Wait, you relly did start a shirohebi-themed thread also >>83833 full house post number, lol

I was just about to make a thread too because everyone else was being lazy

>>83834 Hebis are good girls.

>>83823 >Anon puts out local ads on Craigslist >Gets various mamono interested in doing SCIENCE to their ears >Including an Ushi-Oni who demands that Anon manacle her down (she brought manacles, don't worry) >Keeps coming back for more testing >And with more ways to make sure Anon puts her in more and more bondage >Manacles >Straps >A ballgag >blindfold >Spinneret plug >Complicated series of ropes and knots that she spends hours explaining how to properly set up with Anon >A large wooden paddle with speed holes ("Just in case!" she says) >Ballgag with a 12" dildo attached so you have to swallow 12" of rubber cock before you're actually gagged (She swears she's using it correctly but you're almost positive she's insisting on using it backwards) >Anon is beginning to suspect this Ushi-Oni is doing her own scientific research unrelated to his own

>>83836 i've heard of these fabled milksnakes

>>83833 FINALLY HEBI IS ON THE FRONT REJOICE

>>83836 Hebi weekend everyone

tummies

need the deep and heavy love of snake

show me the hebi tummy

>>83843 she do just be showing it snakes like to play to their strengths, i suppose

>>83844 I was initially only referring to the human half of the hebi when talking about hebi tummies. Those are good. Pokeable. Lickable. Sexy and framed nicely by her clothes. But, also... the snek portion tummy is also good. You could run your hand along it and feel every bump.

>>83843 there's a bit of everyone

What happens if you ever so delicately touch the tip of a hebi's ear?

>>83847 Touching hebi's sensitive ears is like marriage proposal Who ever touches the tip of her ears must take responsibility

>>83786 At the Graveyard you can take the undead home and give them lots of your mana, I don't think it's a safe idea to take the hags home though and let them roam free

>>83849 I dunno, Miss 'Nuki's making a lot of good points about home ownership advice and how she'll be able to help me out if I show her my place.

>>83847 if she didnt like you you wouldnt get anywhere near her

If you don't have eggs with your Hebi yet, ask her if she'll let you paint her tail for the Easter.

>>83852 Anon, this is the kind of behavior that will cause a hebi to coil you straight through Easter weekend.

>>83853 Just don't bring up the eggs part.

>>83854 OR! OR! OR! Immediately bring up the lack of eggs and ask if she needs your help producing eggs. Then you get to fuck a HEBI. FOREVER.

Hebi, hebi, FUCK FUCK! FUCKY WUCKY HEBI SNEX SNAKEY WAKEY BABIES BABY SNAKEY WAKEYS CUTESY SNAKELING BABIES!

hebi eggs

the moo-nopoly of one species in this thread must end.

>>83852 >Painting the sensitive part of hebis tail You are just asking for it at this point

>>83862 is this what the moo-triarchy believes?

>>83862 Bovines and bovine accessories

>>83849 I want to collect them all, in all heights and shapes, pear shaped, big titty, loli, oppai loli, etc. One Zombie for each occasion.

>>83864 unlike in milk processing, the moo-triarchy's opinions are not homogenized. but, if you were to survey a field of cows, i think most of them would probably say: YES. You SHOULD touch that cow! In fact, the COW SHOULD TOUCH YOU BACK.

>>83862 I agree Hebis does have fine udders

>>83865 Trillions of men, possibly more, are caught by surprise each year when they think it is 'fine' and 'no risk' to cross a field of 'harmless' cowgirls.

>>83866 Fine body escort zombie for the workplace dinners, muscle zombie for working out at the gym, mommy zombie for snuggles and cuddles and maid zombies for the housework

All this mootriarchy talk, but it skips the LEGGIEST, FLOOFIEST member of them all!

>>83862 snake milk

>>83871 i wish the other cows had a giga variant, like this absolute CUTE unit of an ushi here.

>>83873 if mega milk exists, so too must the mega cow

>>83868 >>83872 Nursing handjob but it's actually you coiled up, face lined up with her tits so she can nurture you with snake milk. As you drink, she slides her coils around your penis and tickles it with the tip of her tail.

>>83872 I love demoocracy.

>>83874 The mega cow is the holst who some say is part ushi and part mino. The boobhat of a mega cow is so powerful it could break the mightiest of guards. Similarly, the mega haku's size is only matched by her wit. don't let her intimidating stature put you off from asking how the weather is up there. that is, if you can even see her face from behind her boobs. ...the mega mino is spoken only in hushed whispers. minos are already beeg. how beeg is the mega mino? one shudders to think. i have already said too much.

>>83878 >Mega Haku Imagine the size of her tail. Beautiful mofu that's good for your mind.

>>83879 imagine listening to her recite poetry or philosophy or history while you sink deep into the fluffy heaven of her mofu

>>83880 she would have this deeper but still feminine rich voice that feels like your brain is being polished with velvet

>>83879 milk so smart it has a mind of its own

>>83881 >Mooing about her "little student" while she interrupts her speech because you're falling asleep in her tail. Then deciding it's not worth disturbing you as you're too cute, instead rustling your hair and stroking your chin.

>>83857 They say hebis are nonvenomous but look at what happens when a guy gets bitten by one.

>>83884 he gets hard

>>83884 do they say that?

>>83878 <mega? <haha. silly anon. im actually small for a mino. you should see my sister.

>>83879 >big lactation prone breasts >big fluffy tail >limitless academical knowledge Haku-sensei really has it all! so how come she dont have a husband yet?

>>83884 >hebis are nonvenomous SLANDER AND LIES

>>83887 reminds me of when we discussed the aurochs the prehistoric bulls and if there would be auroch monster girls at >>78816 and >>78817

still thinkin bout them dogs

>>83892 >flufflet >hiding her paws cause they are probably small 6/10 please fluff and bean your hound

>>83892 let me sing you the song of my people: >if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son >i got 99 problems but a bitch aint wan!

>>83893 fire pubes get a little bonus points

>>83895 firecrotch!

>>83893 I've got comms with fluff but the only piece I have that even suggests beans is the one from nav that was slime milking, i'll have to fix that next time around

>>83892 "Canid milk is good for you" experts say

>>83891 I would like to see examples of cow, cower, cowest.

