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>>99155 Kiki 2 is clearly the most scandalous. I sentence her to watching while Kiki 1 receives a good girl reward plapping featuring as many of the things from her diary as I can remember in the heat of the moment. Breakfast is adjourned.
>>99155 I prefer kiki 1
>>99158 Old money
What about Kiki 3?
>>99162 kiki 3 is actually doing work
I won't believe love is real until I am wrestled and manhandled by it. Instead of stabbing or shooting me any Cupid or Eros agent should put me in a rear naked choke or supplex me or thigh choke me or judo throw me to convince me of the sincerity of her love. Preferably all of the above. I want to feel the love in my bones.
>>99163 TIL that leaving upper deckers is work!
>>99164 >Alp posted >wants to get manhandled and wrestled
>>99159 >>99160 Kiki 1 needs to up her game. I suggest she finds some rope and entangles herself in a compromising position for master to find.
>>99167 A good boss would hide some under his bed for her to "discover."
>>99158 Seeing these images makes me want to say that I want Miss Creeping Coin to sit on my face, but i know for a fact that she would insist that she do it with me lying on top of all those coins of hers, and i know that that shit is going to be as uncomfortable as hell.
>maid makes the bed >maid unmakes the bed >maid makes the bed >maid unmakes the bed Maid cycle
>>99168 You'd risk Kiki 2 finding it instead, risky move.
>>99172 Good point. Maybe leaving the rope under Maid 1's pillow (along with her now dog-eared diary that she definitely didn't leave there) would be the better play.
>>99164 >Cupid or Eros agent should put me in a rear naked choke or supplex me or thigh choke me or judo throw me to convince me of the sincerity of her love You'll want one that knows Jiu Jitsu then. Origami can be a creative language of love, after all, and Jiu Jitsu is pretty much applying Origami to people.
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>>99173 Just don't leave a rope under your Alp maid's bed
>>99172 I'll let kiki 2 tie me and kiki 1 up in a lewd position while she goons
>>99172 Wrong I will take 2 kiki 1 or even better 1 kiki 1 and one maid kot
>>99176 A zombie alp maid wouldn't be so bad. She'd get the SHIT bullied out of her by high society if she wights though.
the maid federation cannot in good faith supply a maid that meets my requirements to be >snarky >trashy >combative >perverted
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>>99181 They are always looking to offload delinquent maids to men foolish enough to ask for one.
>>99182 she may be a failure but she's MY failure
>>99183 She's not yours until you seal the contract and mark her as your own. With a hot mana iron.
>>99158 Wap your wad on the countah.
>>99183 <"That's Mrs. Failure to you."
>>99182 This is the ideal arthropod body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>99193 >she only has 3 segments Pathetic. THIS is what the arthropod bodyplan was designed for.
Reminder Eros's top soldier isn't a mamono or a cupid but is in fact a man made a god who helps out his lonely bros to find love of their own.
>>99194 >there's an Oomukade in your house >you rarely see her, she's very shy >you can hear her go to the fridge at night though >all those click-clack sounds on the hardwood floor... Should get a rug honestly.
>>99196 Nah, i'll enjoy the "Freeloading Oomu eats your food while click-clacking around in your house and giving you kisses when she thinks you're asleep" ASMR.
Eat ocelomuff to combat jungle fever
>>99196 >>99197 >My Creepy Roommate is a Giant Centipede and She Kisses Me When She Thinks I'm Asleep But Her Scuttling Keeps Me Awake Anyway?! Volume 12 on sale soon btw
>>99198 This isn't what I signed up for. I thought they were going to sacrifice me to Quetzacoatl so she can make the sun rise tomorrow or something.
>>99200 Son, it's almost Midsummer. The sun doesn't even set, there's no need for sacrifices to make it rise. Other uses can be found for such people.
kiki 1 but she's a jinko
>>99190 I'd grab her dosh, if you know what I mean
>>99200 No you're gonna get sacrificed to ocelomeh jaguar warrior #534. in bed. and by sacrifice i mean sex.
>Send first ship over to the new world >Colonists captured >Hear nothing >Send second ship over to the new world with some soldiers >Soldiers captured >Hear nothing >Send armada over to the new world with the biggest guns and most decked out soldiers >Ambushed by ocelomeh with their new toys from the first two ships of men >Beaten at their style of battle by ocelomeh pike squares >Send armada over from the new world with the biggest guns and horniest ocelomeh >Sunset invasion >Everyone gets an ocelomeh wife
>>99199 I'll take your entire stock, or a room in a dingy building with cheap rent because it's infested with Oomus, whatever comes first.
>>99201 > The sun doesn't even set Stuff like that only happnens in the Frozen Lands up north. In the Ocelomeh land the day isn't much longer than the night.
>>99207 Luckily for you, the Sunset Invasion>>99205 reached the Frozen Lands!
>>99208 >Ocelomeh priestess dismayed by Winterstown's 24 hour nights, demands the sacrificing gets kicked into high gear to bring the sun back.
>>99209 Oh wow, wouldn't that be just aaaaaaawful?
>>99210 It's a hard job getting he sun to rise each morning, but it's rewarding work.
>Apopsicle, already pretending that wintertown is a desert, is now in cahoots with the ocelomeh priesthood
>>99212 Well technically, the arctic is a kind of desert.
>>99210 >EXTREMELY proud and sweaty Ocelomeh purring like a twostroke when the Wintertown sun finally returns again. Praise is in order.
>>99213 I know technically it's a desert. That's the whole reason she's there. But now the ocelomeh are also there. And rather than fight with these aliens, she will strike a pact to get hot cocoa, warm furs and sun blessings. In return, she will give them desert trinkets, powerful magic and a chance to admire her bottlecap collection.
>>99212 Half the year she will reign over the land in darkness, half the year they will reign over the land in sunlight. Such is the pact.
>>99215 >>99216 Oh shit, pact hivemind
>>99216 >>99215 >At stipulated, apophis must occasionally dress in traditional ocelomeh ritual garb to 'become the avatar of Quetzacoatl'. >None of the others are long enough
The Ice Queens are NOT going to be happy.
>>99218 Beats the "six cats in a blanket" dance they were doing before, to be sure.
You can defeat the ocelomeh by petting them.
>>99220 It was really funny to watch though.
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>>99181 black market unlicensed maids
>>99223 >Black market EXTREMELY rude, but I would like to see the blue market maids, please.
>>99223 I'll take your worst maid. Not bumbling but well meaning ditz. I mean feral monster not a maid should never be a maid and yet circumstances mean she is wearing a maid dress and 'this' close to raping me.
>>99223 Don't buy no maid from the gas station.
>>99225 Wild caught, organic, sustainably harvested, fresh, heritage maid
i dont need a maid, i can take care of living by myself. i do want an automaton, living doll, bogey, or even an oppai boggleboe, to hug and cuddle in bed while she does kuudere things at me.
>>99226 > I was up there at 11 o’clock last night >Try to get me some maid suck bro > She smoked that shit >Woke up, my mothafuckin’ eye was right here and my other eye right here bro > Explain Girl, I gotta go look for them girl bro > What the fuck did you suck from me bro? >Look at me bro! I’m hideous!
>>99227 Is she a plant?
>>99230 bro kikis are birds therefore maybe they should lay eggs no?
>>99227 No, in the context of monster girls I prefer farm-raised free range. Although that last bit doesn't apply to plants and fish should be wild caught. >>99194 Return to crab.
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Drinking cocktails on the beach with an exotic kot
>eventually you agree not to call pest control on the pixie that had been living in your walls, but only if she goes to maid academy and starts looking after the house
>>99231 Pssssh, my Shog is laying eggs All the time! I’m not impressed with Miss Kiki.
I think anon is the real pest. And he should be pest controlled by a pixie.
>>99237 I think maybe YOU should be the one controlled by a pixie.
I'd goon for a pixie that I called "the boss."
I would kiss the pixie's ring. Her teeny tiny little cute microscopic ring on her dainty little finger.
>>99242 >Anon attempts to kiss a pixie's ring >He misses and kisses the whole pixie because not even a ghoul's lips are that accurate >The pixie is now covered in slobber and aroused
What are the wolfgirls doing at this time of year?
>>99242 >I would kiss the pixie's ring. ngl, if you manage to rim a pixie, you'd end up on the local news
>>99247 At her size, she can just rub her bits on my tongue
>sit under tree in helhund territory >hound appears >pounces at prime man meat >flayer drops out of tree and injects 50 yotabytes of kobold genetic memory into her brain >profit
>Anon saw a young human girl he swears was Druella in disguise >Anon has Deruru pro max
>>99250 What happens if i kiss the big eyes on her horns?
>>99251 It would be extremely pleasurable.
>>99252 She's a small girl.
>>99253 Baby weresheep quadruplets
>>99254 Huh? You're supposed to say "For you".
>>99253 For (you). Man, I hope Dru gets those portals open soon. For all the bullying we do someone will be glad to love her.
>>99255 Four Ewe
>>99141 Succ-chan makes my kokoro go doki doki Kyaa
>>99258 Men that Kyaa get bullied by a gaggle of 10 succs relentlessly.
I just finished Dispatch and now I’m imagining being the dispatcher/handler for a mishmash set of chaotic and unruly monster “heroes”. Can anon send the right monsters for the right job and diffuse the constant squabbling between them? Or is he doomed to fail.
>>99259 "Ahem." "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>>99212 >>99215 Ocelomeh live in jungles, not desert, so they'd be more at home in the far north pine forests.
>>99263 >ocelomeh looks at warm cozy winter town cabin >ocelomeh looks at uninviting pine wilderness >warm cabin with heater and hot chocolate and blankets >wilderness >cabin >wilderness >cabin >wilderness They’ll encroach into the pine forest slowly. When they’ve adjusted to the cold. And gotten some thicker fur.
>>99260 You're definitely onto something here and there's all manner of interesting dynamics and hijinks that could play out. Two potential things you could do with it: 1. Dispatch Anon is married to all the team members in a harem style, which adds the extra dynamic of all the monsters on the team technically being family, as well as the relaxation period being Anon fucking the brains out of anyone on break. 2. Anon is single, but (perhaps unknown to him) he's promised to the monster girl with the single highest score on his team, which inspires them to do as good a job as possible but also inspires a lot more backstabbing and strife than otherwise.
>>99259 Way to threaten a man with a good time. >>99263 Consider the following: ocelomeh in the urban jungle.
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>>99266 i want to see viking raids on office buildings in MGC
Man, I just want to go to the fried chicken wings part of MGC and eat some top tier fried chicken wings. Then maybe hang out in a park and chill with some birbs and stuff. People watch. I bet parks in MGC would be fascinating.
>>99268 Any park is MGC is almost certainly going to be absolute bedlam. By day, you have avian mamono sitting in all the trees and catcalling any and all single men within sight, joggers of every imaginable species thundering across the paths and sidewalks, reptilian mamono basking in the sun, goblins selling delicious but stomach-churning fried foots from carts and couples fucking in and behind every last bit of shrubbery. During the night, you have all the undead mamono out on the prowl, predatory monster girls lurking in the shadows (and there are a lot of shadows) for joggers and other hapless idiots), onis and ogres staggering from the bars in search of somewhere to sleep it off and of course there's mamono fucking in all the bushes. The chicken wings are quite good, though.
>>99269 >couples fucking in and behind every last bit of shrubbery Don't forget the people fucking the shrubberies.
>>99270 Oh, yeah, the plant mamono. I completely overlooked them, of course they'd be there.
>>99269 See, that's why I'd want to people watch! That all sounds really fun to watch in between doomscrolling on my phone and finding out where Miss Grem's Deep Fried Foots come from.
>>99272 Oh, don't get me wrong, it would be a helluva lot of fun, just not the sort of fun that allows for sitting on a park bench for long periods of time without being molested; I'd be surprised if you'd be able to get through five minutes of doomscrolling without a passing succubus trying to sneak your pants off.
>>99269 If a harpy started to serenade me with birdsong while displaying her plumage, I'd buy her fries and put out.
