Touching fluffy tail shouldn't be a crime

>>93688 I don't like it. I think that Wights should only wear those purple gowns made out of spider silk, or whatever personal gown they want and every thing else like armour and fur and capes should be made out of their wight ectoplasm to show the depth of her spiritual masters and the quality of her relationship.

>>93692 >masters meant mastery*

>>93693 TOO LATE WIGHT ALL PROPERTY HAS BEEN CONFISCATED THE MAID ACADEMY AWAITS

>>93695 >The character development arc NOOO PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN

would being a ninja make you a target for kunoichi?

>>93697 Would being a ninja make you no target for kunoichi?

>>93697 You get the kunoichi who considers you too handsome for scars/trauma and will do your missions for you

>>93677 Sticking your dick in crazy is fine when she's family

>>93703 It's fine even if she's not. Crazy women need dick, Anon. And you DO NOT want to get them thinking too hard about whether or not you got in the way of them getting dicked down.

Saturday morning, imagine waking up next to your half dressed or still naked auntster, she's also waking up and getting ready to prepare some breakfast, but before that taking care of your morning wood like any responsible auntster and after that asking you what would you like for breakfast while putting on an apron and nothing else

>>93703 Obviously, only crazy people commit incest

>>93706 It's a different culture, you wouldn't understand... or maybe your auntie could make you understand

Man I didn't know there was sons of dark elves in this thread.

>>93708 You must have not been around last week friday then. It's a recurrent thing. Friday is mamono incest day.

>>93709 It's not incest when it's your Auntster.

>>93710 He says while his child is a new type of mamono due to certain DNA not supposed to go together.

>>93698 Depends on your level of ninja between Three Ninjas ( kids in pajamas ) or Strider Hiryu.

it's time to erect

>Agent Anon. Welcome to Dragonia. >I'm glad you found the place. So your decoder ring and your noodle's ready for the assignment. >You can call me Cass. After this, maybe I can tell you my name. >Don't worry, I'm not a real dragon. The spell should wear off in 3 months. If not, you're going to have to dispel me before we leave. >You're my husband. I'm your wife. Four years. We met at a pottery workshop and we've had our first and second honeymoon at the Skullcano. I wake you up every day with oral and I call it my tribute. >There's more. Read this. We have dinner at 8. >If there's one thing you should remember, it's this. I make a good monster. I make a very good monster. Sometimes, you won't know who you're talking to. And you'll be right. You don't. >Just follow my lead. I kiss you, you kiss me. Fall in love if you have to. I might. But whatever they told you to do if they corrupt me, you'll do it. >Double agent? Reasonable. But it's just us now. Your only option is the mission. I recommend you execute.

>>93715 I feel like this story ended before it even started.

>>93715 I have no idea what's going on right now. I need a Medical Wurm to check my noggin for foggin'.

Wurms may not have a reputation for smarts, but as dragons they are long lived, and so can learn and grow. As they say, 'a learnt wurm is a good thing'

>>93720 Philosowurm asks: is Dragonian society Dinosyian or Apollonian?

>>93721 Dionysian, there aren't many Apollonian MG societies, but Kikitopia is a good option

>>93721 The honest wurm - dare I say the model wurm (not a literal model like a moral model) - is a hard working wurm. She is not lured by the decadent follies of gem munching or frivolous WURMING. No, she munches gems and wurms in prudent amounts. That is not to say the wurm is emotionless, no, she is full of emotion. She has so much emotion that is why she is so long. To deny the wurm the pulls of passion and play and FEELINGS would be to deny the wurm her very existence.

>>93722 >Kikitopia For me, it's Wightopia.

>>93722 >>93724 Kikitopia is Kikistotska in their native language. Glory to Kikistotska!

>>93724 I don't know if I'd characterize Wight Society as particularly Apollonian. I feel like it's probably more Promethean

>>93722 The life of the soldier boog is apollonian

>>93715 >"Dinner? I'm already looking forward to waking up." >T. Man who has no idea what's going on but is willing to play along and suddenly very happy with his choice of toy. >Er, his choice of breakfast cereal, that is.

>>93727 hue hue hue

>be literally the species that gave monsters their current appearance >mostly forgotten by the anons who all want wurms, manticores and alps

>>93730 Her clothes are made of goop

>>93727 Apol-lonian?

>>93731 That's not goop, that's the stuff dark matters are made from!

>>93721 Philosoraiju plucks the feathers from a harpy and posits >Behold, a man!

>>93730 Sorry I'm only made for abyssal succubi, it is just the way it is.

The only abyss i'm interested in is the abyss meal set from krakenburger

>>93730 Succs are so good at being Jill of all trades that they don't stand out. I'd still gladly take one though, MGE succs are love.

>>93738 Low key I could see that being a toy set in MGE where the abyssal mamonos and their husbands work well as marketable toys.

>>93740 Eww, gay

>>93741 You will become a marketable toy to mamonos and you will like it anon, this is the future.

>>93743 No. YOU will become a marketable toy. I will become a puppeteer.

>>93742 Dark elf population

>>93742 Weedeater?

>>93745 Oh so you think you're mr big money bags, I hope a danuki makes you go into debt and forces you to be her husband.

>>93749 They won't get any close to my property since I'm not a moron who gets into shady deals. Read your contracts then read them again.

I suppose the next thread goes for succubi then