>>95786 The frogs are frickin' gay due to all the chemicals in the water, I can't do anything about that. We discuss our plans for the humble endangered panda all the time, though they'd be easier to help if their thing was cream pies rather than handjobs. It's like they want to go extinct.

>>95416 silly weasel tries to zap me for wearing metal armor, not realizing that the metal is more conductive and it takes all of the electricity away giving me 100% electric resist time for step 2 of the domestication plan: headpat the weasel

domesticate this mere that dominate this submit that. me? I'll take a walk on the mild side.

>>95789 Succs are far from mild.

>>95789 to win or to lose is of little consequence the passion is in the struggle

>>95790 uh oh. i should have read the brochure!

>>95789 Such concept are forbidden, one must top it must be or I will have to commit seppuku

>>95709 that's why the sabbath is having a two-for-one deal, you get one for your top half one for your bottom half

>>95794 Fuck the sabath all my homies hate the sabath

>>95795 >Fuck the sabath yes, that's the plan.

>>95793 The neat thing about topping is that you can take turns! >>95795 Just megamorph them, they never see it coming. Your baphomet wife may be annoyed when people mistake her for a krampus or alcoholic though.

>>95797 I can't imagine losing, it would be so shameful. I need mamonobanana fixing

>>95798 Or you could just win. There's nothing wrong with a nice kobold or kiki, just don't go after a monster likely to rape you until you like it.

>>95799 Or I could have my cake and eat it too. High risk high reward

>>95800 I've never been a gambler, it's low risk, high reward for me.

>>95790 Then have an Alp instead, mildest of the mild

>>95789 SUCCS DID 9/11

>>95801 Kiki are excellent but they're not a lot so...

>>95803 THEY DID?!?! I missed the giant succs...

>>95804 >they're not a lot They can be. The question is, a lot of what?

>>95804 A kot*

I’d like to see Kiki tackle THIS stain on my plate! It’s surely an overnight soak!

>>95808 >Schlorp schlorp schlorp >Scrub as usual >Sparkling clean dishes Even mastah isn't allowed to see the schlorping bit though, it's embarrassing.

>>95809 I’d lick the plates clean if it were kikis cooking

>>95810 And deny your maid her after dinner treat? In kiki households it's polite to leave a bit on your plate so she has a snack while she's cleaning and can enjoy a second-hand kissu.

>>95811 Her food really is that tasty! If she wants an after dinner treat, then I'll gladly share a wafer mint... between us in a sweet french kiss, mwahahahaha

>>95813 This man is going to make a maid gush after the portals. The sleazy laugh really sells it.

>>95719 >creampied piper leads all the vermin out of the village >village refuses to pay a monster the agreed upon amount of one son >creampied piper takes all the village's sons to husband for all previously driven vermin, never to be seen again >for about 2 years until their village is discovered about 30 miles away in music loving families

>>95814 I'll also probably regret challenging a kiki to such a contest. They kiss passionately, they kiss hard, and they got the dog tongue.

>>95816 Don't worry, she may have that dog in her, but soon she'll have you in her too. I do wonder how the dog tongue would work for kissing though, that would have to be unique. Maybe not frog or snake unique, but unique.

>>95802 Would without irony be better if they were just tomboys instead of TSF bait

>>95818 That's what the idea box is for.

>>95819 No idea what that is but you do you.

>>95820 You had an idea for alps. Put it in the idea box! Look at Miss Anubis. She is super into making the idea box work. Don't let her down!

>>95819 I’ve got an idea. I think we should make the space at the top of subway cars and train carriages - where people put their luggage and hold on - a place where fairies can perch. They’ll be like the top gallery at the movie theatre. They’ll can even throw peanuts at the commuters.

>batkot >birdkot >snek kot

>>95822 fairies just nest wherever attics, ventilation ducts, hollowed trees, inside living armors and so on

>>95821 I see.

>>95815 If that piper was already creampied, then why should she need a son?

>>95826 she's dressing for the job she wants

>>95822 >Fairies get their own little areas in the luggage racks of trains >They quickly turn them into an ongoing party inside the trains >Sneaking peanuts and booze from the dining cars >Making passes at cute boys >Falling out of the luggage racks onto passengers >Miss Anubis horrified >But overall passenger experience surveys showed a 12.9% increase in positive sentiment, so it is technically a success!

>>95826 Demon Lord hasn't finished her plans yet, so Creampied Piper has to resort to adopting sons.

The whole situation with alps really reminds me of that South Park episode where Mr. Harrison trannied into a woman, then came to Gay Al, only to find out he's no more welcome.

>>95818 I like Alps for the TSF stuff, to be completely honest most manga, doujinshi and media in general is extremely hot, I never see stuff like that in the "tranny" americanized sense that took over 4chan post 2012

>>95792 Imagine summoning a succ thinking your are going to get some easy and cordial succ sex, but you screw up and now she's unbound and you end up the victim of her mind-melting passion. Horrifying.

>>95832 that's why you don't forget your tribute

I've got a good idea. I think ms anubis should go for a nighttime walk at the oasis with me

>>95834 >"... OK"

It's time to BURN every single vampire bitch out of existence! They don't see suitable mates in men, so it's time for them to try INCINERATOR instead! with that said, next thread should be dedicated to ignis.