Apo would be great is they didn't live in one of the worst biome on earth

Doll

MY PURPLE QUEEN

Dolly botherer

Hoss. Hosspitality. https://archiveofourown.org/works/85570786

>>94806 I can see your point.

>>94806 i always wondered about of manticore's biomes being wastelands is that like some mad max shit? are there australian manticores?

>>94811 I’ll warm up via clothing entrapment. It’d warm in apopsicle’s bosom.

>>94810 Will read that tonight

need kiki

>>94811 She becomes far more interesting when put in winter town but it's pure thread canon >>94812 Remind me of chaos wasteland so a dead toundra

>>94805 ssssssssssssssssSo it's grapesssssssssss time?

>>94807 This looks more like a live noble woman than like a doll

I think it’s cute when snakes flit their tongues out quickly.

>>94820 I think it’s cute when sneks BITE ME.

>>94821 In the ass

>>94820 Yeah but I have deep desire to poke it

>>94823 The forbidden reptile mlem. The proto-mlem.

>>94824 So dragon do it too?

>>94825 Who knows. Allegedly the snek tongue flicks are to smell things and taste things near them, as that’s why the og snakes do it. However, I believe that it is purely a cosmetic habit which humans think is cute, therefore the snek does it as an evolutionary trait to attract husband.

So if there's Eros does that mean there is Thanatos her opposite who represents the death drive while Eros represents the life drive. Where Thanatos will bless order soldiers with aggressive strength to push back Ero's cupids and mamonos just to piss off the pink haired goddess off.

for me it's the normal lamia no gimmicks no tricks, pure metal all hits

>>94828 It could just be an aspect of the chief goddess

>>94828 does this thanatos influence mamono like eros does and does that means they all have pasty skin dark hair and black clothes and eyebags?

>>94832 Maybe but I like to imagine that comes later where Thanatos was a lesser rebellious god who eventually falls to Eros and becomes her husband which she makes him go into a more productive field like empowering undead mamonos since he represents death instead of going down a path by helping the chief goddess.

>>94828 No, it does not imply Thanatos exists. Thanatos and Eros had never an adversarial relationship either. Death isn't the opposite of Love, as love doesn't necessarily lead to life, and Love can also lead to Death. Hel already exists. Whoever sold you the wonderworm zaza, i want their name.

>>94807 Playing with dolls is fun

>>94834 Miss Automaton sold me it she mass produces it so be careful with it.

>>94835 Living dolls are yandere coded, sneaky little bitches.

>>94815 This kiki is meido academy's greatest ambassador. Now I want one

>>94838 >greatest In more ways than one.

>>94835 When boys play with them they are called action figures.

>>94840 With posable joints and karate chop action!

>>94840 >This is Ultra Lady >Sheen this is the 7th week in a row you've shown Ultra Lady in class

Hmmm big juicy snake snutt.

You don't say no to a hebi

I’d say yes to a caked out hebi.

But is the Hebi even expecting you to say yes?

>>94846 It's more exciting when you say no, even if you mean yes. To a Hebi, no always means yes.

I'm gonna hybridize every single yardere mamono in existence into creating one super yandere.

It’s going to be embarrassing when I go to zipangu and have to request lewd things via boogle translate on my phone.

>>94849 You're already going into monster territory willingly, that body language speaks way louder especially to monsters of the lewd.

>>94849 Be careful at the gift shop, I bought a shirt I was told says "I'm A Badass" but I was told it apparently actually says "I'm a fluff slut"

when is it MY turn to be objectified by mamono

>>94840 I like to have lots of action with my figures, if you know what I mean

>>9>>94851 Being a fluff slut is badass after all.

>>94852 When you're a order hero you will know the feeling, that they just see me as a more tantalizing bait compared to other men instead of a threat.

>>94854 Yeah, but I walked into an Izakaya and half the patrons gave me this face

If I invite a cancer into the jacuzzi does it become a crab boil?

>>94857 No, because a jacuzzi is usually between 36-40 degrees Celsius, therefore it is not boiling! The crab bath water is still drinkable.

Licking melted ice cream and fruit juice mixed with sweat/love juices off an Apophis’ breasts, butt, tummy and pussy. It’s too hot.

>>94856 And the other half were less well-mannered and licked their lips?

Something that occurred to me a while back: because waifu culture is a thing these days, there is a non-zero percentage of dopplegangers who have taken on the forms of Chun-Li or Misato or whoever in order to attract their chosen mate.

>>94861 There is a non zero chance there are gargoyles of the demon lord, Druella, the chief goddess, etc. If anyone makes a life size statue of a fictional character, it too may monsterise.

>>94843 >>94845 snutt

>>94861 >Be doppelganger >Chosen mate is a brain rotted slut >Constantly changing form between whichever v-yuber or e-celeb is currently in fashion >It's so much work >He doesn't even recognize you as the same person flirting with him earlier and now thinks he's got "rizz" or whatever, making your work even harder >God, he's cute though

I just wanted to plunder the tombs of the desert empire... how did it come to this... I was supposed to be rich!

>>94866 I mean, you're now married to a purple snake who likes to sit her fat ass on your face, so I think you came out pretty ahead here dude.

>>94867 NTA but it's the opposite of winning

Help my childhood friends are fighting, how should I help them make peace again?

>>94868 phrases uttered by tragic individuals currently not full of grape snake venom.

>>94870 Ass on face is gross, venom won't change a thing

>>94870 Winners don't do drugs

I simply prefer normal snek

>>94872 Winners ARE drugs. Mothmen won.

>>94872 fine. enjoy your stuck-up, ungraped nubis then.

>>94872 You're right, winners take medication and supplements, like the nutrient rich, muscle enhancing Apo-V! Talk to your local doctor about it, and feel free to inquire about the new stamina enhancer, Manti-V!

>>94863 Heresy.

>>94869 Impregnation

>>94812 Some of the anubises got the wrong kind of autism and started welding pickup trucks together, now pharaoh and all her followers are driving around in bondage gear.

>>94874 What's my drug of choice? Well, what have you got?