>>99274 Yeah, fair. We're all weak to cute birbs.
>>99267 I would let the Sabbath raid my house
>>99212 Apopsicle has failed to reclaim the mint and cardamom. The Ocelomeh will fail to reclaim the cocoa.
>>99278 She wants a white Christmas, no more purple and brown
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sweet sweet hebi love
>>99280 >sweet hebi love If your hebis "love" tastes sweet, it's time to get her checked out for diabetes.
wah~ what are we going to do under the tree? JINGLE
>summer krampus
buddy had an idea to use earth magic of a gnome to replace a neighbours weed farm with other plants plant magic isnt alchemy, you cant just morph one plant into another
>>99282 >maid yeti The perfect maid to hug tight after a long day
defeat high orc, turn her whole tripe into maids
>>99285 >Hey! I made cinnamon rolls, but I kinda messed them up. Bit of a "crunchy on the outside" situation. Nice and golden-black on the top. Call it a brûlée! >But hey, you kind of married one, so I know you'll at least give it a good bite and lick the frosting off. >Hey, uh, "master". snrk. Have I been good~?
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YOU MUST DO REAL WORK IN THE OFFICE?!
All monsters are good smoochers, but this one's especially purpose built for endurance smooching.
>yeti and yip posting Good morning. I hate niggers.
>>99292 it's fun! you get to use a filing cabinet. wouldn't you rather get with a monster with a business card?
>>99295 Ms Demon talks a bunch of business jargon. I don't understand it, i just nod in agreement.
>>99296 >demon brings you to the intercorporate Hell fiduciary consortium meeting >you do not belong >the other executives look amongst themselves, or at you with a blank face >a few pursed-lip glares at your boss >their presentations kind of suck, somehow all these high powered C-suites can barely stammer their way through a slide >boss has you hand her tictacs under the table one at a time >rolls them around in her mouth >nibbles her pen and gently rests it on her plush purple lips, slipping the end just in between them >after an hour and a half everyone clacks their papers and leaves <"You didn't say anything the whole meeting, what was the point of going?" >"I said everything I needed to."
>>99294 Just imagine them white
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>Kiki goes on her holiday >Wight-sama decides she shall feed anon herself <disaster strikes
>>99302 I'm more suprised by the fact that the food is both already fully burnt AND still burning at the same time.
>>99304 A wizard did it
>>99292 ceo bunyip, how hard will the spaghetti be dropped
>>99306 Better question is WHO is going to drop their spaghetti first.
>Apopsicle and anon's other ocelomeh wives (artist interpretation)
>>99306 Very hard, the stock market will feel it
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Hi, I'm Janey Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass! How high can a 325 ton lid of a massive gastank rise in an explosion? Today we're going to find out!
The best Grems are flat with a fat ass.
>>99311 Amen brother.
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>>99311 >>99312 Polite disagreement
>>99313 This is also a good Grem. Would attempt to motorboat.
>>99314 >Anon says "motorboat" in front of a gremlin >Within a week Miss Gremlin has created the motorboat-powered motorboat and Anon can only keep the engine running while motorboating her >If he makes vroom vroom noises into her tities it give the boat a lil turbo boost! GREMS
I want to be drenched in gremlin ass sweat and engine oil after a 3 hour intense facesitting/rimming session serving as her seat while she fixed up something on her workbench.
>>99315 WHO IS STEERING
>>99317 OH SHI--!
>>99318 we go again
>>99319 Is that a baby shark?
>>99320 It's ANON's baby shark. Anon's mershark wife came to rescue. Sharks and evil scientists. Mershark daughter likes to nibble on grem. or perhaps unrelated to them and was just a curious babby shork.
>>99321 >"When you're a little bigger, Mommy is going to put a lazer on your head!"
>Anon and grem's lair on secret island >Surrounded by beautiful ocean for shork wife >Lair has shark tank/river so she can just swim in whenever she wants hubby time/hang out with grem sister wife.
>>99323 >Anon's body covered in scars from bites and explosions >Shork wife proud >Grem wife also proud, and argumentative >"HEY, HEY!!! SOME OF THE BITES ARE MINE, TOO!" >"THAT PROVES I LOVE HIM MORE!" >Shork wife rolls her eyes >Hard to be too affected by the yammering of a woman who is 1/4 your size and still hasn't given your kid the lazer headgear she promised
>>99324 Shork daughter's laser headgear is going to be built (mostly) by grem daughter. It's her first time working with lasers! Grem mom also wants to get shork daughter into tech and engineering. At the very least underwater machinery, welding and submersibles. Meanwhile grem daughter has betrayed grem mom by loving the water and swimming with shork mom. Meanwhile, anon is grilling some shork caught fish with a gremtech bbq.
>>99325 Oh, man, that ultimately sounds so chill and wholesome. >The kids like each other's moms in addition to their own. >The moms get along. >Anon gets a fish to cook and a grill to cook it on. Would be into this. Also I really like grems and shorks. SHORKS.
>>99325 >Belly full of food >Pina coladas >Relaxing on the sand >Watching the sunset >Beeg toned mershark wife under one arm >Small Grem wife in bikini under the other >Soon warm cuddlesex on the beach with slow lovebirds and nibbles
>>99326 >>99327 But you're evil, surely you will be stopped!
>>99328 Pending which monster they send to stop us, there is room for a third.
>>99329 >Anon and his 2 wives meet an order hero >They offer him a grilled fish >confused_hero_noises.mp3
>>99330 He will be crabbed.
>>99330 >>confused_hero_noises.mp3 Nothing confusing about that. Offer him a beer in return and you've got a bro to wingman for you
We can be nice to some order heroes. If they send too many then I’m getting gremlin to fire up the growthray so mershark can go kaiju kraken mode on their boats.
All Order heroes should carry a peace offering bottle in case they have to go after the bbq Anon
>>99337 Too late. Shark is big and won’t calm down until she’s had a rampage or her tummy scratched.
Can the order go bother some other profession? Always scientists. Why not go after an evil carpenter? Or a crazed plumber? or a mad hatter?
>>99339 >evil carpenter I’m so sick of this anti-Jesus propaganda! He’s not evil! He just doesn’t like money-changers at the temple or hypocrites!
>>99340 Anon was talking about the new Mamono magi arch-villain woodpecker harpy.
My 3 lions. Manticore. Chimera. And a jinko who is too shy and polite to say otherwise.
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>>99292 heavens no. don't be absurd
>>99344 IT wouldn't be so bad at the fluffy office
>>99344 These office foxes are getting too sedentary.
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vampire (dumb, she loves you)
>>99344 Foxes putting new meaning in "human resources"
>>99347 I NEED this vampire to clothing entrap me.
I helped a millipede across the street today. Maybe I will be rewarded with an Oomukade wife for this.
>>99350 centipedes > millipedes
>>99350 >millipede >Oomukade You deserve to get Beelzebub'd for that.
>>99352 Oh no, someone ate my chips, my doritos and my chili nuts And now she's grabbing deeze nuts
>>99347 Those pants give me very strange desires...
>>99354 Nothing strange about wanting to rip them off and slobber all over them juicy thighs.
Thoughts on vermin?
>>99356 Isn't that monke? Tail looks like a monke tail
>>99357 Dormice have furred tails.
>>99356 Are we strictly talking rodentia, or are we including insectoids with this? Cause there's that crazy rat with the boot on her head running for mayor of MGC, calling herself the supreme leader of all vermin, not just rodentia.
>>99359 >Cause there's that crazy rat with the boot on her head That's news to me. The elections aren't even yet. Do the ratas have any info on this, uhm, eccentric candidate?
>>99361 >Do the ratas have any info on this, uhm, eccentric candidate? Well, she's libertarian, and one of the platforms she's running on is good dental hygiene. The undead voterbase seems to dislike her for some reason, but oddly enough she has a strong following with the centaur community.
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>>99356 infinite cheese engine most of what i got is just nazrin though
>>99309 All the investors think she's some kind of idiot savant, because how else could someone so autistic make so much money?
>>99363 Nazrin's good. Perfect target for breast expansion. Imagine going around in MGC "poisoning" the water supply with lactation chemicals, watching all the mamono turn into cows and slowly lose their INT. The flatter they started out the better.
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>>99365 >watching all the mamono turn into cows and slowly lose their INT Hey!
>>99366 Haku's have a blessing that allows them to reverse that effect. Excess INT is stored in the breasts, that's why they get stupider if you milk them.
>>99322 We begin now! Someone find me a laser pointer and a cat! >>99366 It's okay, cows are usually WIS and STR builds.
>>99347 >vampire but sunlight nullifies her intelligence instead of her powers
>>99369 What if the Vamp's natural wit and intelligence is part of her mana given powers? The wiki says they are weakened to the degree of an ordinary girl, and the average person isn't particularly smart.
>>99370 Actually, the average person is smarter than 50% of the population.
Uplift the sad
>>99371 Most vamps are smarter than 90% of the population.
>>99372 Can't I'm too sad
>>99372 Just give her headpats. Headpats can cure any depression.
>>99374 perhaps she will steal your sadness and mix it with her own to create something evil.
>>99372 What is there to be sad about? It's almost Midsummer! A joyful feast!
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>>99376 Wrong, bottles are the real fix
>>99377 She ordered a couple's milkshake as it was better value but then remembered she has no anon to drink it with her.
>>99379 There is no other option, she has to pull a True Lies, go to someone's table and pretend she's a secret agent being pursued by the enemy and the boy whose table she sat at can help her by pretending to be her boyfriend, for national security reasons. It works sometimes.
>>99380 Issue is, there are no unmarried boys in the cafe.
>>99381 What about the barista?
>>99382 An arachne. No luck there either. Don't you think she would have thought of that already? That's the cause of her despair. She can't even use her succ magic to get out of that embarrasement now. And she's sure everyone is severely judging her(they aren't). Her only hope is that a cute boy somehow appears out of thin air through a portal and lands on top of her so that not even the servers can catch him before her.
>>99383 The odds of that are low, but never zero.
Yeah if you go into that cafe and sit down by yourself you are already getting eyes. if you order a couple's milkshake you will cause an... incident.
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>>99370 The average human girl in MG world is pretty strong, though. Possibly stronger than men, even.
>>99386 Heroes are far from average.
>>99386 Even as a human, Wilmarina isn't even close to average. She's literally the strongest hero in Lescatie.
>>99388 Wilmarina is just the first half-relevant pic I've found. In at least early setting, practically all known heroes (save for "you") were women. Merse, Sasha, etc.
>>99389 Anon, they're heroes. Not particularly average, are they?
>>99365 >breast expansion But have you considered rat naizuri?
>>99390 Well, if an average hero is a woman, doesn't that mean there's a tendency for women to be generally stronger than men?
>>99392 Female heroes getting more focus in the stories doesn't mean there's more of them.
no one person or god should have that much power. we must all give up our powers so that everyone is equal. the cg. the dl. her husband. the lims. everyone will have the same level of power. to this end, everyone will give their mana and levels to a trusted individual. i suggest wurm.
>>99393 Doesn't mean the opposite, either! Also, strong women are sexy. Don't spoil the fun.
>>99392 Maybe? Even if you were to say that women are indeed chosen more often as heroes, that still doesn't say anything about the intelligence of an average person.
Sex with tsundere loli Vampires and Wights Fat pale undead child ass in black lingerie
Normal human women in my MONSTER GIRL Thread, nice.
>>99396 Not too much, given that they live under a global theocracy with extremely unreasonable laws.
>>99386 Against Earth men perhaps but against average non-incubus man a normal MGE human woman is probably roughly comparable at best. Of course their potential even outside of monsterization is very high but that requires either special affinity/talent or dedicated training but getting as strong or stronger than a man is fairly accessible, or at least sex is probably not a serious limiting factor unlike in real world where physical differences are very much felt so that equalizes things.
>>99402 My headcanon prefers stronger women.
>>99403 Anon, nobody has talked about there not being stronger women in the setting. I just said the averag woman would be stupider than a vampire that's survived for hundreds of years against the order. Stop being stupid and insufferable.
hmm I think I will not go to lescatie on holiday despite their tourism boards best efforts. that will show them.
