hot cross buns

>>84897 I mean if she can sqrt()

RABBIT POSTING GO!

>>84901 She can only squirt if you make sure her squirting reservoir is filled. And it works a lot better with water in it than chunky peanut butter, ya big perv.

HEBI EASTER ANONS

>>84839 >Pregnant children are gross Agreed, unironically. That's why it's a good thing monsters are almost impossible to knock up without intentionally trying for that result.

Boy I tell ya. Those monsters are crazy. All I asked for was a leg of lamb, instead I got a weresheep lap dance and intercrural.

I mean it they’re nuts. She said do I like hot crossed buns. I said yeah. I come back in the evening and the rabbit’s put tape over her nipples and strung herself up on an SM cross. Crazy I tells ya.

I tell ya I got this gargoyle rubbing her boulder tits all over my junk and then she rolls them back saying “he has risen “

It's been a while and i haven't seen FarHill's contest comm, maybe i missed it. Spinaceous' is in the making. Also to Magus: Yerb's is finished with your comm, he's waiting for your confirmation.

>>84909 I'm sure what FarHill wanted was a picture of a Leanan Sidhe with huge boobs. She uses them for titty typing, the most EROTIC form of typing.

>>84911 >WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING UP MY INSECURITIES! >starts crying, you feel bad

>>84912 >uh... w-what a great big heart you have?

>>84912 But I like girls with big ears. It makes me want to gently nibble them while whispering sweet nothings about making BBQ and doing THE SEX.

try to look up something from an old thread realize those oider threads are gone

>>84913 I am absolutely powerless to ANY woman who does this to me. Fortunately IRL no woman would ever, so I am safe. But could you IMAGINE? The sheer terror of a cute boog or beast or boogbeast just holding you down while you can do nothing to stop her?

>>84918 I wanna be the chew toy in that scenario. Just let me have it. I’ll enjoy it.

So! It's spring. And uhh. Yeah. What now?

>>84887 It's a show of force, he has the right idea. Sadly, this means bad things for his window when she returns it signed, initialed, dated, and notarized (by her mom), but some things must be sacrificed for romance.

>>84920 Is this a bunny, it has bunny ears

>>84903 So then it does work with peanut butter? >>84914 Somewhere an elf just spontaneously orgasmed.

>TSA hounds pull anon aside when he's returning from his trip >he's nervous >they can smell he's nervous >"So... returning from vacation?" >"Y-yep." >"Packed all your souvenirs?" >"U-uh huh." >"Can you tell me exactly why you had 50 jars of peanut butter in your suitcase?" >nervous sweating intensifies >"I-I like peanut butter. I got some for souvenirs." >One of the hounds scribbles down 'Mr Anon likes peanut butter' >"If I didn't know any better. I'd say you were SMUGGLING peanut butter." >*gulp* >"N-no mam." >"Really? Are you sure? Do you know the legal limit on peanut butter you can carry duty free?" >"No mam. I only got two dozen there at most." >"49 Jars. You got 50. 50 jars. Exactly. I counted them. Are you calling me a liar?" >"J-just a clerical error, Mam." >*Paws slam on table* >"CLERICAL ERROR MY ASS. ANON. YOU'RE JUST LOOKING TO GET RAPED BY ONE OR MOR SECURITY HOUNDS AREN'T YOU?" >*anon breaks down in tears* >"IT'S TRUE! OH I ADMIT IT."

>>84925 >Flight getting delayed because of this kind of retards MGE can't be perfect

>>84925 Here's how you make this into a REAL horror movie: >All the TSA hounds are ALREADY MARRIED

>>84926 He's returning from a flight. He may be retarded but he's considerate. >>84927 Despair.

>>84927 >Get fined >Go home with too much peanut butter >Try not cry >Fail

>>84930 >>84929 Now you listen here. You can either sit at home, eating jar after jar of peanut butter until your tears smell of peanut butter and then a hound will come lick them off your face, or you can man and try the shipping port hounds instead.

>>84931 Why not seize initiative and ask out a single hellhound?

>>84932 Ugh. You don't know ANYTHING about romance.

>>84932 That could work. We need to get more hounds into work so anons can have sex with jobhounds like cophounds and guardhounds and tsahounds.

>>84931 That's the better way to go, really. It's more expensive, but if you rent a shipping container, fill it with soft lighting, soft blankets, beer and beef jerky, you can then get inside and "smuggle" yourself across the border. When x-rays or your container's suspiciously low weight causes an inspection you can be raped in comfort and elegance. You can even try soundproofing the thing, if you like.

