have you considered pandas?

>>92648 What was her quest? When does she get the cool hat? Did some dastardly foe take her cool hat?!

>>92649 xiaomo is cute but I will never truly remember how to spell her name

Sex with the dead

>>92651 ren xiongmao reeducation centers will gladly teach you everything you need to know about your new panda wife as soon as the great panda army liberates your province of the mist continent

>>92653 there is an entire ocean separating me from a mist continent but miss xingmo is welcome to do her best I hope she brings general tso's chicken

>>92654 She's bringing bamboo. Good luck.

>>92655 not to my garden, that stuff spreads like wildfire and you can't get rid of it

>>92656 Don't worry, with all the mint she'll be planting you won't even notice!

>>92652 I don't think that all that hopping from Jiangshi would be good for the baby

>>92657 way ahead of her, I already consigned my land to mint to ward off ticks to not get bill gates disease >>92658 shaken, not stirred

>>92658 Then I'll impregnate Zombies instead

>>92652 Yes, lots of it, I will make Raccoon city look like an isolated incident with how many undead will roam the streets with my offspring

there still isn't an official crocodile mamono... kc... why have you forsaken me...

>>92661 does a corpse really need such a lewd body?

>>92663 Obviously, they have pretty hard to find a mate with the fact that they are dead and all that, they need something to counter balance their disadvantages

>>92663 Even if they aren't hot I'm still taking them home to make love to them, if they have a body, the proper holes and is able to move makes them having all the prerequisite of my ideal woman

>>92665 >if they have a body GHOSTS SPECTERS AND WILLOWIPSPS DON'T LOOK

>>92653 Wrong continent. Can't I just mail order a panda? I think that's still a thing for birddogs and tigers.

Trippin' balls

>>92666 I could make some exceptions if I'm too horny

What is Kot listening to?

>>92670 I'm sick with high fever, no office work. Good Monday, a kot to snuggle with would be a plus

>>92670 Arai-san...

>>92666 They just have to gain more ectoplasm until they have enough ethereal weight to gain some mass

>>92649 she'll suck your sugar cane hollow and use it like a flute

>>92671 Touch fluffy tails

>>92671 The entire bee movie script.

>>92672 >jinko breaks in to your shack >not so much breaks in as walks forward through the door jambs which yield to her obligingly >crawls on to your bed, almost rolling you over from indenting it >sniffs your face >does slow circle >lines up and straddles you >lowers herself down >crosses her paws over her chest and rests her chin on it >stares >waits until you lock eyes >puurrrrr... puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr... >occasionally spooked by her big heavy tail swinging and thumping the bed

>>92678 Man, I really need that.

>>92678 tigers don't purr, they chuff.

>Min'din the fire >Keep'n the kids >Render'n the blubber >Patch'n up the fur >Wrestl'n the polar bears >Feed'n the caribou >Haul'n in the crab traps Jus wait'n for me selkie wife to haul in the latest seal. Yup. Simple life. She's a bit cool up here, but I'll be damned if the sky don't dance like the smile in 'er eyes.

>>92649 Give me one(1) reason why i should.

>>92682 They're retarded, eat food all day, can't fight and don't fuck.

>>92683 She's just like me fr fr

>>92684 Well you might both be retarded, eat food al day and not fight but at least you'll solve the fucking bit, hopefully, with enough mamonomana.

>>92685 >It is scientifically feasible to rape Anon in 48 hours.

>>92686 >Sexobolic time chamber

>Arrives uninvited >Buzzes around not letting your sleep >Eats your crops >Steals your coffee >Spreads her pheromones >Leaves Could you forgive her just because she's cute?

>>92688 They have this real gaspunk vibe that makes me think they should be found deep amid the dunes in the desert kingdom.

>>92689 >gaspunk Wouldn't that be something like a deserted wasteland from an order chemical war or a natural disaster that released a bunch of volcanic gas into a region. The second one is more or les what actually happened.

>>92690 Oooh that's cool. Roaming abadon bands in shifting dunes where the earth opens up periodically to spew "toxic" gas that sens every one who breathes it in into a lustful frenzy. I dig it.

>>92691 I imagine it looks like where the hyenas in Lion King lived

>>92692 I was thinking redder, more ochre.

>>92692 Except pinker. And the Abbaddon Queen sits on her "throne", exuding her chemical signaling pheromones to her subjects, ordering them to rape and pillage, and bring back the spoils home to expand their kingdom.

>>92694 Hm, maybe this is turning into an RTS campaign

What's the Abbadon's favorite band? My chemical romance

Cuddling under the blankets with a beeg abaddon and getting fumigated

Cuddling under the blankets with a beeg kot and getting PUMAgated.

>>92697 I don't think your brain could survive that. Her pheromones are going to overwrite all of your neuronal paths with desire for her. She's going to turn you into an obedient husband available for breedin.

>>92699 ill be fine. i will just bury my face in her butt/breasts so im not inhaling any of the pheromones coming out of her neck vents

>>92649 Sexual Harassment Panda, eh?

>>92703 >Who lives in the east behind a tree? >Sexual Harassment Panda!

Fuck cops

>>92705 Believe it or not, straight to jail.

>>92706 I hope I get the good cop bad cope rapetine by a cophound and cheshire cop

>>92705 >>92706 Fuck the Police.

>>92705 >>92706 >I LOVE THE BIG SQUISHY PAWS OF THE LAW >>92708 If I resist I can experience getting 'restrained' by two dark elves which somehow involves my head and their thighs

>>92709 Long as you don't mind eating pussy afterwards.