>>83898 experts say that the milk of the monk seal is around 50% fat and is close to ice cream in consistency so we should go suck on the breasts of selkie women !

if she didnt want us to do it, she would have covered them!

>>83900 >>83901 Jesus, I would get so fuckin' fat with ice cream on tap.

Well, I got bored and started a Unicorn/Bicorn story. And I couldn't help but put a bit of Kiki in it. > https://archiveofourown.org/works/82085986

>>83903 neat

>>83903 Does the kiki have down ears or UP ears?

Talk to hebis they say They respect your personal space they say

>>83906 If she didn't respect your personal space, she wouldn't consider it worth taking over with COILS and KISSES.

>>83906 who told you that? a cheshire?

I say the magic words and cause mischief to all snakes. >Alakazedi-bableding >Your hebi is now shedding!

>>83906 help i'm being respected

>>83910 giwtwm

>>83909 new creepy trend of shirohebi replacing their husbands clothes and furniture made of their molted scales on the rise. we have a quote from one of the practitioners >"i cant stand the thought of my beloved wearing something that has been touched, or Ryu-sama forbid, MADE FROM some harlot, tainting his perfect skin with her whore essence.

>>83912 Why is this trend "creepy?" Hebis are talking sense to me!

>>83905 Well, since I started a "maybe they can breathe through their ears" rumour, it would be more effective for up-ears Kikis.

Shed skin of powerful magic lamia is an excellent magic conduit. It’s a potent ingredient in potions or could strengthen a spell book or magical resistant cloak. Even when shredded or ground up it’s powerful. Just… don’t get greedy. The last thing you want is to be staring down an Apophis who just caught you peeling her tail while she slept. This is true and not an attempt to get adventurers into snek dens.

>>83915 How I envision that going. Source: my fantasies about cute apophiseseses

>>83916 My queen… I NEED to be graped. I will massage her, kiss her and do a whole skin shed routine with lotion, careful attention and tenderness.

>>83917 I never really thought about it, but what if an Apophis felt like being a big mean purple barbarian and violently rip her way out of shed skin? >Like >Ripped >Fishnets >But >Snekskin I'm not into ripped fishnets, I swear. I might be lying...

Mega grape. Titanboa Apophis. Apop so big you can lay your head beneath the crook of her chin, rest your body between her boobs and your feet only barely reach the start of her scales. She basks a lot. A lot a lot.

>>83919 This Anon is wise. Big snek = Big Love! It's basic herpetology!

>>83829 >Whitehorns do not pursue you all around the earth if you catch their eye. Nor they hebipost on this thread in hope of getting a white male to pound them. Whitehorns can pursue you relentlessly through any terrain - dense woods, deep snow, big city concrete jungle, nothing can stop a Whitehorn in heat who has marked her prey

>>83920 Yes. So much love. So large. So beautiful. Titanboa variants of lamia are so lazy (most of the time, if you let her, don’t upset her). You can just sleep on her. Or grope her. Plenty of meat to grope. The 5% of the time they aren’t being lazy you should hide or submit to the fact you are just a snek toy to be squeezed and loved and snekked. As for titanboa apophis, Large grapes are safe as long as you don’t get rolled on or suffocated in boobs or coiled or bit. Especially the last one. She packs twice the venom in a single bite compared to a regular Apophis.

>>83915 Those desert nights get very cold so Apophis needs at least an hour in the sun before she's warmed up enough to be a threat. Until then you can do whatever you want to her.

>>83923 i dunno, the night is her domain free from the tyranny of the pharaoh. she probably powers up from the moon or some shit

Someone fuck that shirohebi, she's so lonely she took over the whole thread.

>>83924 nonsense. everybody knows that snakes sleep become incredibly lethargic during the night. so much so that you can easily peel her scales, even if she seems completely awake, eyes open and starting is to coil around you. they simply wont have the strength to stop you!

>>83924 She powers up from the spoon. As in from anon spooning her. As in you gotta hug the Apophis to warm her up.

…And I for one welcome our new Apophis overlords! As a warm blooded human, I’d like to remind them I can be useful in being a hot water bottle when it’s cold, a fan waver when it’s hot, can help rubbing oil in on those hard to reach locations and my blood vessels can be used as a venom store if they have too much.

>>83926 Scaly purple hands typed this post.

>>83930 Apophis have no scales on their hands, you ditzy brown tyrant.

>>83931 Honestly I mostly look at Apophises in 2 places: >Boobs >Eyes

>Fun Mamono Fact >Mamono are cute

>>83934 prove it

>>83935 okay, fine.

>>83935 the simple joys of being hunted down in a dense field of sunflowers by your jumping spider imouto as she slams into you for a big hug

I’d totally bask in a heat lamp with my apopsicle.

>>83934 >average dragon reaction to being called cute

>>83939 It's not MY fault she's cute!

>>83938 Honestly I'd probably bask in a heat lamp solo, apopsicle or no. But having a mamono who likes cuddling near a heat source would be A+ for me. I love fires, fireplaces, space heaters, and so on.

>>83921 Nothing except a narrow doorway. >>83941 I had one in my bathroom once. It was glorious.

How about a pharaoh, but a libertarian one?

>>83942 I put one by my bed at night for MAXIMUM WARMS. I'm such beastgirl and lizardgirl bait it ain't even funny.

>>83943 She would be insufferable squared: >Pharaoh >Libertarian Boys yearn for the strong, firm hand of a lady snek.

>>83921 >Nothing can stop her Armalite AR-10 chambered for demon silver bullets contest this statement.

>>83946 Great! If she pisses off people this much, she must be brought into existence. And then rule the world with an iron libertarian fist (hehe)

>>83948 What's she gonna do, talk about NAP while a tribal warlord rolls in and steals all the shotas for the slave trade?

This thread is very high quality. It surely tips the scales.

>>83949 Well, it's either that or she herself becomes a warlord and turns her people into slaves. Except that people will have guns if she's a libertarian. So they can at least shoot the warlord. Actually the point was, that a libertarian pharaoh will inevitably result in a paradox and create a singularity out of her own superpowers, opening a portal to the Inverse Dimension, and bringing in exrtadimension invaders so they will kill and eat all faggots.

>>83951 Noooooooo! My delicious faggots! How could they! https://files.catbox.moe/igabh9.webp

>>83952 Meh, I don't wanna world full of alps.