Whatever, you fags are overthinking it. I'mma buy ONE big jar of peanut butter, slather myself in it nekkid, and run in the park. Also nekkid. I'll be married in 1 hour flat for like 10 bucks total.

>>84936 >I'll be married in 1 hour flat for like 10 bucks total. Marriage is cheap in MGC. Raising children not so much.

>>84937 See, this is why I voted for Miss Anubis. Her public works programs would've been great for jobs and salaries!

>When you somehow manage to survive your business trip across the portals unmarried only to get hounded at the return portal >definitely not profiling single earth humans

>>84938 Dude just get lucky and win the lottery lmao how is the economy even real

>>84936 Enjoy your squirrel and/or poodle kobold.

They probably have smarter monsters working at the portal security, but I suppose dogs are supposed to be guards. Anubutts would make for great guards. >Sniffs forged passport >Growls

>>84941 Don't tell the squirrels this, but I've been into them since I saw the lady squirrel ardently pursuing Arthur in Disney's the Sword in the Stone.

These hounds would never survive under harsh depresso conditions.

We should think about how monsters can help us abroad instead of just harassing us. Wouldn't it be nice to have a therapy kobold walking around the airport you can pet if you're afraid to fly or need to de-stress after a 12 hour delay?

>>84946 Need therapy snek for snek cuddles

>>84944 Counterpoint: Burg. Counterpoint2: headpat. Counterpoint3: When the going gets ruff, the ruff get snuggling. >>84945 >Slips your passport back with a note with her number on it

>>84946 you can please old women for money

>>84946 Air hostess monsters?

>>84949 How much do I have to spend?

>>84950 Imagine the variety a shog flight attendant could bring to bland airplane food! It's all shogloaf, but the taste and texture is different for every dish!

>>84951 a few conceptions ought to do

>>84946 >"Are you sure about this? You know it's a long distance flight." <"I'm built for long distance flying, I'm not built for spending sixteen hours in a small metal can."

>>84955 she says that but then stops every 15 minutes for "refueling"

>Hey anon, do you know where the term gremlin originates from in your world? >No? >Well as we're about to board this flight let me tell you ALL about it

>>84949 That last one is doing things to me. >>84957 I'm going to hold her the whole flight so she can't make her way onto the wing or into the galley after midnight.

>>84955 >This time, Anon and Wyvern are stuck taking a plane because she's too full of babies to fly him halfway around the world right now >She's absolutely WHTIE KNUCKLING IT the whole time >No snark, no jokes, no snide remarks >Just a slightly worried Anon and his pregnant wife

>>84949 I would do it for free

>>84959 <Do you know how unsafe these things are? <They fly higher than you can even breathe! >Yes, but-- <And they're powered by explosions! <The wings don't even move! >Anon spent his entire flight like this. He'd never admit it aloud, but he was glad to not need goggles or a heavy jacket this flight. Broody dragons are nothing to trifle with.

>>84956 mid-air refueling is possible, but getting leglocked at 600mph takes a lot of getting used to

How beeg/tall do dragons get in their human forms? Are wocks the largest?

>>84965 5'6", maybe

>>84965 >Are wocks the largest? There's no indication that an average wock is bigger or smaller than other dragons.

>>84967 You wouldn't guess it but it's actually dragon-newts

>>84965 wurms are the largest but it's not really a fair comparison

>>84969 You could argue ryus are longer. If you were to stretch a ryu and a wurm out as long as they can, I feel the ryu would go further. It takes more metric wurms to make 1 ryu.

>>84970 it's like reticulated pythons and anacondas pythons are longer but anacondas are thicker and heavier

>Collection of different dragons quickly descends into bickering over definition of large >Some using wingspan >Some using mass >Some using displacement >Some using cup size

LONG WURM IS LONG

>>84972 only thing large about them is amount of time they've been single.

>>84974 >Dragon lifespan close to infinite >Human lifespan (without magic) 70 years >Anon's duration being single / Anonlifespan ~ 0.4-0.3 > Dragon's duration being single / infinity ~ 0 > 0 is smaller than 0.3 or 0.4 >Conclusion. Anon is larger time single than dragon

>>84975 and yet she omitted the amount of actual time she has been single. keep coping, lizard.

>>84976 It's but a blink of an eye in her great, great, great lifespan. She's actually been single for a smaller amount of time than her peers! Who needs to know the exact amount of time - who even keeps track of these things anyway. Anyway. Get perplexed, confounded and, dare I say, jested upon mere ape.