>>94880 Sniffing chesh fluff

Who wants to go on a panty raid at the mamono dorms, we live life dangerously.

been looking for raiju zaps, anyone got a plug?

Do you think mamonos see us as urban legends.

>>94867 I would reccommend fat snake ass on face as a way to avoid sunstroke while sunbathing >>94870 Venom relaxes the muscles, makes you easier to coil and comfier to sit upon.

>>94885 The sun isn't going to be stroking him, but the snake will.

>>94886 >fullbody coil massage from a warm, sun-drenched apophis

>>94884 >mamono high school >late evening > some succs and pyrows are staying alone in a dark room >Pyrow lights candles and they all gather around grouped up table >... and when she came home she could smell it >a smell unlike any sniffed before >the smell of a human >she panicked >how could there be one here >If it was a female >she would scream and monsterize her >If it was a male > she would worry about having sweaty non sexy lingerie

>monsters unsure if portals are safe >brave succ volunteers herself >lower succ into portal with fishing pole >reel in 5 minutes later to land an anon with succ on his lap

>>94862 Gargoyle of Druella gettig married before the original

What if Druella getting married is the key to curing the mamono birthing curse.

>>94891 that would require her to speak to a human

>>94892 What do you mean she speaks with a lot of humans, they all get turned into monster girls but still...

>>94890 >Gargoyle wants to make a baby >Anon comes into the bedroom with a chisel and stone block

>>94895 We're doing this the Pygmalion way!

>>94892 Hey if I have to be the major villain Druella goes up against in a final epic battle to curing the mamono of their problems then so be it.

>>94894 even the men?

>>94896 >>94895 >Anon and garg arguing about what stage of life to sculpt garg daughter into >"Shouldn't she start from... I don't know, an egg?" >"AN EGG?! DO WE LOOK LIKE BIRDS TO YOU?" >"I just figured with the claws and wings..." it's a labour of love

>>94899 >In conclusion, we've determined that for the human this simple rule applies: empty balls and a full stomach = nap time

>>94898 especially the men

>>94898 That's eva's job, not Drudru's

I just think druella, or most other famous monsters, would be sexier if they were made of granite and had a plinth.

Droolla can drool on my balls.

Ryu's big balls. Yep, they sure are heavy. And she has a hebi clean them everyday with a- *Thwack*

>>94906 Are Ryus secretly super yanderes since they're pretty much the leaders of hebis.

>>94898 The men became things, strange things.

>>94899 It would drive me mad, I hope they have kot and marshmallow cat for sanity purposes

>>94906 She's got big balls

>>94907 if they have ambitions of ever getting married they have to make some bold moves the shrine's hebi defense force is ever vigilant

outfoxed once again

>>94913 No, he's clearly being infoxed. Ballsdeepinfoxed, even.

>>94913 I'm not a competitive foxer though as I am ill-equipped to tackle such contests I cannot be outfoxed with no foxing capabilities of my own

>>94916 nonsense, everyone can fox

>>94917 I am just some dude if I tried to fox I would look absurd

>>94917 What an attractive young fox!

>>94918 Dude is just made for the cows and other docile monsters.

>>94917 one must be careful though. it can be it is notoriously hard to unfox once you start foxing.

fox but specifically the youko and inari from mge (monster girl encyclopedia)

>>94924 >mge (monster girl encyclopedia) Never heard of it. Must be a new thing.

>>94925 it's a fanwork of touhou you can tell because aunts

>>94899 Big succ can experiment all she wants, but she'll never find out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch or something like that.

>>94927 kids these days are eating wurm gems, or if they want cinnamon, cinnamon succs.

>>94928 Off-brand Sinny Succs taste the same and are cheaper.

overdosing on wurm gems

>>94929 i have nothing to offer succ, but my prized bowl of sinny succs

>>94924 Yeah, call me a weeb but Zipangu is nice

>>94924 I like this fox, her smug aura mocks me

>>94933 You read it as smug? I thought it was flustered

>>94934 Both

>>94934 >>94933 >>94932 she's thinking of shenanigans in the onsen

>>94935 Weird, I can process it, I must molest the fluffy bits to reset focus

>>94928 >cinnamon succs. >Each bit of cereal is a crunchy hollow tube with cinnamon sugar goop inside >You can just crunch it all down, but kids make a game of slurping it out before eating the shell >This, combined with licking fruit, is why every monster can suck a golf ball through a garden hose by age 10 >The demon beast milk also contributes to ballooning bust sizes I can see them being an actual thing.

>>94937 Can't process it*

>>94936 There are many dangers in zipangese onsens. Chief among them is if you don't obey the proper etiquette.

>>94936 Onsen are great, I don't see a fox or any Zipangu mamonos mess around there.

onsen and other public sacred spaces are probably the only safe places to hang out without it just turning into sex all the time onsens libraries and sit-down restaurants

It’s hard to avoid staring at oni tits at the onset

>>94940 >Chief among them is if you don't obey the proper etiquette. and what is this etiquette? which social faux pas is most important to avoid?

>>94819 Indeed, her craftsmanship is immaculate. However, there are ball joints which the artist could maybe have done a better job of depicting.

>>94944 keep the water clean and don't bother other visitors

>>94944 Don't have tattoo (hiding don't always work), don't run, don't swim, shower before going in the onsen, don't get your towel in the water, go naked, don't play in the water, avoid drinking alcohol if possible, don't put your head under the water, don't be speak loudly, drink milk or water once you're finish, shower before leaving. I must be missing some but it's a good summary I must

>>94946 how am i supposed to do that when they're hugging me and whispering things i dont understand into my ears.

>>94948 tell the proprietor on them

>>94949 shes was the first one to do it!

Those with tattoos may have to bathe at an oni or mofuza establishment. Scary!

>>94950 that's not an onsen that's a noob trap. foxes tend to set them up by just heating up a swimming pool or some swamp water or something you gotta go somewhere OFFICIAL

>>94951 Does nyankuza have onsen too?

>>94947 weird. at the one i went to everybody had tattoos, i was given alcohol the moment i got in,and im pretty sure one of them was underwater playing with my toes.