>>92710 I'd rather eat the cop's donut

>>92711 >Anon eats cop's donut >Cop decides the fair thing is for Anon to get IRONIC PUNISHMENT >Anon has to eat ALL the cops' donuts

>>92712 that's a lot of donuts and a lot of different types and sizes of donut. damn you MGCPD ironic punishment division.

>>92712 At least the cop shouldn't be too upset if Anon ends up like Homer Simpson that time he got sent to hell.

>"Alright you dirty bastard. You want my donut? My hot sticky donut? FINE. You sick freak. This is punishment for jaywalking." >Hellhound puts her warm vanilla glazed donut with sprinkles on anon's table >"And when you're done with hers, I expect you to ENJOY eating mine!" the dark elf commisioner shouts, cradling a box of long johns >"HAHA look! He's made a mess! So naughty and dirty" inspector succ titters, her own pink sprinkle donut waiting in the wings. "That's it. Get your tongue real deep into hellhound's donut. Lick it all up. Don't miss an inch."

grim

They're pigs why are there no orcs!?

>>92717 High orc in a cop outfit sounds hot.

>>92717 Orcs are too noble, pure and homogenous. They believe in policing themselves and clan justice, not in being lapdogs for a distant corporate centralised government that exists only to guard itself from its own people.

>>92719 Yes but this is MGCPD, this is obviously a bit less dystopic than normal, real policing. The cops walk their beat, waving hello to the neighborhood, smiles on their faces, not brainlessly supply the violence necessary for keeping tyranny protected from the common incubus.

>>92721 You're right, I was being retarded.

I like knowing a hellhound can channel all that ambition, passion and energy into being a force for good and an officer her local community knows and trusts. I also think the uniform is sexy.

>>92723 Anon they're literal guard dogs. Why is this a revelation for you?

>>92724 I'm just saying why I like cophounds, and yeah, it's not a big leap from their jobs as guard dogs.

>>92725 This anon's going to get shoved into an alleyway as she executes her "pit maneuver" and shoves her sweaty pits into his face.

>>92726 Imagine her reaction if you pop a boner

What I want to know is when are the police going to catch that damn Spiderwoman. I don't care if they call themselves superheroes, it's not right that we have all these masked vigilantes running around the city answering to no one. The people demand accountability.

>>92727 >You got a license to be erecting that structure? >No license, huh? That's a hefty fine. We can get you started on paying it right now...

>>92729 >Sits you down next to her and gives you a pawjob while her other arm vices you into her sweaty pit >Face coated in dog pheromones >Feel like a sweatrag >Even if her digits and pawbeans aren't the most dexterous, they feel heavenly groping and squishing and sliding up your shaft >Every time you cum she makes up some new indecent offence you've just committed, and sentences you to even harsher 'punishment'

>>92728 >it's not right that we have all these masked vigilantes running around the city answering to no one. The people demand accountability. I'm a huge fan of vigilante justice tho, I think she's cool.

>>92728 >Spiderwoman >it's actually a crime-fighting duo of a Nacho and her husband

>>92732 Must be an interesting dynamic with their Venom counterpart.

Would an apophis make for a good chief of police?

>>92689 I’m still mildly surprised Abaddon even gets remembers because they’re kind of a nothingburger of a bug. You could exchange them with Beelzebub and nothing would change.

>claustro >sacco >boggleboe >abaddon >abaddon folk >pale rider of the last 10 monsters released, 6 require a well ventilated area to not instalose

>>92738 Boggleboe can and will get you through the air vents if you don't use the audio lure to stop her.

>>92737 You take that back! Banebug is the best that's happened to bug mamono in years. Just because you can't tell the difference between a cockroach and a grasshopper doesn't mean they are the same.

>>92739 That is such a missed opportunity i'm headcanoning it.

I want to write a big mamono magi green but my understanding of the genre is pretty much just memes, what should I read/watch to get a decent grasp of the tropes and plot layouts?

>>92744 Sailor Moon?

>>92745 She'd better be a werewolf in MGE lore.

>>92746 If anything she'd be a Lilim that lost her memories and lived her life as a regular human

Magic training sounds expensive. I say we just recruit teenagers with attitude and give them some power suits and a giant robot.

>>92748 What a great idea, what could possibly go wrong.

>>92748 A pilot with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of

>>92746 >>92747 Wouldn't Usagi most obviously be a Wererabbit?

>>92748 that's lilim rangers

>Mamono Magi >Rapacious Lady Lilim Rangers >Giant-Automata: The Day Lescatie Stood Still >The Big Blow Classics, all of them.

>>92754 I still prefer Maiden Suit Blow 'Em.

>>92754 >Not including the Cleaner Saga for shame

>>92756 >nerf gun lol

>>92757 <"Is all I need for likes of you." >CLACK but not the sexy kind The Cleaner is so dreamy...

>>92728 Most importantly we need pictures! PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN IN COMPROMISING POSES!

I could probably lose to an ogre in a fight, but in a battle of wits I would have a better chance of winning

>>92761 feels bad when you lose to the ogre in strength and wits though

>>92763 Yeah I have to call her sensei now. sad

>>92761 >I could probably lose to an ogre in a figh Nah, I'd win

>>92757 <"Bang, you're dead. I told you, never stand behind the door when you open it."

>>92740 Agree to disagree. Wonderworm is where bugs peaked.

heh, arthopods.

>>92771 Big arthropod pods.

>>92748 Bad enough the mamono were inhumanly powerful, now they'll have teenagers with power armors and giant robots in their ranks!

>>92773 this but big succ sods

stabstab or pewpew?

>>92776 I first stabstab (with my cock) then go pewpew (usually inside)

>>92776 BIG MACHINEGUN PEWPEW

>>92776 chop(space)chop

Jabberwocks don’t seem crazy. Why are they in wonderland again?

