Sex with nojya lolibaba foxes

>>104889 Not bug OP, literally #84.

>>104892 the bugs ate their own thread. i take no responsibility.

You might think goblins are likely to join the sabbath due to their child like bodies, but its actually the opposite. In the hob profile, it is said the reason goblins elect hobgoblins as their leader is because they think big boobs are amazing even though hobs for the most part are weaker than goblins. By this logic, a goblin is more likely to follow a holstaur (big boobs, amazing!) vs a sabbath (no boobs, not amazing...). The Marune Sabbath is an execption, many goblins join them to get big breasts.

Monster lolis in playboy bunny outfits will be grabbed by the butt

Return of the wurm (There it is) Return of the wurm (Come on) Return of the wurm (oh my god) You know that she wont turn (there she goes)

>>104894 I love you, bug girls

If dragons not bug then why dragonfly?

>>104900 dragons are bugs, they have 6 limbs

>>104901 Boog fact check??

>>104899 You're a bug guy

>>104902 True.

>>104903 Well, yeah. But in general I got a lot of weaknesseseseses.

>>104891 My favourite

>>104905 Look at this poor bug, all exposed and vulnerable and helpless.

>>104906 That looks like Jiujitsu but with kissing

>>104907 >Anon sees soldier beetle on her back >Flips her over carefully >Soldier beetle stares at him stoically >Gets goes prone again, flat on her back >Never breaks eye contact with Anon >Never blushes

>>104908 As does most sex worth having.

Consider the tacokot.

>>104909 >a few minutes later >a panicked anon holding beetle-chan's hands guides her into the local grelia clinic >"She keeps flipping onto her back every time I help her stand! I think she ate something poisonous!" >beetle chan's on her back again looking at both of them with a deadpan, almost bored expression >"See? She's dying! Please help her!" >Unicorn nurse's fw

>>104907 It could be a click beetle ready to spring a devious trap and somersault herself into an unsuspecting anon.

>>104908 That's how monsters practice self defense

>>104912 Need a taco cat who aggressively asserts her position as the little spoon.

summer hours must be hell

>>104912 Bueno Bueno

>>104915 I don't know how this counts as self defense

>>104919 Because your biological imperative will prevent you from harming a woman pregnant with your seed

>work your ass off for years in poverty >graduate from the academy with a degree in Orbs >go to the guild board to see all the available jobs you're now qualified for >Senior Orb Specialist Manager IV, [city across the continent] >Dishwasher, 3 copper an hour >Nurse Hygenist, 1 million gold an hour (NO ORBERS) >Boyfriend >Boyfriend >Boyfriend >Chosen One (evil) >Apprentice Dark Lord of Chaos and Super Hot Sex With Me >Mana Pump >Hobby Sharer >Bodypillow

>>104921 Decades of hard work, tears, and sacrifice forging a better life for yourself only to end up in a demon's lap

>playing a survival crafting game on your PC but a ghost managed to insert herself into the code so it becomes an ARG but you got a sickass modlist installed and she ends up super into it and starts making recommendations for 18+ modpacks to throw in so she can blow out your pelvis digital style >the rootkit succuvirus that was waiting to surprise you is not amused

>>104921 >Chosen One (evil) Tell me more

>>104924 19 dollars an hour, 2 years experience required.

>>104926 How's the retirement package?

>>104926 >monsters slipping dollar bills into your pants out of pity >along with their numbers

>>104927 You'll probably end up losing to some broke-ass salamander adventurer, so horrible.

>>104922 Should've just gotten your MR instead of wasting time on that BA (because magic is an art, you don't get to be one of the cool nerds with a BS. Go cry about it in your rented tower). Even that isn't realpy true though; our grandfathers were right, all you need to do is look her in the eye and give her a firm penis.

>>104921 >Hobby Sharer Let's look at the description closelier, we might get lucky

>>104929 >broke-ass salamander adventurer oh she will be "broke-ass" once I'm done with her, that's for sure

>>104893 >I'm always kidding Finally, a girl to satisfy my pregnancy fetish

>>104931 Anon, we're talking about a woman who has to pay people to talk to her. You'll be lucky if you get your first paycheck and it doesn't have to be slid under a locked basement door to reach you.

>>104934 Got to take care of those student loan payments somehow, 7 years to get a degree in Orbs ain't free

hoot hoot

>>104895 i joined a goblin crew for the same reason

>>104917 Spanish vampires invented the siesta.

I'm sorry Deonora, best I can offer is taking you as my slampig

>>104941 Did someone say PIG?

I want to be a horcs punching bag

>>104943 Better start going to the gym then. Pigs are pure muscle bellow all that cute fat.

>>104944 Man I want to get hit on by a ripped horc at the gym, followed by her correcting my technique and coaching me.

>>104946 >get hit on I was imagining you doing excercises wrong, her seeing you and then immediately punching you while screaming at you about how you'll get injured or not get as many gains baceuse of your bad form.

