>>93758 Is that last pic a mamono about to talk PILK?

>>93758 Succs are fine and all, but there's something irresistible about your bro's thickness (of the tail) ans spade size

>>93760 Alps are just succubi with the legal faggotry flavoring added

>>93760 That's almost like a third leg

>>93760 That's too big to shove into her vagina or mouth. A smaller spade would be preferable.

Saturday morning, imagine being still in bed watching cartoons while your auntster already got up to prepare some breakfast, you are just waiting on her orders to wake up and go for a delicious start of the day

Fun fact: when a guy turns into an Alp, they lose a pair of ribs to make it easier to fellate their tail. They also spontaneously delete all their published writings, no one can explain this behavior.

>>93765 Does that mean Spidernon alped?

>>93760 I want to squeeze and bite that tail, no homo though

>>93764 This scenario would be much better with a demon auntster still wearing her nightwear or just an apron, also I bet a demon would be more into incest and a more sinful lifestyle than other monsters

>>93766 I thought he got like, Christianity or something

>>93769 Same diff.

>>93770 Good Christian boys get angel poon

it's rude to not letting hebi in

>>93771 need me a woman of the cloth

>>93772 It's rude for hebi to not break into my home proactively.

>>93768 Yeah incest is bad, sinful yada yada... However!

>>93772 it's foreplay

>>93776 FOUR PLAY!!!?!!?? <ANGRIEST_HEBI_NOISES.MP3

>>93774 >Hebi breaks into the bedroom and hugs anon while he's at sleep. And the first thing he sees are pair of ruby eyes looking lovingly at him,

>>93758 I know somebody mentioned previous Chief Gods before the current faildaughter in the MGE setting and all I can think of is one of them being Zeus. For literally no other reason than it would explain why there were so many Heroes running around and why everything was all find and dandy until [ HE ] came along. Or She, if we get cheeky with it.

>>93778 >tfw Hebi wife understands romance

>Jam every other day >Jam tomorrow and yesterday but never today

>>93781 Mustard?

>>93780 hebis are romantic dorks first thing they do is writing romantic poems and it all escalates from there

>telling hebi, mother of your children, your going cave diving >alone >at night >in a cave you've never been before >or anyone else for that matter >and your first time scuba diving >don't even elaborate on where it's located

>>93781 Surely if it's jam every other day, then it will be jam tomorrow.

>>93785 >tomorrow arrives <PSYCHE! It's today again! I don't make the calendars, I just enforce them.

>>93785 kot

>>93786 In the end, the jam never came. Which is a shame, because it would have been delicious on hatter's scones.

>>93742 Hellhounds. Despite making up 13% of wolf population, they're responsible for 52% of rape crimes

Now, just imagine ALL the hebi servants of a ryu sharing the same guy with their master.

I wonder what a wonderlandified snek is like

>>93791 She got legs

>>93792 a pede?

>>93793 a pillar

>>93791 Less kimono and more frills

>>93759 Penis milk?

>>93794 no, really, WHO are you?

>>93795 Would have tea and cake with at a garden party

>>93796 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qpX32Usnoic

>>93799 No, i know what pepsi milk is. But mamono would definitely be talking about penis milk.

>>93800 Not all mamono...

You guys think breast milk will become part of adult Anons' diet in a monster society?

penis milk today but never tomorrow

>>93802 Holst easily feeds her husband by herself.

>>93804 Okay, but, what about a big tiddy hellhound?

>>93802 if no one is able to halt cowkinds dark ambitions

>>93805 Fairly plausible.

>>93802 >You guys think breast milk will become part of adult Anons' diet in a monster society It's in the canon. Maybe you should bother reading the source material, or something.

>>93808 I'm sorry Mr. Knows-The-Entire-MGE-Franchise-By-Memory, not everybody has the complete knowledge of every single fucking canon fact. I hope you can understand that.

>>93808 I was hired to breed, not to read.

You know who has knowledge of every cannon fact? Grem.

>>93811 What about my crotch gatling?

>>93812 She is aware of penile armaments and would like to see it for herself.

>>93809 It's literally in the Holstaur profile. Get to reading.

I would like Grem to shrink me.

>>93815 That's really more of a mindflayer thing.

>>93816 I don’t need a therapist.

>>93802 Friends, family, neighbors, classmates, colleagues, the old lady watering her garden cross the street, etc, that's definitely from where all your dairy comes from

>>93802 Most monsters need to rid themselves of that extra milk to avoid mastitis, and all that surplus is sold to dairy factories It's a good extra income and it's not going to waste, and it gives a little break to those hordes of zombies that get milked endlessly for profit

>>93789 That can't be true. Rape isn't a crime when monsters do it.

>loli Balrog takes a selfie while giving you a lap pillow >posts it with the comment "this guy is cooked"

>>93821 I'm not cooked, I'm comfy.

I'm going to tsun at the monsters to establish narrative tension.

I think tsun anons should pair with tsun monsters and they should insult each other while having sex

>>93824 Tsun anons belong to shonen heroine monsters who break through their mean exterior over several seasons of over-the-top action and filler recap episodes.

>>93822 Being connected mfy means you're cooked. Those thighs are hot, after all. I think lava golems use similar phraseology.

>>93742 I don't know. Can I get kot sex now?

>>93785 Filling miss chesh full of my jam

>>93828 Well, that explains her, uh, growth.

>>93829 Oh, if she lose her fit body I will stop feeding her my jam

Wonderland jam must taste good…

>>93824 passionate angry sex with my manticore nemesis (also we have 3 kids)

>>93832 Only 3? Rookie numbers! You gotta pump those numbers up!

Romantic kiss with the tail while the core watches.

>>93834 That's the equivalent of the core giving your cock kisses while you watch. It's not the own you think it is.

>>93835 i'd be so owned if a manticore did that to me

>>93835 It is! She was just telling me how she and her tail had a fight and were no longer on speaking terms. She’s not stringing me along…

>>93837 Did you hear the tail's side of the story?