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>>84978 Damn chesh got claws

>>84978 Lovely bunny.

>>84920 >>84980 My expertise tells me these are not bunnies

>>84977 >who even keeps track of these things anyway. there are cave paintings predating the written language depicting her being single

>>84978 that first hellhound pic is peak

>>84982 Those cave paintings depict some other lizard. She should know - she was there when the apes painted it! Checkmate.

>>84978 BITEY GIRLS = BEST GIRLS

>>84978 >Chesh pic When you ask cheshire to treat you like a chair

>>84978 >wet dog towel off before you catch a cold

>>84986 She's very cute, as is fitting for the cheshire.

>>84980 unlike hunting for easter eggs, shog eggs hunt for you

>>84986 2 am zoomies, to be expected of cat

>>84990 I'm manifesting the sleepshire cat. A sleepshire cat in her snooze phase. Giving sleep if you will. Snoremoding and hit-the-haymaxxing.

You've been visited by dog.

>>84993 Is this a side quest?

>>84994 Yes, by completing it, you get your choice of soup, salad, or potato.

>>84978 This chesh is peak sexo, the need for to tame the chesh rise

>>84995 That's a stange reward, but who am I to judge

>>84995 if i dont turn in the quest, can i then keep the 'bold?

>>84997 You get entrées by doing the main quest. >>84998 Yes.

Fortune favors the 'bold.

>>85000 Does she belong to the hidden village of the paw?

>>84996 No one who wants to TAME the Chesho deserves the Chesho.

>>85000 Kunai dog. CUTE.

>>85002 it's more about the journey than the destination

I want to huff cat ass

>>85002 It's not about succeeding but the constant struggle for domination.

>>85002 >>85006 Also I meant tame more as "punish"

Dynamic-equilibrium-dom with chesh, where both sides are constantly out to one up the other.

>>85008 It makes adventuring fun and a nightmare/comedy for everyone around

>>85009 >The map says we must cross this somewhat narrow stream <You could probably jump it >Don't be ridiculous, it's at least 2 foot across <*BAWK BAWK BAWK*

I don't want to have such an adversarial relationship with any cat. I want a cat who is cuddly and likes being warm.

>>85011 30 adversarial 70 cuddles

>>85012 >Anon demands 70 cuddles per day >Chesho never gets her 30 adversarial due to extended cuddles time

Adversarial cuddles. Competitive spooning.

>>85011 My favorite kot is very amicable and perfect for cuddles.

>>85016 The pauldrons stay on during snuggles?

>>85017 Even if they do, they don't get in the way too much.

>>85016 You must CLIMB the kot to get into ear scritching position. It's worth it.

>>85019 Or you can just ask her politely.

>>85020 But what if she get flustered and can't say anything. It's your job to scratch this fluffy ears

Don't forget to love the Easter fox since she gave you so many freshly layed chocolate eggs

>>85022 >Easter fox Uh?

>>85020 Climbing a kot shows RESPECT.

>>85025 Spiny Rabbit >>85026 Attack Rabbit

>>85026 So that's where the easter eggs come from.

>>85026 She set the laying in auto

>>85023 it's like the christmas snake. don't worry about it

>>85030 Tell me more about the Christmas Snake. I am a little worried about her just because snakes would be cold. Can I offer a Christmas Snake a slice of ham, some sides, and a hot cider? We could eat together maybe... by my fireplace. With a space heater turned on nearby.

>>85031 she's like a snake except you let her into your house and give her 1 or more hardboiled eggs

>>85032 TIL that this is a Christmas Snek.

>>84898 >you asked Easter bunnies >got Eastern bunnies >fucking chinks can't get the order right

>>85034 I got your BUNs right here!

>>85032 >hardboiled eggs I hope she swallow it whole, that sounds hot. If I feed her all the eggs and she can't fit up the chimney again do I get to keep her? I won't mind the soot. >>85034 I won't say no to a rabbit in a China dress.

Sometimes, just before bed, I think about sleeping with mamono. SLEEPING with. >Have hellhound wife >Her eye flames don't go out when she's sleeping >And you need DARK to sleep >FULL DARK >Even worse, she crackles like a pair of woodwick candles when she's cuddling you >Makes sleeping almost impossible >Complain to waif >Fucked until unconscious thumbs_up.gif

>>85036 >Anon leaves dastardly trap out for Miss Christmas Snake >2 dozen hardboiled ostrich eggs, deviled >Watches furtively as she consumes them >He didn't poison them or anything >It's just, you know, a lot of eggs >Soon, the Christmas Snake is having a Christmas nap >Anon sneaks up and turns on the heat lamps he'd hidden in the room >Then curls up near her with a little bow on his head, and note To: Christmas Snake From: Anon

>>85038 I'd like to apologize to everyone who didn't get presents this year, but in about 16 years you'll be getting your stuff delivered at least twice as quickly.