>>104947 Gut punch is how she shows affection. That and head scissors. And facesitting. >headlock while you’re doubled over from punch >pin to floor >guide hands to tits so you can motor boar her

>Small pale anon somehow ends up with a horc pt, a mino pt and an amazon pt >in one gym session >the introduction gym session >barely comes up to the tits of the shortest of the three >they were still very helpful and supportive >even told him to stick around until after they finished their workouts so they could show him how to properly 'unwind ~' >hey why does the gym even have private changing rooms anyway

>>104949 cardio kills gains

>>104950 >"Eh? I thought you three were going to rape me." <"Cardio kills gains" <"Yep. Cardio kills gains" <"Gotta watch out for cardio. It kills gains." <"Can't kill those gains." <"Nope." and so all they did was swap contact details and give anon some meal tips

>>104923 Fucking Herobrine!

>>104950 >cardio kills gains Yeah but training endurance is absolutely necessary. The most important muscle in the body is the heart after all.

>>104954 yeah he's got to get training and also take heavy mana supplements (best achieved via sex, drinking monster milk and gymster sweat) if he wants to last against 3 rapey dark-skinned monsters twice his height.

>>104955 >twice his height. Even a man who puts the "let" in manlet is going to be 150 cm, so you're talking about 3 m tall orcs. I'm just not buying that's possible, and needs pics as proof. also smellovision

>>104956 Best I can do for beeg for minos, amazons and horcs. They would rub the smell of their sweat and lovejuices thoroughly into such a small anon, he'd basically be a sweatrag.

>>104955 >>104956 Twice his weight is enough. Muscle monsters reach it much faster than that height.

Sigh. I guess there's only 1 way to get a really, really tall monster lady--grow my own!

>>104958 Yeah but I like tall women. So tall I can get boob-hatted, or even give standing cunninglingus.

>>104890 I just won the jackpot at the greilia sabbath casino and got cancer. Wtf.

>>104962 Loli crabs need love too, Anon.

>>104917 The first things the undead kingdoms did when they made contact with our world was import vast quantities of sunscreen and air conditioners.

>>104962 >>104963 Things keep evolving into crabs because it's the ideal body plan

>>104960 That's not a wurm, that's a lamia from Dungeon Odyssey.

>>104967 One slap of her ass and she can activate the hypnosis.

>>104968 I would be way too easy for a delf with even a modestly sized ass to subjugate.

>>104966 she's got horns so she's a wurm

>>104957 luv the look of amazon but hate the personality

>>104972 Put cat ears on her

Amazons that strike out on their own may curb their more extreme views.

>>104973 It turns them to a sub I heard

>>104976 so what headgear do you put on sub monsters to make them doms?

>>104977 cat ears

>>104978 Disturbing universe.

CAN FRACTAL CAT MEOW WITH INFINITE VOLUME?

The only thing with infinite volume is ur mom lol

>>104980 >fractal dear god no

>>104974 Female kid needs correction

>>104982 The fractal cat has infinite mouths and must MEOW.

>>104977 those haloweeny red devil horns

>>104980 sorry, we only have infinite sum of 1/(n^2) cat that meows exactly twice as loud as a normal cat

>>104984 please do not inflict infinite suffering upon the cat

>>104987 She's not suffering, she HAS the infinite mouths. So she's just loud. Caterwauling, if you will.

3 mouth is enough

Eating wock's donut despite her protests

<You took my only food... >Camera pans down to show Wock's P-cup breasts, chubby belly and meaty thighs <Now I'm gonna starve...

>>104992 Wock can solo any malef if she's hangry.

Jabberwock was recently banned from Miss Mad Hatter's tea parties because she kept eating all the little cakes and did leave anything for anyone else.

>>104994 Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat lizard You fat lizard You ate all the pies. *Wipes pie crumbs from her own lip*

>>104994 Who bakes all those little cakes? Miss Hat? Or does everyone bring a little something themselves. Or do the cakes grow on trees? Anyhow, miss wock must be more considerate.

>>104996 They do grow on trees in Wonderland, as a matter of fact, but the fact that Miss Jabberwock broke tea party decorum by eating them ALL without sharing is the problem, and you know that Miss Mad Hatter very much cares about tea party decorum.

>>104997 Expulsion is right. Until she reflects on what she did wrong. Then she can come back. On the other hand, if anon breaks tea party decorum then he should be candidly punished and bullied by miss hatter.

>>104998 Uh, can I skip to the punishment? I don't want to be a bad boy, just punished for being a bad boy.

>>104999 Can you handle being punished by hat? She's very thorough, and will be disturbingly candid and matter-of-fact when doing extremely lewd and mean things to you.

>>105000 I respond better to correction when it's administered in a private setting. No, I did not use the wrong fork because i wanted alone time with Ms. Hatter. Promise.

>>105001 I use the wrong fork all the tine.

>>105001 >Private lessons alone with hatter >in her cozy little cottage >slow lotus sex while she gets you addicted to her mycelium body and afflicts you with her spores via saliva and sex >then, when she’s tenderised your brain, the correction can begin Anon couldn’t make eye contact with her for a week after. Which unfortunately meant more correction.