What lines do monster NPC guards have?

>>93839 stretch lines

>>93834 >grand elder wizard anon has never kissed a girl >defeated in battle, he must appease his new master >surely the drooling appendage would be a romantic and gentle smoocher

From these clues I deduce that my nemesis is a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters. I'm so close to solving this mystery.

>>93838 Yeah but I had to get the core to cover her big fluffy ears so we could have some privacy, and then one thing led to another and... well... it is a cute tail. >ventriloquy with her tail

>>93841 It's a sure way to guarantee that his first kiss doesn't involve tongue (because that would be overwhelming) . That won't stop her from latching onto his face, but you have to pick your battles.

>>93844 >>93841 >First kiss of centuries old arch wizard is a hot, messy, probing snog with a manticore's ravenous tail >Sucking away at his features with rhythmic pumps >Leaves suck marks and a trail of musky tailpussy goo when she finally pulls it away >A smug to last a thousand years

>>93758 Every succ has her day, but every night has its succ.

>>93845 >leaves anon's face moisturized and wrinkle free >it even took one of his freckles >once the tail has released him the core herself leans in for the kill >a soft peck on the cheek is all it takes for him to bust in his pants Could interchange the manticore with one of those tailpussy succs too. They're better known for being romantics

>>93847 Cute. And hot. >Are you SURE this is the fountain of youth? I thought it'd be... different.

>>93847 I wouldn't mind a succ with a tailpussy, but those don't look very strong, and having a spade I can freely tease with my hands is also nice.

>>93849 there's probably a switch near the base of her tail to set the mode

>>93850 Women are more complicated than that. It's probably more like opening a combination lock.

Dumping exp and semen into a weak succ's tail pussy so she can size drain me.

>>93851 You have to solve a captcha to reset the rail.

FEAR THE ELF MATING DANCE

>>93853 >[ ] Dick here to prove that you are not horny I can never pass those.

>>93843 If I can reach those ears I might tame her

>>93854 Yeah, ancient elves and fat elvish hags are fine

>>93824 Tsun monsters should pair with lewd anons who will tease them

>>93858 I prefer tsun with tsun, either it breaks or it becomes sublime

it's tough being a non-descript security guard with all these infiltrators making distractions and such

>>93860 ookii ass hair cut

wezul

>>93824 You know this will only result in REFINED SNOBBINESS? Who fucking wants that?

>>93862 Triple threat!

>>93863 Well, to be honest, I'm a bit tsun. I would be fine with it if that's what it takes for a woman to break through my tsun exterior. But of course the IDEAL woman for me is yandere to the point of everyone else being scared for me.

>>93865 I like yandere too, but tsunderes are just annoying cunts 97% of the time. And if a tsundere woman gets a similar man, imagine what kind of a child gets born from that. DOUBLE SNOBBY EXTRA HAUGHTY NONE OF SPICY

>>93866 >Tsun Anon and his Tsun Dragon Tsun Wife >Daughteru sees how her parents just cannot be lovey-dovey when she is around because they're still fucking Tsun about EVERYTHING >Makes her sad >She vows to be deredere >Still a lil prideful about it bc dragon, but EXTREMELY vocal in her affections for the boy she likes

>>93867 Well that would be sure welcome. Wait, isn't that how dhampirs be born?

>Dragon girl is smol (takes after her dad) >Sees cute boy she likes 3rd day of high school >Stands on desk and declares her affection and intent to pursue courtship >Punctuates it with gouts of flame >Which she uses to make him a s'more >Miss cupid in back offers a low whistle and tiny nod of kuuproval.

Which monster is the funniest to listen to when ranting/insulting something that annoys her?

>>93870 Baphs, because when REALLY annoyed they bleat

>Snooty anon gets nabbed by an equally snooty vampire. >They snoot at each other until by some kind of majik, a child is born. >It's a dhampir >Well, maybe she wasn't one, but after living with her snooty parents for -teen years, she realizes they're goddamned retards >She realizes that, as a noble and refined being, she should not be a fucking SNOOT 'cause that only makes her less desirable. >Finds an anon she likes and confesses to him a few days after falling in love with him. >and then she buys a flamethrower and starts going around the town at night torching vampires

>>93871 If you manage to get one’s goat.

>>93869 I wish her good luck with her romantic pursuit and lots of offspring so future generations have a lot of deredere dragons.

>>93869 >teen dragon getting marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate at the store >"Thank you for your purchase. Have fun on your trip!' >"you too"

Succubes eunt domus

>>93870 Kikimora or wights. Kikimora because they're the picture of politeness and refinement and when they go off they REALLY, REALLY go off, and wights because they're absolutely godlike at throwing shade at anything that pisses them off.

>>93877 >kiki slips in and out of mother tongue >also lots of tutting, finger pointing and gesticulating

>>93877 >>93878 It is both funny and scary when your cute Kiki goes >Ублюдок, мать твою, а ну иди сюда, говно собачье! Что, решил ко мне лезть?! Ты, засранец вонючий, мать твою, а? Ну, иди сюда, попробуй меня трахнуть, я тебя сама трахну, ублюдок, онанист чертов, будь ты проклят! Иди, идиот, трахать тебя и всю твою семью, говно собачье, жлоб вонючий, дерьмо, сука, падла! Иди сюда, мерзавец, негодяй, гад, иди сюда, ты, говно, ЖОПА!

>>93870 Phantom. Everyone else is talking about how scary a monster would be, but you asked for comedy, and they'd certainly go Shakespearean on someone. The Queen of Hearts would also be a blast as long as she's not lad at you or dishing out collateral damage.

The guilty shall suffer.

>>93882 but all I did was kick a rock!

>>93870 bogie because she still doesn't drop the clown persona

>>93876 If the contract is in latin, I'm sending her packin' BECAUSE she's a NERD, this is a gigastacy succ household

>>93883 In the Great Lord's unmarked zen garden? Mistake. ATATATATATATATA

>>93882 The dead shall get pregnant

>>93887 Ochis want no greater honor than giving birth to her lord's child

Bat Koturday.