What would Christmas Snake even deliver as presents? Just the usual Santa type stuff? Does she have elves who make them? I NEED MORE CHRISTMAS SNAKE LORE, DAMN IT!

Anons, I wrote a bunch of creepypasta-style short legends about monster girls. Probably my first non-trollpasta work, you tell me what you think of it! https://archiveofourown.org/works/82572356

>>85040 Also eggs It's the egg cycle

>>85034 You can't get the Easter bunnies, they are too stealthy, almost invisible

I should think that elves and dragons and other such races should have a form of separation anxiety. For in the long years of history, just like with vampires, though they don't count for turning their loved ones, one could imagine a chance relationship to fall between man and monster. We know that this has even been the case. And yet all of these tales, prior to the DL must have ended in the same way, the mortal span of a man wicking into nothing and leaving behind the deepest gulf of sorrow and pain. Now that love can fill that gulf of destiny, and such fears are no more, you'd think that there would still be a specter of that pain in these relationships. I wonder if elves have nightmares where they dream of you growing old and passing.

>>85043 rabbit scary they'll drag you down to the breeding warrens

>>85037 I probably fantasize about snuggling monsters ten times more often than fucking them.

>>85042 >Portals open >Next Christmas, families all over the world are confused by all the eggs being left for them >Chicken eggs >Duck eggs >Caviar >Dinosaur eggs >Those pantyhose that came in containers shaped like eggs >Those little plastic Easter eggs filled with egg-shaped candies

>>85044 you forgot undead in general, death isnt the end to the loneliness, just more

>>85047 Monsters can solve world hunger with eggs and dairy

>>85044 an elf once cried for so hard and for so long after she noticed anon had a gray hair that she became a banshee

>>85048 I don't think that the undead would suffer from the same thing, because there's nothing stopping them from just making you undead with them. That's also why I didn't count vampires. Because they'll just make you one of them.

>>85047 How egg-citing

>>85044 Wait until they see how often we end our lives sooner rather than later

>>85053 eh but thats just human things

>MGPD sending huge riot police units every time there's a large gathering of humans >absolutely kitted out like they're going to a war zone >"For public safety" >they don't even do anything except make cool poses and flex at the single guys Is this really the best use of our tax money?

>>85054 We do love dying for nothing

>>85041 >Years after Albert Einstein's formulation of the general relativity theory, the world saw Adolf Hitler rise to power. We all know which ethnicity has suffered the most from his actions. Yes, the same one Einstein's parents belonged to. >You know how the covid vaccines were said to be capable of altering the human genome? Not sure I want to keep reading about /pol/ shit personally. The idea of doing creepypasta about monster girls is fine, but this ain't it bro

>>85055 Take your pic >Public safety riot squads >Lining the pockets of Governmental foxes >Danuki slush funds >Futher militarization of MGPD "Break and Rape" squads used to dig out especially introverted Anons (they have tanks now)

>>85055 It would if I could flex too in state founded power armour to impress mamono citizen

>>85059 >power armour You know what they call a man in power armour? Canned meat.

>>85060 "Can opening" is a very popular category among certain monster media.

>>85061 >be frail, dainty elven maiden >purchase what the humans call a "canned soup" >zounds! the accursed container hath no lock or hinge! >seek assistance from the depository of all knowledge (the internets) <all "can opening" tutorials are just porn Such is life for dainty elven maidens in modern society

>>85060 Even when you're with and not against the mamonos?

>>84902 years to get each monster into a bunny suit >ushi-oni: century+ >medusa: 20-80 years >dullahan: 6 years >jabberwock: you met her in one >boggle: she is one

>>85060 Nah I'd win, I'd bap em with the ol antimatter sword and arrest them then allow my wife/squadmate to gingerly remove me from my shielding, teasing at every plug and port, like she was unwrapping a present, once we're back at HQ

>>85055 If human boyim were left to keep their hard earned taxes, they'd do nothing good with it! In fact, if they have less disposable income they'll be more likely to need a deem sugar momma in their lives. Its for the good of society really.

Sally expected a duel from you But she's a duel monsters player

>>85068 Dude her cards are burning her deck is disappearing

>>85069 She's taking the duel very seriously

>>85070 Hope those weren't important cards...

