dont tell secrets to the rest of the flock (they know but they're polite to not bring it up)? where is the gremlin who only comes out of the garage once a year in harvest season with her newly upgraded tractor?

>>85928 I'mma need a dedicated pun mamono to tell me the pun wasn't worth it, not some random Anon.

navs drawing baphos again

>>85906 Need post-isekai language teacher learncow. Come to think, I'd actually have something to teach her in that case, assuming the touch magic didn't work quite right for whatever reason. Sounds like a nice way to bond. >HFW you use your new skill to write a barely coherent (to anyone else, she knows how you think so she mostly gets it) but heartfelt love letter

how are nyou doing on this fine day of catur?

>>85931 Good, now I hope he goes bacl to pear shaped lolis and the brown Bapho hag

>>85933 >dating a monster girl but she keeps stopping to read a phrase book that you're not sure is entirely accurate

>>85935 the bapho in that pic is the only good bapho!

>>85939 May a thousand angry baphos tap dance on your roof each night.

>>85845 >She drinks the milk and eats the cookies as well as the roses At least her breath will smell nice.

>>85940 I would sue for the damage they caused to my rooftiles! maybe i could get a full roofrestoration out of it!

>>85942 Anon, you know loli demonic lawyers will tie you up in torts for years! The only reason you'd do something like that is a secret lust for loli OLs.

>>85942 Baphs are too light and light on their feet to damage anything. Plus, if the time those goose harpies terrorized Canada by honking at all hours of the night is any indication, the wildlife will be left to do as it pleases anyway.

>>85943 My plan is to get a danuki that has an issue/beef with the sabbath just to set up a precedent >>85944 Baphs are sentient and not wildlife ergo they are responsible for their own action

>>85945 You know the poem about the old woman who swallowed the fly? You are headed RIGHT DOWN THAT PATH

Still cold Hebis require husbands warm embrace

>>85946 why would a woman swallow an abbadonfolk? (i dont know the poem tbh)

>>85948 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly

>Monster Girl Encyclopedia? >Nah, this is the Monster GRILL encyclopedia >It's a restaurant not a book, though we definitely wrote the book on grilling >Don't get many single guys coming in here (at least not without a rape wish) >We got red meat, white meat, realm beast meat, fried meat, grilled meat, seafood, roast meat, and seafood with meat. >Hope you got a large appetite, cause our portions are made for our ravenous, carnivorous clientelle >Can be hard to adjust to urban life when your species' diet is meat meat and more meat >Find yourself a seat and we'll be right over, or go up to the all you can eat. >Just watch you don't end up as dessert for one of the regulars

>>85951 I will order fishos to attract cats

>>85951 What would be the difference between fried and roasted meat? I wish to study this distinction further

>>85953 >Doesn't understand difference between roasting and frying This Anon needs to be Kiki'd IMMEDIATELY

>Anon once again fails to read the room >In his defense, he can't read anything, let alone a room. >>85954 No, this one needs a hound or salamander.

>>85952 I heard that fish and chips summon chesho

>>85956 I would love the Chesho most of all kots, but I worry that I do not deserve a Chesho.

>>85951 they will wrap anything in bacon

>>85958 hot

>>85957 Same, we can only try do better

>>85959 Crispy

>>85958 They wrapped an entire onion in bacon. AN ONION.

>>85963 You stuff hotdogs with onions so why not bacon

>>85963 OK, that actually sounds awesome.

>Go to grill >Get bacon >Beeg monster saddles up near you >"You like bacon as well? No way!"

>>85967 My heart would go pitter-patter, especially if beeg monster if floofy

If I can't eat the meat off the girl's tummy/tits/butt then is it really a grill? ...I hope that is some form of fire elemental magic, where I can have sizzled bacon of a horc or ogre's abs

>>85967 Fate

>>85963 Sounds good, me love onions

on this weeks episode of large monsters and small humans:

>>85967 Can a Manticore make grilled cheese?

>>85974 Manticores cannot because their IRRESISTABLE CHEESE LUST prevents them from getting to the cooking part.

>>85973 Technically this is big monster, small human, smaller monster

>>85974 A coreq madame

>>85948 Abbies aren't flies, they're locusts.