>Oh you poor thing, another lost traveler frozen solid by the Ice Queen >You'll be nice and warm in my cabin sweetie You know only magic can melt her ice right? My paws are your only way out of this >I want to hear you shivering for your life >I'll wrap you up tight and make you my body pillow forever

>>92786 Asses like that gave me that fetish of how round buttholes become right after you pull out your dick, monsters were made for that

>>92680 this is meme pseudoscience reddit bullshit if you pet a cat (who loves you) the right way it WILL purr

>>92776 Stabstab--I want her to be up close and personal. And I ain't talkin' about fighting.

>>92788 2D gape good 3D gape bad

>>92786 This yeti was raised by snakes. I hope a nice whitehorn will save me.

>>92791 My brain replaces "gape" with "grape" and then I think about purple snek.

>>92789 There is nothing wrong with chuffing.

>>92776 Stab stab with my meat

>>92793 Grape gape is fine too

>>92776 nothing says intimacy like a maid with a garter knife

What monstergirl should I draw

>>92800 Comedian Cheshire standing in front of a brick wall holding a microphone

>>92800 the big one

>>92800 If there is one monster you can do it with, it's Cursed Sword.

>>92800 I hit random page 3 times and came up with pharaoh, living armor, and zombie so ignore all of that and make an ushabti girl

>>92798 Umbrella guns scream class though.

>>92800 A Jinn of the Jar wearing a jar on their head. Give the unpopular ones some love.

>>92805 Umbrella guns are hatter-coded. I will not be taking questions.

>>92800 Troll trying to wear a bra

>>92808 Ittan-momen trying to wear a troll.

>>92807 Hatters obviously have bladed boomerang hats. You're being a bit too silly even for Wonderland.

>>92810 A hatter would never be so gauche as to throw her hat at someone. You're thinking of those awful Cheshires.

>>92811 It's an excellent way to catch unwary human women, they never expect it. Plus, we need lamenting mushrooms: monster edition.

>>92795 wait a minute, this is what monsters have been trying to get us to do this whole time? this looks fun, why are they so weird about it? always with the costumes and convoluted plots

>>92813 I, for one, appreciate the costumes.

>>92812 A hatter's hat is meant to be cherished and loved, not tossed about. If she allows you to wear it, it is a sacred trust. Also you will look good because it's really spiffy.

>>92813 It's the puritans pushing us away from a future like this

Hellhounds are the perfect summons for squishy int builds >Big >Strong >Warm >Soft Yes, hellhound perfect summon for int build with poor grapple skills to summon in grabbing range

>>92799 What does this even imply? The familiars don't have any holes, baphomets are crusty, and witches don't even get half glaze?

>>92818 Every summoner knows they are going to get raped by thier first summon anyway, occupational hazard.

While on vacation in MGC on a hot summer day, you spy a vending machine down a sketchy alley. You know that you shouldn't bother, but it's one of those Zipangunese ones with a bunch of drinks they don't usually sell here. After paying and selecting your product, there's a loud clunk and nothing else. It's stuck! As you reach up to try and grab your drink, you feel your hand pinch. Now you're stuck too! Lucky for you, it seems you won't be here long. Look, there's a monster coming to help you now! https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

geomancers must have a problem with the spell "create golem"

>>92823 >Vamp mosquito Losing a bit of flesh is a lesser evil than getting married to that

>>92825 bugsex

>>92823 Greenworm <Pffft, look at this dude, getting his hand stuck in a- Oh shit, is that the 2026 limited edition Ultra-Veggie Blend? Move over, I'm going to nab myself a freebie! >Greenworm sticks her talon into the slot and wiggles it around trying to get it deep enough to fish out the offbrand V8 can >Predictably, it gets stuck <...So, uh, you got any games on your phone? We're going to be here a while.

>>92823 >Dark Mage She may not know how vending machines work, but at least she's got a big stick she can hit it with

>>92823 >"...I once purchased... underwear... from this vending device." >"I suffered a similar indignity." >"You have a warrior's spirit, to persist, to reach, to refuse to release what for which you have sacrificed." >"I am bound by creed to honor your struggle, and so I cannot assist. But I will defend you until your success."

>>92829 >to refuse to release what for which you have sacrificed." Is she implying anon is only stuck because he refuses to let go of the can?

>>92823 >Mershark Man coming all the way from the sea just to help me shows what good girls mersharks are!

>>92818 In fact, you can summon high level creatures like her even if you're below the mana requirement. You will get a few debuffs, sure, but summoning her can really save you in the early boss fights. I'm pretty sure the "dog toy" status effect will expire at some point.

summon level 1 sheep to help with your insomnia

You don't get that kind of downsides when summoning kots

>>92834 >summon kot <You have contracted Toxoplasmosis Hope you brought your cure disease potions with you

>>92811 >A hatter would never be so gauche as to throw her hat at someone You underestimate the ogre street gang, the gang with zero ogres in it

>>92837 Even Speedwagon is afraid! ...I have no idea how to make that into a MG pun

>>92836 I'm already ill, can't be that bad

>>92833 >summon sheep >cute sheep >snuggle sheep >still not sleeping >summon second sheep >one sheep, two shee- >zzzz >nice dreams >very nice dreams >sheep are higher than level 1 in the morning

wait this isn't a summoning tome it's a phone book

>build summoning circle >stand in it to admire your work >get summoned by a succ

>>92841 Who you gonna call?

>>92842 But how did she know?

>>92844 Coincidence, or, as some call it, fate.

>>92844 You forgot to set up your arcane firewall, you were practically broadcasting your presence across the dimensions. Rookie mistake.