>>83950 me on the right

>>83952 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg

>>83955 'sup, bby

Oh shit, may the pride month commence, now...

>>83957 Look, if someone talks about EATING FAGGOTS, of course I'm going to make a terrible pun about it. I'm a CHESH SLUT, slutting it up for any cheshires who might want to chesh me cheshily.

>>83955 I'm not a faggot lover but I would gladly cum inside my Alp bro, it's just that in those health magazines in the monster forums about anal being a good exercise to strengthen bonds, friendship and also great to release stress and also serves as practice for mating press days at the gym.

>>83957 No It's Easter Bunday

Everybody fangster until the monster humanizes.

>>83963 lol yeah, you tried. very cute

>>83903 It's the year of the horse, after all!

>>83963 They talk about the sweet scent of success, but it seems to me failure has a sweetness of its own

>>83959 I think your bro has been tampering with your Men's Health magazines

>>83878 >meet with haku sensei in her garden >use the word parsimonious >becomes distant and distracted for the rest of the conversation >suddenly excuses herself to the restroom >of course >gaze upon her beautiful palace meanwhile >see her through the windows holding her hat down SPRINTING towards the library

>>83959 >in the monster forums about anal being a good exercise to strengthen bonds Never follow advice from anonymous imageboards, that was probably written by other alps lurking all day trying to bait men into fucking them

Imagine how good you could sleep if you were nestled in between two weresheep. I'd sleep so good they'd have to send a nightmare into my dreams to request that I wake up.

>>83970 Those Alps are the modern day Dark Tacticians

Let sleeping dogs lie.

>>83973 >lift up her ear >"i love you" >... >thump thump thump thump >rolls over, folds her arm and leg over you and deepsighs

>>83974 Cat would never. Dog wins this round

>>83974 This but with a grumpy werewolf

>>83970 Dumb fags, still thinking so hard about their anuses that they forget to bait men into using their breasts and vaginas.

>>83977 It's a slippery slope

And it was such, that in those days they [mamono] came into possession of them [the tribes of man], and they forced themselves onto them, and by their blood were they bound, and by the fruit of that love were they bound again. So it was that every man was deeply affectionate towards his mistress. In this way was the tribes bounded to the daughters of the lord. -Book of Saribulas, Passage seven.

>>83979 Much bonding happening

I want to bond the big batcat

>>83982 she looks like her instincts are going into overdrive, but her laziness is just keeping above water as soon as that popsicle's done, anon's popsicle is done

>>83983 She's devouring a beer can but while she does so it's easy to molest her fluffy ears

>>83984 >She's devouring a beer can batcatgoat?

well we know manticores are broke so someone gave her the beer or she took it everyone's pretending there's not a manticore at the family cookout

>>83984 >>83985 >sitting at the local pub >trashcore in a stained husbandbeater shirt smirks at you and grabs a can of beer with her tail >drinks it by crushing it with her bulb and spits out the mangled can >smirks again and starts staring at you

>>83987 She needs fixing, no velvet gloves, full iron hand.

>>83986 Free beer with manticore...

>>83987 Call me back when its tying knots in cherry stems, sticking my dick into a trash compactor is not on my "desireable" list

>>83962 Technically that already happened when they all turned into cute girls.

>>83962 >Echidna starts nagging at you to get a job already to support all the kids you made

I want core to smush my face with her foot paws while she calls me a sub sandwich.

>>83993 How do you get paw sandwich from core without being a sub? Is it even possible?

>>83994 The handpaw sandwich is often only a mild display of possessive affection. Sometimes it is to assert dominance by beaning the man, but if that is the intention, then they go for the single paw around the front of face approach. A meeker core would still paw sandwich you if you asked/ordered her to. The foot paw sandwich is almost exclusively for subs. subs who like paws.

>>83995 >subs who like paws I like ALL the buttons on the remote

>>83996 anon are you going to massage all four of her paws? poke all sets of her beans?

>>83997 Well, I was trying to make wordplay, but honestly, yes. Given the chance, yes.

>>83998 >paws >pause OH. I'm dumb. But I would also pamper all four paws. Especially when she either gets really embarassed or really smug about me massaging her feetpaws. ...I expect a pawed massage in return.

>>83995 That's perfect, core are truly great cats. Don't tell it to manticores, but I would love hand paw sandwiches. I will ask for it or even "order" it to keep the facade but deep down I know that she wins that round

Dog nap hours.

>>84003 Scoot next to her, this seems the safest spot to sleep

>He's a paw kisser >He kisses beans >He kisses claws >He even kisses the digits >And the fluff inbetween it all >Would kiss my ring if I wore one >Would kiss them like I were a queen >Would even kiss my foot if I asked

>>84005 I would also gently NIBBLE those beans. Not enough to hurt! Just enough to keep her paying attention.

>>83827 Okay, I take it back. I have at least three mamono species which are way creepier than hebis. Someone who'snot gonna leave you alone until she getsyou is creepy as fuck but, someone who slurps your mind and remakes you completely? Someone who turns you into a spider and is weaving a huge web down underground, planning to convert the entire world into a gloomy horror setting where all men will be spiders? Someone who can actively invade your dreams and do whatever the F she wants in there?? Well, that's creepy now.

>>84007 >Nightmare invades your dreams >Just wants to cuddle and teach you the finer points of hoof care Disturbing.

>>84008 I'm talking about phantoms. They're playing out entire scenes in your dreams.

>>84007 unicorns are scarier. she'll stalk you, and like read you poetry and stuff

>>84010 >stalk you I think you're talking about some other equine, I don't remember which one though. Maybe not even a horse type

>>84005 I don't like that smug look, get molested

I cast Open Portal at 9th level the world needs mamono rule now more than ever

>>84012 Desmug your manticore and i'll triple smug mine

>>84009 I dunno, I really can't say that a species of LARPers/theater kids is all that creepy.

>>84015 being an unwilling extra in a musical would be an experience

>>83978 I like my Alps slippery and properly oiled up

>>84016 >an extra Not bloody likely. I'm performing the patter song and they WILL like it.

>>84014 The smug level must be a Sinusoidal

>>84017 Normalize fat monster girls.

>>83963 Elaborate succ horns make wearing headgear real difficult

>>84017 That boy needs to hit the gym

>>84017 >anon's alp slips and smacks her head

>>84022 I don't know any boy with tits the size of a watermelon

>>84024 That boy ain't right.

