i can improve every movie by MGE-Iifying the plot

>>100130 >John Connor sends an Automaton back in time to prevent his younger self from getting /ss/'d by a horny Metal Slime

>>100130 allright then easy mode-tarzan medium- hunch back of notre dame hard- judge dredd (stallone) ex passion of the christ

>>100130 I unironically want Event Horizon as prequel to portals. Especially the rumored lost extreme footage.

>>100129 And the one wurm who keeps swapping sides because she's so eager.

>>100133 >extreme footage That was a 90s movie, so I am automatically assuming you mean Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill straight up BMX biking, skateboarding, and doing tricks up and down the length of the derelict ship. >Pyrow director assumes this as well >She vows to recreate the movie as it was always truly intended to be seen

>>100132 >tarzan forest plant girls take Clayton' before he hangs himself, the female gorrilas are all monster girls that rape clayton's men,jane becomes a kakuen or some shit (or a ocolomeh given the tv series) >hunchback quasi gets gargoyle girls and phebous gets esmarelda as an aspara >dredd mind reader monstergirls stop the entire plot at the court scene >passion of the christ jesus is saved by either angels or dark priests

>>100137 >passion of the christ Eh, leave the story as-is but recast Jesus as a lim.

>>100130 >they called her Machete

Whenever i see ocelomeh's jagutard I think about running and sliding between her legs and grabbing the medallion

>>100139 Cute mace, Extremely cute wielder, would hire as a bodyguard

>>100142 Would you have her call you Al?

>>100143 I would prefer "Senior" but it's bit too much

>>100144 Senpai it is, then!

As a proud westerner me and my wyvern do not have these 'kouhai' and 'senpai' relationships you speak of.

>>100146 >first you ride wyvern >then wyvern rides you >gender equality, bro!

>>100148 Dragonia keeping up with those DEI directives I see

>>100149 god damn LIBERALS!

>>100149 >Dragon Extensive Impregnation initiatives

>>100150 Worse, globealists

>>100152 Oh the globodrago!

i am once again enamored with the thought of assisting pawed mamo with basic tasks that their big, meaty paws get in the way of. i wish for nothing more than to have my vidya interrupted by my nubis wife timidly asking for my help with whatever menial task that she has difficulty preforming.

>>100155 >hellhound tries to type a love message >her big paws get all over several small touch areas at once, despite her enabling enlarged keyboard buttons in Special Features >"IO lkiop;vdf" >"OIP lokop.;lojiovfgd" >and don't start on the heart emoji, which is conveniently located next to the frown and a pile of shit >she says "fuck it" and decided to do it the old-fashioned way >passionate aggressive sex with her in dominant position

>>100151 >boss threatening me with "punishment" on my first day of work Bitch is about to get a crash course on European labor protection laws

>>100152 >Dragon with heartpupils Oh my god mere'd dragons are terrifying

I don't like mere dragons. I like dragons because they're strong and can't be reduced by anything. Getting gang fucked by Dragonian tour guides is why I've signed up for this in the first place.

>>100160 You do you. I prefer mere dragon, especially in maid outfits.

>>100157 >She has to compensate you by helping at home win-win

>>100166 That's because you got reversed mating press Just get on top, become smug Then lose top Then get on top, become smug Then lose top Then... You get the idea, infinite smug cycle

>>100166 Good. I want a smug dragon. I would smug about marrying her, and I’d be overjoyed she is smug about marrying me.

>>100168 Is there anything better than a smug monster girl? I don't think so.

>>100171 One who is also holding a tray with two plates of breakfast food so we can have breakfast together in bed.

>>100148 I believe in equality, yes. I would like to be ridden by the wyvern sometimes, it is true.

>>100173 Ok, yeah, that is better.

>>100171 smug and pregnant

To pass the jabberwock's checkpoint without VILE things happening to you, you must answer her questions >Morally and ethically speaking, should you eat the cherry on the Belgian bun first or last? >Jam first then cream or cream then jam on scones? >Should raisins?

>>100177 Cherry first. Jam then cream. No.

>>100179 I’m not a sock, but the right answers are >cherry LAST >Jam First >Raisins YES

>>100177 Cherry first, as an appetizer Cream first Yes

>>100171 TWO smug monster girls

>>100156 My head is a keyboard for hellhound paws, and every key is a heart emoji.

>>100180 >>100181 >>100179 She's arguing with her tails over the correct answer. I would sneak past her while she's distracted.

>>100182 I thought about this, but I worry that two smug monster girls would see each other smugging and try to mog each other. Sounds stressful.

>>100177 Cherry last, as a treat. Cream then jam. Cornwall was a mistake that must be corrected. Raisins but not in cookies.

>>100184 >"Just because you're the center head doesn't mean you're in charge." >"Well I've got six limbs and you've got none so I think that does mean I'm in charge." >Tentacle 1 wraps around her body and immobilizes her >"How many have you got now? Hm?" >Tentacle 2 looks away >"You two are so embarrassing, I- Hey! HEY! He's getting away!"

There is nothing wrong or suspicious about a boy visiting the local sorceress. She is very friendly and doting. She gives out free gingerbread cookies. She also likes bathing with him. Nothing weird about that. She even has a "contract" written out for him. Some people claim she is gonna steal his soul or enslave him or something but it is clearly just a job contract. How very convenient! All he has to do is clean, do some errands and give her massages, perfectly normal. She pays well and even provides housing though she insists on using the same bed. She is just totally normal, totally pure human, extraordinarily pretty mysterious mage who is very doting towards a boy she likes. Nothing suspicious or ulterior going on there. Just a healthy relationship.

>>100188 <LEFT HEAD: Oh quick get the rope out I want to tie him up! >RIGHT HEAD: Oh tie yourself up MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favour! <LEFT HEAD: What? >RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time. MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky, you're not next to her. <LEFT HEAD: What do you mean? MIDDLE HEAD: You snore. <LEFT HEAD: Oh I don't -- anyway you're terrible with boys MIDDLE HEAD: Well, it's only because you keep biting their ankles >RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea. <LEFT HEAD: All right all right all right we'll rape him first and then have tea and biscuits. MIDDLE HEAD: Yes. >RIGHT HEAD: Oh, but not biscuits with raisins in. <LEFT HEAD: All right all right not raisins, but lets rape him anyway. ALL HEADS: Right! <LEFT HEAD: He buggered off. >RIGHT HEAD: So he has, he's scarpered.

>>100190 >>100188 The real question is, which tentacle head gives the best vacuum blowjob and which tentacle head gives the sloppiest, lipstick smear marking kisses? This will decide which takes which position for the first round of sex. Also the regular wock head is there too I guess.