>>92844 It was the succ across the street. The one who you can see into her room from your own window. The one who shouts “yoo-hoo!” and then giggles when you look at her from across your houses. It was her. She summoned you. horror!

>>92847 Eugh, great. It's Liv again.

>>92823 >Werebat Bat-chan heard the bottle getting stuck and can't stand when this happens. Good thing she can hear how the inside of the machine is constructed and knows how to hit it to make it let go. >>92824 As long as you have a Golem already, making new ones is really easy.

>>92848 Liv again would be a good Lich company name

>>92823 >Fairy >Miss Fairy is too smol to help you directly >BUT >She promises to get you help! >A few minutes later she's back with a pixie and you're shrunk down until you pop free >Miss Pixie and Miss Fairy exchange a look >You keep shrinking

dragons would hate crypto >"what good is wealth if one cannot touch it?"

Yes hahaha FAIRIES. YES. AT LAST. IT IS HER TIME.

>>92852 Dragon zombies on the other hand love Crypt-o

>>92853 Everybody loves fairies. They're awesome and adorable. Awedorable.

>>92852 The would hoard PC parts instead. Rocks that can think? Sounds like treasure to me.

>>92857 Yes, except anon the fairy hater, and we ALL know what happened to him.

>>92858 Isn't that just a golem? It's not that special for them.

>>92861 But can your golem wife run DOOM?

>>92862 Yeah? Better yet, she can run it IRL.

Golem got me bricked up…

>>92864 ... along with a cask of amontillado?

You know it's gonna be a good night when the vampire orders garlic bread with her pizza

>>92866 >Vamp wife isn't just breaking into grocery stores at night to eat raw garlic She doesn't love you OR herself

>>92867 That sounds like your wife is addicted to the point she can't even keep a stock of garlic because she goes through it too fast and gets cravings at night. If anything her being that desperate sounds like she loves the garlic more than she loves you.

>>92868 I can't process the idea of a wife who is psychologically healthy.

I'm going to lick the gar.

>>92869 Unfortunate, but relatable.

>>92870 >lick the gar gar? Is this some kind of hip slang for Garfield?

>>92872 >Ms Lich fantasizing about the president.

>>92870 >>92872 I can only think of the ancient /a/ meme.

>>92874 Elaborate.

>>92875 GAR, it stands for Glurk Amore Rnewfag

>>92875 Misspelling of "gay", comes from a post of Anon saying he's "gar for Archer" and became a word for characters who are manly in a cool way. In this case I imagine a really cool and badass Alp.

>>92872 Gar is what you call Gen Z Gargoyles

>>92879 What do you call millennial Gargoyles?

>>92881 Suzanne Goyle

>>92882 >Goyle Maybe a Danuki would call them that.

>Golem literally exists Never living it down, I understand why they all go haywire

But if you sit on my face now we will both surely turn to stone “lol” said the gargoyle “lmao.”

>>92872 its a fish

Big kot should lay on me to help the fever

>>92887 Best I can do is many smol kot

>>92888 Will cat get along with non cat monster? I would like many pet cats with my non kot wife.

>>92889 Cats are mercurial, but if the cats see your wife putting out food regularly, they’ll at least warm up to her whenever hungry.

>>92890 It helps if she's literally warm, then the cat will like resting on her lap.

>>92891 They will love snek wife’s heat lamp

>>92873 Reading this made me think of something that I've been pondering for a while; considering the sheer number of monster girls with necromancy magic out there, there's probably a major problem of monster girls trying to resurrect long-dead famous people in order to make them their lovers; like, there's probably a 24 hour police presence at Graceland because of all the banshees who want to try and resurrect Elvis.

>>92893 I headcanon it gets harder to resurrect someone the longer they were dead, and past a certain point it becomes impossible, barring edge cases, because the soul has already passed on to the afterlife or reincarnated. >all the banshees who want to try and resurrect Elvis. Elvis didn't die, he went home.

>>92894 that's just regular canon, unless they died in some manner that made it impossible for them to pass on

>>92895 I had a hunch there was some mention of it, but I didn't remember the details.

>>92894 Oh, yeah, I imagined that it would work like that in canon; I also figured that it wouldn't stop the monster girls from trying.

>>92897 >I also figured that it wouldn't stop the monster girls from trying. On the bright side, they have a chance to get an Elvis impersonator.

>>92888 That's good but I still want the big kot for marriage purposes

>>92899 >Eros hears Anon wants big kot >Provides him with a 10 meter long sabertooth megakot.

>>92900 That's a cool mount

>>92898 Vegas might actually become tolerable when full of demons

do you think automatons see golems as "big sisters"?

>>92902 Vegas would be 1000% better if it were full of demons, mostly because they're smart enough to understand why the place was so popular in the first place and not try to nickle-and-dime everything; food and lodging would be cheap as dirt again, the casinos would have fun themes and Circus Circus would have a shit-ton of bogies in it.

>>92902 anon can make a living as an escort real easy

>>92681 Selkie life, doesn't it get cold and boring out there?

>>92906 fucking helps with the boredom

>>92906 You can always look forward to Druella's Night dinner, when the selkies gather to read a compilation of Druella's most "famous" (cringey) poems over a feast of haggis and neeps

>>92907 At some point the boredom is going to help with the fucking.

>>92909 lines at the DMV got a little different after mamano took over

>>92908 Those poems were banned in sixty countries...

Druella doesn't deserve the bullying or the mockery. She did nothing wrong.

>>92912 TRUE. Truella. I wish Druella would work her magic on this planet.

>>92911 Remember that period where she was super into beatnik culture and every single one of her works all revolved around "the woman" keeping mamono down and had music sheets for accompanying bongos?

