>>107002 would sip jelly

summer uniform kiki

>>107073 THEY FLY NOW!?

>>107075 I think she's finally stopped getting thicker.

>>107077 it might have to wait until her next child

>>107073 "Apex" predator btw

Top of the foodchain btw.

>>107080 would pet cat

>>107073 She really does identify as an attack helicopter

I identify as a corewhore

i'm not addicted i'm just a venom enthusiast

Omg venomous sharks

[insert mario theme]

"Master is being improper agian~"

>>107089 >agian The only thing improper here is Ms Kiki's speech. Her Mastah is performing his masterly duties as demanded by his Mastery.

People expect to be ambushed by pyrows at a karaoke bar or at an arcade. But nobody is prepared for an ambush by a Wight at those places.

>>107092 Which popular tune from Yakuza is she singing?

I’ll keep a clean house and eat well, which will scare off the weirdo correction kikis.

>>107092 Arcades are a place to socialize and find out about the latest news and gossip, so if anything, wights would be plenty expected there, making NEET mamono seething at their Stacy presence so much they start complaining about "fake fans" and normies invading holy vidya enjoyer spaces. In reality, Ms wight was there when the arcade machines were built, and has most of the Highscores in all the machines.

>>107095 No way, Wight-sama is behind the mysterious WGT whose Donkey Kong score stood unchallenged until Billy Mitchell cheated?

>>107094 You will get the weirdo rewarding kiki

>>107089 keeping kiki on edge all day and only letting her cum after her duties are done

>>107075 Ms kiki, please contain yourself. There's no reason to dress like a bar wench just because I asked for a cold one

>>107094 Look forward to an invitation to a butler academy in your mail.

>only 4k words into my July story >July almost over I'm not going to make it this month... writefairy forgive me...

Check your batcats for parasites...

>>107100 Thighs built for lap pillows. Especially the satyros.

>>107087 >so long, gay turtle!

>>107101 Hey, don't feel bad, July has been a shit month for me too as far as writing progress goes. The motivation is there, but the energy reserves are damn near depleted. It's just too god damned hot and humid out. The majority of July was also in Mercury Retrograde, which just ended days ago, if you put any stock into that.

>>107105 >Mercury Retrograde Freddy Gatorade!?

>>107106 >Freddy Gatorade There's an alp joke in there somewhere. I might have it after another cup of coffee.

>>107106 >Batshit crazy order firebrand wants to preach to the monster masses >Mainly their husbands, but if monsters want to listen then fine >And he wants to do it... UNDER THE SEA >The CG's light may penetrate even the bottom of the ocean >Gets his diving equipment >Consults with mermaids about how the logistics of even getting there (they are followers of Poseidon so it is a tolerable alliance) >Fastforward to him on a ship, about to take the plunge >"Goddess, give me strength!" >Dives in >Forgot all his scriptures and holy books were made of paper And that's why sea bishops use stone tablets.

>>107101 >I'm not going to make it this month Writing a story per month sounds exhausting. Don't burn yourself out anon. If you don't write any more stories writefairy will be sad. Inspiration is like a fart, if your force it, only shit comes out.

>>107109 >a story per month I only meant my MGE story for July, I've already written two others... one was 37 pages and I had to mail it physically to a SFF contest. Writing is fun. Well anyway, I hope everyone else is also blessed by some of that good L(eanan)S(i)D(he)

>>107102 Ewww

>>107110 I walked straight into that bait, didn't i.

>>107112 Yes, the bait of the "work on your story or she'll be disappointed" trap

>>107113 No, i mean the bait of inquiring further just for you to sneakily brag about your other writing.

>>107110 >37 pages >Mail in contest Damn, that's impressive! I wish I had that level of focus. I can maybe get a page or two down on a good day. What's the genre/setting, if it's not MGE? In any case, good luck on the contest! >I hope everyone else is also blessed by some of that good L(eanan)S(i)D(he) Just some old Mad Hatter caps, which have admittedly given me some decent ideas I might explore with my storyline. Pareidolia is a hell of a thing.

>>107114 Don't worry about it

>>107115 >genre Fantasy >setting Original setting. >good luck Y-you too >Pareidolia With the uncanny power of mamanobama, there really CAN be faces going jiiii at you in the unlikeliest places! See that rock? It's Gnome-chan. See that puddle? Undine nee-san is watching you. That tree? Yup, a Dryad. That wall? Mostly shog (you can tell by the eyes you think are eyes actually being eyes) And that face you see when you go to sleep? That''s a Nightgaunt ready to tickle the sole of your foot if it comes out from under the covers for even a split second

>>107117 But where would one see the faces of Ignis and Sylph? There's nothing to see in empty air and there aren't any open fires in modern society

>>107118 >open fires in modern society Time for you to start making them. Or, you know, go camping.

>>107120 >Officer, you don't understand! I had to make those fires! Sexy women live in the flames! They're hot!

Miss Hatter is too dignified for drugs. Ok, there was that one time with mist opium.

>>107122 Much like the Cannabis and Poppy Alraune, Miss Hatter doesn't do drugs because she is drugs

>>107123 >You want my special tea? >Not the black tea? >Not the tea that makes you horny? >Are you sure? >Well, I suppose. >Come with me. I don't want cheshire sneaking off with any. She's high enough floating in the air. >It's my specialty. My specialty special tea. For you and me my special tea. The diamond suit hatter is known for such things.

>>107123 >Poppy Alraune Man being locked in with her and perpetually blasted out of your fucking mind at all times would be wild.

Miss Vampire is kinda prickly but the pay is really good. One year as a servant and I'll have saved up enough money to move to Zipangu and never have to work again.

>>107123 anything a mamo is taking for a good time is probably too strong for a normal human. something like Oni alcohol would knock you out in a single shot. hell, nurarihyon tobaco can knock you out cold even by secondhand smoking.

>>107126 >eating an entire bulb of garlic before giving her cunnilingus

If I have a bad trip I want hatter to look after and comfort me.

>>107129 Anon no... now you'll have nothing but bad trips

>>107130 that was already established. you'd be delusional to expect a good trip in the land of cheshires.

>>107130 >>107129 Alternatively, any trip with a hatter is never a bad trip. Even the one where she met your parents for the first time.

>>107132 I'd give it an 80% chance it goes fine. 10% chance it goes swimmingly and 10% of disaster.

Hatters are cute.

Hatters are just human women who belong in an insane asylum.

>>107135 what about the shroom parts?

>>107136 A human woman with a fungal infection.

Love it or hate it, she's speaking Fax.

>>107138 So true

>>107141 Is this normal nurse attire in MGE?

>>107144 No, that's the doctor.

>>107146 Oh I see, the nurse's are all naked.

>>107135 go away chesh