>>93779 That would be me, that I know KC said something about it similar to how there was multiple demon lords before we have the recent one that turned monsters into succubi and wants them to birth sons eventually.

>>93889 Auntster in Koturday

>>93889 >tail crown too much ego in one batkot, she must be taken down a peg

>>93891 Imagine the sixsome

>>93890 >>93779 Which most likely means you could probably take the chief god's throne if its similar to how demon lords work in the lore, which maybe that's how the birthing issue gets solved for mamono to have human sons that you must take her throne and possibly even make love to the chief goddess.

>>93893 Having multiple aunts sounds too greedy, careful Icarus

>>93895 >Greedy Blame grandpa. Or mom for having a lot of close female friends, either way, not my fault. You never choose the aunt life, the aunt life chooses you.

>>93896 It is the weight we have to bare as young anons while older anons have to bare the onii-chan life, it is how it is.

>>93895 I personally think that 2 is enough

>>93895 >geez anon your demon lord lets you have TWO lilim?!

>>93897 >POV of Coat Chads

>>93899 Must be a legendary hero.

>>93763 but then where would she put the tail pussy/mouth?

>>93899 Lilims are a giveaway at this point, nobody wants them, even thick tailed Alps are more popular

>>93883 A ROCK? A FUCKING ROCK?! You clueless peasant who knows nothing of suiseki there was a kami residing within that stone who would bring good fortune upon your lord's house and you think it is a mere stone!?! Crucifixion for you

>>93904 >suiseki Desu?

on caturday night everyone is a cat

>>93906 You are what you eat!

>>93905 >Desu? Some retard sends a dozen samurai to kill each other over a A FUCKING ROCK because it looks neat

>>93908 So, this has nothing to do with the doll girls and the desu desu desu thing?

>>93909 Desu is SuiSEIseki, desu~ I wonder if living dolls would get more love if they actually existed?

>>93910 >I wonder if living dolls would get more love if they actually existed? What kinda fucking question is that?

>>93911 If they and other monsters were real, would living dolls, something people might kind of just find in their homes, proportionally get more love?

>>93913 Right. I'd say any boring monster that we don't really think about but is almost always found right by major population centers would see more cultural significance.

Living dolls are probably the most unsettling of any monster girl out there, where you don't know you brought one into your house before its too late and now she's bouncing on your cock at 3 in the morning.

>>93915 I agree that they are very sexy and I love the idea of them.

>>93913 proximity to a monster > the idea of a monster

>>93916 Based stalker enjoyer.

>>93918 >Stalker >STALKER And now I'm imagining Kikis in MOPP gear. >"Get out of here, Master."

>>93920 Lots of Kikis have mops, it's not that impressive.

>>93921 i can think of at least 2 impressive things

>>93921 They call her "The Cleaner" Her go to? The "Street Sweeper"

>>93923 So, a broom, then? That's just a dry mop.

>>93914 Makes me wonder, what monster majorities would you find in major cities? For burgerland I'm already thinking: >Harpies and Large Mice in New York >Mermaids, Lizardwomen, and Lamia in Miami >Holstaur, Minos, and Weresheep in Houston >Dryads, Witches, and Alps in San Francisco

>>93924 Da. Is wetwork.

>>93925 Istanbul: City of Catgirls.

>>93925 You're missing several boogs, also all the dog and catgirls.

>>93925 I could see Orcs, Wendis and Cockatrices for mid west cities, since there is a big population of pigs here.

>>93928 Giant centipede women of Texas.

>>93925 >Vampires, tanuki, and vampire tanuki in DC >There has to be an elf population somewhere >Dark mages and ogres somewhere in Florida >Ryuu (and by extension miserable shirohebi) in Seattle

>>93925 Werebats live under a bridge in Austin.

>>93925 >Real world It cannot be known, the portals will open with a global 40 day and 40 night deluge of pure dark matter mamono mana, utterly dissolving anything and everything without a strong enough psychosocial imprint. Your Golden Gates might still exist, but one could imagine lesser and insignificant structures wiped clean off the face of the earth. Every one captured in the flood will be made comatose and transformed amidst the black ichor, reawakening as monsters and incubi as the floodwaters subside, revealing a fresh, pristine and magical landscape unblemished and pure. No modern culture will remain, only inherited ancestral remnants. No cities, no politics, no industry no infrastructure. The world itself will have digested the mana and become incomprehensibly vast, communities torn apart by expansive inland seas that never existed, valleys sundered into colossal mountain ranges. A weaving of myth and reality, Albion shattered to admit Camelot at her crown, Istanbul thrown down to admit the gleaming golden walls of Troy. The middle east, forgotten rubble to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Weaving, twisted dunes where forgotten Pharaohs awaken. The colossus will bestride the herculean gates once more.

>>93889 Very kissable kot

>>93933 I like the internet, how will I know that all you guys are alright and well?

>>93935 At decent number of you fags will end up with liches and dark mages and baphomets and witches. I'd be horrendously disappointed in you all if a decentralised anonymous maginternet isn't created within a year.

>>93935 You will see me in a massive coat with my wendi wife you can't miss me, that I will be over 11 feet tall.

>>93936 Hell no, kot or nothing >>93937 That's easy at least

>>93937 how could i see you past all the new dumb magical terrain i'd have to hike through? i just want to text my puter frens to make sure they're with their wives

>>93938 While "All" might indeed be a decent number, a decent number doesn't necessarily mean "All" It could just mean "More than a few"

>>93939 I'll just have to make an abyssal anonymous group and play online poker night with my abyssal friends so I can reach you all.

my atlach's spinning a thread of silk spanning the underworld so we can all communicate it's the dark web

>>93942 >IT's operated by AI >Atlach Intelligence >It auto translates every proper noun into a slur hmm

>>93943 THAT'S MY GIRL

>>93922 >master just wont keep his hands to himself >now his poor meido has holst-tier tits that constantly get in the way of her housekeeping duties and give her back pain What a tragedy. Baba yaga should really do something to stop this rampant maid abuse

>>93901 Not really, just after DL solved the mamono fertility issue. Even before that, we're talking about a woman with breeding fetish so strong that she sold tickets to her birth shows. With un-nerfed fertility, every visitor to the DL castle would be encouraged to take a lim or two from the lim bin on their way out.