>>92914 >tfw no Cheshire to play the bongos part ob

Owls are flying fluffy cats. Dragons are flying scaly cats. Who are the sea cats?

>>92913 Have you honored her with your tribute already?

>>92917 Oddly enough, it isn't catfish

>>92917 Shork

>>92920 And it's not the sea lion either.

>>92917 Poor dragon spinster with an empty nest... cute wols though

>>92917 Seagull harpies.

The Malef and Dragonslayer relationship in the last chapter of Magus's story was beautiful. I regret my past hatred for Ancara

>>92917 Wonder what's the lore behind these images. Weebs, translatio?

>>92925 A flawed character going through a character arc beats whatever recycled meme based opinion people here build for a whole mamono species.

>>92925 I fell way behind, so it am just going to assume that they do the nasty? I hope she stays at least a little tsun. Tsun is cute.

Fat bottomed monster lolis are made to be dominated by adult human men

I am made to be dominated by fluffy monsters.

I am made to dominate fluffy monsters.

>>92930 >cold and ticklish >>92931 >has a spray bottle and comb

>>92930 >>92931 Now I'm picturing monster girls partying at a KISS concert, thanks.

>>92934 >wurm in kiss makeup

>>92929 I want to spread those loli cheeks and violate her tiny anus with my tongue until it gets stuck by the freezing

>>92935 Kiss in wurm makeup

>>92930 >>92931 whether to conquer or be conquered there is nobility in the struggle

the trials of parenthood are best faced with the help of grandparents. your dragon wife's mom (your mother in law) has been waiting a LONG FUCKING TIME for her daughter to give her grandkids.

>>92905 I found anon's future photo! https://files.catbox.moe/jyi5bm.jpg

>>92939 You need to do more than pat pat?

>>92941 Forgot pic

>>92940 thats one way to exclude fox clientele i guess...

whats a story you'd want to see?

>>92944 Subnautica but Monster Girls no, the one Alp started and abandoned doesn't count

>>92941 >>92942 yes pat pat. but also family cuddles, going out together to the park or movies or on a walk. eating together. watching daughter(s) learn, grow, develop, mature. learn to walk, to fly, to breathe fire, to talk, to go to school.

>>92944 a pharaoh with a bunch of dipshit well-meaning kephris

>>92944 ms abby or lil ms abby could probably use something

>>92946 Dang, that wouldn't be bad but no portal

>>92944 Pale rider detective

>>92944 Alp gaslighting his bro into sex

>>92950 >Pale Rider detective finds a bottle of Ibuprofen in her house and now she needs to find the supplier that is ruining her husband’s health.

>>92944 Miss chesh and knight anon but we already have that one and it's a good one

>>92944 Risk of Rain but Monster Girls

>>92954 "Thorp!" goes the Wurm

>>92944 LAZER TITS The Musical

>>92958 megamilk

>>92960 >oi.

"Splurt!" goes the Anon.

>>92962 many such cases

Thank GOD the sharks are in the water and so if I avoid the water there is no way a shark can nibble me

>>92962 It is how it is

>>92954 >risk of shog

>>92938 >whether to conquer or be conquered there is nobility in the struggle Conquering the noble female kid

>>92944 The one you actually want to write.

>>92966 How do shogmax my risk?

>>92969 just hang around until she sees you and AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>92970 Why are you laughing? Shogs are cute and seem nice.

>>92969 I love Shogs because they love you unconditionally, they keep you healthy, they love to serve you and they are excellent at doing housework, they are perfect wives

>>92972 They also have a lot of eyes. I’m into that.

>>92976 And they are goopy.

>>92978 Oooh, good point good point.

>>92945 >Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected. Are you sure what you're trying to do is worth it?

>>92982 I volunteer to distract the Ryu!

>>92978 Always properly lubed for any kind of action

>>92976 It will forever amuse me how they almost look like the cute girl is the outer shell to the “iyaa~n” eye blob underneath lit up like a Christmas Tree because they’re from the Abyss.

>>92982 Double coiled and sandwiched between two pairs of tits >Yes computer, it is worth it. >Yes computer, it is worth it.

>>92985 sometimes i think about the apron being made of shog too. reminds me of ms hatters organic clothes

>>92982 what does the scroll between them say?

>shog is so excited to finally meet a human that she forgets her manners, language and basic human form and just rushes you as an amorphous wave of eyes and teeth >she's terribly embarrassed about it afterwards

>>92944 Either Anon getting drunk as shit and f'd by a random mamono taking advantage of his drunkenness. or Anon finding a vampire castle with an actual vampire in it and torching it to hell. or Something involving a black harpy claiming anon. The latter would be especially welcome. Black harpies are ass kicking mamono that for some reason do not enjoy enough popularity.

>>92994 >Black harpies are ass kicking mamono that for some reason do not enjoy enough popularity. You gotta search for them under "blarpie"

>>92964 you forgot about landsharks,cleverest species of them all, they trick you into opening the door

>>92964 meanwhile the LOAN SHARK:

Hello anons. Are bunyips real yet

>>92999 I don't know. I'm afraid of Australia.

>>92998 Sex shark

>>93001 I wonder if floofy mamono ever get annoyed by Anons wanting to huff the fluff and poof the floof when Miss Nuki wants to be Miss Nookie.

>>93002 They shouldn't be fluffy if they didn't want to be touched

>>93002 I doubt that they get mad, in fact, they keep using expensive shampoos and conditioner for that exact reason

>>93002 i didn't spend all that time getting certified as a fox inspector to not touch fox

Demonology is a fun and rewarding career and it will not backfire on you in any way shape or form

>>93000 Australia is more afraid of you than you are of it.