>>105001 If the mad hatter told me I was using the wrong fork I'd tell her to go fork herself.

These rules exist purely to create situations where wonderlanders can correct anon. That said >Hatter politely reminds anon not to slurp his spoon >or else >anon picks up spoon >looks hatter in eyes >slurps the spoon >he did not have any more to eat or drink, besides hatters fat sweaty cake, which she buried his face under for 3 hours

>>105003 I need this in my life.

>>104988 Infinicat means experiencing infinite mondays there is no greater suffering

>>105007 But there's also 6x infinite non-mondays

>>105006 Anon you’re just becoming “her little troublemaker”. She’s gonna have to take drastic action! 24 hours of sex. Hat off! Maybe even use some wonderland magic on you. Sooner or later, the bill comes due for sporehuffing. They’ll replace your neural pathways with shroom. You’ll be permanently warped by them into constantly craving her attention, conversation, touch and affection. You’ll shut your eyes and see hatter ass.

>>105008 but as a living fractal that means some part of her is always experiencing the monday through reality breaking focksery and the monday's suffering supercedes the weekend's peace

>>104989 >>104990 Where does the big fat ass jabberwock meme come from? There was a story by dogfacedwoman with wocks like that and now, this

>>105011 A waifufag doing a lot of commissions.

>>105011 a guy comm'd a lot

>>105013 >>105014 Why would anybody want a fat fuck wife, I don't get it

>>105015 the distribution of meat is important

>>105016 >meat >fat

>>105015 the squeeze zone and wocks are good for it because 3 mouths and no shame

>>105018 as a jabberwock inspector i denote additional mouths

>>105011 Which one was that, again?

>>105009 I'm with >>104999, but if I have to act out a little to get this treatment you can bongo my ass and call me a cat, because I'm going to start knocking over teacups.

>>104942 Steamed hams...

go forth anonander, tame bucephala and the world will be yours

>>105020 It was my maltshop story. https://archiveofourown.org/works/45378400/chapters/114171331

>>105024 Really? I thought it was a guy that had that fetish comming a bunch of art or wocks.

>>105025 Oh sorry I meant the story he was asking for. The fat wock thing predates that. My guess is that it came from wocks not having much of a defined personality to make them distinct from regular dragons, plus the tail mouth, plus the artist.

>>105015 She's "just" chubby, not the electric scooter landwhale you'd see in a Walmart

>>105015 American MK ultra brainwashing Totally different from manmono mana brainwashing

Wonderland monsters sit on their butts all day drinking tea and eating cakes, but wock drinks the most tea and eats the most cake.

>>105021 >>104999

>>105029 Wrong. Anon eats the most cake of all. The greed of man knows no bound.

>>105026 Well congrats, you've created a fat wock fag with enough money to waste it on commissioned MGE art.

>>104997 <"They're not cookies, they're biscuits. BIS-KITS."

>>105033 hmmmm kiss kot

>>105033 >Deep saliva kiss that tastes of freshly baked cookies >No >Freshly baked biscuits >"What are they called again, anon?" >"B-biscuits." >"Good boy." >headpat

>>105031 That's why hatter gives him plenty of hers. Maybe some of cheshire's too, if he's into that.

>>105033 >limp bis-kit

>>105036 Imagine the anal threesome with your Hatter gf and her Wight friend

>>105038 They can talk and gossip and bond over tea while I heart-pupil mindbreak to whatever they are doing to me under the table.

>>105038 >>105039 Imagine the anal tug of war they do as entertainment and as a warmup

What's with the anal fest.

For a change, I'd like to see a muscular Jabberwock. She'd have a big appetite too, but she'd burn more calories too and focus more on protein.

>>105041 butt sexy. not just anal. hot dogging, grinding, twerking, analingus, spanking, etc.

>>105042 Finally, a guy who makes sense.

>>105042 Call her jockwock

>>105045 Jabberjock.

>>105046 Wabberjock.

Her name is Susan, guys. Just call her that.

>>105049 "Susan Nerdcrusher" it is, then.

>>105050 She should find herself a nerd and crush him under her big toned booty.

I've gone from fatness to fitness. From flabberwock to jabberjock. Come! Hark! Admire my gains. Beware the Jabberwock, anon! The biceps that curl, the claws that catch! Beware the PT Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious dumbbell snatch. And now you will kiss my butt.

>>105052 Her boobs are like 7% smaller now. I'm just gonna kill myself.

>>105053 At least feel her gains before you top yourself.

>>105053 That's how you get a lich wife. Do you want a lich wife?

Imagine thinking dragons are all bitchy and tsundere and then the first one you meet just looks at you like this.

>>105056 A lot of them aren't tsndere bitches, especially the civilized ones from Dragonia.

>>105055 mebbe

>>105033 It would be nice

>>105058 >that pic name EWWW

>>105060 Do you not like yogurt?

>>105024 Cool, thanks.