>>93947 >birth shows still disgusting. But lims strike me as narcissistic enough to be proud that people paid to watch them be born.

>>93947 I almost forgot about that fun fact about the mamono lord where she has a public breeding fetish.

>>93947 >Lim bin Where's the Alp dumpster?

>>93950 In the alley behind Blue Oyster Club

Maybe if you didn't make fun of Lilims so much we would have had portals by now.

>>93948 Wasn't just a guy that asked Kenkou if he can watch the DL give birth and he said no?

>>93952 the mockery will continue until the waifu situation improves, droolella

>>93953 Threadcanon is facts. Especially the thing about Wurms being lovable cretins, do approach them freely.

>>93953 He said yes, didn't he?

>>93953 I believe he said yes and now has become a canon meme in the fandom.

>>93930 I'm going to vacation on texas.

>>93956 >>93956 He said no, people just ignored that.

>>93959 Nice try danuki >31) Is it possible for commoners to be granted with the opportunity to observe the Mamono Lord giving birth?[32] > They're not hiding that in particular, so a commoner would have the possibility. However, you don't really want to watch a married couple of strangers go through childbirth, be it the Mamono Lord or somebody else... w

>>93960 This comes off more as the Mamono Lord being okay with strangers watching her give birth rather than she wants people to watch her give birth.

>>93961 Yeah it's a Japanese no, which is "Yes, but why?"

>>93960 >they're not hiding it You might as well swing by and give them a cheer, yeah? You went to Royal Makai and you DIDN'T witness the birth of an immortal overlord?

>>93962 >Yeah it's a Japanese no Nah, that's even more of a headcanon than the birth show. KC said it's possible, end of the story.

>>93961 I can see a lot of couples having public sex, specially the monsters that like to brag

>>93922 dating monochrome low rank mobface monsters and making them smile

>>93964 >being this new

>>93968 yare yare

>>93967 Made for little sisters >>93968 Made for big sisters

>>93976 The not-so-sleepy Hollow

>>93976 Look at how fucking lewd these bees are, some one need to get that honey addicted elf out of the hive she's clearly a bad influence.

Consider Oni Chiropractic

>>93978 >Elf That is a Dryad. And one of those bees is a Hornet.

>>93980 forest folk arr rook same

>>93981 Being racist to certain monster girls is a quick way to get your genes stolen.

>>93982 I have more than one pair of jeans anon

>>93979 Not a chiropractic, but i'd go for an oni massage.

>>93979 Spinal Catastrophism

Justice prevails.

>>93987 Its got to be mind blogging for order heroes seeing this for the first time, that they're now more of the villains in the story after the new change.

>>93987 small one on my face, tallest on my cock and my fingers in the middle one

>>93989 >Kruber... are we the baddies?

OM nom... hkkg... hkkg... HKKG. blauh bluh bluh glp glp glp mMMMMM.... HKKKKKKH GULP. Hah...

>>93992 Orcs tend to chew. I'd say she eats more like a duck.

>>93993 >Orcs tend to chew oh no! my delicate penis!

>>93976 Never accept honey from wild bees. It will be full of shrinking potion, they will drag you back to their hive, and when it wears off they will abandon their old hive and follow you home. Are a few spoonfuls of honey really worth having two dozen tiny bug girls moving into your house and molesting you every night?

>>93995 >Are a few spoonfuls of honey really worth having two dozen tiny bug girls moving into your house and molesting you every night? Whoah, i'd pay more than a few spoonfuls of honey for that.

>>93995 I’d rather they keep feeding me shrinking potion so I can get molested by big bees

>>93987 Justice is found in the arena

>>93998 This. But also the soldiers and drones should bully me.

>>93991 >I'm the bad guy? How did that happen? >I did everything they told me...

>>93999 I will win

>>93995 >Pick up the pace, lady! I'm sick of shaking my booty for those fat jerks!

>Beat strong monster >She's on her knees >Surrender cause masochist >Get dominated (but I could've stopped her if i wanted) >Loving wife, big family, powerful and smart kids who take after their parents

>>94005 Anon’s kids are all buttsluts

>>94001 Its a struggle to be a order paladin nowadays against enemies like this, but still I fight on until I can have a son from a mamono woman. Where mamonos still pose as a existential threat due to their bizzare selective birthing issue, so W for order bros for now at least.

>>94005 >Beat strong monster >She's on her knees >Surrender That's gotts be so mortifying for some monsters.

>>94009 it's a spicier dynamic. they'll remember it. blush about it.

>>94010 This guy fucks lizards.

>>94011 They rape harder when they have to compensate for how badly they just got beaten in combat

Imagine kissing a lizard

The dragon lord was a real terror in her younger days, but it turns out those stories were a little outdated by the time you met her.

>>94015 Hah. >Left pic: What Malef wants you to think she was like as a teen >Right pic: What she was actually like

Balrogs are the rulers of volcanos, right? So they are boss monsters, right? So they are on the same power level as vampires, dragons, wights, etc.

>>94017 >Balrog takes you aside >"Honestly, Anon, the volcano kind of runs itself." >"I spend most of my time watching e-sports and doing tik tok dances to keep fit."

>>94017 imo wights and vampires are a tier below dragons and balors in general fantasy tropes archdemons like balrogs and elder dragons are, like, A+ or S tier threats, civilization ending continent level problems that require the greatest heroes of a thousand years and divine intervention to fell. Vamps and other major undead are a solid B on this logarithmic scale. They're big local problems, they can threaten their surrounding country, but are generally at the level where more normal heroes should be able to challenge them. Obviously pre DL MGE is a bit different but given how the dragon slayers of old would bankrupt entire kingdoms just to slay individual serpents i think it still mostly holds.