>>93005 Maid fox is extremely powerful

>>93006 I prefer nekomancy, more chill

>>93008 but very untrustworthy and unreliable

>>93008 I know

>>92855 what is this post doing without a reply?

>>93009 As long as you don't trigger her food aggression. Or turn your back to her. Or squeak.

>>93013 She's fren shape, we're chilling

>>93014 show me... non-frenshaped monsters

>>93015 Vampire, siths, elves and dark elves

>>93016 Oh yeah, those are lover shaped for you, aren't they.

>>93016 PWNT

>>93017 No. Not my cup of tea. Kot are fren shape but also lover shape.

>>93016 I just imagine all vamps are seras victoria so they're fren shaped now the dhamps too

>>93015 shog, theyre bread shaped

Wonderbread shog

>>93020 That's a good point. I'm too biased

>>92927 True but it was a rough start and I didn't trust the process at first

>The Mistress is on vacation. >I am the queen now. >What? No, of course she did. I have been her loyal servant for an age. Why wouldn't she let me? >Look, it fits! It fits me perfectly! I deserve this! >Now you shall know why it is called a walk-in freezer, not a walk-out freezer.

>>92987 Technically her entire body is made of Shog to include her clothes, which is where it gets funny because they’re patterned in such a way to almost look like flaps of some kind.

>>92988 It contains the colonel's secret recipe

Many adventurers and wannabe dragonslayers claim they got burned by a dragon and survived but the truth is that good many of them simply got FUS RO DAH off a cliff and are too embarassed to admit it.

Riddle me this, and you may enter the sphinx (lewd). What forwards is heavy but backwards is Hoarahp?

>>93031 Big tiddy god queen?

>>93032 Don’t let her hear you call her that, she might god voice you into licking her boobies.

>>93033 A Hathor-blessed ruler

I wish the pharaoh would bless me by dropping her fat sweaty mocha ass on my face.

I wish the pharaoh would approve another canal network

Its tough being the emperor of the abyss somedays especially when you're nagged constantly by your abyssal wives to take over the marine kingdom and the surface world.

>>93037 Canals increase the lebensraum of Sobek and her crocodiles

We all know elf ears flap when happy, but do they locate sound like cat ears, and do they flatten to their head when they're angry? This, we must research.

>>93037 only if I can accompany the two pharaohs on their 'peace barge' down the canal, both fighting with each other over many things including me.

>>93006 >Demonology is a fun and rewarding career and it will not backfire on you in any way shape or form Summoning a wide hipped, fat assed loli Demon and Hellhound (from next door and the next street over) Entering a covenant with them (dating both of them) Keeping them bound in service and supplied with magic energy (regularly fucking them exhausted and plowing their big shapely butts)

I just want to summon a baked potato. They take too long to make and I live alone so they're tough to make fast enough before the bag of potatoes goes bad. So, yeah, baked potato summoning ritual.

>>93047 But anon, if you already have a bag of potatoes, you should cast "easy bake" on them.

Dead Hours.

>>93049 Ded? Liv again!

>>93050 Feel dead

>Feeling down >Depressed? >Like your 6 foot under? >Well, try Dr Liv Again's 'Necromancy Miracle Cure!' >In just 1 session you won't feel dead on the inside - you'll feel dead on the outside too! >Just listen to this happy customer! >"Ever since I died, I couldn't do very much. Thanks to Dr Liv Again, I've never felt so alive... uh, dead." >But, if you're not convinced, then get this! >Order now, and one lucky human male can experience Dr Liv Again's Miracle 'Head between thighs brain healer' special! >So don't delay. Come to Dr Liv Again's morticiary down on 3rd street today!

>>93052 Maybe Old Town ain't so bad after all...

>>93051 Happens when you fuck undead pussy enough now you're stuck with her for eternity in undeath.

>>93052 >Feeling down >Depressed? >Like your 6 foot under? My brain autofilled a "Good! Ahahahaha" at the end, I've watched too many YTPs

>>93052 >>Feeling down >>Depressed? >>Like your 6 foot under? >>Well, try Dr Liv Again's 'Necromancy Miracle Cure!' Just kill me now

>>93049 >CUCK

>>93052 A rope is cheaper.

>>93058 Rope attracts wisps

>>93059 How scandalous!

>>93060 Shibari on the Wisp could be fun.

>>93060 Nooooo not the ethereal pussy cage anything but that!

>>93061 Hel's nostrum lipstick to plant the kiss of death on anon's lips

>>93064 I'd rather just kiss a wight until I suffocated.

>>93065 there are always the 'fun' options... she'll be really smug about it though. you only die once.

>>93060 Yuck. Maybe living isn't that bad

>>93067 i mean rope also attracts kots and dogs. sometimes. they like to chase ropes and chew on ropes and make anon shoot ropes.

>>93068 Maybe but investing in catnip seems less dangerous

>>93068 It also attracts turtles, for some reason.

>>93067 The living have to do autistic cringe shit like remembering to breathe every few seconds. Like wtf who came up with that shit, seriously.

>>93070 The necroturtle!

>>93072 She's not dead, she's green and slow-moving for entirely different reasons

>>93071 Blame your mitocondria

>>93070 A little bit off topic but every mamonos looks good or even better in shibari

>>93066 >smothered and snuffed out (and promptly brought back via undead blessing) beneath wight’s generous derrière

>>93075 a little net around a dark slimes core

>>93075 Agreed, but why would that be off topic.