>Follow wererabbit down rabbit hole >Move down rabbit hole too quickly >Get crushed under fat wererabbit booty >Reload save >Patiently exit rabbit hole >Cheshire encounter >React boring to her jokes >Get crushed under fat Cheshire booty >Reload save >Try to walk around annoying cat >Get teleport crushed under fat Cheshire booty >Reload save >Humor purple cat without coming onto her too hard or else she’ll sit on you >Exit Cheshire encounter >Enter woods >Divebombed by jub you couldn’t even see >Get crushed under fat jub booty >Reload save >Dodge first jub >Blindsided by second jub >Get crushed under two fat jub booties >Reload save >Use umbrella to ward off birds >Enter meadow >Dormouse sleepily walks up to you >”Excuse me Mr? Could you please sit on my face?” >odd but ok >sit on mouse >mouse happy >reload save and try skipping encounter >trip on grass knot >end up with dormouse butt on face >too comfy for her to move >too comfy for you to move >Enter hare manor >fat assed March hare jumping towards you >”Can you please not sit on my face.” >”Sit on your face? Sure!” >Get crushed by fat March hare booty >Reload save >run away >”Wait! At least let me take a seat and introduce myself!” >nope nope nope nope >Enter humpty brick lane >Leave immediately

>>105063 Nothing about getting crushed under (very) fat Hatter booty? I'm surprised.

>>105064 Anon didn't make it that far.

>>105064 Yes that’s the final encounter. And she gets very upset if you try to reload saves or skip cutscenes.

>>105065 Some don’t make it past the Cheshire. Wock is the real pleb filter.

Repeatedly savescumming or using exploits is how you end up getting the secret anti-cheat ending. That’s the one where they pull you into the video game and you get punished by everyone.

>>105068 The Queen of Hearts herself puts you in the serious room and doesn't let you leave until you realize how serious what you've done is.

>>105067 I would insta-lose to Chesh because kot

>>105069 You can't be serious! >gets pulled into Serious Sam with mamono mod

>>105041 Because anal sex is the best recreational activity, specially with small girls

>>105069 Surely you’re not serious >I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Anons gets free used by the virtual in-game wonderlanders. The computer shut off. He was never found. …Until the next day, where everyone except him leaves the computer and they then repeatedly click on him.

>>105072 No, the ideal recreational activity is missionary position vaginal sex.

>>105075 No, baby making is a serious matter, the fun hole is for recreation.

>>105076 But poop comes from there

>>105077 Nope, not in case of mamono.

>>105074 Does getting clicked on feel good? Would a chesh or hat or wock really just click on an anon repeatedly?

>>105033 They're cookies, biscuits are soft and fluffy to get smothered in either gravy or jams/butter/honey and there's not a damn thing you can say to tell me otherwise

https://imgbox.com/g/85Exw2OrXo Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 36. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/OY0WDaiD Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>105082 That demon in the military uniform, holy shit.

Been gone for quite a while now. Anything new? Girls, update on the game or otherwise.

>>105084 The last girl is still Abbie. If there's going to be a substantial update to the game, I expect half the thread will be filled with discussion about it.

>>105082 OMG BED SPOODER

>>105085 At this point I'm not sure what I want from the game. It has been so long that it can't really live up to the expectations.

I want an infinite cookie glitch. For the fairies of course.

>>105088 How many cookies could they possibly need? Just one feeds a whole family.

>>105089 infinite

>>105090 OK, OK, fine. Approved!

>>105082 Looks relevant to one Anon's interests.

>>105075 >missionary position Meh, MEH I SAY lotus

>missionary Where is this mission? Dhamp would like to know. She’s been on loads of missions. She is a missionary lover.

>>105080 CLICK CLICK CLICK GET DRAGGED GET DROPPED GET DRAGGED GET DROPPED

I told succuvirus I'd build her a real body but it turns out humanoid robots are way harder than I thought. so instead I just built a quadcopter with a fleshlight attached to it. I hope she isn't too disappointed.

>>105093 >lotus It's just not the same since IBM bought them.

Hole in the wall but it’s sex positions you and your wife need to get into.

>>105096 My advice is get a gremlin to build her an army of small succubi action figures that she can command.

>>105096 >>105099 My advice is to start a reality TV show where 10-12 gremlins compete to make the best body, judged by you, your succuvirus, and a series of D-list celebrity guest judges.

>>105100 Anon likes all of them. Succuvirus has incredibly discerning eye and knows anons preferences better than he does.

>>105101 That tracks. Anon is probably so horned up at the thought of touching a girl he's not thinking things through.

>>105082 man i wish i knew how to use nextcloud

>nextcloud Whenever ryu gets sad.

>>105104 I hope not. I want the kind of ryu who makes giant rain storms when she is happy. Because I like rain. It's relaxing.

To Whom it May Concern: There are no Cheshires in my bed right now. Please add 3.

>>105105 Then it's perfect time to have sake with her

>>105093 This anon knows

>>104934 So, you're telling me it's another devious ploy from Druella to snag an anon?

>>105112 it didn't work all those other times but i've got a good feeling about this time

>>105110 Wait, ryu are cute?