>>85068 Oh yeah? Well I PLAY POT OF GREED

>>85069 >An undefeated Salamander challenges anon for a duel >She gets aroused and burns her whole deck >Loses >She demands anon to give her babys

>>85072 But what does it do?

>>85073 Raising the kids might be cheaper than buying a whole new deck sometimes

>>85077 Is that what she calls the royal bedchamber when the curtains are drawn?

>>85078 give her a break anon, she only ever gets to play against anubis running competitive decks, they don't even let her use half her cards!

>>85075 Lady, that's not how this works.

>>85080 Are you sure about that?

>>85077 Sounds like Apophis' kingdom. >>85081 That one is more like >Of course I have been your wife all along. Don't be ridiculous, husband.

>>85076 Unless they are raised to be next generation duelist

>>85081 nurarihyon has been living inside your wall all this time Of course she's your wife

>>85084 This implies an alternative version where anon is peppered with kisses by some kind of ladder mamono if he wins.

>>85086 The ladder is also the apophis. I was thinking he peppers her with kisses, but that may take a long long long long long time given her long.

>>85034 I don't mind eastern bunnies

>>85080 >dragon talking to a cupid after taking a dozen demon silver bullets to the chest >"I don't understand, I confessed my love to him and he immediately started shooting at me." >"'You belong to me now' isn't really a confession of love, or at least that isn't how most humans see it. I can give you a second chance but I can't make him fall in love with you. This time try being a little less forceful, ask him out for dinner or something." >"or... something?" >"I'll go get the instructional tapes."

Anon the dragon licker

>>85090 I resemble that remark

>>85091 Anon the Lragon dicker?

>>85090 Can't taste good

>>85064 Gazer-chan sees you ignoring her! Gazer-chan has feelings to, you know!

>>85093 Salty licorice flavor

>>85095 Meh, I was hoping for something better from a malef

>>85096 blackberry flavor?

>>85097 Why would she taste like some old phone?

>>85093 Lick the part of the back between the wings. It’s a delicacy. Eating a dessert off a dragon is a grand dragonian tradition dating back at least 5 years.

>>85097 That's much better

>>85099 That wasn't a tradition, Anon. That was ONE wurm who confused a bakery with a "tiramisu mine." She didn't even HAVE wings.

>>85101 I’m sure it was a good time for everyone involved! That bakery has since seen increased customers and they’ve got a whole special menu where you can order things like the wurmymisu. I’ve seen at least one wock with a jelly on her tummy, a dragon with donuts on her horns and a wyvern with cake on her cake. Granted this was all at the one dragonian pervert cafe, but it’s a proud tradition nonetheless! Soon they’ll open sister branches in other monster cities!

imagine the disappointment when they find out "enter the dragon" is not pornographic at all

>>85103 I think mamono are able to enjoy a good martial arts movie even if there aren't any dangling balls in it.

>>85034 Well where do you think most rabbits come from? And since China has introduced social credit they've been looking to emigrate from China under all pretenses, you know, they don't like it when the system takes away social credit points from them every time they do cowgirl instead of missionary or doggy. Rabbits are very privacy-conscious! So when you get one order on two Easter bunnies, someone's just bound to include a typo and send you two Eastern bunnies, allowing them to flee the totalitarian surveillance regime. Be more appreciative of them, they're just looking for a dignified life!

>>85104 Marital arts movies?!

>>85106 I would simply tell all these succs that I am monogamous AND terribly lonely, so this is too many succs.

>>85107 >monogamous AND terribly lonely Those are two issues that could be solved with one succ horde.

>>85041 >>85057 Politics do make for a good creepypasta setting, since most of the horrors we know are actually man made and they are a lot scarier than some monster lurking in the forest or a couple ghost houses on the edge of civilization. The Albert Einstein reference and the mention of the church prosecuting astronomers was actually a good one, and the fact that our government is trying hard to convince us the supernatural does not exist only makes it look more plausible. If I would have been asked to provide the most unsettling monster, though, it'd be the ushi-oni. They're feral, aggressive, practically invincible, and above all they look monstrous enough, with their lower part being a horrid spider thing from Harry Potter movie.

>>85109 I recommend you leave the schizo /pol/ rants back where they belong. Just a small piece of advice.

>>85110 Anon, you're having a severe anaphylactic reaction. There's a difference between using politics as a scare factor, or even incorporating some references to it into a story, and going on full blown /pol/ rants. Don't overreact, because when people overreact, they often look like butthurt fags.

