Wait, you relly did start a shirohebi-themed thread also >>83833 full house post number, lol

I was just about to make a thread too because everyone else was being lazy

>>83834 Hebis are good girls.

>>83823 >Anon puts out local ads on Craigslist >Gets various mamono interested in doing SCIENCE to their ears >Including an Ushi-Oni who demands that Anon manacle her down (she brought manacles, don't worry) >Keeps coming back for more testing >And with more ways to make sure Anon puts her in more and more bondage >Manacles >Straps >A ballgag >blindfold >Spinneret plug >Complicated series of ropes and knots that she spends hours explaining how to properly set up with Anon >A large wooden paddle with speed holes ("Just in case!" she says) >Ballgag with a 12" dildo attached so you have to swallow 12" of rubber cock before you're actually gagged (She swears she's using it correctly but you're almost positive she's insisting on using it backwards) >Anon is beginning to suspect this Ushi-Oni is doing her own scientific research unrelated to his own

>>83836 i've heard of these fabled milksnakes

>>83833 FINALLY HEBI IS ON THE FRONT REJOICE

>>83836 Hebi weekend everyone

tummies

need the deep and heavy love of snake

show me the hebi tummy

>>83843 she do just be showing it snakes like to play to their strengths, i suppose

>>83844 I was initially only referring to the human half of the hebi when talking about hebi tummies. Those are good. Pokeable. Lickable. Sexy and framed nicely by her clothes. But, also... the snek portion tummy is also good. You could run your hand along it and feel every bump.

>>83843 there's a bit of everyone

What happens if you ever so delicately touch the tip of a hebi's ear?

>>83847 Touching hebi's sensitive ears is like marriage proposal Who ever touches the tip of her ears must take responsibility

>>83786 At the Graveyard you can take the undead home and give them lots of your mana, I don't think it's a safe idea to take the hags home though and let them roam free

>>83849 I dunno, Miss 'Nuki's making a lot of good points about home ownership advice and how she'll be able to help me out if I show her my place.

>>83847 if she didnt like you you wouldnt get anywhere near her

If you don't have eggs with your Hebi yet, ask her if she'll let you paint her tail for the Easter.

>>83852 Anon, this is the kind of behavior that will cause a hebi to coil you straight through Easter weekend.

>>83853 Just don't bring up the eggs part.

>>83854 OR! OR! OR! Immediately bring up the lack of eggs and ask if she needs your help producing eggs. Then you get to fuck a HEBI. FOREVER.

Hebi, hebi, FUCK FUCK! FUCKY WUCKY HEBI SNEX SNAKEY WAKEY BABIES BABY SNAKEY WAKEYS CUTESY SNAKELING BABIES!

hebi eggs

the moo-nopoly of one species in this thread must end.

>>83852 >Painting the sensitive part of hebis tail You are just asking for it at this point

>>83862 is this what the moo-triarchy believes?

>>83862 Bovines and bovine accessories

>>83849 I want to collect them all, in all heights and shapes, pear shaped, big titty, loli, oppai loli, etc. One Zombie for each occasion.

>>83864 unlike in milk processing, the moo-triarchy's opinions are not homogenized. but, if you were to survey a field of cows, i think most of them would probably say: YES. You SHOULD touch that cow! In fact, the COW SHOULD TOUCH YOU BACK.

>>83862 I agree Hebis does have fine udders

>>83865 Trillions of men, possibly more, are caught by surprise each year when they think it is 'fine' and 'no risk' to cross a field of 'harmless' cowgirls.

>>83866 Fine body escort zombie for the workplace dinners, muscle zombie for working out at the gym, mommy zombie for snuggles and cuddles and maid zombies for the housework

All this mootriarchy talk, but it skips the LEGGIEST, FLOOFIEST member of them all!

>>83862 snake milk

>>83871 i wish the other cows had a giga variant, like this absolute CUTE unit of an ushi here.

>>83873 if mega milk exists, so too must the mega cow

>>83868 >>83872 Nursing handjob but it's actually you coiled up, face lined up with her tits so she can nurture you with snake milk. As you drink, she slides her coils around your penis and tickles it with the tip of her tail.

>>83872 I love demoocracy.

>>83874 The mega cow is the holst who some say is part ushi and part mino. The boobhat of a mega cow is so powerful it could break the mightiest of guards. Similarly, the mega haku's size is only matched by her wit. don't let her intimidating stature put you off from asking how the weather is up there. that is, if you can even see her face from behind her boobs. ...the mega mino is spoken only in hushed whispers. minos are already beeg. how beeg is the mega mino? one shudders to think. i have already said too much.