>>94019 I feel Miss Mindflayer is top boss since she can warp people's minds and do mental damage to you.

>>94017 Wights and Vampires aren’t anywhere near the general threat level of Balrogs and Dragons. It’d have to be a Methuselah or Antediluvean Vampire to pose any real threat as a boss monster and at that point she isn’t just a hag she’s the entire trope progenitor.

>>94020 She can only do that to one person at a time, and she has to be in grappling range. She's really more of a cult leader type of boss.

>>94022 Well I'm gonna fuck Miss Mindflayer so much she will become a galactic goddess after I'm done.

>>94020 Nah, the one with mind control powers is only a gimmicky henchwoman. The final boss is the one you fight barehanded and topless

>>94020 if we're talking general fantasy a single mindflayer is about the same tier as an middle age vampire: they'll have their own dungeon but its a smaller one and despite being a personal combatant they cannot solo an even leveled party and 100% need the adds. They're the mid boss of an arc, the end boss being an Elder brain (who does the same 'send adds' strat except the adds are mindflayers) or an ulitharid or alhoon (an ascended mindflayer or mindflayer lich). Beholders can do most of the same tricks as a mindflayer with eye rays while also being extremely personally dangerous in the 1v5. Really, beholders are A tier threats just with the quirk that they're too busy obsessing to go out and menace people.

>>94025 >Elder Brain Super Nerd Mindflayer

>>94023 Wonder what happened to the guy that wanted to write a yellow king(queen?) story with his OC.

>>94021 >>94019 >Airhead gyaru could fight an ancient malef/dragon to a standstill

>>94027 I know I was the one who asked for a yellow king art piece with his shog wife as a joke, but I don't remember a story being made.

>>94024 ms weresheep, then

>>94030 I knew to not trust sheep women!

>>94017 Yeah, she's in the highest tiers of power. And she's on the level of sexiness as the other high tier monsters too. >>94019 >>94021 There's probably a fair amount of variance, but Wights are very high-ranking monsters (I don't know if there's any equivalent creature outside of MGE they can be directly compared with) and some of them are revived heroes, and Vampires are often decipted having crazy abilities outside of MGE. I think a fair of amount of power those two have is "soft", but they can still be extremely powerful.

>>94028 I’ll never enjoy Balrogs being gyaru, but they are strong enough to gang up on Ungoliant in LOTR. >>94032 Again, it depends on the individual. But generally speaking Wights are just the highest of the undead, which is still a fairly low bar. If you go by AD&D rules they get far more dangerous since they have level and stat draining touches which in thr MGE context would give them shotafication powers.

>>94033 Wights are the highest "regular" undead but liches are significantly higher on the scale.

yeah yeah, but how about the former DL greenworm?

>>94032 The issue is that mamono wights are basically another kind of vampire in other settings, they're more the blood dragon to the normal vampire's von carstein. Other setting wights can still significantly vary in power (where's Krell?) but their general lack of independence still condemns them to be middling hero 1v1 fare. An undead steed, ancient armor, and tomb blade are mighty weapons that sap the strength of their foes but they're still the minions of liches and vampires, the knights of the undead instead of lords. MGE wights are the equivalent of making the entire species the strength of the peak named character. >>94033 >but they are strong enough to gang up on Ungoliant in LOTR <atlat-nacho: WOOOOW IT TOOK FOUR OF YOU TO STOP ME

>>94033 >>94036 plz no bully cyute spooder i need to make her my baby mooder

>>94029 NTA but I drew that. It was not related to any stories, I just asked ms paint ideas

>>94029 Nah, i meant something else. An anon has a yellow king inspired flayer OC and he said he wanted to write a story but he's never finished it. Sometimes he comms stuff from skai, but looking through the flayer gallery i haven't been able to find any of those comms.

>>94013 Sounds like a good time. Lizards are great.

>>94026 The funny thing about elder brains is that they enslave the mind flayers the same way mind flayers enslave lesser creatures. the initial illithid brain worm parasite that infests a normal humanoid to transform them into a mindflayer in a baptism of brain eating pain actually would grow into an entirely separate creature that has nothing to do with parasitism or brain eating the original mind flayer is a force bred aberration that would never naturally occur, like a liger they're one that's practically impossible to anthropomorphize, i would genuinely be interested in seeing how one could gijinka a giant brain in a spawning pool short of just turning them into an RE licker.

>>94039 it was a while ago, after all

>>94042 Yeah, looking through Skai's twitter i did find that one, although i remember there being more. I think it's skai himself the one who wanted to write that, going off by the posts.

>>94013 scary

>>94036 >>94037 Bratty and bitchy Atlach-Nacha mad that she has to share her man with a harem of Balrogs getting shibari’d is a mental image that highly amuses me for no particular reason.

>>94045 Sir, I would NEVER cheat on a spooder.

>>94046 You don’t have a choice in the matter when it comes to Jurougumo. I like to think they’re as if not more possessive than a Yansnek.

>>94047 Yansnek wishes she was as possessive as an abyssal mamono for they intertwine with their husbands like goo. That the abyss is all consuming.

>>94045 Well those balrogs better be ready for my spider form too because I'm gonna go all out on them the same way I do for my Nacha wife.

>>94049 t. Man who becomes the spider half of Quelaag.

>>94050 Happens when you mix abyssal energy with normal mamono mana, that there's a possibility you become a new variant out there.

>>94050 Becoming the spider half of Queelag's sister is a reasonable price for saving her.

the spider half is where the vagina is bros...

>>94053 Not if you’re an Atlantis-Nacho’s husband. That’s the breeding sac. You’re basically engaging in 24/7 facesitting.

>>94054 it's a living

>>94053 Yeah we're not talking about regular spooders we're talking about otherworldly spooders that make you be spiderman.