>>84019 EXPONENTIAL SMUG. SMUG LEVELS THAT COLLAPSE EXISTENCE ITSELF INTO THE ELEMENTAL PLANE OF SMUG, WHERE YOUR MANTICORE WIFE IS AN ELDER SMUGAMENTAL LORD MADE OF SMUG AND MORE SMUG.

>>84016 If you get at least one musical number where you lead you're not an extra I am the very model of a modern major hasuband

>>84028 As it one day should happen that a wife must be found I've got a little list I've got a little list of sexy mamono who might well be to me wed and I'm sure they would be kissed I'm sure they would be kissed There's tail-wagging canines who fetch me my slippers there's mamono with big tits and tight, plump butts there's the hissy little snake plotting to overthrow the pharaoh and they'll all of them be kissed they'll all of them be kissed

>>84024 Well, I'm going to make a man out of him

>>84028 Modern major GENITAL would work for this. Rewrite it!

Haha, get tamed idiot

>>84030 <aaargh, I'll show you how a REAL man fucks like! Then you'll stop acting like a total FAGGOT and man up! After his Alp buddy-then-gf-then-wife's 5 back to back pregnancies, anon finally understood futility of his actions and that Alps are in fact girls.

>>84027 This man would like a tan (90) smug core. This is separate to a tanned, 90 year old smug core

>>84034 I dunno, I bet there’s a lot of overlap.

>>84017 >dat thiccness

>>84032 >Idiot >Went from hunting and sleeping in the cold to sleeping in a warm bed with a full stomach every night >She's only expected to look cute and suck dick >She can't help doing one of those things and would've done the other anyway, just more aggressively I dunno, getting tamed seems like an accidental galaxy-brain move

>>84037 Sure it's all cozy bedding and full tummies until the silly hats come out

Hi, I am the baphfag who spend money on fuck tons of commission. I think I should also post progress of my post-portal doujin here. New story just got drawn, it's a story about a boy trolling in online game and pissed off wrong familiar who decided to "revenge" with the help of a gremlin hacker .

>>84039 >Now I am going to fuck you up So this is what happens when you keep trash talking your teammates in multiplayer games post-portals

>>84037 This is why I need to be tamed!

>>84042 Put tail on head while she give a purrjob

>encountering a wurm for the first time, anon realizes that taming her may take a lot longer than he expected >but even if he were having second thoughts, it's far too late to back out now

>>84044 I could, my will to tame the untamable is stronger than diamon

>>84044 Okay, let's see how this goes. First, I throw my lasso, and uhh, try to catch her around the midsection with it.

>>84044 See, this is a job for the electric buffer. Wurmy gonna look so shiny she doesn’t even know.

>>84042 Giving head would be a lot more popular if every woman could do that trick with her tail.

>>84048 Meh, I still won't do it to my manticore, something disgust me. Maybe with time

Cute, dumb, borderline useless child adventurers

>>84039 i love familiars

>>84050 >none of them have a pack >dole out one ten-pound piece of loot each for them to carry >haul the other 150 on your back >plus your gear, plus food and water, plus camping supplies >can hardly take another step by the time you get to the hotsprings at night >take it all off and crawl in on your hands and knees into the pool >ahh... >while yours are closed, your party wades for you with glints in their eyes at least they're grateful. and maybe not so dumb.

Grem plumber’s crack erotic.

>>84042 This is gayer than fucking an Alp

>>84053 I imagine they'd get into a hot spring with you but in a completely innocent way, oblivious to what being surrounded by naked lolis feels like while you're trying to stay stoic.

>>84055 horrible taste. unlike core, whose vag tastes delicious.

>>84049 At least MAMONO MANA would mean no unpleasant odors or tastes. Vaginas are kinda gross otherwise.

There's something I've been pondering that I'd like to ask you guys; how do you think monster girls handle the whole "we used to kill humans before the current Demon Lord came around"? I mean, anyone born after that point wouldn't have to worry about it, and there's a lot of monster girls who probably never took a life (kikimora or holstaurs, for instance), but considering the sheer number of long lived monster girls out there, there probably are a lot who have. How on earth would they handle it? Concerning how much monster girls are supposed to love humans, it feels like it would be a source of colossal shame, the sort of thing that's a complete and utter taboo to bring up in any context.

>>84059 Some would focus on helping humans to atone for their past atrocities, other would hate CG for making them like this and become radicals, focusing on diminishing Order instead.

>>84059 Lots of personal shame and lots of personal regret for everyone involved, probably with related efforts to make amends as far as that's possible. Socially, it'd probably be acknowledged but not spoken of unless they're reminding themselves about a period they never want to repeat again and outside of that context you'd be the asshole for bringing it up.

>>84059 It's the red button that you can use to make a mamono cry.

>>84059 I tried writing a story about something like that. But it was way too angsty. And I am a terrible writer. But it’s a neat idea, for a real writer.

The monster girl revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human male.

>>84064 Long live the revolution!

>>84060 I never considered that latter possibility; it does make perfect sense.

>>84065 Almost as beautiful as meatspin!

>>84065 I'm afraid a washing machine won't last for long with a Wurm inside.

>>84067 That is a meats pin. Wurms are meaty. >>84068 It might have a chance if it's a rock tumbler.

>>84068 >>84065 Anon put wurm in a spherical forcefield and now it's super wurmy ball.

>>84069 >rock tumbler. Thanks, I was thinking of that thing too and forgot what it was called.

>5 years into marriage >sea wife is banging you on the sea kitchen counter >looks up, smiles, and waves out the sea window >your sea bishop officiant waves back >looks side to side and makes a quick lewd gesture with her trident >wife laughs and nods >"I love her new hat!" she says, changing position

>>84070 Would that make her MORE or LESS destructive?

>>84073 She was a drill, she's been made into a wrecking ball. The answer to that question is "yes."

>>84059 I had a go at the topic with a Pre-DL Kiki and even how it scared other younger Kikis and other mamonos who remembered the BadOl'Days. https://archiveofourown.org/works/52574191

i think my new cow has autism

Wurms intense power scares me, but then I suppose any of the lamia would have an obscene grip strength if all of that tail is muscle (debatable with how much ice cream echidnas been eating). I guess what I’m trying to say is that I need a coiling experience exposure therapy

>>84074 Hot. Wurms are one of those mamono that really grow on me the more I think about them.