>>94953 No the nyankuza hate water

>>94954 Maybe it was one of those modern establishment made by the maf... Some fortunate families.

>>94955 Damn, even the hot water of an onsen? That's very sad. On a more serious note, my kot would need to like onsen or hot bath in general, I know that big kot like it but I hope that nekomata and chesh does too

>>94942 You have no idea how much silent sex happens in mpnster libraries

>>94943 Oni would be more bothered if you don't look at her tits in the onsen.

>>94958 it's not SUPPOSED to though

>have tattoo >scared of tattoopolicy at other onsens >go to onsen that is tattoo friendly >get in early >suddenly fills with beeg scary onis >"oi. you're not from here, are you?" eep

>>94960 Yeah, no, don't believe that for a second. There's a reason why there's so much soundproofing on the walls and why there's so many windowless study rooms, and why Miss Haku happens to be wearing such a tight sweater as part of her uniform. It's practially a rite of passage for nerdy monster girls to have a, ahem, study session that ends with them fucking in some quiet corner of the library.

>>94962 but I go to the mamono liberry all the time and nothing ever happens and the dark mage receptionist told me to come to her if anyone tried any funny business with me

library is where nerds is. anon is a nerd, so he will be there. hohoho, delightfully devilish hellhound

>>94964 No way a hellhound thinks that up all on her own

>>94965 Do hounds think better when they are running hot (i.e. large eyeflames) or cooled down (i.e. eyeflames doused)

frustrated hellhound that outsources her dating idea generation (the guy is terrified of her) to her only friends, a cheshire a wurm and a second, more rude cheshire

Yeah so I already know I shouldn't order inari sushi or oyakodon at the local zipangu restaurant unless I want to stay there for a lot longer than I planned to, but what happens if I order a kitsune udon. Or hell, what do I even order if I just want to fucking eat.

>>94966 When the eyeflames are cooled they're stupid, when they're blazing they're stupid faster.

>>94968 Well, if you order the oni special, there is only a low probability it’s oni sex.

>>94968 this kind of thing is why I think I'd actually get very frustrated living in a mamono realm

>>94971 >b-breast milk? <"NO, I CLEARLY SAID MILK. REGULAR, DAIRY COW SQUEEZED MILK, THE KIND THAT COMES FROM FOUR-LEGGED CREATURES THAT GO MOO. I WANT TO DRINK MY COFFEE WITH JUST THAT"

I’d eat oni prepared sushi and sashimi off said oni’s abs. It adds a pleasant saltiness.

>>94972 I WILL just walk out on every mamono service employee that does this "thank you for your time, goodbye"

>>94972 >Comically large cow comes in to be milked.

>>94975 >comically large cow >comedically is large in every area but her tits

>>94977 No anon I mean an actual giant cow, that have you seen how ridiculously big mamono realm cows get. Straight wallet drainers I tell you don't know how holstaurs keep them.

>>94972 Got it, got it.

>>94981 I like to climb my women like towers.

>>94955 Stinky bitches.

>>94981 now make it a mino and even bigger

>>94972 >soldier boog scuttles in >moo?

sboog mentioned

choosing to live in MGC means accepting that your entire life becomes a manzai routine where you are the straightman for eternity and the entire world around you is the dumb asshole that constantly one-ups its own ridiculousness the mamono like it, I've heard

>>94988 snoog sboog

I am Chaos!

>>94988 sboogy

>>94986 This would immediately melt my heart.

>>94991 >"Hi Chaos, I'm dad!" >This isn't a joke, it's just a fairly common exchange when meeting your child's dragon friends.

>>94984 Sadly, I cannot. But here is a large Ushi! I like Ushis a normal and healthy amount.

>>94995 smooching seems complicated at this scale

>>94996 Yeah, but more Ushi means more love. LOVE!

but when she deep kisses you she's got her mouth over your nose, that's gross also dangerous

>>94998 It'll be fine. https://files.catbox.moe/hpcdz7.png

>>94960 As long as the librarian doesn't have to shush you from time to time then it's allowed

>>95000 I don't know, she looks like she WANTS to shush me.

>>94960 Taking a Zombie I found on the street to the library exactly to do that (hotels and karaoke rooms were full)

can't believe *I* of all people will have to be the one to clean the degeneracy off these streets and sweep all the public sex back into private quarters shameful

>>94942 >onsen >no sex lol lmao

>>95005 nothing like some platonic bathing with my bath buddy

>>95005 this is illegal, you know

>>94960 >it's not SUPPOSED to though Then why there are showers and private cubicles in the library?

>>95006 My favorite part about having a pyrow bath bestie is that the water is always the perfect temperature

>>95009 My favorite part is the sex.

>>95010 Same for me when I go visit my grandma

>>95011 I don't think that's something a Grandma would do. Grandmas are too old for sexy times.

>>94938 >>The demon beast milk also contributes to ballooning bust sizes if your country doesn't have at least an E-cup average its the new 3rd world

>>95013 I love huge titties as much as the next 10 Anons, but really the sexiest part of the boobies is the enthusiasm with which they are displayed. ALSO THE LAZERS

>>95014 Lazers? But they'll sever your hands off once you try to grope 'em. Lazers belong in tails, greater maneuverability and aiming range. Or in buttholes. She leans over and moons someone and the next second there's literal sunshine coming out her ass

>>95013 You joke, but tiddy size would absolutely be A Big Fucking Deal in a post-monster girl world. > Politicians run on platforms guaranteeing access to holstaur milk and governments invest in dairy farms to ensure a non-stop supply for their citizens > Cities and counties run tourism campaigns targeted at potential husbands entirely centered around the bountiful busts of their citizens > There's a colossal cottage industry of different ways to enhance one's chest through various means both magical and technological > A substantial part of the clothing market is magically-enhanced underwear to give support to even the most ludicrously big tits

>>95016 what's the plan when too much milk floods the market?

>>95016 >You joke i do?

>>95017 We make cheese

>>95019 AMERICAN PROCESSED CHEESE?