>>85109 >Politics do make for a good creepypasta setting Maybe if you're going for crappy gross-out horror. It's just the right kind of eye-rollingly familiar and banal.

>>85111 I'm not talking about the story, i'm talking about the spilling schizo rants in your posts.

>>85041 >Why do you think did the church harass all those medieval astronomers >how the covid vaccines were said to be capable of altering the human genome >Adolf Hitler never really died >non-trollpasta Uh-huh, yeah, sure. Anon you should spend ALL of your online time in monster girl communities. Eros willing your /pol/brain will go into remission if you starve that cancer out.

>>85114 >>Why do you think did the church harass all those medieval astronomers Galileo in particular was a cantankerous old cunt that would have been at home on Reddit if he was alive today.

>>85078 It's just what she calls her vagina. >>85115 My medication is maid cuddles, of course I'll take them. Dr. Horsepussy is so good at her job, my medication cleared everything right up!

>>85114 >Anon you should spend ALL of your online time in monster girl communities This but unironically. I'm much happier after I replaced all of my internet social activities with shitposting about monstrous women. Like, first thing I do when waking up is turning on PC and opening tabs with this board and thread and they stay open until I go to sleep.

>>85117 First thing I do is take caffeine for my headache. Second thing is post here. Third is shitpost on the MGE threads on /jp/. In any case I think this anon needs to be dropped in the Ushi pit for his safety and mental health.

Cow neighbors are the best, fresh milk every single day and for free

>>85120 I want to eat hebi neighbors mystery cookies

>>85121 Love nectar isn't weird, it's sweet and pure

>>85120 When you move into a Hagville apartment complex you still get buckets of fresh milk every day, despite not having cows in the neighborhood

>>85120 What's the most polite way to let your cow neighbor know that you'd be happy to help milk her?

>>85122 of course it's made out of love after all

>>85122 >sweet I think she has diabetes.

>>85126 Her heart only diabetes for you, so I guess she does. This is direct contrast to Ms. Lich whose heart doesn't diabete for anyone, but if it were to beat it would be for (you).

since i couldnt find the vampnonnete greentexts so that i can continue them ive been thinking of rewriting them some point in the coming days

>>85128 Don't do that. Write a proper story instead! No more greentext! Real prose awaits you!

>>85129 real prose i hard funny greentexts get to be short and epizodic

>>85130 God made you lose them for a reason. This is a sign to grow and evolve beyond your limitations. Will you make the Art Fairies proud? Or will you perish like a dog?

>>85131 >the threads seem to not have been archived(which is on me tbh) but now i must do the obligatory: >you dare? Kowtow a thausand times and i would leave your corpse intact?

>>85132 Young Master! This document is empty! To contemplate the void one must first begin by filling it! Ai ya!

>>85128 The only reference i can find to "vampnonnette" is on thread 53, but that leads to these other two posts(Thread 51 and 52). Using the spelling "vamp-nonnete" that you used in those other two posts gives me another one(Tread 54). Do tell me if there are any more.

>>85133 >No, i must cultivate and ponder the demon lords teachings >go ask the guy who lost most of his mana while training, maybe hed listen to your pratling >>85134 ABSOLUTELY GOATED, HOW DID YOU FIND THEM?

>>85135 I archive all of the threads as HTML. You just use grep(basic linux command) to search the HTML files as if they were text, and it spits out the file. From then i just open it in the browser and look for the post with ctrl+f.

>>85136 Letters form words, words form sentences, sentences form magic

>>85136 that seems like an incredibly usefull information thank you for telling me that also thank you for your hardwork

>>85138 >hardwork It took like 3 minutes.

>>85139 i meant archiving all the threads

>>85140 When you've been long enough on the internet, you learn to archive anything and everything you care about. Wish we had an actual functioning archive though.

CAKE

>>85142 And then the Queen of Hearts said: "Let them eat cake." And then anon ate cake.

>>85123 I would like to imagine that whenever a bachelor moves into Hagville a shadow war breaks out between the new guy's neighbors to see which one of them gets to claim the new guy.

>>85144 Hag Ops: Cold War

do married couples stay in hagville or is it just for thirsty bachelorettes seems like a dangerous place to keep living in once you've tied the knot

>>85146 They move to autumnville on the other side of the island.