>>84076 You can tell when it's her fist day at work

>>84079 >fist day Oh, boy, that's a Manticore's favorite work day.

WATCH OUT FOR ROLLING WURMS

>>84080 Also true for centaurs.

>>84081 What kind? >Wurm rolling inside giant ball, like >>84070 >Wurm forming a giant ring with her own body to roll at MAXIMUM SPEED down hills? >Wurm just lying down and rolling around like a silly billy?

>>84081 In this video I will be explaining exactly what I do to collect watch for rolling wurms in exactly 0.5 tummy kisses. But first, we need to clear something up.

>>84076 I like when Alps excel in that type of work

>>84059 >former DL malef working through 10,000 years of community service she's a little scary but has a nice smile

>>84085 Alps excel at autism?

>>84086 Too bad she's not a little NICE but has a SCARY smile. More mamono need scary smiles.

>>84059 >"how did you get started in medicine, anyway?" <"...do you know what vivisection is?"

>>84090 Oh, no. Murderous lolis! My ONE WEAKNESS!

>>84090 i mean ropu is a better example. one may speculate why she hung up her scythe and went full feral

>>84075 Good stuff, thanks for sharing.

Birds are just named stuff like the Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it.

>>84094 watching tits is encouraged

>>84094 Rumor has it someone started naming dragons like that, but the collective "Kyaaaaahs" across dragonkind were followed by many, many tsundere dragons marrying dragonologists.

monsters have very obvious weakpoints, make sure to take every advantage you can!

How do you escape monster girls? Let's say for example, the region you live in, has a relatively low mamono count. The problem is that it has been increasing with time and you've noticed men and women started to disappear from their homes, never to return. My question is: "How do you leave your village/city/country without getting caught and enslaved?" I can't travel by foot. I'll get caught on the road by mamono who can outspeed the fastest human sprinter, plus I can't camp because fire will attract the ones that stalk in the forest. I can't stay a shut-in forever. They'll start wondering why I haven't left my house, force themselves in and try to rape me in order to "save me from myself". Another thing, how do I interact with them when I do go outside, for whatever reason. Do I ignore them? That might prod them into being more aggressive with me and they'll think I'm playing hard to get. I can't sail away to the new-world. Seafaring is dangerous and even more unknown mamono types exist out there. Mermaids could lure the captain into crashing the ship near a school of fish-women, scylla, or we could come into contact with dark elf corsairs. Just... what do I do, fellas? I can't flee and I sure as heck can't fight them. Is it really too much to ask to stay single and enjoy life as a human man?

>>84098 I'd stay a shut-in (mostly) and put a little sign outside my front door with what I am looking for in a wife and a polite request to not rape me.

>>84040 You don't ever EVER say "fuck you" while playing online games, or in any occasion, the monster girls might think you are proposing to them.

>>84098 get your hands on the original monster encyclopedia and learn their weaknesses, like seasoning your blood with garlic to ward off vampires, or answering every one of sphinx's riddles with "dunno"

>>84101 >tfw Italian Vampires

>>84098 have a couple mana markers to tactically swap out depending on the situation and do something overly specific and niche like "nice vampire"

>>84098 >being an educated individual, know all the warning signs for what they represent >stock up on peanut butter, beans, and toilet paper >shut yourself in your basement and fall off the face of the earth, hope people forget about you >of course, they do >goes really well >monsters solved all the infrastructure so you have infinite time to entertain and improve yourself >an oomukade delivers you food with a wink and a shhh >hang out with her sometimes >the monsterless life is sweet

>>84104 anon is blissfully ignorant to the wyrm living outside his basement walls.

>>84076 Unsmug manticore are really cute

>>84105 Well that's fine, wurmy is also ignorant he is inside the walls

>>84097 It's always the tail

>>84076 I like how the Holst looks at her like "what is this whiner's problem?"

>>84109 I understand her distress, from great preadtor to cattle is a big jump

>>84083 wurm in a tractor tire she cleared the fringlish channel to the tune of a 5.1 earthquake

>anubis life advisor who is right about literally everything >still understands if you can't believe her and want to do things your way

>>84112 would she be annoyed if i built a giant anubis statue instead of a pyramid?

>>84112 I enjoy city building. I wish peace with the other players so that I may make my realm thrive in peace. If they will not have peace, my Anubis vizier shall raise and army of the dead to subdue all who disturb my quiet realm.

>>83963 Masters of seduction, humanity doesn't stand a chance

>>84097 Massive critical damage

>>84115 Agreed; mamono are TOO SEXY for me to SURVIVE.

>>84118 She hits the gym real hard

>>84118 When your INT is high enough, you can build the perfect fitness plan

>>84120 that's why I cast jub spells on hakus, keeps em in check

I'm going to marry a monster IRONICALLY so I can call her slurs in her own home! Then I'll have sex with her SARCASTICALLY! That'll show the whore whose boss!

>>84121 >Anon "casts" jub spell on haku >It's a lot of squaking and dancing around her >Haku bewildered by his idiocy It's working.

>>84122 Deonora, please, PLEASE stop putting your writing prompts up here without flagging them as such.

>>84124 It's a bit weird but I find it cute to imagine a dragon or any powerful mamonos being a dork and lurking here

just sign on the line

>>84126 With the "powerful monster = dork" meme, it's kind of funny to imagine a monster that has a healthy amount of confidence and good social skills intentionally act dorky around her human because it makes him more at ease.

>>84126 >Autistic posts by liches >Arrogant posts sneering at "lesser" monsters by baphomets >Cheshires just won't stop shitposting >Druella backseat modding It would be a mess

>>84128 The last time I did that it didn't work out too well for me. Its not even the fine print that gets you

>>84130 I would love a shitposting Cheshire. I love Cheshires and I love shitposting.

>>84132 tomorrow's the day for (You) then

>>84133 I GET A CHESHWIFE?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh happy day! I will buy fishos and cheeseburgers after work for her arrival.

>>84129 I think Dhampirs would be right on the money, seeing as they are very much intuned with how humans think and are very good at blending in with ordinary humans.

I also suddenly have the need for a Cheshire. Since they're from a UK themed story I like to imagine they have a cute English accent. Not the well spoken hollywood kind, but not the "bo'le of wa'er" shitty kind either. I just want to be teased by a monster with a cute accent I guess.