Where all the Hellhounds are? I want some strong ladies to just have sex with me with no BS. Just come up to me, carry me into their den, and then have me fuck them all one by one. Maybe invite a jinko friend too

>>95012 It's not sexy when it's with grandma, is just a pure show of love and affection, the same way when she stuffs you full with food like a Thanksgiving turkey

>>94938 >The demon beast milk also contributes to ballooning bust sizes look all im saying is that loli monsters with breasts so big that it limits their range of motion might not be a good thing in the long run.

>>95023 Not like it matters, those girls can't even handle a short run.

>>95022 Well, if she stuffs me that full then I guess the least I can do is the same in return as thanks

>>95021 So you gonna just talk or are you gonna play ball?

>>95026 Ms Hellhound is at the kid's park and that things at max 1.5 m tall.

>>95027 It has to be that hoop, it's where she and her destined childhood friend carved their names inside a heart (D+T) The promised game has to be played! If she wins, he'll have to marry her, and if he wins, she'll marry him! The stakes have never been so high!

>>95028 >The stakes have never been so high! The stakes should stop smoking weed then.

>>95026 I will call the kat gang for assistance

>>95005 The only girls you don’t fuck in the onsen are Yuki-Onna. Those you bathe like a Finn with.

>>95031 How do Finns bathe?

>>95032 Like sea seals, noises and all

would you still love your wurm wife if she could only make walrus noises

>>95034 No.

>>95034 it's gotta be either human noises or crocodile noises

>>95036 >low rumbling is heard while the Wurm vibrates her sides

What if it was an automaton wurm and instead of noises she communicated with sawtooth waves?

>>95038 >caves soften her sound and add reverb >auto wurm's mountain becomes flooded with ojisans and auntsters thinking they heard eurodance

You know what? I think Kej probably has the hottest pillow talk and and is the most likely to talk you into a climax. Succubi are hot, but not very seductive. Some of the more powerful ones might have some experience at seduction, but literally their whole shtick is just being really really hot and easy lays. Or sneaking into windows. Kej pretend to be courtesans, they know art, they know culture, their entire existence is predicated upon knowing the male mind inside and out. They also stalk you, so they know what you personally are into.

>>95040 I mostly agree, but you'd have to be a different breed of sensitive to cum just from being spoken to.

>>95041 But her hot breath flowing into your ear, filling your head and melting your brain. Her lips so tantalizingly close you can almost feel them, even more for the fact that they're right there and still not touching. Her words, moaning promises of a mind shattering nirvana wrapping around your mind over and over. Her breath getting quicker and quicker, salacious seductions reducing to staccato gasps and pleas, pleas to be fucked, filled. Throw in a little mamono mana in her breath and I could probably coom.

>>95042 Sounds very pleasurable, but definitely not enough for most. Either way, you shouldn't go around meticulously writing down all your weaknesses. The cupid glowies are always watching.

>>95043 Federal Boy Intelligence or the Coomer Intelligence Agency?

>>95044 National Sex Agency

>>95040 >>95042 >they also stalk you What is wrong with that entire island?? Really nice, though. Vocal and audio stuff in general is underutilized. Hot is hot, but a whisper will Turn You On.

>>95045 At least its not the Bureau of Anon, Trafficking and Fucking.

>>95048 People forget the Explosions part of the BATFE.

>>95049 It's supposed to be a funny pun. People don't say Bureau of Anon, Trafficking, Fucking and Exhibitionism because the exhibitionism is silent.

>>95050 >the exhibitionism is silent. Exxxhibitionists are anything but silent.

>>95051 that's why it's a joke. get it?

I'm up here stroking my dick, hope no mamonos find me.

>>95052 No.

>>95054 Well you see the foundation for humor is the subversion of expectations. It's like calling a dude with luscious long hair baldy, or calling a bald guy Fabio. It's why we call red dogs "Bluey" and dogs without patterns "spot".

We asked a totally random sample of the public whether or not a maze/labyrinth is an ideal romantic get away. The results are shocking! (Sample consisted of minotaurs, echidna, mummies and goblins)

>>95055 You see however, Calling a dude with luscious hair isn't funny, it's just confusing. Without any reason for the subversion, it just turns into a wrong assertion.

>>95057 It's the same reason the thug named "Tiny" is actually comically large.

>>95058 8ft jinko who goes by “mittens”

>>95059 >10ft Draco zombie they call "skink"

>>95060 Oh I get it, it's because her tongue is blue

>>95061 ... Why is that so cute. I did not need to imagine a dracozombie going "mlem"

>>95048 >Shoot that kobold.jpg

Do coffee beans work for throwing at onis?

>>95064 You need to throw regular beans to really rub it in. Plink beans off the back of the local yankee oni's head on the bus. I'm absolutely positive that this will end extremely well.

>>95064 Coffee beans aren't real beans, so they shouldn't count.

Don't throw beans at onis or they will flick your bean if you know what I mean

>>95065 Yeah that’ll show her! Serves her right for being big, and having horns, and being big, and being red/blue/green. She’s got her feet up on the chair so she’s probably evil anyhow.

>>95068 You mean flick her bean?

>>95069 Yeah! Toss beans at the back of her head! Stuff beans in her pencil case so when she opens it they spill everywhere and she has to pick them up! Slip beans down the back of her shirt.

>>95070 Thought it meant she will flick your dick, that I just looked up the definition where I thought it meant any genital region being flicked.

>>95072 Ehh, you could stretch it to SPH

>>95065 >Anon plinks beans against the back of one of his red oni classmates. >She's an oversexed deliquent who's always "flirting" with him by forcing him to sit next to her at lunch and generally being a nuisance >After a few initial successes, she sees you mid-throw >Starts to cry >Big, ugly tears oh no

>>95072 I've only seen the term "flick the bean" to mean female masturbation.

>>95074 >A-ah haha it was j-just a joke, see? Sorry, I won't do it anymore. U-um, see? Look, I've thrown the rest of the beans away. >Uh look I'm really sorry, um is there anything, can um, can I make it up to you some how? >Ah, I know! Lunch money! Did uh, you want to go get lunch? I mean, did you want me to get you lunch, or, I mean, I can give you my lunch money?