>>99405 >nobody has talked about there not being stronger women in the setting. What, you first time in public forums? One thing leads to another and then another and then... it's normal for fun discussions like this. >I just said the averag woman would be stupider than a vampire Well sure, average women are housewives. A vampire is a political/social expert. Though I don't think that can be taken away with a bit of sunlight.
>>99406 Another win for Dragonia!
>>99408 Unless they got a snapdragon plant girl in dragonia I'm not interested.
>>99406 That's okay Lescatie will just send "tourists" to you instead. Lescatie residents love travelling to nearby countries.
>>99410 >cum to Lescatie >before Lescatie cums to you
>>99409 Any monster species that stays in Dragonia for too long starts to develop dragon features. It's an effect that dragons have on the environment.
>>99412 >can fuck a dragon-plant/dragon-beastwoman hybrid instead of a regular dragon >all the perks with none of the personality drawbacks Arrivederci, Dragons!
>>99412 Dragonia has a Holstaur population, what are they like?
>get radiation poisoning >most of the rads have been cleared but you have some lingering mutations >of them there is the miracle-like ability to repel demon mana at will >also, you can now heal from eating gecko steaks and smoking weird tribal powders
>>99417 They are like dragons with large tits. Next question.
reminder that mamono mana exists for your safety, not theirs
>>99414 >personality drawbacks I think you meant charm points
Reminder that you cannot prove to mamano that you have the ability to not consent
>>99412 Can you send a dragon to Dragonia and turn her into a super dragon?
>>99417 Like a wurm with legs.
>>99410 >Lescatie sends armed troops in your country >You dust off that Remington and load it with some demonic lead bullets >put on classy tacticool gear, armour etc. >spot mamono before they get to you >before they can see you, they're brought down unconscious one by one >the *pop* *pop*s coming from your direction are too late to inform them of your location >you come up to them, grab their guns and gear >now you have assault rifles in your collection
>>99419 What flowers would Deonora like? >>99425 Busty vegan Wurm with legs sounds pretty nice.
>>99428 Marigolds because she is gold and needs to marry.
>>99426 >the Lescatian soldier reacts with lightning fast reflexes and cuts your bullet in half >Rules of Nature starts playing >She rushes at you while parrying all the bullets you try to fire at her in panic
I can't wait for grem to make the entire lescatian swordcore obsolete
>>99431 I don't know what do you mean, I've got six nice assault rifles, all with magical scopes and nice attachments.
>before you even see an enemy soldier, a fairy-sized automaton flies into you and explodes
>before you even see an enemy soldier, a fairy-sized fairy flies into you and explodes (metaphorically)
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>before you even see an enemy soldier, a fly's into you
>>99432 >rapid fire spams sword beams (canonical for picrel) at you from miles away Hehe, good luck with that.
>before you even see an enemy spider, she flies you
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Anon when he arrives into a vampire-run duchy with his dhampir wife.
>>99437 Oh yeah? I brought my attack automaton who eats swords beams.
gremlins are an op population type and must be nerfed immediately due to their snowballing.
>>99441 I don’t want a gremlin to spit my cum into my mouth.
>>99442 >anon can't stop thinking about eating cum Classic example of a future Alp
>>99442 You learn something new every day.
>>99441 That's what happens when you cum inside a Gremlin after midnight
I don’t cum in Grems I cum ON them. On their PPE and safety specs. To be safe.
>>99446 You'll never make her an assistant doing that.
>>99447 Yeah well what is a Grem gonna do? Rape me?
>>99448 >quote from man raped by a midget
>>99449 >raped by a monster half your height and weight >didn't even need gadgets >just sweat and pure sexual aggression i came
>>99431 Well, at least he didn't shoot at the FUCKING INVINCIBLE monster. Raijuden won't be a fun fight either though.
>>99451 >Raijuden What is this, a Raiju that mastered the art of coin?
Just let Grems build a fucking awesome amusement park around the church. That will surely boost order church attendance numbers.
>>99454 or a church that transforms into a giant robot
>>99455 Yeah the CG needs to get with the times, and the times are robots. Nuntomatons need to be wheeled out.
>>99394 >Anon blasphemes current CG Nothing happens >Anon blasphemes former CG He shows up, molests a cloud shaped like a woman, and then smites him with all the Thunderbirds because he’s the God of Thunder and Rock’n’Roll
>Have you come seeking a god?
>>99459 Well, I came seeking a large, fluffy spider. She could also be a god, I'm cool with that.
>>99459 good try. but those Inari sluts already tried that stunt on me on my trip to Zipangu.
Yesterday, I came across a hellhound street gang, and...
Their refined noble nature might obscure it but wights are actually powerful ambush predators. If you find yourself within wight's grabbing range (especially if it is by surprise) it is virtually impossible to escape as you can get clawed within seconds. Wight's grabbing range is also much larger than a human's. Being undead also makes them comfortable in dark environments and gives them good visibility.
>>99463 BEYOND THE UNHOLY GRAAAAAAVE
>>99463 You can automatically escape the first grab if you have a flashbang equipped, but it will make her a lot angrier in subsequent encounters.
>>99463 I wonder what methods wights would use to ambush people. Invisibility or some manner of camouflage seems like the obvious answer, since they seem to have all manner of magical trickery; I could also see them disguise themselves as being a completely ordinary non-mamono woman, and it's only after you get a little too close and notice just how pale she is that the claws come out. Do you suppose that they might also hunt in packs?
>>99463 >some other undead nobles ask their wight friend if she's coming to the grand party on the weekend >"I'm sorry ladies, I'm afraid there is something I must do" >she goes to a random dungeon and stands around in a monster closet for days
>>99466 Showing off their wealth to lure their mate.
>>99468 Maybe? I kinda feel that wights would avoid that method since it would only attract gold diggers and pickpockets, not the sort of thing that a refined lady would want to marry. Maybe they would put on a damsel in distress act to find someone more good natured, maybe?
>>99469 Say what? Aren't they the kind that attracts golddiggers, among other kinds?
>>99470 >be anon >gold digger >you literally dig gold in a mine >hear that wights wouldn't like to marry you, because they need someone "more good natured" >you never harmed a fly for fuck's sake, you always respected people around you and their private spaces >you sigh and keep digging >unaware that a gang of delinquent 'hounds are homing on your position
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>>99466 Oh, they have their ways...
>>99471 Wouldn't wurms LOVE gold diggers?
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>>99463 The worst part is that some disguise themselves as Zombies, allowing them to infiltrate your home when you take one home by accident
>>99450 Like a mighty weasel that rips the jugular out of the colossal rabbit, so to can the cracked out widget midget take out the cumbersome anon.
>>99470 No, I don't think that's one of the wight's traits. Maybe you're thinking of creeping coins?
>>99474 How do you "accidentally" take someone home?
>>99476 Wheeps, sorry. Mixed them up with vampires.
>>99469 Display of wealth from them should be less about getting attention from a man, and more about showing the man she already has in her sights that he'll have a comfortable life with her. >>99471 Those hounds should be golden retrievers.
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>>99466 When you're two months into a zombie apocalypse and you finally meet another survivor, you don't question why her outfit doesn't show any exposed skin. It's common sense really: long sleeves to prevent bites, motorbike helmet to protect the head, dust mask just in case the virus is airborne, and it must be working if she's still walking and talking after all this time. She tells you she's been scoping out a new hideout, too big for one person but easily defensible with two, and for the first time you start thinking maybe things are going to be okay. The next day you move your supplies into the new building, and the two of you spend the day after fortifying it. Once all the doors and windows are barricaded, the trap is sprung: she takes off her mask and you realize that she was one of them all along, not just a zombie but some kind of super-zombie. You try to fight back, but she shrugs off an entire rifle magazine and hits you with some kind of magic claw that knocks you down and completely immobilizes you. As you lie there paralyzed, you wonder why the hell she's getting naked instead of finishing you off.
>>99480 I hope I just get rushed down by a ghoul early on. Scrounging like that for months sounds awful.
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>>99480 I wonder how many Zombies I would be able to impregnate in 2 months
>>99482 its all artificial scarcity to force you together
In the undead apocalypse, it's important to get together with a ghoul or a wight early on. So they would protect me against some less desirable undead, e.g. vampires Alternatively, just find a jinko survivor.
Zombies and Wights don't want you to know this one neat trick: In an undead apocalypse, I will simply kill myself so I can skip straight to having a Wisp wife.
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>>99485 I'll just tame as many Zombies as I can and be called "the Zombie whisperer"
>>99487 >Anon cannot be heard over all the zombies groaning in his house
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>>99485 Have you considered plants?
>>99489 I could only a plant with the SHARPEST, most TRIANGULAR of teeth.
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>Beans on a bald head to tell the future >She saw snuggle, vaginal fucking and a daughter soon
>>99494 there goes my side business as a bean reader
>>99495 Eheh they're enough room for several charlatans in Lescatie
>>99463 Wights are one of those monsters you need at least one powerful artifact to even consider challenging. Presumably, over the course of your adventuring to acquire such a thing, you'll have learned not to be defeated by a surprise hug from a nearby oak closet seeping with deathly chill mist. If you really want to never see someone again though, you can invite them along and tell them you're just clearing out a haunted house that might have a few skeletons, a black werecat, and erotic paintings with magic eyes.
>>99497 I have condoms, I guess they are powerful enough
>>99497 >black werecat Tell me more
>>99499 She's a werecat, she's black, we don't talk about her name.
>>99424 >This is Dragon >This is Dragon 2 >And this is to go... EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOOOOND I hae no idea how that would work but it sounds cool
>>99500 Can she wards off eldritch horror? Is she single?
>>99502 A Dragon needs only two Human Balls to have her wish come true.
>>99499 She's hungry. She looks 20 years older than she is and needs a bath and a wardrobe update. She speaks in riddles that you have a reasonable chance of deciphering if you read the books in the mansion, but will growl and leap away whether you get them right or wrong. She doesn't like you very much, and has a mighty hiss. Her teeth gleam in the moonlight. Be good to her and following her krinkled tail might help you leave these halls alive.
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It's Friday! do your best at work today anon and your auntster will be there waiting for you when you're back so she can skillfully drain all that accumulated stress of the week, also for a delicious homemade meal and to help you relax and any way you want, any way you want
>>99505 I see, gentle and slow, cook and offer food, a warm bath will come later, read, don't leave the house
>>99506 >10ft Auntster waiting for me Man I wish
>>99506 It would be perfect if she wasn't my aunt. Here, I said it.
>>99509 This is easily solvable by making her your spouse. Well, maybe not too easy, you know she wants it to be special and romantic.
>>99510 Not a big fan of same blood relationships
>>99511 >anon is not that kimd of team player
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Damn, it's friday already.
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>>99514 Good, we can rest soon
kikis are evil support dragpn maids
>>99516 No rest for the wicked.
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the correct term would be tailjob, right? also would a wurm have this logic?
>>99518 Well, the logic is completely flawed, obviously. Anatomically, her lower half is a complete snake except the head. Not only that, but the pussy is in the correct place for a human. She'd have the resemblance of an argument if it was her snussy, but it's just the regular one. It would still be wrong, of course, as that one would still be located at the abdomen and not the tail.
>>99519 >sex a taur girl >she mocks you and calls you a zoophile
>>99520 Drink a doppel potion and shove a second dick up her mouth. Problem solved.
>>99519 no, anything past the vagina is tail, lamia are technically not snakes, because snakes are 90% body and 10% tail; theyre legless lizards, which is 50% body and 50% tail
>>99522 >no, anything past the vagina is tail >theyre legless lizards That's the stupidest thing i've heard.
>>99523 well thats the truth, torso ends where the cloaca is, and for snakes its at the end of their total length which means they have extremely short tails, unlike legless lizards
featherless bipeds hours
>>99524 Anon, lamias are taurs. They are joined in at the shoulders. They have a human pussy and then a cloaca. I just said that. I know the difference between a legless lizard and a snake, and lamia are "snake women", not "legless lizard women".