Do not the cat

>>105115 I will multiply the purple cat

>>105115 <my superior agility will surely help me win :)

>>105092 What a pick-me!

>>105035 The mouse is just 2 grassy knolls over if you want to make out with a cookie monster.

>>105114 Always have been. The trick is in getting through the crazy bitches surrounding her so you can see how cute she is.

>>105120 Same deal with Deonora. Anyone can have her hand, provided they can brave the gauntlet of a literal legion of imperial bodyguards who believe it's their sacred mission to ensure that only the worthy can court their leader. Unfortunately someone forgot to relay knowledge of this custom to Deonora herself.

Ryus are ugly. Deonora is ugly. All dragons are ugly, and you can't prove otherwise. And they smell, bad.

>"I'm no man!" >says the knight before taking off the helmet and revealing Alp horns >and vanquishing the evil wizard's virginity which was prophesied to be impervious to any man KINO

>>105126 >POV: you are a POW getting shotafied for trying to escape the camp <"let's see how you try to escape when you can't even reach the kitchen counter~"

>>105125 >the evil wizard's virginity which was prophesied to be impervious to any man Um.

>>105127 Aren't shotas protected from certain contracts and can get out of consequences? She should really just shrink and boob jail him.

>>105128 Yeah well the orcale didn't want to just say >you can't be gay so it needed to spiced up a bit

>>105129 Shotafied anons don't enjoy from those same protections, as they are an adult with a temporary spell casted onto him.

>>105131 >"I-I'd like to see you argue that in a court of law!" >Deem cums on the spot You really, really, REALLY do not want to do that.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO MARRY A LAWYER???

I discovered a recording of a man masturbating with a very elaborate onahole instead of going to work, marrying and starting a family. DON'T DATE ROBOTS

>>105133 I dunno, if I could have a lawyer like Kim from BCS but as a monster of some kind, I'd go for it.

>>105135 Anon gets the legally blonde deem instead.

>>105120 >The trick is in getting through the crazy bitches Getting hebi'ed is not too bad and they deserve the attention Ryu might become passiontive as them after being alone for so long

>>105110 BEWARE THIS IS JUST A CUTE WURM IN A DRESS THAT FAKES THUNDER WITH VIGOROUS TAIL WIGGLING

>>105137 >Ryu might become passiontive as them after being alone for so long If Hebi is what you get when a plain Lamia goes yan, I don't want to know what happens when a minor deity like Ryu goes yan.

>>105139 You would be wise not to try and escape the Stress of Her Regard

extra neon pink eros jub (brown)

>>105139 It's the same thing that happens when a regular dragon goes yan, except with less fire and more water.

>>105142 Yan dragon sounds horrifying and appealing, weird.

>>105144 That's because YAN love is the truest form of love.

>>105145 Yeah but I don't want to be hurt or locked up

>>105146 YAN love is a TIER, Anon, not something specific like violence or imprisonment. I'm sure that your YAN wife will do many Pleasant Yan Things with you and very, very few Bad Yan Things. It is the nature of mamono mana. Plus you can always ask for the Falcor treatment. The long dragons LOVE giving that one out.

>>105139 She will summon a thunderstorm if you dare to leave her temple

>>105148 >visit a Ryu temple >suddenly a downpour starts the moment you take a step outside and the wind breaks your flimsy umbrella >luckily the Ryu offers you a guest room with a luxurious and oddly big bed >manage to spend the night avoiding her crude innuendos >next morning, a goddamn tsunami wave just a bit lower than the temple itself is crashing through the surrounding land

Ryu and wurm tectonic plate shifting fight because Ryu rained on Wurms birthday

>>105147 >the Falcor treatment. What's that?

how to princess carry wife when too big?

>>105152 Hit the gym. Become strong enough to lift your wife with your own arms. Has, is and always will be the only way.

>>105152 Lift with your legs, always bend at the knees

>>105153 it's not a matter of strength. It's a matter of where to put hands.

>>105151 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ysa-4NsQ_A

>>105155 On the lowest point when she sits - her ass. Like holding up a medium-sized sack of potatoes.

I need a hellhound to pick me up and hold me. Just for a minute or two is fine.

>>105150 Is this the MGE version of Groundon vs Kyogre?

>>105160 wurm silly but not as silly as groudon in that cutscene.

>>105160 Dont post offtopic, use catbox

>>105156 Nive, hope that the shota transformation is not mandatory for a good ending

>>105159 >Anon is picked up by hellhound >She smells of forests and fresh rain and a hint of woodsmoke >After a few moments of excitement, Anon feels an overwhelming sense of peace and safety >He falls asleep before the 2 minutes are up >Hellhound now stuck holding onto future husband until he wakes up >Happy tears >Also going to rape him viciously when he wakes up for cockblocking her like this

>>105157 The horns don't count.

>>105165 Cope, humie

hugs coming down the mountain at 400 mph

>>105165 The ogre should be 7-10 feet and the horns are a good 8 inches on top. Horn measurements should be included in any description. Make a 3 sizes but for horns.

>>105168 This is what happens when you stop throwing shotas into the volcano.