So beans are the natural enemy of onis does that mean they are slightly related to mole girls, vole girls, and gopher girls since beans or at least the roots of them ward them off.

>>95078 >gopher girls This is probably accurate, you should go up to the playground boss oni and tell her to be your gopher from now on

>>95078 The Oni FEARS the Hellhound!

>>95077 >>95074 He must pay reparations by getting shoved in a locker, and then she should also get in the locker with him. There will be little room to move. Face mashed up against stuffy sweaty teen oni tits, then pits, then butt. Erection rubbing up against her thighs and rear. Then, later, once he’s thoroughly intoxicated by her pheromones, sex in the gym storage closet. Apologising while eating both holes out is optional.

>>95081 >Shoved in a locker with a giant thicc oni with a leopard skin bra showing plainly through her white, half open school shirt, and leopard skin panties that are almost always being flashed from under a way too short skirt I'd give her my kanabo if you catch my meaning.

>>95082 >I'd give her my kanabo if you catch my meaning. Anon, if you bring a weapon to school you're gonna get arrested. It ain't the 1980s anymore. They're gonna think you want to kill your classmates!

>>95083 Ahh, drats, detention with the hot oni. Sex in the school chair, doggy over the desk, standing prone bone against the blackboard. Damn, this is the worst.

>>95081 >sniffing oni tits and licking oni armpits right after gym class

Mamonos are parasites.

>>95086 Technically since they benefit the host they're symbiotic

>>95087 Symbiotic? More like SINbiotic, amirite?

>>95087 Their goal is extinction of host organism (humanity as species). You should instead find yourself a regular human woman to breed with and save the human race, like this one here.

Now this is some vintage bait

>>95089 Those eyes show they an't what they seem to be.

snu snu beanthrowers.

>>95089 Well birth rates are crashing so...

>>95090 You're vintage bait anon you old bastard, that you're a straight tease for the sabbath.

>>95089 I shall do my part.

Yup, nothing beats a real human woman. 100% organic, just get her a little hot under the collar, "warm her up" so to speak and she'll go crazy. Eyup, monsters can't match this.

>>95096 Bro, your human gf seems fucking dead

>>95097 Hah, she's literally walking, talking, kissing. What part of that sounds like a corpse to you? You're just jealous I have some one to cuddle under the blankets because she gets so cold at night.

>>95097 She has albinism and you're being extremely rude about her condition, shame on you.

This is how mamono husbands talk in order territory.

>>95100 >Anon why is your wife 8 ft tall, with wings, a tail and breathing fire? >She has a skin condition.

it's tough being an adventurer

Lava golem facesitting

>>95104 anon does a thumbs up every single time

>>95105 Amazing he can breathe under all that volcanic matter

>>95094 Elves prefer vintage and aged men because nothing pairs better with a finely aged cheese than a robust, full bodied wine.

>>95103 Hey you can still go on adventures you just now have a slime wife who follows you around.

>>95107 i don't think elves can afford to be picky. they're desperate for scraps

>>95109 I don't know there's plenty of normies who would fall to elves, that we're the strange ones out here anon of having more exotic tastes in women.

Write fairy will also take your scraps for her scrapbook

>>95111 Writefairy is greedy and insatiable

>>95112 she is not GREEDY or a HOARDER or even a POCKET DRAGON. She is an ARCHIVIST.

>>95113 Write Fairy DOES cosplay as a pocket dragon, though. She has a very cute “GAO!” Face.

>>95114 Adorable. I want to do her face paint.

>>95110 anon is desperate too so it works out sometimes

>>95075 Her fly's open

>>95117 How else is she supposed to flick he bean while she whips you?

Cat

>>95119 So do Cheshires have cat-like feet or human-like feet?

>>95120 Scrödinger's cat feet. They could be paws or feet until you take the shoe off, at which point she mocks you for being a foot-fag, and then you get distracted protesting that you aren't so she can slip the shoe back on and you are back to not knowing.

>>95108 Better than the old classic of >I was a humble blacksmith’s son and now the Goddess of War wants to bear my children, great big old monsters shre to conquer the world; How I learned to stop worrying and cunnyblock Ares

>>95122 >be swineherd >go on an adventure >realize all your talents make you a natural with orcs >become a horde herder >aka an OVERLORD

Would a chesh be more or less smug if I asked to worship her feet/paws? I think it’d through her for a loop.

>>95123 >Be son of a fisherman >He swears for as long as his family could remember your ancestor had the blood of Amphitrite in his veins >Yeahright.mp3 >Can’t go out to sea because as soon as you dip one toe in the water, Nereids hit on you calling you their little brother

>>95124 One of the few instances when she doesn't tease you for not getting what you expected.

>>95126 Cheshdinger’s shoe. It simultaneously contains sexy cat feet and sexy cat paws but as soon as you take it off it becomes only one

>>95096 I was just listening to Giving Head To The Dead by Death Breath

>>95128 In this case, it would be the dead giving head.

>>95129 No, it's you going down on her.

>>95130 I thought to give head meant only blowjobs.

>dullahan hands you her head >”hey anon.” >”what” >”im giving head. Get it? Giving head.” >she presses her head more firmly into your hands >”I just gave you head. Haha. Joking but like. I did just give you head hahaha.”

>>95131 ...In a broad sense, not necessarily. Seen a few examples of guys "giving head" to girls by going down on them.

>>95132 >and then her head leapt on your cock and started blowing you

>>95134 The body gets jealous

So would the saying dead giveaway in undead territories be taken literally where they're giving away their undead mamonos to human men.

>>95137 Well, it’s possible.

>>95137 >lich bookstand The sexiest form of objectification

>>95139 Well, he's using her as a pillow. Comfy bastard.

>>95140 Lich thighs giveth life. Lich thighs taketh life.