>>84136 Imagine your surprise when you get your Cheshire and she starts teasing you with a French accent.

>>84136 Cheshires all talk like Bumble Bee—snippets of audio from popular songs, movies, memes, etc.

>>84136 How about a Cheshire that teases you for having a cute accent in her language?

>>84136 How about a cheshire from cornwall? she has a cornish accent, which is a bit like a pirate. Mayhaps a cheshire from derbyshire from ches(h)terfield who likes to wander the peak district.

>>84137 If she's from the country side, I would prefer that, no more language barrier

Cheshire from Connecticut

>>84129 >powerful monster >good social skills They can't all be Wights and Balrogs

CHESH SEX TOMORROW YIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIII

birthday presents for chesh and bogies

>>84144 She really is one of KC's best designs. I think only Hellhound really comes close to how amazing she looks.

>>84146 Yup, if not for her personality, the hellhound would be in my top 5

>>84145 I'd expect memekots and clowngres getting born in early January.

>>84147 I dunno, the dommy personality makes her even better for me.

>>84146 There are so many good ones. Demon and apophis are fantastic.

>>84148 I expect the bouncing baby bogies to be juggling by the age of 2, unicycle by 3 and stand up routines by 5

game update on subscribestar

>>84152 Imp sex?

>>84153 holst milking

>>84154 300,000 words worth?

>>84153 Imp sex would be p. cool.

>>84155 No, 300,000 images worth.

>>84137 >Expect English Rose Cheshire >She smiles and opens her mouth >HON HON HON JE SUIS LE BAGUETTE That's a very Cheshire thing to happen.

>>84159 Cheshire could've won the 100 years war. Cheshire could've sat as Queen of the Angevin Queendom. Cheshire could've made the English speak French. Cheshire could've.

>>84113 Careful, that's how you make a tismwan lose control and loverape you.

>>84161 >Not a threesome with the BEEG gargoylenubis (name needs work)

>>84162 I prefer Hagville threesomes, considering how dense the population is there and how baby desperate they are I don't think they mind sharing

>>84159 Honestly, a Cheshire with any European accent would make my cock rock hard in a few seconds. There's just something about her that screams "cute exotic accent". Whenever I fap to MGE I imagine most of them sounding like basic anime/game dub Americans, but Cheshire always has some form of accent in my fantasies.

>>84164 Cheshire with Bane accent it is!

I want a british ogre who is a bit of a thug but sweet once you get to know her.

>>84164 For me? It's been the Swedish accent ever since that secretary from The Producers.

>>84163 Daycares in hagville are going out of business, their workers are dying of hunger... please repopulate and inseminate those abandoned hag wombs

>>84166 I personally prefer genki Japanese Oni

>>84169 There are many niches to fill, even amongst the big horned monster group. Get a sports team of them together.

>>84170 The big monster world cup

>>84171 I'll be part of the Japanese-Anglo big monster cultural exchange. Somewhere in the middle. 'Facilitating discussions'.

>>84165 >Cheshire girlfriend who NEVER, EVER got tired of Baneposting >Sends you remixes and shitposts about the plane scene every day >Will try to add a reference into every conversation >Made you regret commenting on just how big her tits were the first time you saw her naked >The one time you had to take a plane trip with her you stared ahead and refused to so much as glance her way, meanwhile she just stared at you with a shit eating grin the whole way >Once you get off the plane she comments on how you said "nothing! You said nothing!" >You can't leave her because you try dumping a monster also holy fuck you'd miss the sex and those tits

>>84160 "Avec des si on pourrait mettre Paris en bouteille" as she says

>>84171 >Small anon coach and his team of giant MonStars ranging from 6-9ft tall >Basically the only one who can organise them to do anything >Rumors of what happens on the team bus and in changing rooms are only slightly overexaggerated >World record holder for most healed pelvic fractures

>>84171 I'm more interested in their uniforms

>>84173 I certain if both sides share drinks it will go smoothly

>see dragon handling a raw chicken >dragon uses her breath >she carbonizes it >claims that she did it to show her power and that you should be awed >she totally, most certainly wasn't trying to cook it

>>84166 I was wondering where the idea for a British Ogre would even come from, but being in some towns around here on a Friday night I think they'd be perfect for the regions more "brutish" monster. I wouldn't want to get caught by one though, football is so fucking boring. I'm not getting dragged off to some shitty game by a chav Ogre, no matter how hot she is.

>>84168 They're youkai, they're going to eat you and solve their hunger problem.

>>84178 >Very drunk anon being tugged to and fro by a less drunk oni and ogre pair >Sandwiched between them on the sofa >Head barely up to their tits - he knows this because they keep smushing the side of their tits into his head >Both their legs squeezing in to keep him trapped, not that he'd leave >Ogre repeatedly offering him another pint >Oni repeatedly offering him another can >Ogre offering him pork scratchings >Oni offering him yakitori >Ogre trying to get him to lick beer off her abs >Oni trying to get him to lick beer off her tits >Arguing about what kind of whiskey to order >Both suggesting he should rehydrate on milk >Both handsy feely all over his legs, shoulders and crotch area >Both repeatedly asking how he feels about taller girls

>>84180 I think British ogres are a good balance to the more refined monsters like hatter. Could argue chesh or wock could fill that role, but neither are really brutish. I would definitely go to a local football match with an ogre for the fun of it. Equally would be happy cuddling up with her in the evening, eating takeout and watching a game on TV (probably using her dodgy firestick). Would be happy with any sort of ogre. I just love big green meanies.

>>84174 How did you describe my ideal woman so well? Also there will someday be a “pet the damn cat” YouTube genre for Anons cockblocking Cheshires from dropping hot memes on them.

>>84182 Turn them into kots and it would be heaven

>>84185 Miss Gremlin would like your help to test her Kotifying Beam.

>>84185 You mean kot potion them both or just replace with two beeg cats (probably a tall chesh and a jinko/neko hybrid). I’m not sure how I feel about oni/ogre kot chimeras.