>>105164 >monsters showing up late to work because anon fell asleep on their lap Humans are the cats of primates.

>>105171 I do like cheezburgers and curling up on laps.

Titanohebi performs her shrine duties well, yet visitors always seem reluctant to approach her. Perhaps they're intimidated by her size.

>>105171 When I say it about kots it's evil and racist but when mamonos say it about us it's good and cute. They're no logic in MGC

>>105174 >They're no logic in MGC It's ran by women, don't expect logic

>>105173 This is what snakes should aspire to be. So big that if a human motorboats them their toes only just touch the scales.

>>105171 What are Kakuens?

hmm should I be nice to anon to get him to like me or should I just rape and snuggle him in a high steaks no hound barred gamble.

>>105173 TItanohebi is hot as hell, not gonna lie, but I'd be more than a little worried about being crushed between her coils during lovemaking or whatever.

>>105178 little did i know ms holstaur was grinding reputation and affection points with those gifted bottles of milk

>>105173 Tallsborough. Home.

>>105179 Good. It’s not like a regular snek isn’t capable of that either. You should feel safe with such a powerful wife.

>>105181 it's a living

>>105173 >>105181 Even though she is sitting down this is still accurate. I am so weak to tall monsters it's not even funny.

>>105181 Is Tallsborough some part of MGC that I hadn't heard about? If it isn't, it absolutely should be added in there.

>>105185 yeah you try living in any other place where you hit your head constantly on door frames, bump into small anons you couldn't see and are ruthlessly attacked with bigoted statements like how the weather is up there

>>105186 >how the weather is up there >POV: you are a seething womanlet

Hebi seems not being keen with her family reunion Probably hearing her distant cousins got a husband but not her

>>105188 so that's why people say foxes are shady

>>105190 >my tits will blot out the sun! <then we shall make love in the shadow!

>>105184 > In relationship with beeg Hatter > Likes to have you sit in her lap at tea parties > Constantly going to the tailor because her ass is just too big for even the finest arachne silk trousers > Likes to leans over and smoosh your face in her enormous cleavage > Can eat her out while standing up > Life is good

>>105192 >Likes to have you sit in her lap at tea parties > Likes to leans over and smoosh your face in her enormous cleavage Good lord I need ALL of that but especially this. Basically her toy teddy bear. Imagine the hugs and playing with your hair. Sleep on her like a bed. Most sex needs to be you on top trying to navigate her huge mycelium body because if she’s on top she might break your pelvis. Never sit on her chair without her because she will, accidentally or lying, sit on you and invisible you under her massive mushroom derrière.

>>105181 I read it as Tailsborough at first.

>>105194 >Tailsborough disaster Remember the 69

>>105185 Tallsborough feels like it should be adjacent to Oldtown and Hagville

>>105194 you dun foxed up

>>105193 Yes, exactly! One thing, though: > Never sit on her chair without her because she will, accidentally or lying, sit on you and invisible you under her massive mushroom derrière. Every single chair in Beeg Hatter's house is Hatter sized and is thus fair game to her. Believe you me, if you're sitting in any chair in her house, rest assured that she will find her way into the same room as you, she will want a sit down where you are sitting down, and you will find yourself pinned down by her enormous rump.

>>105194 Same, non related but I want to pet fluffy tails

>>105198 >Sips tea >”You make an excellent cushion, you know? I’m not even saying that to get you riled up. You really are a natural fit under my behind. Considering how much I know you enjoy this, I’d say it’s a win win.” >Grinds to get comfortable >”maybe we should try this at our next tea party. You’re ever so small and soft. I can’t see hide nor hair of you right now. It’s as if you’ve vanished from the face of the earth. I’m ever so big and you’re ever so… well… not.” >she stands up momentarily to shuffle off her trouser bottoms and panties, letting her great big mushroom butt spring free >”Oh, I’m not joking. We should try it. Once. See how it feels. I’m quite confident I can maintain a straight face. Even if you were to ahem, “busy” your tongue.” >she clears her throat >”Thats a hint to eat me out. But, the real question is can you keep quiet? I just know Miss Wock will clock us if you react too loud.” >She listens. She can hear your moans, even if highly muffled by her cheeks >”Dear me. I haven’t even started repaying the favour of you pleasuring me.” >She starts to rub herself against your face. You are covered in her mushroom love juices. At the same time, her socked foot begins to dextrously unzip your pants, strip your underwear and tease your already erect member >”Oh me oh my. So loud. This won’t ever do. No, I’m afraid we have a lot of endurance training ahead of us. Should we break for an early tea now or do you want me to shatter your mind first then have tea?”

>>105202 She really shouldn't be that worried about Miss Wock noticing, seeing as Miss Wock (and Miss Cheshire, and Miss Jubjub and Miss Trumpart (all four of them!)) will no doubt be doing the exact same thing as her.

>>105203 >Plot twist >it’s all anon after taking a doppelpotion >change places is to let him breathe >it was his idea >he’s crazier than they are >truly lost the plot >ass addled mind

>>105204 It's the inevitable result of living with Beeg Hatter and being exhibited to Big Hatter ass. A normal Mad Hatter ass would make the willpower of the strongest man crumble, or it's no wonder that Beeg Hatter ass would have such an effect.