>>95136 You can still get a blowjob from the body.

my mail order fox wife is fucking STUPID... how did this happen? I thought they were all conniving genius manipulator queens. she just sits there humming to herself and kicking her feet without a single thought in her head and she chases after anything that moves. I have her trapped under the hamper right now and she didn't know what to do so she went to sleep. I just wanted some peace and quiet from her constantly showing me every little thing she finds or catches like it's never been seen before but now I feel like I'm abusing her

>>95143 >I thought they were all conniving genius manipulator queens not the mail order ones, those are practically charity cases. you should just have bit the bullet and gotten that one-way ticket to Zipangu.

>>95137 I want to impregnate the dead so bad, also they can be trained to do housework and they are extremely low maintenance

>>95143 That's probably a doggy, you got a mix-up

>>95145 In One Piece, the zombie maid broke plates. Are you certain the dead are good for this kind of work?

>>95145 >they are extremely low maintenance Good for employment, but as >>95147 says they might not be the best housekeepers,

>>95143 >>95144 Sometimes you get the ones that got into the mail order program to assign themself a husband by forging paperwork. They show up at the man's door with a marriage contract in hand.

>Lich blank stare >"I can resurrect man, monster, plant, and god. But not even Hel could bring Disco back."

>>95150 Koi no disco queen

>>95147 >>95148 This isn't one piece, here they get sent to maid academy and they get training from the best maid teachers and the approval of Baba Yaga herself

>>95152 Baba Yaga is a drunken old coot that doesn't know shit about handling anything except her hubby's dick.

I am fed up with zombie and bogey stitch-ups

>>95153 RIP anon, good luck in the gulag.

>>95155 I'm an American, good luck not getting shot you KGB slut.

I DEMAND HORNY RUSSIAN MONSTER GIRLS LEGLOCK ME INTO THEIR “GULAGS”

>>95158 You're a couple decades late, best you can hope now is a regular prison (still a sinkhole though)

>>95158 The maid academy keeps their maidfailures in the kikipit. That's your best chance.

>>95101 >"No, your highness, I very much did slay the dragon. This is the... uh... princess that the dragon was keeping prisoner." <"Yes, that's right. I was kidnapped by the dragon, because that's what dragons do. Terrible creatures, they are." >"She hails from the distant lands of... oh I'm terribly sorry, I know you told me already but I must have taken a knock on the head when I was fighting the dragon." <"Honestly I was a prisoner for so long that I barely remember it myself. Seems like a lifetime ago now." >"It's tragic, I know, but in any case this is just what humans look like in... the country that she's from."

>>95160 I can save them

>>95160 What is it with monsters and their fascination for grouping together into pits? >scorpion pits >slime pits >matango pits >tentacle pits >snake pits >lion pits And now kikipits?

>>95163 Kikipits? Maid outfits don't normally show the pits.

>>95163 There's at least one pit for each species, and then you have mixed pits, usually when there are several Echidnas somewhere nearby.

>>95163 Another name for abyssal pit is a trench.

>>95166 Trenchers are a bunch of cantankerous old fuckers too busy making love to horrors beyond your comprehension ( you don’t get it ) to bother with the Demon Lord’s horny shenanigans.

>>95164 They do when they are shrine maiden hybrid, in fact they show so much more than just armpits, not sure if they are Babayaga approved

>>95169 I'm pretty sure that's not shrine approved either.

which monster has the sexiest armpit

>>95167 There's plastic bottles in my trench, I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

>>95171 Ignis or Lavagolem.

the sexiest armpit belongs to the mamono you love the sexiest tits, however, belong to my raiju girlfriend, and I will not brook any contention

>>95173 you could cook with one

>>95174 raiju pitto

I wouldn't let ms raiju get her hands on pixie dust and then get her hands on you, if I were you but since I am me I would encourage it

>>95171 You can fuck a slime girl’s armpit. Checkmate solids.

's just an armpit. not even an orifice.

>>95178 Make a game out of slime's surface tension. Only a small part of her body is penetratable, and you're only allowed to use your dick to check. You have to rub your cock all over her to find where you can stick it in.

only cephalopod girls have a fuckable armpit

>>95181 i wonder if any explorers have tried messing around with the rips in a bogey

>>95182 Bogeys with partially ripped arms get put on the topshelf

>>95183 Andy... no...

Enough of the armpit talk how about fucking hair.

>>95185 Kej has entered the chat

>>95186 What did she type?

>>95187 >Rinse and repeat. Always repeat.

oh

>>95189 They keep falling for it.

rape and kidnapping: :( rape and kidnapping, Zipangu: :D

>>95191 This is what happens when the Hebi menace starts to influence other mamono.

>>95191 >dark people >dark people, not!Japan

>>95180 Mesugaki Dark Slime not so tough once I take her core and suck on it like a jawbreaker.

>>95193 OKINAWANS WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU

>>95194 Imagine putting the mamono mana equivalent of the demon core in your mouth and thinking it's going to go in your favor.

>did you know the Sabbath advises men to date younger women >"How much younger?" >

I don't think the sabbath has my interests at heart at all

>>95197 I'm going to use my oji-san self to lead little sabbath girls into a van and then force-feed them megamorphosis potions. Mwhahahaha.

>>95198 thats the general consensus.

>>95196 CHECK THIS SHIT

>>95200 These are just coping hags masquerading as the young trying to feel their youth again.

succ, succubus and succubi are at it again with one of their scams to get jawbreakers

>>95203 Double C?

>>95198 >>95200 You can trust Momonika, her sabbath just wants you to fuck thirsty truelolis with no ulterior motives. You can ask Grelia and she will vouch for the health benefits.

>>95205 Gorilla.

Drinking after work with big kot? Out drinking the kot?

>>95202 I'm absolutely fine with that

mge gameshow: spot the loli >a human contestant is put up against 9 sabbath and one actual monster loli >the human has 20 minutes to pick out the real loli >rounds usually end in a minute because the sabbath have an aura of lewd that the real loli doesnt have, and their mannerism is a complete tell. >the sabbath usually scream and cry about "its not faiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!" and that the human must be cheating

I would never lose to the sabbath because asking me tone into loligoats is like compromising for pita bread over some nice sponge cake.

>>95210 >the sabbath have an aura of lewd that the real loli doesnt have More like the actual young monsters' lewd auras are purer, softer and more genuine.