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Chordata are too specialized for me. I prefer the ever adaptable form of the protozoa.
>>99526 they arent, they dont have two vaginas
>>99516 Find me a true malef maid from the babayaga academy and I will
It's hard to see a handsome man like you struggle with sobriety. You could be so much more. Like naked.
>>99528 Cope. And they can get double pregnant too.
>>99530 Maybe I should become a goatherder
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>>99530 >You could be so much more. All fun and games until you hear an abyssal girl say that
>>99518 woudnt it be belly-job given the way snakes move?
I'll let the queen of hearts have this one. Jabbers are cute.
>>99489 i have but i like living inside a house with a bed
>>99536 Get a houseplant. Claustros love an internet connection.
>>99530 She looks like an expert in mixology. Would.
>>99530 Her pelvic curtain isn't even covering her pelvis. Fucking pervert.
>>99537 i don't think there's a pot big enough to hold her now if i had some sorta inner courtyard type thing maybe but then she'd be out there while i'd be in here and that's not right also that takes money i ain't fuckin got
They ask me, why do you cook at home? Why doesn't your wife cook? I just keep quiet
>>99544 Just grow a bonsai then.
>>99533 Being a Coat Chad is better since I can at least hold my wife in my arms in a somewhat normal way unlike other chaos incubi.
>>99544 Man-eaters are also able to move around with their vines, and even use anthropomorphosis magic to walk around. There are also gremtech mobile plant pots that function like wheel chairs. Obviously plants are happiest where they have fertile soil, water, sunlight etc. but she's not a permanent fixture.
>>99506 Urge to Butt Bongo... RISING!
>>99552 >plant food That's a vampire thing. Those fuckers are so obsessed with hiding roast chickens, beef ribs, pot roasts, just any kind of "meal for 4" type things lying around their castles, usually behind false walls. Like, why? Why do they do this? Who do they think is coming to eat this food? Why is it replaced often enough to be food safe whenever encountered? WHY?
>>99554 How does dhampir maintain such a figure when she eats all of that
>>99555 Dhamps love cardio
>>99555 Food is turned into mana, and mana gets turned into (whatever gets you hard).
>>99441 i thought it was the yetis that snowball
>>99558 yetis have large paws and so they can throw heavier snowballs. really you are quite doomed.
>>99463 bro just tech her throw or jump to dodge the command grab yeah its a 50/50 unless you have impossibly fast reaction time, but still better than losing a quarter or half of your HP bar for free.
>>99560 that hitbox though
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Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade
>>99562 Least edgy cursed sword
>>99562 >A dark elf with a cursed sword Oh No.
>>99562 Team up with the host to dom the sword.
Plantgirls FEAR the cursed secateurs
>>99562 But in the end it has to be this way?
>>99554 Those are healing items for Anon the adventurer, when he gets too tired of fighting zombies and other servants of the castle.
Why even bother going on adventures to dragonia or undead lands or desert kingdoms or wonderland or whatever. Just go to straight to the makai. It’s right there. At your fingertips. Go big or go home.
>>99571 >Why even bother going on adventures to dragonia or undead lands or desert kingdoms or wonderland Because it's fun?.
>>99571 I think Makai SUCKS
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>>99506 I don't work most Fridays, auntie still mocks me for being a filthy employim. Maybe if I was a NEET chad I could keep her appetites sated.
>>99572 The makai is fun. You should go there and have fun. >>99573 It doesn’t suck, but you can SUCK on succ makai candy at one of the many succ ran candy stores you can find in the makai which you should go to.
Live your myth in the makai. It’s not just for high level heroes! Why not stroll down the historic Main Street, check out its many museums or enjoy a refreshing beverage at one of its many cafes. Who knows? You might bump into someone famous and single. Be sure to check out the DL castle with free audio guide.
>>99578 >enter the Demon Lord's castle >see a strange floating orb >touch it <Hi, this is Gabe Newell. Welcome to your guided tour through the Demon Lord's castle
SUCCS SUCK!
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How come you aren't working on your art/story today?
>>99581 But i was?
>>99582 Then why did you feel guilty enough to answer her? Do you also turn around when someone shouts "HEY WURMBRAIN"
>>99583 >you also turn around when someone shouts "HEY WURMBRAIN" Yeah? If someone calls someone loudl, i'll turn around to see what's happening. She just said it so assertively i jist reflexively wanted to let Ms Fairy know i'm not lazy and that she can indeed be proud of my diligence.
>>99545 >They ask me, why do you cook at home? Brosnan.mobi. Cooking for/with the wife sounds fun, and sometimes you just want food the way you're used to it being made. If the missus gets off on that too it's a bonus.
>>99513 Mom, if you keep doing this we will never be able to have a proper conversation
Wurmstve
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>>99580 >"you are a hundred years too early to make your mother submit" >"now let me show you how it's done"
>>99586 Sorry honey, but she has boobies, therefore your argument is invalid.
I'm going to fucked a succ my age
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>>99568 Don't be ashamed, it's only nature running its course.
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You literally can't leave a succ for a sec without her doing something perverted. You sit down on a bench in a store turn away for a few seconds and when you turn back suddenly she is splayed out half-undressed and probably fingering herself while making suggestive expressions or taunting you.
Imagine a balrog elementary schooler in a micro bikini, and putting sunscreen on her slender back and thick ass and thighs. Gyarus are at their strongest in summer
>>99594 They need to be dressed in anti-lewd clothing, like (properly fitting) overalls with locks on the straps.
Gandharva and Apsara gyaru wombo combo.
>>99559 Yeti with a giant apopcicle snowball
>>99598 She's reinforcement in the snow boulder's structure. Like a reptillian rebar.
>>99594 Having a Succubus mom must be incredibly embarrassing, even going together for groceries probably is packed with this behavior
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The Hinezumi was not impressed by your Bruce Lee impression.
Don’t double down on your mistakes. It attracts smug succs.
>>99601 Then what does she think about my Elmer Fudd impression? I've got to let her know somehow that I've only seen english dubbed Bruce Lee films.
>>99597 I want to sniff that birb, but also >Harpy hands I guess gandharva would be good enough at magic to work that out.
Horrible work day, manticore drinking buddy is really needed
>>99601 Hopefully I can turn the encounter around with my Chuck Norris (RIP) impersonation.
>>99601 Wait until she hears my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
>>99581 I don't have a good enough idea to turn into a story. I really liked the "Sunset Invasion Ocelomeh team up with Apopsicle" idea, but I'm too lazy and unambitious to write something big and epic like that.
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>>99588 The daily routine before school
>>99609 More like before work, I'm almost 40
>>99601 She might like my David Lynch impression, but she might get upset at being compared to a Mexican chi-wow-wow
>>99611 >local anon is kidnapped by a Ryu because his David Lynch impression is so good she wants him to become her "weatherman"
dragons are not special they dont know how to be humble
Wocks are very special. be nice to them. they are good girls really. give them tea and cake.
>ryus like tea >wocks like tea what happens if you offer tea to a wyvern, malef, wurm or vanilladragon?
>>99613 But they do know how to sit down. Especially >>99614's wock, who is very gifted at sitting after all that tea and cake.
>>99613 Wurm doesn't know how to be humble, but she doesn't know how to be arrogant either. Honestly there isn't much she does know.
>>99617 All I know is that I don't know All I know is that I don't know nothing
>>99616 Considering how much I want to be beneath a monster's derriere, a wock who is good at sitting sounds good to me.
>>99618 Philosowurm is very Socratic in her methods, she keeps asking you questions until your worldview collapses under their weight
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I pray for the abundance of monster rear
>>99621 >fat ass must be a variety of wock
Wonderlanders can’t leave wonderland. A curse? Because of the queen? No, it’s because they all have huge fucking rears and can’t squeeze it back up the rabbit hole.
A man once attempted to combine Tentacles with Abyssal DNA and magic and that is how MGE version of Mystery Flesh Pit was born, because the man decided to do it in the middle of a tentacle forest rather than on an individual Tentacle.
>>99581 Brain is mush. >>99604 Looks like the anthropomorphosis spell for both of them, easy for one good with magic.
>>99625 >danukis uncover an ancient sandworm that's so big and has been sleeping for so long that they don't even realize it is a sandworm >turn it into a theme park, because what else are they supposed to do with it?
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>>99624 Dormice could, but they don't want to walk that far, so you'll have to carry her home.
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>>99624 Blame the Mad Hatters and all the endless tea parties they like to throw; all of those sugary pastries were going to have an effect, sooner or later. Not that they should stop, mind you.
>>99629 <"I say, I simply must stop partaking in these delightful tea cakes, they go straight to my thighs." >"Nonsense, dear, they seem to be making a pitstop at your chest first." <"Quite so. Milk for your tea?" >"That would be lovely." [Bri'ish laughter]
>>99629 I don't understand. Why would a mushroom need a large ass?
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>>99629 Wonderlanders are the most skilled monsters in anal sex
>>99633 No its cheshires
>>99634 Perhaps I could judge this if a hatter and Cheshire simultaneously pressed their asses into my head. For science.
>Leaving? Why would you do that. >You are so silly, you live here now. >You don't need to go anywhere, EVER.
>>99637 This can easily be solved by riding your Shirohebi like a skateboard everywhere you go.
Blebi the hebi
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>>99634 Chesh are wonderlanders you dork
>>99641 Steamy musky chesh hole.
>Anon's bearded dragon thinks that Anon's dragon girl is invading his territory, or possibly that she wants to eat him >either way, the little guy is desperately trying to scare her away
>>99597 where these from, ive seen a few and forgot to ask the last thread
>>99643 She knows. The lizard connection is made. Give it a week she’ll be feeding the little guy plants and insects.
>>99643 Monsters bonding with their nearest pet equivalent could be kinda cute. Especially for felines and canines.
>Anon, after seeing how well you treat this bearded dragon, I have decided the new pecking order <Finally, you see me as an equal >What? No. It now goes me, bearded dragon, you.
>>99641 No don’t say that about her she is a good girl
>>99543 wow you're right, all it does is highlight the thigh gap and the width of her hips by hanging so low on them, and profess her belief in the pointlessness of the original role of clothing i hope this trend doesn't catch on!
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Romance
>>99654 Imagine being a perma virgin special snowflake like a Lilim and seeing a fucking common mouse get a husband while you're stuck fingering yourself
my first kiss will be with a cheshire's asshole
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>>99633 I would dare to say that reptile monsters are way more skilled in that area
>>99657 Even snakes?
>>99658 You can fuck the vagina and anus at the same time. You tell me.
>>99657 You would dare to be wrong.
>>99659 That's lame and gay, anime snake women should have asses
>Anon thought his yellow shirt would fool the Minotaur >Until he realised she had tritanomaly
Oh you don't want to wake up kidnapped from your hotel room locked up in a hebi's bedroom? Well, maybe you should have thought of that before flirting so blatantly you playboy. You made DIRECT eye contact with her while visiting the local shrine for more than 1 second, that is basically just short of a marriage proposal.
>>99663 >bedroom please, it's a love nest. where the love happens lovingly.
>>99662 >Horny-Opthamologist-Noises.bmp
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>>99666 wait a minute, these aren't my glasses. i'm starting to doubt this establishment's accreditation with regards to eyecare
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She saw, I came.
>>99578 Talk to the guide and make sure to get the right lanyard before entering. The pink one is for levels 10 and under, and it means "Please no seducing spells, it will oneshot me!" Please be aware that the pink lanyard does not preclude the incidence of eye contact, chatting, gifts, skin contact, playful cheek kissing, formal cheek kissing, and threats of love.
>>99671 What's the lanyard for "I would like to be ambushed by an Ushi Oni?"
