>>96310 They need to add an observation window… If I go in I’d surely DIE.

>>96308 of those I would prefer a barbarian snek I think

>>96314 Depends on how sober they are, they might just hug you and fall right asleep if they are drunk enough.

>shitpost on 69chan >make mamano go rage, all for the sheer fun of it >you're able to go at it undetected for months >countless amounts of dragons, wights, and demons have been trying to find you and make you answer for all the shit you post >neither them nor their tech-gifted contacts could do a damn about you >at some point you are being confronted by a gang of hell hounds >these girls say you're the guy who's been trolling them on 69chan >of course, you deny any involvement in this <"yeah yeah, we've been watching you for quite a while and your house always smells like excitement at roughly the same time somebody posts all this shit" >before you say anything, they rape you

>>96317 i don't think the prior actions significantly affected the outcome of encountering a hellhound pack they don't need a whole lot of motive

>>96317 MOB JUSTICE

>>96316 it's very risky. Well-to-do anon just wanted to use the tavern's toilet and leave asap. He never had any dealings with the ruffians, the hoodlums, the barbarians and the bad-girls. He was a model citizen living a quiet, unassuming life. ...And now he's a cuddle-addict daki.

How flustered do you think some mamono might get if the guy they're interested in is far more forward than they are? I picture a sliding scale between stuttering awkward mess and smug smile while saying "Jackpot."

>>96321 Romantically, some monsters get very flustered if things don't go as they expect so soon. If a demon's expecting resistance only to find out he matches her freak, then there will be a lot of on the fly making things up in her head to try and navigate.You would hope that the monsters who attempt to plan + dialogue tree their way into anon's heart would have a better read of him though. Otherwise, I think they would be very happy he's reciprocating above and beyond what they are asking for. For kinky stuff, some dork monsters also bluff about things they are going to do. Like a dragon might order you to clean her coins or else she'll rape you on the spot. If you just say 'do it' then that stun-locks the lizard. I think monsters who want to do some intense stuff would heart pupil if they found out you were already 100% onboard with it. Definitely the smug smile + jackpot.

>>96321 <"Okay let's fuck" >"Hell yeah let's fuck" <"HELL YEAH LET'S FUCK" >"HELL YEAH LET'S FUCK" More or less.

>>96205 Sharp toothed monsters were made to smile

>>96321 It'd be really impressive to do that to some monsters. Like, imagine watching a krampus watching you for months, then shoving her into a sack, spiriting her away to your pre-readied love shack, and proceeding to make all of her wishes come true. She couldn't even complain because making her happy makes you happiest.

>>96321 <"Do you still think I'm cute, human?" >"That is SO COOL! Can I ride you?" <"You... uh... yes?" miss dragon isn't quite sure what's happening but her instincts tell her to stop thinking and just go with it

>>96326 With a dragon this cute and kind, it's hard to not fall in love

>>96321 casually breaking into a nura's mansion and just start living there like nothing is amiss

>>96328 >sympathique The word you're looking for is likeable/agreeable/amiable. It is very strange that english has the word sympathy, but not the descriptor of someone who shows sympathy.

>>96332 sympathetic?

>>96333 Ah, nevermind.

>ANATA-SAMA >AISHTERU >UNMEI DA >ZUTTO Anon I think the hebi likes you

>>96335 she's just being polite i bet

>>96335 HEBI KIREI MOTTO PANCAKEU, ONEGAI

>>96335 and a chin chong nip nong to you too young lady

Support local snakes instead of snakes abroad

>>96339 My local snakes don't have that scale pattern.

>>96340 I THINK the snake knows just a LITTLE BIT more about scale patterns than you do pal

>>96332 Thanks for the help. My bad, I didn't double check my post, sorry

>>96339 I do prefer the Normal Lamia but I am entirely unlocal to the desert. there's a few very cool looking local snakes though like the blue racer

>Habitat:Desert, mountains, and caves Habitat:Desert, mountains, and caves >Monsters that have the upper half of a beautiful human woman and the lower half of a long snake. Lamia may live in villages where their own kind gather, or slip into human villages, but basically most of them act independently. Habitat: Human villages, lamia villages >They are highly intelligent, with a snake-like cunning and persistence, and it's said that they always obtain whatever human men they have their eyes on. Habitat: The smart cities, universities, libraries >They lurk in the shadows Habitat: The shadows

>>96344 Habitat: My bed.

>>96321 >do it, you won't >anon takes a step forward >pussy no balls, anon retorts to the salamander >she takes a step forward >you're going to back down, she asserts >you know i never pull out >anon tears off his t-shirt to show the tuxedo underneath >the sally rips off her bikini armor, revealing her wedding dress. she takes a moment to retrieve a wad of cloth from between her breasts and unfurls the veil unusual courtship ritual witnessed on the steps of an eros church between anon and his salamander rival

going to a lamia village, throwing one of them over my shoulder, and dragging her home

>>96347 Lol, snakes are so LONG that her tail will still be in the village when you get home.

>>96347 The average lamia likely weighs over a ton.

>>96348 that's fine. they can watch the tip of her tail writhe and squirm and pontificate what's occurring >>96349 yeah well I don't care

>>96326 >tell dragon you want ride her >"W-WHAT? You uncouth human, how dare... Oh, you were talking about flying on my back when I'm transformed. Right."

>>96339 I would never call a snake a broad! Well, unless she's into it, I guess. Or maybe it could be some kind of species descriptor... >>96349 She'll be glad to help him out, I'm sure. >"Princess carry" snek >Most of her body is on the ground, willfully slithering behind you >Both of you love the gesture anyway Bit harder with wurms, but you can always hit the gym.

>>96349 what weighs more, a ton of lamia or a ton of fairies?

>>96353 in practice, the lamia weigh more because fairies have wings

>>96354 a truckload of fairies, all flying inside the truck goes over a bridge. does the bridge feel the weight of a truck or the weight of a truck + a truckload of fairies?

>>95852 Yeti fur shed when traveling to a summer resort would be biblical

>>96339 Good noodles are good noodles regardless where they are from.

they call me the snake charmer not because I'm good with lamias or capable of playing the flute, though other reasons

>>96360 >He makes really good cheese bread

>>96353 What weights more, a ton of Lamia or the regret after impregnating an Alp?

>>96362 >regret after impregnating an Alp For not doing it sooner?

Please do not the cat

>>96364 you can't stop me

>>96364 i will do nothing, but the cat gets to do as she pleases.

Remember: your chances of encountering a dragon are always low, but never zero. Unless you're in Dragonia, in which case your chances of encountering one are rather high and you should enjoy the experience.