>>95210 I think that getting the lolibaba is a bigger prize, I would gladly choose her in one of those dating gameshows of monster TV

>>95213 I want a bottomheavy, meaty-thighed lolioba who's a decade older than me both physically and mentally

whats at the center of kraken tentacles?

>>95215 usually it's a kraken

lol krakens be like >can I lend a hand? lol which one do you mean? haha

>>95215 Suction cups to hold your dick in place?

>>95215 The "mouth".

ms kraken's special full body hugg heart attack experience

>get kraken a valentine card >and one of those plush octopus invertible toys >go back in the sea >didn’t think this through >card dissolving >plush soaked >tears of frustration disappearing into the sea >she catches the card before it turns to pulp >”I think you are tentacool”

>>95215 Hickey generators.

>ms kraken offers you a handshake >it feels weird >gets ink all over your hands >it won't wash off oh bother

>>95223 Do purple krakens have purple ink?

>>95224 sure why not

>>95225 Does it generalize? Can I get a quarto of Cyan, Magenta, Yellow and Black to set up a printing press? And then use that to start a newspaper? And then use that newspaper to call Spider-Man a MENACE?

>>95226 i can't stop you

I find rubbing fairies on paper as if they were coloured chalk to work better than ink

>>95228 Please don't bully fairies. They're my ONE WEAKNESS!

>>95229 If you can think of a fairy who is good at art and would know where to buy art supplies then I’d like to hear it. No? Exactly.

>>95230 Shit, you're right.

Fairy bullies act smug until they are kidnapped and taken to testify before the Unseelie Court.

>>95232 anon really needs to stop representing himself in court

>>95232 Not a thing outside of Scotland so you’re fine.

>>95232 Are these people who bully fairies? Or fairies who ARE bullies?

>>95235 Yes

An idea I recently had: The Great Gremlin Garage Sale, where all the gremlins in an area get together and run a bazaar where they sell all the various surplus gizmos and inventions they have; the selection ranges wildly from year to year and gremlin to gremlin and there's no telling what weird shit might be on sale; could be a death ray, could be a fully restored automaton from an era long forgotten, could be a perfume that attracts all the wurms in a hundred mile radius.

>>95237 "I WILL BUY ALL OF YOUR WURM PERFUME!" >Miss Gremlin smirks >It's just delicious Mountain Dew Summer Freeze, the world's most delightful beverage.

I'd like to attend this private school for elite mamono but half of the students are ASSHOLES.

>>95239 why would you want to attend that? you're not a mamono much less an elite

>>95240 Where else am I supposed to I pick up my wights then?

>>95241 find a nice lowborn country gal zombie and fuck her full of wight power go to one single wight party with her and realize how annoying uppity people are. spike the wine with jager. set up a cornhole ramp with the host's finest dress. get kicked out and blacklisted

>>95242 >how annoying uppity people are You're talking about vampires and maybe some dragons. Wights are perfectly OK.

>>95243 they are the same

>>95244 Uhh nope, not the wights.

Big eared mamonos hear me pissing loud.

>>95246 I hope you're kind and let them help you by holding it

>>95246 The centaurs would be proud

>>95247 >Mamono Nurseplay Kinky.

>>95249 hospitals are probably a dungeon subtype

>>95250 >hospitals are probably a dungeon subtype Yeah, on hard mode. Think about it: you have to be injured to be admitted so there's an automatic handicap.

>>95251 >awake from a coma in a monster hospital >you can't rest now, there are enemies nearby

>>95252 If not wife, why wife shaped?

>>94835 Surely you don't take your doll to bed with you. Surely you don't sleep with your doll. The doll stays on your desk. She can stare at you if she wants to. She likes to watch. If you wake up with the doll in your bed, that means you must have gotten it while sleepwalking. Dolls don't just get up and walk around. Dolls don't just kiss you sweetly in the night, watching you carefully in case you wake up.

>>95254 If wish I had a chesh doll to watch over me during bed time

>>95255 >dream of fisho >pounces off the desk and poofs your thought bubble >toss and turn, grab and snuggle chesh back to sleep

>wake up in the middle of the night >unacquainted monster girl is staring at you >heart pupils

>>95256 You can't grab and snuggle a cat once she gets the zoomies.

>>95257 >let me finish sleeping or it isn't happening

Reminder that you can easily defeat automatons by luring them into a room full of mirrors. Reflective surfaces mess with their lidar sensors and make them think they're trapped in an infinite void.

Remember to insert disc 2 when installing the BDSM bonanza pack to your automaton.

>>95261 >Disc 1: installation >Disc 2: play disc >Disc 3: cinematics

>>95262 Watching a movie on an automaton could be fun or could be very awkward, depending on how it’s shown >projected onto wall >monitor on her chest >interior of eyes so you need to stare into her eyes close range (and kiss)

>>95264 For me, it's using her eyes like a Viewmaster, changing slides by playing with her ear.

>>95265 Cute

My automaton has an orgone accumulator

>>95268 Anon's automaton is fueled by ORGANS!

>>95269 Automaton Organ! Initiate Bach's Fugue!

>>95270 CHURCHES HATE HER! CLICK HERE to watch Miss Automaton devour an organ! >Video is just an automaton breaking into a church and eating a pipe organ >It is over 12 hours long

>”MY ORGAN!!” <“Sorry. It looked tasty. Urp” <Automaton belch sounds like an organ note

>>95189 I want that tongue in my mouth and down my throat.

>>95269 orgone. Its gremlins attempt to scientifize and quantify magic.

>>95241 You can date a Wight even if you aren't going to her school

>>95258 She's ragdoll cat chesh, she wants to get grabbed and snuggled

>>95276 Does she also make source engine ragdoll noises?

And now for something completely different

>>95278 Cheshire spotted in the background.