>>94054 Abyssal incubi are ass worshippers I just know it, think about it 90% of the designs are either you are below the abyssal mamono or you're behind her while the only one that isn't clear is shog.

Demon

>>94059 he's right

>>94059 Why do demons have to make things complicated with contracts, that if you just wanted a marriage certificate do it the normal way instead of all this magic humbo jumbo to confuse me.

>>94059 I refuse to take the L

>>94061 to trick an unwitting and foolish human into marrying a demon and then having sex with a demon truly nefarious

tricking a demon into thinking she's tricking me into marrying her and that I don't want it so that she continues to try and woo me (she already did) (she is not very smart)

>>94058 Mindflayers are cunnilingus obsessed. Atlach-Nacha are facesitting obsessed. Wendigos like to spear their 30kg wife on their massive dicks, and Nighthaunts ride their wife’snass. Checks out.

Touch the cat, get touched

>>94066 that's not a cat that's a bat

Pat on the cat. Pat on the cat. Pat on the cat, yeah the batcat cat. Oh yeah. Oh yeah oh oh.

>>94066 beans beans beans

I am the mantichrist I want some beans to kiss don't know what I want but I know how to get it

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>>94069 Should be on my scalp >>94067 Batcat or catbat?

>>94072 Holy fat grape ass

>>94072 >she has an apophis now Kek

>>94072 >5th pic Holy shit what the fuck is this, she's fatter than the leader of our local feminist community and only slightly less fat than your mom

>>94072 >third pic fucking inflation

>>94073 caturday is over, nothing but cats is a cat anymore. she's just a bat

>>94078 We live in a sad world

Caturday every other day. Caturday tomorrow and caturday yesterday but never caturday today.

>>94081 They serve jam on Caturdays

>>94072 5th pic is auntster material

>>94079 them's the breaks. only cats can be cats. if you just let anyone be a cat whenever they want you invite all kinds of nonsense. imagine if everyone was a cat. no one would get anything done >>94081 caturday is only on caturdays

>>94082 Those fucking cats and their fucking jam gimme gimme gimme it's not like their fat ass paws can even open the lid.

>>94072 That Kejou reminds me of the times when I was still in university and during lunch hours I used to go to the computer labs killing time, playing flash games and stuff like that. Some days I checked the uncleared search history for fun and there were some that stayed with me, like when putting "accidentally" in the search bar I saw "I accidentally impregnated my mom", and that activated my neurons like a sleeper agent seeing that fat Kejou.

>>94086 Bro do you remember that anime called keijo? where chicks use their ass and titties to fight? >imajine kejo keijo!

>>94059 My horoscope today said that love is not a contract, and I'm inclined to agree so, Ms. Deem, so I'm not signing anything based off of emotional states. That being said, want to get coffee? What are some of your hobbies?

>>94072 Must be a really smart pig to be an artist. >>94077 Economy going downhill should feel bad, and yet...

>>93879 I only understood half of that and its only because of my origins

>>94086 >search history at schools >"I accidentally impregnate my aunt" >"I accidentally came inside my aunt" >"I accidentally made my aunt give birth to my baby" >"I accidentally started a family with my aunt"

>>94072 Heads up, wonderworm, wurm and wyvern have the same link on the index. The Alp link is also dead. Thanks for your work.

>>94072 >manticore tf images Yeah my dick is getting obliterated to this.

>>94093 i did like her graceful pounce

>>94048 Hebi wishes only for one thing. All else, she achieves.

>>94091 >"I accidentally joined a cult"

>>94096 many such cases

>>94097 Now that's a snake.

>>94098 With feet?

>>94091 >"I accidentally became a girl"

>>94099 Welp, too late now, might as well climb the cult ranks.

>>94096 That happens from time to time

>>94102 I want to lick that chocolate goat until I reach the vanilla core

>>94103 >the vanilla core Wouldn't it be strawberry?

>>94091 >"I accidentally came inside my grandma"

>>94104 further research into goat science is required to say anything definitive

>>94091 >>94091 >"I accidentally impregnated a corpse"

I am going to eat you alive

>>94019 >dhampir meets her boyfriend's mom for the first time >"the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math"

>>94109 why malef?

>>94108 not if I eat her first (not sexually, defensively)

>>94032 >>94033 >>94036 > They are high-rank undead that control numerous other undead, and those powerful wights that rule over an especially great number of undead sometimes create mamono realms of everlasting night known as “undead kingdoms,” and reign as monarchs of the undead. If you don't treat an entire adversarial nation that outright ignores 90% of all logistic laws you have no choice but to obey as an existential threat, you... should probably send a bunch of single men over to say hi, they look like nice ladies.

>>94111 Ah, the defensive tail nibble, or reflexive ear suckle.

>>94113 she said she as going to eat me I am not messing around, I am going to consume her

>>94114 With fava beans and a nice merlot? Sounds like a date to me.

>>94091 >"I accidentally impregnated my teacher" >"I accidentally got pregnant by my student"

>>94115 no sir I hold monsters accountable for their words and deeds funny joke (threatening)? you better believe I'm taking it seriously now get in the pot

>Pick up cool looking rock while adventuring >Now marked by a curse from a time unfathomable that lowers curse resistance by an additional 2000% and increases damage from jackal tits by 5000% >This is a quest item, you cannot remove it from your inventory

>>94118 return the slab

https://youtu.be/G79ABcXBLjI?si=mX2BMunrslzM-OAs <Won't you take a little walk with me? <..my tail? What about it? <It's kinda like a flower... <Why don't you take a look inside? <It might even set you free~ <Alright, alright! It's fine... <Just another mile or so! <...Honey, you look tired. <Won't you let me wrap you up, <And bring you inside~

>>94118 >avoid your new anubis friend like the plague >so far so good >you might actually make it out of this alive >she's become despondent trying and failing to understand >kingdom don't run good no more nice going

>>94117 No you get in the pot.