>>99672 the one made from ushi silk
>You step out of the portal >And into the Manfinder Station in downtown MGC >It's like a train station, but for people using the portals back and forth from Earth >You are greeted by a short, slightly thicc human woman >With a leaf in her hair >So there's hippies here too >"Traveler! Traveler!" >"You cannot pass me by without a trinket!" >You avoid eye contact and try to move past her >She is uncomfortably fast for a shortstack >"Sir, I urge you to take a trinket!" >"Monster girls abound and with no trinket, any of them could claim you at any time!" >"These trinkets are guaranteed to provide almost TOTAL protection against such an event!" >She's following you as you walk >Motioning to the inner lining of her loose-fitting outer robes >Which jangle with these so-called trinkets >"The first one is free!" >"A gift to each visitor! Paid for by the MGC Chamber of Commerce!" >You stop. "Well, maybe. What are these trinkets?" >Her eyes light up, a delightful shade of green in the odd lighting in the station >She waves you over to her kiosk, where a slightly taller, thinner hippy lady with a leaf on her head stands >"Take your time, take your time!" >"But don't take too long... you never know when a Mamono could be lurking about!" >The kiosk is full of trinkets >Cheap-looking metal trinkets >Some are on chains to wear around your neck >Some are brooches >Some look more like medals or ribbons >A few are guady rings >One is a strange top hat >It could take hours to sort through everything >After a few minutes, you're getting bored and the two women are weirdly NOT. >They're still cooing and awwing at your choices >The cheap silver ring a bright blue gemstone on it >The gold coin with a smiling woman on the front and her butt on the back >The writhing, undulating circle of vines with tiny red flowers, still alive somehow despite being under quite a pile of stuff >A pin in the shape of a big fucking sword >A cheap cinnamon roll made out of what looks like plastic on a crappy gold chain >Finally, you snap, and grab the next thing that comes to hand >An ominous-looking ring made of really, really blackened silver with a crude spider shape atop it in lieu of a gem. "I'll take this one." >"Bold!" <"So bold!" >They're really leaning into this >"A great choice, sir! May she serve thee well!" >"Now, scoot!" >She hustles you off in search of her next tourist. >You fondle the ring in your hand, absently twisting around to put on. >It's oddly-sized so it fits best on your pointer finger. >Weird start to your day. >Somewhere, deep underground, a foul little thing stirs >Clad only in dirt, grime, and sweat, she awakens to a strange new feeling >Somewhere, there is a man >And she must track him down >And tell him how ANNOYING he is for waking her up >The Atlach-Nacha begins her ascent to the surface >Muttering all the way about "inconsiderate men" and "really giving him a piece of her mind" when she meets him
>>99675 They didn't even do it for money. Just for the love of duping someone. Just for the love of entangling people with dark powers beyond their comprehension.
>>99671 I don't need a lanyard, I'll just ask to be directed to the nearest fox hangout, the gayewoman was going to send me there no matter what I asked for anyway. I know her schemes and I eagerly walk into them.
>>99675 >ask "what are these trinkets" >they never answer i am not buying from their store ever. the 'nuki can hide behind "other language me no understando" all she wants but until she gets an enchanted ring of translation and starts answering questions she will not get my money
>>99667 ironic the moment you cannot see the world around you is the moment you see the truth (the truth is monster tits in your face)
>>99675 Horrible,'nuki are the worst
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>>99667 Lucoa is my ideal auntster
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Happy caturday are gone, it's always sad or angry now
>It was my basking rock. >Now it's my fucking rock. >Wanna guess what spurred the change? >You were there.
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>>99682 My cat auntster always makes happy and enjoyable caturdays for me
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perhaps we should give saturday to the demons instead
>>99683 That would sound sweet coming from an ogre.
>>99682 Anon, you need a cat scan, quick!
>>99684 Take her to the gym
>>99687 >giant magical radar dish made out of realm tinfoil that dings whenever it's pointed at a cat (range: infinite)
>>99685 How about Sindays? Then we can include other hellspawn and the particularly debauched.
>>99684 Fat cat, bad health
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>>99687 Just give me painkillers and kot
>>99670 >"ARE YOU READY TO CUM FOR MEEEE?" >chainsaw revving noises
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>>99684 I like my aunties fat, but not that much and in the right places
I support big soft jolly mamono who have successfully and overwhelmingly overcome food scarcity or disorders.
>>99670 >lollipop chainsaw
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>>99698 Same
Random haku taku idea that popped in my mind >Be me >**4 year old Haku Taku >Still single >fml, anyways >after attending the new lescaite college’s school of theoretical mana manipulation, I found myself without a job >It seems they’ll pay a holstaur the big bucks to act as a mana battery while real magic users (even if single) go unhired. >Instead of throwing myself into teaching to continue the pyramidal cycle of degree educations, I decided to find myself in the esoteric >six months mopping galley floors and countless nights of sea sickness later and I am in Zipangu >I was determined the esoteric art of virginal mana manipulation, Zipangu being the land of crow tengu who knew such arts >Found myself a mountain top and met the resident crow tengu, seems that she was also a practitioner of virginal arts >I became her student, and I lived with her for many years. >We grew in understanding in how to use our bottled up and unmixed mana, we survived long fasts and mediated under several waterfalls. >Finally, the day came in which we would reach godhood by channeling our virgin mana to ascend >My master was going first, starting to levitate, until she stopped. Her eyes opening and a blush descending onto her face >A young hiker seemed to have lost himself and his surroundings as his body collapsed from dehydration, right next to her >At the slight graze of his unconscious finger, she lost herself and took him in physically and into her mana >Looked at me after the deed was done and told me to scram >Now I’m here, waiting for hel to take me, while grading mana 101 papers >It’s just my first day, I can’t imagine the slow torturous grind this will be >Fifth period just ended. >Might be callous of me but the sight of the uncaring succubi with their boyfriends really pissed me off >They weren’t even focused! >already a tiring day >Maybe if I die a virgin I’ll be reincarnated to a lilith “u-uhm, Miss Hoshi-!” >Who is this? A cute respectful student male??? Ueeehhhhh!! <”Yes bab-I MEAN, yes e-eehh…?” “My name is Harold…” >how can one human be so cute...and hot...is this true love? <”Oh, yes, Harold~. What is your question?” >I want his * on my * until it * with *, ** my and ing *ed. *! ** until ** falls out. “I-I was w-wondering if you had any extra work…Not that I need it for my grade, bb-but I think mana magic is kinda cool! I want to be a mana scientist!” >My little academic soon to be husband/scientist, don’t be so nervous! I’ll teach everything, EVERYTHING, hnngggggggg I think my eggs just dropped... <”O-oh, well I might have some...but…” >I need him. <”If you come back after school ends...I’ll have some work for you then…” “O-oh! Thank you Miss Hoshi!!” >I’m sorry, but it seems your first bit of EC will be a physical~ test~
>>99698 >>99700 >hambeasts no, belly should only be allowed to get big when it's full of (your) babby
>>99675 I heard from a trustworthy source that the paw print shaped pin is of no significance and you can safely wear it around the city.
>>99675 Cabin in the Woods type scenario
>>99703 >paw print shaped pin do white men really?
>>99690 The Sunday already belongs to the sun.
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>>99701 >lescaite Uh, oh. Typo detected.
>>99707 You missed "mediated".
>>99701 >haku takes on an apprentice to pass down her embarrassing knowledge of virgin mana magics >her daughter >she will not be so careless as her mentor, she still stands for HISTORY and KNOWLEDGE >"Uh, mom, I guess now's the time to tell you... I have a boyfriend." >haku keeps it cool >keeps it cool >explodes before her husband >every bedroom act is high school roleplay until she's "made up for lost time" >this takes about a year
>>99675 This is why I don't ever put on unappraised artifacts. >atlach-nacha And always carry my flamethrower around.
>>99712 My dad works for KC and he says every autist talking about shooting or burning mamono he doesn't like instead of just ignoring posts about them will get doxed and handed over to the abyssal extremists once portals open
>>99713 thanks for the tip <I WILL PERSONALLY PURCHASE A FIREARM AND DISCHARGE IT AT THE FIRST MAMONO I SEE, MAYBE MORE THAN ONCE now when do i get a shoggoth that'll keep me in a house in a parallel universe away from the monstergirls she thinks i want to harm?
>>99686 Basking in the sun with a naked ogre sounds amazing if you ask me.
>>99702 >when you try to convince your wyvern to stop training while she's pregnant but she's having none of it
>>99717 >wife uses her belly like a wrecking ball and then pins you down This is unfair...
>>99717 Pretty sure this is one of them Pacific Rim girls.
>>99719 Preg sally wife is so heavy that sparring with her feels as if you were fighting a kaiju
>>99720 >you are overencumbured and cannot run Oh noes
>>99719 potato potato dragato kaijuato same difference
>>99721 >POV
kaiju wife titty bed
>>99723 Squishable squid
>>99723 Should have posted the x-ray version.
>>99676 >Just for the love It's the only reason mamono do anything! <3 >dark powers Eh, with how little sunlight Nacho-chan gets, she's pale, not dark
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>>99724 >being trapped in the clutches of a monster strong enough to destroy an entire city a terrifying fate
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The silliness of mge wives need to normalised!
>>99726 A big round shiny pregnant belly is so aesthetic on its own that I don't like it when it's ruined with x-ray shots
>>99731 I don't speak sign language, her message is a mystery to me
Thread died of ligma
>>99735 Who's thread?
>>99736 Miss 'Rachne's.
Wyvern, upon seeing how ryus and malefs have species specific servants, demands anon get her some minions.
>>99733 She know tik tok dances so she has been looking at OTHER WOMEN. She wants you to scream at her about it for 45 minutes straight then begin crying uncontrollably while trying to cut yourself.
>>99739 I don't care if she looks at other women but I'm going to bonk her on the head for watching tik tok.
>>99735 Oh no anons being busy touching alraune's grass
>>99742 That's a good idea, actually
>>99731 Something tells me she just said, "I'm gonna kill you you son of a bitch I'm gonna MURDER YOU SO HARD not even the crow tengu will be able to find you"
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>>99742 am i doing it right?
>>99747 Pelvic curtains and sexy evening dresses that hang on the body barely covering it fit the best on bottom heavy lolis.
>>99750 NO. LATEX BODYSUITS.
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How do we improve the quality of internet discourse?
>>99752 Post Cheshire boobies.
>>99751 If it's a bodysuit it needs to be something a Kunoichi would wear. A fat-assed loli covered in fishnets or something.
>>99752 Restrict human internet access
>>99755 Post Manticore Boobies
molestation
>>99757 Fuckin' bullshit that Anony gets 2 Cheshires.
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>>99757 oh no how terrible
>>99760 even nooodly armed NEETpedes and CUTEpedes can restrain you if you let them leglock x10 you
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>>99752 >>99755 Cut all the undersea cables, force users to realize the wretchedness of their own countrymen. I know some shark-girls that could chomp the cables for cheap.
>>99761 that and the paralytic venom i guess
>>99763 Wouldn't want to get paralysed around a freakyy oomukade. She paralysed me and then she pede all over me.
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>>99764 >she pede all over me hot
>>99762 Tell a few kraken that cute boys will come touch seagrass if they don't have their "internets" and those cables will be ribbons before you can finish singing "Under the Sea." And for free!
>>99764 >>99765 you gotta be 'pedeing me...
Gee Anon, how come the demon lord lets you have TWO lilims?
>>99768 she was trying to hand out more
>>99769 Damn it, got there before I could make this joke.
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>>99768 i wanted the white one, but the other just wouldnt let go of her. guess they're bonded, like cats or some shit
>>99771 lilims get lonely without a herd
>>99769 Ultra beautiful mega powerful super aristocratic girl bosses are too intimidating for most human boys, please understand. It's lonely at the top, unless you're the demon lord whose loving husband just KEEPS FILLING HER WITH BABIES BEFORE THE LAST ONES CAN GET MARRIED. It's especially hard for the NEETs.
What would happen if a lim sat on my face, theoretically, could I survive that?
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>>99774 if you do, it means you're the chosen one.
>>99775 R-really? Chosen for what?
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>>99776 sorry Anon. but we wont know until you've ended your current character arc.
>>99773 The youngest Lilims have it easier than their older sisters, cute mskgs that are supernaturally pretty and alluring cause enough uoooh-ing to overcome the intimidation factor.