>>84187 Preferably replacing them with a chesh/batcat and a nekomata, both fit obviously

>>84186 I would it's catboy proof

>>84189 Well, mostly

>>84187 >Big >Soft >Red/blue/green skin >Far stronger than regular kots (even jinko) >Far stronger than regular kots (even jinko) >Far more flexible than a regular ogre/oni >already has long feral hair, so just add fluff to legs and chest >no paws, shorter horns, pointy ears replaced by kot ears >ill tempered, likes drinking, likes drinking milk, LOVES sleeping >will get into a fight over nothing >will win said fight 9/10 >too tall to ear scritch or horn massage >but, as height is natural defence, if you can reach them she is hyper sensitive and weak to horn and ear massages >instant loses to tummy rubs

>Kots have beans >Onis hate beans it'll never work

>>84166 >BOOM >BOOM <"CAM ON WONDERLAND, SCORE SOME FECKIN' GOALS"

>>84193 >Get nursing handjobbed if wonderland win >Get aggresively raped if wonderland lose >Get mercilessly edged if wonderland draw (worse if it's nil-nil) she's coming home.

>>84191 >no paws It's over

Even the biggest scariest looking oni enjoy being on a traditional Zipangese festival date while wearing a yukata. And they will let you sit on their shoulders so that you see the fireworks.

>>84196 I'm going to feed her mochi, chocobananas and win her a prize at one of the stalls. I will get a good view of the fireworks from her shoulders. I will hold her hand and make her feel special and loved for who she is, even if she's sensitive about how huge she is.

>>84196 That's wrong, I'm going to put her on my shoulders even if my back break in half

>>84198 Sounds like a fast way to end up splayed underneath an onis behind. You can do it anon! Think of how much better a view she’ll get compared to the already great view she had.

>>84199 Hmmmm maybe not a good idea. Let's watch it without anyone going up

>Going to the zipangu spring festival >Be guided by your nekomata CC office colleague >She wears a beautfiful yukata and ooze with glee >First paw holdiing

I shelf my pride and in return get a great view, a comfy seat on her steady shoulders, a bonding experience we won’t forget and an opportunity to molest her horns

>>84168 Why are they so fat? They should exercise more

>>84182 Getting sandwiched between naked monsters doesn't sound so bad

>>84204 I dunno, eating a sandwich in that position seems like it’d be pretty annoying.

New post is out. https://subscribestar.adult/MGE

>>84206 the holstaur mines...

>>84146 >>84150 Demon, apophis, hellhound and wight are some of his most striking designs for sure.

>>84206 So what is it? Another delay to add 3410 more holst paizuri CGs?

>>84208 >striking What are their demands this time? More black sclera representation (save for wight)? More cute interns? More evil!?

>>84209 24 frames per second of holst tiddy? As many variations of erotic mooing expressions as there are grains of sand on the shores of Japan?

>>84211 >There are more types of moos than types of laughter or love Fitting.

>>84212 Moo is laugh Moo is love

>>84209 No, it's actually just posting about the holstaur milking animated minigame that's finished.

>>84214 >minigame How about a main game first

I'm going to milk the onis. It's good fortune! According to... uh... zipangese traditions! Yeah. Definitelyl.

>>84214 >years of delays for a milking minigame We Star Citizen now

>>84218 Bullshit, KC FINISHED his milking minigame! You take that back!

>>84218 What would KC do with a billion dollars?

Hmmmm manti-milk with Cheshires purple milk

Undead milk, specially the undead shake is the best, high in protein, low in sugar, low in fat and has probiotics

>>84202 Oni horns make for convenient handlebars when riding on their shoulders.

I'm told wonderland tea doesn't taste right if you don't have it with a splash of hatter milk (or another wonderland monster substitute). Is this true?

I wish I could sleep in Miss Wight's lap.

>>84224 if a hatter with massive tits ask me if I want milk in my tea I'd say yes without a second thought, if a cheshire with massive tits asked me I'd start having second thoughts.

Is shroom milk psychedelic? Can it be?

>>84227 Depends on spore concentration and how much mana is within the milk. Diamond and club coded hatters are probably the way to go for hatters.

>>84225 I wish I could princess carry Wight-chan

>>84225 I wish I could big spoon (or little spoon) with Miss Wight in a warm bed on a cold winter's night.

>>84229 Why do the princess carrying when you can be princess carried? By a spooder.

>>84222 >probiotics ironic... she could promote life in others, but not herself.

Shrooms are not plants, even though humans can procreate with both. Tune in next time for another fun fact about mushrooms.

>>84226 If a Cheshire with massive tits asked me to do ANYTHING I'd say yes with NO hesitation.

>>84230 That or falling asleep together with her at the fireplace in the living room or study or something. Keeping the cold away from an undead girl at night really is an underrated romantic gesture.

>>84236 Yes, exactly! Taking a bath or a shower together would be a good one too.

>>84214 i was holding out for a punchout style minigame where you're slapping titties while dodging the pendulous counterattacks

>>84233 Oh I could easily and repeatedly promote life into her, if you know what I mean

>>84222 It's called yogurt, I think

>>84237 I think a bath (probably in an old timey luxurious bathing room) would be to a Wight's style, and several other kinds of undead style too.

>>84220 He'd probably be doing the same 30year one-man autism project exactly the same way he's doing it now. He could have sold the concept-art to a major games developer and we would have had a game a few years ago, but he insists on doing it all personally.

>>84226 I will brew fermented Centaur's milk and my son-in-laws and I will ride our waifus out across the steppes to conquer the Mist Continent.

>>84241 Makes sense. It would definitely need to be one of those claw-foot tubs, with enough room for a dozen or more to fit in at once.

>>84244 many such cases

>>84245 Or a really fancy fixed pool, with like lion statues as water fountains or something.

>>84244 I forgot that you could make alcohol from mare and dog's milk

>>84248 I'mma make alcohol from USHI milk.

>>84248 Try to make some from Elf milk, they start lactating as soon as they are touched by a man

Does your summoning circle really have to be perfect anyway? What's the worst a demon could do, ask you to sign a contract?

Brace yourselves, anons, in a few hours it's gonna be the fag kots' day.

>>84251 shes going to throw the book at you in back pay for violations of summoning circle etiquette

>>84251 its not the demons you should be concerned about.

>>84255 The basement door is heavy and the locks are strong, just flee the summoning room and wait a few days, she'll probably just go back home eventually.

>>84253 Don't let Miss Chesh know this, but I like her a lot. Like, I like-like her. I want to eat her shield.