>>105205 And then she acts like it's the most normal thing in the world. Strange mushrooms. Whatever. After I'm done getting my brain destroyed by her spores, we'll cuddle up and I can be the tea spoon to her table spoon.

Mad Hatter niggas be all like >yeah, The Last of Us seems comfy, let's all get brain mushrooms

>>105207 >mad hatter that sometimes makes clicking noises

>>105207 The spores are harmless! Totally harmless. Absolutely no side effects from huffing them.

>>105209 Ahahahaha

>>105209 When you're huffing mind control spores, getting mind controlled isn't exactly a side effect.

>>105207 Alternatively 139062 140394 148110

>>105205 What about smol Hatters? >>105208 Must be some kind of African mushroom.

>>105213 Black hatters are a strange and arousing bunch. Smol hatters (Tad Hatters as I like to call them) are cute and should be given headpats.

>Additionally, the spores released by the mushroom in their head cause a severe bewitching effect in those who inhale them, making them acknowledge the madness and abnormality of Wonderland. >Meanwhile, otherwise, their consciousness and thoughts gain clarity, so the person who inhaled them isn't even aware of the self changes brought about by the spores. Who needs ritalin to focus.

>>105215 With the power of hatter spores I can finally read Finnegan's Wake!

What an abysmal monday. Wish I die in my sleep and wake up on nekomantress's lap

>>105217 Should have been an abyssal monday instead

>>105218 I see, it could be worse.

KC made 3 shroom girls and we only accept one

>>105220 She will contemplate this on the Stump of Abandonment. Charmander her!

>>105220 I think myconids are adorable little pinballs. Matangos creep me out.

>>105222 Indeed. Matangos are definitely from another era. One that makes it very obvious that it inspired Torotoro.

>>105082 is Pyrow214 just a lower resolution copy of Pyrow212 or am I missing something?

>>105220 >>105223 Should he make more mushrooms? Or is 3 enough.

>>105219 Ok, next monday you get Oreo'd by two rapehounds

>>105226 spoiler alert. they lick the filling.

>>105223 I don't think their profile is that strange when compared to abyssal mamono, or the egg. Its just their old art that's outdated, and the entire "can't reproduce without infecting human woman". (KC did update the Matango's artwork, but I couldn't find it)

>>105228 the update was a big improvement

>>105136 Mamono remake of Legally Blonde(specifically the musical) where a blonde boy Alex "L" Woods gets rejected by local queen bee pharaoh Wandra Huntington the 3rst because her future is all planned, and through the power of Love manages to go to Harvard where he also meets Emma Forrest, a fellow student demon who helps him ace the lawyerly stuff, realize that both the pharaoh and their h'Orc teacher Professor CallaHAM are evil and deserve to be lonely, and then they (Alex and Emma) get together and kiss and live happily ever after, also there's a side plot where L's friend the human male barber Paul gets together with a deliverygirl kelpie Kylee B. O'Boyle after rescuing his pet scorpion from his ex the trailer trash drunkard danuki, and also there's this cold glasses wearing nerd rival who at first seems to be a pain in the ass and a love triangle setup but actually turns out to be a cool dude and a bro and hits the highest note in the penultimate song and ends up dumping the pharaoh and marriying the pharaohs' anubis assistant; Moral of the story being mamonos should help their humans and vice versa, and they'll get their happily ever after just like the story characters did.

>>105220 Myconid isn't shunned, just unlucky that she gets forgotten. And even Matango got a glow-up: >>105229

>>105220 He made one vastly superior to the others. I wouldn't want a matango, myconids are pretty alright but forgotten, but neither hold a candle to the hatter's glory.

I've been watching a lot of Black Adder Goes Forth lately and feel like a stationary trench war might be a fun setting for Monsters. >Foxes in the foxholes >comfy bunkers >occasionally plump-breasted carrier pigeon harpies >the enemy bombing you with aphrodisiac gas grenades (the masks do nothing)

>>105233 >going over the top one last time

>>105233 Tell me more about the pigeon harpies. If they’re carriers I’d expect them to insta-win.

>>105233 >Foxes in the foxholes

>>105234 No that's sad and sombre >>105235 They're not that kind of carrier, silly. They're like postal harpies but in military uniform

>>105233 >Amnesia: The Bunker but monster girls

>>105238 fear makes it hotter

>>105238 >be alone in the bunker? >WRONG! There's a GIANT CENTIPEDE IN THE BUNKER WITH YOU!