>>93078 >mamono SCP is just a big glorified tard wrangling institution for... odd girls

>meet qt mamono on the street >for the next 30 minutes, work out the courage to strike up a conversation with her >you feel a bit weird when you approach her >you chalk it up to nervousness and call her out >she turns around, you have a lively chat >at some point you throw a glance at her neck <Adam's apple >it's an ALP

>>93080 Biologically they are 100% women so no adam's apple. Unless you want to headcanon a mid-transition Alp, but that comes with other unsavory implications and KC would probably say their man bits just go *poof* instantly, if nobody asked that already.

>>93079 Hey got to give some type of job for ex order paladins.

>>93081 Still gay as fuck.

>>93078 all you have to do is convince the dragon that the rope is very expensive and she'll want to wear it herself

I'm gonna traumatize a whole population of mamono thinking the old monsters are back by drinking the forbidden elixir.

>>93085 >It’s just chocolate milk.

>>93084 "Convinced" when she's the one offering it to you and dropping by mistake a far too used book explaining how to use it A malef would at least be sincere about it

>>93086 That is just one of the many ingredients, that goes into the forbidden elixir.

>>93088 The other ingredients are edible glitter and everclear.

>>93065 >kiss a dullahan until you suffocate >but you where holding her head yourself the entire time

>>93085 What's that?

The real forbidden elixr is greenworm's veggie jungle juice

>>93091 The potion that turns you into a pseudo monster of old for a limit minus the homicide tendencies like they had and instead replaces it with lewd tendencies.

Cease being dumb and cringe, undead like you better alive

potion that turns you into panties

>>93095 Miss Mindflayer got you covered.

>>93093 >that turns you into a pseudo monster of old It turns you into a furry anon, not into a monster.

>>93096 >Angrily wave tentacle at passerby

>>93097 Tomato, Tomoto.

>ogre drinks happily ever after potion to turn into anon's dream girl in hopes of dating him >Remains exactly the same what a rip off!

>>93094 But being dumb and cringe is what I'm best at.

>>93100 I NEED A HERO

>>93102 >Scottish fairy on ogre's shoulder >"Alright big gal, let's crash this party!"

>>93094 Very hot pic and I don't know why

>>93103 >Today, I will pay my debt

>>93105 Cute nekomata, would hire as a bodyguard during my travel in Zipangu

Can't we just settle this over a pint?

>>93108 I never realized there were Mantises in the other room Imagine that. A drunk Mantis.

>>93109 they get clingy but remain unexpressive

>>93109 >>93112 you find all sorts at monster taverns. id avoid partying too hard. you may bump into an overly-friendly monster.

>>93047 Put the bag in the fridge

>>93113 at first it might feel strange that monsters get like that after only a half glass of wine but it's possible that monsters could metabolize alcohol differently that humans so it's okay for her to touch you and stuff as she can not be reasonably expected to maintain self-control

>>93115 it depends on the monster. some are very hard to get drunk. think ogres, red onis, bubbleslimes. on the other hand, mantis has a little bit too much to drink and she's (quietly) all on top of you

the introduction of rum to the new world has been a disaster

>>93117 Sometimes they can't tell who's a lolibaba or trueloli and accidentally serve alcohol to the actually young little monster girls

>>93118 A cat ass trophy, one might say.

>>93121 Why is the rum gone?

>>93015 Alps are not friend shaped, they are bro shaped

>>93015 BEHOLD! The Great Devourer! My cabbages!

>>93120 Drunken sex sucks, specially if there's vomiting after Sober sex is the best with girls that drink a lot is the best

>>93127 I love little girls with unrealistic massive asses

>>93091 Theriomorphosis Potion. It’s used by either the beast sabbath or more adventurous couples. Basically turns the husband into an animal so they can fuck their wife like a beast possessed by lust. Most popular brands are either wolf or horse according to KC.

>>93129 >Miss Fairy reading through her stack of old Bondage Fairies manga >Looks at hubby >Looks at fairy getting railed by a stag beetle >Looks at hubby

>>93127 Drunk Sex < Stoned Sex

>>93131 get the munchies

>>93127 Nah it seems cool

>>93131 Squeezing Ms. Wonderworm's pillowy softness (squishy caterpillar body) while I rest my head in her pillowy softness (cleavage) is more than I deserve.

>>93047 Have you considered agricultural lolis?

>>93136 One of the few loli groups I'd consider. Hers and Grelia's, that is. I should like Shiro's (or whichever the sleepy not-mage gote is named) Sabbath as well for the similar reasons as Grelia's, but they don't hit the same emotional chord.

>>93131 Who are you to wave your finger, you must have been out your head

>>93100 Ogres have layers, but every layer is just more ogre.

>>93142 god i love ogres so much. MORE LAYERS (to clothing entrap me)

>>93142 >junji ito has entered the chat

>>93144 >to clothing entrap me But, also like onions, ogres overheat easily, which is why they prefer to run around in bras and loincloths. Would you perhaps settle for a noogie instead?

>>93146 i dont mind if my onions get hot and sweat a little. fewer layers is paradoxically also acceptable. i would also settle for the noogie.

>>93147 He did it for the noogie

>>93148 noogie-able height

>>93149 I will grab her dosh

>>93147 Whole lot of words to say "I'm a slut for ogres." Please be more succinct to spare those poor rata's wrists.

>>93151 I am a slut for ogres. And I hope that little squirrel spreads the word so that an ogre finds me. No doubt the ogre will brim with smug and have in her hands the printed evidence of me thirsting for big green ladies. >>93150 That was her rapebake money!

>>93146 >>93147 Baking an onion gives it a milder taste, you should try it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV9spqCzSkQ

>>93153 So tanned ogres are gentler than their regular counterparts. Guess that's what happens when you hang around pyrows too much.