>>99777 This whisp euphemism concerns me.
>>99776 Chosen to be a lilim's cushion.
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>>99768 bro, there's so many of them around that DL sells tickets for their births
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>>99773 I'd take a lim, but she needs to cosplay as a common succ or demon. No taking over the world, or delusions of grandeur; just common perversion and corruption.
>>99784 >Take one of the most powerful monsters around >Make her pretend to be a common succ >She's happy >You're happy >The malef are confused
>take monster >make her happy >she’s happy >you’re happy
>>99784 Cover yourself, shameless wench.
>>99782 What happened to the lilimbros?
>>99788 I'll cover her. In kisses and semen.
>>99789 Dryfished and awaiting revival, but Dr. Lich's schedule is packed lately.
>>99791 Gee if only there was a monster associated with funerary rites, the dead, guide to the underworld AND was obsessed with schedules
>>99789 You mean the guys who liked the lilims or the guys who made all those OCs?
>>99792 shes having a meltdown because one of the mummies decided to tilt every ornament in the palace slightly to the left
>>99794 A quiet meltdown or a loud one?
>>99793 the former- those guys are still around the latter, theres a discord that beast and losnis are on, not sure if beasts stull writes and losenis is an artbro now that still draws his own lilim alot mari is still doing what she does best, every other lilim OC guy is capital D dead as a content creator
LILIM
>>99741 Man, what I would give to lay on their laps
>>99757 It's ok when kots do it. Everything else is a no.
>>99797 She looks like she enjoys meeting new people while the apophis looks like she finds this kind of grunt work undignified
>>99800 The lilim's box? Lightened by magic (also, she's only carrying a small one). The lilim's uniform? Cooled by magic. Meanwhile, that grape is carrying a giant box with her own strength, in the sun, and her fantasies of envenomating her perfect bitch coworker are only making her warmer, sweatier, and generally less comfortable.
If stab stab murderhobo is haram, can I at least be a stab stab rapehobo?
>>99755 Restrain manticore in my cave
>>99806 And make her watch a stone wall where the only thing she can see is shadows cast by a flame behind her.
>>99807 No, lay with her
I think we should have a trashy talk show where bigoted anons are given a chance to debate a monster of their choice and then the audience gets to decide whether she is let out of her cage to rape him.
>>99808 there is a special place with a chest fluff bed, beneath the crook her of chin you should rest your head
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>>99800 I agree that the lim sucks and the apophis is a super cool lady. That’s why I already cropped the pic! Sorry, Losenis.
>>99813 >I used to be the prime minister of a small republic in the desert region >Now I work for a company run by idiots but with bigger net revenue than the GDP of Apophinia
>>99630 >being raped in wonderbongland >shout for the police >thank god they came >wait, they are just standing there watching you get pounded into the pavement by a horny drunk wock >"HELP, I'M CUMMING" <"I don't think you are, mate"
>>99811 That's the idea but I must give back a bit with ear scratches and tail pussy time
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what happens in vegas...
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todays question: snake?
>>99817 ...Follows you home from Vegas so you can introduce it to your parents. >>99818 Snake? Snaaaaaaaaake!
A snake assassin sounds sexy
Or a snake that can turn invisible.
Vampires are often considerably friendlier with human men than their reputation suggests.
>>99818 A THREE FOOT SNAKE TAIL RAMMED INTO YOUR ASS!
>>99820 >snake assassin No, don’t assassinate my snake! I love her!
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<AAAAAH SNAAAAAKE! >No dude, that's just a branch. <Oh. AAAAAH SNAAAAAKE! >No, dude. That's the same branch.
>>99826 The most forgotten snake. Too bad, I'd take one.
>>99825 Touching. Heartwarming. Anon as anon. Snake as snek. And anon as the hunter who could not bring himself to kill the snek, for anons love for snek was too compelling. See it in theatres now. Anon the snake hunter.
>the lamia noodle shop owner has been spiking your food with her venom >it does actually make it taste better
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>>99813 >Lim sucks Yea.
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>>99823 it's good to have a friend
>>99832 >legs 165cm >whole body 200cm >200 - 165 = 35cm for the hips, waist, chest and head Freaky.
>>99833 the heels are doing a lot of work
>>99834 If she's not severely disproportionate, then it would mean she's got only about ~25-40cm length in legs. 40+35 = 75cm M I D G E T
You ever think about how much food a lamia would need?
>>99837 yeah but it's only like every 3-4 weeks
>>99837 i do. but i dont think my input would be appreciated since im a vorefag.
>>99837 Surprisingly little overall and not very often. A lamia would probably eat more than a proportionately-sized snake, but that's if she's just eating food and not getting "essence." Married lamia, if she eats daily, would probably do OMAD (breakfast, and actually a pretty normal size) so her food is fully digested and ready to give her energy for the night's activities. Also >Give your lamia wife a hearty meal >Turn on a heat lamp >The Chief God herself couldn't move her from that spot for the next several hours >She's given you permission to have your way with her while she's in that state or hibernating, but you play vidya instead >Now is not the time for rape >That comes later
>>99840 >Surprisingly little overall and not very often true for the snake half. but her girl half would still require daily calorie intake.
>>99841 thats not how any of this works
>>99842 OK, Mr. Snekologist, you tell us how it works.
>>99845 theyre reptiles so they have reptile metabolism
>>99846 Animals can adopt partial endothermy, some snakes even do it a little while looking after eggs. It's not an all or nothing thing, but it's also not like she'd have two different stomachs to fill so her halves can eat at different rates or something.
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>>99846 Yeah, but it's sexier if they're HUNGRY. I like a woman who can eat, and is terrifying when doing so.
>>99832 >it's good to have a friend A very good friend
>>99849 Vamps get ear scritches and nibbles until they turn into cute wolfs to cuddle with
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>>99832 Making more friends with your friends
I heard if you call the Hinezumi waitress a "jade-like beauty" you will get food for free.
I want to know a special spell, the kind that gives vampires massive diarrhea when they try to drink your blood.
>>99853 SHIT how come I've never thought of it before? >have to be outside late at night >some resident vampire bitch attacks you >right before biting you she recoils in fear from you and flies away >because, you've got the Blood Bonds >if someone tries to drink your blood, they'll be puking and shitting for the next 24 hours
>>99852 Yeah. A banana pie thrown in your face. FOR FREE!
The time of cats is ending. Let us rejoice in the fact we have not been slain by the Big Night Cat.
>>99852 what if I call her a ruby-like beauty? or a sapphire-like beauty? Or any other gemstone. What about other kinds of rocks and minerals? I think I should call her an asbestos-like beauty.
>>99858 Rubies and sapphires are the same thing. Call her a wurm-like beauty so she knows you consider her to be nearly as attractive as the most beautiful of all mamonononononos.
>>99852 >young man, you are courting rape
>>99860 OK, to be fair, it's a reasonable thing to want to court. If I didn't have to use my non-existent courting behaviors and skills, and could instead simply run away from a jinko or tell a loli Malef that she's too small too hold me down and rape me, well, it'd be a constant temptation.
>>99860 >"My, a beauty with the knowledge to allow her to rape the willing?" >Anon didn't know it yet, but she did, in fact, possess that knowledge. He never walked the same again.
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Friendly reminder that you've got what deer girls crave. You've got electrolytes. >>99861 >run away from a jinko That's just going to make her sad unless you catch her by her toe or (better) grab her boob or something first. It's the other cats you want to evoke that predator response in.
>>99863 Look, I said I'd be tempted, not that I know how to get a tiger lady to pounce on me. I'm not a tigerologist.
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I require your strongest kots.
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>>99731 Hebi is confident in embarrassing herself in front of Anon because she knows that the only possible outcome from all circumstances is winning him. Be like hebi.
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>>99865 Here you go, all strong purring warrior
>>99860 mge wuxia story when?
>>99881 I just noticed the cat skull tatoo, that's extremely cool
>>99707 pls don't bully i am retarded
>>99827 I recognize that reference.
im gonna piss off hakutakus with inccorect facts >2+2=5! >the death of elvis presley was a jewish psyop! >romans would bend their swords to hook shields and disam opponents! >gundam seed destiny is underatted! >spiders have 9 legs! >carbon fibre is great material agianst oceanic pressure! >black people invented inventing! >hakutakus have a correction fetish!
>>99887 That last one might be true, but there's a nuance
Imagine the heft of a giant paw gently pressing against you.
>>99887 >>2+2=5! Of course 5! = 120 >>romans would bend their swords to hook shields and disam opponents! I don't know how common this myth is cause I've only seen it in one video of a guy debunking AI slop.
>>99830 >Your udon~. If you need anything, feel free to fall for me. <What? >Call me if you need anything. >sss
>>99830 >filename Henceforth she shall be known as Bea.
>>99892 Bea constrictor.
>>99893 Puntastic.
>>99890 sounds like its based on the pilum, those would penetrate shields and because theyre made of metal, they would bend and get stuck in the shield
>>99893 make her pregnant and she'll become a bea constructor
>>99895 The video in mention addressed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXGIddjg-XQ
>>99897 This controversy sounds like something a bunch of autistic Anubi would argue about
>>99899 More like autitic Sallies, maybe Cyclopses would join too.
>>99900 >attempent to piss of haku with misinformation >end up sparking a debate between warrior brained monsters about weaponry and purposes
>>99900 lone cyclops in her mountaintop volcano forge needs visiting urgently she makes all the swords that everyone uses to have battle sex with surely some inquisitive anonymous will notice the ubiquity of her subtle trademark and get to the bottom of this!
>>99902 Oh, it's one of those sidequests that begins when you read the item description on a weapon dropped by a random enemy
what do you call a centaur who's sad about having to wear an eyepatch?
>>99904 A sorry nag?
>>99905 SIGH CLOPS
>>99904 Glue
>>99730 wurms are rarely smug, but having a man lounging in her coils makes her very, very, very satisfied with herself
>>99832 Big monsters is why every man should be proficient at high jump, grappling and equestrianism.
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https://imgbox.com/g/hUVEA9LEcm Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 24. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/fr6rrTEf Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>99910 I love when Kikis (and Shogs) wear suits.
>>99910 >Kiki in suit YES.
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>>99910 >freckled fat Pyrow tits NEED
>>99910 Kot rabbit is cute
>>99910 That kiki means business, she looking for someone with a CEO mindset
>>99911 >>99916 >Domovoi still doesn't exist KC is one lazy motherfucker.
I need a kiki in a suit to push me against the wall and orally violate me when nobody is looking, then give me a napkin to clean myself up (messy boy)
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>>99918 Enough with the Futurama references already
>>99919 accidental, but i am not lying about wanting a kiki to rape my mouth.
>>99920 I want Miss Anubis to rape my MoNth
>>99922 but also my mouth with sloppy invasive slobbery jackal tongue
>>99918 I need an automaton kiki that would have a knack for stealing things, will be powered by alcohol, and will like it when I will bite her shiny metal ass.
>>99928 Anon, you are gonna lose SO MANY TEETH.
I need a papillion archenemy who harasses me every week with weird butterfly-themed supervillain antics and she has a crown and a giant flying cocoon base.
>>99910 So that loli/jc brown girl was indeed a Pharaoh
>>99929 No, not really. She's made of nanobots, her metal ass can actually change shape and tension at will. She can be as soft as I want.
>nine tailed fox is curled up in a giant fluff ball >anon asks her why >she claims it is cold and offers him to join her >anon agrees and sticks his hand in there >anon gets caught and stuck >anon disappears in the fluff ball Many such cases. Do not stick you body into suspicious balls of fluff.
>>99933 >Sticks his hand in there To be quite honest with you sempai, i'd be sticking something else in there.
>>99933 TL; DR Fluffy-wuffy wifey-lifey!
>What's the matter compressor?
>>99933 Anon fell into The Fluffrooms...
>>99910 I'm surprised that it's a possible for a vampire to get that thick off of just blood alone.
>>99938 They say blood is thicker than water, and vampires are thiccer than that.