>>85143 but not only the cake of the queen but the cakes of all who were there the cake of Alices and the cake of the Cheshire Cat the Mad Hatters, the March Hares and Dormouses all at the same table the cake of Humpty dumpty was spongy and soft, but even softer was the cake of the Jubjub The Trumparts all took a turn having their cakes eaten the Jabberwocks cake was the hardest to eat as she squirmed while anon ate it The Wonderworms cake wasnt tasty at all and smelled of tobacco At the end anon was no longer hungry but no matter what more and more cake was coming his way at the end he died of diabetes/too much anilingus

>>85146 The latter, I think; I mean, I seriously doubt that you would be in any real danger as a married couple, it's just that being around so many unmarried hags is just really fucking depressing.

>>85149 Anon, sticking around means getting asked if it’s an Open Marriage or Harem situation. Like, pretty often.

>>85150 not particularly. if you're a marked man you don't get much hassle

>>85124 "whoa, these look heavy, do you need help carrying them?" and if she says yes then you're locked on the milking route and need to just follow the natural flow of conversation

>>85153 It’s true! I wish to be garbed in silks and covered in perfumes while delirious on laudanum.

>>85154 why are you an alp

>>85153 correct women look good in them especially buff jacked ripped muscular tomboy mamonos

>>85155 Advanced trolling reasons

>>85153 >Not a harem outfit in sight Boo. This does make me want to dress my sole wife in a harem outfit just to annoy cuck horses and make my PP hard though.

>>84920 It's time to pollenate.

>>85159 She is NOT sticking it in my tube

>>85160 C'mon, Anon. You're not committing to anything. She's just SOUNDING you out? tee-hee titter-titter sniggle

>>85135 >ABSOLUTELY GOATED

>>85153 I wouldn't mind a loli Nurarihyon and her friends who are also sensual lewd monster species in harem outfits

>>85153 >A harem of harem mamono in harem outfits Hell yeah

>>85030 i didn't know the christmas snake was allergic to walnuts and i fear the vengeance she will wreak upon my homestead this year

>>85165 Tell her you moved to my house.>>85165

>>85115 Killdozer = Grem honeymoon fantasy activity Tesla deathray = again Grems or it's a sextoy for your Raiju waifu Suppressed pistols = OldHag upeads Kiki insists Mashtah should have his hands in her unddrwear drawers, not what she gas hidden in her other drawers >I had to google the LN Cleaner pic and now after JohnWick there is a real 'Kikimora' pistol - my homebrew BabaYagaKiki meme has gone full circle

>>85167 Srsly: mge/k/ crossover https://www.007airsoft.com/products/src-kikimora-hard-kick-gbb-co2-special-edition

>>85146 I can see a lot of ex-SadHags wanting to stay in Hagville and flaunt their new Husbando like a fashion handbag. Others are going to retire to the suburbs or a country farm to raise kids.

>>85169 plus who else are they going to play bridge with?

I like to think that hagville is like 60% married hags and their families (Very, very large families) and 39% unmarried hags. And 1% Anons who are in extreme danger of sudden marriage.

>>85171 Post YFW hag harem. Can you handle all the baked goods and comments on what a strapping young man (perfectly average) you are?

>>85172 I could never, ever have a harem. I have so much anxiety and so much self-loathing that I'd just panic and have a psychotic break. I'd be lucky to believe ONE woman could love me. Two or more? And navigating the interpersonal dynamics? Forget it. Never happen. That being said it'd be neat to have a wife to wake up to in the morning.

>>85172 Tfw peak cumfy Multiple competing cakes on the tea-trolley, and having to sample them all fairly. Order a burger, its going to arrive with exactly the right number of pickles on it or the manager is going to get beat up in the alley out back. Lots of long slow non-energetic sexx You want a 7course cordon-bleu, okay. You want nuggz and fries also okay.

>>85035 >bunyip shedding season >her scales come off with the fur like a ready-made rug >have to pawn off yipfur to neighbors since you already have blankets of the stuff >spent long hot showers and baths with your yip to make sure your house doesn't get covered in scalefur >your clothes are never safe though >never >all worth the feeling of running your fingers under her shed scales and feeling the pure virgin fluff underneath and setting it free and huffing it like a fresh rhubarb pie

>>85175 God it must be nice to give deeeeeep scritches to your wife.

>>85157 okay there bugs bunny

>>85177 https://files.catbox.moe/rz00a8.gif

>>85171 >(Very, very large families) and 39% unmarried hags Every day every Hagville daughterfu has 3-4 Cool Wine Aunts teaching them cool things. Every night every Hagville Winebar has a crowd of sad "Goddess, they could have been our daughterfus" drunks.