>>105238 >female squadmate drinks suspicious fluid from the depths and turns into a Ghoul

>>105238 > Be last remaining soldier of Order unit, trapped inside of bunker with monster girl looking for a hubby > Only place that's safe is chapel that's been blessed with power of Chief god, need to go out to find supplies to break through magical barrier sealing the bunker > Different monster girls have different strengths, weaknesses > Wurm can go through doors and barricades like they're nothing and is near immune to attack but can't find anyone hiding worth shit and easily loses track of the player when they run away > Oomukade is excellent ambush predator and can easily poison the player but is slow and can be evaded if you know the signs > Ghoul can dig holes between floors (and comes in packs?) but is relatively weak to attacks > Night Gaunt is absolute terror in the dark but is super weak to light > Hellhound is excellent tracker but as subtle as a brick Are there any other monsters that could be used here?

>>105242 Mimic: looks like a supply chest but instead has a supple chest

>>105233 Sounds horrifying

>>105242 soldier beetles redcaps ittan momens willowisps chochin obake gnome dorome devil bug khepri bunkers are just ruins with extra steps

>>105242 does ms oomukade have a bum leg or something? she should be a speed demon

>>105234 only if i'm in a tuxedo and the mamonos from the next trench over are in bridal gowns and the band plays the wedding march

>>105243 A mimic would definitely work as a secondary threat, kinda like the rats from the original game; if the player needs to find needed supplies in the various chests stored around the bunker, having to worry about whether or them are actually monsters adds a significant bit of risk to the matter.

>>105246 Ehh, that's probably true; I was trying to balance how difficult each of the monster girls would be to deal with in-game.

>>105246 Maybe she's super shy

>>105246 she's just very shy and needs time to psych herself up before she gets close to a boy

>>105251 got to make sure her hair is looking good and such. first impressions are important

>>105251 That actually works, really well. Maybe when the player is exploring the bunker, whenever they run into oomukade there's a brief interval where she isn't pursuing them as she psychs herself up, but as soon as she does so she's after them like a bullet.

>>104926 <"Were going over in five, girls. Smoke em if you got em!" >masculine squeal <"Your cigarettes! Goddess, put that away."

Oomukade at high speed. Zoomukade.

>>105240 Heaven...

>>105080 LOL just reset the PC. That virus resides entirely in RAM.

>>105258 >Starts angrily turning the TV on and off >or adjusting the thermostat >or flushing the toilet >or flickering the lights menacingly >or getting your soundsystem to play loud fart noises >or moving onto your phone and making your wallpaper her pressing her naked tits into the glass >or any other bit of tech she can infect >or pulling you into cyberspace for 1 million years of rape in simulated time (1 second in real life)

>>105259 Fucking IoT.

Succuviruses are magic mixed with code, which sounds stupid but you're gonna seem like a real jerk if you keep implying she isn't a person.

>>105263 So that means that Danuflare evercookies and JS fingerprinting are MAGICALLY BACKED now?!

I want to rearrange a Pyrow's backrooms

>>105265 please do not mess with people's demiplanes anon, takes a lot of work to set them up

>>105265 with my tongue

>>105265 Will you? She's really appreciate it, it's been the longest time since she gave her house a proper clean and she's never been the tidiest person, so it's kind of a mess back there.

>>105268 And that was how Anon became the kikimora.

>>105180 Do you have the source for this one?

>>105123 Time to get Eros special forces to help me court Deonora. I'm sure with some explanation, they'd be willing to help me out. Something like: > "She craves love, but her well-meaning guards deny her the opportunity. Will you help me on this mission of love?" They commune with Eros and decide to help out with getting past the imperial guards. Is it really courting if you aren't causing an international incident?

>>105259 Succuvirus underestimates my willingness to go scorched earth on my own devices to clear problems

Shotas be like: >"When I grow up, I'm gonna marry a dragon." WRONG! The fox is coming.

>>105271 That surely would be an international incident, they can't give you soldiers, but they can train you. You can earn your license to wed. <Eros' face when she accidentally makes an Austin Powers instead of a James Bond

>>105273 >When IF. Enjoy your shota spell. >Laughs in elf

>>105273 I root for the dragon. >>105274 As long as it works, it works.

>>105273 mofu does not work on shotas, its only scales and chitinous creatures

>>105277 What the fuck are you talking about? Mofu definitely works on shotas.

>>105279 i dont see them going out collecting mofu, theyre out collecting beetles and lizards

Truth is men like creepy crawly things that threat display when you pick up the rock they were hiding under.

>>105281 So, you spend all your time watching little boys, got it.

>>105282 I like ANYTHING that makes a threat display at me. >Birds >Cats >Catbirds >Birdcats >Dragons >Large Plants with triangle teeth >Dogs >Shogs >Hogs >Bugs >Hugs >Mugs Just... anything!

>>105283 who let the foid in

>>105194 Tailsborough. Home. or, at least it was until I went and fucked everything up

>>105287 sounds like it's smallsville for you at least until the heat dies down

>>105288 I'm skipping straight past Smallsville to FairyTown.

>>105285 >Mugs Please elaborate

>>105288 The lolis can't just go around showing off their bare bellies like this

>>105290 If you gotta ask, you ain't ready.

>>105291 Speaking of lolis I just saw Nav's last stuff... did someone killed him and now is drawing using his name or something? His stuff sucks now

>>105202 of course she knits with her toes or something and doesn't tell anyone about her olympian dexterity