>>84253 Fags are fine too

>>84258 I think it's supposed to be the April Fools' Day, not the April Fags' Day.

>>84259 >April Fags' Day It's April Cigarettes Day in the States.

Here, have a shitpost story for the april fools' day. https://archiveofourown.org/works/82233071

Here is my low effort april fools day shitpost. https://archiveofourown.org/works/82235191

>>84258 Bro lend me those tits and ass for an hour

Have we considered human women?

>>84265 The only good human woman is a dead human woman

>>84265 I've been known to.

>>84265 i do kind of like nuns as corruption-bait

>>84265 Considered and rejected

>>84258 That ass and arched back are crazy

>>84244 >harmonized HHHRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM with your wife around the fire while your laundry wafts in the wind

>>84261 >>84263 thanks, these are sufficiently retarded

>>84258 >do not give in to temptation

>>84273 >do >PLAP >not >PLAP >give >PLAP >in >PLAPPLAP >to >PLAPPLAPPLAP >temptation >PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

>>84261 >>84263 I didn't even think to do anything for April Fool's... shamefur dispray!

>>84258 oh what the hell, that's an alp? I didn't even read it until now, I just saw a cute lim well, too late now, time to start measuring ring sizes

>>84258 I would impregnate an Alp as a joke, maybe more than once but no kissing

Alp yuri

>>84276 Same. No chesh, no fun, only work and daydreams

>>84258 Those hips are criminal on something that used to be a man

>>84280 >fujo Bicorn gets off to watching anon have sex with his Alp gf

>More gay shit >April first "justifying" it Tiresome

>>84265 Only if if she is a mage or particularly good monster material or childhood friend about to turn into a monster.

I’m going to prank a timid weresheep with a double chocolate cookie which is actually a triple chocolate cookie. Then maybe I’ll also steal her scarf (temporarily) I’m such a troublemaker.

>>84265 No why would we?

oh no anon! you saved the lives of two hebi twins (stopped some cardboard boxes full of towels falling on them) and now they have pledged their LIVES and BODIES in your eternal service as your personal SLAVES and BREEDING SOWS be nice to them, they're a little special

>>84265 I asked a human girl out once (in the fall of 2008) Not making that mistake again

>>84289 No matter how I turn this, it's sitll just one hebi

>>84289 >BREEDING SOWS Disgusting, I have no interest in people that define themselves as such. They can comeback when they stop degrading themselves.

>>84289 no way fags

Yelling out loud at the temple: "I AM EXCLUSIVELY INTERESTED IN A STRICTLY MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH A VERY CLINGY SERPENTINE WIFE"

>>84292 careful anon, such upstanding morality and virtue will just drive them to ever greater prostration, truly you are a pillar of chivalry that submission and service to is necessary in their snake eyes

>>84295 We can't win against mamonos. Never. It's rigged.

Just live on an island as a lighthouse keeper and watch out for moths. No monsters. Easy.

>>84297 Nobody lives at the lighthouse...

>>84297 >>84298 What if the lighthouse is just a rave spot with Ignis, Candlegeist, Chochin-Obake and Phoenix guests?

anal sex anal sex with thicc loli monsters

Happy April Cigarettes Day to all who celebrate! Please, Demon Lord, send me a Chesh. Just 1 Chesh!

>>84299 also hatters, because lighthouses are mercury lamps

>>84304 FREE MERCURY!

Testing sex anal dick pussy loli

Kodomo no unko Well, my fetishes still work. Maybe you all need to get on my level!

>>84294 >the temple is a fallen god worship place

>Dead? Wish I was. Would it be a good pickup line on a lich?

>>84309 No, you'd just register as depressed and she'd try to cheer you up with knock-knock jokes and other such tomfoolery.

>>84309 No. Well, maybe. Liches are kuudere as fuck, but they DO have feelings. So most liches are going to interpret that as a cry for help. Expect a future full of curious zombie daughterus “investigating” you and reporting back to mom.

>>84310 >>84311 Ok, I'm not made for jokes and pickup lines

>>84312 >Knock, knock <Who's there? >Brainsout <Brains who? >Fuck my ...

>>84314 I give up, the Zombie is too dumb to get the lines right but here's a flower instead

>>84310 >knock-knock jokes The joke is her smothering your face in her massive knockers?

>>84312 It’s too late. Two zombie daughterus are taking careful notes on your every movement in handwriting only a mother could read.

>>84319 In my head it’s more like one of those comedies where two stoners try to do the absolute simplest of tasks and it all goes horribly awry. If those zombies were close captioned they’d be Harold and Kumar.

>>84316 Oh yes ma'am, capital knockers!

>>84322 A bloated cadaver was found in the hot springs!

>>84323 Pump and dump is rude, even if the girls are barely sentient

There are scarier things than the undead, and I need only the scariest monsters for my boners

>>84283 They're just the demon lord apologizing to her future husband in advance. Kinda like giant tits on centaurs.

>>84325 My brother!

>>84325 The scariest thing is the tentacle touching you in weird places

>ywn be a child in MGE that gets to develop a precocious crush on cute local lamia nee-chan yet another reason why reality sucks

>>84305 >>84304 Does she drink mercury or just enjoy exposure to it? >Anon catches miss hatter slurping a broken thermometer like a yogurt tube >”Whats the problem? What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent elemental meal?”

>>84330 I'd imagine she'd breathe in the fumes, like smoking a hookah. DO NOT use Mad Hatter's hookah, always make sure it's Wonder Worm stuff before you smoke it

>>84331 Damn. Now I want a spore laced hookah. I need my exposure to hatter spores man! I need to inhale them. I need to get mad. I need to get shroomed.

>>84333 >TFH no nightmare to cuddle by a fire with on a dark, stormy night. >And it’s a dream so all nights are like that.

>>84209 https://imgbox.com/g/8f5yVoXG7S Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 95. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/QeClRHv7 Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.htm

>>84335 sex with this sparkledog core... sparklecore?!

>>84335 Purple... so much purple... one of my many weaknesses...

>>84336 Mmm sparklecore pussy. yummy.

>>84336 Not multicoloured enough to be a purebred sparklecore. >blue could this be the fabled 'tismcore everyone keeps referencing?

Sparkledog but she sparkles because of her metal accessories, piercings and how sweaty she is.

>>84335 Big bee in the gallery. All is well.