>>95279 absolute cinema pose

>get pulled over by MGC police car with no driver >instead the car folds in on itself and transforms into a 9ft tall police automaton >she explains, in the way automatons do, that the car you're driving has numerous safety violations and by driving it on the road you're endangering yourself and everyone around you >you can't really argue with her, you've known for a while that it's falling apart but you can't afford anything better at the moment >you tell her as much, hoping that maybe she'll let you off with a warning >after thinking about it for a moment, she transforms back into a car and tells you to get in >she understands your problem but she can't let that vehicle stay on the road, so instead she'll be your vehicle until you can afford a replacement >somehow you never get around to buying a replacement

>>95277 Yes during zoomies but it stops when you make her purrrrrrrr

>hat can make any headgear out of her shrooms >get her to grow a headband with cat ears >mad catter

I require a Cheshire who sounds like a subwoofer when purring.

>>95283 >get her to grow a ushanka >mat blyatter

>>95284 >subwoofer A sub-woofer you say...

>>95285 >!russian hatter >uses caravan tea blocks >mushroom grows in shape of fluffy coat and mycelium fluff scarf >weather never good enough to have garden parties >has Kiki over for tea and vodka

We have monsters from pretty much every continent, but what about the antarctic? Where are the pengirls?

>>95288 He doesn’t know about the secret gremtech facility

>>95288 ANON, DO NOT THE PENGUINS. They are shogs in disguise.

>>95289 I meant more endemic to the antarctic. Guess there aren't any myths about a continent where no humans live by nature.

>>95290 I wanna see a shog in penguin onesie pajamas.

>>95287 She can have tea anywhere with her samovar.

>>95291 If such a continent did exist either humans would. move in and find ways to settle or the inhabitants would move out.

>>95291 The leopard seal Selkie!

>>95289 Most people don't make it past the ice worms.

>>95297 I am once again reminded of my desire for Subnautica with Monster Girls

>>95297 This is why the Grems travel on hoverboards

>>95293 I’d have tea with the two of them. And vodka. Then get drunkenly groped and cuddled when they notice how cold I am, not being native to the cold.

>>95298 JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS CUM TRUE!

>>95301 But anon I already tried and gave up

>Iron Lung with monster girls >miss kraken is just trying to check if anon is okay but anon has no way of knowing this until she finally has enough and rips the sub open

>>95302 Flatten it to Dave the diver then!

>>95303 >miss Kraken is amused at first but grows increasingly frustrated as anon's rusty shitbox blindly pokes around in her private quarters

>>95305 >was that a shutter sound? >did he just a pictue of the... no! >enough!

>>95306 Blackmailing Ms Kraken with pictures of her squidussy...

>>95307 The only one being blackmailed will be you when she sends you a bottle of her ink

If I fuck Miss Automaton enough do I become a cyborg overlord.

>>95308 >anon uses Pocket Sand >Kraken uses Ink Spill We are not so different, she and I...

>>95309 It's not a passive process like shoggification, you need to hit up miss Grem to get chrooomed

>>95311 Ah I thought it was like microplastics where it slowly gets into your system and changes you from the inside out, where Miss Automaton produces microscopic nanites that can and will get into your body when you're fucking her.

>>95296 Yo help that brother penguin out, he's hurt.

the woodcock harpy girl has no right being so seductive and groovy.

>>95314 >pair of woodcock harpies dancing across road

the wandering scholar did not adequately warn me about the dangers of kiki

>>95315 They're actually the most magical and powerful harpy, it's just no one ever realized because since birth their extraordinarily powerful mamono mana is 100% used to channel an aura of 70s disco hits from our dimension. If you listen closely enough to one as she jives by you might hear the bee gees

>>95316 125????? This monster has no chill.

>>95316 >danger It's just sharing a passionate moment with a woman who loves you and takes care of you >125 on her belly Holy shit her leglock game is in a different league

>>95319 Or he's got shitty pull out game.

>>95317 I must have one or two or several of these harpies.

>>95320 i wouldn't want to make a mess

>>95316 >125 thats an irresponsible amount of children, does she even remember their names?

Don't piss off a Kikimora or she'll give you wet nightmares.

>>95322 This, I'd want to make sure every last drop ends up in my wife and not on the sheets

Kiki should be flati chesti thicki hipi

>>95324 Dominant kikis…

>>95321 I am imagining ceremonial bell bottoms and big DL belt buckles for their low rise jeans. Loose shirts with big cuffs for their wings. Gandharva could never

>>95319 >125 on her belly Honestly mamono need to invent a better number system for these things. Like imagine having to go to the Tattoo artist every time you get pregnant just to change the number.

>>95327 They do got that mother vibe to them that will tell you to clean your room.

>>95318 >>95319 It's an ancient Kiki who's 1042 years old. One kid every 8 years or so is pretty tame.

>>95330 I’m imagining them insisting you stay home to “recover” while they then big spoon you, feel you up, maybe jerk you off while you watch a movie.

>>95329 stat-tracking womb tattoos update on their own

>>95331 >Kikimora: × >Kikihag: +

Seggg with maids

>>95333 Boring. What monster do i need to impregnate so that we can dedicate the 9 months before the birth together inventing a number system that can keep track or that without needing to erase any of the previous ink for an indefinite ammount of time, but that is also space efficient enough to only cover so much of her skin.

Sweaty Kiki facesitting

>>95335 controversial , yet intriguing

>>95336 At that point fuck a eldritch mamono where the tattoo stuff is lightwork for them where they can change it on a whim.

>>95339 That'd be the same as an automatically updating tattoo.

>>95337 A good master let's his maid sit on him.

>>95342 Maids deserve some rest and attention too. All day cleaning on her feet. She can sit down for a spell. I’d like to be smothered by a kikis cake.

>>95343 If anything you'd have to force them to take a break. They all go "Mastah, but the living room still needs cleaning" or "I can still prepare tomorrows dinner in advance".

>>95344 a well-intentioned but horribly misguided paid time off policy is what caused the last kiki rebellion

>>95344 I’d hope a Kiki would learn her mastah’s preferences and pick up on his hints after enough time. I’ll just have to order her explicitly to sit on me.

>>95344 use pixie dust on kiki so she has to stop working

>>95347 Mini maids go in masters clothes.

>>95347 That won't stop her. Shell just work slower. The only thing you can do is force her to take a rest.

Sex with corpses!