>>85167 Srsly: mge/k/ crossover https://www.007airsoft.com/products/src-kikimora-hard-kick-gbb-co2-special-edition

>>85146 I can see a lot of ex-SadHags wanting to stay in Hagville and flaunt their new Husbando like a fashion handbag. Others are going to retire to the suburbs or a country farm to raise kids.

>>85169 plus who else are they going to play bridge with?

I like to think that hagville is like 60% married hags and their families (Very, very large families) and 39% unmarried hags. And 1% Anons who are in extreme danger of sudden marriage.

>>85171 Post YFW hag harem. Can you handle all the baked goods and comments on what a strapping young man (perfectly average) you are?

>>85172 I could never, ever have a harem. I have so much anxiety and so much self-loathing that I'd just panic and have a psychotic break. I'd be lucky to believe ONE woman could love me. Two or more? And navigating the interpersonal dynamics? Forget it. Never happen. That being said it'd be neat to have a wife to wake up to in the morning.

>>85172 Tfw peak cumfy Multiple competing cakes on the tea-trolley, and having to sample them all fairly. Order a burger, its going to arrive with exactly the right number of pickles on it or the manager is going to get beat up in the alley out back. Lots of long slow non-energetic sexx You want a 7course cordon-bleu, okay. You want nuggz and fries also okay.

>>85035 >bunyip shedding season >her scales come off with the fur like a ready-made rug >have to pawn off yipfur to neighbors since you already have blankets of the stuff >spent long hot showers and baths with your yip to make sure your house doesn't get covered in scalefur >your clothes are never safe though >never >all worth the feeling of running your fingers under her shed scales and feeling the pure virgin fluff underneath and setting it free and huffing it like a fresh rhubarb pie

>>85175 God it must be nice to give deeeeeep scritches to your wife.

>>85157 okay there bugs bunny

>>85177 https://files.catbox.moe/rz00a8.gif

>>85171 >(Very, very large families) and 39% unmarried hags Every day every Hagville daughterfu has 3-4 Cool Wine Aunts teaching them cool things. Every night every Hagville Winebar has a crowd of sad "Goddess, they could have been our daughterfus" drunks.

>>85179 See, you wouldn't get me into one of those bars. But if there was a small town ice cream shop? Or a DINER? I'd be in SEVERE DANGER.

>>85180 > small town ice cream shop Be careful, they're just as dangerous. How many Cool HagAunts are going to be in there treating their 'neices' to sneaky icecreams their mamas don't see?

>>85176 Did you know? Bunyip purring.

>>85182 Bunyip purring would send me straight to heaven

>>85182 >immobilized and engulfed in an unmatched quantity of fluff >the fluff begins to purr, sending deep vibrations into your body and stimulating your vagus nerve

Guys, manticores are NOT just teddy bears. They're NOT just beanbags. They're NOT just recliners. I tried to lay down on one and she just raped the fuck out of me and I don't think I'll ever be the same. RAPIST beanbag! RAPIST blanket! RAPIST teddy bear!

>>85186 Sounds like user error

>>85183 >bunyip kissing session >she's coiled your legs together and weighing you down against the bed >both of your arms starfished together with fingers interlocked >long lost your sense of the world, all is her fluff on your skin and the love on your lips >her blushing cheeks are like hot coals in front of your face >there's nowhere else in the world you'd rather be, but more than that, she's finally relaxed >completely in the moment, completely in you >then the crackling >is she broken? >is she hissing? >senses your apprehension and peels back >immediate bunyip kiss withdrawal hits you like a cold wind of winter >push forward and topple her >fluffy arms complete her full coil around your body >bunyip crackles erupt into deep-chested purrs that reverberate into you through her squished tits

>>85186 Absolute nonsense, look at her

>>85189 Not only am I looking, I'm laughing.

>>85189 this is all mamono every single species, every single individual they're all like this. profiles are just HOW TOUGH ARE YA?! interviews

>>85189 MIDF in thread Guys it's a cum trap. Just when you think you're snuggling it out, it turns into the manta sutra, and you're being dryhumped into the bed and her tail.

>>85186 You just didn't get a subcore, sorry for you

>>85188 Crackles?

>>85185 Monsters are NOT allowed access to my nervous system. It's important.

>>85188 >>85185 Need. Need a lot

>>85197 you are destined for an unfortunate accidental bodyswap with a mindflayer

Fujoshi alp who shitposts on AO3

>>85196 The kind of purr from an old street cat.

>>85158 list of ms. genie's monstrous features >cute >great tits >beautiful clothes >lives in a lamp >ears are kinda pointy >gradient hair color >can end the world with a snap of her fingers >cums to having her butt rubbed

>>85181 MGC just sounds like Koriko from Kikis delivery service or other mid sized, comfy seaside ghibli town

>>85203 MGC is large mice dragging human-sized slices of pizza down the stairs, and stumbling into grimy bars with one lamp-lit poker table filled with scarred lizard mobsters smoking in stained tanktops

>>85200 >fujoshit alp checks out, its the only mg with the brain of a 3dpd faggot

MGC is a dystopian hellhole made of concrete, wageslaves and broken dreams. >>85203 That would be the countryside

Monster Girl City is like the city of Cynosure in Grimjack, a place where all realities meet and the genre of story and setting you find yourself in depends on which block of the city you enter

MGC is a hivecity with constant gang fights, sex and factory work

>>85209 okay but they have to be gimmick gangs like The Warriors

>>85210 For me, it's the The Bubblegum Bimbos: bunch of Eros mamono in pink jumpsuits who chew bubblegum

>>85210 They know men are weak a good theme.

>>85210 It's all gimmick gangs with silly outfits

>>85211 Beware when they're all out of gum.

Goons do make good wives. You can't buy loyalty like that. Unless you're hiring goons, that is.

>>85216 Hired goons?

>>85216 >be aspiring villain anon >put up an ad about hiring goons for your crime syndicate >a bunch of jubjubs and raijus show up smelling weird and talking about porn >meanwhile, at the other side of MGC <"the hell are you lot talking about, I wanted to masturbate together for hours watching porn, not rob goddamn banks"

>>85216 Yup. Kot bodyguard are rare but they love to snug... to protect and fight

>>85218 Villain Anon could try his luck with Raijus anyway, their electric powers got to be useful somehow. The latter Anon should have a much easier time with his plans.

>>85216 I will mever understand why children nowadays associate goons with masturbation

>>85221 It's just another way of saying "edging" with some idiotic discord /trash/ subculture added. I'm not a fan how the attitude towards porn got polarized so hard, nowadays it's either "gooning" your brains out in your "goon cave" or neo-puritan anitporn schizophrenia and blaming all your problems on porn.