>>94118 good thing I don't live near jackals

>>94118 >increases damage from jackal tits Phew. Must be some sort of cosmic joke, because they are flatter than a sandstone slab.

>>94124 Not the Green Bay Packers fans.

>>94118 She looks tired. I'm sure much of that exhaustion is self-induced, but still.

Any beast girl with fluffy ears IS in danger of me scritching them. Only marriage can stop me.

>>94124 You need better stonecutters.

>>94128 holy fuck, who graped the wan, I want to shake her hand

>>94129 She's not graped, I think someone just introduced her pharaoh to corn.

>>94130 There's a market for it, and you need to get in on it SOON.

big fluff big tits no substitutes

Big leaf Large ass Plant substitute

Big Sword Big Armor Cursed Substitutes

>>94125 >>94128 Anal dogs are fine too

No more pyramids until you finish the tramline

OL DOGGOS ARE BEST DOGGOS Fortunately they don't know that OL mamono are my ONE WEAKNESS.

>>94137 you seem to have a lot of weaknesses anon

take me to the sexy mamono desert trapped in the societal and technological norms of 700 years ago do not bring office buildings near me

>>94140 >get in the cagie slavie

>>94137 I wonder how OL Anubis is able to button her shirt with those big old man grabbers of hers.

>>94142 One very expensive assistant, which she is about to be cutting from the budget. As an aside, you'll be moved to the morning shift next term.

>>94142 Magnets. They really do have shirts that use magnets instead of standard buttons. Means a woman can stretch to make her shirt pop open without needing to buy a new one. Which is CANONICALLY the most erotic thing a woman can do with a button up shirt.

>>94144 The most erotic thing a woman can do with a button up shirt is wearing yours. You DO have magnetic buttons on all of your shirts, right?

Let's get this place HUMID!

>>94146 jungles are the second sexiest biome

>>94147 After space?

>>94147 best i can do it a modern greenhouse with plenty of amenities and snacks and a minifridge full of soda/beer and internet access in suburbia. im sure claustro would HATE that and much prefer her jungle.

>>94148 after the desert, the objectively sexiest biome >>94149 not good enough for me release me from modernity

>>94146 Claustrophytes are so perfect.

>>94151 >that claustro in the back who is like twice the dude's size NEED.

>>94152 I don't like the way he's sitting on her lap instead of vice versa means he's either penetrating her bellybutton or...

>>94153 Could be long incubi dick. Could also just be rubbing the outside. >This man is hugging his wife without penetrating her. GET HIM! (to penetrate her).

>>94151 That reminds me of that treasury Darkest Dungeon boss

>>94151 I feel nothing about them and I don’t know why. Must be because they’re usually immobile.

>>94149 >Most plants are “Mother Nature” this and “save the earth that” and “wildlife is the most important thing on earth” >claustro is “can we marathon this movie tonight while we cuddle and nibble?” and “please get me the slice of cold pizza from the fridge or I will eat you” and “my butt is itchy. is the ac broken. I want soda. Fucking lag killed me again don’t laugh. I’m gonna bite you (I love you really)”

>>94158 FINALLY, a plant who understands that biting is my ONE WEAKNESS.

>>94159 The bite marks are so hot. Imagine being trapped in her plant, both of you feral from being bathed in potent acid/plant pheromones, and then it’s just a hot mess of limbs. Acid splashing around you, making your skin so sensitive to her pinches and pokes and bites. Claustro can’t help herself. She NEEDS physical contact. She needs to maximise the surface area her body is in contact with your own. You’ll be hugged and bound this way and that, all the while she nibbles on your fingers, shoulders, chest and legs. And she is so insufferably smug, with her dumb pyramid teeth. You’re trapped.

Sometimes people tend to forget the simple things. Like, 8-9ft tall, amazonian black women with enormous strength and huge knockers. Especially if there's gangs of them.

I would like a blueberry cheesecake and a wife

send fox must be an honest and energetic sort with large breasts

>>94164 >fox >honest good luck with that

>>94165 there's gotta be one country bumpkin fox out there who knows the intrinsic value of hard work vs backstabbing and conniving bullshit

>>94166 I sure hope not. I take my women like I take my glue--TOXIC

>>94167 You're probably a big fan of vampires. And atlach-nacha.

>>94167 why would you not want even one out there why would you wish misery on others

>Man with legitimatelyvhonest fox wife >Also HUGE trust issues Hit sitcom on FET.

>>94170 seems more like an endless will-they-won't-they drama-comedy where her good intentions constantly get mixed up in bullshit originating from the malicious deceptive neighbor tanuki because the fox is way too trusting to offset how paranoid the guy is

>>94169 I'm just kind of lousy as a person. Also I like evil women a lot.

dungeon delving mamono dating service where men believe they're just signing up for a normal dungeon crew but when they show up on site they've got a mamono partner the gremlins that run the operation and keep the place stocked with horrible traps have a license to televise delvers as they see fit the only thing that's ever the same is that to open the final treasure vault the two must smooch in front of the door

>>94170 Huge, wobbling, all-natural, suckable trust issues...

>>94174 It's the dude who has the trust issues, but having a scrotum that's more suckable than usual sounds like a good problem to have.

please rate the following foxes based on their honesty (i am a poor judge of character)

>>94176 0/10. not an honest bone in that unpleasant body. that expression radiates malice 1/10, same as above but she's at least honest about wanting sex 3/10. if she gets serious you can believe it but if she's ever relaxed don't believe a word maybe a 5/10, she looks too stupid to be actively deceptive but she won't be telling any truths 2/10 and that's with me WANTING to trust her because of her erotic appearance. those seals were placed for a reason. danger

>>94176 B- E- B? F-- F-

>>94177 i feel like if she's sealed but mobile she's probably out on parole and a fox wouldn't lie to her parole officer, probably

>>94179 if she's ever done anything bad enough to get those seals she'll do it again one-strike policy for great crimes regardless of the criminal's perceived competence or mental state

That's one good fic in quite a long while, and it isn't from the overrated magus, too https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/222431721

>>94176 I don't know how honest that third one is but I would believe every word she told me because my brain would deactivate in her presence.