>And anon, the high level adventurer, decided to take a break from adventuring so he could spend time with his new oni warrior companion >They enjoyed many evenings together drinking, listening to music, copulating >He found a new happy place clumsily fondling her horns while she kissed him deep and slow >They even went on holidays together, using their combined wealth, to sample exotic foods and drinks >Some of which a drunken anon convinced an almost-as drunk oni to let him lick off her tummy, breasts, butt, pits and snatch >She would later squeeze his head between her thighs as light punishment for embarrassing behaviour >And so Anon found a second happy place, having his head squeezed between thick red oni thighs
>>99936 I must be dead and this must be hell, for nothing else can explain such horrific puns
>>99933 ngl, fisting mofu is a novel idea
>>99940 Early retirement sounds nice
>>99940 >Pros of Red Oni Red Oni >Cons of Red Oni Sometimes she breaks your silverwear, and plates, and furniture, and walls, and...
>>99944 There's a reason why Red Oni live in caves, dude; it's a whole lot harder to break your walls and your furniture and everything else when it's mostly made of rock.
>>99941 Did you make Chesh Prime, the goddess of Cheshires, angry?
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>>99933 it's fine, maybe
>>99947 You can tell she is evil because FOX
>>99933 The only downside is that she's not a kot
>>99949 Foxes are just kot software running on dog hardware. That is why they’re evil.
One tailed foxes you can just pick up and carry home
>>99948 Actually, it's the purple.
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>>99951 <"all according to keikaku"
>>99946 I don't have enough P-ranks to face Chesh Prime yet.
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>>99953 why are Old Women like this?
>>99950 They're not evil, kot and fox are good align as long as you can P.A.T
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>>99956 a lot of monsters problems can be solved by skinship
I am going to yoink the dragon.
>>99958 >yoink dragon >put her in your inventory What's little mere gonna do?
>>99959 i think she's going to take all your valuables
>>99959 Goon like crazy and act tsun
>>99944 I would be fine moving into larger accommodation that suits her size and strength instead of mine
>>99963 i too would like to responsibly house my pet ushi oni. she needs a pretty big enclosure
>>99963 >>99964 Onis and ushis can (not always) be sensitive about this sort of stuff. They don't want to be a bother, but they also really do appreciate you being considerate of them.
>>99959 >use pixie dust on Deonora >before she can react, hit her with self-applying fairy restraints (danukis really will sell anything) >stuff her down your pants and calmly yet quickly leave the castle before the guards realize she's missing >take her out several hours later, when you're safely outside Dragonia's borders >despite her predicament, she just smugly reminds you that the effects of pixie dust are only temporary
>>99966 it should be a pretty easy adjustment tour guides and tutorial fairies have a lot of overlapping skillsets
>>99966 >Later >Can't feel bag of pixie dust in your pockets >Look up >Deonora's got the bag >She locks eyes with you >Then pats her panties with her claws >Wink >Smug grin
It's Father's Day, what sort of shenanigans do y'all think Monster Girls would pull?
>>99969 echidnas on overdrive
>>99966 >"Good, sex with best dragon"
>>99969 Must be fun time to be father of a Dark Elf. Or several.
>>99969 Sabbath girls go HARD on "Daddy" talk
>>99973 I also go hard on the "Daddy" talk, if you know what I mean
>>99975 >Anon calls his loli Baphomet wife "Daddy"
>>99968 I bet she would just be happy to finally find someo
>>99933 This is my fluff! It was made for me!
>>99978 Honestly, I'm happy for any couple who find each other.
>>99933 An Inari wouldn't need more then that and a meal at her temple to woe me for eternity
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>>99981 the monsters' plight when she has learned 10,000 methods of seduction and anon caves before she has used even one
>>99982 Cooking and hug are seductive skills so it paid off
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>oh nyo nyo nyo orderbros, we got too cocky...
>>99982 Bitch has been scheming anon's downfall for centuries before his birth and he just asked her out the first time he saw her
>>99985 I like to think after a night of processing, she'd be ALL IN on jumping straight to the loving marriage.
>>99917 kikimoras stole domovoys' whole gimmick so it's hard to write something that fits the lore and fits MGE; in slavic folklore kikimora is a house destruction spirit while domovoy is a house upkeep spirit, in MGE kikimoras are maids (house upkeep) so there's no need for domovoy, or i guess you could get a homewrecker shortstack domovoy that targets men who invite human woman to their home and makes sure he doesn't get trapped in a trash relationship or something >but why shortstack because they're all short, or at least depicted as such in media. similar to Brownies of scottish folklore. actually too similar now that i read about them. convergent folklorevolution?
>>99985 To be fair I wouldn't ask her out. I would stay at her temple if she asks me and I wouldn't try to escape once fed
trashy shortstacks erotic
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>>99990 Made for correction
>>99991 I don't want to fix her, I want to make her worse.
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>>99990 sometimes it be like that
>>99991 What's there to correct? She's just a little smug and a little clingy and sometimes a little vulgar and slovenly. Only a little. Okay a lot.
>>99993 This one needs a bath.
>>99990 Classy big butt lolis are more erotic
>>99938 she saw what blood does to your dick and got inspired
>>99983 They're ones many monsters neglect, too. It's like culture has shifted their minds away from the basics. >>99986 Probably. And hey, she can still use many of those schemes to turn Anon into an even more lovesick puppy.
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Succ get!
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>>99999 That is not a succ. That's a demon. We sell them too.
>>100001 That bitch would rather sell herself to a demon.
>>99999 Deem feet erotic
So who got post >>100000
>>99999 cant argue with get, il sign the contract.
im starting to suspect these demons have lewd and domineering intentions
>>100006 First is certain, second depends on your desires
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>>100006 it's unclear
I would sell my soul for a headpat and a few encouraging words.
>>100004 Our resident savage poster
Making a Haku short circuit and turn into a mooing horny cow by forcing her to watch flat earth YT clips for 8 hours straight!
I worry I'd be too easy for a demon. No challenge at all for her. No machinations or honeyed words. She'd take one look at me and go "deem bait." See how my eyes carelessly wander her gorgeous blue body. Yep, "deem bait." She could walk into my life and take what she wanted. I'd give it to her. No fuss. No fight. If she actually tried to do the contract stuff, or use my fantasies against me, or promise me endless personalised depravities, that would be nuclear overkill. Dark, naughty, nasty scenarios lurk behind those eyes. She's got bad intentions for me, intentions that will leave us both happy.
>>100001 I saw her level drain an entire bus into a mere Miata, the demonly appearance must be a disguise!
>>100012 It sure is a good thing our monster overlords have our best interests at heart. I'd stand no chance either.
>>100012 This anon is completely lost in the sauce.
>>100006 I want to fuck the domineering intentions out of a lewd Demon loli
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>>100014 it's for the best. surrender and you will be given a maid. resist and a maid will select you
>>100017 I was going to ask for a tiger maid, but that horned fox is something else. Would let sully my bloodline.
>>100017 I'm not risking being assigned that defective fox maid
>>100019 Seems to be doing her job of pleasing mastah fairly well to me.
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>>100019 we've already been over this. fox meidos work perfectly fine as long as you get the proper uniform. if that fox was properly dressed. then she would have immediately started again without pause with a smug look on her face instead of stopping with that unsightly dopy expression.
>>99952 >purple What? No. Purple girls are all top notch good girls who can do no wrong ever.
>>100022 How would Apophis fair in a city?
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>>100019 she's a perfectly cromulent maid
>>100023 I would absolutely go to the Apophis Fair in the city. >Purple fried dough covered in purple sugar >Spicy purple sweet potato fries >Snek-themed amusement park rides >SHOCKINGly strong drinks >Grapes and grapefruit for the kids It'd be a great time.
>>100025 >Bureaucrat Anon makes a typo in the new Apophis fee scheme (where Apophis pay a fee to access venom milking facilities) >Now there’s a street carnival
>>100023 Very well actually. The skill sets of a cult leader and a CEO overlap way more than you would think.
>>100027 in the big city there's a lot of sex cults waiting for a guy to show up
>>100027 >pov, you are intern
>>100026 The snake-shaped "fried purple on a stick" is really good, though. It comes with a purple dipping sauce that's really addictive!
>>100031 I really want this. Is it prepared by a snek or actual Apophis? Maybe they should fill the donuts with purple jam. Oh, and they should sell little apophis toys too.
>>100032 Probably a mix of snek-types, if only because they'd be a big draw to this kind of festival >Even one basilisk who can't make eye contact with customers.
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>>100017 For me it's Zombie maids, they work hard and play even harder
>>100034 >play even harder That's rigor mortis, Anon, and it's entirely your fault. You need to Massage Your Meido so that she stays limber after a long day of meidoing.
>>99999 Gotta make use of a contract clause to make Demon cosplay as Cirno.
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>>100035 Oh but we do a lot of stretching, if you know what I mean
>>100035 that only works with jiangshi, although they're only ones to have rigor mortis in the first place.
>>100039 If you don't massage your meido, Her Lich mom is going to aaaaalmost impercitibly frown.
>>100040 Why would my jiangshi have a lich mom?
>>100041 >Weeb dies >Becomes lich >Learns to make weeby undead Many such cases
>>100042 Why weeb?
>>100043 Jiangshi are a Chinese hopping zombie, so a weeb lich would be more likely to make one to fulfill her inner desire to do weeb things.
>>100044 Wait, aren't weebs fans of Japanese culture, not Chinese? And I think there's another term for China fanboys
>>100045 I don't know, man. I just work here.
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>>100035 If you massage them too much their clothes become extremely brittle and keep getting destroyed
>>100047 Good point! Another reason to massage them LONG and THOROUGHLY
>>100047 Weren't they crap quality already? Look, they were zombies, to begin with
>>100045 I don't know the term for China fans, but you're correct. Now, would it be hard for a weeb Lich to make Ochimushas?
>>100050 Not so much. Just find a dead jap woman and do majik on her,
Weirdest fetish you can do with monstergirls? hard mode: no public handholding
>>100052 Public footholding.
>>100052 she hulk transformation
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>>100049 Yeah but the next day her clothes are pristine clean like if nothing happened to them
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>>100054 Just a variation of FMG.
>>100052 >Anon has dragon wife >Every Saturday he has her transform into her ancient dragon form on the driveway >Spends all morning and part of the afternoon on her >Soap >Scrub >Rinse >Wax >Polish >Grind her claws with an industrial angle grinder to keep them sharp and from growing too long >Apply lady's choice of nail polishes for her claws
>>100054 That might basically be how monsterizing into an ogre looks.
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>>100059 i feel like jiangshi are frequently underestimated with regards to how powerful they are
>>99999 GETting circus vibes from this blueb
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>>100059 Making babies with a Jiangshi so I can drink milkshakes directly from the source!
>>100054 Might need you to explain that one chief.
>>100052 Public cheek holding
>>100066 okay so on one hand you've got >>100058. but theres a little more you can do with it Say you missed out on the initail transformation? what then? well some monsters can do a human disguise right? I like the idea of an oni/ogre/brute girl disguising herself as a shy bookworm type and then a slow release of the disguise, lile hulking out, but more erotic of you get me.
>>100061 becuase their usualy shown as "funny hopping zombie" in media and not the teleporting, air walking, thick skinned enough to tank blades, super strong borderline vamipire creature folklore has them as.
>>100052 detachable limbs
>>100068 Shy bookworm Ogre that disguises herself because she thinks her crush wouldn't find a massive muscle monster like her attractive, until she accidentally loses her disguise and finds out he does.
>>100025 Do not grape the kids
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>>100072 Tell that to the Apophis, they are the ones graping every single girl they see
>>100073 i like purple lady
In Japanese mythology "kijo" were female oni. Allegedly they are supposed to be women who turned into oni out of resentment or jealousy. Therefore that means that oni are actually yandere. And you thought hebis were troublesome.
>>100075 I'm not into yandere, but if I had to get one's attention, a beefy one wouldn't be too bad.
>>100073 ponder with apophis
>>100075 I can fix them
>>100076 BEEFy you say?