Just send them, send them all

>>93153 >She's actually not halfbad at cooking

>>93153 I don't care enough to actually watch the video, but if he's doing the thing where you stuff an onion n with butter and beef bullion then bake them, that is indeed delicious. Like a lazy man's onion soup.

>>93139 I think Shirokuto was the ancient mage one

>>93154 they start dressing in hoodies and blowing bubblegum. you should, like, totally hang out with her.

>>93155 Send who where? Anons to the Ogre pits?

>>93160 Anons into big cuddly

>>93036 The pharaoh does not sweat! It is the dew of the dawn upon the fertile field! The glisten of the floodplain after the river's rage! Like the sand, drink her gift to the desert.

>>93160 Lord, I wish. And they aren't fond of pits - they prefer caves, swamps and urban buildings with tall ceilings. If we're talking ogre armpits, then yes, send me there.

>>93136 I want to plant potatoes with a Troll loli, and later I want to plow her field all night long and make sure her fields are properly fertilized

There's something people forget about ogres and the fact that they are like onions, ogres just like onions the hotter they get they start to caramelize and they become sweet The hotter and hornier a ogre gets the sweeter it becomes

>>93166 I sweat a lot she sweat a lot our poor children will be sweating like a fat guy on a threadmill

>>93166 you can make them sweet and green if you tease them low and slow

>>93161 I bet Big Druella is behind this. I bet she disguised herself as a cuddly, fuzzy monster just so that she had the opportunity to feel a man's touch for the first time.

>>93169 Druella is a boomer she would say that if you want a man you need a firm handshake(assshake) to speak with his manager and to pull yourself by your boobstraps

>>93169 she do be scheming and such shouldn't let lims have free time

>>93170 >to speak with his manager Not every man has a manager, but the ones that do usually it's because they are married. Unless of course, Druella means this kind of manager.

>>93171 Almost every monster is better as a loli

>>93171 >loli druella Anon are you alergic to breasts? >>93172 >its their mother in a lot of cases

>>93173 >Almost every monster I'm curious as to who you think would be the exception.

>>93175 Imps!

>>93176 The imps would riot if they heard you. Except for the rare anti-sabbath imp.

>>93177 an imps only allegiance is to mischief

Milfy Impy.

>>93175 Alps and some other worst ones because nothing makes them good

>>93180 I disagree, Alp lolis seem fine as long as they are not mesugakis

>>93180 Don't say mean things about alps, they deserve love too and they are trying their best

Top 10 monster girls that you would accidentally call mommy?

>>93183 None, i'd be calling the mommy on purpose.

>>93180 Agreed. Alps don't need anything to make them good because they are already good.

>>93130 I’m not sure that’s how that works but you do you, chum.

>>93184 I see you like playing dangerous games anon, that you will be dog piled by the hag squad if you're not careful with your words.

>>93186 You should see the abyssal hentai mangas they're making now that come straight from the abyss, shit goes crazy.

>>93181 >>93185 I wouldn't mind having an Alp around to do my chores and keep me company, nothing else, nothing sexual

>>93189 This is how it begins...

>>93183 >Hakutaku >Demon >Holst >Pharaoh >Doting succubi >Yeti

>>93192 >6 mamono Classic, mommyfag, can't even count.

>>93183 Inari and her tails

>>93193 I stopped at the first six I could think of because it's time for my nap.

>>93195 Mhmm, sleepy time Sounds like the perfect time for a bogie or bogey to work

>>93190 If they start going together to the gym then it's already too late

>>93195 Playing goo goo babies with my centaur mommy.

>>93183 >wurm >9 other wurms

I kinda want to smoke some fags, the American way.

>>93201 Alps are best when slow roasted by the sun with plenty of flipping to ensure even browning, smoky flavors don't pair well. If you want meat from the smoke shack, consider a wonderworm instead. Bring Doritos.

>>93202 I have a flamethrower, how long do I need to be torching them so they'll be done?

>>93203 Four minutes per side, flipping often

>>93198 I'll show her who's the boss of this gym

I'm gonna make every mamono older than their husbands, where wide hipped and big breasted mamono mommies are the only mamonos you will see, that some would consider me a enemy to the Sabbath for trying to make this into a reality.

>>93206 As it should be.

>>93188 I was there Gandalf.

CHAD FUCKBOI

>>93206 Will you guarantee the safety of the shortstacks with the beeg women or will you make yourself my foe

>>93210 Shortstacks are safe under the protection act of short mommies so you're all good.

>>93209 Yeah yeah that's me, you called.

>>93182 Couldn’t make it as men so they became women in their hearts and bodies they are just Succubi with extra steps and far more “no homo bro”

>>93212 You gotta be SQUIDDING me.

>>93214 He's just pulling your leg.

>>93215 Just like I'm pulling all these abyssal baddies.

>>93216 I want abyssal GOODIES.

>>93216 TFW no Elder Thing gf who’s just a hyper autist about how Mindflayers squidmog all over her weird alien Alraune ass

>>93218 There should be more cats who are eldritch. Eldritch cats.

>>93219 8 out of 10 people can't tell the difference between a cat and an eldritch cat

>>93218 So do I become a giant hentai plant if I fuck her that spews out abyssal liquids that warp the environment around me.

>>93221 you could probably manage that already if you mess around with man marionettes too much

>>93206 >than their husbands All the girls with a status other than "wife" such as lover, girlfriend, servant or student more remain unaffected, enjoyers of smaller and younger mamono win again.

>>93223 You son of a bitch you win this time, but I will be back.

So she just jumps me and gives me the best time I've had in YEARS? Without giving me any crap or "challenges"? I want, like, thirty of these girls!

>>93225 if only there were some convenient hound nearby you could turn into a puppy printer