>>9800 >sand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlD08Rh6xa8

>>9800 Don't call my wife fat. She is just big boned! Jokes aside i wouldn't consider this being a fatfag. But same. I want to motorboat her pale tiddies

>>9803 I wanted to make a pun on motorboating the boat girls, but then I realized she's more like a port infrastructure girl and it ruined the joke

>>9804 Well I'd dock in her port any day

>>9781 Only chunky for me.

>>9810 same. I dock into her everyday >>9804 Motorboating soft bed (breasts) is also fine

>>9769 >self lubricating aren't all pussies like that tho?

Ever since we hired this perfectly-human maid, I got an age bar showing up in my stats and it keeps shrinking every night. Should I be concerned?

>>9879 I wouldn't worry about it

>>9879 i would be more concerned about your own humanity, regular humans can't access their stat bar

>>9866 Not around anons.

>>9881 Some of us are simply built different.

>boss music starts >age bar appears uhhhh bros, what's going on?

>>9889 im sorry you had to find out this way, but you're adopted.

>>9889 Stop worrying so much and let the grown ups do the hard thinking.

>>9890 But I'm 30 years old and I know my mother, she can't adopt me

>>9895 You're never too old for mommydom.

I hate frenchoids so much, I'd hatefuck that cat

That one scene where she reverts Luka's age and starts punishing him for being a bad boy while he's absolutely terrified of being surrounded by monsters and having no recollection of what he supposedly did wrong was truly something else.

>>9901 MGQ slimes are kind of fucked up in general >vore >soul absorption >de-aging and memory wipe >nuke and probably other atrocities I missed

post the monster girl you would react to like pic rel

>>9920 this fox.

>>9922 you've get the wrong fox. this one loves to "keep it in the family".

>>9923 AL gachafoxes are such samefoxes that I'm having trouble telling apart those two lolis apart.

>>9925 It all looks the same in the end. I read enough manga that every design blends together in my mind.

>>9920 I don't know if I already posted this commission in the past, which was made by @mumunijo on twitter, but a haggy holstaur or ye olde yeti would have me like your pic related. Or an inari. Or a kraken. Or a bogey definitely. I love hags. I want to be a squishy cuddly monster hag's shota and have incestuous relations with her 35+ year old pudgy body and give her compliments on how pretty she is and clean her cute fluffy monster ears with my tiny shota hands while she rests her fluffy head on my tiny shota lap. I want to have lots of sexy mommyplay and drink up her overflowing breastmilk and have lots of baked treats dipped in yet more of her excessively produced breastmilk. I want to see her in cute clothes too young for her and tell her she still looks great in her old school uniform even if it's a lot tighter now. I want to help her pick out comfy sweaters and struggle to pick one because they all suit her. Older ladies are so cute and sexy. I want to hype up the artist I mentioned too. They do good work and I like how soft they draw their women. They were very pleasant throughout the commission process. If I could draw well I would draw lots of lovely older ladies.

'tis I, the spirit of /tg/ past! I come bearing monster girls, but time is short - choose your best girl! >fr tho, it's Falucia

>>9933 I guess I would go with Edda. None of the other options suit me at all but the relationship with her sounds very vague. Does she want me to have a harem, does she just see herself as my bodyguard, or is she just a really clingy friend? I'm not suited to that lifestyle so I would probably be really confused all the time but I guess it's better than being yelled at constantly, fought by crimers constantly, or practically kept on a leash constantly. My only calling in life is being a hikkineet so this is a hard choice that I can only make because of my love for cows.

>>9933 I choose Edda, my only extra requirement is having access to electricity, internet and PC (also smartphone and/or tablet.) Even the ugliest monster girls better looking than 5/10 girl, so i see no downsides. One time date and never meeting again, if didn't match up well again is more of a boon than draw back. Free healthy food again a boon. I like to cook, so i could help in the kitchen. I don't mind not being able to leave the farm easily, but i like to visit the city at least twice a week just to look around. Though again food is being taken care off, but i guess i like buy some extra unhealthy snack from time to time or buy pc parts, but then again i could just order it to be delivered. I won't like just like other anon i also have a huge soft spots for cows, but i like the other monster girls in the list too. But i feel like i would be the most compatible with this lifestyle or the shopping one. Also it doesn't really say what my job would be, fixing machines? I know she is the best on the farm, when it comes to machines, but small hiccups can be fixed by me too, once she shows me how it is done, so i could lessen her burden. Just going around being the 'stud'? Teasing or flirting with monster girls to increase their confidence? Letting them get used to be near a human male? Collecting smaller and lighter stuffs while letting Edda do the heavy lifting? I like to have some clear level of what i'm doing there, even if that point is of me existing on the farm and doing nothing Don't have interest being a prison guard and try enslaving humanity. But i won't stop them either. Rollop would be probably my second choice, if the pay is more than minimum wage by some extent then i could live with that. I don't really want to be super rich, just want to afford a good pc and get a few stuffs. But i don't desire to own multiply luxury cars or super big or expensive home. Falucia I probably suck at planning someone's day. There is multiple levels of being treated like a slave, so it would depend what type she is planning too. I also like to break off to my own world from time to time, so that last part again is a nono for me.

>>9933 Miss Rollop Harpies are my favorites, simple friendly monster girls are my jam and I'm used to having a job below my skills in favor of personal life, so it all comes together perfectly. I'll only have to start lifting or training to deal with the shoplifters. Or I'll just get a taser instead, kek.

>>9933 Bellark, I never did ougrow my "military uniforms are cool" phase andI am asucker for following the rules. > - No tolerance on tardiness and slacking. Failure to live up to the standards will result in corporeal punishment. As it should be. That's a plus for me. > - By doing this job you directly contribute to the eventual enslavement of the entire human race to the laviscious monstergirls. That's a huge plus for me too.

>>9933 >corporeal punishment >be a race traitor These downsides have to be somebodies positives. Maybe a lot of peoples.

Birds: meaty or lean?

>>9957 Lean if I have to choose but it's mostly the artists' fault. I don't believe that first bird could even fly, but that's half the appeal of a harpy GF. >>9941's tengu is damn fine. Also the thiccer the harpy the less often you get expressions like picrel.

>>9957 >meaty >shows pure fat meaty would be more like these but true optimal meaty harpy is >flat as a washboard >ripped arms >ripped legs

>>9958 Shitty brats were made for correction. Especially when they are light enough to be picked up with one hand, hollow bones and all.

>>9961 >literal dog outrun by bird I dislike it.

>>9961 A fit harpy like that would definitely make for an interesting experience in bed especially the vice-like thigs. Whether you want it or not, you'd eventually get fit too.

>>9968 Same, anon. I'm just waiting for a monster to come along and help me get /fit/ via sex and positive reinforcement. Not much point starting before that, really.

>>9969 Sarcasm or not, I recommend at least minimum physical activity so you don't die before they barge into this world and start snatching men. Digging you out of the grave could be problematic.

>>9929 >that yeti Made for lazy, hours long cuddle-sex sessions. Speaking of yetis, Have you seen this image set? Very comfy too. https://files.catbox.moe/oxq8l9.zip

you just know

>>9992 >from cute girl to tiny head For what purpose?

It's late at night in the woods. You see see a shadow of an unknown figure. Do you wish for them to be a human woman or a bear girl?

>>10017 >human woman >ugly >entitled >hates you and your presence >wants all your money >will probably accuse you of rape >bear girl >cute >cuddly >LOVES hugs >not interested in material things >will probably rape you

>be a teenager going through puberty >playing your standard shootan game >suddenly ghost girl sex and preggo aftermath Who else had to jerk off after FEAR 2's ending?