>>100080 What the FUCK is the point of a pelvic curtain if it DOESN'T cover your pelvis.
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>>100075 Oni meido
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>>100075 it's fine probably
>>100081 It's a tabard maybe?
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>>100067 Walking down the street like this doesn't seem very comfortable
>>100085 Not all the time but you can check regularly the goods in public, and make sure that others are looking. Maybe insert your hand inside panties, fingers in holes, etc.
>>100088 Even better if it's a sabbath girl and her whole ass is barely larger than your hand.
>no secratary kiki that wanted the job just so she could have naughty office sex with her mast-ahem "boss"
"money investment" and its just a dragon claiming creeping coins for a harem
like snakes dance to flutes, automatons dance to clockwork music boxes
>>100085 I want this but girl's hand on my cheek.
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>>100089 I agree
>>100095 No little miss, hole plugs and your tail does not constitute for valid underwear, that will be a public indecency fine.
>>100032 >the apophis had been defeated over two generations ago >her legacy has already been derogated to sports memorabilia, low-tier standup material, and toys of her likeness given for free at themed restaurants >one such toy has made it into your possession >maybe they gave it to you on accident. maybe your server was a desert elf a digit older than you. but you kept it >you needed a little whimsy in your life. it was a nudge from the universe >bring it home and put it in your office >it's very cute >bring it to your bedroom on the bureau >then the nightstand >you've been having wonderful dreams lately >in fact, a lot of things in life have been looking up >surrendering to the little voice deep down, you make a wallet charm of her and take her wherever you go >you wiggle her articulated tail as a fidget, you rub your thumb in on her teeth, making worryfangs of them >living by the desert sea, you're used to sleeping to the sound of waves >waiting for when nature will next crash one on the shore >like the sound of a great snake slithering over the sand >hissing on the serpent prowl >cool sea wind fills your light blanket and seems to linger on your skin >refreshing >you think you slept for twelve hours >the sun is past its zenith >you feel that you have been reborn >so has she
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>>100089 I don't know if that's possible, little girls usually have massive asses
>>100095 >>100099 I want to grab each cheek and pull them apart while vigorously squeezing them and then violate that little pink anus until I'm completely satisfied
>>100097 Dolls and puppets are so ubiquitous that you'd have to be very careful not to accidentally turn your house into a haunted manor.
>>99988 For me, they're the husbands of Kikis, in spirit. In MGE that turns domovoi into a kiki's bff, a butler in a suit, that's not explicitly a tomboy, but most could feasibly pass as an unusually pretty man. I like to imagine they hide small horns behind caps or headbands to make themselves almost completely blend in to human society to the point that the majority of people, even if they recognise them as household spirits, don't even realize they have cute, short little tails hidden behind their coat tails, and breast binders for the particularly endowed. I just really like the gimmick of blending in. Besides, the reverse-trap is peak ecchi-comedy
>>100099 I bet it has to do with their diet, or maybe they add something to the water at their temples
>>100099 physiological science tells us hooved girls have nice shapely butts
weird story ideas? i got one, >boy has two moms, one's a wright, the other is the lich that revived her
>>100107 IDK if that works, it's easy to imagine liches as mother figures to those they raise. The wight would be more like your older sister, or the lich your grandmother
>>100108 >marry a Lich >kids of a Wight she raised call you "grandpa" now >including those that look older than you, you're sure their actual age is even higher
>>100106 Do you have the link to that research paper?
>>100110 Sheepe & Gote 1981, Quincy College Press.
>>100107 >Gee anon, how come the DL lets you have two moms?
>>99938 Vampire-san An arrogant, rich, and narcissistic great noble From other single vampires, She was nagged that she had no class, But as a result of her temperament that prioritizes her own desires, She ended up snagging a partner straight-up She teaches her kin methods for making men hers, But apparently, they're no reference for anyone but herself. Truly a great vampire noble. So decadent it actually works out in her favor.
>>100099 In proportion to their bodies maybe, your hand would still look pretty big grabbing them. >>100106 Loli krampuses and balrogs would have amazing asses and thighs.
I’m going to start a dragon fan club. It will probably end up being me and then several dragons who want my attention.
>>100117 Is it a club for fans of dragons or dragons who are fans?
>>100099 I really liked the stained glass version of this one anon posted, too bad it got the kneejerk reactions from anons due to being AIslop. It would go perfect in sabbath churches.
>>100118 I envisioned it as a club for fans of dragons, but it may end up with several dragons competing for the attention of anon
>>100120 Are the dragons themselves fans of dragons? Otherwise there wouldn't be a point to let them join.
>>100122 Dragons are huge fans of dragons. Mostly themselves, but they must preserve the good name of dragonkind, so they do compliment other dragons too.
>>100118 Club of dragons that enjoy fans: they're handy in hot weather and have practical use grilling meat.
>>100117 >Anon starts a dragon fan club >It's Anon, a SURPRISINGLY LARGE number of thirsty men who want dragons >And dragon newts >Like, the fan club is more than 2/3 dragon newt >And they're constantly bickering with each other about which malef is best
>>100125 Cute. They should divide themselves into factions with different outfits and face paint and jeer across the room at eachother.
>>100128 Yeah, that's about what I was thinking, but the face paint idea is great. >The newts gradually splinter into factions >Now the club spends hours talking about which Malef is supreme >The factions start trying to one-up each other >>Banners >>Outfits >>Face paint >>Full-blown cosplay
i can improve every movie by MGE-Iifying the plot
>>100130 >John Connor sends an Automaton back in time to prevent his younger self from getting /ss/'d by a horny Metal Slime
>>100130 allright then easy mode-tarzan medium- hunch back of notre dame hard- judge dredd (stallone) ex passion of the christ
>>100130 I unironically want Event Horizon as prequel to portals. Especially the rumored lost extreme footage.
>>100129 And the one wurm who keeps swapping sides because she's so eager.
>>100133 >extreme footage That was a 90s movie, so I am automatically assuming you mean Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill straight up BMX biking, skateboarding, and doing tricks up and down the length of the derelict ship. >Pyrow director assumes this as well >She vows to recreate the movie as it was always truly intended to be seen
>>100132 >tarzan forest plant girls take Clayton' before he hangs himself, the female gorrilas are all monster girls that rape clayton's men,jane becomes a kakuen or some shit (or a ocolomeh given the tv series) >hunchback quasi gets gargoyle girls and phebous gets esmarelda as an aspara >dredd mind reader monstergirls stop the entire plot at the court scene >passion of the christ jesus is saved by either angels or dark priests
>>100137 >passion of the christ Eh, leave the story as-is but recast Jesus as a lim.
>>100130 >they called her Machete
Whenever i see ocelomeh's jagutard I think about running and sliding between her legs and grabbing the medallion
>>100139 Cute mace, Extremely cute wielder, would hire as a bodyguard
>>100142 Would you have her call you Al?
>>100143 I would prefer "Senior" but it's bit too much
>>100144 Senpai it is, then!
As a proud westerner me and my wyvern do not have these 'kouhai' and 'senpai' relationships you speak of.
>>100146 >first you ride wyvern >then wyvern rides you >gender equality, bro!
>>100148 Dragonia keeping up with those DEI directives I see
>>100149 god damn LIBERALS!
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>>100149 >Dragon Extensive Impregnation initiatives
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>>100150 Worse, globealists
>>100152 Oh the globodrago!
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i am once again enamored with the thought of assisting pawed mamo with basic tasks that their big, meaty paws get in the way of. i wish for nothing more than to have my vidya interrupted by my nubis wife timidly asking for my help with whatever menial task that she has difficulty preforming.
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>>100155 >hellhound tries to type a love message >her big paws get all over several small touch areas at once, despite her enabling enlarged keyboard buttons in Special Features >"IO lkiop;vdf" >"OIP lokop.;lojiovfgd" >and don't start on the heart emoji, which is conveniently located next to the frown and a pile of shit >she says "fuck it" and decided to do it the old-fashioned way >passionate aggressive sex with her in dominant position
>>100151 >boss threatening me with "punishment" on my first day of work Bitch is about to get a crash course on European labor protection laws
>>100152 >Dragon with heartpupils Oh my god mere'd dragons are terrifying
I don't like mere dragons. I like dragons because they're strong and can't be reduced by anything. Getting gang fucked by Dragonian tour guides is why I've signed up for this in the first place.
>>100160 You do you. I prefer mere dragon, especially in maid outfits.
>>100157 >She has to compensate you by helping at home win-win
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>turns out fucking the dragon does not mere her, it makes her even smugger
>>100166 That's because you got reversed mating press Just get on top, become smug Then lose top Then get on top, become smug Then lose top Then... You get the idea, infinite smug cycle
>>100166 Good. I want a smug dragon. I would smug about marrying her, and I’d be overjoyed she is smug about marrying me.
>>100168 Is there anything better than a smug monster girl? I don't think so.
>>100171 One who is also holding a tray with two plates of breakfast food so we can have breakfast together in bed.
>>100148 I believe in equality, yes. I would like to be ridden by the wyvern sometimes, it is true.
>>100173 Ok, yeah, that is better.
>>100171 smug and pregnant
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To pass the jabberwock's checkpoint without VILE things happening to you, you must answer her questions >Morally and ethically speaking, should you eat the cherry on the Belgian bun first or last? >Jam first then cream or cream then jam on scones? >Should raisins?
>>100177 Cherry first. Jam then cream. No.
>>100179 I’m not a sock, but the right answers are >cherry LAST >Jam First >Raisins YES
>>100177 Cherry first, as an appetizer Cream first Yes
>>100171 TWO smug monster girls
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>>100156 My head is a keyboard for hellhound paws, and every key is a heart emoji.
>>100180 >>100181 >>100179 She's arguing with her tails over the correct answer. I would sneak past her while she's distracted.
>>100182 I thought about this, but I worry that two smug monster girls would see each other smugging and try to mog each other. Sounds stressful.
>>100177 Cherry last, as a treat. Cream then jam. Cornwall was a mistake that must be corrected. Raisins but not in cookies.
>>100184 >"Just because you're the center head doesn't mean you're in charge." >"Well I've got six limbs and you've got none so I think that does mean I'm in charge." >Tentacle 1 wraps around her body and immobilizes her >"How many have you got now? Hm?" >Tentacle 2 looks away >"You two are so embarrassing, I- Hey! HEY! He's getting away!"
There is nothing wrong or suspicious about a boy visiting the local sorceress. She is very friendly and doting. She gives out free gingerbread cookies. She also likes bathing with him. Nothing weird about that. She even has a "contract" written out for him. Some people claim she is gonna steal his soul or enslave him or something but it is clearly just a job contract. How very convenient! All he has to do is clean, do some errands and give her massages, perfectly normal. She pays well and even provides housing though she insists on using the same bed. She is just totally normal, totally pure human, extraordinarily pretty mysterious mage who is very doting towards a boy she likes. Nothing suspicious or ulterior going on there. Just a healthy relationship.
>>100188 <LEFT HEAD: Oh quick get the rope out I want to tie him up! >RIGHT HEAD: Oh tie yourself up MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favour! <LEFT HEAD: What? >RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time. MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky, you're not next to her. <LEFT HEAD: What do you mean? MIDDLE HEAD: You snore. <LEFT HEAD: Oh I don't -- anyway you're terrible with boys MIDDLE HEAD: Well, it's only because you keep biting their ankles >RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea. <LEFT HEAD: All right all right all right we'll rape him first and then have tea and biscuits. MIDDLE HEAD: Yes. >RIGHT HEAD: Oh, but not biscuits with raisins in. <LEFT HEAD: All right all right not raisins, but lets rape him anyway. ALL HEADS: Right! <LEFT HEAD: He buggered off. >RIGHT HEAD: So he has, he's scarpered.
>>100190 >>100188 The real question is, which tentacle head gives the best vacuum blowjob and which tentacle head gives the sloppiest, lipstick smear marking kisses? This will decide which takes which position for the first round of sex. Also the regular wock head is there too I guess.


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