>>85179 See, you wouldn't get me into one of those bars. But if there was a small town ice cream shop? Or a DINER? I'd be in SEVERE DANGER.

>>85180 > small town ice cream shop Be careful, they're just as dangerous. How many Cool HagAunts are going to be in there treating their 'neices' to sneaky icecreams their mamas don't see?

>>85176 Did you know? Bunyip purring.

>>85182 Bunyip purring would send me straight to heaven

>>85182 >immobilized and engulfed in an unmatched quantity of fluff >the fluff begins to purr, sending deep vibrations into your body and stimulating your vagus nerve

Guys, manticores are NOT just teddy bears. They're NOT just beanbags. They're NOT just recliners. I tried to lay down on one and she just raped the fuck out of me and I don't think I'll ever be the same. RAPIST beanbag! RAPIST blanket! RAPIST teddy bear!

>>85186 Sounds like user error

>>85183 >bunyip kissing session >she's coiled your legs together and weighing you down against the bed >both of your arms starfished together with fingers interlocked >long lost your sense of the world, all is her fluff on your skin and the love on your lips >her blushing cheeks are like hot coals in front of your face >there's nowhere else in the world you'd rather be, but more than that, she's finally relaxed >completely in the moment, completely in you >then the crackling >is she broken? >is she hissing? >senses your apprehension and peels back >immediate bunyip kiss withdrawal hits you like a cold wind of winter >push forward and topple her >fluffy arms complete her full coil around your body >bunyip crackles erupt into deep-chested purrs that reverberate into you through her squished tits

>>85186 Absolute nonsense, look at her

>>85189 Not only am I looking, I'm laughing.

>>85189 this is all mamono every single species, every single individual they're all like this. profiles are just HOW TOUGH ARE YA?! interviews

>>85189 MIDF in thread Guys it's a cum trap. Just when you think you're snuggling it out, it turns into the manta sutra, and you're being dryhumped into the bed and her tail.

>>85186 You just didn't get a subcore, sorry for you

>>85188 Crackles?

>>85185 Monsters are NOT allowed access to my nervous system. It's important.

>>85188 >>85185 Need. Need a lot

>>85197 you are destined for an unfortunate accidental bodyswap with a mindflayer

Fujoshi alp who shitposts on AO3

>>85196 The kind of purr from an old street cat.

>>85158 list of ms. genie's monstrous features >cute >great tits >beautiful clothes >lives in a lamp >ears are kinda pointy >gradient hair color >can end the world with a snap of her fingers >cums to having her butt rubbed

>>85181 MGC just sounds like Koriko from Kikis delivery service or other mid sized, comfy seaside ghibli town

>>85203 MGC is large mice dragging human-sized slices of pizza down the stairs, and stumbling into grimy bars with one lamp-lit poker table filled with scarred lizard mobsters smoking in stained tanktops

>>85200 >fujoshit alp checks out, its the only mg with the brain of a 3dpd faggot

MGC is a dystopian hellhole made of concrete, wageslaves and broken dreams. >>85203 That would be the countryside

Monster Girl City is like the city of Cynosure in Grimjack, a place where all realities meet and the genre of story and setting you find yourself in depends on which block of the city you enter

MGC is a hivecity with constant gang fights, sex and factory work

>>85209 okay but they have to be gimmick gangs like The Warriors

>>85210 For me, it's the The Bubblegum Bimbos: bunch of Eros mamono in pink jumpsuits who chew bubblegum

>>85210 They know men are weak a good theme.

>>85210 It's all gimmick gangs with silly outfits

>>85211 Beware when they're all out of gum.

Goons do make good wives. You can't buy loyalty like that. Unless you're hiring goons, that is.

>>85216 Hired goons?

>>85216 >be aspiring villain anon >put up an ad about hiring goons for your crime syndicate >a bunch of jubjubs and raijus show up smelling weird and talking about porn >meanwhile, at the other side of MGC <"the hell are you lot talking about, I wanted to masturbate together for hours watching porn, not rob goddamn banks"

>>85216 Yup. Kot bodyguard are rare but they love to snug... to protect and fight

>>85218 Villain Anon could try his luck with Raijus anyway, their electric powers got to be useful somehow. The latter Anon should have a much easier time with his plans.

>>85216 I will mever understand why children nowadays associate goons with masturbation

>>85221 It's just another way of saying "edging" with some idiotic discord /trash/ subculture added. I'm not a fan how the attitude towards porn got polarized so hard, nowadays it's either "gooning" your brains out in your "goon cave" or neo-puritan anitporn schizophrenia and blaming all your problems on porn.