>>94182 that resembles trust. i think it counts

I would feel corny for posting my fox OC here but she is very honest I would trust her with my life

>>94176 My neurons activate and my defenses drop

>>94181 Maybe you shouldn't try to get people to read your stories by insulting other people

>>94065 This shows I was made for abyssal mamono, for I am a booty bandit.

>>94183 trust a fox like a fox trusts her wardrobe

>>94091 Why would people google something like that? What answer do they expect?

>>94189 Auntfuckers are so lonely they can only get with their family members, unless their aunts are yanderes for them idk.

>>94187 The Abyss is a great place to escape the summer heat!

>>94193 The hydrothermal vents are active all year round, so no thanks.

>>94195 You don't have to get right up to them what are you lava golem bait.

>>94196 Tube wurms are too alluring for anons to resist

the shoggoth looks like she doesn't want to be bothered, chemosynthesizing by the sulphur chimney with her shades on, but really she'd like nothing more than to chat with a visitor

>>94197 This anon knows.

Youtube recommended me a video on an obscure PS1 game called Pixygarden where you tend gardens and watch pixies grow and evolve, and now I want to become a tender of fairies. I will depart the cities of man to dwell among the little ones (and big ones too).

>>94200 >6'4" fae princess getting up on her tiptoes when you walk near >water her bosom >whistle a tune, talk about your days >thanks you and kisses you on the head it's almost harvesting season

>>94200 In the post-portal world, model train and diorama enthusiasts will be city planners and architects for the fairies.

>>94202 Ms. Phantom could help by bringing sketches to life for everyone to test out, but she can't do it without a thriller or a love story to go with it.

>>94202 Dont forget the tabletop enthusiasts giving them entire moviesets to play out the most epic space operas and historical retellings. Oh and then there's the gunplafags

>>94205 Well Titty-Anne, let me show you to my bedroom... or as I like to call it, the Lovenasium.

I need a smug rapist or evil monster, allergic to showing kindness, to offer her lap as a pillow reluctantly

>>94207 Have you considered the niche Glacies?

I need the smuggest fluff

>>94208 I’ve considered the tsurara, but not the glacies. In these hot times, a cold lap pillow would be good.

Shrinking myself down and sleeping on a bed of manticore chest fluff…

>>94211 >Wonderland Shenanigans

>>94211 Anon would later be taken to Ms Lich because the Manticore rolled in her sleep and deprived him of oxygen.

>>94212 Id do it with a chesh but lacking fluff her breasts would work just fine. >>94213 Oh no, a giant manticore fussing over me, how terrible!

>>94214 Dying is painful

>>94215 Hey when you become a undead incubus death becomes meaningless and that you can be crushed underneath your mamono wife as many times you want.

>>94211 >I use my wife as a bed Surely making yourself really small and vulnerable will make the big bad rapists like cores less likely to do lewd things to you.

>>94212 >cake says eat me >eat the cake >bad things happen >have to find someone to help before purple kot sees you like this

>>94217 >Miss Core tries to figure out how to spine Anon >without killing him >"STUPID PIXIES"

>>94218 But what if I want to get smothered in between purple cat butt where she gives me a ultra buttjob.

>>94219 >Extremely tiny pokes in the arms

>>94219 >>94221 >take a nail file >file down a spine to an extremely fine point >poke anon with that

>>94220 >You mention the phrase "Ultra Buttjob" to your Purple Kotwife >She adds it to the list of baby names

>>94223 >filed the poison point off >anon now has a bleeding poke in his arm and no venom effect Bad core. You hurt anon!

>>94220 Then I’d get her attention. Of course she may just use her boobs to fuck with you. You could just wait on a chair at the tea party and hope she doesn’t see you when sitting down. Or see you and sit down anyway. This runs the risk of a hatter or jub or wock sitting on you instead, especially when they change places.

>>94216 You traumatized her first.

>>94225 >This runs the risk of a hatter or jub or wock sitting on you instead, especially when they change places Are you trying to blowup my dick, having a harem of mamono giantesses buttcrushing you is one of many sexual fantasies every Wonderland Incubi has eventually.

>>94222 >poke anon with tiny spine using tweezer and magnifying glass >wrap him up in discarded panties and go read the news for 30 minutes while the venom does its thing

I need to tame my manticore before she gets any ideas, especially from you

>>94227 They wouldn’t make those cakes if it wasn’t at least semi common occurrence >when they finally “realise” where you are, you’re then passed around like a toy between them, stuffed between breasts, poked and prodded, dropped into warm cups of tea and given full body blow jobs (purr job if chesh)

>>94229 The easiest way to tame a manticore is to give her ear scritches. I am not a manticore who wants ear scritches.

>>94231 What kind of man wouldn't give scratches?

I like to think monst

>>94233 Bro got taken by mamono special forces before he could finish his sentence.

Dirty houses are a mamono dice roll you could get a kiki, or you could get one of the various insect monsters

>>94235 Just write a resume and send it to meido academy. They'll assign one of their graduates to you

>>94235 >No kiki with job involving purging unwanted bug monsters from the house >shooing them away with threats of soap and bonking them with her broom

>>94212 >it took anon quite a while to realize that chesh had made one end of the portal much smaller than the other and the weird canyon he'd been exploring was actually her cleavage

Lilims can't beat Goku

>>94238 im ok with this. id probably fall asleep cause it's soft, warm and smells nice.

>giantess faggotry Since when has this shit been accepted here?

>>94241 Whoa there, Mr No fun allowed unless i said so, i didn't know you were the sole decider of what people can and can't post here.

>>94242 >Mr No fun allowed unless i said so To be clear, are you new or actually doubling down on giantess shit?

>>94243 Ah, i see you are just here to start shit. I think you need a break, or just [-]

>>94241 Hide and report

>>94241 I mean the Wonderland story did have giantess stuff in it so it was only a matter of time.